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When it comes to dating,
most women have a wish list
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of what they're looking for.
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I have a list
of what to look out for.
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Ooh.
Arrogance. Selfishness.
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And the biggest red flag is:
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if he locks eyes with you
and he looks at you
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like a cheetah looks
at a gazelle, run.
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I bet you came up with that
list after your divorce.
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You're right.
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Ladies, you want to look
for a fireplace,
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not fireworks.
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What?
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No, you didn't.
Drop the mic, girl.
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And on that note,
we gonna take some calls.
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Poppa's House.
Holla at your boy.
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Hi, I'm a fireworks girl myself.
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Kapow.
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Well, listen...
Mom,
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is that you?
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Yes, baby.
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I wanted to remind you
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of my graduation party
on Saturday.
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I didn't forget.
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I told you I'm gonna be there.
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Is this the Mrs. Reed?
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Listen, congratulations
on getting your master's.
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Thank you, Poppa.
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You know, I saw you rock a party
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at the Audubon Ballroom
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when you were DJ Sweet D.
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Listen, I don't know
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if you have a DJ already,
but I would be honored
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if you'd let me DJ your party.
No.
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That would be on
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like hot butter on...
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♪ Pop-a-pop-a-popcorn. ♪
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What are you doing?
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Listen, your mom is cool.
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And maybe she'll give me some
embarrassing stories about you.
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Well, did you know she was
a virgin until her...?
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Bye, Felicia!
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You just bye-Felicia'd your mom?
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No, Felicia is her actual name.
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In that case, bye, Felicia.
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♪ Poppa's ♪
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♪ House ♪
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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Trey, we are so proud of you
for getting straight As
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at Buckingham.
Thanks, Mom.
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Are you sure this party is
gonna be as good as Joey's?
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It's not a competition, Trey.
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Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
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Joey had a petting zoo with
a lion cub and a baby rhino.
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We got to top that.
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Oh, we gonna top that,
all right?
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I bet Joey's never been
to a Dragon Ball party.
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And there's gonna be
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sushi...
Sushi?
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We're Black.
We like our fish fried.
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Okay, darling!
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But who needs a petting zoo
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when you have your
favorite anime superhero?
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Goku!
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And Chichi?
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Yeah!
We're going all out.
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You guys are lucky.
When I was growing up,
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my dad was so cheap,
instead of Spider-Man,
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he had ManMan show up.
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ManMan?
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How did he get his superpowers?
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He got bit by a homeless guy
at a bus stop.
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- That's sad.
- Yes.
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It's very sad, which is why
your party is gonna be
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the best party of the year.
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The year?
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Try century.
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I want to make Joey's mom
froth with jealousy.
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Well, I hope so, because
Joey's gonna write a review.
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A review?
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♪ Girl, you look good ♪
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♪ Won't you back that thang up ♪
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♪ Youse a big fine woman ♪
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♪ Won't you back
that thang up... ♪
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All right, y'all,
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throw your hands in the air!
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Wave them like
you just don't care.
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And if you're with someone,
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you're having fun,
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somebody say, "Oh, yeah!"
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Oh, yeah!
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There he is.
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♪ Back that thang up... ♪
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Hello.
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You know you are more beautiful
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than Ivy described.
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Oh, aren't you the charmer?
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Well.
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It's the "Sweet" in Sweet D.
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I bet I know
what the "D" stands for.
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Damon.
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Well, D, my name is Felicia,
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but you can call me Felicious.
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Well, I got to
get back to the music,
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Felicious, and I will
see you around.
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See you around, D.
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Stand up straight, baby.
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You look like a question mark.
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And, please, stop dressing
like a public defender.
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Mom. Can we just have fun?
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I'm only trying to help you,
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but you never want
to listen to me.
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That's why you're still single.
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How do you know?
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You got another
Internet boyfriend?
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Somebody catfishing you again?
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No. Maybe he's real...
this time.
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Well, whoever he is,
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he can't compare
to your ex-husband, David.
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I sure would have loved
some grandbabies from you two.
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Ooh, with his eyes
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and your legs, you could make
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some beautiful girls.
Mom,
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David and I are
happily divorced.
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Just please go enjoy your party.
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Blech!
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Oh! Um...
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Ivy, could you please go help
Aunt Bertha in the restroom?
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Her zipper got caught
in her back fat.
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That woman needs lipo or Velcro.
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Goku! Goku!
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Goku!
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Goku!
Joey's here!
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All right. Relax, son.
He's just a normal kid, okay?
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Oh, wow.
That's a huge second-grader.
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That's not him, Dad.
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That's him.
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Oh.
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Hey, Joey. Thanks
for coming to my party.
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I hope you like it.
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We shall see.
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Jimothy?
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Keep the limousine running.
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Yes, Mr. Gentry.
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Homemade decorations?
How quaint.
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Cookies obviously store-bought.
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Couch looks IKEA.
China is from China.
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Deeply offended.
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Hey, I smell fish.
I hope it's fried.
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Told you.
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You promised Goku.
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- Yeah, he's on his way.
- Oh.
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I'm sorry, kids.
There's been a snafu.
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Goku had some bad tofu.
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He can't come
'cause he has to go poo.
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I canceled jousting for this.
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Jimothy, turn the
seat heaters on.
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Have "Baby Shark" cued up,
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'cause I'm on my way out.
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Joey, no!
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Don't go!
Dad, this is a disaster.
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Um...
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Oh, whoa! Wait. I just
got a text from Goku.
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Wow, he-he says,
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"I am stuck between
universes and I-95.
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"But I'm Trey's protector
so I'll move
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heavens and Hyundais
to be there!"
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Oh, my God!
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"P.S.
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"anyone who leaves that party
shall be destroyed
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"immediately
by my Saiyan powers.
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Especially Joey!"
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How does he know I'm here?
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I don't know.
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Duh! He's the protector
of the universe.
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Uh, uh, babe?
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, babe.
There's another text.
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Just came in. Whoa!
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His wife Chichi is
coming, too.
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Okay, hold up. Wait. Chichi?
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Yeah. All right, we'll just,
we'll talk about it upstairs.
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Okay?
Five minutes. For Goku.
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Not you.
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Oh, work with me here, Ivy.
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I don't know what David's
gonna think of you.
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Please tell me you didn't
invite my ex-husband!
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Well, you invited
my ex-husband everywhere.
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He was my father!
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Well, you know what?
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If David is coming,
I am leaving.
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My mom invited my ex.
So I'm out.
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Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.
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You're a successful woman.
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What you running for?
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You don't understand.
It's just,
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when I see him,
I just get all nervous.
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And I start to stutter
and I turn back
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into that little naive girl that
he can dah, dah, dah, dah, dah,
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- dah, dah...
- Oh.
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What are you being
so nutty about?
Dave.
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Diamond Dave. NFL champ.
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Oh, my God! Superbowl champ.
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Okay, pull yourself together!
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That is my ex-husband.
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David!
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Hey, Felicious!
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Hello, Mushroom.
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Hi, David.
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Mushroom?
That sounds like a fungus.
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It's 'cause I grew on him.
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Why doesn't he just
call you tumor?
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Do I know you?
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Oh--
Oh, uh, David, this is Poppa.
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- My partner on the podcast.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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She used to make me listen
to your satellite radio show
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and I was like,
"Who is this clown?"
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And she was like,
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"You got to listen,
he's a real one."
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And I was like, "Is he?"
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And then you stood up
for the Central Park Five
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and I was like,
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"I like this clown."
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Thanks, I think.
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Look, I'm a real
big fan of yours, man.
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Your end zone dance,
that was iconic.
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That's it, but younger.
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Okay. Well, you know what?
I'm-a go hit the bathroom.
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You got to give me
an autograph before you leave.
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All right, Poppa-razzi.
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"Poppa-razzi." Funny.
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You can go.
Oh!
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Damn, Mushroom.
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You look good.
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What are you, um, doing here?
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Babe, I've changed.
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I have.
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I even went to therapy
so I could understand
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why I would leave someone
as beautiful and special as you.
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You really went to therapy?
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Yes, yes, and I realized
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when we were together,
I was playing a character.
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I wasn't walking in my truth.
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I wrote that in one of my books!
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"Walk In My Truth:
Stop Playing a Character."
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I know. I read it.
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I read all your books.
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You inspired me.
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Ivy,
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I want you to give us
a second chance.
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Okay.
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David,
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this is very sudden and,
and, it's not that easy.
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I mean, you broke me
when you left.
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I did everything for you.
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I managed your career,
I managed your whole life.
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And I was there for you
through your injury,
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and then you just
snatched the rug
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right from under me.
I know, Mush.
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I had to leave.
I was, I was holding you back.
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Okay? I got caught up.
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The money, the fame,
the parties...
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You forgot about the women.
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No, I didn't. I think
about them every night.
263
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,590
Listen...
264
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:36,030
There's only one woman
who ever really mattered to me,
265
00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:38,000
and that's you, Mushy.
266
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,470
David, you always know
the right things to say,
267
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,910
I just wish that I could trust
that it was real.
268
00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:47,240
Then let me prove it.
269
00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,140
I found these investors.
270
00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,080
They want to open up
your wellness retreat.
271
00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:53,380
The Mushroom Center?
272
00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:55,880
Yes. Yes.
The one we dreamed about.
273
00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:59,990
Look, I, uh, I bought
some property in Mexico.
274
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,920
They're ready to break ground.
275
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,490
Oh, my gosh.
276
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,060
David, I don't know
what to say.
277
00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:12,200
The only thing there is to say,
and that's yes.
278
00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:14,570
♪ Your love, your love... ♪
279
00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:16,000
Okay.
280
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,210
Yes.
281
00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:21,810
♪ Oh, babe ♪
282
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,310
♪ Your love
♪ Your love ♪
283
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,110
♪ Your love ♪
284
00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:29,550
♪ Supernatural thing
♪ Supernatural ♪
285
00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:30,790
♪ Oh, baby... ♪
286
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,760
Goku.
287
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:36,620
Goku. Goku.
288
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,500
Ha!
289
00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:43,570
It is I, "Broku."
290
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,600
Broku? You said Goku was coming.
291
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,540
I'm more powerful than Goku.
292
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:49,700
Except I don't have
a monkey tail
293
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,410
because that would be racist.
294
00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:54,610
Sounds fake. Broku is sus.
295
00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:57,010
Broku's not sus. You're sus.
296
00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:58,350
I'm all-powerful.
297
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,250
Ha!
298
00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:03,220
Crane. Ha!
299
00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,220
Mantis. Ha!
300
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,890
Wax on, wax off.
301
00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,360
Ha!
302
00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:10,360
Ah.
303
00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:12,060
What a rip-off.
304
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,260
Let's trash this place.
305
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,560
Yeah, let's trash this place.
306
00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:19,200
This is our place, fool.
307
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,740
That's right.
308
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,870
It is I, Chacha, wife of Loku.
309
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,540
Broku.
Broku.
310
00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:27,710
Yeah.
311
00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:29,210
And none of you
little rug rats
312
00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:33,120
are trashing the realm
of the Fulton kingdom.
313
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,880
♪ Dragon punch... ♪
314
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,220
Your dad sucks.
315
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,250
Uh...
316
00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:40,990
That's not my dad.
What?
317
00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:45,230
You don't think I recognize him
with that stupid blond wig on?
318
00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,130
He's literally your dad.
319
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,000
Broku sucks.
320
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,240
Broku sucks! Broku sucks!
321
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,370
Weakening
322
00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:58,870
from nonbelief.
323
00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:00,540
Fight back.
324
00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:03,110
- Ah...
- Broku sucks!
325
00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,210
Sorry, guys, I failed you.
326
00:13:06,210 --> 00:13:07,950
Especially you, Joey.
327
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,580
Do something.
328
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,960
Uh...
329
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,290
Argh...
330
00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:17,130
I didn't want it
to have to come to this.
331
00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:19,690
You should have never
challenged me, young man.
332
00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:22,000
Now witness my final form.
333
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,400
I'm gonna go Super-Duper-Saiyan.
334
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,170
Whoa!
335
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,980
Super-duper-attaku!
336
00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:36,710
Ah!
337
00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:38,410
Break something else, Broku!
338
00:13:38,510 --> 00:13:40,880
All right! Here. Come here, you.
339
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,420
Ah.
340
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:47,260
♪ Dun, dun, dun. ♪
341
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,820
Whoa, no, no, no, no!
342
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,790
Fool, that was a wedding gift.
343
00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:51,990
So what?
344
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,060
Ah!
345
00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,230
Oh, look,
346
00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,770
your first directing clapboard.
347
00:13:58,770 --> 00:13:59,800
No. Not that.
348
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,970
Ah!
No!
349
00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:03,470
Let's go!
350
00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:06,340
♪ Everybody was
kung fu fighting ♪
351
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,310
♪ Those cats were fast
as lightning... ♪
352
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,250
Wah!
353
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,410
Yah!
354
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,850
♪ In fact, it was
a little bit frightening... ♪
355
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,450
Yah!
356
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:19,720
♪ They fought
with expert timing... ♪
357
00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:21,160
Ha, ha!
358
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:24,160
♪ Oh, ho... ♪
359
00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:26,690
Wah! Yah!
360
00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:31,500
Wah!
361
00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:36,800
Broku! Broku!
362
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,610
Broku! Broku!
363
00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:45,810
Broku! Broku! Broku!
364
00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:47,180
Broku! Broku!
365
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,020
Broku! Broku! Broku!
366
00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:58,690
Is Broku okay?
367
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:02,030
I definitely have a
concussion, but, uh...
368
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,430
if he's happy, I'm happy.
369
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:06,530
Hey, Trey,
370
00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:09,770
your dad's pretty cool.
371
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,040
Disregard previous notes.
372
00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:15,610
This has been the best party
of the year.
373
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,050
Did you hear that, babe?
374
00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:20,820
Joey thinks I'm pretty cool.
375
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,420
I think so, too, babe.
376
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,720
Yeah, but Joey thinks
I'm pretty cool.
377
00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:25,620
Thanks, Mom and Dad.
378
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,260
This was the best party ever.
379
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,820
- Aww.
- Aww.
380
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:35,730
Broku needs a CAT scan.
381
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,670
Hey, man, congratulations.
382
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,600
Oh, yeah, man.
383
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:42,500
Mmm.
384
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,510
I'm sorry about
your little podcast.
385
00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:47,710
What do you mean?
Well, Ivy and I are
moving to Mexico,
386
00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:50,010
so she's not gonna be able
to do it anymore, but...
387
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:53,080
I've heard your show,
and you won't miss her.
388
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:56,080
Well, if, you know,
y'all happy and in love,
389
00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:58,090
then I'm happy
for both of y'all.
390
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,590
Oh, it ain't
about love, brother.
391
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:02,420
No, this is about me
392
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,960
rebranding my image.
393
00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:05,530
Oh...
See,
394
00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:08,800
back in my bad boy phase,
I lost a lot of endorsements.
395
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:11,430
Magic Shine for Men,
remember that one?
396
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:14,070
Mm-mm.
♪ Magic shine for men ♪
397
00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:17,040
♪ You got that glow, baby ♪
398
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:20,370
♪ Magic shine for men. ♪
399
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,650
Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah.
400
00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:26,480
So, Ivy gives me credibility.
401
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,820
Yeah.
If she can forgive me...
402
00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:29,950
so will my fans.
403
00:16:30,050 --> 00:16:32,550
You got it all figured out.
404
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:34,390
Yep.
405
00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:35,590
Want to do a shot?
406
00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:37,130
Whoa.
Mm.
407
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,760
Of what? You?
408
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,160
If you can handle this.
409
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,100
Oh, well...
410
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:45,330
do mind if I don't.
411
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:48,300
Thank you. Thank you.
Yep.
412
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,240
Thank you.
413
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,840
Hey. Shot o'clock.
414
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,010
My favorite time of day, baby.
415
00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,520
Man, clown,
416
00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:03,750
you better shut
your bearded mouth.
417
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,850
Hey, man, so, so, like,
418
00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:08,760
what else you got
up your sleeve, champ?
419
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,990
Hmm...
420
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,160
Y-You're not gonna
say anything, right?
421
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:16,000
I won't say nothing.
422
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:19,270
These investors won't
take me without her. Oh!
423
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:22,300
What?
424
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,540
Her and her huge following
from The Dr. Reed Show.
425
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,010
So all I got to do
is play the game,
426
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:28,710
and I am back in
the good graces
427
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,810
Ah...
of corporate America.
428
00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:33,120
Ah!
And that
429
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,120
is where the dough is at.
430
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,520
The "dough," I get it.
431
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,520
Oh, man, listen, listen, listen.
432
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,190
Can I tell you something?
433
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,190
Mm-hmm.
434
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:47,100
I'm not drunk.
435
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,700
And I'm telling Ivy
everything you told me.
436
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,340
No. No.
Yes. Yes.
437
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,200
Hey.
Mm-hmm.
438
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,440
If you do, she's
just gonna hate you.
439
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,070
And if I don't, I'll hate me.
440
00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:01,980
Well, I didn't want it to have
to come to this, bro, but...
441
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,250
Ivy, I need to talk
to you about David.
442
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:09,250
Poppa, I got this.
443
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,920
I don't need you
meddling in my affairs.
444
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,120
Well, there's gonna be
a lot of affairs
445
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:14,260
if I don't meddle.
446
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,120
I don't want to hear it.
447
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,730
I know, okay,
then I won't tell you
448
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:20,330
that David doesn't love you
and that he's using you.
449
00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:22,260
I just won't say that, then.
450
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,530
You just don't want me
to be happy.
451
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:26,130
Ever since
I showed up,
452
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,600
you've been chasing me away,
453
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,210
and now that I want to go,
you want me to stay.
454
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,410
Because I care about you.
455
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:33,110
And if you
move to Mexico
456
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:37,010
with that clown, you're gonna be
paying him alimony in pesos.
457
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,250
I don't believe you.
458
00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:40,620
You're alone
459
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:41,880
and miserable,
460
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:43,550
and you just want me
to be the same.
461
00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,850
Okay, don't believe me.
462
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:47,320
Believe your eyes.
463
00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:50,720
David!
464
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,990
Mm.
465
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,460
It's not what it looks like.
466
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,600
She tripped and fell on my lips.
467
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:10,480
Hi.
468
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:13,820
Didn't think
you'd ever come back.
469
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,190
Neither did I.
470
00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:22,990
But I have to thank you
471
00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:25,090
for being my friend.
472
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:29,330
Telling me the thing
that I didn't want to hear.
473
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,230
You good?
474
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:34,170
Want to talk?
475
00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:37,210
You want to talk?
476
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,380
I want to listen.
477
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:52,250
Feel like I've been hit
by a truck.
478
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,860
You know, I just...
479
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,690
don't understand why,
480
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,300
at this point in my life,
does this man cause me
481
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,730
to slip back
into old behavior patterns?
482
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:07,640
It just feels like I'm...
483
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,070
never gonna fall in love again.
484
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,340
Yes, you will.
485
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,040
Why?
486
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,250
♪ You got the glow, baby
487
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,550
♪ Magic Shine For Men. ♪
488
00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:29,260
Marker.
489
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,490
Ah!
490
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,930
Thanks, Mom and Dad.
491
00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:38,900
This was the best party ever.
492
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,700
Aww.
493
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:44,210
Couldn't tell by that delivery.
494
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,140
Ah!
495
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,880
Oh! Hold on, hold on.
496
00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:01,520
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