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[♪]
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ go together like ♪
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♪ a horse and carriage ♪
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♪ this I tell ya, brother ♪
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♪ you can't have one ♪
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♪ without the other ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ it's an institute ♪
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♪ you can't disparage ♪
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♪ ask the local gentry ♪
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♪ and they will say
it's elementary ♪
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♪ try, try, try
to separate them ♪
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♪ it's an illusion ♪
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♪ try, try, try
and you will only come ♪
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♪ to this conclusion ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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Hello, carol?
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Bud bundy here.
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Hello?
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Hello, carol? Don't hang up.
I got tickets to the concert.
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Yes. It's bud bundy.
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Yep.
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What would you say
to a couple of primo seats
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To the jimmy dick and
the nighsticks concert Saturday?
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Well, yeah,
you'd have to go with me.
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I think it's worth it too.
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Good. Good.
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What say I pick you up
at 8:00?
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Ciao, baby.
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Ah...
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So many women,
so little time.
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Not me.
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I got one woman,
too much time.
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I'm not really
interested, dad.
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Listen, I really want
to impress this girl,
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So could you
drive me?
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Oh, could you wear one of
those stupid chauffeur hats?
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And put something
under your arm
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So it looks like
you're packing a rod.
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Why, bud?
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What your father's got
under there already
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Is far more lethal.
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Al, the termite control man
would like to speak to you.
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Oh, why?
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I keep telling you,
we don't have termites.
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It's just
the house settling.
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Kel, did you get
the tickets for the concert?
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I sure did...
And backstage passes.
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All right, kel.
You're a goddess.
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Give me my tickets.
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Oh, I decided
not to get you any.
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See, it was either
use your money
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To get four regular
concert tickets
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Or to get two tickets
and two backstage passes for me,
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So I'm taking my ugly friend,
mandy.
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That way, jimmy will
only look at me.
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I'm so happy.
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Well, kel...
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I'm happy for you, but...
What the hell about me?
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Oh, bud...
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I'm going to meet
jimmy dick!
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He's got this house
in jamaica.
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Do you know what I would
do for a house in jamaica?
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Yeah, the same thing
you'd do
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For dinner and a movie.
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Getting back to my
petty problem, see,
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I finally got a date
with a girl who has a waist.
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I've never
had waist before.
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I've gotta have someplace
to take her.
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Come on, bud.
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I'm sure there's
plenty of places
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You could take her instead.
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I know.
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The peanuts gang on ice
is in town!
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You know I'll devote
the rest of my life
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To get revenge on you.
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Well, I'm not too worried.
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See, I'll always have
the smell of clearasil
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To warn me that you're coming.
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How could we have termites?
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Kids, didn't I tell you
to wipe your feet
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Before you come
into the house?
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Now look.
We have termites.
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Now, kids, don't be ashamed.
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Even the finest homes
have termites.
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Of course, they get them
from homes like ours.
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Hey, kel, dad's
in a real bad mood.
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Be on your
best behavior.
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The least little thing
could get you grounded.
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Don't worry.
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I cleaned up my room.
I did all my chores.
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I'm untouchable.
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Hey, dad.
Report card day.
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I got four a's and a b,
but enough about me.
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Batter up.
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I, uh...I lost it.
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Well...This is
your lucky day...
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Because I found it.
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It must have fallen out
of your purse
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And accidentally got
taped under your bed.
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How did she do?
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Ahem.
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F, f, f, d.
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What happened, kel,
you attend one?
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Kelly, this is
the worst one yet.
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Now, we're going to have
to think
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Of a punishment
for this.
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Hey, I'm sure
you'll think of something.
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Oh, by the way, have a good time
at that concert Saturday, kel.
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Concert?
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You think that you're going
to a concert this weekend?
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No way.
You're grounded.
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Grounded?
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Kelly, you have got
to learn responsibility.
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Honey, would you like to see
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Some of your father's
old report cards?
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He didn't think studying
was important either.
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Now look at him.
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Well, mom, you're right,
of course,
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But won't you reconsider?
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I mean, I just know
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Kelly will study
for Monday's math test
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Right after the concert.
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You have
a math test Monday?
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Damn my loose lips.
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Kelly?
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Oh, come on.
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I mean, when am I ever
going to need to know math?
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Well, you may need it for
your career, you know--
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Three whoppers,
large fries, and a coke.
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Exterminator:
Yo, mr. Bundy!
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More newson the termite front.
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Let me guess.
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A termite slipped
in the tub, broke his wing,
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And he's suing us.
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Well, on the good side,
he can't get much.
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Kel, I know what
you're thinking.
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"now, what am I going to
do with those tickets?"
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Well, since I got you
grounded,
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I'll take them
off your hands.
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Do you think
that for one second
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I'm going to stay here
and study
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When I'm just
a paternity suit
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Away from jamaica?
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Oh, no, budrick.
No.
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I'm sneaking out.
I do it all the time.
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No house
can hold me,
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And you are not going
to tell on me.
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You can count
on me, kel.
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Oh, I know I can,
because, you see,
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I happen know the true identity
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Of the masked
lovers' lane peeper...
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You know, the one
the whole football team
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Has a bounty on?
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You-- you have no proof.
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Oh?
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Then, uh...
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What would you call
this mask and flashlight?
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I just look.
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So, mr. Bundy,
we tent this baby up,
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And in just a couple of days,
adios, termites.
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Oh yeah? Well, how
much will it cost
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To tent this baby up?
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Just a second.
Now, let's see.
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We're going to need
the special tent.
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Special tent?
For what?
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Well, you know, your
house is shaped oddly.
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You mean
like a house?
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Yeah. Too bad.
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Now, let's see.
You got floors. That's extra.
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You got rooms.
That's extra.
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And windows, too.
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Uh-oh.
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Now, you got an attached garage,
so I'll give you 10% off,
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But then it is another room,
so that's extra...
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Plus gratuity....
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That comes to $1,750.
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Listen,
we'll think about it.
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We'll let you know.
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Okay, but be quick.
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Our price
goes up next week.
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I'm getting
my license.
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Kelly, you see what happens
when you study?
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$1,750 a job,
$1,750 a year.
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Yes, no.
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Winner, loser.
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Suicide, reason.
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Listen, I can squeeze you in
on Saturday.
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Saturday's fine.
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Saturday?
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Is a check okay?
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No.
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Ah, that's just great.
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$1,750 for a tent
to put over a house.
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Listen, why don't we just borrow
one of your mother's muumuus?
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Hell, if she doesn't wash it,
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We won't have to pay
for the poison, either.
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Well, since they're going
to be spraying the house
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With pesticides,
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The kids and I
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Will have to find
someplace to stay.
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I can stay
at my friend mandy's.
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Forget it, kelly.
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You're grounded
this weekend.
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You're staying with the family
and studying.
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Now, let's see.
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We need a place to stay
that's cheap and comfortable
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And accepts pets.
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I got it. We'll sleep
in the shoe store.
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Oh, honey,
please reconsider.
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There's still time to get
four cardboard boxes
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And sleep
in the junkyard.
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Nah, it's too much
like staying at your mother's.
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Nah, the shoe store's
better and safer.
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Once I lock it up,
nobody can get in...
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Or out.
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Oh, sir...
It's been 10 minutes.
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Don't you think you
should get me a shoe?
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That's an all-too-common
mistake
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In the shoe biz, miss.
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You see, us real pros
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Understand the need
of holding a foot
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And getting a good
look at the leg
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So we know what
we're dealing with.
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I hope you're not
too uncomfortable.
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Well, actually,
it turns me on.
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We're closed.
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Go home, peg.
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I am home, al.
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We're here, dad.
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Oh, dad!
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While you're here,
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Can I show you
some of our bras?
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I think I better be going.
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00:11:11,603 --> 00:11:14,438
Well, could you show me
some of yours?
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Uh, al, are these some
of the fat women
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That you're always
complaining about?
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That was a once-in-a-lifetime
thing, peg,
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And I'm so glad you guys
were here to scared it away.
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Oh, peg, didn't you
bring him a bone or anything?
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Those are $100 pumps.
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Buck! Here, boy!
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Here, take this.
This one's on sale.
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Isn't that cute, al?
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It's like he knows.
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Yeah, it's real cute,
peg.
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When he's done with the shoe,
why don't you take him
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Over to the cash register
for dessert?
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Kel, why don't you just
give me the tickets?
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You're not getting
out of here.
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That's what they said
about the 10th grade,
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00:12:02,086 --> 00:12:04,822
But eventually,
I will.
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00:12:04,823 --> 00:12:07,157
Well,
it's closing time.
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00:12:07,158 --> 00:12:09,993
No, really?
Look at this.
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Go home, peg.
259
00:12:17,202 --> 00:12:18,302
We're closed.
260
00:12:18,303 --> 00:12:20,103
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
261
00:12:20,104 --> 00:12:23,541
No! We've never
been more open.
262
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,711
How can I disappoint
the poor ladies, peg?
263
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:30,414
Have sex with them.
264
00:12:34,152 --> 00:12:37,120
Ha! Ha! I intend to.
265
00:12:37,121 --> 00:12:41,291
Uh, ladies, sit down.
266
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,068
Where are
you ladies from?
267
00:12:51,069 --> 00:12:53,571
We're from right next door--
the aerobics studio?
268
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,573
So many times
we've passed by
269
00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:58,409
And seen your little face
pressed against the window.
270
00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,210
Oh, no.
271
00:13:00,211 --> 00:13:02,713
So we thought
we'd come in.
272
00:13:02,714 --> 00:13:04,281
Do you have time?
273
00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:06,049
For you?
Of course.
274
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:08,552
Um, what can I
do for you?
275
00:13:08,553 --> 00:13:10,554
I was looking for
an evening shoe.
276
00:13:10,555 --> 00:13:13,557
Well, all right.
Let me measure your chest.
277
00:13:13,558 --> 00:13:14,658
I mean...Ha, ha, ha!
278
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:20,063
I mean your foot.
279
00:13:20,064 --> 00:13:22,566
Sometimes when
I'm at a party...
280
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:25,569
I don't know,
I can't help myself.
281
00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:28,071
I think they call it
nymphomania.
282
00:13:28,072 --> 00:13:29,573
Every man I see,
283
00:13:29,574 --> 00:13:34,011
I just can't
keep my clothes on.
284
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,181
Excuse me, sir.
285
00:13:38,182 --> 00:13:39,617
Since I'm the one
buying the shoes,
286
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,585
Don't you think you should
be measuring my foot?
287
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:45,222
I'm sorry.
She's the nymphomaniac.
288
00:13:45,223 --> 00:13:46,724
Excuse me, sir,
289
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:50,193
But I'm going to do what
all of your customers do--
290
00:13:50,194 --> 00:13:52,195
Go to morty's for shoes,
291
00:13:52,196 --> 00:13:54,698
Where they have
much cuter salesmen,
292
00:13:54,699 --> 00:13:56,199
And younger too.
293
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,201
This guy
is pretty old.
294
00:13:58,202 --> 00:14:00,704
Maybe we should
go to morty's.
295
00:14:00,705 --> 00:14:02,506
I hope there is
a really cute guy there.
296
00:14:02,507 --> 00:14:04,909
Old or not,
in another second,
297
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,376
I would have been
all over this one.
298
00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:13,383
Ta-ta!
299
00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:20,123
Why, peg, why?
300
00:14:20,124 --> 00:14:23,928
Oh, because I thought I saw you
starting to look happy.
301
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:26,396
I was just pretending.
302
00:14:26,397 --> 00:14:28,298
You of all people
know I'm not happy.
303
00:14:28,299 --> 00:14:29,867
See, it's part of my job
304
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:31,869
To make the customers
feel special.
305
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,871
It's what I do,
and I'm proud of it.
306
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,706
I'm a pro. I care.
307
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:40,478
I need shoes.
308
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:43,747
Yeah, the blacksmith's
right around the corner.
309
00:14:53,157 --> 00:14:54,658
And now we're closed,
310
00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:58,428
And much like my life,
my day is over.
311
00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:00,397
Uh, dad? In case
of an emergency,
312
00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:02,533
Where are
the other exits?
313
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,535
There are
no other exits.
314
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,036
But don't worry.
Nothing will happen.
315
00:15:06,037 --> 00:15:08,539
But if something does,
I've got keys right here...
316
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:11,041
So you can't
leave me behind.
317
00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:13,544
Now, everybody gets
a sleeping bag.
318
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,046
Don't rush. There's
one for everyone.
319
00:15:16,047 --> 00:15:17,615
Gee, al, this is great.
320
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:20,117
When it gets dark,
can we all sit around a boot
321
00:15:20,118 --> 00:15:21,585
And tell ghost stories?
322
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:25,489
We've got canned meat
from the survival store,
323
00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:27,491
We've got games
from the toy store,
324
00:15:27,492 --> 00:15:30,327
And most importantly,
we've got each other.
325
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:34,398
Family, we're going to have
the time of our lives.
326
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:40,470
Wow, what a nice
shoe store!
327
00:15:40,471 --> 00:15:43,473
What's the matter?
Aren't we having fun?
328
00:15:43,474 --> 00:15:47,511
Frankly, daddy,
I'm all partied out.
329
00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:50,014
Oh, wow, look at the time.
330
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,516
It's 8:30. I know I'm beat.
331
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:54,018
Why don't you guys turn in?
332
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,887
If I'm going to do any studying,
I'll need quiet.
333
00:15:56,888 --> 00:15:59,990
Hey, look. The movie
at the mallplex
334
00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:03,928
Must have
just let out.
335
00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:11,501
What's the matter?
336
00:16:11,502 --> 00:16:16,506
Haven't you ever seen a family
living in a shoe store before?
337
00:16:16,507 --> 00:16:18,576
A lousy eight bucks.
338
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:21,579
He would not put up a lousy
eight bucks for a hotel.
339
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:22,846
He's a cheap--
340
00:16:22,847 --> 00:16:24,181
Good night, everybody.
341
00:16:24,182 --> 00:16:27,184
And you single guys out there,
remember,
342
00:16:27,185 --> 00:16:29,987
This could happen to you.
343
00:16:33,157 --> 00:16:37,027
Peg, that's morty.
344
00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:39,029
Aw, don't worry, honey.
You got me.
345
00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:40,898
Ha, ha, ha.
Right.
346
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:44,367
Hey, morty, look what I got.
347
00:16:44,368 --> 00:16:45,235
Eat your heart out, buddy.
348
00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:56,379
Well, peg, I'm depressed
enough now to go to bed.
349
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,882
Don't you mean
go to bag, honey?
350
00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:02,486
Oh, I knew we should have
stayed in a hotel.
351
00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:03,787
Yeah, yeah.
352
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,388
Hey, listen. Don't mess
up these sleeping bags.
353
00:17:05,389 --> 00:17:06,824
I borrowed them.
354
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,458
And watch what you do
with those tags,
355
00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:13,363
Because if I lose them,
I've got to pay for them.
356
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:18,468
You guys go to sleep.
I'm trying to study.
357
00:17:18,469 --> 00:17:21,171
Oh, then won't you need
these books?
358
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:28,512
Oh, god, I was studying so hard,
I thought I had them.
359
00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:31,248
Ow!
360
00:17:31,249 --> 00:17:33,083
Sorry.
361
00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:35,352
Dad, kelly stepped on me.
362
00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:37,821
Get used to it, son.
They do that your whole life.
363
00:17:37,822 --> 00:17:39,757
Ow!
364
00:17:51,102 --> 00:17:54,171
Maybe we should have
stayed at a hotel.
365
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:56,674
Daddy, go to sleep.
366
00:17:56,675 --> 00:18:00,210
I can't. I got a furball
in my throat.
367
00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:03,413
Ah, it's not just that.
368
00:18:03,414 --> 00:18:05,683
[gagging]
369
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:12,122
I just feel bad about
grounding you and everything
370
00:18:12,123 --> 00:18:13,623
And making you study.
371
00:18:13,624 --> 00:18:16,626
I just want you
to do your best.
372
00:18:16,627 --> 00:18:18,896
Right, daddy.
Go to sleep.
373
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,564
Eh, I'm bored.
374
00:18:20,565 --> 00:18:22,499
Listen, is there anything
that, you know,
375
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,902
You want to talk about
that's bothering you?
376
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,871
Do it now, because when
we get home, I won't care.
377
00:18:27,872 --> 00:18:31,541
Everything's great.
Go to sleep.
378
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,543
I can't.
I'm not tired.
379
00:18:37,682 --> 00:18:39,183
Okay, well,
since you're up,
380
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:42,186
There is something
I'd like to talk about.
381
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:43,520
I have been having
382
00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:44,688
These menstrual problems
lately--
383
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:49,526
Oh, boy, I'm tired.
384
00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:53,197
I think I'll hit the sack.
385
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:56,200
Oh, listen, hon,
stay away from the door,
386
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:59,036
Because the electric eye is on.
It's real sensitive.
387
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,537
The alarm will go off.
388
00:19:00,538 --> 00:19:03,006
Hee, hee, hee, hee.
389
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,877
Hey, peg.
390
00:19:06,878 --> 00:19:10,347
I'm bored. Want to do it?
391
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:18,222
Al, the kids are here.
392
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:22,059
Okay, but remember I asked.
393
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,928
See you in the fall.
394
00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:38,175
[snoring]
395
00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:27,224
You are the lowest.
396
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:30,560
Stealing from daddy?
Oh, god...
397
00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:39,469
I'm over the wall.
398
00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:42,139
Well, how are you going
to get past the electric eye?
399
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,008
The same way you get
your dates-- crawl.
400
00:20:47,545 --> 00:20:50,080
[groaning]
401
00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:02,392
Those damn mannequins
look like hookers.
402
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:29,419
See you in jamaica.
403
00:21:36,627 --> 00:21:39,229
[toilet flushes]
404
00:21:40,831 --> 00:21:45,402
Uh...Green meat attack.
405
00:21:47,471 --> 00:21:50,573
[dog growls]
406
00:21:50,574 --> 00:21:51,909
What's that, dad?
407
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,877
Ah, that's satan,
the mall guard dog.
408
00:21:53,878 --> 00:21:56,646
Don't worry about it.
He can't get in here.
409
00:21:56,647 --> 00:21:59,516
It's a good thing too.
He's a real killer.
410
00:22:05,423 --> 00:22:09,559
[barking]
411
00:22:15,499 --> 00:22:17,935
Better than any concert
I've ever seen.
412
00:22:43,127 --> 00:22:45,162
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