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Mmm. 16 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:23,485 Mmm. 17 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,123 What the hell? 18 00:01:34,696 --> 00:01:36,931 I told you not to put it in my food. 19 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:40,300 -Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, I-- -It's fine. Keep going. 20 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:43,303 Uh... 21 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:46,808 Adeline Delilah Garrett. 22 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:48,443 You're smart. 23 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:49,644 You're beautiful. 24 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,045 And perhaps most important of all, 25 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:54,649 you make me think. 26 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:58,018 You're my person and I can't imagine my life without you. 27 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:59,353 Will you marry me? 28 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,357 Yes. A million times, yes! 29 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:06,226 ♪ I don't know how you do what you do ♪ 30 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:10,163 ♪ I'm so in love with you ♪ 31 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,266 ♪ It just keeps getting... ♪ 32 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:25,345 Why are you calling me right now? 33 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:27,882 I didn't get it. 34 00:02:28,016 --> 00:02:29,884 What the fuck do you mean you didn't get it? 35 00:02:30,018 --> 00:02:31,184 Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. 36 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,220 There was a couple of sun flares and, like... 37 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,590 Um, could you maybe do it again or... 38 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:38,826 Why, yes. Let me re-propose to my fucking girlfriend 39 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,462 so you can do your job right. 40 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:44,298 -Technically she's your fiancée. -Don't get cute with me. 41 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:47,735 Do it right this time or I'll fucking end you... 42 00:02:48,703 --> 00:02:50,370 -on Yelp. -Okay, cool, thanks. 43 00:02:50,505 --> 00:02:53,541 I'll talk to you later. I'm not even on Yelp, dick. 44 00:02:58,913 --> 00:03:01,883 Uh, speech, speech, speech. Lovey, lovey-dovey. 45 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:03,317 Uh, and, uh... 46 00:03:04,719 --> 00:03:05,753 Will you marry me? 47 00:03:05,887 --> 00:03:08,288 Yes. A million times, yes. 48 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,461 ♪ I'm so in love with you... ♪ 49 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,797 Just one second. 50 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:20,902 Give me that. Hello? 51 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,770 Nico the Photo Guy. Leave a message. 52 00:03:22,904 --> 00:03:24,104 Are you fucking 53 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:25,907 kidding... me? 54 00:03:39,621 --> 00:03:41,121 ♪ I'm so in love... ♪ 55 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:02,944 Oh, no! 56 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:34,475 Hello? 57 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:41,181 You listen here, asshole. 58 00:04:43,985 --> 00:04:46,554 I have been planning this day my whole life... 59 00:04:48,156 --> 00:04:49,924 and you fucking killed him! 60 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,594 You messed with the wrong bride. 61 00:04:55,096 --> 00:04:56,064 You hear me? 62 00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:58,900 You messed with the wrong fu-- 63 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:25,693 Whoa. 64 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:27,095 Ma'am, you can't be here. 65 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,329 -What are you doing? -He's trying to kill me! 66 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:34,267 Hey, buddy, you wanna tell me what's going on? 67 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,740 Wait. Stop! Drop the knife, asshole! 68 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:47,380 Somebody! Please! 69 00:06:14,776 --> 00:06:16,577 Oh, shoot. 70 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,662 Take that, you motherfucker! 71 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:09,864 Go away! 72 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:12,466 You go away! 73 00:07:14,936 --> 00:07:15,903 You go away! 74 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:18,439 You go away! 75 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:26,814 No. 76 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,518 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 77 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,120 No, no, no, no, no. Please! 78 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:34,989 Hey! Hey! 79 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:38,693 No! 80 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,301 No! 81 00:07:50,338 --> 00:07:51,339 No! 82 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,051 ♪ Happy Valentine's Day ♪ 83 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:41,422 ♪ Every day the 14th ♪ 84 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,791 ♪ I don't think y'all heard me I just wanna say ♪ 85 00:08:45,293 --> 00:08:46,928 ♪ Happy Valentine's Day ♪ 86 00:08:48,162 --> 00:08:49,397 ♪ Every day the 14th... ♪ 87 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:50,965 It's Valentine's Day 88 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:53,768 and the nation is once again on high alert. 89 00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:57,972 For the past two years, a masked maniac 90 00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,674 known as the Heart Eyes Killer... 91 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:03,210 ...or HEK, as authorities call him for short, 92 00:09:03,344 --> 00:09:05,579 has emerged on a day meant for romance 93 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:08,182 to target, hunt and brutally kill couples. 94 00:09:08,316 --> 00:09:10,818 HEK seems to target cities at random. 95 00:09:10,952 --> 00:09:12,353 From a blood-soaked rampage 96 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:13,788 in the Boston area two years ago... 97 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,923 ...as well as a second killing spree, 98 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:18,926 which left several dead in Philadelphia just last year. 99 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:21,929 Even though he's after couples in love, 100 00:09:22,063 --> 00:09:24,131 let me be perfectly clear about this... 101 00:09:24,265 --> 00:09:29,438 He will kill anyone who gets in his way. 102 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,872 ...leaving Americans once again plagued with anxiety 103 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,975 on Cupid's holiday asking the question... 104 00:09:34,108 --> 00:09:37,044 Where will the Heart Eyes Killer strike next? 105 00:09:37,178 --> 00:09:40,348 ♪ Happy Valentine's Day... ♪ 106 00:09:40,481 --> 00:09:43,284 Do you expect the Heart Eyes Killer 107 00:09:43,418 --> 00:09:45,386 to kill your Valentine's Day plans? 108 00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:47,321 Who the hell makes Valentine's Day plans? 109 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,458 Yeah, this holiday sucks ass, dude. 110 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:50,925 - Literally. - Valentine... 111 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,526 I ain't even low-key scared. 112 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,729 The HEK ain't got nothin' on me. You know... 113 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,998 Oh, shut up, Dylan. You're afraid of the dark. 114 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,167 No, I don't. 115 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,970 ♪ Happy Valentine's... ♪ 116 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:05,373 - The Heart Eyes Killer-- - So glad I'm single. 117 00:10:05,506 --> 00:10:06,707 I'm gonna celebrate inside. 118 00:10:06,841 --> 00:10:08,242 That dude hunts you. 119 00:10:08,376 --> 00:10:09,677 ...rubbing your shitty PDA all up in our faces. 120 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,345 He only kills straight people, I think. 121 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,382 Whether you're with a partner or looking for love, 122 00:10:14,515 --> 00:10:17,084 stay vigilant this Valentine's Day. 123 00:10:19,421 --> 00:10:20,855 ♪ 'Cause the one ♪ 124 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,723 ♪ Who says ♪ 125 00:10:22,857 --> 00:10:27,228 ♪ He loves you ♪ 126 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:29,498 ♪ Has found ♪ 127 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:34,869 ♪ Someone new... ♪ 128 00:10:37,472 --> 00:10:38,939 Shit! 129 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,677 - Nice one, dipshits. - Got a cappuccino here. 130 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,813 Hope Cupid shoots you in the dick. 131 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,681 Caramel soy latte for Monica! 132 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,884 - Oh, that's me. - Okay, yeah. There. 133 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,254 Why do you look so stressed? 134 00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:55,524 Is it 'cause you're single again on Valentine's Day? 135 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,024 No, I'm... No, I'm stressed 136 00:10:57,158 --> 00:10:58,427 because Crystal just called 137 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:00,828 an all-hands meeting and the subject of her email 138 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,196 literally says "Ally's Campaign." 139 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,465 -Mm, I saw that. -So I'm fucked. 140 00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:05,132 Okay, worst-case scenario, 141 00:11:05,266 --> 00:11:08,035 you get fired and you never work another day in your life. Hmm? 142 00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:10,971 Worst-case scenario, Crystal wears my skin as a pantsuit. 143 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,240 Best-case scenario, you got nice skin though. 144 00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:15,876 Boop. You know what? Whatever. 145 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,978 If you go down, I'll go down with you, okay? 146 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,414 We'll Thelma and Louise this shit. 147 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:20,915 Large iced blended Americano 148 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:23,452 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar. 149 00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:24,585 - Mm. - Oh. 150 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,288 Sorry, are you sure that's yours? 151 00:11:27,422 --> 00:11:30,091 Yes, that is definitely mine. 152 00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:31,526 No one else would order... 153 00:11:31,659 --> 00:11:33,462 ...a large iced blended Americano 154 00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:35,830 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar. 155 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,399 Sugar. Yeah. Look at that. Wow. 156 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,768 Guess we're coffee mates. 157 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:44,138 - Nice dad joke. - Thanks. 158 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,906 I thought I was the only one in the world with 159 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,274 the obnoxious coffee order. 160 00:11:47,409 --> 00:11:48,909 It's a pretty common order actually. 161 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:50,344 Can you guys move? We're busy. 162 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,146 Yes. 163 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:54,583 He's hot! 164 00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,754 Hey, can I interest you in one of these guys? 165 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,224 Oh, no, I'm okay. Thanks. I carry my own. 166 00:12:03,357 --> 00:12:05,659 -Oh. Metal straw. -I hate paper straws. 167 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,028 They just turn into mush in, like, three seconds. 168 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,731 Yeah, no. I totally get what you're saying. 169 00:12:10,865 --> 00:12:12,933 Let's put all the coffee in a plastic cup, 170 00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:15,803 but, hey, as long as the straw is paper, planet saved. 171 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,671 Planet saved. 172 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:20,641 -Oh, sugar though. Want one? -Yeah. 173 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,643 A little slow poison for the pancreas. 174 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:23,711 -Oh. Oh! -Oh. Ooh! 175 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,247 -I'm sorry. No, I'm-- -I'm sorry. No, I'm-- 176 00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:27,482 Sorry. 177 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,551 -I got it. It's okay. -No, it's totally-- 178 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:32,686 -Oh! Fucking Jesus Murphy! -Shit! Oh, my God. Are you okay? 179 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,922 -Yeah. Am I? -Oh, my God. You're bleeding! 180 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,358 -Uh, here. Shit. -Oh-- Uh, thank you for that. 181 00:12:37,492 --> 00:12:39,827 Bye. Um, I'm gonna go. I'll see you at work, Mon. 182 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,329 Sorry. She's getting fired today. 183 00:12:42,464 --> 00:12:43,697 Exactly one year 184 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,399 after a Valentine's Day massacre 185 00:12:45,534 --> 00:12:48,002 left three couples dead in Boston 186 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,304 and four couples dead in Philadelphia, 187 00:12:50,438 --> 00:12:53,240 the Heart Eyes Killer has come to Seattle. 188 00:12:53,374 --> 00:12:56,110 Four victims have now been claimed at a winery, 189 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,480 ending one dream engagement 190 00:12:59,548 --> 00:13:00,915 in a nightmare. 191 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,518 Chief Hartley, is this the work of the Heart Eyes Killer? 192 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,219 That's not confirmed at this point, 193 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,254 but given the pattern of targeting couples 194 00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:09,823 on Valentine's Day, we suspect it's the work of HEK. 195 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,992 What do you have to say to all those couples out there 196 00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:14,762 planning to celebrate Valentine's Day? 197 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:17,031 Stay home. 198 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,799 Well. 199 00:13:21,436 --> 00:13:22,836 This is quite a pickle. 200 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:32,279 Why didn't a single one of you 201 00:13:32,414 --> 00:13:35,483 tell me that there is a maniac 202 00:13:35,617 --> 00:13:37,952 running around slaughtering people 203 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:41,288 on Valentine's Day these last couple years? 204 00:13:41,423 --> 00:13:42,723 Tommy? 205 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:46,727 Not a single one of you. 206 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,997 This campaign is certainly ill-timed. 207 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,732 Wouldn't you say so, missy? 208 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,102 Uh... Um... 209 00:13:55,236 --> 00:13:58,573 - I mean-- - You know, Crystal, um, 210 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,408 how you always tell us 211 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,743 that relevance is really important in our pitches? 212 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:08,115 Well, I personally believe that Ally's campaign is very "now." 213 00:14:08,249 --> 00:14:10,050 Monica, thank you so much. 214 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:12,319 If you could do me a huge favor. Shut the fuck up. 215 00:14:14,489 --> 00:14:16,458 Tommy? 216 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,232 ♪ My baby's gone ♪ 217 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:29,537 ♪ He's gone away ♪ 218 00:14:29,671 --> 00:14:31,740 ♪ He won't be back ♪ 219 00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:37,545 ♪ That's why I cry, cry, cry ♪ 220 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,648 ♪ Cry, cry, cry ♪ 221 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:43,284 ♪ All the time ♪ 222 00:14:43,418 --> 00:14:45,654 ♪ All the time ♪ 223 00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:48,355 ♪ He said, "Bye-bye..." ♪ 224 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:56,130 "Wow. Profiting off the death of couples to sell rings." 225 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,532 "Speechless." 226 00:14:57,666 --> 00:14:59,933 -"This is disgusting." -I'll say. 227 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,770 "What did I just watch?" 228 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,337 "Straight-up tacky." 229 00:15:03,471 --> 00:15:07,374 "Someone find out who made this and dox their ignorant ass." 230 00:15:07,509 --> 00:15:09,611 - I mean, it just-- it goes on. - I'm sure it does. 231 00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:11,979 Ally, I'm worried about your safety. 232 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:16,250 Gee, thanks, Tommy. 233 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,119 How many people has this heart-shaped asshole killed? 234 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,388 I think, like, a lot. 235 00:15:21,523 --> 00:15:23,491 A lot? 236 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,628 You built a nationwide campaign 237 00:15:26,761 --> 00:15:29,029 around romance ending in death? 238 00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:30,565 Well, you approved it. 239 00:15:30,699 --> 00:15:32,767 Because I trusted you. 240 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:34,703 I'm gonna need a new campaign. 241 00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:38,138 -Okay. Um, no problem. I'll-- -Jay, get in here. 242 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:40,941 Jay? Who's Jay? 243 00:15:41,075 --> 00:15:42,644 Thank you very much. 244 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,480 No way. 245 00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:48,115 That's the guy whose nose you smashed in at the coffee shop. 246 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,183 Mon, sit down. 247 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,384 Jay Simmonds, everybody. 248 00:15:50,518 --> 00:15:51,653 This is Jay Simmonds. 249 00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:53,187 Who's Jay Simmonds? Well, I'll tell you. 250 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,990 Jay Simmonds is the former CCD of BMY New York. 251 00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:01,061 He is the youngest freelancer to win a Clio Award 252 00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:03,230 for his viral romantic campaigns. 253 00:16:03,364 --> 00:16:07,935 Everything from fancy cars to luxury chocolates. 254 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,170 And, he has then earned himself 255 00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:13,907 a nice little moniker of "Consumer Cupid." 256 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,610 - That is Jay Simmonds... - That's him? 257 00:16:15,744 --> 00:16:16,778 ...and I'll tell you what. 258 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:19,313 When I realized how far up shit's creek 259 00:16:19,447 --> 00:16:21,081 Ally here had paddled us, 260 00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:23,283 I knew I needed some reinforcements. 261 00:16:23,418 --> 00:16:26,086 And thank Baby Jesus. 262 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:28,389 Now, he's got to leave and push off tomorrow 263 00:16:28,523 --> 00:16:31,392 and skedaddle, so he's on the clock. 264 00:16:31,526 --> 00:16:33,060 Jay. Everybody, Jay! 265 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,730 Thank you for the lovely flattery, Crystal. 266 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,565 I appreciate it. Um... 267 00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:40,067 Listen, as I understand it, 268 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,404 we've experienced some turbulence as of late, 269 00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:46,073 but it's about how you land the plane that matters, so... 270 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,742 we will get through this... 271 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,043 together. 272 00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,585 - What the hell was that? - I got a match. 273 00:16:57,719 --> 00:16:59,754 Oh, for fuck sakes. 274 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,360 We're gonna get married. I can feel it. 275 00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:10,799 That's your boyfriend? 276 00:17:11,766 --> 00:17:12,901 Yeah, he will be. 277 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,603 He's an actual firefighter who loves puppies. 278 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:21,409 You see? That's why you're still single. 279 00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:22,943 You know what you need, Shaw? 280 00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:26,915 You need a real man. 281 00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:30,585 One that's willing to make the first move. 282 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,990 Come on, detectives. You're gonna love this. 283 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,326 Check it out. 284 00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:42,797 What is that, a wedding band? 285 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,532 Could it be one of the victim's? 286 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:47,201 Unlikely. 287 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:53,173 The initials engraved on the inside... JS. 288 00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:55,443 Doesn't match either of the deceased. 289 00:17:57,745 --> 00:17:58,947 Huh. 290 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,323 What kind of an animal would do this? 291 00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:14,161 Probably some incel virgin troll living in his mommy's basement. 292 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,497 Assuming it's a man. 293 00:18:16,831 --> 00:18:19,132 What about the girl who never got asked to prom? 294 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:23,170 The love-scorned woman who got cheated on one too many times 295 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,205 and just snapped. 296 00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:26,508 Oh, fuck. 297 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:29,844 Oh. Yes. He replied. 298 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,078 The gay fireman? 299 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,013 No, no. This guy works in tech. 300 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:36,283 -Shaw's got a fetish for betas. -I don't have a fetish. 301 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:38,185 Everybody's got a fetish. 302 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:41,221 Gentlemen, this is more than just a simple murder. 303 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:43,491 It's a... 304 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,262 ...kink. 305 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:51,331 That's the understatement of the fucking year. 306 00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:53,367 How do you know for sure it's HEK? 307 00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:54,969 Here you go, Detective. 308 00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:58,773 'Cause this is the last thing 309 00:18:58,907 --> 00:19:00,842 the wedding photographer ever saw. 310 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,346 Heart Eyes has come to our city, boys. 311 00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:07,749 And they've got another ten hours 312 00:19:07,882 --> 00:19:09,884 of Valentine's Day left to kill. 313 00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:18,191 Excuse me. What in hell are you doing? 314 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,663 What do you mean? You just fired me in front of the whole team. 315 00:19:21,796 --> 00:19:24,398 Fired you? I got six more months on your contract. 316 00:19:24,532 --> 00:19:27,869 I intend to squeeze every single last drop out of you. 317 00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:30,038 Okay. Great. So what am I supposed to do? 318 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,640 Get him coffee while he lands the plane? 319 00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:35,543 No. You're gonna turn in a sizzling, 320 00:19:35,677 --> 00:19:38,780 sexy, seductive, blockbuster 321 00:19:38,913 --> 00:19:40,347 Crystal Cane campaign. 322 00:19:40,481 --> 00:19:43,451 And if you don't, I'll kill you. 323 00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:48,890 I'm kidding. I won't. I'll blacklist you, though. 324 00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:50,324 I won't kill you. 325 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:51,459 I mean, maybe. 326 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,226 But no. 327 00:19:53,895 --> 00:19:54,896 But would I? 328 00:19:57,565 --> 00:19:59,834 "Whoever made this, I hope you get 329 00:19:59,968 --> 00:20:02,637 "murdered and canceled. Not in that order." 330 00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:04,171 "Hashtag do better." 331 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,239 "As someone who may die someday, 332 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,809 "I find this commercial 333 00:20:07,942 --> 00:20:10,812 "to be tone-deaf and borderline ableist." 334 00:20:10,945 --> 00:20:13,313 Wow, people are fucking dumb. 335 00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:16,316 "The only thing deader than the couples in this ad 336 00:20:16,451 --> 00:20:19,186 "is the brain cell of the person who created it." 337 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,289 "The level of cringe in this video is off the charts. 338 00:20:22,423 --> 00:20:23,390 "Hashtag just stop." 339 00:20:23,524 --> 00:20:24,926 Hey, Ally? 340 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,896 - Yeah? - Howdy. 341 00:20:30,364 --> 00:20:31,766 Jay? Wha-- 342 00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,669 This is the women's bathroom, dude. You can't be in here. 343 00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:37,639 Technically, it is a unisex bathroom, but... 344 00:20:38,473 --> 00:20:39,474 can we talk? 345 00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:44,311 -Hi. -Hi. 346 00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:45,813 I'm... 347 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,050 I am really sorry about earlier. 348 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:51,318 Oh, no, it's totally fine. 349 00:20:51,452 --> 00:20:53,353 Sorry to stalk and run, 350 00:20:53,488 --> 00:20:55,188 but I'm trying to make this yoga class 351 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,125 that starts in, like, an hour. 352 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,860 You serious? Yoga? 353 00:20:58,993 --> 00:21:00,695 Mm-hmm. 354 00:21:00,828 --> 00:21:02,897 Aren't we supposed to be saving the company? 355 00:21:03,031 --> 00:21:06,366 Yes, and we will. Just after yoga. 356 00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:09,737 I booked us a table at L'oie. 357 00:21:09,871 --> 00:21:12,205 We get inspired, talk about the campaign. 358 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:15,043 You realize that it's Valentine's Day, right? 359 00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:17,111 Oh, that's right. 360 00:21:17,244 --> 00:21:19,179 You probably got plans, don't you? 361 00:21:20,815 --> 00:21:22,150 -No. -Well, great! 362 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,885 It'll be a great place for some field research. 363 00:21:24,018 --> 00:21:25,486 Romance, flowers, candles-- 364 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,387 Uh, do you think that maybe we could just do this tomorrow? 365 00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:28,956 Uh, see, I would love to do tomorrow, 366 00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:30,458 I just have to take the first flight 367 00:21:30,591 --> 00:21:32,660 out in the morning for my best friend's wedding. 368 00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:33,995 So, how about this? 369 00:21:34,128 --> 00:21:35,496 We'll call it 08:00 sharp and I'll see you there. 370 00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:36,731 -Yeah? I'm excited. -Uh-- 371 00:21:36,864 --> 00:21:39,266 - No, no, I-- - It's gonna be great! 372 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,501 ♪ It looks like the rain... ♪ 373 00:21:40,635 --> 00:21:42,136 Oh, thank you so much. 374 00:21:42,269 --> 00:21:45,740 Uh, no, Mon. Let me get this. You're, like, $100,000 in debt. 375 00:21:45,873 --> 00:21:47,542 Not anymore. 376 00:21:47,675 --> 00:21:49,944 Arthur paid it off. And I get to keep the card. 377 00:21:50,078 --> 00:21:52,413 -Are you serious? -Mm-hmm. 378 00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:55,717 Damn. Someone likes a little sugar with their daddy. 379 00:21:55,850 --> 00:21:58,886 Aha. Excuse me, Ally. I do not have a sugar daddy. 380 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,822 That term is very problematic. 381 00:22:02,222 --> 00:22:03,891 I have a sponsor. 382 00:22:04,025 --> 00:22:07,595 And do you love your sponsor, or is he just erasing your debt? 383 00:22:07,729 --> 00:22:11,132 Yes, I love him. And I love that he's erasing my debt. 384 00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:14,267 So, when am I gonna meet this secret Hugh Hefner? 385 00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:16,571 Shall we all get dinner soon? What do you say, like, 4:30? 386 00:22:16,704 --> 00:22:17,872 -Soup? -Ha ha. 387 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:19,507 Real clever, Miss Judgy Judy, 388 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,109 while you're literally stalking your ex online. 389 00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:23,376 I'm not stalking him. 390 00:22:23,511 --> 00:22:26,279 The algorithm is stalking me, okay? 391 00:22:26,414 --> 00:22:28,950 -It's the algorithm? -Hey, is Arthur Heart Eyes? 392 00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,918 Is that why I haven't met him yet? 393 00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:33,187 That's not fucking funny. 394 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,893 Of course Arthur's not Heart Eyes. 395 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,895 That guy has so much arthritis, he can't run. 396 00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:42,830 -Honestly, I bet it's Crystal. -Mm. 397 00:22:42,964 --> 00:22:44,899 You know when she does that, like, thing... 398 00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:46,200 -Mm-hmm. -...when her Botox doesn't 399 00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:47,802 sit right and it gets stuck? 400 00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:53,241 Breaking news. Our Channel 7 affiliate 401 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,609 is reporting that two more 402 00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:56,644 couples have been found murdered 403 00:22:56,778 --> 00:22:58,146 at a downtown spa. 404 00:22:58,278 --> 00:22:59,914 We go live to the scene in Seattle. 405 00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:01,381 Can't watch this. 406 00:23:01,516 --> 00:23:02,483 Thanks, Mike... 407 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:04,384 Ally. 408 00:23:04,519 --> 00:23:07,354 -Ally, hello? Hey, ho. -Monica! 409 00:23:07,488 --> 00:23:08,990 Oh, my God. Why are you torturing yourself? 410 00:23:09,123 --> 00:23:10,323 You're the one who ended things. 411 00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:13,161 I know. He just moved on so fast. 412 00:23:13,293 --> 00:23:14,428 I mean, what even is her job? 413 00:23:14,562 --> 00:23:16,264 Look at her feed. It's all vacation pics. 414 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,466 And she doesn't even have rich parents. I checked. 415 00:23:18,599 --> 00:23:20,434 You need to stop hate-fucking yourself and get out there 416 00:23:20,568 --> 00:23:22,804 and find someone to actually fuck-fuck yourself, you know? 417 00:23:22,937 --> 00:23:24,205 -No. -Oh, what about that guy? 418 00:23:24,337 --> 00:23:26,440 He's so cute. The-the... The bathroom boy, you know? 419 00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:27,542 Your little stalker? 420 00:23:27,675 --> 00:23:29,477 You mean the guy trying to take my job? 421 00:23:29,610 --> 00:23:31,679 Oh, my fuck. 422 00:23:31,813 --> 00:23:34,248 He is so hot, I could literally throw up. 423 00:23:35,382 --> 00:23:37,251 My basement just flooded. 424 00:23:38,786 --> 00:23:40,353 He's okay. 425 00:23:40,488 --> 00:23:42,723 Wait, what are you wearing on this date? 426 00:23:42,857 --> 00:23:44,324 It's not a date. 427 00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:46,861 We're working. And what's wrong with my clothes? 428 00:23:46,994 --> 00:23:48,029 You look like a before picture. 429 00:23:48,162 --> 00:23:50,097 Monica! That is so mean! 430 00:23:50,231 --> 00:23:52,667 Okay, this place, what's the vibe? Is it, what, fancy? 431 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,368 -Yeah, it's fancy. Why? -Come on. 432 00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:57,638 Where are we going? 433 00:23:57,772 --> 00:24:00,541 We're gonna go fuck up a credit card. 434 00:24:00,675 --> 00:24:03,343 ♪ Pretty girls don't do drama 'less we wanna ♪ 435 00:24:03,477 --> 00:24:04,645 ♪ It'll be depending on the day ♪ 436 00:24:04,779 --> 00:24:06,514 ♪ Pretty girls packed in a Defender ♪ 437 00:24:06,647 --> 00:24:09,083 ♪ Know I'm-a defend her never let her catch no stray ♪ 438 00:24:09,217 --> 00:24:10,651 ♪ This that pretty-girl mantra ♪ 439 00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:12,220 ♪ She's that stunna, make you wanna swing both... ♪ 440 00:24:12,352 --> 00:24:13,554 -It's gorgeous. -So much skin. 441 00:24:13,688 --> 00:24:14,889 -Hike it up a little bit. -It's so much skin. 442 00:24:15,022 --> 00:24:16,757 -It can go shorter. -Monica, no! It's not a date. 443 00:24:16,891 --> 00:24:19,392 -♪ Love what it feel like ♪ -♪ Feel like ♪ 444 00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:20,995 ♪ To be off of the grid like, all night ♪ 445 00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:22,964 -♪ Oh, with my bih like ♪ -♪ Bitch, like ♪ 446 00:24:23,097 --> 00:24:25,032 ♪ We ain't even trying to talk to no one ♪ 447 00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:27,168 ♪ Swerve off all the creeps no weird vibes ♪ 448 00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:29,369 ♪ We ain't never let it ruin a good time ♪ 449 00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:31,205 ♪ Ain't nobody gon' dim our good light ♪ 450 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:33,307 ♪ This them words we're living by ♪ 451 00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:35,710 No. 452 00:24:35,843 --> 00:24:36,911 ♪ This that pretty-girl mantra ♪ 453 00:24:37,044 --> 00:24:38,378 ♪ This that flaunt you ♪ 454 00:24:38,512 --> 00:24:39,814 -♪ Just touched down in L.A. ♪ -♪ Ah ♪ 455 00:24:39,947 --> 00:24:42,250 ♪ Pretty girls don't do drama no new drama ♪ 456 00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:43,751 -♪ We already got a full day ♪ -♪ Ah, ah ♪ 457 00:24:43,885 --> 00:24:45,253 ♪ Pretty girls that you gon' remember... ♪ 458 00:24:45,385 --> 00:24:48,589 Hi. Uh, reservation for Simmonds. 459 00:24:48,723 --> 00:24:50,390 Of course. AJ? 460 00:24:52,193 --> 00:24:53,928 - Arms out, please. - ♪ Pretty... ♪ 461 00:24:56,597 --> 00:24:58,900 -What gives? -Heart Eyes. 462 00:24:59,033 --> 00:25:00,234 Can't be too careful. 463 00:25:09,744 --> 00:25:11,545 I'm environmentally conscious. 464 00:25:23,758 --> 00:25:25,559 Sharp, my ass. 465 00:25:25,693 --> 00:25:27,561 You look so beautiful tonight, darling. 466 00:25:27,695 --> 00:25:29,897 Happy Valentine's. I mean that. 467 00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:31,999 Aw. 468 00:25:32,133 --> 00:25:34,468 Good evening, miss. Will anyone be joining you? 469 00:25:34,602 --> 00:25:36,637 Uh, yes. Um, a friend. 470 00:25:37,271 --> 00:25:38,439 A colleague. 471 00:25:38,572 --> 00:25:41,075 It's a... It's a work dinner. 472 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:43,978 Well, I'll be back with the specials once your date arrives. 473 00:25:44,111 --> 00:25:46,447 Oh, no, no, no. He's not my date. 474 00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:05,933 ♪ May I tell you that you're lovely... ♪ 475 00:26:06,067 --> 00:26:09,770 I am so sorry that I am late. I tried to get a car. 476 00:26:09,904 --> 00:26:11,973 And for what it's worth, I had no idea this place 477 00:26:12,106 --> 00:26:13,808 was gonna be this nice, but, um... 478 00:26:14,775 --> 00:26:17,111 -You look amazing. -Thank you. 479 00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:20,114 Welcome to L'oie. 480 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:21,649 May I offer you a beverage? 481 00:26:21,782 --> 00:26:23,918 - Um, I'm good. Thank you. - Yeah, please. How about 482 00:26:24,051 --> 00:26:26,187 a bottle of champagne, maybe two glasses? 483 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,488 Oh, uh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. 484 00:26:27,621 --> 00:26:30,624 -No offense, but we're working. -None taken. 485 00:26:30,758 --> 00:26:31,859 I'll be right back. 486 00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:34,862 So, where you from? 487 00:26:36,497 --> 00:26:37,865 Uh, Phoenix. 488 00:26:37,999 --> 00:26:39,200 Do you have siblings? 489 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,935 No. 490 00:26:41,068 --> 00:26:43,004 Are your parents still together? 491 00:26:44,171 --> 00:26:46,640 -Mm-hmm. -Well, that's nice. 492 00:26:46,774 --> 00:26:48,976 Yeah, I'd love to grow old with somebody. 493 00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:50,311 Change their Depends? 494 00:26:50,445 --> 00:26:51,712 You know, 495 00:26:51,846 --> 00:26:54,648 I don't immediately go to poop when I think about love, 496 00:26:54,782 --> 00:26:57,651 but yeah. I would change an adult diaper 497 00:26:57,785 --> 00:26:59,553 if it was in the name of love. 498 00:26:59,687 --> 00:27:04,426 ♪ The perfect romance... ♪ 499 00:27:07,028 --> 00:27:08,396 Here we are. 500 00:27:08,529 --> 00:27:09,897 - Thank you. - Thank you. 501 00:27:10,031 --> 00:27:11,298 - Miss? - Yeah. 502 00:27:12,366 --> 00:27:14,201 Didn't want any, but thank you. 503 00:27:16,170 --> 00:27:17,371 And for you, sir? 504 00:27:19,807 --> 00:27:21,909 - Thank you very much. - Enjoy. 505 00:27:22,043 --> 00:27:23,044 What do you say? 506 00:27:24,479 --> 00:27:25,846 -To love? -Mm. 507 00:27:29,850 --> 00:27:30,851 Okay. 508 00:27:32,253 --> 00:27:34,722 -Listen, this is all very cute. -Mm-hmm. 509 00:27:34,855 --> 00:27:36,458 -And you're smooth. -Oh, thanks. 510 00:27:36,590 --> 00:27:38,059 But I'm just trying 511 00:27:38,192 --> 00:27:40,529 to salvage whatever's left of my career here, so can we skip 512 00:27:40,661 --> 00:27:43,264 whatever this is and get to cracking this campaign? 513 00:27:43,397 --> 00:27:44,565 -By all means. -Okay. 514 00:27:44,698 --> 00:27:46,100 I have a couple ideas in here. 515 00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:48,437 Some probably suck, but I'm sure there's a-- 516 00:27:48,569 --> 00:27:50,771 You've had your heart broken recently. 517 00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:55,242 -I'm sorry, what? -No, I just like to think 518 00:27:55,376 --> 00:27:58,179 I'm intuitive with these things and... 519 00:27:59,313 --> 00:28:00,948 Ew. Yeah, no. 520 00:28:01,082 --> 00:28:02,750 I did not get my heart broken... 521 00:28:02,883 --> 00:28:03,884 -Mm-hmm. -...recently. 522 00:28:04,018 --> 00:28:05,487 And it's really none of your business. 523 00:28:05,619 --> 00:28:07,088 Oh, you're totally right, it's not. 524 00:28:07,221 --> 00:28:09,424 Definitely not. Okay. Um, is... 525 00:28:09,558 --> 00:28:12,259 It's just your campaign. 526 00:28:12,393 --> 00:28:16,063 Doomed lovers? I mean, it hardly screams romance to me. 527 00:28:17,432 --> 00:28:20,101 The most romantic stories of all time are doomed. 528 00:28:20,234 --> 00:28:22,571 You got husbands, wives, 529 00:28:22,703 --> 00:28:24,305 partners, twin flames, soulmates. 530 00:28:24,439 --> 00:28:27,208 Whatever you wanna call it, it's all gonna end. 531 00:28:27,341 --> 00:28:28,742 It's just a matter of time before 532 00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:30,311 someone cheats, bails, or dies. 533 00:28:30,445 --> 00:28:32,880 What about butterflies in your stomach? 534 00:28:33,013 --> 00:28:35,417 A lightning bolt to the heart? 535 00:28:35,550 --> 00:28:36,984 Cozy Sundays in bed? 536 00:28:37,118 --> 00:28:39,653 What's next, birth charts and long walks on the beach? 537 00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:41,922 I like those things, but I get it, not for everyone. 538 00:28:42,056 --> 00:28:43,991 You wanna know how I feel about romance? 539 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:45,126 Yeah. 540 00:28:46,961 --> 00:28:48,295 It's a farce. 541 00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:52,501 A lie. 542 00:28:52,633 --> 00:28:55,970 Not to everyone, I know that. Some people get... 543 00:28:56,103 --> 00:29:00,341 ...really lucky and stumble into something real and forever. 544 00:29:00,475 --> 00:29:01,976 But the other 99% of us 545 00:29:02,109 --> 00:29:04,845 are just bouncing from one failed experiment to the next, 546 00:29:04,979 --> 00:29:07,781 chasing the same regurgitated fairy-tale bullshit 547 00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:10,619 that's been stuffed into our brains since we were kids. 548 00:29:10,751 --> 00:29:11,986 Prince Charming? 549 00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:13,888 Till you catch him fucking your sister. 550 00:29:14,021 --> 00:29:15,524 I thought you were an only child. 551 00:29:15,656 --> 00:29:17,191 -It's a metaphor. Jesus. -Right. 552 00:29:17,324 --> 00:29:20,127 My point is, it's not real. 553 00:29:20,261 --> 00:29:23,297 And somehow, I landed a job that forces me to propagate 554 00:29:23,431 --> 00:29:25,467 a fantasy in order to sell blood diamonds 555 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,368 harvested from third-world slave labor, 556 00:29:27,502 --> 00:29:29,103 so please forgive me if I'm not swept away 557 00:29:29,236 --> 00:29:31,872 by your magical notions of romance, Jay. 558 00:29:32,006 --> 00:29:33,007 Wow. 559 00:29:34,308 --> 00:29:35,644 That's really... 560 00:29:36,844 --> 00:29:37,845 What? 561 00:29:38,979 --> 00:29:39,980 ...sad. 562 00:29:45,319 --> 00:29:47,354 Why are you single? 563 00:29:47,489 --> 00:29:50,157 -Excuse me? -No, really, Mr. Romantic... 564 00:29:51,426 --> 00:29:52,726 doe-eyed, first love, 565 00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:55,229 Esther Perel mama's boy know-it-all. Why are you single? 566 00:29:55,362 --> 00:29:57,331 -Well... -Are you really looking for love 567 00:29:57,465 --> 00:29:59,568 or are you just another fake-ass, ho-hunting, 568 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:01,536 -ankle-cuff prick in a suit? -Oh, my God. 569 00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:02,637 You know, you don't know me. 570 00:30:02,770 --> 00:30:04,305 And you don't get to cast judgment 571 00:30:04,439 --> 00:30:06,807 just because I don't think like you, okay? 572 00:30:12,846 --> 00:30:13,847 Yeah, um... 573 00:30:15,483 --> 00:30:18,352 I think you were right. Tonight's a bad night. 574 00:30:19,887 --> 00:30:21,789 Should've just let you clear your head. 575 00:30:21,922 --> 00:30:24,191 Um, don't worry about the champagne. It's on Crystal. 576 00:30:34,536 --> 00:30:39,474 Jay! Jay, hey-- I'm sorry, okay? You win. 577 00:30:39,608 --> 00:30:42,076 Listen, I told you it was fine and I meant it. It's all good. 578 00:30:42,209 --> 00:30:44,245 No, I had a really rough day and... 579 00:30:44,378 --> 00:30:45,447 and I took it out on you 580 00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:47,449 and that was shitty and-and wrong and... 581 00:30:47,582 --> 00:30:49,250 Jay, please, I can't lose this job. 582 00:30:49,383 --> 00:30:51,185 Ally, I am not gonna take your job. 583 00:30:52,086 --> 00:30:53,521 Although it does seem like 584 00:30:53,655 --> 00:30:55,457 you don't really want this job, but... 585 00:30:56,725 --> 00:30:59,159 This is me, so... 586 00:30:59,293 --> 00:31:01,962 I'm gonna go back to the hotel, brainstorm some creative, 587 00:31:02,096 --> 00:31:03,531 see what we can salvage from the-- Oh. 588 00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:10,304 Ally? 589 00:31:13,274 --> 00:31:15,943 Collin! What are you doing here? 590 00:31:16,076 --> 00:31:18,779 Um, well, Sienna and I are on a little dinner date, actually. 591 00:31:18,912 --> 00:31:21,148 -I've heard so much about you. -Really? 592 00:31:22,016 --> 00:31:22,983 Why? 593 00:31:24,118 --> 00:31:25,687 And, uh, you are? 594 00:31:25,819 --> 00:31:27,187 Oh, Jay. I'm Ally's... 595 00:31:27,321 --> 00:31:29,323 -He's my friend-- Boyfriend. -...Boyfriend. 596 00:31:29,457 --> 00:31:30,791 Friend. Boyfriend. 597 00:31:30,924 --> 00:31:32,594 I didn't know you had a boyfriend. 598 00:31:32,727 --> 00:31:35,095 - Yeah! - Yeah. 599 00:31:35,229 --> 00:31:36,598 Yeah. I mean, why would you? 600 00:31:36,731 --> 00:31:39,768 It's not like I publicize it on social media or anything. 601 00:31:42,470 --> 00:31:44,338 Uh, well, it's nice to meet you, Jay. 602 00:31:44,472 --> 00:31:47,442 Pleasure. So, um, dinner, huh? 603 00:31:47,575 --> 00:31:49,810 Yeah. It was supposed to be a double date, 604 00:31:49,943 --> 00:31:51,780 uh, but unfortunately... 605 00:31:52,813 --> 00:31:54,281 -Ooh. -What does that mean? 606 00:31:54,416 --> 00:31:58,319 Well, you know the couple that got murdered up at the winery? 607 00:31:58,453 --> 00:32:00,387 -What, you know them? -We worked together. 608 00:32:00,522 --> 00:32:02,189 -Played racquetball. -Racquetball. 609 00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:04,659 It's tragic, really. 610 00:32:04,793 --> 00:32:06,661 -You still kept the reservation? -And you still came to dinner? 611 00:32:06,795 --> 00:32:08,697 - Of course. In their honor. - Oh. 612 00:32:08,829 --> 00:32:10,465 - Wow. - Well, a lot to 613 00:32:10,598 --> 00:32:12,099 eat in there and it's good. 614 00:32:12,232 --> 00:32:14,001 We should go. See you, Ally, as well, and... 615 00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:15,235 You have such a sexy suit. 616 00:32:15,369 --> 00:32:16,638 -Oh, that's a sexy dress. -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 617 00:32:16,771 --> 00:32:18,138 You guys have a good dinner. 618 00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:19,340 Happy Valentine's Day! 619 00:32:19,474 --> 00:32:20,508 Happy V-Day! 620 00:32:20,642 --> 00:32:22,444 Don't get killed, all right? 621 00:32:22,577 --> 00:32:25,346 - What was-- - Why would he say that? 622 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,314 That was weird. Oh, you're coming with me. 623 00:32:27,449 --> 00:32:29,850 That was so embarrassing. 624 00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:37,391 ♪ Are you in love with somebody ♪ 625 00:32:37,525 --> 00:32:41,629 ♪ And just a little afraid to say who? ♪ 626 00:32:41,763 --> 00:32:44,766 ♪ Are you in love with somebody ♪ 627 00:32:44,898 --> 00:32:46,367 Thank you. 628 00:32:46,501 --> 00:32:49,103 ♪ Who doesn't know you're in love with 'em, too? ♪ 629 00:32:49,236 --> 00:32:52,072 Not a... not a problem. 630 00:32:52,206 --> 00:32:54,308 ♪ Being in love with somebody ♪ 631 00:32:54,442 --> 00:32:59,346 ♪ Is something that everybody should be... ♪ 632 00:32:59,481 --> 00:33:02,282 So is it the accent? Is that what it is? 633 00:33:02,417 --> 00:33:04,218 Women love that fucking accent. 634 00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:06,387 God, I can't stand it now. 635 00:33:07,789 --> 00:33:10,023 Brits are so unemotional. 636 00:33:10,157 --> 00:33:11,392 Mm. 637 00:33:11,526 --> 00:33:16,363 Well, that would explain the dead friends' resy. 638 00:33:16,498 --> 00:33:19,467 Love is a beautiful thing, no? 639 00:33:19,601 --> 00:33:21,703 -Oh, we-we just work together. -No, we're not a couple. 640 00:33:21,836 --> 00:33:23,671 -But you just kissed, no? -Oh. See, no, 641 00:33:23,805 --> 00:33:25,105 that was a performance 642 00:33:25,239 --> 00:33:27,908 to seem maybe more desirable and perhaps less pathetic 643 00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:31,479 -in front of her ex. -Oh. You love Spotify? 644 00:33:31,613 --> 00:33:34,616 I have Ultimate Sexies playlist and-- 645 00:33:34,749 --> 00:33:36,316 -I love Spotify. -Yeah, we're-- No, we're okay. 646 00:33:36,451 --> 00:33:37,485 -Thank you. -Okay. 647 00:33:37,619 --> 00:33:39,119 Can we add a stop? 648 00:33:40,588 --> 00:33:42,424 Again, I'm really sorry about tonight. 649 00:33:42,557 --> 00:33:44,091 I swear I'm not a lunatic. 650 00:33:44,224 --> 00:33:47,161 That's exactly what I think a lunatic would say. 651 00:33:48,295 --> 00:33:49,296 Okay. 652 00:33:51,733 --> 00:33:53,535 Have fun at your best friend's wedding. 653 00:33:53,668 --> 00:33:55,570 Thank you. 654 00:33:55,703 --> 00:33:59,607 ♪ Afraid of being left alone... ♪ 655 00:34:01,543 --> 00:34:02,811 - Okey dokey. - Yeah. 656 00:34:08,450 --> 00:34:09,451 What the... 657 00:34:11,018 --> 00:34:12,052 No! 658 00:34:12,186 --> 00:34:15,189 Next stop, 2640 Westlake Avenue South, sir? 659 00:34:17,291 --> 00:34:20,528 Hey, can you hold off a second? I think she locked herself out. 660 00:34:20,662 --> 00:34:22,630 You know what you should do? 661 00:34:22,764 --> 00:34:24,998 You should go to her, 662 00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:28,101 tell her you love her, then never let her go. 663 00:34:28,235 --> 00:34:31,439 ♪ It's never too late for true love... ♪ 664 00:34:31,573 --> 00:34:35,008 Right. Right. Yeah, you just keep that meter running. 665 00:34:36,977 --> 00:34:39,647 Howdy. Everything okay? 666 00:34:40,314 --> 00:34:42,082 No. 667 00:34:42,216 --> 00:34:44,686 No, I think I left my keys in a dressing room somewhere. 668 00:34:44,819 --> 00:34:46,253 Oh. 669 00:34:46,386 --> 00:34:48,623 Oh, my God. This night could not get any worse. 670 00:34:48,756 --> 00:34:50,458 You have a spare hidden? 671 00:34:50,592 --> 00:34:53,795 Yeah, under a mat upstairs. 672 00:34:55,028 --> 00:34:56,965 It's okay. I'll just break the window. 673 00:34:57,097 --> 00:34:59,634 No. What are you talking about, breaking windows? No. 674 00:34:59,767 --> 00:35:01,469 No, it's fine. My landlord loves me. 675 00:35:01,603 --> 00:35:03,638 Well, if you're serious, maybe just, you know, let me do it. 676 00:35:03,771 --> 00:35:05,540 -I can break a window. -No, I know you can 677 00:35:05,673 --> 00:35:07,675 break a window, but if you cut yourself-- 678 00:35:07,809 --> 00:35:09,343 I'm not gonna cut myself. 679 00:35:10,512 --> 00:35:12,279 Knock yourself out. 680 00:35:12,413 --> 00:35:15,182 Just know I don't condone this. I'm worried for your safety. 681 00:35:15,315 --> 00:35:17,685 And you're punching with your thumb inside your hand, 682 00:35:17,819 --> 00:35:20,087 -which is not a good thing. -Okay, yeah. You're gonna do it. 683 00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:22,490 Yeah. Why don't you hold that? Came prepared. 684 00:35:24,692 --> 00:35:26,193 Ah, not so bad. 685 00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:28,095 That's bad. 686 00:35:28,228 --> 00:35:30,598 I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. 687 00:35:30,732 --> 00:35:32,700 No, no, I'm sorry I'm bleeding all over your floor. 688 00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:36,169 Here. Okay. Let's run it under some water. 689 00:35:36,303 --> 00:35:38,006 Mm. 690 00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:40,173 -Thanks. -Okay, you're just gonna wash up 691 00:35:40,307 --> 00:35:41,375 in here for a sec. 692 00:35:42,209 --> 00:35:43,478 Oh, God. 693 00:35:43,611 --> 00:35:46,213 Um, sorry it's so messy. 694 00:35:46,346 --> 00:35:47,549 I had a house cleaner, 695 00:35:47,682 --> 00:35:50,451 but she won the lottery last week and fired me. 696 00:35:50,585 --> 00:35:53,220 Really? How much did she win? 697 00:35:53,353 --> 00:35:55,623 Uh, like, a million dollars. 698 00:35:55,757 --> 00:36:00,862 Damn. Well, I hope you find a replacement soon. 699 00:36:04,899 --> 00:36:07,267 Aw. Cute. 700 00:36:08,636 --> 00:36:10,905 I was Pikachu for Halloween too. 701 00:36:11,039 --> 00:36:12,907 Oh, yeah. That wasn't Halloween. 702 00:36:13,041 --> 00:36:14,542 Well, what was it? 703 00:36:14,676 --> 00:36:16,911 It was Tuesday. Yeah, I was pretty obsessed. 704 00:36:17,045 --> 00:36:18,446 Wore that shit everywhere. 705 00:36:20,314 --> 00:36:22,249 -I'll take that. -It was on your shelf. 706 00:36:22,382 --> 00:36:23,785 No, I really wasn't expecting company. 707 00:36:23,918 --> 00:36:24,986 Ever? 708 00:36:25,118 --> 00:36:26,588 Why don't you just take a seat 709 00:36:26,721 --> 00:36:28,456 while I look for the first aid kit? 710 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,327 Huh. 711 00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:35,830 Found it! 712 00:36:40,435 --> 00:36:41,436 Jay? 713 00:36:48,576 --> 00:36:49,877 Excuse you. 714 00:36:50,011 --> 00:36:52,580 I'm sorry. I didn't wanna sit on your nice clothes. 715 00:36:54,082 --> 00:36:55,683 Oh. 716 00:36:57,652 --> 00:36:59,252 Would you relax? 717 00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:01,321 It's just a very expensive jacket. 718 00:37:02,890 --> 00:37:04,659 Let's see your hand. 719 00:37:06,427 --> 00:37:08,596 -Ooh. -Careful now. 720 00:37:09,464 --> 00:37:10,465 Does it hurt? 721 00:37:11,733 --> 00:37:13,001 No, actually. 722 00:37:13,133 --> 00:37:14,602 You're really good at this. 723 00:37:14,736 --> 00:37:16,269 Did you go to med school or something? 724 00:37:16,404 --> 00:37:19,974 I dropped out actually. 725 00:37:20,108 --> 00:37:22,076 I really can't do blood. 726 00:37:22,209 --> 00:37:23,645 -No way. -Way. 727 00:37:23,778 --> 00:37:25,113 Hmm. 728 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:27,815 Well, I think you're doing a pretty good job right now, 729 00:37:27,949 --> 00:37:29,717 if I do say so myself. 730 00:37:29,851 --> 00:37:31,385 - Uh... - Oh. 731 00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:33,387 This is why we dropped out of med school 732 00:37:33,521 --> 00:37:35,255 and pivoted to advertising. 733 00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:38,559 You're funny. 734 00:37:38,693 --> 00:37:40,628 -Am I? -I think so, yeah. 735 00:37:45,232 --> 00:37:47,502 Would you mind? My hair, falling in my face. 736 00:37:47,635 --> 00:37:48,870 - Oh, of course. - Thank you. 737 00:37:56,477 --> 00:37:59,179 - Okay. There we go. - Oh, wow. 738 00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:05,653 So, you mind my asking 739 00:38:05,787 --> 00:38:08,556 what kind of medicine you were planning on going into? 740 00:38:08,690 --> 00:38:11,059 Uh, nephrology. 741 00:38:11,191 --> 00:38:12,694 That's the liver. 742 00:38:12,827 --> 00:38:13,795 Kidneys. 743 00:38:13,928 --> 00:38:15,163 -Nailed it. Damn. -Yeah. 744 00:38:15,295 --> 00:38:16,664 Well, why that? 745 00:38:16,798 --> 00:38:18,966 I had a family member that was pretty sick. 746 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:20,333 Mm-hmm. 747 00:38:20,468 --> 00:38:23,671 Guess I, I don't know, thought I could fix people. 748 00:38:25,873 --> 00:38:28,241 Anyway, now I'm considered hemophobic. 749 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:29,844 Oh. 750 00:38:29,977 --> 00:38:33,114 - I didn't take you for a bigot. - Okay, wow. 751 00:38:33,246 --> 00:38:36,851 Between that and coffee mates, your dad jokes are top-notch. 752 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:41,856 I'm being facetious obviously. Your jokes are cheesy as-- 753 00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:42,957 Fuck! 754 00:38:43,791 --> 00:38:45,225 Ally! Ally! 755 00:38:45,358 --> 00:38:47,260 Oh, shit! 756 00:38:57,038 --> 00:38:59,272 Fuck you! No, no, no, no, no, no! 757 00:39:00,742 --> 00:39:02,810 Run! 758 00:39:04,946 --> 00:39:06,214 Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! 759 00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:07,815 What are you doing? 760 00:39:07,949 --> 00:39:09,150 Get your mind out of the gutter! 761 00:39:09,282 --> 00:39:11,119 Yep, yep, yep, yep. Come on. Come on, come on! 762 00:39:11,251 --> 00:39:13,353 Come on, come on! 763 00:39:13,488 --> 00:39:15,056 Come on, come on, come on! 764 00:39:15,923 --> 00:39:17,091 -You got it? -Yes! 765 00:39:20,094 --> 00:39:21,095 Good job. 766 00:39:22,430 --> 00:39:23,431 Thanks. 767 00:39:24,999 --> 00:39:27,101 Hey, you good? 768 00:39:27,235 --> 00:39:28,636 Yeah. 769 00:39:31,271 --> 00:39:34,242 - Help! He's trying to kill us! - Oh, here's lovebirds. 770 00:39:36,444 --> 00:39:38,012 No! No, no, no. You've got the wrong people. 771 00:39:38,146 --> 00:39:40,248 -Hey. What are you doing? -He only kills couples, right? 772 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:41,983 We're not a couple! We barely know each other. 773 00:39:42,116 --> 00:39:44,018 So back the fuck off! 774 00:39:44,152 --> 00:39:45,953 911, what's your emergency? 775 00:39:46,721 --> 00:39:47,889 Run! 776 00:39:50,792 --> 00:39:53,161 Help! Help! 777 00:39:54,095 --> 00:39:55,062 Help us! 778 00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:04,172 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 779 00:40:04,304 --> 00:40:05,305 What? 780 00:40:07,213 --> 00:40:08,476 Did you hear that? 781 00:40:10,444 --> 00:40:11,512 I don't hear anything. 782 00:40:11,646 --> 00:40:13,447 Oh, shit! 783 00:40:14,347 --> 00:40:15,348 Ally! 784 00:40:16,316 --> 00:40:17,919 Get off of her! 785 00:40:18,052 --> 00:40:19,754 Hey, hey! 786 00:42:54,809 --> 00:42:55,776 No! 787 00:42:55,910 --> 00:42:57,845 No! No! No! 788 00:42:59,914 --> 00:43:01,816 Help! He's right behind... 789 00:43:03,484 --> 00:43:04,453 Here! 790 00:43:04,585 --> 00:43:05,920 ...me. 791 00:43:07,688 --> 00:43:10,691 He was-- He was right here. 792 00:43:10,825 --> 00:43:12,126 I'll go check it out. 793 00:43:14,095 --> 00:43:15,029 Oh, my God. Jay. 794 00:43:16,030 --> 00:43:17,865 -Jay, is he okay? -I don't know who 795 00:43:17,999 --> 00:43:19,700 -you're talking about. -Jay Simmonds. 796 00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:22,136 We were with each other all night and-and we got attacked 797 00:43:22,269 --> 00:43:23,804 and we got separated back there. I... 798 00:43:23,938 --> 00:43:26,007 -You just left him? -No, I didn't leave him! 799 00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:28,542 All units. All units, stand down. 800 00:43:28,676 --> 00:43:30,378 We have Heart Eyes. 801 00:43:30,511 --> 00:43:32,447 -I repeat, we have Heart Eyes. -Yes! We got that motherfucker! 802 00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:34,281 Seattle PD, baby! Fuck, yeah! 803 00:43:34,416 --> 00:43:35,383 On behalf of 804 00:43:35,516 --> 00:43:36,517 Seattle PD, I just wanna say... 805 00:43:36,650 --> 00:43:37,885 Yeah, congratulations. 806 00:43:38,019 --> 00:43:39,887 Incredible teamwork, huh? 807 00:43:43,524 --> 00:43:45,726 Hey! Hey, you need to back up! 808 00:43:47,228 --> 00:43:49,030 - Fucking weirdos. - What did I do? 809 00:43:49,163 --> 00:43:50,164 Detectives. 810 00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:53,234 Here she is. 811 00:43:54,268 --> 00:43:55,470 Detective Zeke Hobbs. 812 00:43:55,603 --> 00:43:57,805 This is my partner, Detective Jeanine Shaw. 813 00:44:00,307 --> 00:44:01,308 Hobbs and Shaw? 814 00:44:03,044 --> 00:44:04,311 Like the movie? 815 00:44:07,148 --> 00:44:08,916 -Haven't heard of it. -Haven't seen it. 816 00:44:09,050 --> 00:44:11,552 -We're here to ID a murderer. -Oh, my God. Jay? 817 00:44:12,686 --> 00:44:13,687 Jay! 818 00:44:14,855 --> 00:44:16,857 -Jay, are you okay? -Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 819 00:44:18,359 --> 00:44:19,360 -Jay! -Nope. 820 00:44:20,495 --> 00:44:22,063 Jay, are you okay? 821 00:44:22,196 --> 00:44:25,366 Uh, no, Ally, I'm not okay. 822 00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:28,069 Thank you for asking. You ditched me. 823 00:44:28,836 --> 00:44:30,905 What? I did not ditch you! 824 00:44:31,038 --> 00:44:33,941 Oh, yes, you did! You absolutely ditched me. We were a team. 825 00:44:34,075 --> 00:44:37,578 I was being chased by a fucking serial killer! 826 00:44:37,711 --> 00:44:41,816 I know! I also was being chased by a serial killer. 827 00:44:41,949 --> 00:44:44,752 -What the fuck does that mean? -Jay, you're tall and ripped 828 00:44:44,885 --> 00:44:47,456 and perfectly capable of defending yourself. 829 00:44:47,588 --> 00:44:49,790 Ally, I really appreciate the compliments, 830 00:44:49,924 --> 00:44:51,158 especially coming from you, 831 00:44:51,292 --> 00:44:53,160 but right now is not the time, okay? 832 00:44:53,294 --> 00:44:55,262 These muscles were not made for violence! 833 00:44:55,396 --> 00:44:56,531 They're for cuddling! 834 00:44:56,664 --> 00:44:58,099 - Okay. - Hey, we're talking here! 835 00:44:58,232 --> 00:45:00,301 Guys, this was not him. We were together all night. 836 00:45:00,435 --> 00:45:01,969 Heart Eyes was after both of us. 837 00:45:02,103 --> 00:45:05,407 Ma'am... We found this man in the park wearing this 838 00:45:06,707 --> 00:45:08,242 and in possession of this. 839 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:09,478 Come on! 840 00:45:09,610 --> 00:45:11,779 No, that's-- That's not possible. 841 00:45:11,912 --> 00:45:13,080 Jay didn't do this. 842 00:45:13,914 --> 00:45:14,915 Maybe. 843 00:45:16,317 --> 00:45:17,918 Maybe Jay wasn't acting alone. 844 00:45:18,953 --> 00:45:19,987 - What? - What? 845 00:45:20,121 --> 00:45:21,523 We're gonna have to take your 846 00:45:21,655 --> 00:45:23,624 tall, ripped friend in for questioning. 847 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,262 Oh! 848 00:45:28,395 --> 00:45:31,600 Hey, good going. Really great. 849 00:45:33,968 --> 00:45:35,570 See you at the station, I guess. 850 00:45:38,305 --> 00:45:40,274 Fuck. 851 00:45:43,310 --> 00:45:44,311 What is this? 852 00:45:45,079 --> 00:45:46,046 That's a ring. 853 00:45:47,848 --> 00:45:50,117 -Read it. -Read what? 854 00:45:50,251 --> 00:45:52,353 Let me help you out. Let me help you out. 855 00:45:52,487 --> 00:45:53,488 It says, "JS." 856 00:45:56,023 --> 00:45:58,359 -As in "Jay Simmonds." -"Jay Simmonds." 857 00:45:58,493 --> 00:46:00,428 You are really good. 858 00:46:00,562 --> 00:46:02,263 You're really good at detective work. 859 00:46:02,396 --> 00:46:03,998 That was really-- It's impressive. 860 00:46:09,003 --> 00:46:10,004 That sarcasm? 861 00:46:11,473 --> 00:46:14,576 A, I am not married. 862 00:46:14,708 --> 00:46:18,846 B, why would I leave a wedding band at the scene of the crime? 863 00:46:18,979 --> 00:46:20,047 And C, 864 00:46:20,181 --> 00:46:22,383 who gets their own initials 865 00:46:22,517 --> 00:46:24,653 engraved in their own fucking wedding band? 866 00:46:24,785 --> 00:46:25,886 Also, D, 867 00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:28,389 yes, that was sarcasm. 868 00:46:28,523 --> 00:46:30,559 -Hey, hey, hey! Hobbs. -Hey, relax. Relax! 869 00:46:30,691 --> 00:46:32,326 Take five. Go. Go. 870 00:46:33,595 --> 00:46:34,563 Cool down. 871 00:46:35,196 --> 00:46:36,163 Come on. 872 00:46:36,297 --> 00:46:37,398 Come on. 873 00:46:44,639 --> 00:46:47,174 I'm sorry. He can get a little hot under the collar. 874 00:46:47,308 --> 00:46:48,909 Yeah. No kidding. 875 00:46:49,043 --> 00:46:51,011 Do you need anything? Water, coffee? 876 00:46:51,145 --> 00:46:54,516 -I am fine, thank you very much. -Okay. 877 00:46:59,186 --> 00:47:00,187 Just you and me. 878 00:47:06,628 --> 00:47:08,563 I want you to look me in the eyes 879 00:47:09,730 --> 00:47:11,065 and tell me the truth. 880 00:47:14,703 --> 00:47:15,704 All right. 881 00:47:16,538 --> 00:47:17,938 How long have you known Ally? 882 00:47:18,072 --> 00:47:19,708 Fourteen hours. 883 00:47:21,775 --> 00:47:23,143 You seem to care about her. 884 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,215 Yeah. Maybe I do. 885 00:47:32,052 --> 00:47:34,723 But that ring. That's... It's not yours, correct? 886 00:47:34,855 --> 00:47:37,391 No. Again, I am not married. 887 00:47:38,058 --> 00:47:39,226 You're not married. 888 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,729 I mean, it's not, like, by choice or anything. 889 00:47:40,861 --> 00:47:43,230 I just haven't met the right person. 890 00:47:43,364 --> 00:47:44,432 You're telling me. 891 00:47:45,567 --> 00:47:47,935 -You're-- -Single. Shocker. 892 00:47:50,037 --> 00:47:51,005 Kind of. 893 00:47:51,939 --> 00:47:53,608 No-- You really, um... 894 00:47:57,978 --> 00:48:00,749 Okay. Um... 895 00:48:00,881 --> 00:48:03,117 Lady, I have been waiting here for over an hour. 896 00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:05,420 First of all, it's "officer." 897 00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,121 Second, I already told you 898 00:48:07,254 --> 00:48:08,822 they're interrogating the suspect. 899 00:48:08,956 --> 00:48:11,325 And I already told you they're interrogating the wrong guy. 900 00:48:11,459 --> 00:48:13,160 Can you please just go back there 901 00:48:13,294 --> 00:48:15,062 and give me some sort of information? 902 00:48:15,195 --> 00:48:17,432 Sorry, Fran. The ethernet cable was all frayed. 903 00:48:17,565 --> 00:48:20,502 -Should be working now. -Thanks, David. 904 00:48:20,635 --> 00:48:24,371 What's a five-letter word for a dog ending in H? 905 00:48:24,506 --> 00:48:25,507 Bitch? 906 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,207 Excuse me? 907 00:48:27,975 --> 00:48:28,976 Female dog. 908 00:48:31,746 --> 00:48:34,749 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 909 00:48:34,882 --> 00:48:37,752 Can you please go back there now and give me some sort of update? 910 00:48:40,287 --> 00:48:42,156 -Fine. -Thank you. 911 00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:44,759 Hey. Do we know each other? 912 00:48:45,627 --> 00:48:47,495 No, I don't think so. 913 00:48:48,395 --> 00:48:49,731 Bumble. 914 00:48:49,863 --> 00:48:52,399 Yeah, no. I'm... I'm not on the apps. 915 00:48:52,534 --> 00:48:54,736 Oh. It's a waste of time anyway. 916 00:48:54,868 --> 00:48:55,903 Hmm. 917 00:48:57,838 --> 00:49:00,475 Just shooting my shot here. Um... 918 00:49:00,608 --> 00:49:03,043 Could I take you out to coffee sometime? I'll pay for it. 919 00:49:03,177 --> 00:49:06,347 I almost got murdered tonight. 920 00:49:08,182 --> 00:49:10,618 -I am so sorry. Um... -Yeah. 921 00:49:10,752 --> 00:49:12,687 Stay safe. Have a good night. 922 00:49:12,821 --> 00:49:14,489 Thank you. 923 00:49:14,622 --> 00:49:16,957 Where the hell is everybody? 924 00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:18,626 Celebrating. 925 00:49:20,662 --> 00:49:22,029 They caught Heart Eyes. 926 00:49:33,842 --> 00:49:36,176 So, what else do you want to tell me? 927 00:49:36,310 --> 00:49:38,178 I'm not a serial killer. 928 00:49:39,346 --> 00:49:40,715 So there's that. 929 00:49:40,849 --> 00:49:44,419 Were you in Boston in February of '23 930 00:49:44,552 --> 00:49:46,654 and Philadelphia in February of '24? 931 00:49:48,322 --> 00:49:49,424 I... 932 00:49:49,557 --> 00:49:52,059 Let me rephrase. You were in Boston and Philly. 933 00:49:52,192 --> 00:49:53,561 Same dates and locations 934 00:49:53,695 --> 00:49:55,697 as HEK's two prior killing sprees. 935 00:49:57,432 --> 00:49:59,400 Jay, I got to admit... 936 00:49:59,534 --> 00:50:01,201 that doesn't look very good. 937 00:50:02,202 --> 00:50:03,904 I don't know what you want me to say. 938 00:50:04,037 --> 00:50:07,842 I'm a freelancer, so yeah, I travel for, like, work. 939 00:50:09,411 --> 00:50:11,746 Do you ever get lonely on the road? 940 00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:16,584 I like to think that I can keep myself busy. 941 00:50:16,718 --> 00:50:18,385 Yeah? How? 942 00:50:19,421 --> 00:50:20,455 How do you blow off steam 943 00:50:20,588 --> 00:50:22,791 when you're alone with your thoughts, Jay? 944 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,960 Do you go to a vineyard? 945 00:50:28,128 --> 00:50:29,296 Maybe a spa? 946 00:50:39,541 --> 00:50:40,475 Holy... Who-- 947 00:50:43,277 --> 00:50:45,480 So, for HEK to come out of the blue 948 00:50:45,613 --> 00:50:48,917 and denounce Valentine's Day and all it stands for... 949 00:50:49,049 --> 00:50:50,284 Hello? 950 00:50:50,418 --> 00:50:51,985 ...by cutting these couples down to size. 951 00:50:52,119 --> 00:50:54,489 In my professional opinion, what we have here... 952 00:50:55,590 --> 00:50:57,024 Detective. 953 00:50:57,157 --> 00:50:58,426 We got an HWW out front. 954 00:50:58,560 --> 00:50:59,828 What do you want me to do with her? 955 00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:01,094 An HWW? 956 00:51:01,228 --> 00:51:02,764 "Hysterical white woman." 957 00:51:02,897 --> 00:51:03,964 I'll handle her. 958 00:51:05,467 --> 00:51:07,034 You sit tight. 959 00:51:07,167 --> 00:51:08,870 We're not done yet. 960 00:51:10,971 --> 00:51:11,972 I'll be here. 961 00:51:12,941 --> 00:51:15,142 He just snapped. 962 00:51:15,275 --> 00:51:19,414 And he made it a point to kill again and again 963 00:51:19,547 --> 00:51:22,917 until the very concept of an entire day dedicated 964 00:51:23,050 --> 00:51:27,489 to couples and romance is eradicated. 965 00:51:27,622 --> 00:51:33,126 He sneaks into your house and waits in the dark. 966 00:51:33,260 --> 00:51:37,331 Cunning and quiet as a corpse. 967 00:51:38,867 --> 00:51:41,870 And then, when you least expect it... 968 00:51:43,771 --> 00:51:48,810 he pulls out one of the many, many, many toys 969 00:51:48,943 --> 00:51:51,345 from his tools. 970 00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:09,597 What the hell are you doing? 971 00:52:09,731 --> 00:52:10,698 God... 972 00:52:10,832 --> 00:52:12,800 bless the USA. 973 00:52:12,934 --> 00:52:13,968 -Told ya. -Yeah. 974 00:52:14,101 --> 00:52:15,068 I'm so sorry. 975 00:52:16,303 --> 00:52:18,305 -Are you letting him go? -Not yet. 976 00:52:18,439 --> 00:52:19,373 Why the hell not? 977 00:52:19,507 --> 00:52:21,241 -He's innocent. -Mm-hmm. 978 00:52:21,375 --> 00:52:22,544 Well, then tell me something. 979 00:52:22,677 --> 00:52:24,512 Why is the Heart Eyes Killer after him? 980 00:52:24,646 --> 00:52:27,214 -You're not a couple. -I don't know. 981 00:52:27,347 --> 00:52:30,718 I assume he saw us and thought we were together. 982 00:52:30,852 --> 00:52:31,853 Why? 983 00:52:33,655 --> 00:52:34,622 We... 984 00:52:36,691 --> 00:52:37,725 kissed. 985 00:52:41,194 --> 00:52:43,765 We had-- We had to kiss. 986 00:52:45,033 --> 00:52:47,869 We had to kiss because... because my ex... 987 00:52:48,836 --> 00:52:51,371 he was there, and I was jealous. 988 00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:54,509 -It's really stupid, I know. -Okay. 989 00:52:54,642 --> 00:52:55,610 I get it. 990 00:52:56,744 --> 00:52:57,745 I do. 991 00:53:01,683 --> 00:53:04,919 So you're not interested in him romantically? 992 00:53:06,119 --> 00:53:07,488 Why is that relevant? 993 00:53:08,423 --> 00:53:09,958 Just girl talk. 994 00:53:10,123 --> 00:53:11,893 I mean, he's cute, he has a... 995 00:53:12,594 --> 00:53:14,495 really good job. 996 00:53:16,196 --> 00:53:18,633 Perfect candidate for a little girl like yourself. 997 00:53:20,835 --> 00:53:22,570 A little girl like myself? 998 00:53:28,443 --> 00:53:29,644 Oh, relax. 999 00:53:29,777 --> 00:53:31,244 Probably just the breaker. 1000 00:53:31,378 --> 00:53:32,413 That's what people say 1001 00:53:32,547 --> 00:53:33,848 before they get stabbed to death. 1002 00:53:35,483 --> 00:53:36,618 How would you know? 1003 00:53:38,786 --> 00:53:39,787 Watch her. 1004 00:53:42,255 --> 00:53:43,791 No, no, no, no, no. She said to watch me. 1005 00:53:43,925 --> 00:53:45,827 Calm down, I'm just getting a flashlight. 1006 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:49,129 Little space? Any closer, you'd be inside me. 1007 00:53:49,262 --> 00:53:50,965 I'm sorry. I'm just scared. 1008 00:53:52,934 --> 00:53:55,268 No, no, no, no. Careful. He hides in closets. 1009 00:54:04,412 --> 00:54:05,880 No killers in here. 1010 00:54:50,458 --> 00:54:51,391 Help! 1011 00:54:53,861 --> 00:54:55,163 Hey! Hey! What's happening? 1012 00:54:55,295 --> 00:54:56,497 -He's here. -Who? 1013 00:54:58,499 --> 00:54:59,834 Go! Get back! Get back! 1014 00:55:07,475 --> 00:55:10,445 Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey! 1015 00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:12,180 Where are you going? Uncuff me. 1016 00:55:12,312 --> 00:55:14,281 Don't worry, lover boy. 1017 00:55:14,415 --> 00:55:16,349 I'll protect you. 1018 00:55:16,484 --> 00:55:19,219 No. No. No. 1019 00:55:27,462 --> 00:55:28,996 God! Damn it! 1020 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,669 Shaw? 1021 00:55:54,055 --> 00:55:55,056 Shaw! 1022 00:56:31,058 --> 00:56:32,894 Jay? 1023 00:56:33,027 --> 00:56:34,962 Jay! 1024 00:56:35,096 --> 00:56:36,898 Jay, can you hear me? 1025 00:56:37,031 --> 00:56:38,533 Uh, yes, yes, Ally. 1026 00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:40,701 Ally, you've gotta find the keys. 1027 00:56:40,835 --> 00:56:43,938 Uh, Hobbs has the keys, okay? You have to find Hobbs 1028 00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:47,542 'cause he locked me in here like a fucking asshole. 1029 00:56:49,677 --> 00:56:50,678 Ally? 1030 00:56:53,714 --> 00:56:54,682 Ally? 1031 00:56:58,719 --> 00:56:59,987 She ditched me. 1032 00:57:02,389 --> 00:57:03,424 That's okay. 1033 00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:06,661 Ally? 1034 00:57:25,179 --> 00:57:26,180 Hey. 1035 00:57:30,451 --> 00:57:31,452 Come on. 1036 00:57:32,019 --> 00:57:33,321 Hey, come on. 1037 00:57:33,454 --> 00:57:34,856 This is not fair! 1038 00:57:37,024 --> 00:57:38,025 Shit! 1039 00:57:47,835 --> 00:57:49,369 Die. 1040 00:57:51,305 --> 00:57:52,406 Ally! Ally! 1041 00:57:53,074 --> 00:57:54,709 Goddamn! I'm right here! 1042 00:57:56,878 --> 00:57:58,412 Jay! 1043 00:57:58,546 --> 00:57:59,547 Careful! Careful. 1044 00:58:02,483 --> 00:58:04,185 - Hi. - Hi. 1045 00:58:06,854 --> 00:58:08,155 Are you okay? 1046 00:58:09,523 --> 00:58:11,459 You're a terrible shot, by the way. 1047 00:58:11,592 --> 00:58:13,294 -Don't fucking push it, Romeo. -Ooh. 1048 00:58:16,597 --> 00:58:18,432 -No! Hey! -Ally! 1049 00:58:18,566 --> 00:58:20,568 - Stop! - No, no, no! Ally! 1050 00:58:22,003 --> 00:58:23,237 Fucking assholes! 1051 00:58:23,371 --> 00:58:24,572 You saved my life. 1052 00:58:24,705 --> 00:58:25,773 You saved mine. 1053 00:58:26,507 --> 00:58:27,508 I owed you one. 1054 00:58:32,046 --> 00:58:33,281 We're not together! 1055 00:58:33,414 --> 00:58:35,883 -Go kill somebody else! -Get up. Get up. Get up. 1056 00:58:36,017 --> 00:58:37,585 -Get up. Get up. Get up. -He's coming. He's coming. 1057 00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:47,128 Oh, fuck. Do you know what we just did? 1058 00:58:47,261 --> 00:58:49,830 Yeah. We led a couples-killing maniac to a, uh... 1059 00:58:49,964 --> 00:58:51,832 -To an all-you-can-kill buffet. -Come on. 1060 00:58:51,966 --> 00:58:53,301 A big fat lummox like you 1061 00:58:53,434 --> 00:58:54,835 hiring an aeroplane to write, 1062 00:58:54,969 --> 00:58:58,539 "Hildy, don't be hasty. Remember my dimple. Walter." 1063 00:58:58,673 --> 00:59:00,074 Delayed our divorce 20 minutes 1064 00:59:00,207 --> 00:59:01,909 while the judge went out to watch it. 1065 00:59:06,747 --> 00:59:07,915 Are you kidding me? 1066 00:59:09,850 --> 00:59:11,819 Oh, shit! 1067 00:59:20,661 --> 00:59:22,129 Yo, that costume is dope. 1068 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:26,934 I don't like that. 1069 00:59:29,971 --> 00:59:31,505 That's not him, right? 1070 00:59:32,873 --> 00:59:33,941 What the fuck? 1071 00:59:34,075 --> 00:59:35,009 It is him! 1072 00:59:35,142 --> 00:59:36,577 Was it my fault? 1073 00:59:36,711 --> 00:59:38,846 Did I know that coal mine was gonna have another cave-in? 1074 00:59:38,980 --> 00:59:42,016 I intended to be with you on our honeymoon, Hildy. 1075 00:59:42,149 --> 00:59:43,517 'Sup, man? 1076 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,388 I spent two weeks in a coal mine 1077 00:59:47,521 --> 00:59:48,656 with John Kruptzky. 1078 00:59:48,789 --> 00:59:50,124 You don't deny that, do you, Walter? 1079 00:59:50,257 --> 00:59:51,426 Deny it? I'm proud of it. 1080 00:59:51,559 --> 00:59:53,027 We beat the whole country on that story. 1081 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,129 Suppose we did. That isn't what I got married for! 1082 00:59:55,262 --> 00:59:56,230 Excuse us. 1083 00:59:57,765 --> 00:59:58,799 What a creep. 1084 01:00:03,938 --> 01:00:04,872 Left. Left. 1085 01:00:05,006 --> 01:00:07,041 No. Right. Go. Go, go, go. 1086 01:00:08,142 --> 01:00:09,143 Turn. 1087 01:00:11,679 --> 01:00:12,680 In here. 1088 01:00:26,495 --> 01:00:27,928 Hmm? 1089 01:00:28,062 --> 01:00:30,432 Put a fucking shirt on. There's a killer after us. 1090 01:00:30,564 --> 01:00:32,967 Mm. Oh, what is it? 1091 01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:35,169 The Heart Eyes Killer. 1092 01:00:35,302 --> 01:00:37,838 He's out there right now. We need to be quiet. 1093 01:00:37,972 --> 01:00:41,242 Oh! Dude, that's so hot. Fuck. 1094 01:00:41,375 --> 01:00:43,377 - We love role-play. - Yeah. 1095 01:00:43,512 --> 01:00:45,846 - Oh, my God. He's coming. - We're so dead. 1096 01:00:45,980 --> 01:00:47,848 Oh, he's so scary and big. 1097 01:00:47,982 --> 01:00:49,350 - We can't stay here. - No. 1098 01:00:53,522 --> 01:00:55,022 -... without shuddering. -Walter... 1099 01:00:55,156 --> 01:00:56,724 I made a great reporter out of you, Hilby. 1100 01:00:56,857 --> 01:00:58,859 You won't be half as good on another paper. You know it. 1101 01:00:58,993 --> 01:01:00,261 We're a team. 1102 01:01:00,394 --> 01:01:02,029 You need me, I need you, the paper needs us! 1103 01:01:02,163 --> 01:01:03,432 Sold, American! 1104 01:01:04,765 --> 01:01:06,233 It just didn't work out, Walter. 1105 01:01:06,367 --> 01:01:08,035 Oh, fuck. 1106 01:01:09,904 --> 01:01:11,705 Maybe we lay low for a little bit. 1107 01:01:11,839 --> 01:01:12,840 Yeah. 1108 01:01:12,973 --> 01:01:14,409 I wasn't satisfied. 1109 01:01:14,543 --> 01:01:15,910 I suppose I proposed to you? 1110 01:01:16,043 --> 01:01:17,178 You practically did. 1111 01:01:17,311 --> 01:01:19,146 Making goo-goo eyes at me for two years. 1112 01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,115 "Oh, Walter." And I still... 1113 01:01:21,248 --> 01:01:23,150 I actually kind of like this movie. 1114 01:01:23,284 --> 01:01:25,086 Yeah, you like that? 1115 01:01:25,219 --> 01:01:26,821 -Yeah. -Really? 1116 01:01:28,956 --> 01:01:30,559 Yeah. Are you surprised? 1117 01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:34,361 Little bit, yeah. 1118 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,302 I did ditch you. 1119 01:01:43,070 --> 01:01:44,905 N-No. Ditch me? 1120 01:01:46,273 --> 01:01:49,009 It's what I'm best at. 1121 01:01:49,143 --> 01:01:51,345 -Ditching people? -Running. 1122 01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,647 Hey, I was holding my own. You didn't see me? 1123 01:01:53,781 --> 01:01:56,485 He was shaking in his little leather boots. 1124 01:02:00,555 --> 01:02:02,990 Jay, I wasn't entirely honest at dinner. 1125 01:02:04,459 --> 01:02:06,393 My parents had this, like... 1126 01:02:07,928 --> 01:02:09,630 storybook romance. 1127 01:02:11,232 --> 01:02:12,967 They were literally perfect together. 1128 01:02:16,438 --> 01:02:18,239 And then my dad died. 1129 01:02:21,576 --> 01:02:23,612 I don't think my mom ever fully recovered. 1130 01:02:27,348 --> 01:02:28,349 I'm sorry. 1131 01:02:31,852 --> 01:02:33,187 You know, when I was a kid, 1132 01:02:34,321 --> 01:02:38,493 my parents just... hated each other. 1133 01:02:38,627 --> 01:02:41,762 I mean, they fought... all the time. 1134 01:02:43,431 --> 01:02:44,698 I think that... 1135 01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:47,334 is why I'm just this... 1136 01:02:49,170 --> 01:02:50,639 hapless romantic. 1137 01:02:51,939 --> 01:02:55,410 Just putting every girl I fall for on a pedestal, 1138 01:02:55,544 --> 01:02:58,480 only to have my heart broken over... 1139 01:02:58,613 --> 01:03:00,214 - More. - and over... 1140 01:03:00,347 --> 01:03:01,382 More? 1141 01:03:01,516 --> 01:03:02,551 ...and over. 1142 01:03:04,318 --> 01:03:05,487 Keep going. 1143 01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:07,688 All because they... 1144 01:03:09,123 --> 01:03:12,226 They just can't... breathe... 1145 01:03:12,359 --> 01:03:14,195 ...my suffocating attempt 1146 01:03:15,530 --> 01:03:18,232 to prove Mom and Dad wrong. 1147 01:03:23,505 --> 01:03:24,573 You know, I think... 1148 01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:29,210 I think tonight should've been, like, 1149 01:03:29,343 --> 01:03:30,945 the worst night of my life. 1150 01:03:35,216 --> 01:03:36,217 But it isn't. 1151 01:03:41,355 --> 01:03:42,356 Ditto. 1152 01:03:45,059 --> 01:03:47,161 - Baby, you're so wet. - Mm-hmm. 1153 01:03:52,833 --> 01:03:55,135 God, you're so hard! 1154 01:03:55,269 --> 01:03:56,471 Ow! 1155 01:03:59,907 --> 01:04:01,208 At least they're having fun. 1156 01:04:01,342 --> 01:04:03,478 Oh, shit! 1157 01:04:03,612 --> 01:04:05,746 It's kinda loud. 1158 01:04:07,881 --> 01:04:09,049 Yeah, it's too loud. 1159 01:04:09,183 --> 01:04:11,118 -Hey! Shh! -Shut the fuck up! Shh! 1160 01:04:11,252 --> 01:04:14,088 -Shut up! Shut the fuck up. -Quiet down! 1161 01:04:14,221 --> 01:04:16,390 - Samm! I'm coming! - Oh, God! 1162 01:04:16,524 --> 01:04:17,559 - Oh, I'm coming! - Guys! 1163 01:04:17,692 --> 01:04:18,727 Shut up! Shut up! 1164 01:04:40,948 --> 01:04:44,285 Holy shit. Someone call 911! 1165 01:04:49,390 --> 01:04:50,391 Fuck! 1166 01:04:57,131 --> 01:04:58,165 Please, no! 1167 01:05:37,871 --> 01:05:39,340 What are you-- Hey, Ally. 1168 01:05:39,474 --> 01:05:40,841 -What are you doing? -Wait. 1169 01:05:40,974 --> 01:05:42,777 Wait for what? He's gonna kill us. 1170 01:05:43,645 --> 01:05:45,212 And if he doesn't kill us, 1171 01:05:46,113 --> 01:05:47,816 he's gonna keep killing people. 1172 01:05:47,948 --> 01:05:49,149 We brought him here, 1173 01:05:50,752 --> 01:05:52,152 we end it here. 1174 01:05:52,286 --> 01:05:54,388 - We-- - Come on. 1175 01:05:54,522 --> 01:05:56,023 I thought we were a team. 1176 01:06:13,307 --> 01:06:16,811 ♪ Babe, I love you so ♪ 1177 01:06:19,213 --> 01:06:21,483 ♪ I want you to know ♪ 1178 01:06:22,983 --> 01:06:26,621 ♪ That I'm gonna miss your love ♪ 1179 01:06:27,955 --> 01:06:31,793 ♪ The minute you walk out that door ♪ 1180 01:06:31,959 --> 01:06:33,060 ♪ So please don't... ♪ 1181 01:06:38,198 --> 01:06:39,900 Hey, Fuck Eyes! 1182 01:06:43,405 --> 01:06:44,439 Wait, wait, wait. 1183 01:06:45,372 --> 01:06:46,373 We need a weapon. 1184 01:06:47,509 --> 01:06:48,510 I have this. 1185 01:06:49,376 --> 01:06:51,078 That is not a weapon. 1186 01:06:53,914 --> 01:06:54,948 That could work. 1187 01:07:01,355 --> 01:07:03,758 -I don't think I can do that. -What? Hey... 1188 01:07:03,892 --> 01:07:04,893 Yes, you can. 1189 01:07:05,926 --> 01:07:06,927 Come on. 1190 01:07:24,344 --> 01:07:25,312 Run! 1191 01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:29,884 Ally! 1192 01:08:03,183 --> 01:08:04,351 Oh, shit! 1193 01:08:19,834 --> 01:08:21,335 Thanks a lot, Jay. 1194 01:08:21,769 --> 01:08:22,704 What? 1195 01:08:24,104 --> 01:08:25,540 You got it in my mouth. 1196 01:08:25,673 --> 01:08:26,941 I just saved your life. 1197 01:08:27,074 --> 01:08:28,776 Oh, my God. I think I'm gonna be sick. 1198 01:08:28,910 --> 01:08:30,712 No. Hey. 1199 01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:31,880 Oh, no, no, no. 1200 01:08:40,220 --> 01:08:42,222 I told you I was not good with blood. 1201 01:08:42,356 --> 01:08:43,491 Yeah, no kidding. 1202 01:09:03,811 --> 01:09:05,413 Uh, who the fuck is that? 1203 01:09:06,481 --> 01:09:07,749 I have no idea. 1204 01:09:13,988 --> 01:09:15,523 He's lost a lot of blood here. 1205 01:09:16,891 --> 01:09:18,826 Do you have an ID on the victim? 1206 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,829 You two, you're gonna be famous. 1207 01:09:21,963 --> 01:09:24,532 The couple that stopped Heart Eyes. I... 1208 01:09:27,702 --> 01:09:29,437 It's very cute. 1209 01:09:29,571 --> 01:09:30,905 Thank you. Thank you. 1210 01:09:31,039 --> 01:09:32,172 Thank you. 1211 01:09:33,373 --> 01:09:34,842 I'm gonna leave you alone now. 1212 01:09:42,382 --> 01:09:43,751 Shot in the dark here. 1213 01:09:45,185 --> 01:09:46,421 Wanna come back to my hotel 1214 01:09:46,554 --> 01:09:49,089 and try and crack this campaign before my flight? 1215 01:09:51,258 --> 01:09:53,561 Just actually eat some dinner. 1216 01:09:53,695 --> 01:09:55,496 Order a whole bunch of room service. 1217 01:09:58,466 --> 01:09:59,634 Um... 1218 01:10:01,134 --> 01:10:03,270 Jay, I can't. 1219 01:10:11,278 --> 01:10:12,312 Hey, you two. 1220 01:10:15,950 --> 01:10:18,953 Just wanted to make sure you both got home safe. 1221 01:10:19,087 --> 01:10:20,888 Either of you need a lift? 1222 01:10:21,022 --> 01:10:23,658 Um... actually... 1223 01:10:25,593 --> 01:10:27,495 I don't suppose you have a phone, 1224 01:10:27,629 --> 01:10:28,896 just so I can call a cab? 1225 01:10:29,030 --> 01:10:30,999 No, don't be silly. I'll give you a ride home. 1226 01:10:31,131 --> 01:10:32,734 Least I can do. 1227 01:10:32,867 --> 01:10:34,836 Your chariot awaits. 1228 01:10:34,969 --> 01:10:36,671 Okay. 1229 01:10:41,776 --> 01:10:42,877 Work call later? 1230 01:10:45,312 --> 01:10:46,481 Sounds like a plan. 1231 01:10:50,518 --> 01:10:52,820 Hey, uh, does anyone have a pen? 1232 01:10:52,954 --> 01:10:54,354 - I got you, dude. - Okay. 1233 01:10:56,791 --> 01:10:57,792 Can I see that? 1234 01:11:05,433 --> 01:11:06,834 That's me. 1235 01:11:10,337 --> 01:11:11,773 Your chariot awaits. 1236 01:11:21,416 --> 01:11:22,784 She's not my type. 1237 01:11:41,002 --> 01:11:43,203 Hey, um, I got another call, 1238 01:11:43,336 --> 01:11:45,338 so I'm just gonna have to take that 1239 01:11:45,473 --> 01:11:48,543 -and that too. -Uh... 1240 01:11:48,676 --> 01:11:50,545 ♪ This year's love ♪ 1241 01:11:50,678 --> 01:11:52,013 ♪ Had better last ♪ 1242 01:11:52,847 --> 01:11:54,415 ♪ Heaven knows ♪ 1243 01:11:54,549 --> 01:11:57,018 ♪ It's high time ♪ 1244 01:11:57,151 --> 01:11:59,120 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 1245 01:11:59,252 --> 01:12:00,588 ♪ On my own ♪ 1246 01:12:00,722 --> 01:12:02,289 Hey, do you need a ride? 1247 01:12:02,423 --> 01:12:03,958 ♪ Too long ♪ 1248 01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:09,931 ♪ And when you hold me like you do ♪ 1249 01:12:10,064 --> 01:12:13,434 ♪ It feels so right, oh, now ♪ 1250 01:12:14,502 --> 01:12:16,704 ♪ I start to forget ♪ 1251 01:12:16,838 --> 01:12:21,241 ♪ How my heart gets torn ♪ 1252 01:12:21,374 --> 01:12:25,680 ♪ When that hurt gets thrown ♪ 1253 01:12:25,813 --> 01:12:30,017 ♪ Feeling like you can't go on ♪ 1254 01:12:39,093 --> 01:12:40,094 Hey. 1255 01:12:40,228 --> 01:12:41,229 Um, do you have 1256 01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:42,497 something you wanna tell me? 1257 01:12:42,630 --> 01:12:43,931 Oh, you're never gonna believe what happened. 1258 01:12:44,065 --> 01:12:45,566 Hello? Heart Eyes? Are you kidding me? 1259 01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:46,834 But wait, are you okay? 1260 01:12:46,968 --> 01:12:48,236 Tell me the truth. Do you need to come over? 1261 01:12:48,368 --> 01:12:49,670 You can sleep in Arthur's panic room. 1262 01:12:51,906 --> 01:12:53,608 No, I hate this feeling. 1263 01:12:54,542 --> 01:12:55,510 What feeling? 1264 01:12:57,245 --> 01:12:58,412 Liking someone. 1265 01:12:59,580 --> 01:13:01,015 God, I fucked up. 1266 01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:03,151 I fucked up, Mon. 1267 01:13:03,283 --> 01:13:05,419 I met a really, really great guy, 1268 01:13:05,553 --> 01:13:06,621 and now he's gone. 1269 01:13:09,624 --> 01:13:10,625 Where is he? 1270 01:13:11,259 --> 01:13:12,527 At the airport. 1271 01:13:12,660 --> 01:13:14,762 Oh. Okay, great. He's at the airport. Go get him. 1272 01:13:14,896 --> 01:13:16,130 Mon, I-- 1273 01:13:16,264 --> 01:13:19,167 Hey, Ally. Ally, listen to me. 1274 01:13:19,299 --> 01:13:20,735 You deserve to be happy. 1275 01:13:20,868 --> 01:13:22,904 You deserve to have someone love you 1276 01:13:23,037 --> 01:13:26,974 for the beautiful, neurotic mess that you are. 1277 01:13:27,108 --> 01:13:29,110 I mean, you can be so clueless sometimes. 1278 01:13:29,243 --> 01:13:31,612 It's one of the ten things I hate about you, honestly. 1279 01:13:31,746 --> 01:13:34,282 You can't let Jay go off to his best friend's wedding 1280 01:13:34,415 --> 01:13:35,917 and hook up with a bunch of bridesmaids 1281 01:13:36,050 --> 01:13:37,852 and move to Notting Hill. No. 1282 01:13:37,985 --> 01:13:39,854 This is love, mama. 1283 01:13:39,987 --> 01:13:42,490 Some kind of wonderful, 1284 01:13:42,623 --> 01:13:45,860 crazy, stupid love, actually. 1285 01:13:48,129 --> 01:13:50,665 Go get him. Go get that beautiful, melanin man. 1286 01:13:50,798 --> 01:13:52,033 -Okay! -He's gorgeous! 1287 01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:54,001 -Oh, my God. Okay, -Ally, go get him right now! 1288 01:13:54,135 --> 01:13:56,037 -I'm going. -I love you! You're beautiful! 1289 01:13:58,439 --> 01:14:00,675 This is your final call for all passengers 1290 01:14:00,808 --> 01:14:03,211 on flight 403 to Boston. 1291 01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:07,248 Thank you. 1292 01:14:08,516 --> 01:14:09,851 Jay? 1293 01:14:09,984 --> 01:14:11,085 Please have your boarding pass... 1294 01:14:11,219 --> 01:14:12,854 -Jay! -...and identification ready. 1295 01:14:12,987 --> 01:14:13,988 Thank you. 1296 01:14:18,025 --> 01:14:18,993 Jay? 1297 01:14:21,429 --> 01:14:22,730 - Jay! - Fuck! 1298 01:14:22,864 --> 01:14:23,865 Sorry. 1299 01:14:27,168 --> 01:14:28,169 Jay! 1300 01:14:31,272 --> 01:14:32,540 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 1301 01:14:32,673 --> 01:14:34,675 I thought you were somebody else. 1302 01:14:34,809 --> 01:14:35,810 Paging passengers 1303 01:14:35,943 --> 01:14:37,144 Mr. and Mrs. Jones 1304 01:14:37,278 --> 01:14:38,378 flying to Denver... 1305 01:14:38,512 --> 01:14:39,881 -Sorry. -...on flight 273. 1306 01:14:40,014 --> 01:14:42,382 Your flight is boarded and ready for departure. 1307 01:14:42,516 --> 01:14:44,552 Please make your way... 1308 01:14:44,685 --> 01:14:46,320 ...to gate lounge 11 immediately. 1309 01:14:46,454 --> 01:14:47,421 Hello? 1310 01:14:47,555 --> 01:14:48,522 Roses are red, 1311 01:14:48,656 --> 01:14:50,558 violets are black. 1312 01:14:50,691 --> 01:14:52,193 Guess who's with me 1313 01:14:52,326 --> 01:14:54,295 and not coming back? 1314 01:14:54,428 --> 01:14:55,429 Who is this? 1315 01:14:56,998 --> 01:14:58,232 We've met before. 1316 01:14:58,733 --> 01:14:59,867 Forget me not. 1317 01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:01,802 Ally! Ally! No! 1318 01:15:01,936 --> 01:15:03,871 Don't-- Do not-- 1319 01:15:04,005 --> 01:15:05,606 St. Valentine's Chapel. 1320 01:15:06,374 --> 01:15:08,242 Come alone or he dies. 1321 01:15:08,376 --> 01:15:09,810 Okay. 1322 01:15:09,944 --> 01:15:13,047 Call for help, he dies. 1323 01:15:13,180 --> 01:15:14,782 Okay. Just please don't hurt him. 1324 01:15:14,916 --> 01:15:18,152 That's up to you, sweetheart. 1325 01:16:03,097 --> 01:16:05,533 They say love is blind 1326 01:16:06,334 --> 01:16:08,936 and lovers cannot see, 1327 01:16:11,906 --> 01:16:16,143 the pretty follies that they themselves commit. 1328 01:16:17,979 --> 01:16:21,148 But love isn't blind... 1329 01:16:29,390 --> 01:16:30,358 Is it? 1330 01:16:31,625 --> 01:16:32,760 Wait, you're-- 1331 01:16:34,095 --> 01:16:35,096 It's me. 1332 01:16:37,432 --> 01:16:38,433 David. 1333 01:16:43,337 --> 01:16:44,473 The IT guy. 1334 01:16:45,773 --> 01:16:47,842 Wait, who the fuck did we kill then? 1335 01:16:48,410 --> 01:16:50,611 Eli. 1336 01:16:50,745 --> 01:16:53,214 Poor, stupid Eli. 1337 01:16:53,347 --> 01:16:54,849 You guys were a couple? 1338 01:16:54,982 --> 01:16:56,851 Couple? No. No. 1339 01:16:58,719 --> 01:16:59,720 Throuple. 1340 01:17:03,524 --> 01:17:06,227 Love looks with eyes wide open. 1341 01:17:08,029 --> 01:17:10,432 Seeking what the heart desires the most. 1342 01:17:12,366 --> 01:17:13,367 A partner. 1343 01:17:14,835 --> 01:17:16,370 Its true companion. 1344 01:17:21,809 --> 01:17:24,479 I found mine ten years ago in a chat room. 1345 01:17:26,147 --> 01:17:27,482 David saw me. 1346 01:17:27,615 --> 01:17:29,183 He understood me 1347 01:17:29,316 --> 01:17:31,018 and I understood him. 1348 01:17:37,792 --> 01:17:40,529 We got married here. 1349 01:17:40,661 --> 01:17:43,197 You know, I didn't really take you for the religious type. 1350 01:17:44,499 --> 01:17:47,401 No. We just like the story. 1351 01:17:50,571 --> 01:17:52,039 Saint Valentine... 1352 01:17:54,742 --> 01:17:55,976 ...was beheaded. 1353 01:17:59,346 --> 01:18:01,382 You murdered innocent people. 1354 01:18:02,850 --> 01:18:04,553 -Share what you love. -Share what you love. 1355 01:18:04,685 --> 01:18:06,987 Mm. 1356 01:18:07,121 --> 01:18:10,224 And we love hunting, killing... 1357 01:18:11,426 --> 01:18:12,527 Deceit. 1358 01:18:13,394 --> 01:18:15,430 Taking turns on our victims. 1359 01:18:17,064 --> 01:18:18,332 Murdering couples. 1360 01:18:21,936 --> 01:18:23,404 - It's our kink. - It's our kink. 1361 01:18:24,772 --> 01:18:26,373 Everybody's got a fetish. 1362 01:18:31,712 --> 01:18:34,315 Well, too bad we wasted your boyfriend at the drive-in. 1363 01:18:34,449 --> 01:18:35,584 Oh, God. 1364 01:18:35,716 --> 01:18:37,586 He wasn't our boyfriend. 1365 01:18:37,718 --> 01:18:40,654 No, Eli was just a stupid fanboy. 1366 01:18:40,788 --> 01:18:42,323 He was obsessed with us. 1367 01:18:42,457 --> 01:18:43,592 He was obsessed with me. 1368 01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:45,326 Yeah. Learned a lot from me. 1369 01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:47,328 It just got messy. 1370 01:18:47,462 --> 01:18:49,096 Fuck! 1371 01:18:49,230 --> 01:18:50,798 I almost got you at home. 1372 01:18:50,931 --> 01:18:53,634 Go, go, go, go! 1373 01:18:53,767 --> 01:18:55,302 -I killed your driver. -...lovebirds. 1374 01:18:55,437 --> 01:18:57,171 No, no, no, you've got the wrong people! 1375 01:18:57,304 --> 01:18:58,806 Hey, what are you doing? 1376 01:18:58,939 --> 01:19:01,809 And I had a blast wasting those vile dickheads at the winery. 1377 01:19:04,145 --> 01:19:06,113 Ooh, that reminds me. 1378 01:19:06,981 --> 01:19:08,617 -Oh. -Found this. 1379 01:19:08,749 --> 01:19:12,353 God, you're the fucking best. 1380 01:19:12,487 --> 01:19:13,854 Isn't she the fucking best? 1381 01:19:13,988 --> 01:19:14,955 Yeah, I know. 1382 01:19:15,089 --> 01:19:17,224 And as luck would have it, 1383 01:19:17,358 --> 01:19:19,059 your initials match. 1384 01:19:19,193 --> 01:19:22,129 J. Shaw. 1385 01:19:22,263 --> 01:19:25,166 Jeanine Shaw, bitch. 1386 01:19:26,434 --> 01:19:28,702 Why us? We're not even a couple. 1387 01:19:28,836 --> 01:19:31,138 Just let him go! Let him go! 1388 01:19:31,272 --> 01:19:33,207 Truth be told, 1389 01:19:33,340 --> 01:19:35,843 we were gonna kill the other couple at the restaurant. 1390 01:19:37,311 --> 01:19:38,312 But then... 1391 01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:42,183 -we saw that kiss. -Oh, that kiss! God! 1392 01:19:42,316 --> 01:19:45,986 Your chemistry is undeniable. 1393 01:20:00,801 --> 01:20:03,871 Well, I didn't know that murder was a love language. 1394 01:20:04,004 --> 01:20:05,005 Try it. 1395 01:20:05,839 --> 01:20:07,341 Maybe you'll like it. 1396 01:20:12,713 --> 01:20:13,914 Pick it up. 1397 01:20:15,849 --> 01:20:16,850 Pick it up. 1398 01:20:18,018 --> 01:20:20,020 There's a single bullet in that chamber 1399 01:20:20,154 --> 01:20:22,557 with one single choice, him or you. 1400 01:20:32,032 --> 01:20:33,602 We may have mistaken you for lovers 1401 01:20:33,734 --> 01:20:37,104 at the beginning of the night, but can you prove us right? 1402 01:20:37,238 --> 01:20:39,039 Could you save his life with yours, 1403 01:20:39,173 --> 01:20:42,444 thus proving that love really does conquer all? 1404 01:20:44,345 --> 01:20:46,847 If you don't love him, kill him. 1405 01:20:48,215 --> 01:20:49,551 And you're free to go. 1406 01:20:53,354 --> 01:20:54,355 Wow. 1407 01:20:57,057 --> 01:20:59,728 You know, your dedication is impressive. 1408 01:21:02,530 --> 01:21:03,897 It's twisted as fuck, but-- 1409 01:21:09,403 --> 01:21:10,572 Jay. 1410 01:21:13,642 --> 01:21:16,844 I've spent so long running from love. 1411 01:21:19,447 --> 01:21:21,348 Convinced it would destroy me. 1412 01:21:29,123 --> 01:21:30,858 I don't wanna be that person anymore. 1413 01:21:35,796 --> 01:21:37,599 I want the storybook thing. 1414 01:21:44,706 --> 01:21:47,241 It was just one single night... 1415 01:21:51,378 --> 01:21:53,147 but I fell hard for you, Jay. 1416 01:22:02,557 --> 01:22:03,857 No, no, no. 1417 01:22:03,991 --> 01:22:05,694 No, no, no. Don't do that. 1418 01:22:05,826 --> 01:22:07,629 No! No, hey. 1419 01:22:07,762 --> 01:22:09,330 Hey. Hey, no. 1420 01:22:09,464 --> 01:22:11,733 -No, no! Ally! -Forgive me. 1421 01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:21,875 Huh? 1422 01:22:23,210 --> 01:22:25,179 Baby, no! 1423 01:22:25,312 --> 01:22:26,914 - Come on. - Oh, you shot me. 1424 01:22:27,047 --> 01:22:28,916 Sorry, I overcorrected. 1425 01:22:29,049 --> 01:22:31,185 That's a lucky fucking shot. 1426 01:22:38,292 --> 01:22:39,360 Ally? 1427 01:22:39,494 --> 01:22:40,829 Did you mean what you said? 1428 01:22:41,696 --> 01:22:43,498 Come on. 1429 01:22:43,631 --> 01:22:44,898 Pookie. 1430 01:22:45,767 --> 01:22:47,167 Chop that pretty boy up. 1431 01:22:47,301 --> 01:22:48,803 I'm gonna have fun with this one. 1432 01:22:48,936 --> 01:22:51,038 - No. No. - Oh, yes, Mommy. 1433 01:22:51,171 --> 01:22:52,574 No! No! 1434 01:22:52,707 --> 01:22:54,174 Don't you fucking touch him! No! 1435 01:22:54,308 --> 01:22:56,411 No! 1436 01:22:57,111 --> 01:22:58,045 No! 1437 01:23:02,182 --> 01:23:03,917 You shouldn't have shot me, bitch. 1438 01:23:13,561 --> 01:23:14,629 Hey, hey, come on. 1439 01:23:15,764 --> 01:23:16,930 Look at her go. 1440 01:23:20,702 --> 01:23:22,637 Oh, you don't wanna miss this, do you? 1441 01:23:23,505 --> 01:23:24,972 Isn't she perfect? 1442 01:23:25,105 --> 01:23:26,273 You talk too much. 1443 01:23:43,390 --> 01:23:44,893 I'm gonna fucking kill you both. 1444 01:23:59,841 --> 01:24:01,041 You watching, Jay? 1445 01:24:02,410 --> 01:24:04,144 I want you to see her die. 1446 01:24:09,717 --> 01:24:11,786 Love hurts, bitch. 1447 01:25:35,068 --> 01:25:36,604 Your day fucking sucks. 1448 01:25:41,241 --> 01:25:42,242 Jay. 1449 01:25:43,110 --> 01:25:44,211 Jay. Hey. 1450 01:25:44,979 --> 01:25:45,980 Hey. 1451 01:25:46,814 --> 01:25:48,048 Hi, you. 1452 01:25:48,181 --> 01:25:49,383 Hey. 1453 01:25:54,288 --> 01:25:56,591 I think you got over your fear of blood. 1454 01:25:58,125 --> 01:26:00,160 I'm gonna kill you. 1455 01:26:00,294 --> 01:26:02,362 I'll fucking kill you. 1456 01:26:02,497 --> 01:26:04,164 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 1457 01:26:17,679 --> 01:26:18,746 Planet saved. 1458 01:26:20,915 --> 01:26:22,584 Planet saved. 1459 01:26:48,042 --> 01:26:50,812 Now, if you told me that, a year ago, 1460 01:26:50,945 --> 01:26:54,782 I'd be drinking to the highest recorded sales 1461 01:26:54,916 --> 01:26:56,884 in Crystal Cane history, I'd say, 1462 01:26:57,018 --> 01:26:59,621 "Y'all just a lying sack of hot trash." 1463 01:26:59,754 --> 01:27:02,457 But... here we are. 1464 01:27:02,590 --> 01:27:03,825 Whoo! 1465 01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:07,361 And it's all thanks to these two marketing mavens. 1466 01:27:10,965 --> 01:27:13,001 Right here. These two. 1467 01:27:14,068 --> 01:27:15,937 Now, Ally. I am, 1468 01:27:16,070 --> 01:27:17,672 believe it or not, mildly devastated 1469 01:27:17,805 --> 01:27:19,841 that this is your last day. 1470 01:27:19,974 --> 01:27:22,777 But I am proud of you for going, pursuing your dreams, 1471 01:27:22,910 --> 01:27:24,545 going back to doctor school. 1472 01:27:24,679 --> 01:27:27,015 All told, I hope that you're better with a needle 1473 01:27:27,147 --> 01:27:28,650 than you are with a pitch deck! 1474 01:27:31,486 --> 01:27:32,720 To success! 1475 01:27:32,854 --> 01:27:34,622 - To success! - To success. 1476 01:27:34,756 --> 01:27:35,723 Wait. 1477 01:27:37,357 --> 01:27:38,358 To love. 1478 01:27:45,466 --> 01:27:46,467 Hey, baby. 1479 01:27:47,035 --> 01:27:48,301 Hi. 1480 01:27:48,436 --> 01:27:50,004 What did I miss? 1481 01:27:50,138 --> 01:27:52,172 Hey, do you think it's weird having a date here 1482 01:27:52,305 --> 01:27:53,975 after everything that happened? 1483 01:27:54,108 --> 01:27:56,144 Nope. Not to me. 1484 01:27:56,276 --> 01:27:58,980 This is where I realized I was in love with you. 1485 01:27:59,113 --> 01:28:01,381 So, feels symbolic. 1486 01:28:01,516 --> 01:28:03,551 Okay. Symbolic? 1487 01:28:03,685 --> 01:28:04,952 You think it's symb-- 1488 01:28:06,154 --> 01:28:08,790 Listen, don't freak out. Don't freak out. 1489 01:28:08,923 --> 01:28:11,291 I know stuff like this can freak you out, but... 1490 01:28:14,128 --> 01:28:16,196 Ally, this has been the best year of my life. 1491 01:28:18,499 --> 01:28:19,500 So... 1492 01:28:21,502 --> 01:28:23,004 will you move in with me? 1493 01:28:32,312 --> 01:28:33,280 Jay, I-- 1494 01:28:35,416 --> 01:28:36,617 I don't know what to say. 1495 01:28:37,985 --> 01:28:40,688 Yeah, no. I know where that's going. 1496 01:28:40,822 --> 01:28:42,056 -It's okay. -No, I-- 1497 01:28:42,190 --> 01:28:43,791 I don't want a key. 1498 01:28:46,027 --> 01:28:47,028 I don't want a key. 1499 01:28:51,466 --> 01:28:52,433 I want you. 1500 01:29:06,346 --> 01:29:07,582 Jay Simmonds... 1501 01:29:10,418 --> 01:29:11,552 will you marry me? 1502 01:29:22,964 --> 01:29:23,965 Yes. 1503 01:29:24,932 --> 01:29:26,467 -Yes? -Yes. Yes. 1504 01:29:26,601 --> 01:29:30,071 A million fucking times, yes. 1505 01:29:37,178 --> 01:29:41,415 ♪ I need love, love to ease my mind ♪ 1506 01:29:41,549 --> 01:29:43,785 ♪ I need to find, find ♪ 1507 01:29:43,918 --> 01:29:45,753 ♪ Someone to call mine ♪ 1508 01:29:45,887 --> 01:29:48,856 ♪ But Mama said you can't hurry love ♪ 1509 01:29:48,990 --> 01:29:51,526 ♪ No, you just have to wait ♪ 1510 01:29:51,659 --> 01:29:54,796 ♪ She said love don't come easy ♪ 1511 01:29:54,929 --> 01:29:57,330 ♪ It's a game of give and take ♪ 1512 01:29:57,465 --> 01:29:58,833 ♪ You can't hurry love ♪ 1513 01:29:58,966 --> 01:30:01,602 ♪ No, you just have to wait ♪ 1514 01:30:01,736 --> 01:30:04,438 ♪ You gotta trust give it time ♪ 1515 01:30:04,572 --> 01:30:06,941 ♪ No matter how long it takes ♪ 1516 01:30:07,074 --> 01:30:11,179 ♪ But how many heartaches must I stand ♪ 1517 01:30:11,311 --> 01:30:13,748 ♪ Before I find a love ♪ 1518 01:30:13,881 --> 01:30:16,150 ♪ To let me live again? ♪ 1519 01:30:16,284 --> 01:30:18,686 ♪ Right now the only thing ♪ 1520 01:30:18,820 --> 01:30:21,422 ♪ That keeps me hanging on ♪ 1521 01:30:21,556 --> 01:30:23,991 ♪ When I feel my strength ♪ 1522 01:30:24,125 --> 01:30:25,726 ♪ Yeah, it's almost gone ♪ 1523 01:30:25,860 --> 01:30:28,129 -♪ I remember Mama said ♪ -♪ You can't hurry love ♪ 1524 01:30:28,262 --> 01:30:31,398 ♪ No, you just have to wait ♪ 1525 01:30:31,532 --> 01:30:34,669 ♪ She said love don't come easy ♪ 1526 01:30:34,802 --> 01:30:36,838 ♪ It's a game of give and take ♪ 1527 01:30:36,971 --> 01:30:38,706 ♪ How long must I wait? ♪ 1528 01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:41,542 ♪ How much more can I take ♪ 1529 01:30:41,676 --> 01:30:44,245 ♪ Before loneliness ♪ 1530 01:30:44,377 --> 01:30:46,914 ♪ Will cause my heart heart to break? ♪ 1531 01:30:47,048 --> 01:30:48,583 ♪ No, I can't bear ♪ 1532 01:30:48,716 --> 01:30:50,985 ♪ To live my life alone ♪ 1533 01:30:51,118 --> 01:30:54,222 ♪ I grow impatient for a love ♪ 1534 01:30:54,354 --> 01:30:56,157 ♪ To call my own ♪ 1535 01:30:56,290 --> 01:30:58,492 ♪ But when I feel that I ♪ 1536 01:30:58,626 --> 01:31:01,729 ♪ I can't go on ♪ 1537 01:31:01,863 --> 01:31:03,831 ♪ These precious words ♪ 1538 01:31:03,965 --> 01:31:05,566 ♪ Keeps me hanging on ♪ 1539 01:31:05,700 --> 01:31:08,069 -♪ I remember Mama said ♪ -♪ You can't hurry love ♪ 1540 01:31:08,202 --> 01:31:11,472 ♪ No, you just have to wait ♪ 1541 01:31:11,606 --> 01:31:14,575 ♪ She said love don't come easy ♪ 1542 01:31:14,709 --> 01:31:16,410 ♪ It's a game of give and take ♪ 1543 01:31:16,544 --> 01:31:18,312 ♪ You can't hurry love... ♪ 1544 01:31:23,618 --> 01:31:24,719 Hello? 1545 01:31:24,852 --> 01:31:25,953 Roses are red, 1546 01:31:26,087 --> 01:31:28,856 violets are blue. 1547 01:31:28,990 --> 01:31:32,026 Guess who just took a picture of you? 1548 01:31:32,727 --> 01:31:33,728 Who is this? 1549 01:31:35,029 --> 01:31:36,130 Relax, bitch. 1550 01:31:36,264 --> 01:31:37,231 Too soon? 1551 01:31:37,365 --> 01:31:39,200 Monica, that's not funny! 1552 01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:40,801 Where even are you? 1553 01:31:41,702 --> 01:31:42,770 Did you get it? 1554 01:31:42,904 --> 01:31:44,305 Of course I got it. Are you kidding me? 1555 01:31:44,438 --> 01:31:46,807 You look super cute. I mean, I would have gotten a manicure, 1556 01:31:46,941 --> 01:31:48,442 but I told you that, and you're fine with that. 1557 01:31:48,576 --> 01:31:50,578 You're a natural gal. You look great. 1558 01:31:50,711 --> 01:31:54,315 Okay, enjoy the movie, fiancés. Love you. 1559 01:31:56,183 --> 01:31:58,019 Ally? Hello? 1559 01:31:59,305 --> 01:32:59,606 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm110250