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- Did you succeed? - No.

You think he should go see a doctor about it?

No, that should be the last resort.

It's better to do it naturally.

Look at his face. It looks so miserable.

I keep feeling the urge to go, so I'm sure it'll happen soon...

Stop talking about stuff like that at the table.

He's so constipated that it's causing pain and you're not worried?

Shoosh! He's not going to die from constipation.

And how is so much food going in the entrance when the exit is blocked?

It's a joke. Don't get upset. You really are a drama king.

It's not me that's upset. It's my stomach.

I'm just going to eat it with water.

You can do it dad! Be a real man and just push it out.!

Watch what you say to dad.

What? Little brat...

Hey. What's with your attitude to your older brother?

He's always like that.

It's okay, I'm used to it.

What? You need to be more respectful of your older brother.

I am...

Yeah, right.

I've told you this before. Show your brother more respect.

If he does that again, tell me right away!

Yes, grandfather.

Shakespeare compared life to a stage play.

Every life has dramas and they get started by something really small.

I'll show you how big dramas are created with my small involvement.

Who am I?

I'm... that thing... that this man is carrying.

That's right. I'm an excrememt. Better known as crap.

Hey, Mr. Lee.

I saw that.

You're so honest, even at such a young age!

Sorry sir.

Mr. Lee.

Miss Seo, did I miss anything important in the meeting?

No, but here.

Shinji's phone number in Russia.

What?

She called me last friday.

Finally...

But she said to call after 11 P.M. because she's usually out somewhere.

What? Really? Who gave her the right to tell me when to call?

Who does she think she is?

She didn't want to miss your call. Don't be so twisted about it.

My life motto is "twisted." I've always been twisted. Twisted!

I knew it.

Wow, Mr. Lee. You're motto is so admirable.

Just one word for you. Good. Good good good.

Next is telecommunications.

The market is mostly stable except for Bongwon Power.

Its rumor of liquidation is causing its stocks to plummet.

Oh no.

Hey, Junha! Junha! Junha!

Father, I'm in the bathroom!

Hey, hurry up and come out. We're in big trouble.

- Why? - Bongwon Electronics is going down.

We have to sell the stocks right away.

I can't go out right now. Hold on for a minute.

I'm dying in here.

Who cares about that? I'm losing my money as we speak!

Hurry up! Hurry up!

I just got signs of success. Just give me a few minutes.

I didn't send any signs. But should I leave anyway?

Nah. I don't feel like leaving yet.

Hey! Come on! Hey!

Oh my...

I'll sell it if you won't.

Let's see... how do I do this?

Is this it?

Purchase Request

What? What's going on?

I never pressed this!!

My goodness it won't come out.

Ow, my legs are asleep.

What are you doing? You don't know how to use that.

Did I just buy more Bongwon stocks???

I didn't buy it, did I?

What's this? You bought 500 shares.

Sell it! Sell it back! Hurry!

It already went through and the market's closed for the day.

Oh no...

You should have waited for me.

How much money did I just lose?

- About... ten thousand? - What? Ten thousand?

I have to be calm and quick about this.

She'll eat me alive if I gave her the chance...

It's me. Listen carefully to what I have to say.

I have two reasons for calling you.

First of all, our divorce was mutual. So I don't owe you any settlement.

Therefore, the apartment is mine and you don't have any right to it...

Wait, she'd jump in and start yapping away right about here.

Should I use a more solid tone?

Mr. Lee, can we settle this with 10 laps?

Shut up!

Shut your mouth! Don't make me repeat myself!!

If you don't send the deposit, I won't let you off easy!

I'll report you to interpol!

This should be good enough, right?

Be ready Shinji. I have a lot to say.

I'm in here.

Hurry up dad. I'm in a hurry!

I can't. I just got a sign.

I've been getting that sign all the way home.

Go do it at the hospital. I'll be in here a while.

Aw man...

Minho.

Yumi? What's up?

Can you help me with my math? I can't do my homework.

Oh yeah? Just wait here. I'll be right back.

Where are you going?

Huh? Oh, I'll be really quick.

Forget it then. I have to go soon too.

Okay okay. I can wait. I'll help you first.

This is my chance. Just hold it for a while longer.

So which one are you having trouble with?

Right here, number 2.

Are you okay? You're sweating...

I'm good. It's because I ran here.

Home? I can't because of father.

Just barely filling my stomach.

Okay.

This makes me mad, the more I think about it.

Why do I have to sit here eating bad food?

I'm not talking to you.

I never should have had anything to do with her.

My life's all twisted because of her!

I keep reaching for it. Gramps Porkchops.

No one can resist it. Not you, not me.

It's so good no matter what the occasion.

Gramps Porkchops.

Shinji, put more feeling into "what the occasion."

I want you to crave it as you sing it.

Okay.

I keep reaching for it. Gramps Porkchops.

No one can resist it. Not you, not me.

It's so good no matter what the occasion.

Gramps Porkchops.

Something still seems missing. Let's take a break.

Good work guys. Take it easy.

When'd you get here?

Why's he being so harsh? It sounded great to me.

He wants it to be really tasteful.

No way. I started craving for porkchops as soon as I heard it.

My beautiful wife's going to be a star with her debut song.

No way. It's only a porkchop ad.

- You want to hear the whole thing? - You bet.

I keep reaching for it. Gramps Porkchops.

No one can resist it. Not you, not me.

It's so good no matter what the occasion.

Gramps Porkchops.

Wow, hurray for my wife. You're the best!

The best.

If you want porkchops, go to a porkchop house and stop drooling.

Oh no, I was just thinking about something.

PB squared is X minus ten squared plus Y squared...

If you write it like this before you solve it,

you can cancel everything out and you have X is six. Easy right?

- Wait, I don't get this part. - Huh?

Right here...

- Minho? - Yeah? Oh crap...

What?

No nothing. You don't need to worry.

- What don't you get? - This right here...

Why not? Just set it up, cancel everything and you get X is six.

- I really don't get it. - Awe crap...

- What was that? - Huh?

No, I'm not talking to you.

I don't understand from right here. Why does the XYs get canceled out?

Well...

What are you doing? Why are you ripping my book?

It's nothing...

Are you saying I'm not worth it just because I can't understand it?

Yeah...

What? No no!

You jerk!

Yumi! Yumi!

Yumi! Yumi!

Dad!

It's all over because of you! It's all your fault!

What is? What's my fault?

Please come out.

Should I go out?

Well... No. I still don't feel like leaving.

- Mr. Lee? - Yes, open the door please.

Why?

I came to pick up some books. Please open the door.

You're not here to argue about who rightfully owns the house...

No, I'm just here for my books.

Okay..

- Do you want something to drink? - No thanks.

I already packed up most of your stuff.

Check over there and see there's anything else.

Wow, so nice of you to throw my stuff out so I don't have to.

It's just that most of the stuff are broken.

Yeah, a lot of them are borken.

I tried putting batteries in that clock but it doesn't work.

11, 12, 13

- We should stop. Your forehead is red. - Not while I'm losing. Deal!

- 11, 12, 13 - Ouch!

Really though, we should stop. I have to go out too.

Not while I'm losing! Deal the cards!

Finally I win!!!

Double here and double there...

and another multiplier. How many points is that?

- Oh man... - 40 points!

Give me your forehead. You're going to get it good.

- You're going to hit me 40 times? - Why not?

That'll take way too long. Just do one really hard.

No, I'm going to take my sweet time with it.

Come on, I'm already late.

Okay, close your eyes.

One clean hit...

- Ready? - You're going to hit me with that?

Alright! That felt really good!

Hey, that's not funny. Get up.

Get up.

Baby?

Are you okay?? I'm sorry...

We're playing again later... You're going to pay... Ow ow!!

That's when it broke. I had to get 4 stitches.

- Absurd, isn't it? - Yes, it really is.

Still no luck?

I can't...

Oh no.

What if it's more serious than we thought?

Let's get you some pills. I'm sure it'll work.

My wife said not to.

She's never been constipated. She doesn't know how it feels.

You getting well is my first priority.

- Mom. - Yes?

I don't want to die, mom.

Okay Junha. I'll be right back. Hang on.

Oh my.

For goodness sakes this hurts.

My stomach is in pain, but why am I craving more food?

This is dumb, even for me...

Well, it tastes good. I wonder if there's any milk.

I need something for constipation. Something strong. The strongest one.

Try this. You'll see results in two hours.

- How much is it? - 6 dollars.

What the...

- Hold on please. - Hurry, my son's in pain.

I think it's broken.

- Welcome.- Freeze!

- Whoa! - Mommy!

You, go close the shutters! Hurry!!

Why are you doing this?

Shut up!

- Give me your wallet! - No! My wallet!

Give me all the money out of that!!

- You see... - Hurry!!

- This things broken right now.- You playing games with me?

No, really. It's broken.

Move!

Mr. Thief? My son's in pain. Can I just go?

Shut up lady!

What's up with this?!

I told you. It's broken.

What's the maker on this model? Call a technician!

Hold on.

The number is...?

Crap...

- Poongjin company. 234... - My son's waiting...

He'll die if I don't hurry.

Yes. The drawer.

I tried everything!

What? Where are the technicians?

One hour?

The technicians busy so we have to wait an hour.

- An hour? - An hour?

Okay, I'll wait. Tell them to hurry.

Who's waiting? My son's dying...

Hey lady! You got a death with?

Get away from me!!

My son's dying! His butt's full!

Bad man! You bad man!!

- Stop! You'll kill him!! - Bad... what?!

You caught the thief lady!!

This is the Green Phamacy. We got robbed.

But he's really hurt. Not the customer, the robber!

- Atleast have a drink. - No, it's okay.

Still... How about some juice?

- Do you have any grape juice? - No, but I have OJ..

- It's okay. - Um..

Really, it's okay.

It's not that. Can you hammer a nail for me since you're here?

- Is that it? - Thank you.

Oh, and I'm using the bed. Shinji said it was okay.

Okay.

That dent? I didn't do it. It was like that.

I really didn't do it.

I know.

I did this.

What??

Wake up sweety.

You have to be at work in thirty minutes.

Wake up! Wake up!

Okay. How about this then? Still not awake?

Stop it! No, stop!

- How about now? - Ouch ouch.

Still not getting up? How about my special attack?

That woke you up, didn't it?

Sweety?

Are you okay? Does it hurt?

You're trying to collect my life insurance, aren't you?

I'll get you back later. Ouch.

Some crazy memories, aren't they?

Yes, they really are crazy.

Other people say they only remember the good times after they break up,

but all my memories are like this.

The lump from then is still here.

That's a pretty lump.

What?

Have you called Shinji yet?

No, it's not 11 o'clock yet.

I see. Well, now that you have her number, keep in touch.

Keep in touch? You crazy? I'm just going to setting some things.

We aren't together anymore. Remember? We're divorced.

I see...

- Let me get some water before I go. - Okay, I'll get you some.

No, I'll get it.

- Um, miss Seo? - Yes?

There's grape juice in here.

Really? There is? I really didn't know.

Where are you going?

Maybe some light excersise will help.

You still haven't gone yet?

I even tried the pills that bought me, but still no good.

I told you drugs won't help.

I don't care. I'm going out.

Take a long walk. Walking is the best.

Hello?

The police? What can I help you with?

Moonhi Na...? Yes, she's my mother-in-law.

What's this? Are the pills kicking in now?

Huh? Yeah...

What in the world...

Yunho Lee!

Oh crap...

On a bike again?

I thought I told you to stop riding that thing.

It's my last time, I swear.

Is that from your stomach?

Oh my god... It's coming...

I think it's for reals.

What? Number 2?!!

Is there a bathroom near...

There aren't any around here. Get on.

There! Hang in there!

Yunho, you little punk. How'd you know we were here?

I have no business with you. Hurry dad..

- Where do you think you're going?! - Get out of the way.

Hey, Seunghyun's in there.

My dad's in more of a hurry.

What the... what do you want?

Get out!

Go on dad!

Yunho, don't fight...

Don't worry about me. Take care of your business!

Yunho..

You little...

You're a dead man.

Bring it on!

Knock and it shall open!

Knock and it shall open!

Open my butt...

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.

It's a line from the movie, "Forrest Gump."

In life, there are rewards after patience...

My ten thousand dollars. Oh my money.

Hate filled hearts...

It's a missunderstanding Yumi.

I really didn't say those things at you...

Unforgetable sadness...

Luck without warning...

And even meaningless pain...

All these different paths are waiting for us in life.

Don't give up just because the pain's hard to bear.

I hope you all a good life.

Thank you for listening... Goodbye from the floater in...

Hey, long time no see.

Hi.

Did you rent out your apartment?

Yeah.

I see. I haven't seen you and your wife for a while.

Yeah.

I thought you two broke up because I haven't seen you for so long.

I heard something about a newlywed getting divorces in our complex.

That divorced newlywed is us.

That car's not supposed to park there.

Do you know how good you look today?

You know I always do on my birthday.

It's true.

Get up.

Stop pushing, it's dangerous.

Sweety, I love you.

Stop! Stop! It's dangerous!

- Nooooooo. - Sweety!!

I've never seen people like you two.

Are you okay? I thought you were going to die.

I would have if it wasn't for that tree.

You are trying to collect from my insurance, are't you?

Hi, this is Shinji.

I can't answer the phone right now, so leave a message after the beep.

It's me. Listen to me carefully.

There are two reasons for me calling you today. First...

How are you?

I heard it's cold there.

You can't handle cold weather.

You're not sick, are you?

I stopped by our house... Remember when...

Hello?

Who... who are you?

The girl that used to live here moved out already.

Who are you? Tell me who you are!

Can't you understand russian? No one lives here.

Where's Shinji? Let me talk to her!

And what's with the skiing?! I don't care for skis!

I'm here to disconnect the phone. I'm hanging up now.

Hey! Hello? Hello?

He hung up? On me?

She's got men visiting her already?

Shinji... You...

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I don't like dumplings.

- Okay, okay. - Not okay.

I just don't like it. There aren't any reasons for it.

- Yumi. - Not missing, but dead.

Yumi's dad's involved somehow.

The left ear's missing.

I banged my head somewhere earlier today.

There's another ear here.

Noooooooo!