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[♪]
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ go together like ♪
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♪ a horse and carriage ♪
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♪ this I tell ya, brother ♪
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♪ you can't have one ♪
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♪ without the other ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ it's an institute ♪
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♪ you can't disparage ♪
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♪ ask the local gentry ♪
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♪ and they will say
it's elementary ♪
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♪ try, try, try
to separate them ♪
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♪ it's an illusion ♪
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♪ try, try, try
and you will only come ♪
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♪ to this conclusion ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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Narrator: Last week on
married...With children...
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What is that behind
your back?
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Woman: What-- ohh!
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Woman: Aah!
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Yep. Somebody suredoesn't like tourists.
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He chops them up in 1972...
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And 1977...
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And 1982. Yep.
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Every five years.
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Who you think's gonna
get killed this time?
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We're here!
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Narrator:
Nobody really likes poppy's,but al's happy anywhere.
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Look here.
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"tonight at the high school,
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Meet the man
who met andy griffith."
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Narrator:
Peggy is harder to please.
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Comfortable, al?
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Does it matter, peg?
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Not really.
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Aw, peg, this was supposed
to be my vacation.
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Get to work, al.
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All right.
Get my dramamine.
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Aaah!
Aaah!
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Narrator: And now,the bundy vacation continues.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Kids, come on!
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Kelly, where's bud?
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He was listening
behind the door.
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Oh, oh!
Come on, bud,
kelly, we have--
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Oh, oh!
Will you shut up?
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Kids, get dressed.
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We're leaving.
But we like it here.
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Suit yourself.
Peg.
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Al, we are not
leaving the children.
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Well what's wrong?
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There's someone
in our room.
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That's him!
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All: Aaah!
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Help!
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Help!
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Peg, do something.
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Aah!
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All right,
we need a plan.
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Here's what we do.
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We get in the car
and drive home.
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That's it, that's the plan.
Let's go!
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All:
Aaah!
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Who could have cut
our tires?
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Oh, well, let's see.
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Who do we know that's insane
and has a sharp object.
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Grandma?
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Dad, would this be
a bad time to remind you?
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We all voted for hawaii.
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You know, bud, there's still
an opening for someone
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To go upstairs
and get our bags.
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Uh, dad?
Oh, what?!
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There's a phone
behind you.
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You might want to share
this with the police.
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I'm just tell them
that we're in this dump
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And if you have the time
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Why don't you tell them
there's a killer upstairs!
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See?
There's a team player.
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[clicking lever]
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Hello, operator?
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Operator!
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Hello!
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The phone's dead.
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Okay, I know how
to buy us some time.
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We'll tie kelly up,
and leave her as an offering.
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Uh-uh.
Last born, first torn.
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Don't move.
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I love you, al.
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Who cares?
We're going to die.
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What are you folks doing?
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Wetting ourselves.
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Someone tried to kill us
in our room.
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Oh, yeah.
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Must've been the guy
who does that every five years.
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That wasn't
in the brochure, al.
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The storm washed
the bridge out.
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That means the killer
is stuck right here with us.
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Got him right
where I want him.
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Well, might as well
go back to bed now.
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Oh, if you folks see
him again, just holler.
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I'll try and find you.
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There goes the only man in town
who can save us from the killer.
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We're dead.
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Well, maybe this is just one
of those mystery weekends.
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There's no mystery, mom.
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Dad was just too cheap
to take us someplace nice,
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And we're going
to be butchered.
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Thank your father, kids.
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Thanks, dad.
Thanks, dad.
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Okay,
family meeting.
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All right, now, let's discuss
what we know already.
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We're trapped by a killer,
the phones are dead,
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And the sheriff couldn't
catch an m&m in his mouth.
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So it looks like it's left
up to us to survive.
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Now, what we need is a weapon.
Any weapons?
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How about bud's underwear
on a stick?
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That's a good thought, kelly,
but we can't get to our clothes.
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Well, here's
a plastic fork, al.
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That's good enough.
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Now, here's what
we're gonna do.
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We're gonna sit
with our backs to each other
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So no one
can sneak up on us.
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Now, we'll set up a watch.
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We'll take turns,
I'll take the first watch.
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Now, I think I can stay up all
night, but if I get sleepy,
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I'll wake you up.
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Now, be careful, al.
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Don't worry about me.
I got the fork.
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Well, this is certainly
a fine how-do-you-do.
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They're alive.
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What happens to our pool?
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I guess we just roll it
over till tonight.
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Crowd: Yeah.
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Think we should
we wake them up?
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It's almost noon.
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Don't startle the poor
little white-haired girl.
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I read them albinos
are real skittish.
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Be careful.
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The one with the powerful feet
got a fork in his pants.
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Hey, bundy, get up.
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Peg, kids, get up.
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It's safe.
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Thanks to me.
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Al, why didn't you wake us
for our watch?
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Hey, the lion
watches over his cubs.
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Oh, the sheriff said to tell you
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He didn't find
nothing in your room.
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It's safe to go back up.
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Uh, excuse me, everybody.
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I don't mean
to interrupt your meal.
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But I would just
like to say thanks
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For rushing to our aid as
I was screaming into the night.
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Does everybody
realize that
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We were almost
killed last night?
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Yeah, sure do.
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Oh, well, then maybe
I'm boring you.
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Isn't anybody else scared?
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No...
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You see, there is this axe
wielding maniac on the loose.
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Sometimes they
can hurt you.
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Won't hurt us.
He just kills tourists.
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11 since 1962.
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Family meeting.
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We're out of here.
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Al, may I remind you
that somebody
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Has slashed our tires,
the bridge is washed out,
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And somewhere in honolulu,
there's a family going, "ahh."
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You can't let it alone,
can you peg?
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Now this is nice.
"why can't we go to hawaii?"
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"why did we have to come here?"
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"why do we have
to take this car?"
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You know, standing here
with my loving family,
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I have a question.
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Why am I running
from the axe?
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You're right, al.
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I'm sorry to keep
harping at you.
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I mean, sure there's
a maniac stalking us,
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But what about
all these nice people
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And the raw beauty
that is poppy's?
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Oh, god,
I feel so low.
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It's beautiful
here, al.
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I'm having a blast.
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Thank your father, kids.
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Thanks, dad.
Thanks, dad.
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And, al,
you are an idiot.
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So, let's go pack,
steal a canoe,
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And get the hell
out of here.
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That's right, envy me.
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That's my wife,
those are my kids,
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And I sell women's shoes.
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What am I worried about?
I was dead before I got here.
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Wait a second.
Wait a second.
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What if the killer
is inside waiting for us?
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All right, someone's got
to be the brave one.
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I'll stay back
with the kids.
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Peg, check the room.
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Uh-uh, al.
You got the fork.
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Ah, it's always me.
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I work.
I pay the bills.
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And who's the first
to die?
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Daddy.
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[eerie music playing]
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Heh, heh!
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Heh, heh!
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Heh, heh!
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It's safe.
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You're welcome.
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All right.
Pack everything.
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We'll leave
the doors unlocked.
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Peg.
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[eerie music playing]
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Heh, heh!
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Ha, ha!
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It's safe.
Okay.
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Steal everything
that's not tied down.
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Pack up. We'll go downstairs,
get a refund, hit the road.
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Oh, uh, pack this.
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We can always use a fork.
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And don't forget
my special towel.
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I'll get the luggage.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Stop him!
Stop him!
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Stop him!
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Al, you forgot your fork!
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Somebody grab him!
He's the killer!
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Got a killer here!
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Got a killer here!
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Thank you!
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Aah!
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The killer stepped
on my foot.
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Thanks a hell
of a lot, guys.
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Did I catch the killer
at a bad time for you?
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Bundy? What the hell are
you doing with poor delbert?
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Come on, delbert.
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Lock him up, sheriff.
The rough stuff's all over.
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He's the killer.
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I got him with
old dynamite and iron.
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But that's delbert.
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So you don't arrest
delberts down here?
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What is he, sacred?
The guy was in my closet.
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Now, delbert, what were you
doing in this man's closet?
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Come on, delbert.
I know your ma.
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I just wanted
his camera.
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Now what do you say, delbert?
Come on.
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I'm sorry.
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Now go on home.
Go on.
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Being a little rough
on him, aren't you sheriff?
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He's no killer,
just one of them kleptos.
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Hell, he's my deputy.
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He was with me last night.
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Oh, thanks, roy.
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Here's your camera.
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Now go back to sleep,
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Enjoy the rest
of your vacation, and relax.
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Me and delbert's
on the case.
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Look, that guy's a killer.
261
00:12:29,147 --> 00:12:31,382
I know it, you know it,
and them--
262
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:32,683
Well,
if darwin was right,
263
00:12:32,684 --> 00:12:35,152
They'll know it in
about a million years.
264
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,756
Now, me?
I'm taking my family
265
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,090
And I'm going back
to chicago
266
00:12:40,091 --> 00:12:42,292
Where I die just
a little each day.
267
00:12:45,497 --> 00:12:48,031
Peg! Kids!
Let's go!
268
00:12:48,032 --> 00:12:49,967
What happened, dad?
269
00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:53,136
Oh, I was a big hero.
I caught the killer.
270
00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:54,572
And the townspeople
cheered
271
00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:57,475
And let him go
because he's a delbert.
272
00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:58,609
Our vacation's over.
273
00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:00,277
Let's go.
274
00:13:02,213 --> 00:13:03,514
Uh, dad?
275
00:13:03,515 --> 00:13:04,915
I think we're
missing something.
276
00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:07,317
Well, leave it here,
we'll have them send it to us.
277
00:13:07,318 --> 00:13:09,553
It's mom, dad.
278
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:13,090
Oh, yeah.
279
00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:16,460
I was wondering why
I was carrying the bags.
280
00:13:18,897 --> 00:13:19,930
Where'd she go?
281
00:13:30,742 --> 00:13:31,876
Now, don't get nervous.
282
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,544
I'm sure if anybody
has your mother,
283
00:13:33,545 --> 00:13:36,547
He won't keep her long.
284
00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:39,149
Now, we'll go down
in the lobby and look for her.
285
00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:40,684
If she's not there,
I'll find her.
286
00:13:40,685 --> 00:13:43,287
You stay in the lobby
with the mouth breathers.
287
00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:44,789
Let's go.
288
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:47,324
[gagged speech]
289
00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:53,664
Why am I doing this?
290
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:54,865
Revenge.
291
00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:55,866
Mm.
292
00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:57,968
Not just against you.
293
00:13:57,969 --> 00:13:59,603
All tourists.
294
00:13:59,604 --> 00:14:02,205
See, my daddy used
to own this place.
295
00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:03,808
Mama didn't want him
to buy it,
296
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:08,111
But nobody
ever listened to mama.
297
00:14:08,112 --> 00:14:10,881
[gagged speech]
298
00:14:10,882 --> 00:14:14,184
Yeah. Daddy had a weak heart,
but did the tourists care?
299
00:14:14,185 --> 00:14:16,921
No. "give me some towels.
It's too hot. It's too cold"
300
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:17,922
"you call this food?"
301
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:20,223
"we should have gone
to hawaii."
302
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:25,162
Dad finally collapsed bringing
some fat woman a burger
303
00:14:25,163 --> 00:14:27,565
In the middle of the night.
304
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,601
Mama committed suicide
shortly thereafter.
305
00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:31,836
Aw...
306
00:14:33,171 --> 00:14:35,739
Right in this room.
307
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,709
They left me all alone
to take care of myself.
308
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:41,278
A little kid of 20.
309
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:45,516
And that's how I been
ever since, alone.
310
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:48,385
My parents lost their lives
taking care of others.
311
00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:50,921
Now who's going
to take care of me?
312
00:14:50,922 --> 00:14:53,958
[gagged speech]
313
00:14:57,829 --> 00:14:59,162
What?
314
00:14:59,163 --> 00:15:01,966
[unintelligible]
315
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:05,569
Oh. Please.
Please, mr. Maniac.
316
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:07,771
Don't kill me.
I'll take care of you.
317
00:15:07,772 --> 00:15:09,139
Oh, yeah, sure.
318
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,108
You tourists, you can't
even take care of yourselves.
319
00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:12,242
No, no, no, no.
320
00:15:12,243 --> 00:15:14,945
Believe me.
I'm really good at, uh...
321
00:15:14,946 --> 00:15:17,681
Uh, what do you
call that stuff?
322
00:15:17,682 --> 00:15:18,682
Housework?
323
00:15:18,683 --> 00:15:20,618
That's it.
324
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,486
I don't know.
325
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,688
I like my place clean.
326
00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:26,524
I was born to clean.
327
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,358
Dusting?
I'm the best.
328
00:15:28,359 --> 00:15:29,994
Polishing?
Legend.
329
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,629
And, uh, what do you
call those things
330
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:35,132
You know that you push across
the rug and they go, whrr?
331
00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:37,902
A vacuum?
332
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:40,804
I feel naked without one.
333
00:15:40,805 --> 00:15:43,607
Then you'll definitely have one.
334
00:15:43,608 --> 00:15:44,608
What about sewing?
335
00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:46,410
What about it?
Do you do it?
336
00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:47,645
Happily.
Washing?
337
00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:50,648
Your clothes?
I'd be proud.
338
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,150
Blood stains,
no problem.
339
00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:54,284
How about cooking?
340
00:15:54,285 --> 00:15:57,955
Oh, now we are really
talking my life.
341
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:01,491
Yep, just put me in front
of a hot stove on a summer day,
342
00:16:01,492 --> 00:16:05,563
Four burners going,
grease splattering into my face,
343
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:08,732
Mixing with all the sweat.
344
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:09,867
Who am I kidding?
345
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:11,669
I don't do any of that stuff.
346
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,003
I don't do anything.
347
00:16:13,004 --> 00:16:16,206
I'm a housewife, damn it!
348
00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:18,943
But look, I feel sorry for you.
349
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:20,911
I know what it is
to be alone.
350
00:16:20,912 --> 00:16:23,346
I have a husband
and two kids.
351
00:16:23,347 --> 00:16:26,016
But I don't go
around killing them.
352
00:16:26,017 --> 00:16:29,820
I might if
I didn't have a tv.
353
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:32,890
You know, that could be
the answer for you, too.
354
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:38,128
Look, the next time you get this
killing urge, just do as I do.
355
00:16:38,129 --> 00:16:41,398
Grab yourself some bonbons,
take the phone off the hook,
356
00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:44,234
Pick up the old remote control,
and remember,
357
00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:47,571
Don't kill,
watch phil.
358
00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:50,708
I hate phil.
359
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:52,743
You are sick.
360
00:16:54,145 --> 00:16:59,282
Yeah, but I'm going
to be alive in the morning.
361
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:01,619
Peg!
362
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,621
Peggy!
363
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:05,122
Oh!
364
00:17:05,123 --> 00:17:06,423
Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
365
00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:09,226
I didn't mean to bother you
while you were dressing.
366
00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:11,461
Have you seen a tall,
redheaded woman?
367
00:17:11,462 --> 00:17:17,901
I forget her name right now,
but the kids call her mom.
368
00:17:20,571 --> 00:17:24,074
It's peggy.
369
00:17:24,075 --> 00:17:26,176
Peg!
370
00:17:26,177 --> 00:17:27,444
Peggy!
371
00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:28,879
That's your future
late husband.
372
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,180
I'll hide
behind the door.
373
00:17:30,181 --> 00:17:31,248
You call him.
374
00:17:31,249 --> 00:17:33,050
I will not.
375
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:35,185
Okay, then I'll
kill you first.
376
00:17:35,186 --> 00:17:37,587
Al! Yoo-hoo!
377
00:17:37,588 --> 00:17:40,824
Honey, I-- I'm in here.
378
00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:46,329
Peg!
379
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:47,497
Who did this to you?
380
00:17:47,498 --> 00:17:49,667
Tell me!
381
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,168
[unintelligible]
382
00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:52,402
It doesn't matter.
We're going home.
383
00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:53,637
I tell you this--
384
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:55,639
I don't think we're ever
coming back to this place.
385
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,840
[unintelligible]
386
00:17:56,841 --> 00:17:57,941
Let me untie this.
387
00:17:57,942 --> 00:17:59,543
You know, I kind of
like you this way.
388
00:17:59,544 --> 00:18:00,878
I think we'll
take this home.
389
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,345
What are you trying
to say?
390
00:18:02,346 --> 00:18:04,414
Aah!
Aah!
391
00:18:06,818 --> 00:18:08,552
Help me, peg.
Help me.
392
00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:10,320
Help me, peg.
393
00:18:10,321 --> 00:18:12,422
I'll cook for whoever wins!
394
00:18:12,423 --> 00:18:13,423
[thud]
395
00:18:13,424 --> 00:18:15,325
Al! Al!
396
00:18:15,326 --> 00:18:18,528
Ah! Ah! Help me, peg.
Help me.
397
00:18:18,529 --> 00:18:23,801
Help me, peg.
Help me, peg. Help me.
398
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,569
Come on, peg.
399
00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:28,138
Run! Run, peg! Run!
400
00:18:34,846 --> 00:18:36,613
Yep, yep, yep.
401
00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:38,481
Ever hear of the drink
coca-cola?
402
00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:41,118
Yeah.
403
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,220
Will you stop it?
404
00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:46,156
That's the first time
you've said those words, kel.
405
00:18:46,157 --> 00:18:47,424
Ugh!
406
00:18:47,425 --> 00:18:48,826
He's an idiot.
407
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,327
Huh?
408
00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:53,363
That's right, dear.
409
00:18:53,364 --> 00:18:58,068
Anyhow, you ever hear
of chevrolet?
410
00:18:58,803 --> 00:19:00,137
Peg:
Aah!
411
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,271
That's mom.
412
00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:03,207
Al:
Aah!
413
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,175
That's dad!
414
00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,887
Help me, peg.
Help me, help me.
415
00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:18,188
Run, peg, run.
416
00:19:18,189 --> 00:19:19,689
Run, peg, run.
417
00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:20,991
Run, run, run.
418
00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:27,765
Al! Al, my hair!
419
00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:32,069
Help me, peg.
420
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,470
Help me.
421
00:19:33,471 --> 00:19:36,306
Help me.
422
00:19:37,308 --> 00:19:38,776
Don't help me, peg.
423
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,586
There he is, the killer.
424
00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:52,790
He's done, washed up,
finished.
425
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,658
He learned what
a lot of killers learn:
426
00:19:54,659 --> 00:19:59,696
When they come after
bundy, they find trouble.
427
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:02,866
Excuse me.
428
00:20:05,136 --> 00:20:06,003
[puking]
429
00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:13,343
Yep. Bundy's the name,
hero's the game.
430
00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:14,577
Get him out of here.
431
00:20:14,578 --> 00:20:17,514
Who is he sheriff?
Who is the murdering scum?
432
00:20:17,515 --> 00:20:19,516
Uh-oh.
433
00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:22,786
Well, do we take him to jail
now, or hang him right here?
434
00:20:22,787 --> 00:20:24,587
Do you know who
this man is, bundy?
435
00:20:24,588 --> 00:20:27,390
Yeah.
He's the killer.
436
00:20:27,391 --> 00:20:33,063
Yes, but he's also the man
who met andy griffith.
437
00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:38,902
What are you doing?
438
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,804
Making sure
you didn't hurt him.
439
00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:44,374
See, bundy, dumpwater
ain't much of a town.
440
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:46,409
We only got two things--
441
00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:52,249
A serial killer and the man
who met andy griffith.
442
00:20:54,518 --> 00:20:57,254
We could probably stand
to lose one or the other,
443
00:20:57,255 --> 00:21:00,224
But we'll be damned
if we're going to lose both.
444
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:03,861
Y'all better
get going, bundy.
445
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,296
I say we hang
the whole family.
446
00:21:06,297 --> 00:21:13,303
I'd kind of like to keep
the little white-haired girl.
447
00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:15,705
Kids, get the bags.
448
00:21:15,706 --> 00:21:17,574
Dad, are we
taking mom too?
449
00:21:17,575 --> 00:21:20,744
I guess.
450
00:21:20,745 --> 00:21:23,780
Are you gonna be able to talk
tonight at the high school?
451
00:21:23,781 --> 00:21:25,415
I don't know.
452
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:28,785
He hit me hard.
453
00:21:30,554 --> 00:21:31,889
Take her like she is.
454
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,891
We'll untie her
at home...
455
00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:34,892
Maybe.
456
00:21:37,128 --> 00:21:39,629
[tires screeching]
457
00:21:39,630 --> 00:21:41,731
Peg:
Al, where are the kids?
458
00:21:46,604 --> 00:21:49,873
Bud and kelly:
Thanks, dad.
459
00:21:49,874 --> 00:21:54,144
Kelly: Gee, dad, next yearcan we go to lebanon?
460
00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:56,179
Where's my luggage,
marcie?
461
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:58,949
Steve, please, I am sick
of hearing about your luggage.
462
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,317
Can we talk
about something else?
463
00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:04,121
Fine.
Where's my camera, marcie?
464
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:05,422
Steve, you're obsessive.
465
00:22:05,423 --> 00:22:07,925
I am not obsessive.
466
00:22:11,529 --> 00:22:15,098
I just know they've taken that
luggage and gone off somewhere.
467
00:22:15,099 --> 00:22:16,233
Right, steve.
468
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,235
I'm sure they're going
to build a whole new life
469
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:19,436
Around your luggage.
470
00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:21,905
And my camera.
471
00:22:21,906 --> 00:22:24,874
Bundys:
♪ there's no place like home ♪
472
00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:28,312
Al:
Steve, here's you luggageand your camera.
473
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:30,847
[tires screeching]
474
00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:46,296
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