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[♪]
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ go together like ♪
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♪ a horse and carriage ♪
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♪ this I tell ya, brother ♪
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♪ you can't have one ♪
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♪ without the other ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ it's an institute ♪
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♪ you can't disparage ♪
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♪ ask the local gentry ♪
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♪ and they will say
it's elementary ♪
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♪ try, try, try
to separate them ♪
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♪ it's an illusion ♪
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♪ try, try, try
and you will only come ♪
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♪ to this conclusion ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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Hi.
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Hi, hi, hi.
How are you?
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Gee, I just
love bowling.
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The sound
of the pins,
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The feel
of the ball,
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The smell of...
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Dead farm animals.
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Oh.
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Ugh!
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Peg, I'm going
for a beer.
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You want something?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, well, I'm sure a waitress
will be along in a minute.
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Oh, peggy!
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Oh, hi.
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I didn't
see you there.
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Oh, mimi... That is you
under that bad dye job.
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Oh, kids, kids,
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Come meet
an old woman.
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Peg, I'd like you
to meet the twins,
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Roscoe and frank.
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Gee, they don't look alike.
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Same father?
Or should I say, donor?
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Peg, so life hasn't been
too good to you, huh?
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I don't work.
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Well, I don't
work, either.
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I don't do anything.
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Neither do I. I have a maid.
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Not me.
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My house is a sty,
and I don't care.
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Hiya, babe.
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That's my
husband, chuck.
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You poor thing.
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Oh yeah?
But he has a...
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[whispers]
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It was so nice
seeing you again, peg.
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Yes, and nice
to see you too.
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God, I hate her!
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What an idiot.
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Look at that stupid little hop.
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Does she really think
that she's going to get--
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Strike!
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Your turn, peg.
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Oh, no, al. I can't.
She's watching me.
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The minute I get up there,
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She's going to bet
that I can't strike
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Like she did,
and she'll be right.
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It'll be just like high school
all over again.
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Peg, I'm looking at both of you.
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Believe me, it won't be
like high school.
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I don't know.
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I kiss you and I kiss you
and you're still a frog.
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Anyway, when we were in school,
we would bet on everything.
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We didn't have
a lot of money then,
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So we'd bet pride.
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You know, we'd pick
something humiliating,
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And then the loser, me,
would have to do it in public.
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Ooh! Nice spare, honey!
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Watch me and want me.
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Stee-rike!
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Yay!
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Al got a strike.
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My husband is better
than your husband
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More than you're
better than me.
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Oh yeah? Well, my kids
are better than your kids
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Better than I'm better than you.
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Yeah, well, you're aging badly.
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Oh yeah? Well how about
a little family bowl-off?
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No.
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What do you mean, no?
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I can bowl that doofus
off the face of the earth.
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We can beat them.
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Yeah, but mimi's better than me.
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Not since
bud's taking bowling lessons.
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He says he's bowling 130.
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Look at "eight eyes"
over there.
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They're pathetic.
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Even though kelly stinks
like you,
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What with me and bud
taking up the slack,
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We can't lose.
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Go ahead, bet.
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Mimi!
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Yes, peggy?
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Okay, it's a bet.
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Saturday night,
family bowl-off,
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8:00 sharp.
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Fine.
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Okay, now for the bet.
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Let's see...
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Loser sniffs
every bowling shoe
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In the alley.
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N-no.
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Okay, all right.
Okay...
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Um, winner walks the loser
through the mall on a leash?
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No.
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All right,
okay, okay.
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Uh, loser runs through
the bowling alley naked.
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No!
No!
No!
No!
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I know.
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The loser, you,
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Will have to dress
like a human trophy
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And pose for pictures
with everybody in the alley.
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Okay, it's a bet.
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Good.
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Oh, peggy, I'd like you
to meet my daughter, didi.
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That's two I's,
not four e's.
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Gee, you have
beautiful children.
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Yeah, right.
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But didi can break 200.
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Hey, now, wait a second.
That's five.
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We don't have five.
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Oh, gee, peggy...
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Surely you must have
some relatives somewhere
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You can de-louse
and trot out?
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No bet!
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Oh, fine, peggy. I understand.
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Kids, take a look
at a born loser.
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Kids, take a look
at a bald woman.
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Ooh! Ooh!
Why, I ought to--
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I never liked you!
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Let go of my hair!
I hate you!
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Ugh! Do I hate her!
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Well, at least you got
that souvenir.
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It's just not enough.
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I really wanted that bowl-off.
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I just know we could have won
if we'd had five.
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Why didn't we have
another child?
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Sorry.
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[doorbell rings]
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Well, there goes
my day.
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What do you want?
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Hey, we're friends.
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Can't we drop over
for no reason?
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No.
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Why are you here?
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We set off a bug bomb.
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We can't go back
for another 10 minutes.
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So, what's going on?
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I'm a little down tonight.
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I ran into an old friend
that I hate more than life.
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Did you ever go to school
with someone
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Who does everything
just a little bit better
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Than you do?
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Barb lehnhardt.
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What?
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My rival was
barb lehnhardt.
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It started in kindergarten.
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I let don thudey
kiss me on the cheek.
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She showed him her underpants.
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First day of gym,
I was wearing a t-shirt.
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She was wearing a bra.
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I finally had a chance
to beat her
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At our high-school reunion.
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I couldn't wait.
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I had a great job,
a terrific husband,
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And I'd lost 10 pounds.
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Then she went
and died a tragic death,
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And that's all anyone
could talk about.
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"poor barb."
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"poor barb."
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They could care less
that I was a success.
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Her decapitation
got all of the attention.
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It was so barb.
God, I hate her.
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Well, my barb is mimi stoatz,
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And I have finally got a shot
at beating her at bowling,
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And I'm not going
to get the chance.
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I'm one bowler short,
and I needed a good one.
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Done.
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You know somebody?
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I sleep with him.
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Shh! Who?
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Steve.
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Oh. Steve?
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Look at him.
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His lithe, wiry body
was made for bowling,
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And he does a heck
of a little mambo too.
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Al, steve can bowl!
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You bowl?
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Well, I don't like to brag.
Marcy?
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He's a wonderful bowler, al.
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What do you bowl?
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Uh... Marcy?
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About 165.
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Uh, 170.
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Steve,
you're a godsend.
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I need you
to be my ringer.
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Will you bowl for me
Saturday night?
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If I still can
after you let go of me.
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Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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It's Saturday night
at 8:00.
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All you have to do
is bowl great
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And be a bundy.
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Yeah, right.
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When I grow fur
and marry cheetah.
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Not a chance!
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Besides, no one would
believe I'm a bundy.
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We'll bundy you up.
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I don't want to be bundied up.
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What if you do it
and I can't come back?
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Steve, please.
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Do it for me...
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00:10:01,733 --> 00:10:04,435
And I'll do it for you.
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Let's bowl!
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We're going to do it, peg!
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We're going to beat
the stoatz family!
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Hey, kids,
come on over here!
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It's time for the bundy cheer!
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Oh, no.
Oh, no.
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Come on
over here.
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Whoa, bundy!
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Great news, kids.
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We are going
to bowl against
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The hated stoatz family
Saturday night.
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Bowl?
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Yes, and we're really
looking forward
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To your 130.
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I love you, bud.
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Hey, I'm giving up
a Saturday night here.
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Doesn't anyone
love me?
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00:10:49,781 --> 00:10:52,082
Kelly, you bowl a 60.
What do you want?
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00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:55,586
Peg, let's go upstairs
and call mimi
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And tell her the bet's on.
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Oh... You better dial,
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Because I'm saving
my hand for bowling.
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You make me sick.
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00:11:04,963 --> 00:11:06,464
Bud's the smart one,
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00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:07,965
Bud's the good one,
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Bud's the hero.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm giving up
a great date,
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But who cares, because I stink.
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So go ahead and gloat.
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[sighs]
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00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:20,244
Well?
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00:11:20,245 --> 00:11:22,813
Kelly, the only reason
I'm telling you this
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Is because you're so used
to failure.
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So maybe
you can tell me
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How to break this
to mom and dad.
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That money I took
for bowling lessons...
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I now have a lifetime pass
to the pussycat theater.
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00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:38,596
And I can't bowl worth a damn.
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00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:41,265
Wait, you're not kidding me,
are you?
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No, kel.
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Oh, god! I love you!
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You're not going
to tell, are you?
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00:11:48,239 --> 00:11:50,207
Tell, and give up
counting the beads of sweat
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Forming on your forehead
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00:11:51,443 --> 00:11:55,346
Because you've ruined
your mother's life?
267
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:56,847
Oh, no, budrick.
268
00:11:56,848 --> 00:12:01,084
I plan to be just as stunned
as the rest of the family.
269
00:12:01,085 --> 00:12:04,087
Bud, a liar?
270
00:12:04,088 --> 00:12:05,423
[gasps]
271
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,859
Okay, the bet's made.
272
00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,428
Oh, and did I tell you?
273
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:13,931
The loser has to dress up
as a human trophy.
274
00:12:13,932 --> 00:12:15,433
Oh, the humiliation!
275
00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:17,501
I'm finally going to beat her.
276
00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:19,903
Thank you, bud.
277
00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:24,007
Yes! Thank you, bud!
278
00:12:24,008 --> 00:12:25,476
I'm the good one now.
279
00:12:25,477 --> 00:12:27,177
[laughing]
280
00:12:33,117 --> 00:12:34,852
Bud, where's mom and dad?
281
00:12:34,853 --> 00:12:38,021
They went to bowl town.
Dad needed some stuff.
282
00:12:38,022 --> 00:12:39,790
What am I going to do, kel?
283
00:12:39,791 --> 00:12:41,959
Stink and be punished.
284
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,961
Oh, god, this is great,
285
00:12:43,962 --> 00:12:46,597
And it's only
the first day.
286
00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:49,767
Gee, the pressure
must be terrible.
287
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,770
Oh, oh, could you do me a favor?
288
00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,338
Right after
your first gutter ball,
289
00:12:54,339 --> 00:12:56,139
And I get that picture
of mom and dad
290
00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:57,641
And their looks
of disappointment and horror,
291
00:12:57,642 --> 00:12:59,777
Could you
kind of tilt your chin up
292
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,779
So that the light catches
that tear
293
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,849
Streaming down your face?
294
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:07,251
You're dirt, kel.
295
00:13:07,252 --> 00:13:10,220
Yes, but everybody knows it.
296
00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:14,291
Howdy, teammate.
297
00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:17,928
Bud's a 130 bowler,
you know.
298
00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:23,267
Uh, listen, bud,
are your folks in?
299
00:13:23,268 --> 00:13:27,705
I want to ask them
if I could be an adopted bundy.
300
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,206
That would help explain
301
00:13:29,207 --> 00:13:32,476
My hygiene, grammar,
and full set of teeth.
302
00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:34,177
Mr. Rhoades,
could you do me a favor
303
00:13:34,178 --> 00:13:36,514
And run over my hand
with your car?
304
00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:39,884
When will
this punk stuff end?
305
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,585
A mangled hand
306
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:43,854
Is not what you're going to want
when you're 40, young man.
307
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:48,158
Mr. Rhoades, sit down.
308
00:13:50,862 --> 00:13:53,731
Have you ever lied
to your mother?
309
00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:55,466
Of course not.
310
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:59,236
Well, I did tell her
I was the bank president,
311
00:13:59,237 --> 00:14:02,573
But I will be some day,
so that's not really a lie,
312
00:14:02,574 --> 00:14:03,974
Is it?
313
00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:07,110
What did you do?
I told her I could bowl.
314
00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:09,613
Well, of course you can bowl.
You're a bundy.
315
00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:11,749
A failed bundy.
316
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,951
She's counting on me,
and I'm going to let her down.
317
00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:16,286
Well, how about this?
318
00:14:16,287 --> 00:14:17,888
I have to believe
319
00:14:17,889 --> 00:14:19,590
That somewhere
in your chromosomes,
320
00:14:19,591 --> 00:14:20,991
There lies a bowler.
321
00:14:20,992 --> 00:14:22,493
We got six days.
322
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,995
Let's you and I go to the lanes
and practice. You pay.
323
00:14:24,996 --> 00:14:26,296
You've got a deal.
324
00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:29,567
And buy me an ice cream.
325
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:32,570
Don't push it,
mr. Rhoades.
326
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,071
All right.
327
00:14:34,072 --> 00:14:35,940
A lot can be accomplished
in a week.
328
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:37,908
Now, let's see
your form.
329
00:15:04,035 --> 00:15:05,603
Good, good.
330
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,542
Al, it's 7:15!
331
00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,811
If we don't get there
by 8:00, we forfeit!
332
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,980
Come on, honey!
333
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,381
Al: I'm ready!
334
00:15:30,228 --> 00:15:31,729
What is that?
335
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,732
It's my pro-bowler
automatic thumb warmer,
336
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,567
Limited edition.
337
00:15:38,703 --> 00:15:41,605
Let's get us
some stoatz meat.
338
00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:46,076
Whoa, bundy!
339
00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:49,947
Okay, okay, so
you've touched paws.
340
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,782
Can we bowl now?
341
00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:54,384
My daughter's on her way.
We'll wait for her.
342
00:15:54,385 --> 00:15:55,619
Uh-uh. Not a chance.
343
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,688
She gets a zero
for every frame she misses.
344
00:15:57,689 --> 00:16:01,258
Wait a second.
Who's this guy?
345
00:16:02,727 --> 00:16:03,861
Cousin steve.
346
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,362
I smell a ringer.
347
00:16:05,363 --> 00:16:08,498
This guy's no bundy.
348
00:16:08,499 --> 00:16:10,300
[belches]
349
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:13,804
Oops! My mistake.
He's a bundy.
350
00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:16,339
So, are we ready?
351
00:16:21,546 --> 00:16:23,581
Let's bowl.
352
00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:53,978
[cheering]
353
00:16:55,513 --> 00:17:02,786
Bud! Bud! Bud! Bud!
Bud! Bud! Bud! Bud!
354
00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:09,226
That's my boy! Yeah!
355
00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:11,461
Come on,
kill those pins.
356
00:17:14,332 --> 00:17:15,899
Whoo!
Yes!
357
00:17:31,149 --> 00:17:34,885
Stee-rike!
358
00:17:34,886 --> 00:17:36,386
Yeah! Hoo-hoo!
359
00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:48,331
Well, it's about time.
360
00:17:48,332 --> 00:17:50,267
I'm sorry I'm late.
361
00:17:50,268 --> 00:17:51,769
I really wanted to be here
to see your face
362
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,237
When bud bowled his...
363
00:17:54,238 --> 00:17:55,906
49?
364
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:58,008
By the fourth frame?
365
00:17:58,009 --> 00:18:00,510
Bowling lessons pay off, kel.
366
00:18:00,511 --> 00:18:02,012
Thank god for bud.
367
00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:04,048
Bud's the good one.
368
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,016
I'm cursed.
369
00:18:06,017 --> 00:18:07,685
Where were you,
anyway?
370
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:10,520
He was the most
gorgeous boy in school,
371
00:18:10,521 --> 00:18:12,022
It's Saturday,
I'm young,
372
00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:13,456
And this is bowling.
373
00:18:13,457 --> 00:18:15,458
Okay, you show them
what you got, roscoe.
374
00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:16,493
Yeah, roscoe.
375
00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:17,861
You know, I can't
believe you.
376
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:20,363
Just once, I would like
to see you do something
377
00:18:20,364 --> 00:18:22,499
To help your family.
378
00:18:29,841 --> 00:18:32,275
That's my girl!
379
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,017
Yay! All right!
380
00:19:18,923 --> 00:19:21,491
Yes!
Yay!
381
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,623
Uhh...
382
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,099
[cheering]
383
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,068
Al, he got a spare.
384
00:20:05,069 --> 00:20:07,070
We're in
our final frame
385
00:20:07,071 --> 00:20:08,571
And we need 23 pins.
386
00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:10,473
Twenty-three?
No problem.
387
00:20:15,546 --> 00:20:16,814
Ready.
388
00:20:26,991 --> 00:20:29,526
Stee-rike!
389
00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:30,760
[cheering]
390
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:34,264
Oh, al, al!
Can you do it again?
391
00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:37,935
That's all I ever
hear from you.
392
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:39,970
For my next ball,
393
00:20:39,971 --> 00:20:44,041
I'd like a steak dinner
with all the trimmings.
394
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,676
I'll even
make potatoes.
395
00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:55,886
Stee-rike!
396
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:58,055
Peggy: Yeah! Yes!
Yes! You did it!
397
00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:00,590
We need
three pins to win.
398
00:21:00,591 --> 00:21:02,392
Three pins! Oh!
399
00:21:02,393 --> 00:21:05,896
You have the sex drive
of a stone,
400
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:07,464
But I love you.
401
00:21:07,465 --> 00:21:08,598
Three pins!
402
00:21:08,599 --> 00:21:10,367
Let's see, which one
should I get?
403
00:21:10,368 --> 00:21:14,704
The 1-2-3, the 3-4-5,
404
00:21:14,705 --> 00:21:18,141
Or the ever-tricky
1-7-9?
405
00:21:18,142 --> 00:21:20,143
Just bowl, you moron.
406
00:21:20,144 --> 00:21:21,945
Okay, kids,
get out the cameras.
407
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:24,081
History
is about to be made.
408
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:36,093
Stee--
409
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:41,164
Next.
410
00:21:44,668 --> 00:21:46,169
I don't know
what happened, peg.
411
00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:47,537
The ball
must have slipped.
412
00:21:47,538 --> 00:21:51,408
Somebody must have tampered
with my thumb warmer.
413
00:21:51,409 --> 00:21:54,044
But I still bowled a 175, peg.
414
00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:56,479
Good, al.
415
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,116
No, I mean it, peg.
I'm upset about this.
416
00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:00,417
You know how much
this thing cost?
417
00:22:00,418 --> 00:22:02,852
Are you going to be
much longer, peg?
418
00:22:02,853 --> 00:22:04,187
The kids
are getting hungry.
419
00:22:04,188 --> 00:22:05,588
Just go home, al.
420
00:22:05,589 --> 00:22:07,024
You sure
you'll be okay?
421
00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:09,659
Get the hell
away from me, okay?
422
00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:12,029
Say good night to your mother,
kids.
423
00:22:15,099 --> 00:22:17,167
Goodbye, mom.
424
00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:19,836
Bye, mom.
425
00:22:19,837 --> 00:22:21,471
Come on.
426
00:22:23,474 --> 00:22:26,443
I can't walk out on her
like this.
427
00:22:43,461 --> 00:22:47,264
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