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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,704 ["AMAZED" BY LONESTAR PLAYING] 4 00:00:40,209 --> 00:00:43,336 Every time our eyes meet 5 00:00:43,337 --> 00:00:46,840 This feeling inside me 6 00:00:46,841 --> 00:00:48,633 - [BIRD CALLING] - Is almost more than 7 00:00:48,634 --> 00:00:50,719 I can take 8 00:00:53,973 --> 00:00:55,598 Baby, when you touch me... 9 00:00:55,599 --> 00:00:56,808 Patrick. 10 00:00:56,809 --> 00:00:57,976 Adeline. 11 00:00:57,977 --> 00:01:01,772 This is going to be the best Valentine's Day ever. 12 00:01:02,481 --> 00:01:03,482 This place... 13 00:01:05,401 --> 00:01:06,819 it's just so gorge. 14 00:01:07,444 --> 00:01:08,820 PATRICK: Of course it is, babe. 15 00:01:08,821 --> 00:01:10,238 - You picked it! - I picked it! 16 00:01:10,239 --> 00:01:12,324 - [BOTH LAUGHING] - [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] 17 00:01:14,785 --> 00:01:16,412 - [BIRDS CHIRPING] - [SONG CONTINUES OVER SPEAKERS] 18 00:01:17,288 --> 00:01:18,289 Oh. 19 00:01:19,164 --> 00:01:21,000 Mmm. Mmm. 20 00:01:22,042 --> 00:01:23,586 Mmm. 21 00:01:24,712 --> 00:01:25,838 [GROANS] 22 00:01:29,216 --> 00:01:30,217 What the hell? 23 00:01:34,805 --> 00:01:37,056 I told you not to put it in my food. 24 00:01:37,057 --> 00:01:40,394 - Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, I-- - It's fine. Keep going. 25 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:43,397 Uh... 26 00:01:45,524 --> 00:01:46,941 Adeline Delilah Garrett. 27 00:01:46,942 --> 00:01:48,568 You're smart. 28 00:01:48,569 --> 00:01:49,777 - You're beautiful. - [MOUTHING ALONG] 29 00:01:49,778 --> 00:01:52,197 And perhaps most important of all, 30 00:01:52,198 --> 00:01:53,741 you make me think. 31 00:01:54,867 --> 00:01:58,161 You're my person and I can't imagine my life without you. 32 00:01:58,162 --> 00:01:59,455 - Will you marry me? - [MOUTHING ALONG] 33 00:02:00,414 --> 00:02:02,708 Yes. A million times, yes! 34 00:02:03,584 --> 00:02:06,377 I don't know how you do what you do 35 00:02:06,378 --> 00:02:10,298 I'm so in love with you 36 00:02:10,299 --> 00:02:12,425 - It just keeps getting... - [SONG STOPS] 37 00:02:12,426 --> 00:02:15,387 [RINGTONE PLAYING "PONY"] 38 00:02:21,435 --> 00:02:23,186 [RINGTONE STOPS] 39 00:02:23,187 --> 00:02:25,439 Why are you calling me right now? 40 00:02:26,690 --> 00:02:27,857 NICO: I didn't get it. 41 00:02:27,858 --> 00:02:30,026 PATRICK: What the fuck do you mean you didn't get it? 42 00:02:30,027 --> 00:02:31,194 Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. 43 00:02:31,195 --> 00:02:33,363 There was a couple of sun flares and, like... 44 00:02:33,364 --> 00:02:35,740 Um, could you maybe do it again or... 45 00:02:35,741 --> 00:02:38,952 Why, yes. Let me re-propose to my fucking girlfriend 46 00:02:38,953 --> 00:02:40,454 so you can do your job right. 47 00:02:41,705 --> 00:02:44,457 - Technically she's your fiancée. - Don't get cute with me. 48 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:47,837 Do it right this time or I'll fucking end you... 49 00:02:48,796 --> 00:02:50,505 - on Yelp. - Okay, cool, thanks. 50 00:02:50,506 --> 00:02:53,634 I'll talk to you later. I'm not even on Yelp, dick. 51 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,721 [GROANS] 52 00:02:58,722 --> 00:03:02,016 Uh, speech, speech, speech. Lovey, lovey-dovey. 53 00:03:02,017 --> 00:03:03,435 Uh, and, uh... 54 00:03:04,812 --> 00:03:05,895 Will you marry me? 55 00:03:05,896 --> 00:03:08,399 Yes. A million times, yes. 56 00:03:11,443 --> 00:03:13,571 [OVER SPEAKER] I'm so in love with you... 57 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,906 Just one second. 58 00:03:16,991 --> 00:03:18,950 - [LINE RINGING] - [SIGHS] 59 00:03:18,951 --> 00:03:21,035 Give me that. Hello? 60 00:03:21,036 --> 00:03:22,912 NICO: Nico the Photo Guy. Leave a message. 61 00:03:22,913 --> 00:03:24,247 - [SHARP THUD] - ADELINE: Are you fucking 62 00:03:24,248 --> 00:03:26,040 kidding... me? 63 00:03:26,041 --> 00:03:28,042 [PATRICK CHOKING] 64 00:03:28,043 --> 00:03:30,462 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 65 00:03:36,177 --> 00:03:37,844 [SCREAMING] 66 00:03:37,845 --> 00:03:39,637 [ARROW WHIZZING] 67 00:03:39,638 --> 00:03:41,264 [OVER SPEAKER] I'm so in love... 68 00:03:41,265 --> 00:03:43,266 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 69 00:03:43,267 --> 00:03:45,643 [WHIMPERING] 70 00:03:45,644 --> 00:03:47,729 - [ARROW WHIZZES] - [SCREAMING] 71 00:03:47,730 --> 00:03:50,732 [HYPERVENTILATING] 72 00:03:50,733 --> 00:03:52,610 [SOBBING] 73 00:03:56,238 --> 00:03:58,448 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 74 00:03:58,449 --> 00:03:59,741 [ARROW WHIZZES] 75 00:03:59,742 --> 00:04:01,534 [SCREAMING] 76 00:04:01,535 --> 00:04:03,037 [CRYING] Oh, no! 77 00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:09,167 [WHIMPERING] 78 00:04:09,168 --> 00:04:11,127 [PANTING] 79 00:04:11,128 --> 00:04:12,545 [SCREAMING] 80 00:04:12,546 --> 00:04:13,839 [PANTING] 81 00:04:18,427 --> 00:04:21,054 [SCREAMING] 82 00:04:21,055 --> 00:04:22,931 [PANTING] 83 00:04:22,932 --> 00:04:25,308 [RINGTONE PLAYING ROMANTIC CLASSICAL MUSIC] 84 00:04:25,309 --> 00:04:27,353 [PHONE VIBRATING] 85 00:04:29,522 --> 00:04:31,524 - [RINGTONE AND VIBRATING STOP] - [BREATH TREMBLING] 86 00:04:33,484 --> 00:04:34,484 Hello? 87 00:04:34,485 --> 00:04:37,446 [HEAVY BREATHING AND CHUCKLING OVER PHONE] 88 00:04:39,198 --> 00:04:41,283 You listen here, asshole. [SNIFFLES] 89 00:04:44,078 --> 00:04:46,664 I have been planning this day my whole life... 90 00:04:48,249 --> 00:04:50,042 and you fucking killed him! 91 00:04:51,836 --> 00:04:53,753 You messed with the wrong bride. 92 00:04:53,754 --> 00:04:55,047 [PANTING] 93 00:04:55,172 --> 00:04:56,173 You hear me? 94 00:04:57,132 --> 00:04:59,050 You messed with the wrong fu-- 95 00:04:59,051 --> 00:05:00,261 [SCREAMS] 96 00:05:02,179 --> 00:05:03,930 [SCREAMING] 97 00:05:03,931 --> 00:05:06,016 [GASPING] 98 00:05:09,311 --> 00:05:11,313 [GRUNTING] 99 00:05:14,525 --> 00:05:16,485 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 100 00:05:19,071 --> 00:05:20,906 [WHIMPERING] 101 00:05:24,493 --> 00:05:25,827 - [SCREAMS] - GUARD: Whoa. 102 00:05:25,828 --> 00:05:27,245 Ma'am, you can't be here. 103 00:05:27,246 --> 00:05:29,455 - What are you doing? - He's trying to kill me! 104 00:05:29,456 --> 00:05:31,292 [SCREAMING] 105 00:05:32,209 --> 00:05:34,378 GUARD: Hey, buddy, you wanna tell me what's going on? 106 00:05:36,547 --> 00:05:38,841 Wait. Stop! Drop the knife, asshole! 107 00:05:39,425 --> 00:05:41,635 [SCREAMING] 108 00:05:44,513 --> 00:05:47,474 ADELINE: Somebody! Please! 109 00:05:48,017 --> 00:05:49,934 [WHIMPERING] 110 00:05:49,935 --> 00:05:51,645 [SOBS LOUDLY] 111 00:05:57,276 --> 00:05:58,568 [BLADE RINGS SOFTLY] 112 00:05:58,569 --> 00:06:00,613 [HEAVY BREATHING THROUGH MASK] 113 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:09,622 [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 114 00:06:12,249 --> 00:06:14,251 [GASPING QUIETLY] 115 00:06:14,877 --> 00:06:17,630 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [WHISPERING] Oh, shoot. 116 00:06:28,265 --> 00:06:30,267 [BREATH TREMBLING] 117 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:46,992 [PANTING SOFTLY] 118 00:06:57,545 --> 00:06:59,755 [CHOKING] 119 00:07:01,090 --> 00:07:03,424 - [YELPING] - [KILLER GRUNTING] 120 00:07:03,425 --> 00:07:05,760 [PANTING] 121 00:07:05,761 --> 00:07:07,763 Take that, you motherfucker! 122 00:07:08,973 --> 00:07:09,974 Go away! 123 00:07:11,475 --> 00:07:12,560 [MUFFLED] You go away! 124 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:16,021 You go away! 125 00:07:16,856 --> 00:07:18,565 - You go away! - [BEEPING] 126 00:07:18,566 --> 00:07:20,441 [ALARM BUZZING] 127 00:07:20,442 --> 00:07:21,944 [MECHANICAL CLANK] 128 00:07:25,906 --> 00:07:26,907 No. 129 00:07:28,742 --> 00:07:30,619 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 130 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:33,247 No, no, no, no, no. Please! 131 00:07:33,706 --> 00:07:35,123 Hey! Hey! 132 00:07:35,124 --> 00:07:36,374 [MECHANICAL RUMBLING] 133 00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:38,794 [SCREAMS] No! 134 00:07:40,254 --> 00:07:41,296 [SCREAMS] 135 00:07:41,297 --> 00:07:42,422 [GASPING] 136 00:07:42,423 --> 00:07:44,508 [SCREAMING] 137 00:07:46,385 --> 00:07:47,386 No! 138 00:07:48,137 --> 00:07:49,555 [SCREAMING] 139 00:07:50,431 --> 00:07:51,432 No! 140 00:07:54,435 --> 00:07:56,395 [SCREAMING] 141 00:08:02,776 --> 00:08:06,155 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 142 00:08:13,954 --> 00:08:15,956 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 143 00:08:32,348 --> 00:08:34,641 ["HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" BY OUTKAST PLAYING] 144 00:08:34,642 --> 00:08:37,144 Happy Valentine's Day 145 00:08:38,604 --> 00:08:40,439 Every day the 14th 146 00:08:41,649 --> 00:08:43,942 I don't think y'all heard me I just wanna say 147 00:08:43,943 --> 00:08:45,318 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 148 00:08:45,319 --> 00:08:47,029 Happy Valentine's Day 149 00:08:48,239 --> 00:08:49,531 Every day the 14th... 150 00:08:49,532 --> 00:08:51,115 REPORTER ON TV: It's Valentine's Day 151 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:53,869 and the nation is once again on high alert. 152 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,122 {\an8}For the past two years, a masked maniac 153 00:08:58,123 --> 00:08:59,832 {\an8}known as the Heart Eyes Killer... 154 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:03,336 {\an8}...or HEK, as authorities call him for short, 155 00:09:03,337 --> 00:09:05,713 {\an8}has emerged on a day meant for romance 156 00:09:05,714 --> 00:09:08,341 {\an8}to target, hunt and brutally kill couples. 157 00:09:08,342 --> 00:09:10,969 {\an8}HEK seems to target cities at random. 158 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:13,930 {\an8}From a blood-soaked rampage in the Boston area two years ago... 159 00:09:13,931 --> 00:09:16,057 {\an8}...as well as a second killing spree, 160 00:09:16,058 --> 00:09:19,060 {\an8}which left several dead in Philadelphia just last year. 161 00:09:19,061 --> 00:09:22,063 {\an8}Even though he's after couples in love, 162 00:09:22,064 --> 00:09:24,274 {\an8}let me be perfectly clear about this... 163 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:28,404 He will kill anyone who gets in his way. 164 00:09:29,655 --> 00:09:32,031 {\an8}...leaving Americans once again plagued with anxiety 165 00:09:32,032 --> 00:09:34,117 {\an8}on Cupid's holiday asking the question... 166 00:09:34,118 --> 00:09:37,203 {\an8}Where will the Heart Eyes Killer strike next? 167 00:09:37,204 --> 00:09:40,498 {\an8}Happy Valentine's Day... 168 00:09:40,499 --> 00:09:43,418 {\an8}FEMALE REPORTER: Do you expect the Heart Eyes Killer 169 00:09:43,419 --> 00:09:45,503 {\an8}to kill your Valentine's Day plans? 170 00:09:45,504 --> 00:09:47,463 {\an8}Who the hell makes Valentine's Day plans? 171 00:09:47,464 --> 00:09:49,591 {\an8}Yeah, this holiday sucks ass, dude. 172 00:09:49,592 --> 00:09:51,050 {\an8}- Literally. - [BLEEP] Valentine... 173 00:09:51,051 --> 00:09:52,677 {\an8}I ain't even low-key scared. 174 00:09:52,678 --> 00:09:54,888 {\an8}The HEK ain't got nothin' on me. You know... 175 00:09:54,889 --> 00:09:57,140 {\an8}Oh, shut up, Dylan. You're afraid of the dark. 176 00:09:57,141 --> 00:09:58,309 {\an8}[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 177 00:09:59,268 --> 00:10:00,269 {\an8}No, I don't. 178 00:10:01,562 --> 00:10:02,937 Happy Valentine's... 179 00:10:02,938 --> 00:10:05,523 MAN 1: The Heart Eyes Killer-- WOMAN 1: So glad I'm single. 180 00:10:05,524 --> 00:10:06,858 MAN 2: I'm gonna celebrate inside. 181 00:10:06,859 --> 00:10:08,026 WOMAN 2: That dude hunts you. 182 00:10:08,027 --> 00:10:09,777 MAN 3: ...rubbing your shitty PDA all up in our faces. 183 00:10:09,778 --> 00:10:11,487 MAN 4: He only kills straight people, I think. 184 00:10:11,488 --> 00:10:14,532 REPORTER: Whether you're with a partner or looking for love, 185 00:10:14,533 --> 00:10:17,243 stay vigilant this Valentine's Day. 186 00:10:17,244 --> 00:10:19,412 ["I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN MIRACLES" BY ADA RAY PLAYING] 187 00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:20,997 'Cause the one 188 00:10:20,998 --> 00:10:22,874 Who says 189 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:27,378 {\an8}He loves you 190 00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:29,631 {\an8}Has found 191 00:10:29,632 --> 00:10:34,970 Someone new... 192 00:10:37,556 --> 00:10:38,557 Shit! 193 00:10:39,183 --> 00:10:41,226 [ALL LAUGHING] 194 00:10:41,227 --> 00:10:43,811 - [CHUCKLES] Nice one, dipshits. - BARISTA: Got a cappuccino here. 195 00:10:43,812 --> 00:10:45,939 Hope Cupid shoots you in the dick. 196 00:10:45,940 --> 00:10:47,815 Caramel soy latte for Monica! 197 00:10:47,816 --> 00:10:49,985 - MONICA: Oh, that's me. - Okay, yeah. There. 198 00:10:51,987 --> 00:10:53,404 Why do you look so stressed? 199 00:10:53,405 --> 00:10:55,657 Is it 'cause you're single again on Valentine's Day? 200 00:10:55,658 --> 00:10:57,158 No, I'm... [SIGHS] No, I'm stressed 201 00:10:57,159 --> 00:10:58,576 because Crystal just called 202 00:10:58,577 --> 00:11:00,954 an all-hands meeting and the subject of her email 203 00:11:00,955 --> 00:11:02,330 literally says "Ally's Campaign." 204 00:11:02,331 --> 00:11:03,623 - Mm, I saw that. - So I'm fucked. 205 00:11:03,624 --> 00:11:05,291 Okay, worst-case scenario, 206 00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:08,169 you get fired and you never work another day in your life. Hmm? 207 00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:11,130 Worst-case scenario, Crystal wears my skin as a pantsuit. 208 00:11:11,131 --> 00:11:13,383 Best-case scenario, you got nice skin though. 209 00:11:13,384 --> 00:11:16,010 Boop. You know what? Whatever. 210 00:11:16,011 --> 00:11:18,137 If you go down, I'll go down with you, okay? 211 00:11:18,138 --> 00:11:19,556 We'll Thelma and Louise this shit. 212 00:11:19,557 --> 00:11:21,057 BARISTA: Large iced blended Americano 213 00:11:21,058 --> 00:11:23,601 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar. 214 00:11:23,602 --> 00:11:24,687 - Mm. - JAY: Oh. 215 00:11:25,813 --> 00:11:27,438 Sorry, are you sure that's yours? 216 00:11:27,439 --> 00:11:30,233 Yes, that is definitely mine. 217 00:11:30,234 --> 00:11:31,651 No one else would order... 218 00:11:31,652 --> 00:11:33,611 ALL: ...a large iced blended Americano 219 00:11:33,612 --> 00:11:35,989 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar. 220 00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:38,492 Sugar. Yeah. Look at that. Wow. 221 00:11:39,368 --> 00:11:40,910 Guess we're coffee mates. 222 00:11:40,911 --> 00:11:44,289 - [LAUGHS] Nice dad joke. - Thanks. 223 00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:46,040 I thought I was the only one in the world with 224 00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:47,417 - the obnoxious coffee order. - [LAUGHS] 225 00:11:47,418 --> 00:11:49,043 It's a pretty common order actually. 226 00:11:49,044 --> 00:11:50,462 Can you guys move? We're busy. 227 00:11:51,255 --> 00:11:52,256 Yes. 228 00:11:53,674 --> 00:11:54,675 [WHISPERS] He's hot! 229 00:11:58,512 --> 00:12:00,889 Hey, can I interest you in one of these guys? 230 00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:03,349 Oh, no, I'm okay. Thanks. I carry my own. 231 00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,810 - Oh. Metal straw. - I hate paper straws. 232 00:12:05,811 --> 00:12:08,188 They just turn into mush in, like, three seconds. 233 00:12:08,189 --> 00:12:10,857 Yeah, no. I totally get what you're saying. 234 00:12:10,858 --> 00:12:13,067 Let's put all the coffee in a plastic cup, 235 00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:15,945 but, hey, as long as the straw is paper, planet saved. 236 00:12:15,946 --> 00:12:17,822 - Planet saved. - [CHUCKLES] 237 00:12:17,823 --> 00:12:20,783 - Oh, sugar though. Want one? - Yeah. 238 00:12:20,784 --> 00:12:22,785 A little slow poison for the pancreas. 239 00:12:22,786 --> 00:12:23,953 - Oh. Oh! - Oh. Ooh! 240 00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:24,871 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 241 00:12:24,872 --> 00:12:26,497 - I'm sorry. No, I'm-- - I'm sorry. No, I'm-- 242 00:12:26,498 --> 00:12:27,498 - [LAUGHS] - Sorry. 243 00:12:27,499 --> 00:12:29,709 - I got it. It's okay. - No, it's totally-- 244 00:12:29,710 --> 00:12:32,795 - Oh! Fucking Jesus Murphy! - Shit! Oh, my God. Are you okay? 245 00:12:32,796 --> 00:12:35,048 - Yeah. Am I? - Oh, my God. You're bleeding! 246 00:12:35,049 --> 00:12:37,509 - Uh, here. Shit. - Oh-- Uh, thank you for that. 247 00:12:37,510 --> 00:12:39,969 Bye. Um, I'm gonna go. I'll see you at work, Mon. 248 00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,680 Sorry. She's getting fired today. 249 00:12:42,556 --> 00:12:45,558 REPORTER ON TV: Exactly one year after a Valentine's Day massacre 250 00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:48,144 left three couples dead in Boston 251 00:12:48,145 --> 00:12:50,438 and four couples dead in Philadelphia, 252 00:12:50,439 --> 00:12:53,399 the Heart Eyes Killer has come to Seattle. 253 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,236 Four victims have now been claimed at a winery, 254 00:12:56,237 --> 00:12:58,572 ending one dream engagement 255 00:12:59,657 --> 00:13:00,865 in a nightmare. 256 00:13:00,866 --> 00:13:03,660 {\an8}Chief Hartley, is this the work of the Heart Eyes Killer? 257 00:13:03,661 --> 00:13:05,370 {\an8}That's not confirmed at this point, 258 00:13:05,371 --> 00:13:07,413 {\an8}but given the pattern of targeting couples 259 00:13:07,414 --> 00:13:09,958 {\an8}on Valentine's Day, we suspect it's the work of HEK. 260 00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:12,126 {\an8}What do you have to say to all those couples out there 261 00:13:12,127 --> 00:13:14,421 {\an8}planning to celebrate Valentine's Day? 262 00:13:15,214 --> 00:13:16,966 {\an8}- Stay home. - [TV BEEPS] 263 00:13:17,258 --> 00:13:18,884 {\an8}[CRYSTAL SIGHS] Well. 264 00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:21,427 [SMACKS LIPS] 265 00:13:21,428 --> 00:13:22,930 This is quite a pickle. 266 00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:28,393 [SUCKS TEETH] 267 00:13:28,394 --> 00:13:32,438 Why didn't a single one of you 268 00:13:32,439 --> 00:13:35,608 tell me that there is a maniac 269 00:13:35,609 --> 00:13:38,111 running around slaughtering people 270 00:13:38,112 --> 00:13:41,447 on Valentine's Day these last couple years? 271 00:13:41,448 --> 00:13:42,866 Tommy? 272 00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:46,870 Not a single one of you. 273 00:13:46,871 --> 00:13:50,123 This campaign is certainly ill-timed. 274 00:13:50,124 --> 00:13:51,834 Wouldn't you say so, missy? 275 00:13:52,877 --> 00:13:55,253 Uh... Um... 276 00:13:55,254 --> 00:13:58,715 - [CLEARS THROAT] I mean-- - You know, Crystal, um, 277 00:13:58,716 --> 00:14:00,550 how you always tell us 278 00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:02,886 that relevance is really important in our pitches? 279 00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:08,266 Well, I personally believe that Ally's campaign is very "now." 280 00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:10,185 Monica, thank you so much. 281 00:14:10,186 --> 00:14:12,438 If you could do me a huge favor. Shut the fuck up. 282 00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:15,566 Tommy? 283 00:14:16,692 --> 00:14:19,528 {\an8}["THAT'S WHY I CRY" BY MARGARET LEWIS PLAYING OVER TV] 284 00:14:23,407 --> 00:14:25,366 My baby's gone 285 00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:26,367 [GASPS] 286 00:14:26,368 --> 00:14:27,827 [SOBBING] 287 00:14:27,828 --> 00:14:29,662 He's gone away 288 00:14:29,663 --> 00:14:31,873 He won't be back 289 00:14:31,874 --> 00:14:33,541 [THUNDER CRASHES] 290 00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:37,670 That's why I cry, cry, cry 291 00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:39,797 Cry, cry, cry 292 00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:43,426 All the time 293 00:14:43,427 --> 00:14:45,803 - All the time - [GUNSHOTS] 294 00:14:45,804 --> 00:14:48,515 {\an8}He said, "Bye-bye..." 295 00:14:48,516 --> 00:14:49,974 {\an8}[SONG STOPS] 296 00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:51,310 [WOMAN COUGHS] 297 00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:56,272 "Wow. Profiting off the death of couples to sell rings." 298 00:14:56,273 --> 00:14:57,690 "Speechless." 299 00:14:57,691 --> 00:15:00,068 - "This is disgusting." - I'll say. 300 00:15:00,069 --> 00:15:01,903 TOMMY: "What did I just watch?" 301 00:15:01,904 --> 00:15:03,238 "Straight-up tacky." 302 00:15:03,239 --> 00:15:07,534 "Someone find out who made this and dox their ignorant ass." 303 00:15:07,535 --> 00:15:09,744 - I mean, it just-- it goes on. - CRYSTAL: I'm sure it does. 304 00:15:09,745 --> 00:15:12,081 Ally, I'm worried about your safety. 305 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,376 Gee, thanks, Tommy. 306 00:15:16,377 --> 00:15:19,212 How many people has this heart-shaped asshole killed? 307 00:15:19,213 --> 00:15:21,548 I think, like, a lot. 308 00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:22,758 CRYSTAL: A lot? [SCOFFS] 309 00:15:23,717 --> 00:15:26,761 - [GLASS SHATTERS] - You built a nationwide campaign 310 00:15:26,762 --> 00:15:29,180 around romance ending in death? 311 00:15:29,181 --> 00:15:30,723 Well, you approved it. 312 00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,892 Because I trusted you. 313 00:15:32,893 --> 00:15:34,853 I'm gonna need a new campaign. 314 00:15:34,854 --> 00:15:38,232 - Okay. Um, no problem. I'll-- - Jay, get in here. 315 00:15:39,358 --> 00:15:41,067 Jay? Who's Jay? 316 00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:42,736 JAY: Thank you very much. 317 00:15:44,113 --> 00:15:45,321 BOTH: No way. 318 00:15:45,322 --> 00:15:48,241 That's the guy whose nose you smashed in at the coffee shop. 319 00:15:48,242 --> 00:15:49,325 Mon, sit down. 320 00:15:49,326 --> 00:15:50,535 CRYSTAL: Jay Simmonds, everybody. 321 00:15:50,536 --> 00:15:51,786 This is Jay Simmonds. 322 00:15:51,787 --> 00:15:53,329 Who's Jay Simmonds? Well, I'll tell you. 323 00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:57,125 Jay Simmonds is the former CCD of BMY New York. 324 00:15:57,126 --> 00:16:01,212 He is the youngest freelancer to win a Clio Award 325 00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:03,381 for his viral romantic campaigns. 326 00:16:03,382 --> 00:16:08,094 Everything from fancy cars to luxury chocolates. [LAUGHS] 327 00:16:08,095 --> 00:16:10,305 And, he has then earned himself 328 00:16:10,306 --> 00:16:14,058 a nice little moniker of "Consumer Cupid." 329 00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:15,768 - That is Jay Simmonds... - [GASPS] That's him? 330 00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:16,853 ...and I'll tell you what. 331 00:16:16,854 --> 00:16:19,439 When I realized how far up shit's creek 332 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,232 Ally here had paddled us, 333 00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:23,443 I knew I needed some reinforcements. 334 00:16:23,444 --> 00:16:25,613 And thank Baby Jesus. 335 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,531 Now, he's got to leave and push off tomorrow 336 00:16:28,532 --> 00:16:31,534 and skedaddle, so he's on the clock. 337 00:16:31,535 --> 00:16:33,203 Jay. Everybody, Jay! 338 00:16:33,204 --> 00:16:35,872 Thank you for the lovely flattery, Crystal. 339 00:16:35,873 --> 00:16:37,666 I appreciate it. Um... 340 00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:40,210 Listen, as I understand it, 341 00:16:40,211 --> 00:16:42,545 we've experienced some turbulence as of late, 342 00:16:42,546 --> 00:16:46,216 but it's about how you land the plane that matters, so... 343 00:16:46,217 --> 00:16:47,843 we will get through this... 344 00:16:49,136 --> 00:16:50,137 together. 345 00:16:52,556 --> 00:16:53,848 [SIREN WAILING] 346 00:16:53,849 --> 00:16:55,016 [ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE] 347 00:16:55,017 --> 00:16:57,727 OFFICER: What the hell was that? FEMALE OFFICER: I got a match. 348 00:16:57,728 --> 00:16:59,855 OFFICER: Oh, for fuck sakes. 349 00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:06,445 We're gonna get married. I can feel it. [SIGHS] 350 00:17:08,614 --> 00:17:10,908 [SIGHS] That's your boyfriend? 351 00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:12,992 Yeah, he will be. 352 00:17:12,993 --> 00:17:15,744 He's an actual firefighter who loves puppies. 353 00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:17,330 [GASPS] 354 00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:21,542 [SMACKS LIPS] You see? That's why you're still single. 355 00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:23,044 - [SIGHS] - You know what you need, Shaw? 356 00:17:25,673 --> 00:17:27,007 You need a real man. 357 00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,678 One that's willing to make the first move. 358 00:17:32,263 --> 00:17:34,013 [HELICOPTER WHIRRING] 359 00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:37,101 HARTLEY: Come on, detectives. You're gonna love this. 360 00:17:38,435 --> 00:17:39,436 Check it out. 361 00:17:40,855 --> 00:17:42,565 OFFICER: What is that, a wedding band? 362 00:17:43,023 --> 00:17:44,691 Could it be one of the victim's? 363 00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:47,319 Unlikely. [SIGHS] 364 00:17:49,446 --> 00:17:52,741 The initials engraved on the inside... JS. 365 00:17:53,409 --> 00:17:55,536 Doesn't match either of the deceased. 366 00:17:57,830 --> 00:17:59,039 Huh. 367 00:18:04,378 --> 00:18:06,630 [FLIES BUZZING] 368 00:18:07,089 --> 00:18:09,465 What kind of an animal would do this? 369 00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:14,304 Probably some incel virgin troll living in his mommy's basement. 370 00:18:14,305 --> 00:18:15,598 Assuming it's a man. 371 00:18:16,891 --> 00:18:19,267 What about the girl who never got asked to prom? 372 00:18:19,268 --> 00:18:23,313 The love-scorned woman who got cheated on one too many times 373 00:18:23,314 --> 00:18:25,356 - and just snapped. - [ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE] 374 00:18:25,357 --> 00:18:26,609 OFFICER: Oh, fuck. 375 00:18:27,818 --> 00:18:29,986 Oh. Yes. He replied. [LAUGHS] 376 00:18:29,987 --> 00:18:31,237 OFFICER: The gay fireman? 377 00:18:31,238 --> 00:18:33,156 No, no. This guy works in tech. 378 00:18:33,157 --> 00:18:36,409 - Shaw's got a fetish for betas. - I don't have a fetish. 379 00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:38,328 BOTH: Everybody's got a fetish. 380 00:18:38,329 --> 00:18:41,332 Gentlemen, this is more than just a simple murder. 381 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:43,584 It's a... 382 00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:48,088 ...kink. 383 00:18:48,506 --> 00:18:51,466 That's the understatement of the fucking year. 384 00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,510 How do you know for sure it's HEK? 385 00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:55,054 FORENSIC WORKER: Here you go, Detective. 386 00:18:57,890 --> 00:18:58,932 'Cause this is the last thing 387 00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:00,935 the wedding photographer ever saw. 388 00:19:04,271 --> 00:19:06,481 Heart Eyes has come to our city, boys. 389 00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:07,899 And they've got another ten hours 390 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,985 of Valentine's Day left to kill. 391 00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:14,322 [CAMERA CLICKING] 392 00:19:14,323 --> 00:19:15,448 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 393 00:19:15,449 --> 00:19:17,743 Excuse me. What in hell are you doing? 394 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:21,788 What do you mean? You just fired me in front of the whole team. 395 00:19:21,789 --> 00:19:24,541 Fired you? I got six more months on your contract. 396 00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:28,002 I intend to squeeze every single last drop out of you. [CHUCKLES] 397 00:19:28,003 --> 00:19:30,171 Okay. Great. So what am I supposed to do? 398 00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:32,799 Get him coffee while he lands the plane? 399 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,677 No. You're gonna turn in a sizzling, 400 00:19:35,678 --> 00:19:38,930 sexy, seductive, blockbuster 401 00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:40,473 Crystal Cane campaign. 402 00:19:40,474 --> 00:19:43,561 And if you don't, I'll kill you. 403 00:19:47,064 --> 00:19:49,023 I'm kidding. I won't. I'll blacklist you, though. 404 00:19:49,024 --> 00:19:50,483 I won't kill you. 405 00:19:50,484 --> 00:19:51,569 I mean, maybe. 406 00:19:52,319 --> 00:19:53,320 But no. 407 00:19:53,988 --> 00:19:54,989 But would I? 408 00:19:57,658 --> 00:19:59,993 ALLY: "Whoever made this, I hope you get 409 00:19:59,994 --> 00:20:02,787 "murdered and canceled. Not in that order." 410 00:20:02,788 --> 00:20:04,330 "Hashtag do better." 411 00:20:04,331 --> 00:20:06,374 "As someone who may die someday, 412 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,959 "I find this commercial 413 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,962 "to be tone-deaf and borderline ableist." 414 00:20:10,963 --> 00:20:12,464 Wow, people are fucking dumb. 415 00:20:13,549 --> 00:20:16,467 {\an8}"The only thing deader than the couples in this ad 416 00:20:16,468 --> 00:20:19,304 "is the brain cell of the person who created it." 417 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:22,432 "The level of cringe in this video is off the charts. 418 00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:23,516 "Hashtag just stop." 419 00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:25,019 - [DOOR OPENS] - JAY: Hey, Ally? 420 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,981 - Yeah? - JAY: Howdy. 421 00:20:30,441 --> 00:20:31,816 Jay? Wha-- 422 00:20:31,817 --> 00:20:34,819 This is the women's bathroom, dude. You can't be in here. 423 00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:37,740 Technically, it is a unisex bathroom, but... 424 00:20:38,574 --> 00:20:39,575 can we talk? 425 00:20:42,786 --> 00:20:44,413 - Hi. - Hi. 426 00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:45,915 I'm... [SIGHS] 427 00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,209 I am really sorry about earlier. 428 00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:51,461 Oh, no, it's totally fine. 429 00:20:51,462 --> 00:20:53,463 Sorry to stalk and run, 430 00:20:53,464 --> 00:20:55,340 but I'm trying to make this yoga class 431 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,258 that starts in, like, an hour. 432 00:20:57,259 --> 00:20:59,010 You serious? Yoga? 433 00:20:59,011 --> 00:21:00,262 Mm-hmm. 434 00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:03,056 Aren't we supposed to be saving the company? 435 00:21:03,057 --> 00:21:06,518 Yes, and we will. Just after yoga. 436 00:21:06,519 --> 00:21:09,104 I booked us a table at L'oie. 437 00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:12,357 We get inspired, talk about the campaign. 438 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:15,193 You realize that it's Valentine's Day, right? 439 00:21:15,194 --> 00:21:17,237 Oh, that's right. 440 00:21:17,238 --> 00:21:19,281 You probably got plans, don't you? 441 00:21:20,908 --> 00:21:22,283 - No. - Well, great! 442 00:21:22,284 --> 00:21:24,035 It'll be a great place for some field research. 443 00:21:24,036 --> 00:21:25,495 - Romance, flowers, candles-- - [SMACKS LIPS] 444 00:21:25,496 --> 00:21:27,539 Uh, do you think that maybe we could just do this tomorrow? 445 00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:29,082 Uh, see, I would love to do tomorrow, 446 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,583 I just have to take the first flight 447 00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:32,794 out in the morning for my best friend's wedding. 448 00:21:32,795 --> 00:21:33,878 So, how about this? 449 00:21:33,879 --> 00:21:35,630 We'll call it 08:00 sharp and I'll see you there. 450 00:21:35,631 --> 00:21:36,798 - Yeah? I'm excited. - Uh-- 451 00:21:36,799 --> 00:21:39,425 - No, no, I-- [SIGHS] - It's gonna be great! 452 00:21:39,426 --> 00:21:40,635 It looks like the rain... 453 00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:41,803 MONICA: Oh, thank you so much. 454 00:21:41,804 --> 00:21:45,890 Uh, no, Mon. Let me get this. You're, like, $100,000 in debt. 455 00:21:45,891 --> 00:21:47,059 [CHUCKLES] Not anymore. 456 00:21:47,768 --> 00:21:50,103 Arthur paid it off. And I get to keep the card. 457 00:21:50,104 --> 00:21:51,730 - Are you serious? - Mm-hmm. 458 00:21:52,648 --> 00:21:55,859 Damn. Someone likes a little sugar with their daddy. 459 00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:59,028 Aha. Excuse me, Ally. I do not have a sugar daddy. 460 00:21:59,029 --> 00:22:00,906 That term is very problematic. 461 00:22:02,324 --> 00:22:03,325 I have a sponsor. 462 00:22:04,118 --> 00:22:07,745 And do you love your sponsor, or is he just erasing your debt? 463 00:22:07,746 --> 00:22:11,291 Yes, I love him. And I love that he's erasing my debt. 464 00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:14,419 So, when am I gonna meet this secret Hugh Hefner? 465 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,713 Shall we all get dinner soon? What do you say, like, 4:30? 466 00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:18,006 - Soup? - Ha ha. 467 00:22:18,007 --> 00:22:19,632 Real clever, Miss Judgy Judy, 468 00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:21,259 while you're literally stalking your ex online. 469 00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:23,511 I'm not stalking him. 470 00:22:23,512 --> 00:22:26,431 The algorithm is stalking me, okay? 471 00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:29,100 - It's the algorithm? - Hey, is Arthur Heart Eyes? 472 00:22:29,101 --> 00:22:31,020 Is that why I haven't met him yet? 473 00:22:31,770 --> 00:22:33,272 That's not fucking funny. 474 00:22:36,483 --> 00:22:39,027 [LAUGHS] Of course Arthur's not Heart Eyes. 475 00:22:39,028 --> 00:22:41,029 That guy has so much arthritis, he can't run. 476 00:22:41,030 --> 00:22:42,989 - Honestly, I bet it's Crystal. - Mm. 477 00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:45,033 You know when she does that, like, thing... 478 00:22:45,034 --> 00:22:46,326 - Mm-hmm. - ...when her Botox doesn't 479 00:22:46,327 --> 00:22:47,952 sit right and it gets stuck? 480 00:22:47,953 --> 00:22:49,788 [NEWS THEME PLAYS ON TV] 481 00:22:50,831 --> 00:22:53,374 {\an8}REPORTER: Breaking news. Our Channel 7 affiliate 482 00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:56,794 {\an8}is reporting that two more couples have been found murdered 483 00:22:56,795 --> 00:22:58,296 {\an8}at a downtown spa. 484 00:22:58,297 --> 00:23:00,048 We go live to the scene in Seattle. 485 00:23:00,049 --> 00:23:01,508 - [PHONE DINGS] - Can't watch this. 486 00:23:01,509 --> 00:23:02,593 REPORTER: Thanks, Mike... 487 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:04,511 MONICA: Ally. 488 00:23:04,512 --> 00:23:07,514 - Ally, hello? Hey, ho. - Monica! 489 00:23:07,515 --> 00:23:09,140 Oh, my God. Why are you torturing yourself? 490 00:23:09,141 --> 00:23:10,475 You're the one who ended things. 491 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:13,311 I know. He just moved on so fast. 492 00:23:13,312 --> 00:23:14,562 I mean, what even is her job? 493 00:23:14,563 --> 00:23:16,397 Look at her feed. It's all vacation pics. 494 00:23:16,398 --> 00:23:18,608 And she doesn't even have rich parents. I checked. 495 00:23:18,609 --> 00:23:20,568 You need to stop hate-fucking yourself and get out there 496 00:23:20,569 --> 00:23:22,946 and find someone to actually fuck-fuck yourself, you know? 497 00:23:22,947 --> 00:23:24,280 - No. - Oh, what about that guy? 498 00:23:24,281 --> 00:23:26,574 He's so cute. The-the... The bathroom boy, you know? 499 00:23:26,575 --> 00:23:27,659 Your little stalker? 500 00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:29,619 You mean the guy trying to take my job? 501 00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:30,913 Oh, my fuck. 502 00:23:31,914 --> 00:23:34,333 He is so hot, I could literally throw up. 503 00:23:35,459 --> 00:23:37,336 My basement just flooded. [GASPS SOFTLY] 504 00:23:38,879 --> 00:23:40,172 He's okay. 505 00:23:40,548 --> 00:23:42,882 Wait, what are you wearing on this date? 506 00:23:42,883 --> 00:23:44,467 It's not a date. 507 00:23:44,468 --> 00:23:47,011 We're working. And what's wrong with my clothes? 508 00:23:47,012 --> 00:23:48,179 You look like a before picture. 509 00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:50,223 [CHUCKLES] Monica! That is so mean! 510 00:23:50,224 --> 00:23:52,809 Okay, this place, what's the vibe? Is it, what, fancy? 511 00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:55,479 - Yeah, it's fancy. Why? - Come on. 512 00:23:56,272 --> 00:23:57,772 Where are we going? 513 00:23:57,773 --> 00:23:59,984 We're gonna go fuck up a credit card. 514 00:24:00,776 --> 00:24:03,486 Pretty girls don't do drama 'less we wanna 515 00:24:03,487 --> 00:24:04,737 It'll be depending on the day 516 00:24:04,738 --> 00:24:06,656 Pretty girls packed in a Defender 517 00:24:06,657 --> 00:24:09,242 Know I'm-a defend her never let her catch no stray 518 00:24:09,243 --> 00:24:10,535 This that pretty-girl mantra 519 00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,370 She's that stunna make you wanna swing both... 520 00:24:12,371 --> 00:24:13,538 - It's gorgeous. - So much skin. 521 00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:15,039 - Hike it up a little bit. - It's so much skin. 522 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,916 - It can go shorter. - Monica, no! It's not a date. 523 00:24:16,917 --> 00:24:19,544 - Love what it feel like - Feel like 524 00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:21,087 To be off of the grid like, all night 525 00:24:21,088 --> 00:24:23,089 - Oh, with my bih like - Bitch, like 526 00:24:23,090 --> 00:24:25,134 We ain't even trying to talk to no one 527 00:24:25,259 --> 00:24:27,302 Swerve off all the creeps no weird vibes 528 00:24:27,303 --> 00:24:29,512 We ain't never let it ruin a good time 529 00:24:29,513 --> 00:24:31,347 Ain't nobody gon' dim our good light 530 00:24:31,348 --> 00:24:33,392 This them words we're living by 531 00:24:34,643 --> 00:24:35,768 No. 532 00:24:35,769 --> 00:24:37,061 This that pretty-girl mantra 533 00:24:37,062 --> 00:24:38,479 This that flaunt you 534 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,856 - Just touched down in L.A. - Ah 535 00:24:39,857 --> 00:24:42,400 Pretty girls don't do drama no new drama 536 00:24:42,401 --> 00:24:43,902 - We already got a full day - Ah, ah 537 00:24:43,903 --> 00:24:45,403 Pretty girls that you gon' remember... 538 00:24:45,404 --> 00:24:48,740 Hi. Uh, reservation for Simmonds. 539 00:24:48,741 --> 00:24:50,492 MAÎTRE D': Of course. AJ? 540 00:24:52,286 --> 00:24:54,078 - BOUNCER: Arms out, please. - Pretty... 541 00:24:54,079 --> 00:24:56,623 - [SONG STOPS] - [METAL DETECTOR SQUEALING] 542 00:24:56,624 --> 00:24:59,042 - What gives? - Heart Eyes. 543 00:24:59,043 --> 00:25:00,376 Can't be too careful. 544 00:25:00,377 --> 00:25:02,796 [HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING] 545 00:25:04,715 --> 00:25:06,008 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 546 00:25:09,845 --> 00:25:11,639 I'm environmentally conscious. 547 00:25:14,350 --> 00:25:16,352 - [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] - [QUIET CHATTER] 548 00:25:21,148 --> 00:25:22,565 [SIGHS] 549 00:25:22,566 --> 00:25:23,775 [SCOFFS] 550 00:25:23,776 --> 00:25:25,693 Sharp, my ass. 551 00:25:25,694 --> 00:25:27,695 MAN: You look so beautiful tonight, darling. 552 00:25:27,696 --> 00:25:30,031 Happy Valentine's. I mean that. 553 00:25:30,032 --> 00:25:31,242 Aw. [CHUCKLES] 554 00:25:32,243 --> 00:25:34,619 Good evening, miss. Will anyone be joining you? 555 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,747 Uh, yes. Um, a friend. 556 00:25:37,373 --> 00:25:38,581 A colleague. 557 00:25:38,582 --> 00:25:41,209 It's a... It's a work dinner. 558 00:25:41,210 --> 00:25:44,128 Well, I'll be back with the specials once your date arrives. 559 00:25:44,129 --> 00:25:45,840 Oh, no, no, no. He's not my date. 560 00:25:46,674 --> 00:25:49,927 ["MAY I" BY BROOK BENTON PLAYING] 561 00:25:59,478 --> 00:26:04,775 May I tell you that you're lovely... 562 00:26:06,151 --> 00:26:09,904 JAY: I am so sorry that I am late. I tried to get a car. 563 00:26:09,905 --> 00:26:12,115 And for what it's worth, I had no idea this place 564 00:26:12,116 --> 00:26:13,909 was gonna be this nice, but, um... 565 00:26:14,869 --> 00:26:17,204 - You look amazing. - Thank you. 566 00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,248 WAITER: Welcome to L'oie. 567 00:26:20,249 --> 00:26:21,791 May I offer you a beverage? 568 00:26:21,792 --> 00:26:24,043 - Um, I'm good. Thank you. - JAY: Yeah, please. How about 569 00:26:24,044 --> 00:26:26,337 a bottle of champagne, maybe two glasses? 570 00:26:26,338 --> 00:26:27,589 Oh, uh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. 571 00:26:27,590 --> 00:26:30,758 - No offense, but we're working. - None taken. 572 00:26:30,759 --> 00:26:31,969 WAITER: I'll be right back. 573 00:26:33,345 --> 00:26:34,972 So, where you from? 574 00:26:36,599 --> 00:26:38,016 Uh, Phoenix. 575 00:26:38,017 --> 00:26:39,350 Do you have siblings? 576 00:26:39,351 --> 00:26:41,060 [SMACKS LIPS] No. 577 00:26:41,061 --> 00:26:43,105 Are your parents still together? 578 00:26:44,273 --> 00:26:46,774 - Mm-hmm. - Well, that's nice. 579 00:26:46,775 --> 00:26:49,110 Yeah, I'd love to grow old with somebody. 580 00:26:49,111 --> 00:26:50,445 Change their Depends? 581 00:26:50,446 --> 00:26:51,529 You know, 582 00:26:51,530 --> 00:26:54,782 I don't immediately go to poop when I think about love, 583 00:26:54,783 --> 00:26:57,785 but yeah. I would change an adult diaper 584 00:26:57,786 --> 00:26:59,704 if it was in the name of love. 585 00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:04,584 The perfect romance... 586 00:27:04,585 --> 00:27:06,837 - [CORK POPS] - [GASPS, SIGHS] 587 00:27:07,129 --> 00:27:08,130 WAITER: Here we are. 588 00:27:08,631 --> 00:27:10,048 - JAY: Thank you. - Thank you. 589 00:27:10,049 --> 00:27:11,383 - WAITER: Miss? - Yeah. 590 00:27:12,468 --> 00:27:14,303 Didn't want any, but thank you. 591 00:27:16,263 --> 00:27:17,473 And for you, sir? 592 00:27:19,892 --> 00:27:22,060 JAY: Thank you very much. WAITER: Enjoy. 593 00:27:22,061 --> 00:27:23,145 What do you say? 594 00:27:24,563 --> 00:27:25,940 - To love? - Mm. 595 00:27:29,944 --> 00:27:30,945 Okay. 596 00:27:32,363 --> 00:27:34,864 - Listen, this is all very cute. - Mm-hmm. 597 00:27:34,865 --> 00:27:36,616 - And you're smooth. - Oh, thanks. 598 00:27:36,617 --> 00:27:37,951 But I'm just trying 599 00:27:37,952 --> 00:27:40,662 to salvage whatever's left of my career here, so can we skip 600 00:27:40,663 --> 00:27:43,414 whatever this is and get to cracking this campaign? 601 00:27:43,415 --> 00:27:44,707 - By all means. - Okay. 602 00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:46,251 I have a couple ideas in here. 603 00:27:46,252 --> 00:27:48,586 Some probably suck, but I'm sure there's a-- 604 00:27:48,587 --> 00:27:50,881 You've had your heart broken recently. 605 00:27:52,842 --> 00:27:55,385 - I'm sorry, what? - No, I just like to think 606 00:27:55,386 --> 00:27:58,264 I'm intuitive with these things and... 607 00:27:59,390 --> 00:28:01,099 Ew. Yeah, no. 608 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:02,892 I did not get my heart broken... 609 00:28:02,893 --> 00:28:04,018 - Mm-hmm. - ...recently. 610 00:28:04,019 --> 00:28:05,645 And it's really none of your business. 611 00:28:05,646 --> 00:28:07,230 Oh, you're totally right, it's not. 612 00:28:07,231 --> 00:28:09,566 Definitely not. Okay. Um, is... 613 00:28:09,567 --> 00:28:11,360 It's just your campaign. 614 00:28:12,486 --> 00:28:16,156 Doomed lovers? I mean, it hardly screams romance to me. 615 00:28:17,533 --> 00:28:20,243 The most romantic stories of all time are doomed. 616 00:28:20,244 --> 00:28:22,704 You got husbands, wives, 617 00:28:22,705 --> 00:28:24,455 partners, twin flames, soulmates. 618 00:28:24,456 --> 00:28:27,333 Whatever you wanna call it, it's all gonna end. 619 00:28:27,334 --> 00:28:28,877 It's just a matter of time before 620 00:28:28,878 --> 00:28:30,461 someone cheats, bails, or dies. 621 00:28:30,462 --> 00:28:33,006 What about butterflies in your stomach? 622 00:28:33,007 --> 00:28:35,550 A lightning bolt to the heart? 623 00:28:35,551 --> 00:28:37,135 - Cozy Sundays in bed? - [CHUCKLES] 624 00:28:37,136 --> 00:28:39,804 What's next, birth charts and long walks on the beach? 625 00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:42,056 I like those things, but I get it, not for everyone. 626 00:28:42,057 --> 00:28:44,142 You wanna know how I feel about romance? 627 00:28:44,143 --> 00:28:45,227 Yeah. 628 00:28:47,062 --> 00:28:48,397 It's a farce. 629 00:28:50,191 --> 00:28:51,275 A lie. 630 00:28:52,735 --> 00:28:56,112 Not to everyone, I know that. Some people get... [SMACKS LIPS] 631 00:28:56,113 --> 00:29:00,491 ...really lucky and stumble into something real and forever. 632 00:29:00,492 --> 00:29:02,118 But the other 99% of us 633 00:29:02,119 --> 00:29:04,996 are just bouncing from one failed experiment to the next, 634 00:29:04,997 --> 00:29:07,916 chasing the same regurgitated fairy-tale bullshit 635 00:29:07,917 --> 00:29:10,752 that's been stuffed into our brains since we were kids. 636 00:29:10,753 --> 00:29:12,128 Prince Charming? [SCOFFS] 637 00:29:12,129 --> 00:29:14,005 Till you catch him fucking your sister. 638 00:29:14,006 --> 00:29:15,673 I thought you were an only child. 639 00:29:15,674 --> 00:29:17,342 - It's a metaphor. Jesus. - Right. 640 00:29:17,343 --> 00:29:19,094 My point is, it's not real. 641 00:29:20,346 --> 00:29:23,431 And somehow, I landed a job that forces me to propagate 642 00:29:23,432 --> 00:29:25,600 a fantasy in order to sell blood diamonds 643 00:29:25,601 --> 00:29:27,519 harvested from third-world slave labor, 644 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,229 so please forgive me if I'm not swept away 645 00:29:29,230 --> 00:29:32,023 by your magical notions of romance, Jay. 646 00:29:32,024 --> 00:29:33,108 Wow. 647 00:29:34,401 --> 00:29:35,736 That's really... 648 00:29:36,946 --> 00:29:37,947 What? 649 00:29:39,073 --> 00:29:40,074 ...sad. 650 00:29:45,412 --> 00:29:46,539 Why are you single? 651 00:29:47,581 --> 00:29:50,251 - Excuse me? - No, really, Mr. Romantic... 652 00:29:51,502 --> 00:29:52,627 doe-eyed, first love, 653 00:29:52,628 --> 00:29:55,380 Esther Perel mama's boy know-it-all. Why are you single? 654 00:29:55,381 --> 00:29:57,465 - Well... - Are you really looking for love 655 00:29:57,466 --> 00:29:59,717 or are you just another fake-ass, ho-hunting, 656 00:29:59,718 --> 00:30:01,678 - ankle-cuff prick in a suit? - Oh, my God. 657 00:30:01,679 --> 00:30:02,762 You know, you don't know me. 658 00:30:02,763 --> 00:30:04,430 And you don't get to cast judgment 659 00:30:04,431 --> 00:30:06,892 just because I don't think like you, okay? 660 00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:13,941 Yeah, um... 661 00:30:15,568 --> 00:30:18,445 I think you were right. Tonight's a bad night. 662 00:30:19,989 --> 00:30:21,906 Should've just let you clear your head. 663 00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:24,285 Um, don't worry about the champagne. It's on Crystal. 664 00:30:26,704 --> 00:30:28,747 [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING] 665 00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:34,544 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 666 00:30:34,545 --> 00:30:39,216 Jay! Jay, hey-- I'm sorry, okay? You win. 667 00:30:39,717 --> 00:30:42,218 Listen, I told you it was fine and I meant it. It's all good. 668 00:30:42,219 --> 00:30:44,387 No, I had a really rough day and... 669 00:30:44,388 --> 00:30:45,597 and I took it out on you 670 00:30:45,598 --> 00:30:47,599 and that was shitty and-and wrong and... 671 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,392 Jay, please, I can't lose this job. 672 00:30:49,393 --> 00:30:51,270 Ally, I am not gonna take your job. 673 00:30:52,188 --> 00:30:53,646 Although it does seem like 674 00:30:53,647 --> 00:30:55,566 you don't really want this job, but... 675 00:30:56,775 --> 00:30:59,319 - This is me, so... - [PEOPLE LAUGHING NEARBY] 676 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,113 I'm gonna go back to the hotel, brainstorm some creative, 677 00:31:02,114 --> 00:31:03,616 see what we can salvage from the-- Oh. 678 00:31:06,202 --> 00:31:08,204 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 679 00:31:09,413 --> 00:31:10,414 COLLIN: [IN BRITISH ACCENT] Ally? 680 00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:16,085 ALLY: Collin! [CHUCKLES] What are you doing here? 681 00:31:16,086 --> 00:31:18,922 Um, well, Sienna and I are on a little dinner date, actually. 682 00:31:18,923 --> 00:31:21,258 - I've heard so much about you. - Really? 683 00:31:22,092 --> 00:31:23,093 Why? 684 00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:25,845 And, uh, you are? 685 00:31:25,846 --> 00:31:27,347 Oh, Jay. I'm Ally's... 686 00:31:27,348 --> 00:31:29,474 - He's my friend-- Boyfriend. - ...Boyfriend. 687 00:31:29,475 --> 00:31:30,934 Friend. Boyfriend. 688 00:31:30,935 --> 00:31:32,727 I didn't know you had a boyfriend. 689 00:31:32,728 --> 00:31:34,605 - Yeah! [LAUGHS] - Yeah. [LAUGHS] 690 00:31:35,314 --> 00:31:36,481 Yeah. I mean, why would you? 691 00:31:36,482 --> 00:31:39,901 It's not like I publicize it on social media or anything. 692 00:31:39,902 --> 00:31:41,570 [FORCED LAUGHTER] 693 00:31:42,571 --> 00:31:44,489 Uh, well, it's nice to meet you, Jay. 694 00:31:44,490 --> 00:31:47,575 Pleasure. So, um, dinner, huh? 695 00:31:47,576 --> 00:31:49,953 Yeah. It was supposed to be a double date, 696 00:31:49,954 --> 00:31:51,872 uh, but unfortunately... 697 00:31:52,915 --> 00:31:54,249 - Ooh. - What does that mean? 698 00:31:54,250 --> 00:31:57,503 Well, you know the couple that got murdered up at the winery? 699 00:31:58,546 --> 00:32:00,547 - What, you know them? - We worked together. 700 00:32:00,548 --> 00:32:02,299 - Played racquetball. - Racquetball. 701 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:04,300 It's tragic, really. 702 00:32:04,301 --> 00:32:06,803 - You still kept the reservation? - And you still came to dinner? 703 00:32:06,804 --> 00:32:08,847 - Of course. In their honor. - JAY: Oh. 704 00:32:08,848 --> 00:32:10,598 - ALLY: Wow. - Well, a lot to 705 00:32:10,599 --> 00:32:12,225 eat in there and it's good. 706 00:32:12,226 --> 00:32:14,143 We should go. See you, Ally, as well, and... 707 00:32:14,144 --> 00:32:15,228 You have such a sexy suit. 708 00:32:15,229 --> 00:32:16,771 - Oh, that's a sexy dress. - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 709 00:32:16,772 --> 00:32:18,273 - [LAUGHS] - You guys have a good dinner. 710 00:32:18,274 --> 00:32:19,482 Happy Valentine's Day! 711 00:32:19,483 --> 00:32:20,650 Happy V-Day! 712 00:32:20,651 --> 00:32:22,528 Don't get killed, all right? [LAUGHS] 713 00:32:22,653 --> 00:32:25,488 - [FORCED LAUGH] What was-- - Why would he say that? 714 00:32:25,489 --> 00:32:27,448 That was weird. Oh, you're coming with me. 715 00:32:27,449 --> 00:32:29,952 - ALLY: That was so embarrassing. - [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 716 00:32:33,956 --> 00:32:37,542 Are you in love with somebody 717 00:32:37,543 --> 00:32:41,754 And just a little afraid to say who? 718 00:32:41,755 --> 00:32:44,924 Are you in love with somebody 719 00:32:44,925 --> 00:32:46,010 Thank you. 720 00:32:46,385 --> 00:32:49,262 Who doesn't know you're in love with 'em, too? 721 00:32:49,263 --> 00:32:52,223 Not a... not a problem. [CHUCKLES] 722 00:32:52,224 --> 00:32:54,434 Being in love with somebody 723 00:32:54,435 --> 00:32:59,480 Is something that everybody should be... 724 00:32:59,481 --> 00:33:02,442 So is it the accent? Is that what it is? 725 00:33:02,443 --> 00:33:04,360 Women love that fucking accent. 726 00:33:04,361 --> 00:33:06,488 [SIGHS] God, I can't stand it now. 727 00:33:07,865 --> 00:33:10,158 Brits are so unemotional. 728 00:33:10,159 --> 00:33:11,534 Mm. 729 00:33:11,535 --> 00:33:15,789 Well, that would explain the dead friends' resy. 730 00:33:16,582 --> 00:33:19,626 DRIVER: Love is a beautiful thing, no? 731 00:33:19,627 --> 00:33:21,836 - Oh, we-we just work together. - No, we're not a couple. 732 00:33:21,837 --> 00:33:23,796 - But you just kissed, no? - Oh. See, no, 733 00:33:23,797 --> 00:33:25,006 that was a performance 734 00:33:25,007 --> 00:33:28,051 to seem maybe more desirable and perhaps less pathetic 735 00:33:28,052 --> 00:33:31,638 - in front of her ex. - Oh. You love Spotify? 736 00:33:31,639 --> 00:33:34,766 I have Ultimate Sexies playlist and-- 737 00:33:34,767 --> 00:33:36,476 - I love Spotify. - Yeah, we're-- No, we're okay. 738 00:33:36,477 --> 00:33:37,644 - Thank you. - Okay. 739 00:33:37,645 --> 00:33:39,230 Can we add a stop? 740 00:33:40,689 --> 00:33:42,565 Again, I'm really sorry about tonight. 741 00:33:42,566 --> 00:33:44,234 I swear I'm not a lunatic. 742 00:33:44,235 --> 00:33:47,279 That's exactly what I think a lunatic would say. 743 00:33:48,405 --> 00:33:49,406 Okay. 744 00:33:50,366 --> 00:33:51,741 [CLICKS TONGUE] 745 00:33:51,742 --> 00:33:53,660 Have fun at your best friend's wedding. 746 00:33:53,661 --> 00:33:54,745 Thank you. 747 00:33:55,788 --> 00:33:59,749 Afraid of being left alone... 748 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:01,543 [SIGHS] 749 00:34:01,544 --> 00:34:02,920 - DRIVER: Okey dokey. - Yeah. 750 00:34:08,551 --> 00:34:09,552 What the... 751 00:34:11,094 --> 00:34:12,095 ALLY: No! 752 00:34:12,096 --> 00:34:15,305 Next stop, 2640 Westlake Avenue South, sir? 753 00:34:15,306 --> 00:34:16,391 [ALLY GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION] 754 00:34:17,393 --> 00:34:20,687 Hey, can you hold off a second? I think she locked herself out. 755 00:34:20,688 --> 00:34:22,772 You know what you should do? 756 00:34:22,773 --> 00:34:25,149 You should go to her, 757 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:28,236 tell her you love her, then never let her go. 758 00:34:28,237 --> 00:34:31,573 It's never too late for true love... 759 00:34:31,574 --> 00:34:35,119 Right. Right. Yeah, you just keep that meter running. 760 00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:39,748 Howdy. Everything okay? 761 00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:41,750 No. [CHUCKLES] 762 00:34:42,293 --> 00:34:44,836 No, I think I left my keys in a dressing room somewhere. 763 00:34:44,837 --> 00:34:45,919 Oh. 764 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,756 [CHUCKLES] Oh, my God. This night could not get any worse. 765 00:34:48,757 --> 00:34:50,009 You have a spare hidden? 766 00:34:50,676 --> 00:34:53,888 [SIGHS] Yeah, under a mat upstairs. 767 00:34:55,139 --> 00:34:57,098 It's okay. I'll just break the window. 768 00:34:57,099 --> 00:34:59,767 No. What are you talking about, breaking windows? No. 769 00:34:59,768 --> 00:35:01,603 No, it's fine. My landlord loves me. 770 00:35:01,604 --> 00:35:03,771 Well, if you're serious, maybe just, you know, let me do it. 771 00:35:03,772 --> 00:35:05,690 - I can break a window. - No, I know you can 772 00:35:05,691 --> 00:35:07,817 break a window, but if you cut yourself-- 773 00:35:07,818 --> 00:35:09,445 I'm not gonna cut myself. 774 00:35:10,613 --> 00:35:11,822 Knock yourself out. 775 00:35:12,489 --> 00:35:15,325 Just know I don't condone this. I'm worried for your safety. 776 00:35:15,326 --> 00:35:17,827 And you're punching with your thumb inside your hand, 777 00:35:17,828 --> 00:35:20,246 - which is not a good thing. - Okay, yeah. You're gonna do it. 778 00:35:20,247 --> 00:35:22,583 Yeah. Why don't you hold that? Came prepared. 779 00:35:24,793 --> 00:35:26,336 Ah, not so bad. 780 00:35:26,337 --> 00:35:27,421 That's bad. 781 00:35:28,339 --> 00:35:30,757 I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. 782 00:35:30,758 --> 00:35:32,842 No, no, I'm sorry I'm bleeding all over your floor. 783 00:35:32,843 --> 00:35:36,304 Here. Okay. Let's run it under some water. 784 00:35:36,305 --> 00:35:38,139 - Mm. - [WATER RUNNING] 785 00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:40,308 - Thanks. - Okay, you're just gonna wash up 786 00:35:40,309 --> 00:35:41,477 in here for a sec. 787 00:35:42,311 --> 00:35:43,603 [WHISPERS] Oh, God. 788 00:35:43,604 --> 00:35:46,356 Um, sorry it's so messy. 789 00:35:46,357 --> 00:35:47,524 I had a house cleaner, 790 00:35:47,525 --> 00:35:50,610 but she won the lottery last week and fired me. 791 00:35:50,611 --> 00:35:53,363 JAY: Really? How much did she win? 792 00:35:53,364 --> 00:35:55,740 Uh, like, a million dollars. [CHUCKLES] 793 00:35:55,741 --> 00:36:00,996 JAY: Damn. Well, I hope you find a replacement soon. 794 00:36:01,622 --> 00:36:03,081 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 795 00:36:03,082 --> 00:36:04,916 - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] - [SIGHS] 796 00:36:04,917 --> 00:36:07,418 Aw. Cute. 797 00:36:07,419 --> 00:36:08,628 [ALLY SIGHS] 798 00:36:08,629 --> 00:36:11,047 I was Pikachu for Halloween too. 799 00:36:11,048 --> 00:36:13,049 Oh, yeah. [LAUGHS] That wasn't Halloween. 800 00:36:13,050 --> 00:36:14,676 Well, what was it? 801 00:36:14,677 --> 00:36:17,053 It was Tuesday. Yeah, I was pretty obsessed. 802 00:36:17,054 --> 00:36:18,556 Wore that shit everywhere. 803 00:36:20,391 --> 00:36:22,392 - I'll take that. - It was on your shelf. 804 00:36:22,393 --> 00:36:23,935 No, I really wasn't expecting company. 805 00:36:23,936 --> 00:36:25,144 Ever? 806 00:36:25,145 --> 00:36:26,729 Why don't you just take a seat 807 00:36:26,730 --> 00:36:28,565 while I look for the first aid kit? 808 00:36:28,566 --> 00:36:29,817 [RUMMAGING] 809 00:36:32,069 --> 00:36:33,486 Huh. 810 00:36:33,487 --> 00:36:34,572 [SIGHS] 811 00:36:34,947 --> 00:36:35,948 Found it! 812 00:36:40,536 --> 00:36:41,537 Jay? 813 00:36:46,417 --> 00:36:47,835 [GROANS] 814 00:36:48,669 --> 00:36:49,670 Excuse you. 815 00:36:50,004 --> 00:36:52,673 I'm sorry. I didn't wanna sit on your nice clothes. 816 00:36:54,175 --> 00:36:55,801 - [ALLY SIGHS] - Oh. 817 00:36:57,761 --> 00:36:58,762 Would you relax? 818 00:36:59,471 --> 00:37:01,432 It's just a very expensive jacket. 819 00:37:02,975 --> 00:37:04,809 Let's see your hand. 820 00:37:04,810 --> 00:37:06,436 - [SIGHS] - [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 821 00:37:06,437 --> 00:37:08,689 - Ooh. - Careful now. 822 00:37:09,565 --> 00:37:10,566 Does it hurt? 823 00:37:11,817 --> 00:37:13,151 No, actually. 824 00:37:13,152 --> 00:37:14,736 - You're really good at this. - [CHUCKLES] 825 00:37:14,737 --> 00:37:16,404 Did you go to med school or something? 826 00:37:16,405 --> 00:37:19,575 I dropped out actually. 827 00:37:20,201 --> 00:37:22,202 [CHUCKLES] I really can't do blood. 828 00:37:22,203 --> 00:37:23,786 - No way. - Way. 829 00:37:23,787 --> 00:37:25,121 Hmm. 830 00:37:25,122 --> 00:37:27,957 Well, I think you're doing a pretty good job right now, 831 00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,460 if I do say so myself. 832 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,544 - ALLY: Uh... - Oh. 833 00:37:31,545 --> 00:37:33,546 This is why we dropped out of med school 834 00:37:33,547 --> 00:37:35,381 and pivoted to advertising. 835 00:37:35,382 --> 00:37:37,133 [JAY CHUCKLES] 836 00:37:37,134 --> 00:37:38,219 You're funny. 837 00:37:38,802 --> 00:37:40,721 - Am I? - I think so, yeah. 838 00:37:45,309 --> 00:37:47,644 Would you mind? My hair, falling in my face. 839 00:37:47,645 --> 00:37:48,979 - Oh, of course. - [CHUCKLES] Thank you. 840 00:37:56,570 --> 00:37:59,281 - Okay. There we go. - Oh, wow. [CHUCKLES] 841 00:38:03,869 --> 00:38:05,787 So, you mind my asking 842 00:38:05,788 --> 00:38:08,665 what kind of medicine you were planning on going into? 843 00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:11,209 [SMACKS LIPS] Uh, nephrology. 844 00:38:11,210 --> 00:38:12,836 That's the liver. 845 00:38:12,837 --> 00:38:13,920 Kidneys. 846 00:38:13,921 --> 00:38:15,296 - Nailed it. Damn. - Yeah. 847 00:38:15,297 --> 00:38:16,798 Well, why that? 848 00:38:16,799 --> 00:38:19,092 I had a family member that was pretty sick. 849 00:38:19,093 --> 00:38:20,301 Mm-hmm. 850 00:38:20,302 --> 00:38:23,764 Guess I, I don't know, thought I could fix people. 851 00:38:25,975 --> 00:38:28,393 Anyway, now I'm considered hemophobic. 852 00:38:28,394 --> 00:38:29,478 Oh. 853 00:38:30,062 --> 00:38:33,273 - I didn't take you for a bigot. - [LAUGHING] Okay, wow. 854 00:38:33,274 --> 00:38:36,944 Between that and coffee mates, your dad jokes are top-notch. 855 00:38:38,487 --> 00:38:41,990 I'm being facetious obviously. Your jokes are cheesy as-- 856 00:38:41,991 --> 00:38:43,075 [SCREAMS] Fuck! 857 00:38:43,868 --> 00:38:45,368 - Ally! Ally! - [GRUNTS] 858 00:38:45,369 --> 00:38:47,412 - Oh, shit! - [ALLY SCREAMS] 859 00:38:47,413 --> 00:38:49,414 [JAY YELLING] 860 00:38:49,415 --> 00:38:51,333 [GRUNTING] 861 00:38:57,131 --> 00:38:59,383 Fuck you! No, no, no, no, no, no! 862 00:39:00,843 --> 00:39:02,928 - Run! - [VIBRATING] 863 00:39:05,055 --> 00:39:06,055 Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! 864 00:39:06,056 --> 00:39:07,974 - [GROANS] What are you doing? - [POUNDING ON DOOR] 865 00:39:07,975 --> 00:39:09,309 Get your mind out of the gutter! 866 00:39:09,310 --> 00:39:11,269 Yep, yep, yep, yep. Come on. Come on, come on! 867 00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:13,479 Come on, come on! [GROANS] 868 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,149 Come on, come on, come on! 869 00:39:15,941 --> 00:39:17,233 - You got it? - Yes! 870 00:39:17,234 --> 00:39:18,652 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 871 00:39:20,196 --> 00:39:21,197 Good job. 872 00:39:22,531 --> 00:39:23,532 Thanks. 873 00:39:25,075 --> 00:39:26,869 Hey, you good? 874 00:39:27,328 --> 00:39:28,746 Yeah. [SCREAMS] 875 00:39:31,373 --> 00:39:34,375 - Help! He's trying to kill us! - Oh, here's lovebirds. [GRUNTS] 876 00:39:34,376 --> 00:39:36,003 - [ALLY SCREAMS] - [JAY GRUNTING] 877 00:39:36,545 --> 00:39:38,171 No! No, no, no. You've got the wrong people. 878 00:39:38,172 --> 00:39:40,381 - Hey. What are you doing? - He only kills couples, right? 879 00:39:40,382 --> 00:39:42,133 We're not a couple! We barely know each other. 880 00:39:42,134 --> 00:39:43,719 So back the fuck off! 881 00:39:44,261 --> 00:39:46,055 OPERATOR OVER PHONE: 911, what's your emergency? 882 00:39:46,805 --> 00:39:47,973 [ALLY SCREAMS] Run! 883 00:39:50,893 --> 00:39:53,270 Help! Help! 884 00:39:54,188 --> 00:39:55,188 Help us! 885 00:39:55,189 --> 00:39:57,274 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 886 00:40:02,655 --> 00:40:04,322 JAY: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 887 00:40:04,323 --> 00:40:05,407 What? 888 00:40:07,493 --> 00:40:08,577 Did you hear that? 889 00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:11,663 I don't hear anything. 890 00:40:11,664 --> 00:40:13,541 - [SCREAMING] - Oh, shit! 891 00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:15,459 - Ally! - [GRUNTING] 892 00:40:16,418 --> 00:40:18,044 Get off of her! 893 00:40:18,045 --> 00:40:19,839 Hey, hey! 894 00:40:24,176 --> 00:40:25,386 [GROANS] 895 00:40:26,637 --> 00:40:28,639 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 896 00:40:33,435 --> 00:40:34,478 [GRUNTS, SCREAMS] 897 00:40:36,897 --> 00:40:38,148 [PANTING] 898 00:40:42,152 --> 00:40:43,529 [GRUNTING] 899 00:40:48,242 --> 00:40:50,202 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 900 00:41:08,470 --> 00:41:09,847 [BREATH TREMBLING] 901 00:41:11,515 --> 00:41:13,475 [SLOW, RHYTHMIC CREAKING] 902 00:41:24,153 --> 00:41:25,279 [BREATH TREMBLING] 903 00:41:27,698 --> 00:41:28,949 [CREAKING CONTINUES] 904 00:41:31,994 --> 00:41:33,786 [BREATH TREMBLING] 905 00:41:33,787 --> 00:41:35,039 [CREAKING STOPS] 906 00:41:41,837 --> 00:41:43,213 [WHIMPERS SOFTLY] 907 00:41:43,214 --> 00:41:44,756 [MECHANICAL CLANK] 908 00:41:44,757 --> 00:41:46,592 [MECHANICAL WHIRRING] 909 00:41:47,176 --> 00:41:48,886 [CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING] 910 00:41:59,939 --> 00:42:01,523 - [MECHANICAL CLANK] - [GRUNTS] 911 00:42:01,524 --> 00:42:03,234 [WHIRRING CONTINUES FASTER] 912 00:42:03,984 --> 00:42:05,110 [GROANING] 913 00:42:10,199 --> 00:42:11,407 [BLADE RINGS] 914 00:42:11,408 --> 00:42:12,535 [GRUNTS] 915 00:42:14,203 --> 00:42:15,538 [GRUNTING] 916 00:42:21,252 --> 00:42:22,211 [SCREAMS] 917 00:42:26,924 --> 00:42:27,842 [SCREAMS] 918 00:42:29,176 --> 00:42:30,511 [BOTH GRUNTING] 919 00:42:32,763 --> 00:42:33,889 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 920 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,516 [SCREAMING] 921 00:42:40,437 --> 00:42:41,438 [YELLS] 922 00:42:43,816 --> 00:42:45,234 [GRUNTING, PANTING] 923 00:42:49,196 --> 00:42:50,114 [SCREAMS] 924 00:42:51,365 --> 00:42:52,491 [GRUNTING] 925 00:42:54,910 --> 00:42:57,996 No! No! No! 926 00:42:57,997 --> 00:42:59,665 [SIREN WAILING] 927 00:42:59,999 --> 00:43:01,792 Help! He's right behind... 928 00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:03,501 [CAR DOORS OPENING] 929 00:43:03,502 --> 00:43:04,586 OFFICER 1: Here! 930 00:43:04,587 --> 00:43:06,005 - ...me. - [CAR DOORS CLOSING] 931 00:43:07,798 --> 00:43:10,134 He was-- He was right here. 932 00:43:10,926 --> 00:43:12,219 OFFICER 2: I'll go check it out. 933 00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:15,181 Oh, my God. Jay. 934 00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:18,016 - Jay, is he okay? - I don't know who 935 00:43:18,017 --> 00:43:19,851 - you're talking about. - Jay Simmonds. 936 00:43:19,852 --> 00:43:22,270 We were with each other all night and-and we got attacked 937 00:43:22,271 --> 00:43:23,938 and we got separated back there. I... 938 00:43:23,939 --> 00:43:26,149 - You just left him? - No, I didn't leave him! 939 00:43:26,150 --> 00:43:28,693 OFFICER OVER RADIO: All units. All units, stand down. 940 00:43:28,694 --> 00:43:30,528 We have Heart Eyes. 941 00:43:30,529 --> 00:43:32,572 - I repeat, we have Heart Eyes. - Yes! We got that motherfucker! 942 00:43:32,573 --> 00:43:34,490 Seattle PD, baby! Fuck, yeah! 943 00:43:34,491 --> 00:43:36,659 OFFICER OVER RADIO: On behalf of Seattle PD, I just wanna say... 944 00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:38,036 OFFICER 1: Yeah, congratulations. 945 00:43:38,037 --> 00:43:39,997 OFFICER OVER RADIO: Incredible teamwork, huh? 946 00:43:43,626 --> 00:43:45,836 Hey! Hey, you need to back up! 947 00:43:47,338 --> 00:43:49,172 - Fucking weirdos. - BOY: What did I do? 948 00:43:49,173 --> 00:43:50,257 Detectives. 949 00:43:52,259 --> 00:43:53,344 Here she is. 950 00:43:54,345 --> 00:43:55,595 Detective Zeke Hobbs. 951 00:43:55,596 --> 00:43:57,890 This is my partner, Detective Jeanine Shaw. 952 00:44:00,392 --> 00:44:01,393 Hobbs and Shaw? 953 00:44:03,145 --> 00:44:04,396 Like the movie? 954 00:44:07,233 --> 00:44:09,067 - Haven't heard of it. - Haven't seen it. 955 00:44:09,068 --> 00:44:11,654 - We're here to ID a murderer. - Oh, my God. Jay? 956 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:13,781 Jay! 957 00:44:14,949 --> 00:44:16,951 - Jay, are you okay? - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 958 00:44:18,452 --> 00:44:19,453 - Jay! - Nope. 959 00:44:20,579 --> 00:44:22,205 Jay, are you okay? 960 00:44:22,206 --> 00:44:25,500 Uh, no, Ally, I'm not okay. 961 00:44:25,501 --> 00:44:28,170 Thank you for asking. You ditched me. 962 00:44:28,921 --> 00:44:31,047 What? I did not ditch you! 963 00:44:31,048 --> 00:44:34,092 Oh, yes, you did! You absolutely ditched me. We were a team. 964 00:44:34,093 --> 00:44:37,720 I was being chased by a fucking serial killer! 965 00:44:37,721 --> 00:44:41,975 I know! I also was being chased by a serial killer. 966 00:44:41,976 --> 00:44:44,894 - What the fuck does that mean? - Jay, you're tall and ripped 967 00:44:44,895 --> 00:44:47,605 and perfectly capable of defending yourself. 968 00:44:47,606 --> 00:44:49,899 Ally, I really appreciate the compliments, 969 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,317 especially coming from you, 970 00:44:51,318 --> 00:44:53,319 but right now is not the time, okay? 971 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,405 These muscles were not made for violence! 972 00:44:55,406 --> 00:44:56,656 They're for cuddling! 973 00:44:56,657 --> 00:44:58,241 - Okay. - JAY: Hey, we're talking here! 974 00:44:58,242 --> 00:45:00,451 Guys, this was not him. We were together all night. 975 00:45:00,452 --> 00:45:02,120 Heart Eyes was after both of us. 976 00:45:02,121 --> 00:45:05,499 Ma'am... We found this man in the park wearing this 977 00:45:06,792 --> 00:45:08,376 and in possession of this. 978 00:45:08,377 --> 00:45:09,627 JAY: Come on! 979 00:45:09,628 --> 00:45:11,921 No, that's-- That's not possible. 980 00:45:11,922 --> 00:45:13,174 Jay didn't do this. 981 00:45:14,008 --> 00:45:15,009 Maybe. 982 00:45:16,427 --> 00:45:18,012 Maybe Jay wasn't acting alone. 983 00:45:19,054 --> 00:45:20,138 - What? - JAY: What? 984 00:45:20,139 --> 00:45:21,681 We're gonna have to take your 985 00:45:21,682 --> 00:45:23,726 tall, ripped friend in for questioning. 986 00:45:26,270 --> 00:45:28,396 Oh! [CHUCKLES] 987 00:45:28,397 --> 00:45:31,692 - Hey, good going. Really great. - [ENGINE STARTS] 988 00:45:34,069 --> 00:45:35,695 See you at the station, I guess. 989 00:45:35,696 --> 00:45:36,822 [SIREN WHOOPS] 990 00:45:38,407 --> 00:45:40,367 [WHISPERS] Fuck. 991 00:45:43,412 --> 00:45:44,413 JAY: What is this? 992 00:45:45,164 --> 00:45:46,165 That's a ring. 993 00:45:46,749 --> 00:45:47,874 [HOBBS SIGHS] 994 00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:50,251 - Read it. - Read what? 995 00:45:50,252 --> 00:45:52,504 Let me help you out. Let me help you out. 996 00:45:52,505 --> 00:45:53,589 It says, "JS." 997 00:45:56,091 --> 00:45:58,510 - As in "Jay Simmonds." - "Jay Simmonds." 998 00:45:58,511 --> 00:46:00,553 You are really good. 999 00:46:00,554 --> 00:46:02,388 You're really good at detective work. 1000 00:46:02,389 --> 00:46:04,099 That was really-- It's impressive. 1001 00:46:09,104 --> 00:46:10,105 [WHISPERS] That sarcasm? 1002 00:46:11,565 --> 00:46:14,734 A, I am not married. 1003 00:46:14,735 --> 00:46:18,988 B, why would I leave a wedding band at the scene of the crime? 1004 00:46:18,989 --> 00:46:20,198 And C, 1005 00:46:20,199 --> 00:46:22,534 who gets their own initials 1006 00:46:22,535 --> 00:46:24,786 engraved in their own fucking wedding band? 1007 00:46:24,787 --> 00:46:26,037 Also, D, 1008 00:46:26,038 --> 00:46:27,957 yes, that was sarcasm. 1009 00:46:28,624 --> 00:46:30,708 - Hey, hey, hey! Hobbs. - Hey, relax. Relax! 1010 00:46:30,709 --> 00:46:32,419 Take five. Go. Go. 1011 00:46:33,671 --> 00:46:34,672 Cool down. 1012 00:46:35,297 --> 00:46:37,508 Come on. 1013 00:46:41,637 --> 00:46:42,721 [SHAW SIGHS] 1014 00:46:44,723 --> 00:46:47,308 I'm sorry. He can get a little hot under the collar. 1015 00:46:47,309 --> 00:46:49,060 Yeah. No kidding. 1016 00:46:49,061 --> 00:46:51,145 Do you need anything? Water, coffee? 1017 00:46:51,146 --> 00:46:54,608 - I am fine, thank you very much. - Okay. 1018 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,281 Just you and me. 1019 00:47:01,365 --> 00:47:03,909 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1020 00:47:06,704 --> 00:47:08,664 I want you to look me in the eyes 1021 00:47:09,832 --> 00:47:11,166 and tell me the truth. 1022 00:47:14,795 --> 00:47:15,796 All right. 1023 00:47:16,630 --> 00:47:18,089 How long have you known Ally? 1024 00:47:18,090 --> 00:47:19,800 [CHUCKLES] Fourteen hours. 1025 00:47:21,886 --> 00:47:23,262 You seem to care about her. 1026 00:47:26,390 --> 00:47:28,309 Yeah. Maybe I do. 1027 00:47:32,146 --> 00:47:34,856 But that ring. That's... It's not yours, correct? 1028 00:47:34,857 --> 00:47:37,484 No. Again, I am not married. 1029 00:47:38,152 --> 00:47:39,152 You're not married. 1030 00:47:39,153 --> 00:47:40,862 I mean, it's not, like, by choice or anything. 1031 00:47:40,863 --> 00:47:43,364 I just haven't met the right person. 1032 00:47:43,365 --> 00:47:44,533 You're telling me. 1033 00:47:45,659 --> 00:47:48,037 - You're-- - Single. Shocker. 1034 00:47:50,122 --> 00:47:51,123 Kind of. 1035 00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:53,709 No-- You really, um... 1036 00:47:55,461 --> 00:47:56,545 [CHUCKLING] 1037 00:47:58,088 --> 00:47:59,757 Okay. Um... [CLEARS THROAT] 1038 00:48:00,966 --> 00:48:03,259 Lady, I have been waiting here for over an hour. 1039 00:48:03,260 --> 00:48:05,553 - First of all, it's "officer." - [TALK RADIO PLAYING QUIETLY] 1040 00:48:05,554 --> 00:48:07,263 Second, I already told you 1041 00:48:07,264 --> 00:48:08,973 they're interrogating the suspect. 1042 00:48:08,974 --> 00:48:11,476 And I already told you they're interrogating the wrong guy. 1043 00:48:11,477 --> 00:48:13,311 Can you please just go back there 1044 00:48:13,312 --> 00:48:15,188 and give me some sort of information? 1045 00:48:15,189 --> 00:48:17,565 DAVID: Sorry, Fran. The ethernet cable was all frayed. 1046 00:48:17,566 --> 00:48:20,652 - Should be working now. - Thanks, David. 1047 00:48:20,653 --> 00:48:24,531 What's a five-letter word for a dog ending in H? 1048 00:48:24,532 --> 00:48:25,616 Bitch? 1049 00:48:26,325 --> 00:48:27,326 Excuse me? 1050 00:48:28,077 --> 00:48:29,078 Female dog. 1051 00:48:31,830 --> 00:48:34,333 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 1052 00:48:34,959 --> 00:48:37,837 Can you please go back there now and give me some sort of update? 1053 00:48:40,381 --> 00:48:41,924 - Fine. - Thank you. 1054 00:48:42,383 --> 00:48:44,844 Hey. Do we know each other? 1055 00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,596 No, I don't think so. 1056 00:48:48,472 --> 00:48:49,473 Bumble. 1057 00:48:49,974 --> 00:48:52,559 Yeah, no. I'm... I'm not on the apps. 1058 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,894 Oh. It's a waste of time anyway. 1059 00:48:54,895 --> 00:48:56,021 Hmm. 1060 00:48:57,940 --> 00:48:59,733 Just shooting my shot here. Um... 1061 00:49:00,693 --> 00:49:03,194 Could I take you out to coffee sometime? I'll pay for it. 1062 00:49:03,195 --> 00:49:06,448 [SIGHS] I almost got murdered tonight. 1063 00:49:08,284 --> 00:49:10,035 - I am so sorry. Um... - Yeah. 1064 00:49:10,828 --> 00:49:12,829 Stay safe. Have a good night. 1065 00:49:12,830 --> 00:49:13,956 Thank you. 1066 00:49:14,707 --> 00:49:17,042 - [DOOR OPENS] - Where the hell is everybody? 1067 00:49:17,710 --> 00:49:18,711 DAVID: Celebrating. 1068 00:49:20,754 --> 00:49:22,131 They caught Heart Eyes. 1069 00:49:33,934 --> 00:49:35,561 SHAW: So, what else do you want to tell me? 1070 00:49:36,395 --> 00:49:38,272 - I'm not a serial killer. - [SHAW CHUCKLES] 1071 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,816 So there's that. 1072 00:49:40,941 --> 00:49:44,569 Were you in Boston in February of '23 1073 00:49:44,570 --> 00:49:46,739 and Philadelphia in February of '24? 1074 00:49:48,407 --> 00:49:49,407 I... 1075 00:49:49,408 --> 00:49:52,202 Let me rephrase. You were in Boston and Philly. 1076 00:49:52,203 --> 00:49:53,703 Same dates and locations 1077 00:49:53,704 --> 00:49:55,789 as HEK's two prior killing sprees. 1078 00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:58,876 Jay, I got to admit... 1079 00:49:59,627 --> 00:50:01,295 that doesn't look very good. 1080 00:50:02,296 --> 00:50:04,047 I don't know what you want me to say. 1081 00:50:04,048 --> 00:50:07,927 I'm a freelancer, so yeah, I travel for, like, work. 1082 00:50:09,512 --> 00:50:11,847 Do you ever get lonely on the road? 1083 00:50:13,474 --> 00:50:16,726 I like to think that I can keep myself busy. 1084 00:50:16,727 --> 00:50:18,479 Yeah? How? 1085 00:50:19,522 --> 00:50:20,563 How do you blow off steam 1086 00:50:20,564 --> 00:50:22,900 when you're alone with your thoughts, Jay? 1087 00:50:25,653 --> 00:50:27,071 Do you go to a vineyard? 1088 00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:29,406 Maybe a spa? 1089 00:50:32,910 --> 00:50:34,912 [TALK RADIO CONTINUES QUIETLY] 1090 00:50:39,625 --> 00:50:40,625 - Holy... Who-- - [CLANKS] 1091 00:50:40,626 --> 00:50:41,710 [GASPS] 1092 00:50:43,379 --> 00:50:45,630 MAN OVER RADIO: So, for HEK to come out of the blue 1093 00:50:45,631 --> 00:50:49,050 and denounce Valentine's Day and all it stands for... 1094 00:50:49,051 --> 00:50:50,135 Hello? 1095 00:50:50,261 --> 00:50:52,136 ...by cutting these couples down to size. 1096 00:50:52,137 --> 00:50:54,598 In my professional opinion, what we have here... 1097 00:50:55,683 --> 00:50:57,141 - Detective. - [SIGHS] 1098 00:50:57,142 --> 00:50:58,560 We got an HWW out front. 1099 00:50:58,561 --> 00:50:59,978 What do you want me to do with her? 1100 00:50:59,979 --> 00:51:01,229 An HWW? 1101 00:51:01,230 --> 00:51:02,897 BOTH: "Hysterical white woman." 1102 00:51:02,898 --> 00:51:04,066 I'll handle her. 1103 00:51:05,568 --> 00:51:06,569 You sit tight. 1104 00:51:07,278 --> 00:51:08,988 - [DOOR CLOSES] - We're not done yet. 1105 00:51:11,073 --> 00:51:12,074 I'll be here. 1106 00:51:13,033 --> 00:51:14,952 He just snapped. 1107 00:51:15,369 --> 00:51:19,539 And he made it a point to kill again and again 1108 00:51:19,540 --> 00:51:23,042 until the very concept of an entire day dedicated 1109 00:51:23,043 --> 00:51:26,797 to couples and romance is eradicated. 1110 00:51:27,715 --> 00:51:32,636 He sneaks into your house and waits in the dark. 1111 00:51:33,345 --> 00:51:37,433 Cunning and quiet as a corpse. 1112 00:51:38,976 --> 00:51:41,979 And then, when you least expect it... 1113 00:51:43,856 --> 00:51:48,943 he pulls out one of the many, many, many toys 1114 00:51:48,944 --> 00:51:51,488 from his tools. 1115 00:51:52,114 --> 00:51:54,241 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 1116 00:52:08,422 --> 00:52:09,756 FRAN: What the hell are you doing? 1117 00:52:09,757 --> 00:52:10,840 God... 1118 00:52:10,841 --> 00:52:12,551 bless the USA. 1119 00:52:13,010 --> 00:52:14,093 - Told ya. - Yeah. 1120 00:52:14,094 --> 00:52:15,179 I'm so sorry. 1121 00:52:16,388 --> 00:52:18,431 - Are you letting him go? - Not yet. 1122 00:52:18,432 --> 00:52:19,516 Why the hell not? 1123 00:52:19,517 --> 00:52:21,392 - He's innocent. - Mm-hmm. 1124 00:52:21,393 --> 00:52:22,685 Well, then tell me something. 1125 00:52:22,686 --> 00:52:24,646 Why is the Heart Eyes Killer after him? 1126 00:52:24,647 --> 00:52:26,732 - You're not a couple. - I don't know. 1127 00:52:27,441 --> 00:52:30,860 I assume he saw us and thought we were together. 1128 00:52:30,861 --> 00:52:31,946 Why? 1129 00:52:33,739 --> 00:52:34,740 We... 1130 00:52:36,784 --> 00:52:37,826 kissed. 1131 00:52:41,288 --> 00:52:43,874 [STUTTERS] We had-- We had to kiss. 1132 00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:47,962 We had to kiss because... because my ex... 1133 00:52:48,921 --> 00:52:51,465 he was there, and I was jealous. 1134 00:52:52,633 --> 00:52:54,634 - It's really stupid, I know. - Okay. 1135 00:52:54,635 --> 00:52:55,719 I get it. 1136 00:52:56,846 --> 00:52:57,847 I do. 1137 00:53:01,767 --> 00:53:05,061 So you're not interested in him romantically? 1138 00:53:05,062 --> 00:53:06,145 [COIN CLINKS] 1139 00:53:06,146 --> 00:53:07,606 Why is that relevant? 1140 00:53:08,524 --> 00:53:09,650 Just girl talk. 1141 00:53:10,192 --> 00:53:11,986 I mean, he's cute, he has a... 1142 00:53:12,695 --> 00:53:14,613 really good job. 1143 00:53:16,282 --> 00:53:18,742 Perfect candidate for a little girl like yourself. 1144 00:53:20,911 --> 00:53:22,663 A little girl like myself? 1145 00:53:25,332 --> 00:53:26,457 - [LIGHTS CLANK] - [ALLY SCREAMS] 1146 00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:28,459 - [SHAW SIGHS] - [ALLY WHIMPERS] 1147 00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:29,669 SHAW: Oh, relax. 1148 00:53:29,670 --> 00:53:31,379 - Probably just the breaker. - [FLASHLIGHT CLICKS] 1149 00:53:31,380 --> 00:53:32,547 ALLY: That's what people say 1150 00:53:32,548 --> 00:53:33,966 before they get stabbed to death. 1151 00:53:35,593 --> 00:53:36,719 How would you know? 1152 00:53:38,888 --> 00:53:39,889 Watch her. 1153 00:53:42,349 --> 00:53:43,892 ALLY: No, no, no, no, no. She said to watch me. 1154 00:53:43,893 --> 00:53:45,977 FRAN: Calm down, I'm just getting a flashlight. 1155 00:53:45,978 --> 00:53:48,647 Little space? Any closer, you'd be inside me. 1156 00:53:49,356 --> 00:53:51,066 ALLY: I'm sorry. I'm just scared. 1157 00:53:53,027 --> 00:53:55,362 No, no, no, no. Careful. He hides in closets. 1158 00:54:04,496 --> 00:54:05,998 No killers in here. 1159 00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:09,501 - [ALLY SCREAMING] - [FRAN CHOKING] 1160 00:54:14,507 --> 00:54:16,174 [FRAN GRUNTS] 1161 00:54:16,175 --> 00:54:17,717 - [SCREAMS] - [FRAN GROANS] 1162 00:54:17,718 --> 00:54:19,845 - [SHARP THUD] - [BLOOD SPLASHES] 1163 00:54:20,554 --> 00:54:23,098 - [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] - [SOFT BEEP] 1164 00:54:25,809 --> 00:54:27,686 [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 1165 00:54:42,326 --> 00:54:43,536 [YELLS] 1166 00:54:48,666 --> 00:54:49,667 [BLADE RINGS] 1167 00:54:50,501 --> 00:54:51,502 ALLY: Help! 1168 00:54:53,963 --> 00:54:55,296 - Hey! Hey! What's happening? - [SCREAMS] 1169 00:54:55,297 --> 00:54:56,590 - He's here. - Who? 1170 00:54:58,592 --> 00:54:59,968 Go! Get back! Get back! 1171 00:54:59,969 --> 00:55:01,387 [PANTING] 1172 00:55:05,599 --> 00:55:07,475 [GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE] 1173 00:55:07,476 --> 00:55:10,603 - [SHAW SCREAMS IN DISTANCE] - Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey! 1174 00:55:10,604 --> 00:55:12,313 Where are you going? Uncuff me. 1175 00:55:12,314 --> 00:55:13,816 Don't worry, lover boy. 1176 00:55:14,525 --> 00:55:16,484 I'll protect you. [KISSES] 1177 00:55:16,485 --> 00:55:19,362 - [DOOR CLOSES] - No. No. No. 1178 00:55:19,363 --> 00:55:21,447 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1179 00:55:21,448 --> 00:55:23,450 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1180 00:55:27,538 --> 00:55:29,081 JAY: [MUFFLED] God! Damn it! 1181 00:55:33,502 --> 00:55:34,753 Shaw? 1182 00:55:38,674 --> 00:55:39,925 [JAY GROANS] 1183 00:55:54,148 --> 00:55:55,149 Shaw! 1184 00:55:57,026 --> 00:55:58,319 [GASPS SOFTLY] 1185 00:55:59,778 --> 00:56:01,947 - [BLADE STABS] - [GRUNTING WEAKLY] 1186 00:56:04,742 --> 00:56:06,493 [SCREAMING] 1187 00:56:10,206 --> 00:56:12,290 - [BODY THUDS] - [SCREAM ECHOES IN DISTANCE] 1188 00:56:12,291 --> 00:56:14,292 [PANTING, GRUNTING] 1189 00:56:14,293 --> 00:56:16,378 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1190 00:56:26,889 --> 00:56:28,974 - [SHARP THUMPING] - [GASPS] 1191 00:56:29,642 --> 00:56:31,017 [JAY GRUNTING OVER SPEAKERS] 1192 00:56:31,018 --> 00:56:33,019 - ALLY: Jay? - [THUMPING] 1193 00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:35,104 - Jay! - [GRUNTING] 1194 00:56:35,105 --> 00:56:36,524 ALLY: Jay, can you hear me? 1195 00:56:37,107 --> 00:56:38,691 OVER SPEAKER: Uh, yes, yes, Ally. 1196 00:56:38,692 --> 00:56:40,860 Ally, you've gotta find the keys. 1197 00:56:40,861 --> 00:56:44,072 Uh, Hobbs has the keys, okay? You have to find Hobbs 1198 00:56:44,073 --> 00:56:47,660 'cause he locked me in here like a fucking asshole. 1199 00:56:49,787 --> 00:56:50,788 Ally? 1200 00:56:53,791 --> 00:56:54,792 Ally? 1201 00:56:58,796 --> 00:57:00,089 [GRUNTS] She ditched me. 1202 00:57:02,466 --> 00:57:03,550 That's okay. 1203 00:57:03,551 --> 00:57:05,261 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [SIGHS] 1204 00:57:05,803 --> 00:57:06,803 Ally? 1205 00:57:06,804 --> 00:57:08,013 - [LOCK BEEPS] - [DOOR OPENS] 1206 00:57:08,138 --> 00:57:09,598 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1207 00:57:19,525 --> 00:57:21,318 [METALLIC SCRAPING] 1208 00:57:22,319 --> 00:57:23,863 [BREATH TREMBLING] 1209 00:57:25,281 --> 00:57:26,282 Hey. 1210 00:57:30,536 --> 00:57:31,537 Come on. 1211 00:57:32,121 --> 00:57:33,122 Hey, come on. 1212 00:57:33,455 --> 00:57:34,540 This is not fair! 1213 00:57:37,126 --> 00:57:38,127 Shit! 1214 00:57:39,628 --> 00:57:41,462 - [GUNSHOT] - [GLASS CRACKLING] 1215 00:57:41,463 --> 00:57:43,132 [GUNSHOT] 1216 00:57:47,928 --> 00:57:49,471 Die. [YELLS] 1217 00:57:51,390 --> 00:57:52,516 JAY: Ally! Ally! 1218 00:57:53,184 --> 00:57:54,810 Goddamn! I'm right here! 1219 00:57:56,979 --> 00:57:58,563 Jay! [GRUNTS] 1220 00:57:58,564 --> 00:57:59,648 Careful! Careful. 1221 00:58:00,608 --> 00:58:02,483 [ALLY GROANS, GRUNTS] 1222 00:58:02,484 --> 00:58:04,278 - Hi. - Hi. [GRUNTS] 1223 00:58:05,863 --> 00:58:06,863 [PANTING] 1224 00:58:06,864 --> 00:58:08,240 [CHUCKLING] Are you okay? 1225 00:58:09,617 --> 00:58:11,618 You're a terrible shot, by the way. 1226 00:58:11,619 --> 00:58:13,412 - Don't fucking push it, Romeo. - Ooh. 1227 00:58:14,413 --> 00:58:16,623 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1228 00:58:16,624 --> 00:58:18,583 - No! Hey! - Ally! 1229 00:58:18,584 --> 00:58:20,710 - ALLY: Stop! [SCREAMS] - No, no, no! Ally! 1230 00:58:20,711 --> 00:58:22,003 - [TIRES SQUEAL] - [HORN BLARES] 1231 00:58:22,004 --> 00:58:23,379 DRIVER: Fucking assholes! 1232 00:58:23,380 --> 00:58:24,714 You saved my life. 1233 00:58:24,715 --> 00:58:25,883 You saved mine. 1234 00:58:26,592 --> 00:58:27,593 I owed you one. 1235 00:58:30,387 --> 00:58:32,055 [GLASS CLATTERING] 1236 00:58:32,056 --> 00:58:33,431 ALLY: We're not together! 1237 00:58:33,432 --> 00:58:36,017 - Go kill somebody else! - Get up. Get up. Get up. 1238 00:58:36,018 --> 00:58:37,686 - Get up. Get up. Get up. - He's coming. He's coming. 1239 00:58:41,190 --> 00:58:44,150 - [MOVIE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] - [LIVELY CHATTER] 1240 00:58:44,151 --> 00:58:47,278 Oh, fuck. Do you know what we just did? 1241 00:58:47,279 --> 00:58:49,989 Yeah. We led a couples-killing maniac to a, uh... 1242 00:58:49,990 --> 00:58:51,991 - To an all-you-can-kill buffet. - Come on. 1243 00:58:51,992 --> 00:58:54,786 HILDY: A big fat lummox like you hiring an aeroplane to write, 1244 00:58:54,787 --> 00:58:58,374 "Hildy, don't be hasty. Remember my dimple. Walter." 1245 00:58:58,749 --> 00:59:00,208 Delayed our divorce 20 minutes 1246 00:59:00,209 --> 00:59:02,043 while the judge went out to watch it. 1247 00:59:02,044 --> 00:59:03,629 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1248 00:59:06,841 --> 00:59:08,008 WOMAN: Are you kidding me? 1249 00:59:09,927 --> 00:59:11,970 MAN: Oh, shit! 1250 00:59:11,971 --> 00:59:13,596 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 1251 00:59:13,597 --> 00:59:14,849 [LAUGHTER] 1252 00:59:17,309 --> 00:59:19,395 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 1253 00:59:20,771 --> 00:59:22,231 MAN 1: Yo, that costume is dope. 1254 00:59:25,901 --> 00:59:27,027 MAN 2: I don't like that. 1255 00:59:30,072 --> 00:59:31,615 WOMAN 1: That's not him, right? 1256 00:59:32,950 --> 00:59:34,075 MAN 3: What the fuck? 1257 00:59:34,076 --> 00:59:35,159 WOMAN 2: It is him! 1258 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,244 WALTER: Was it my fault? 1259 00:59:36,245 --> 00:59:38,997 Did I know that coal mine was gonna have another cave-in? 1260 00:59:38,998 --> 00:59:42,126 I intended to be with you on our honeymoon, Hildy. 1261 00:59:42,251 --> 00:59:43,668 - MAN 4: 'Sup, man? - [BLADE STABS] 1262 00:59:43,669 --> 00:59:45,045 [CHOKING] 1263 00:59:46,046 --> 00:59:48,631 HILDY: I spent two weeks in a coal mine with John Kruptzky. 1264 00:59:48,632 --> 00:59:50,258 You don't deny that, do you, Walter? 1265 00:59:50,259 --> 00:59:51,509 WALTER: Deny it? I'm proud of it. 1266 00:59:51,510 --> 00:59:53,178 We beat the whole country on that story. 1267 00:59:53,179 --> 00:59:55,263 HILDY: Suppose we did. That isn't what I got married for! 1268 00:59:55,264 --> 00:59:56,348 Excuse us. 1269 00:59:57,850 --> 00:59:58,893 WOMAN 3: What a creep. 1270 01:00:04,023 --> 01:00:05,023 Left. Left. 1271 01:00:05,024 --> 01:00:07,151 No. Right. Go. Go, go, go. 1272 01:00:08,235 --> 01:00:09,236 Turn. 1273 01:00:11,780 --> 01:00:12,781 In here. 1274 01:00:14,617 --> 01:00:16,243 [BOTH PANTING] 1275 01:00:19,747 --> 01:00:21,624 - [QUIET THUMPING] - [GASPS] 1276 01:00:26,587 --> 01:00:27,837 Hmm? 1277 01:00:27,838 --> 01:00:30,590 [WHISPERS] Put a fucking shirt on. There's a killer after us. 1278 01:00:30,591 --> 01:00:33,092 - WOMAN: Mm. Oh, what is it? - [BOTTLES CLINK] 1279 01:00:33,093 --> 01:00:35,303 - [CHUCKLES] - JAY: The Heart Eyes Killer. 1280 01:00:35,304 --> 01:00:37,681 He's out there right now. We need to be quiet. 1281 01:00:38,057 --> 01:00:41,392 Oh! Dude, that's so hot. [CHUCKLES] Fuck. 1282 01:00:41,393 --> 01:00:43,520 - We love role-play. [LAUGHS] - Yeah. 1283 01:00:43,521 --> 01:00:45,980 - WOMAN: Oh, my God. He's coming. - We're so dead. 1284 01:00:45,981 --> 01:00:47,982 WOMAN: Oh, he's so scary and big. 1285 01:00:47,983 --> 01:00:49,484 - [SIGHS] We can't stay here. - No. 1286 01:00:49,485 --> 01:00:51,611 [BOTH LAUGHING, MOANING] 1287 01:00:51,612 --> 01:00:53,530 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [MOVIE CONTINUES PLAYING] 1288 01:00:53,531 --> 01:00:55,156 - ...without shuddering. - Walter... 1289 01:00:55,157 --> 01:00:56,866 I made a great reporter out of you, Hildy. 1290 01:00:56,867 --> 01:00:58,993 You won't be half as good on another paper. You know it. 1291 01:00:58,994 --> 01:01:00,078 We're a team. 1292 01:01:00,079 --> 01:01:02,163 You need me, I need you, the paper needs us! 1293 01:01:02,164 --> 01:01:03,332 Sold, American! 1294 01:01:03,666 --> 01:01:04,666 [SIGHS] 1295 01:01:04,667 --> 01:01:06,376 It just didn't work out, Walter. 1296 01:01:06,377 --> 01:01:08,169 - MAN: Oh, fuck. - [WOMAN MOANS] 1297 01:01:08,170 --> 01:01:09,921 [SUCKS TEETH] 1298 01:01:09,922 --> 01:01:11,840 Maybe we lay low for a little bit. 1299 01:01:11,841 --> 01:01:12,966 Yeah. 1300 01:01:12,967 --> 01:01:14,093 HILDY: I wasn't satisfied. 1301 01:01:14,635 --> 01:01:16,052 I suppose I proposed to you? 1302 01:01:16,053 --> 01:01:17,136 You practically did. 1303 01:01:17,137 --> 01:01:19,305 Making goo-goo eyes at me for two years. 1304 01:01:19,306 --> 01:01:21,266 "Oh, Walter." And I still... 1305 01:01:21,267 --> 01:01:23,309 I actually kind of like this movie. 1306 01:01:23,310 --> 01:01:25,228 - MAN: Yeah, you like that? - [WOMAN MOANS] 1307 01:01:25,229 --> 01:01:26,980 - Yeah. - Really? 1308 01:01:26,981 --> 01:01:28,982 - [MAN MOANING] - [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 1309 01:01:28,983 --> 01:01:30,651 Yeah. Are you surprised? 1310 01:01:32,945 --> 01:01:34,487 Little bit, yeah. 1311 01:01:34,488 --> 01:01:35,990 [BOTH MOANING] 1312 01:01:39,702 --> 01:01:41,412 I did ditch you. 1313 01:01:43,163 --> 01:01:44,999 N-No. Ditch me? 1314 01:01:46,375 --> 01:01:48,544 [SCOFFS] It's what I'm best at. 1315 01:01:49,253 --> 01:01:50,963 - Ditching people? - Running. 1316 01:01:51,589 --> 01:01:53,798 Hey, I was holding my own. You didn't see me? 1317 01:01:53,799 --> 01:01:55,926 He was shaking in his little leather boots. 1318 01:01:56,719 --> 01:01:58,721 - [BOTH MOANING] - [THUMPING] 1319 01:02:00,639 --> 01:02:03,141 Jay, I wasn't entirely honest at dinner. 1320 01:02:03,142 --> 01:02:04,475 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 1321 01:02:04,476 --> 01:02:06,478 My parents had this, like... 1322 01:02:08,022 --> 01:02:09,732 storybook romance. 1323 01:02:11,317 --> 01:02:13,068 They were literally perfect together. 1324 01:02:16,530 --> 01:02:17,823 And then my dad died. 1325 01:02:18,449 --> 01:02:20,451 - [BOTTLES CLATTERING] - [WOMAN GIGGLES] 1326 01:02:21,660 --> 01:02:23,704 I don't think my mom ever fully recovered. 1327 01:02:25,706 --> 01:02:27,373 [SOFT, RHYTHMIC SLAPPING] 1328 01:02:27,374 --> 01:02:28,459 I'm sorry. 1329 01:02:29,501 --> 01:02:30,669 [WOMAN GRUNTING] 1330 01:02:31,962 --> 01:02:33,297 You know, when I was a kid, 1331 01:02:34,423 --> 01:02:37,718 my parents just... hated each other. 1332 01:02:38,677 --> 01:02:41,888 I mean, they fought... all the time. 1333 01:02:41,889 --> 01:02:43,431 [MAN SIGHS IN PLEASURE] 1334 01:02:43,432 --> 01:02:44,808 JAY: I think that... 1335 01:02:45,935 --> 01:02:47,436 is why I'm just this... 1336 01:02:49,271 --> 01:02:50,731 hapless romantic. 1337 01:02:52,024 --> 01:02:55,568 Just putting every girl I fall for on a pedestal, 1338 01:02:55,569 --> 01:02:58,613 only to have my heart broken over... 1339 01:02:58,614 --> 01:03:00,365 - WOMAN: More. - and over... 1340 01:03:00,366 --> 01:03:01,533 WOMAN: More? 1341 01:03:01,534 --> 01:03:02,660 ...and over. 1342 01:03:04,411 --> 01:03:05,620 WOMAN: Keep going. 1343 01:03:05,621 --> 01:03:07,790 - All because they... - [MAN MOANS] 1344 01:03:09,208 --> 01:03:12,335 - They just can't... breathe... - [WOMAN SQUEALS] 1345 01:03:12,336 --> 01:03:14,296 ...my suffocating attempt 1346 01:03:15,631 --> 01:03:18,342 to prove Mom and Dad wrong. 1347 01:03:19,093 --> 01:03:20,636 [BOTH MOANING] 1348 01:03:23,597 --> 01:03:24,682 You know, I think... 1349 01:03:26,433 --> 01:03:29,352 I think tonight should've been, like, 1350 01:03:29,353 --> 01:03:31,063 the worst night of my life. 1351 01:03:31,564 --> 01:03:32,857 [KISSING] 1352 01:03:35,317 --> 01:03:36,318 But it isn't. 1353 01:03:37,111 --> 01:03:38,779 [SOFT, RHYTHMIC SLAPPING] 1354 01:03:41,448 --> 01:03:42,449 Ditto. 1355 01:03:45,119 --> 01:03:47,287 MAN: Baby, you're so wet. WOMAN: Mm-hmm. 1356 01:03:47,288 --> 01:03:48,706 [MOANING LOUDLY] 1357 01:03:49,790 --> 01:03:51,500 - [MAN GRUNTING] - [WOMAN LAUGHING] 1358 01:03:52,918 --> 01:03:55,295 - God, you're so hard! - [SHARP SLAP] 1359 01:03:55,296 --> 01:03:56,629 - WOMAN: Ow! - [ALLY AND JAY LAUGHING] 1360 01:03:56,630 --> 01:03:58,340 [BOTH MOANING] 1361 01:04:00,009 --> 01:04:01,342 At least they're having fun. 1362 01:04:01,343 --> 01:04:03,636 - WOMAN: Oh, shit! - [FABRIC RIPS] 1363 01:04:03,637 --> 01:04:05,889 - [CONTINUES MOANING] - [CHUCKLES] It's kinda loud. 1364 01:04:05,890 --> 01:04:07,891 [BOTH MOANING LOUDLY] 1365 01:04:07,892 --> 01:04:09,184 - Yeah, it's too loud. - [CREAKING] 1366 01:04:09,185 --> 01:04:11,269 - Hey! Shh! - Shut the fuck up! Shh! 1367 01:04:11,270 --> 01:04:13,647 - Shut up! Shut the fuck up. - Quiet down! 1368 01:04:14,315 --> 01:04:16,524 - MAN: Samm! I'm coming! - [EXCLAIMS] Oh, God! 1369 01:04:16,525 --> 01:04:17,692 - MAN: Oh, I'm coming! - JAY: Guys! 1370 01:04:17,693 --> 01:04:18,860 Shut up! Shut up! 1371 01:04:18,861 --> 01:04:21,488 - [MAN MOANING] - [EXCLAIMS, SCREAMS] 1372 01:04:22,990 --> 01:04:24,867 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1373 01:04:31,498 --> 01:04:33,083 [CHOKING] 1374 01:04:38,005 --> 01:04:39,340 [SCREAMING] 1375 01:04:41,050 --> 01:04:44,427 Holy shit. Someone call 911! 1376 01:04:44,428 --> 01:04:46,472 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1377 01:04:48,015 --> 01:04:49,390 [GRUNTS] 1378 01:04:49,391 --> 01:04:50,476 Fuck! 1379 01:04:51,435 --> 01:04:52,770 - [SHARP THUMP] - [GRUNTS] 1380 01:04:57,233 --> 01:04:58,316 Please, no! 1381 01:04:58,317 --> 01:05:00,860 [ALL CLAMORING, SCREAMING] 1382 01:05:00,861 --> 01:05:02,154 [GRUNTS] 1383 01:05:10,955 --> 01:05:11,955 [ENGINE STARTS] 1384 01:05:11,956 --> 01:05:13,457 [SCREAMS] 1385 01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:17,586 [SCREAMS] 1386 01:05:18,754 --> 01:05:20,548 [BOTH CRYING AND WHIMPERING] 1387 01:05:34,144 --> 01:05:36,272 [CLAMORING] 1388 01:05:37,982 --> 01:05:39,482 What are you-- Hey, Ally. 1389 01:05:39,483 --> 01:05:40,984 - What are you doing? - Wait. 1390 01:05:40,985 --> 01:05:42,862 Wait for what? He's gonna kill us. 1391 01:05:43,737 --> 01:05:45,322 And if he doesn't kill us, 1392 01:05:46,198 --> 01:05:47,949 he's gonna keep killing people. 1393 01:05:47,950 --> 01:05:49,243 We brought him here, 1394 01:05:50,828 --> 01:05:51,829 we end it here. 1395 01:05:52,371 --> 01:05:54,539 - We-- [BREATH TREMBLING] - Come on. 1396 01:05:54,540 --> 01:05:56,125 I thought we were a team. 1397 01:06:00,546 --> 01:06:02,965 ["PLEASE DON'T GO" BY KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND PLAYING] 1398 01:06:13,392 --> 01:06:16,896 Babe, I love you so 1399 01:06:19,315 --> 01:06:21,567 I want you to know 1400 01:06:23,068 --> 01:06:26,739 That I'm gonna miss your love 1401 01:06:28,032 --> 01:06:31,951 The minute you walk out that door 1402 01:06:31,952 --> 01:06:33,203 So please don't... 1403 01:06:33,204 --> 01:06:35,915 - [SONG STOPS] - [WOMEN SCREAMING, WHIMPERING] 1404 01:06:38,292 --> 01:06:40,002 ALLY: Hey, Fuck Eyes! 1405 01:06:43,506 --> 01:06:44,548 Wait, wait, wait. 1406 01:06:45,466 --> 01:06:46,467 We need a weapon. 1407 01:06:47,593 --> 01:06:48,594 I have this. 1408 01:06:49,470 --> 01:06:51,180 That is not a weapon. 1409 01:06:54,016 --> 01:06:55,099 That could work. 1410 01:06:55,100 --> 01:06:57,311 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1411 01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,526 - I don't think I can do that. - What? Hey... 1412 01:07:03,984 --> 01:07:04,985 Yes, you can. 1413 01:07:06,028 --> 01:07:07,029 Come on. 1414 01:07:13,244 --> 01:07:14,620 [ALLY GROANS] 1415 01:07:17,498 --> 01:07:19,250 [BOTH GROANING] 1416 01:07:22,586 --> 01:07:24,337 - [GRUNTS] - [SCREAMS] 1417 01:07:24,338 --> 01:07:25,422 Run! 1418 01:07:28,843 --> 01:07:30,009 - Ally! - [SCREAMS] 1419 01:07:30,010 --> 01:07:31,095 [GRUNTING] 1420 01:07:37,101 --> 01:07:38,811 [EARS RING] 1421 01:07:40,145 --> 01:07:41,605 [GRUNTS WEAKLY] 1422 01:07:43,148 --> 01:07:44,692 [GRUNTING] 1423 01:07:46,652 --> 01:07:47,945 [GRUNTS] 1424 01:07:48,529 --> 01:07:51,073 - [BLADE CLATTERS] - [PANTING] 1425 01:08:01,083 --> 01:08:02,084 [GRUNTING] 1426 01:08:03,294 --> 01:08:04,461 Oh, shit! 1427 01:08:04,837 --> 01:08:05,920 [YELLS] 1428 01:08:05,921 --> 01:08:07,380 [GASPS] 1429 01:08:07,381 --> 01:08:08,631 [YELLS] 1430 01:08:08,632 --> 01:08:10,384 [PANTING] 1431 01:08:12,887 --> 01:08:14,513 [SIGHING] 1432 01:08:19,935 --> 01:08:21,477 Thanks a lot, Jay. 1433 01:08:21,854 --> 01:08:22,854 What? 1434 01:08:22,855 --> 01:08:24,105 [BREATH TREMBLES] 1435 01:08:24,106 --> 01:08:25,690 You got it in my mouth. 1436 01:08:25,691 --> 01:08:27,065 I just saved your life. 1437 01:08:27,066 --> 01:08:28,485 Oh, my God. I think I'm gonna be sick. 1438 01:08:28,986 --> 01:08:30,862 - No. Hey. - [STOMACH GURGLING] 1439 01:08:30,863 --> 01:08:31,989 Oh, no, no, no. 1440 01:08:34,742 --> 01:08:36,075 [ALLY RETCHING] 1441 01:08:37,077 --> 01:08:38,287 [COUGHING] 1442 01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:40,246 [GROANS] 1443 01:08:40,247 --> 01:08:42,373 I told you I was not good with blood. 1444 01:08:42,374 --> 01:08:43,584 Yeah, no kidding. 1445 01:08:44,501 --> 01:08:45,753 [ALLY SIGHS] 1446 01:08:48,797 --> 01:08:50,925 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1447 01:09:03,896 --> 01:09:05,522 Uh, who the fuck is that? 1448 01:09:06,565 --> 01:09:07,858 I have no idea. 1449 01:09:14,073 --> 01:09:15,657 WOMAN: He's lost a lot of blood here. 1450 01:09:15,658 --> 01:09:16,908 [URGENT CHATTER] 1451 01:09:16,909 --> 01:09:18,535 MAN: Do you have an ID on the victim? 1452 01:09:19,035 --> 01:09:21,497 You two, you're gonna be famous. 1453 01:09:22,039 --> 01:09:24,624 The couple that stopped Heart Eyes. I... 1454 01:09:25,543 --> 01:09:26,627 [SIGHS] 1455 01:09:27,794 --> 01:09:29,046 It's very cute. 1456 01:09:29,672 --> 01:09:31,047 [STUTTERS] Thank you. Thank you. 1457 01:09:31,048 --> 01:09:32,258 Thank you. 1458 01:09:33,467 --> 01:09:34,927 I'm gonna leave you alone now. 1459 01:09:42,476 --> 01:09:43,852 Shot in the dark here. 1460 01:09:45,271 --> 01:09:46,563 Wanna come back to my hotel 1461 01:09:46,564 --> 01:09:49,191 and try and crack this campaign before my flight? 1462 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:53,195 Just actually eat some dinner. 1463 01:09:53,779 --> 01:09:55,614 Order a whole bunch of room service. 1464 01:09:58,576 --> 01:09:59,743 Um... 1465 01:10:01,245 --> 01:10:03,372 Jay, I can't. 1466 01:10:05,583 --> 01:10:06,792 [SIGHS] 1467 01:10:09,712 --> 01:10:10,880 [SIREN WHOOPS] 1468 01:10:11,380 --> 01:10:12,423 Hey, you two. 1469 01:10:16,051 --> 01:10:18,596 Just wanted to make sure you both got home safe. 1470 01:10:19,180 --> 01:10:20,472 Either of you need a lift? 1471 01:10:21,098 --> 01:10:23,767 JAY: Um... actually... 1472 01:10:25,644 --> 01:10:27,645 I don't suppose you have a phone, 1473 01:10:27,646 --> 01:10:29,022 just so I can call a cab? 1474 01:10:29,023 --> 01:10:31,149 No, don't be silly. I'll give you a ride home. 1475 01:10:31,150 --> 01:10:32,859 Least I can do. 1476 01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:34,986 - Your chariot awaits. - [JAY CHUCKLES] 1477 01:10:34,987 --> 01:10:36,780 - [CHUCKLES] - Okay. 1478 01:10:41,869 --> 01:10:42,995 Work call later? 1479 01:10:45,414 --> 01:10:46,582 Sounds like a plan. 1480 01:10:50,628 --> 01:10:52,962 Hey, uh, does anyone have a pen? 1481 01:10:52,963 --> 01:10:54,465 - PARAMEDIC: I got you, dude. - Okay. 1482 01:10:56,884 --> 01:10:57,885 Can I see that? 1483 01:10:59,595 --> 01:11:01,555 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1484 01:11:05,518 --> 01:11:06,936 That's me. 1485 01:11:08,020 --> 01:11:09,188 [HORN HONKS] 1486 01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:11,857 ALLY: Your chariot awaits. 1487 01:11:13,192 --> 01:11:14,234 [SIGHS] 1488 01:11:14,235 --> 01:11:15,986 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1489 01:11:19,073 --> 01:11:20,241 [CHUCKLES] 1490 01:11:21,492 --> 01:11:22,868 She's not my type. 1491 01:11:25,663 --> 01:11:26,997 [ENGINE STARTS] 1492 01:11:30,334 --> 01:11:33,212 ["THIS YEAR'S LOVE" BY DAVID GRAY PLAYING] 1493 01:11:41,095 --> 01:11:43,346 PARAMEDIC: Hey, um, I got another call, 1494 01:11:43,347 --> 01:11:45,473 so I'm just gonna have to take that 1495 01:11:45,474 --> 01:11:47,810 - and that too. - Uh... 1496 01:11:48,769 --> 01:11:50,687 - This year's love - [DOORS CLOSE] 1497 01:11:50,688 --> 01:11:52,106 - Had better last - [ENGINE STARTS] 1498 01:11:52,898 --> 01:11:54,566 Heaven knows 1499 01:11:54,567 --> 01:11:57,151 - It's high time - [SIREN WHOOPS] 1500 01:11:57,152 --> 01:11:59,279 - I've been waiting - [SIREN WAILING] 1501 01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:00,738 On my own 1502 01:12:00,739 --> 01:12:02,448 WOMAN: Hey, do you need a ride? 1503 01:12:02,449 --> 01:12:04,076 Too long 1504 01:12:06,036 --> 01:12:10,081 And when you hold me like you do 1505 01:12:10,082 --> 01:12:13,544 It feels so right, oh, now 1506 01:12:14,587 --> 01:12:16,838 I start to forget 1507 01:12:16,839 --> 01:12:21,384 How my heart gets torn 1508 01:12:21,385 --> 01:12:25,805 When that hurt gets thrown 1509 01:12:25,806 --> 01:12:30,102 Feeling like you can't go on 1510 01:12:32,897 --> 01:12:35,191 [PHONE VIBRATING] 1511 01:12:37,067 --> 01:12:38,194 [PHONE CLICKS] 1512 01:12:39,195 --> 01:12:40,195 Hey. 1513 01:12:40,196 --> 01:12:41,362 MONICA OVER PHONE: Um, do you have 1514 01:12:41,363 --> 01:12:42,447 something you wanna tell me? 1515 01:12:42,448 --> 01:12:44,073 Oh, you're never gonna believe what happened. 1516 01:12:44,074 --> 01:12:45,700 Hello? Heart Eyes? Are you kidding me? 1517 01:12:45,701 --> 01:12:46,784 But wait, are you okay? 1518 01:12:46,785 --> 01:12:48,369 Tell me the truth. Do you need to come over? 1519 01:12:48,370 --> 01:12:49,788 You can sleep in Arthur's panic room. 1520 01:12:51,999 --> 01:12:53,709 No, I hate this feeling. 1521 01:12:54,627 --> 01:12:55,628 What feeling? 1522 01:12:57,338 --> 01:12:58,506 Liking someone. 1523 01:12:59,673 --> 01:13:01,133 God, I fucked up. 1524 01:13:02,176 --> 01:13:03,301 I fucked up, Mon. 1525 01:13:03,302 --> 01:13:05,553 I met a really, really great guy, 1526 01:13:05,554 --> 01:13:06,722 and now he's gone. 1527 01:13:09,725 --> 01:13:10,726 Where is he? 1528 01:13:11,352 --> 01:13:12,644 At the airport. 1529 01:13:12,645 --> 01:13:14,896 Oh. Okay, great. He's at the airport. Go get him. 1530 01:13:14,897 --> 01:13:15,980 Mon, I-- 1531 01:13:15,981 --> 01:13:18,817 - [SIGHS] - Hey, Ally. Ally, listen to me. 1532 01:13:19,401 --> 01:13:20,860 You deserve to be happy. 1533 01:13:20,861 --> 01:13:23,029 You deserve to have someone love you 1534 01:13:23,030 --> 01:13:26,283 for the beautiful, neurotic mess that you are. 1535 01:13:27,201 --> 01:13:29,244 I mean, you can be so clueless sometimes. 1536 01:13:29,245 --> 01:13:31,746 It's one of the ten things I hate about you, honestly. 1537 01:13:31,747 --> 01:13:34,415 You can't let Jay go off to his best friend's wedding 1538 01:13:34,416 --> 01:13:36,042 and hook up with a bunch of bridesmaids 1539 01:13:36,043 --> 01:13:37,545 and move to Notting Hill. No. 1540 01:13:38,087 --> 01:13:39,421 This is love, mama. 1541 01:13:40,089 --> 01:13:42,632 Some kind of wonderful, 1542 01:13:42,633 --> 01:13:45,970 crazy, stupid love, actually. 1543 01:13:46,804 --> 01:13:47,846 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1544 01:13:47,847 --> 01:13:50,807 Go get him. Go get that beautiful, melanin man. 1545 01:13:50,808 --> 01:13:52,058 - Okay! - He's gorgeous! 1546 01:13:52,059 --> 01:13:54,143 - Oh, my God. Okay, - Ally, go get him right now! 1547 01:13:54,144 --> 01:13:56,187 - I'm going. - I love you! You're beautiful! 1548 01:13:56,188 --> 01:13:58,439 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1549 01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:00,817 WOMAN OVER PA: This is your final call for all passengers 1550 01:14:00,818 --> 01:14:03,320 on flight 403 to Boston. 1551 01:14:04,113 --> 01:14:05,488 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 1552 01:14:05,489 --> 01:14:07,366 - ALLY: Thank you. - [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 1553 01:14:08,617 --> 01:14:09,617 Jay? 1554 01:14:09,618 --> 01:14:11,244 WOMAN OVER PA: Please have your boarding pass... 1555 01:14:11,245 --> 01:14:12,996 - Jay! - ...and identification ready. 1556 01:14:12,997 --> 01:14:14,081 Thank you. 1557 01:14:18,127 --> 01:14:19,127 Jay? 1558 01:14:19,128 --> 01:14:21,421 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA] 1559 01:14:21,422 --> 01:14:22,881 - Jay! - MAN: Fuck! 1560 01:14:22,882 --> 01:14:23,966 Sorry. 1561 01:14:27,261 --> 01:14:28,262 Jay! 1562 01:14:31,348 --> 01:14:32,682 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 1563 01:14:32,683 --> 01:14:34,310 I thought you were somebody else. 1564 01:14:34,894 --> 01:14:37,270 WOMAN OVER PA: Paging passengers Mr. and Mrs. Jones 1565 01:14:37,271 --> 01:14:38,521 flying to Denver... 1566 01:14:38,522 --> 01:14:40,023 - Sorry. - ...on flight 273. 1567 01:14:40,024 --> 01:14:42,525 Your flight is boarded and ready for departure. 1568 01:14:42,526 --> 01:14:44,653 - Please make your way... - [PHONE VIBRATING] 1569 01:14:44,778 --> 01:14:46,529 ...to gate lounge 11 immediately. 1570 01:14:46,530 --> 01:14:48,656 - Hello? - DISTORTED VOICE: Roses are red, 1571 01:14:48,657 --> 01:14:50,700 violets are black. 1572 01:14:50,701 --> 01:14:52,327 Guess who's with me 1573 01:14:52,328 --> 01:14:54,454 and not coming back? 1574 01:14:54,455 --> 01:14:55,539 Who is this? 1575 01:14:57,082 --> 01:14:58,334 We've met before. 1576 01:14:58,834 --> 01:15:00,001 Forget me not. 1577 01:15:00,002 --> 01:15:01,961 JAY OVER PHONE: Ally! Ally! No! 1578 01:15:01,962 --> 01:15:04,005 Don't-- Do not-- [GRUNTS] 1579 01:15:04,006 --> 01:15:05,716 DISTORTED VOICE: St. Valentine's Chapel. 1580 01:15:06,425 --> 01:15:08,384 Come alone or he dies. 1581 01:15:08,385 --> 01:15:09,470 Okay. 1582 01:15:10,054 --> 01:15:12,640 Call for help, he dies. 1583 01:15:13,265 --> 01:15:14,933 Okay. Just please don't hurt him. 1584 01:15:14,934 --> 01:15:18,311 DISTORTED VOICE: [LAUGHS] That's up to you, sweetheart. 1585 01:15:18,312 --> 01:15:20,730 - [LINE CLICKS] - [PANTING SOFTLY] 1586 01:15:20,731 --> 01:15:22,816 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1587 01:15:25,736 --> 01:15:27,404 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1588 01:15:31,867 --> 01:15:33,869 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1589 01:15:35,246 --> 01:15:36,830 [THUNDER CRASHES] 1590 01:15:48,509 --> 01:15:50,176 [DOORS CREAKING] 1591 01:15:50,177 --> 01:15:52,263 [WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY] 1592 01:15:55,891 --> 01:15:57,643 - [BREATH TREMBLING] - [DOORS CREAKING] 1593 01:16:00,354 --> 01:16:01,730 [DOORS CLOSE] 1594 01:16:03,190 --> 01:16:05,651 DISTORTED VOICE: They say love is blind 1595 01:16:06,443 --> 01:16:09,029 and lovers cannot see, 1596 01:16:11,991 --> 01:16:16,245 the pretty follies that they themselves commit. 1597 01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:21,250 But love isn't blind... 1598 01:16:22,710 --> 01:16:23,961 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1599 01:16:25,838 --> 01:16:27,131 [SIGHS] 1600 01:16:29,466 --> 01:16:30,467 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Is it? 1601 01:16:31,719 --> 01:16:32,845 Wait, you're-- 1602 01:16:34,180 --> 01:16:35,181 It's me. 1603 01:16:37,516 --> 01:16:38,517 David. 1604 01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:44,565 The IT guy. 1605 01:16:45,858 --> 01:16:47,943 Wait, who the fuck did we kill then? 1606 01:16:48,485 --> 01:16:50,321 [LAUGHS] Eli. 1607 01:16:50,821 --> 01:16:52,990 Poor, stupid Eli. 1608 01:16:53,449 --> 01:16:54,991 You guys were a couple? 1609 01:16:54,992 --> 01:16:56,952 Couple? No. No. [SIGHS] 1610 01:16:58,829 --> 01:16:59,830 Throuple. 1611 01:17:00,748 --> 01:17:02,416 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1612 01:17:03,626 --> 01:17:06,337 Love looks with eyes wide open. 1613 01:17:08,130 --> 01:17:10,549 Seeking what the heart desires the most. 1614 01:17:12,468 --> 01:17:13,469 A partner. 1615 01:17:14,929 --> 01:17:16,472 Its true companion. 1616 01:17:21,894 --> 01:17:24,604 I found mine ten years ago in a chat room. 1617 01:17:24,605 --> 01:17:25,814 [GRUNTS] 1618 01:17:26,232 --> 01:17:27,607 David saw me. 1619 01:17:27,608 --> 01:17:29,317 He understood me 1620 01:17:29,318 --> 01:17:31,152 and I understood him. 1621 01:17:31,153 --> 01:17:32,947 [DAVID GASPS, MOANS] 1622 01:17:37,868 --> 01:17:39,703 [SIGHS] We got married here. 1623 01:17:40,704 --> 01:17:43,331 You know, I didn't really take you for the religious type. 1624 01:17:43,332 --> 01:17:44,499 [BOTH LAUGH] 1625 01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:47,503 No. We just like the story. 1626 01:17:50,673 --> 01:17:52,132 Saint Valentine... 1627 01:17:54,844 --> 01:17:56,095 [WHISPERS] ...was beheaded. 1628 01:17:58,347 --> 01:17:59,347 [SHAW LAUGHS] 1629 01:17:59,348 --> 01:18:01,475 You murdered innocent people. 1630 01:18:02,935 --> 01:18:04,686 - Share what you love. - Share what you love. 1631 01:18:04,687 --> 01:18:06,564 - Mm. - [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1632 01:18:07,231 --> 01:18:10,317 DAVID: And we love hunting, killing... 1633 01:18:11,527 --> 01:18:12,653 SHAW: Deceit. 1634 01:18:13,487 --> 01:18:15,531 Taking turns on our victims. 1635 01:18:17,157 --> 01:18:18,450 Murdering couples. 1636 01:18:20,494 --> 01:18:21,953 [HEAVY BREATHING] 1637 01:18:21,954 --> 01:18:23,497 DAVID: It's our kink. SHAW: It's our kink. 1638 01:18:24,874 --> 01:18:26,499 Everybody's got a fetish. 1639 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:27,917 - [BREATH TREMBLING] - [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1640 01:18:27,918 --> 01:18:29,670 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 1641 01:18:31,797 --> 01:18:34,465 Well, too bad we wasted your boyfriend at the drive-in. 1642 01:18:34,466 --> 01:18:35,717 - DAVID: Oh, God. - [SHAW LAUGHS] 1643 01:18:35,718 --> 01:18:37,719 He wasn't our boyfriend. 1644 01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:40,805 No, Eli was just a stupid fanboy. 1645 01:18:40,806 --> 01:18:42,473 He was obsessed with us. 1646 01:18:42,474 --> 01:18:43,725 He was obsessed with me. 1647 01:18:43,726 --> 01:18:45,436 Yeah. Learned a lot from me. 1648 01:18:46,437 --> 01:18:47,396 It just got messy. 1649 01:18:47,521 --> 01:18:49,230 - [JAY SHOUTS] - [SCREAMS] Fuck! 1650 01:18:49,231 --> 01:18:50,940 SHAW: I almost got you at home. 1651 01:18:50,941 --> 01:18:53,776 - JAY: [YELLS] Go, go, go, go! - [SCREAMS] 1652 01:18:53,777 --> 01:18:55,445 - I killed your driver. - ...lovebirds. 1653 01:18:55,446 --> 01:18:57,322 ALLY: [SCREAMS] No, no, no, you've got the wrong people! 1654 01:18:57,323 --> 01:18:58,615 JAY: Hey, what are you doing? 1655 01:18:58,616 --> 01:19:01,911 And I had a blast wasting those vile dickheads at the winery. 1656 01:19:02,036 --> 01:19:03,579 - [CHOKES] - [SCREAMS] 1657 01:19:04,246 --> 01:19:06,207 Ooh, that reminds me. 1658 01:19:07,082 --> 01:19:08,750 - Oh. - Found this. 1659 01:19:08,751 --> 01:19:12,504 - God, you're the fucking best. - [CHUCKLING] 1660 01:19:12,505 --> 01:19:14,005 Isn't she the fucking best? 1661 01:19:14,006 --> 01:19:15,089 SHAW: Yeah, I know. 1662 01:19:15,090 --> 01:19:16,800 And as luck would have it, 1663 01:19:17,468 --> 01:19:19,219 [CLICKS TONGUE] your initials match. 1664 01:19:19,220 --> 01:19:21,889 J. Shaw. 1665 01:19:22,348 --> 01:19:25,267 Jeanine Shaw, bitch. 1666 01:19:26,519 --> 01:19:28,853 Why us? We're not even a couple. 1667 01:19:28,854 --> 01:19:31,232 Just let him go! Let him go! 1668 01:19:31,357 --> 01:19:33,358 [SIGHS] Truth be told, 1669 01:19:33,359 --> 01:19:35,985 we were gonna kill the other couple at the restaurant. 1670 01:19:35,986 --> 01:19:37,279 [LAUGHING] 1671 01:19:37,404 --> 01:19:38,405 But then... 1672 01:19:39,782 --> 01:19:42,325 - we saw that kiss. - Oh, that kiss! God! 1673 01:19:42,326 --> 01:19:46,120 [CHUCKLES] Your chemistry is undeniable. 1674 01:19:46,121 --> 01:19:48,207 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1675 01:20:00,886 --> 01:20:04,013 Well, I didn't know that murder was a love language. 1676 01:20:04,014 --> 01:20:05,099 SHAW: Try it. 1677 01:20:05,933 --> 01:20:07,184 Maybe you'll like it. 1678 01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:08,727 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1679 01:20:12,815 --> 01:20:14,024 Pick it up. 1680 01:20:15,943 --> 01:20:16,944 Pick it up. 1681 01:20:18,112 --> 01:20:20,154 There's a single bullet in that chamber 1682 01:20:20,155 --> 01:20:22,658 with one single choice, him or you. 1683 01:20:32,126 --> 01:20:33,751 We may have mistaken you for lovers 1684 01:20:33,752 --> 01:20:36,630 at the beginning of the night, but can you prove us right? 1685 01:20:37,339 --> 01:20:39,174 Could you save his life with yours, 1686 01:20:39,175 --> 01:20:42,553 thus proving that love really does conquer all? 1687 01:20:44,430 --> 01:20:46,932 If you don't love him, kill him. 1688 01:20:48,309 --> 01:20:49,643 DAVID: And you're free to go. 1689 01:20:53,439 --> 01:20:54,440 Wow. 1690 01:20:57,151 --> 01:20:59,862 You know, your dedication is impressive. 1691 01:21:02,615 --> 01:21:03,991 It's twisted as fuck, but-- 1692 01:21:07,828 --> 01:21:09,205 [PANTING] 1693 01:21:09,496 --> 01:21:10,664 Jay. 1694 01:21:13,751 --> 01:21:16,962 I've spent so long running from love. 1695 01:21:19,548 --> 01:21:21,467 Convinced it would destroy me. 1696 01:21:22,468 --> 01:21:24,470 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1697 01:21:29,225 --> 01:21:30,976 I don't wanna be that person anymore. 1698 01:21:35,898 --> 01:21:37,691 I want the storybook thing. 1699 01:21:44,782 --> 01:21:47,326 It was just one single night... 1700 01:21:51,455 --> 01:21:53,289 but I fell hard for you, Jay. 1701 01:21:53,290 --> 01:21:55,626 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS] 1702 01:22:02,633 --> 01:22:03,883 JAY: No, no, no. 1703 01:22:03,884 --> 01:22:05,844 - No, no, no. Don't do that. - [SHAW AND DAVID LAUGHING] 1704 01:22:05,845 --> 01:22:07,762 No! No, hey. 1705 01:22:07,763 --> 01:22:09,472 Hey. Hey, no. 1706 01:22:09,473 --> 01:22:11,851 - No, no! Ally! - Forgive me. 1707 01:22:13,269 --> 01:22:15,521 - [DAVID LAUGHING] - [SHAW GASPING] 1708 01:22:16,397 --> 01:22:19,149 [SHAW GROANING, GASPING] 1709 01:22:19,942 --> 01:22:21,986 - [DAVID CONTINUES LAUGHING] - Huh? 1710 01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:24,697 Baby, no! 1711 01:22:25,406 --> 01:22:27,073 - Come on. - JAY: [GROANS] Oh, you shot me. 1712 01:22:27,074 --> 01:22:29,075 ALLY: Sorry, I overcorrected. 1713 01:22:29,076 --> 01:22:31,287 - That's a lucky fucking shot. - [DAVID GRUNTING ANGRILY] 1714 01:22:32,580 --> 01:22:35,040 [SCREAMING] 1715 01:22:37,042 --> 01:22:37,960 - [GUN CLICKS] - [SHOUTS] 1716 01:22:38,377 --> 01:22:39,502 - Ally? - [COUGHING] 1717 01:22:39,503 --> 01:22:40,921 Did you mean what you said? 1718 01:22:41,797 --> 01:22:43,090 [GRUNTS] Come on. 1719 01:22:43,716 --> 01:22:45,009 SHAW: [IN SINGSONG] Pookie. 1720 01:22:45,843 --> 01:22:47,302 Chop that pretty boy up. 1721 01:22:47,303 --> 01:22:48,928 I'm gonna have fun with this one. 1722 01:22:48,929 --> 01:22:51,181 - ALLY: No. No. - Oh, yes, Mommy. 1723 01:22:51,182 --> 01:22:52,724 - No! No! - [GRUNTS] 1724 01:22:52,725 --> 01:22:54,309 Don't you fucking touch him! No! 1725 01:22:54,310 --> 01:22:56,520 [WHIMPERS] No! 1726 01:22:57,188 --> 01:22:58,188 No! 1727 01:22:58,189 --> 01:23:00,649 [PANTING] 1728 01:23:02,276 --> 01:23:04,028 You shouldn't have shot me, bitch. 1729 01:23:07,406 --> 01:23:09,074 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1730 01:23:10,826 --> 01:23:12,410 [ALLY AND SHAW GRUNTING] 1731 01:23:12,411 --> 01:23:13,578 [GROANS] 1732 01:23:13,579 --> 01:23:14,747 DAVID: Hey, hey, come on. 1733 01:23:15,873 --> 01:23:17,041 Look at her go. 1734 01:23:18,292 --> 01:23:19,334 [GROANS] 1735 01:23:19,335 --> 01:23:20,710 [SHAW LAUGHING] 1736 01:23:20,711 --> 01:23:22,755 DAVID: Oh, you don't wanna miss this, do you? 1737 01:23:23,589 --> 01:23:25,131 Isn't she perfect? 1738 01:23:25,132 --> 01:23:26,383 You talk too much. 1739 01:23:27,801 --> 01:23:30,012 [SCREAMING] 1740 01:23:34,642 --> 01:23:37,102 [SCREAMING] 1741 01:23:39,313 --> 01:23:42,066 - [WAX SIZZLING] - [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 1742 01:23:43,484 --> 01:23:45,026 I'm gonna fucking kill you both. 1743 01:23:45,027 --> 01:23:46,237 [ALLY YELLING] 1744 01:23:50,574 --> 01:23:51,783 [YELPS] 1745 01:23:51,784 --> 01:23:53,118 [YELLING] 1746 01:23:56,539 --> 01:23:57,748 [COUGHING] 1747 01:23:59,917 --> 01:24:01,126 You watching, Jay? 1748 01:24:02,503 --> 01:24:04,255 I want you to see her die. 1749 01:24:05,422 --> 01:24:06,632 - [GRUNTS] - [GASPS] 1750 01:24:09,802 --> 01:24:11,679 Love hurts, bitch. [GRUNTS] 1751 01:24:12,012 --> 01:24:14,139 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1752 01:24:19,562 --> 01:24:21,938 - [THUNDER BREAKING] - [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING] 1753 01:24:21,939 --> 01:24:23,274 [GRUNTING] 1754 01:24:34,410 --> 01:24:36,244 [GROANING, CHOKING] 1755 01:24:36,245 --> 01:24:38,372 [SCREAMING] 1756 01:24:39,039 --> 01:24:40,666 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1757 01:24:43,168 --> 01:24:45,087 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1758 01:24:45,921 --> 01:24:49,091 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1759 01:24:49,758 --> 01:24:51,302 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1760 01:25:04,023 --> 01:25:06,025 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1761 01:25:20,039 --> 01:25:22,541 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1762 01:25:35,179 --> 01:25:36,722 Your day fucking sucks. 1763 01:25:41,352 --> 01:25:42,353 Jay. 1764 01:25:43,187 --> 01:25:44,313 Jay. Hey. 1765 01:25:45,064 --> 01:25:46,065 Hey. 1766 01:25:46,899 --> 01:25:47,900 JAY: Hi, you. 1767 01:25:48,275 --> 01:25:49,276 ALLY: Hey. 1768 01:25:49,610 --> 01:25:50,945 [BREATH TREMBLING] 1769 01:25:54,365 --> 01:25:56,700 I think you got over your fear of blood. 1770 01:25:56,825 --> 01:25:57,910 [CHUCKLES] 1771 01:25:58,202 --> 01:26:00,286 [GROWLING] I'm gonna kill you. 1772 01:26:00,287 --> 01:26:02,081 I'll fucking kill you. 1773 01:26:02,581 --> 01:26:04,250 - I'm gonna fucking kill you. - [GRUNTS] 1774 01:26:11,966 --> 01:26:13,299 [CHUCKLES] 1775 01:26:13,300 --> 01:26:15,386 [PANTING] 1776 01:26:17,763 --> 01:26:18,848 Planet saved. 1777 01:26:21,016 --> 01:26:22,226 Planet saved. 1778 01:26:22,810 --> 01:26:24,812 [OMINOUS MUSIC FADING] 1779 01:26:30,526 --> 01:26:32,361 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1780 01:26:42,746 --> 01:26:44,706 [APPLAUSE] 1781 01:26:44,707 --> 01:26:45,958 [CORKS POP] 1782 01:26:46,959 --> 01:26:47,959 [RINGS CLINKING ON GLASS] 1783 01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:50,962 Now, if you told me that, a year ago, 1784 01:26:50,963 --> 01:26:54,924 I'd be drinking [LAUGHS] to the highest recorded sales 1785 01:26:54,925 --> 01:26:57,010 in Crystal Cane history, I'd say, 1786 01:26:57,011 --> 01:26:59,762 "Y'all just a lying sack of hot trash." 1787 01:26:59,763 --> 01:27:02,599 - [LAUGHTER] - But... here we are. 1788 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:03,808 WOMAN: Whoo! 1789 01:27:03,809 --> 01:27:07,478 And it's all thanks to these two marketing mavens. 1790 01:27:07,479 --> 01:27:10,566 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1791 01:27:11,066 --> 01:27:13,110 Right here. These two. 1792 01:27:14,153 --> 01:27:16,070 Now, Ally. I am, 1793 01:27:16,071 --> 01:27:17,822 believe it or not, mildly devastated 1794 01:27:17,823 --> 01:27:19,533 that this is your last day. 1795 01:27:20,075 --> 01:27:22,911 But I am proud of you for going, pursuing your dreams, 1796 01:27:22,912 --> 01:27:24,704 going back to doctor school. 1797 01:27:24,705 --> 01:27:27,165 All told, I hope that you're better with a needle 1798 01:27:27,166 --> 01:27:28,791 than you are with a pitch deck! [LAUGHS] 1799 01:27:28,792 --> 01:27:30,711 [LAUGHTER] 1800 01:27:31,587 --> 01:27:32,879 To success! 1801 01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:34,756 - ALL: To success! - To success. 1802 01:27:34,757 --> 01:27:35,841 Wait. 1803 01:27:37,468 --> 01:27:38,469 To love. 1804 01:27:39,512 --> 01:27:41,514 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1805 01:27:45,559 --> 01:27:46,560 Hey, baby. 1806 01:27:47,144 --> 01:27:48,145 Hi. 1807 01:27:48,521 --> 01:27:50,146 [GRUNTS] What did I miss? 1808 01:27:50,147 --> 01:27:52,315 Hey, do you think it's weird having a date here 1809 01:27:52,316 --> 01:27:54,108 after everything that happened? 1810 01:27:54,109 --> 01:27:55,486 Nope. Not to me. 1811 01:27:56,362 --> 01:27:58,614 This is where I realized I was in love with you. 1812 01:27:59,198 --> 01:28:01,533 So, feels symbolic. 1813 01:28:01,534 --> 01:28:03,160 [LAUGHS] Okay. Symbolic? 1814 01:28:03,786 --> 01:28:05,037 You think it's symb-- 1815 01:28:06,247 --> 01:28:08,915 Listen, don't freak out. Don't freak out. 1816 01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:11,377 I know stuff like this can freak you out, but... 1817 01:28:14,213 --> 01:28:16,339 Ally, this has been the best year of my life. 1818 01:28:16,340 --> 01:28:18,508 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1819 01:28:18,509 --> 01:28:19,593 So... 1820 01:28:21,595 --> 01:28:23,097 will you move in with me? 1821 01:28:32,398 --> 01:28:33,399 Jay, I-- 1822 01:28:35,526 --> 01:28:36,735 I don't know what to say. 1823 01:28:38,070 --> 01:28:40,822 Yeah, no. I know where that's going. 1824 01:28:40,823 --> 01:28:42,198 - It's okay. - No, I-- 1825 01:28:42,199 --> 01:28:43,909 - I don't want a key. - [CHUCKLES] 1826 01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:47,121 I don't want a key. 1827 01:28:51,542 --> 01:28:52,543 I want you. 1828 01:29:02,386 --> 01:29:03,846 [LAUGHS] 1829 01:29:06,432 --> 01:29:07,683 Jay Simmonds... 1830 01:29:10,519 --> 01:29:11,645 will you marry me? 1831 01:29:12,855 --> 01:29:14,607 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS] 1832 01:29:23,073 --> 01:29:24,074 Yes. 1833 01:29:25,034 --> 01:29:26,618 - Yes? - Yes. Yes. 1834 01:29:26,619 --> 01:29:30,039 A million fucking times, yes. 1835 01:29:30,289 --> 01:29:33,292 ["YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE" BY THE SUPREMES PLAYING] 1836 01:29:35,961 --> 01:29:36,920 [HORNS HONKING] 1837 01:29:36,921 --> 01:29:41,342 I need love, love to ease my mind 1838 01:29:41,634 --> 01:29:43,927 I need to find, find 1839 01:29:43,928 --> 01:29:45,887 Someone to call mine 1840 01:29:45,888 --> 01:29:49,015 But Mama said you can't hurry love 1841 01:29:49,016 --> 01:29:51,684 No, you just have to wait 1842 01:29:51,685 --> 01:29:54,730 She said love don't come easy 1843 01:29:54,980 --> 01:29:57,233 It's a game of give and take 1844 01:29:57,566 --> 01:29:58,983 You can't hurry love 1845 01:29:58,984 --> 01:30:01,445 No, you just have to wait 1846 01:30:01,820 --> 01:30:04,572 You gotta trust give it time 1847 01:30:04,573 --> 01:30:07,075 No matter how long it takes 1848 01:30:07,076 --> 01:30:11,247 But how many heartaches must I stand 1849 01:30:11,413 --> 01:30:13,749 Before I find a love 1850 01:30:13,958 --> 01:30:16,168 To let me live again? 1851 01:30:16,377 --> 01:30:18,754 Right now the only thing 1852 01:30:18,921 --> 01:30:21,257 That keeps me hanging on 1853 01:30:21,632 --> 01:30:23,801 When I feel my strength 1854 01:30:24,218 --> 01:30:25,802 Yeah, it's almost gone 1855 01:30:25,803 --> 01:30:28,263 - I remember Mama said - You can't hurry love 1856 01:30:28,264 --> 01:30:31,558 No, you just have to wait 1857 01:30:31,559 --> 01:30:34,687 She said love don't come easy 1858 01:30:34,895 --> 01:30:36,980 It's a game of give and take 1859 01:30:36,981 --> 01:30:38,857 How long must I wait? 1860 01:30:38,858 --> 01:30:41,318 How much more can I take 1861 01:30:41,777 --> 01:30:44,404 Before loneliness 1862 01:30:44,405 --> 01:30:47,073 Will cause my heart heart to break? 1863 01:30:47,074 --> 01:30:48,741 No, I can't bear 1864 01:30:48,742 --> 01:30:51,119 To live my life alone 1865 01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:54,372 I grow impatient for a love 1866 01:30:54,373 --> 01:30:56,291 To call my own 1867 01:30:56,292 --> 01:30:58,502 But when I feel that I 1868 01:30:58,711 --> 01:31:01,088 I can't go on 1869 01:31:01,922 --> 01:31:03,841 These precious words 1870 01:31:04,049 --> 01:31:05,550 Keeps me hanging on 1871 01:31:05,551 --> 01:31:08,219 - I remember Mama said - You can't hurry love 1872 01:31:08,220 --> 01:31:11,598 No, you just have to wait 1873 01:31:11,599 --> 01:31:14,726 She said love don't come easy 1874 01:31:14,727 --> 01:31:16,561 It's a game of give and take 1875 01:31:16,562 --> 01:31:18,438 You can't hurry love... 1876 01:31:18,439 --> 01:31:20,524 - [SONG CONTINUES QUIETLY] - [PHONE VIBRATING] 1877 01:31:23,694 --> 01:31:24,694 Hello? 1878 01:31:24,695 --> 01:31:26,112 [DISTORTED VOICE OVER PHONE] Roses are red, 1879 01:31:26,113 --> 01:31:27,990 violets are blue. 1880 01:31:29,074 --> 01:31:32,119 Guess who just took a picture of you? 1881 01:31:32,828 --> 01:31:33,829 Who is this? 1882 01:31:35,080 --> 01:31:36,289 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Relax, bitch. 1883 01:31:36,290 --> 01:31:37,373 Too soon? 1884 01:31:37,374 --> 01:31:39,334 Monica, that's not funny! 1885 01:31:39,335 --> 01:31:40,920 [LAUGHS] Where even are you? 1886 01:31:41,795 --> 01:31:42,795 Did you get it? 1887 01:31:42,796 --> 01:31:44,422 Of course I got it. Are you kidding me? 1888 01:31:44,423 --> 01:31:46,966 You look super cute. I mean, I would have gotten a manicure, 1889 01:31:46,967 --> 01:31:48,593 but I told you that, and you're fine with that. 1890 01:31:48,594 --> 01:31:50,720 You're a natural gal. You look great. 1891 01:31:50,721 --> 01:31:54,474 Okay, enjoy the movie, fiancés. Love you. 1892 01:31:54,475 --> 01:31:56,184 - [KISSING] - [LINE CLICKS, BEEPS] 1893 01:31:56,185 --> 01:31:58,144 Ally? Hello? 1894 01:31:58,145 --> 01:32:00,523 {\an8}[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1895 01:33:49,215 --> 01:33:51,592 [SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1896 01:36:49,895 --> 01:36:53,107 [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] 1897 01:36:57,236 --> 01:36:59,238 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1898 01:37:02,783 --> 01:37:03,951 [MUSIC FADES] 125224