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He had his family, 16 00:04:30,973 --> 00:04:36,916 and then he had another life with homosexuals. 17 00:04:47,158 --> 00:04:49,591 Shit. 18 00:04:49,591 --> 00:04:53,329 - Oh, fuck! 19 00:05:41,178 --> 00:05:42,747 That was amazing. 20 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:50,755 Love you, Rach. 21 00:05:53,291 --> 00:05:55,858 - Love you, too. 22 00:05:55,858 --> 00:05:58,494 I can't wait to fuck in Tahiti. 23 00:05:58,494 --> 00:06:02,264 ♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 24 00:06:20,182 --> 00:06:24,018 Hey! I love it when you call me. I was just thinking about you. 25 00:06:24,018 --> 00:06:26,288 BELINDA'S SON: About to head off to class here in a minute. 26 00:06:26,288 --> 00:06:28,858 Yeah, I just got to work myself. 27 00:06:28,858 --> 00:06:31,193 BELINDA'S SON: You're never not at work. 28 00:06:31,193 --> 00:06:32,628 Oh, you think I'm working hard now, 29 00:06:32,628 --> 00:06:34,629 wait till I start my own business. 30 00:06:34,629 --> 00:06:36,564 BELINDA'S SON: What are you talking about? 31 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:39,869 I don't know. I think I'm getting ahead of myself. 32 00:06:39,869 --> 00:06:43,405 There is, um... There's this woman, 33 00:06:43,405 --> 00:06:45,173 this-- this guest, 34 00:06:45,173 --> 00:06:47,342 this rich white lady. 35 00:06:47,342 --> 00:06:49,377 She-- she took me out to dinner, and she said 36 00:06:49,377 --> 00:06:51,246 if I wanted to start my own wellness center, 37 00:06:51,246 --> 00:06:52,882 she'd fund the whole thing. 38 00:06:52,882 --> 00:06:54,784 BELINDA'S SON: Mom, you have to do that. 39 00:06:54,784 --> 00:06:56,818 That fucking place exploits you, Mom. 40 00:06:56,818 --> 00:06:59,158 If that lady says jump, you say how high? 41 00:07:00,923 --> 00:07:02,590 BELINDA'S SON: I'm serious. Work it. 42 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:05,093 Get your own thing going. You deserve it. 43 00:07:05,093 --> 00:07:08,130 All right. We'll see. We'll see. 44 00:07:08,130 --> 00:07:11,099 - BELINDA'S SON: Keep me posted. - I will. I will. I love you. 45 00:07:11,099 --> 00:07:13,468 - I'll talk to you later. Okay? - BELINDA'S SON: Okay. 46 00:07:13,468 --> 00:07:15,807 - All right. Bye. 47 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:19,478 Armond. 48 00:07:22,214 --> 00:07:23,443 Armond! 49 00:07:33,525 --> 00:07:34,726 Oh... 50 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:37,492 - Oh... 51 00:07:37,492 --> 00:07:39,628 You know I thought you were dead, right? 52 00:07:39,628 --> 00:07:41,364 No, just got here a little early. 53 00:07:41,364 --> 00:07:43,499 Had a cat nap. I'm fine. 54 00:07:43,499 --> 00:07:44,904 - You're fine? - I'm fine. 55 00:07:49,304 --> 00:07:52,211 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 56 00:08:16,967 --> 00:08:20,535 Mom, why are you setting up in here and not your own room? 57 00:08:20,535 --> 00:08:23,739 Because I have a Zoom with China, 58 00:08:23,739 --> 00:08:25,540 and I don't like the background in there. 59 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:28,147 - When's the big Zoom? One. 60 00:08:28,847 --> 00:08:31,379 I don't like it in here either. 61 00:08:31,379 --> 00:08:33,448 This lighting makes me look freakish. 62 00:08:33,448 --> 00:08:35,020 You sure it's the lighting? 63 00:08:37,454 --> 00:08:39,587 Quinn. Where have you been? 64 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,690 - I slept on the beach. Why? 65 00:08:41,690 --> 00:08:43,758 Because of them! Because they made me! 66 00:08:43,758 --> 00:08:46,594 - And now all my shit is gone. - What shit? 67 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:50,800 My phone, my Nintendo! They got washed away. 68 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:54,436 My iPad got soaked. It's fucking ruined. 69 00:08:54,436 --> 00:08:56,438 And now what the fuck am I supposed to do? 70 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,545 I didn't tell him to sleep on the beach. 71 00:09:02,545 --> 00:09:04,680 It was his idea, Nicole. 72 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,018 They're lying! 73 00:09:08,819 --> 00:09:10,785 Dad, what's wrong with you? 74 00:09:10,785 --> 00:09:12,955 Your father got some very upsetting news last night. 75 00:09:12,955 --> 00:09:15,424 - He does have cancer? No. 76 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,092 He doesn't have cancer. 77 00:09:17,092 --> 00:09:19,128 He found out something about his father 78 00:09:19,128 --> 00:09:20,933 that he never knew before. 79 00:09:22,334 --> 00:09:23,335 I'm listening. 80 00:09:25,403 --> 00:09:27,872 Your grandfather died of AIDS. 81 00:09:30,608 --> 00:09:32,874 How did he get AIDS? 82 00:09:32,874 --> 00:09:36,612 Apparently, Paula, he was having sex with other men. 83 00:09:36,612 --> 00:09:39,014 - Who was? Your dad's dad. 84 00:09:39,014 --> 00:09:40,185 Why? 85 00:09:41,419 --> 00:09:44,487 Because he liked it. Why else? 86 00:09:44,487 --> 00:09:46,121 He was probably closeted. 87 00:09:46,121 --> 00:09:47,990 Or bisexual. 88 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:49,824 Dad, why are you so upset, though? 89 00:09:49,824 --> 00:09:52,488 - You're like catatonic. Well, it was a secret 90 00:09:52,488 --> 00:09:55,330 that was kept from him his entire life, Liv. 91 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:59,402 So now, whatever image he had of his father, of his childhood, 92 00:09:59,402 --> 00:10:00,869 has been pulverized. 93 00:10:00,869 --> 00:10:02,872 You know, he was probably a bottom. 94 00:10:02,872 --> 00:10:05,144 That's how you mostly get it. Receiving. 95 00:10:06,878 --> 00:10:09,277 Dad, do you feel like your father 96 00:10:09,277 --> 00:10:11,246 was less of a man or something? 97 00:10:11,246 --> 00:10:12,580 He might have not been gay. 98 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:14,683 A lot of straight guys like ass-play. 99 00:10:14,683 --> 00:10:17,720 Yeah, maybe he was just too embarrassed to ask Grandma 100 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,490 - to use a dildo on him. - Oh, Jesus! 101 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:23,325 Can we not, please? Uh... 102 00:10:23,325 --> 00:10:27,396 Even if he wasn't a top, it doesn't mean he was femme. 103 00:10:27,396 --> 00:10:28,964 He could've still been butch, Dad. 104 00:10:28,964 --> 00:10:30,699 Maybe he was a bossy bottom. 105 00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:32,668 Yeah, maybe Grandpa was a power bottom. 106 00:10:32,668 --> 00:10:34,704 Does that make you feel better? 107 00:10:34,704 --> 00:10:38,710 No. That makes me wanna throw up. 108 00:10:39,510 --> 00:10:41,010 Dad, you don't wanna say that. 109 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:43,711 Well, he can say whatever he wants. 110 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,676 You know, if he's having a negative visceral reaction 111 00:10:46,676 --> 00:10:51,086 to his father having gay sex, it's valid. It's fine. 112 00:10:51,086 --> 00:10:53,689 Well, it comes off as homophobic. 113 00:10:53,689 --> 00:10:54,924 Well, it's not. 114 00:10:54,924 --> 00:10:56,859 Well, that's how it comes across. 115 00:10:56,859 --> 00:10:59,695 Well, luckily, he's in a safe space 116 00:10:59,695 --> 00:11:01,664 and he's here with our family 117 00:11:01,664 --> 00:11:04,527 so he can come off however he wants. 118 00:11:04,527 --> 00:11:09,104 - Up to a point. - Or what? You'll cancel him? 119 00:11:09,104 --> 00:11:11,940 Dox him? Sic the K-Pop fans on him? 120 00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:13,836 See what I have to deal with? 121 00:11:13,836 --> 00:11:18,246 Mom, I need a new phone, stat. I'm gonna go completely insane. 122 00:11:18,246 --> 00:11:19,881 You already are insane. 123 00:11:19,881 --> 00:11:21,850 I'll order it for you right now. 124 00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:27,059 ♪ ("HUKIA MAI A" BY KAPONO BEAMER PLAYING) ♪ 125 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:53,713 So... 126 00:11:54,646 --> 00:11:57,047 you were pretty horned up this morning. 127 00:11:57,047 --> 00:11:59,188 Yeah. 128 00:11:59,188 --> 00:12:01,293 Wake up next to you, what do you expect? 129 00:12:04,729 --> 00:12:05,965 Is it a problem? 130 00:12:06,764 --> 00:12:08,100 Aren't you horny for me? 131 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:10,560 - Yeah. Yeah. 132 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,804 Yeah. Just not like every single minute. 133 00:12:13,704 --> 00:12:15,340 Like you are. 134 00:12:16,574 --> 00:12:18,373 Oh. 135 00:12:18,373 --> 00:12:21,080 It's just not the most important thing to me. 136 00:12:21,513 --> 00:12:24,083 Well, what is? 137 00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:28,187 Well, is it the most important thing to you? 138 00:12:29,554 --> 00:12:32,019 It's up there. 139 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:36,461 So the-- this entire marriage is just based on sex for you? 140 00:12:37,195 --> 00:12:39,227 No. No. 141 00:12:39,227 --> 00:12:42,034 Hey, all right. Look, there's other stuff, too. 142 00:12:43,234 --> 00:12:44,299 I love you. 143 00:12:44,299 --> 00:12:47,306 And we're a team. We get along great. 144 00:12:47,805 --> 00:12:49,772 - Uh... - Yeah. 145 00:12:49,772 --> 00:12:50,906 Oh my God. 146 00:12:50,906 --> 00:12:54,910 You think that I'm like this... sex pig. 147 00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:56,412 - Hey, look. - No. 148 00:12:56,412 --> 00:12:58,046 Me? 149 00:12:58,046 --> 00:13:01,253 I can be romantic. I'm actually emo. 150 00:13:02,086 --> 00:13:03,822 And don't put me in a box. 151 00:13:05,322 --> 00:13:06,722 - Thank you. - Sure. 152 00:13:06,722 --> 00:13:08,327 Hey, buddy. Hold on a second. 153 00:13:09,594 --> 00:13:12,261 Hey, if you see Armond, 154 00:13:12,261 --> 00:13:14,730 could you tell him I'd like to talk to him about something? 155 00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:16,532 Of course. 156 00:13:16,532 --> 00:13:19,534 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 157 00:13:19,534 --> 00:13:22,141 - It's not about the room. - Oh. 158 00:13:27,376 --> 00:13:28,914 Hello. 159 00:13:30,481 --> 00:13:32,208 How are you this morning? 160 00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:35,483 I was hoping that you could help me. 161 00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:39,221 I have something really important that I need to do. 162 00:13:39,221 --> 00:13:42,257 I brought my mother's ashes with me. 163 00:13:42,257 --> 00:13:44,626 You know, so I could spread them in the ocean. 164 00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:49,264 And I just realized yesterday, I'm gonna need a boat. 165 00:13:49,264 --> 00:13:51,967 Oh, we have our resort boat you can charter. 166 00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:53,902 Is it free today? 167 00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:56,271 'Cause I really need to put this behind me. 168 00:13:56,271 --> 00:13:58,543 Would you like to take it out at sunset? 169 00:14:00,144 --> 00:14:02,877 Yeah, that would be nice. 170 00:14:02,877 --> 00:14:07,049 Well, let's say, uh, departure at 5:00 from the dock? 171 00:14:07,049 --> 00:14:09,521 Can I get some alcohol on the boat? 172 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:12,988 I just-- I think I might need a drink. 173 00:14:12,988 --> 00:14:16,125 Of course. Some fruit and cheese, maybe? 174 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:19,131 Could you just tell the captain... 175 00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:25,570 that I think I'm gonna be a little emotional? 176 00:14:26,837 --> 00:14:29,939 I just want him to be fully prepared. 177 00:14:29,939 --> 00:14:34,242 Could be, like, a total basket case. 178 00:14:34,242 --> 00:14:37,649 Well, see you at 5:00. 179 00:14:39,383 --> 00:14:42,017 But let's definitely order the cheese. 180 00:14:42,017 --> 00:14:43,989 - Mm-hmm. Thank you. 181 00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:48,090 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 182 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:49,724 Uh, Christie, could you cover the desk? 183 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:52,160 Of course. - I just need to get something from the office. 184 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,162 Sure. Not a problem. 185 00:14:54,162 --> 00:15:00,305 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 186 00:15:15,286 --> 00:15:16,418 - What? Uh, sorry. 187 00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:18,153 I just wanted to tell you that Mr. Patton 188 00:15:18,153 --> 00:15:19,822 from the Palm Suite wants to talk to you. 189 00:15:19,822 --> 00:15:21,857 Are you fucking kidding me? 190 00:15:21,857 --> 00:15:23,191 What? 191 00:15:23,191 --> 00:15:25,160 He thinks we ruined his honeymoon? 192 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,896 Fuck him! I will ruin his honeymoon. 193 00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:31,070 Well, he's eating by the pool, so... 194 00:15:32,937 --> 00:15:35,340 I like your hair up like that. Looks cute. 195 00:15:36,841 --> 00:15:38,343 Um, thanks. 196 00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:07,302 Can we have the phone sent here? 197 00:16:07,302 --> 00:16:10,072 We're not here long enough. It'll be there when we get home. 198 00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:12,575 Then I'm gonna need to use your computer, Mom. 199 00:16:12,575 --> 00:16:14,309 Well, I do have work to do. 200 00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:16,244 Like today, I've got Zooms all afternoon. 201 00:16:16,244 --> 00:16:18,113 What the fuck am I supposed to do all day? 202 00:16:18,113 --> 00:16:20,552 Enjoy Hawaii. Get in the ocean. 203 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,584 The o... 204 00:16:22,584 --> 00:16:25,290 I did see a whale last night on the beach. 205 00:16:26,256 --> 00:16:27,422 That was pretty cool. 206 00:16:27,422 --> 00:16:29,391 Well, you're not sleeping out there again. 207 00:16:29,391 --> 00:16:31,763 Mom, he likes it. He's communing with nature. 208 00:16:33,297 --> 00:16:36,265 It's funny how you're able to have so much compassion 209 00:16:36,265 --> 00:16:38,133 for all these groups of oppressed peoples 210 00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:40,536 you don't even know, and yet not for your family. 211 00:16:40,536 --> 00:16:41,804 Yep, okay. 212 00:16:41,804 --> 00:16:44,472 Who actually know you and love you. 213 00:16:44,472 --> 00:16:47,275 Your generation's only sacred value. 214 00:16:47,275 --> 00:16:49,912 - Biting the hand that feeds you. Whatever. 215 00:16:49,912 --> 00:16:51,446 Hey, Dad. - What? 216 00:16:51,446 --> 00:16:53,048 You're not eating anything. 217 00:16:53,048 --> 00:16:54,917 I'm not hungry. 218 00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:57,152 That's your second Bloody Mary. 219 00:16:57,152 --> 00:16:59,822 So? - We have scuba after this. 220 00:16:59,822 --> 00:17:01,126 I'll be fine. 221 00:17:02,827 --> 00:17:04,196 That's the guy. 222 00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:08,333 Oh, man. 223 00:17:09,934 --> 00:17:11,403 Excuse me, dude. 224 00:17:12,336 --> 00:17:14,303 Aloha, ladies. How are you this morning? 225 00:17:14,303 --> 00:17:17,372 Uh, yesterday I told you about a bag. It's my friend's. 226 00:17:17,372 --> 00:17:20,036 Yeah. I left it on the beach. It's olive green. 227 00:17:20,036 --> 00:17:23,211 I checked with, uh, lost and found in the office, 228 00:17:23,211 --> 00:17:26,451 and I'm so sorry to tell you, it wasn't there. 229 00:17:27,218 --> 00:17:28,450 But we'll keep an eye out. 230 00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:31,656 And if it turns up, I will call your room immediately. 231 00:17:33,858 --> 00:17:35,394 I do hope we find it. 232 00:17:39,296 --> 00:17:40,765 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 233 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,165 Aloha, Mr. Ross. 234 00:17:44,165 --> 00:17:47,706 Uh, Lana will take you to table nine. Thanks, Lana. 235 00:17:48,539 --> 00:17:49,508 All right. 236 00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:52,140 I've been lookin' for ya. 237 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,375 - Mr. Patton. - Hey. 238 00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,176 - How are we this morning? - Yeah, no complaints. 239 00:17:55,176 --> 00:17:56,811 Ah, love to hear that. 240 00:17:56,811 --> 00:17:59,648 Um, listen, I wanna do something special for my wife, 241 00:17:59,648 --> 00:18:02,484 something kinda romantic. It's our honeymoon. 242 00:18:02,484 --> 00:18:06,187 I'm thinking a candlelit dinner totally off on our own. 243 00:18:06,187 --> 00:18:08,189 Somewhere cool that's like... 244 00:18:08,189 --> 00:18:10,992 a beach or a cliff or just like... 245 00:18:10,992 --> 00:18:12,493 like an Instagram spot, you know? 246 00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:14,529 - Yes. Yes. How wonderful. - Yeah. 247 00:18:14,529 --> 00:18:18,167 Um... And of course, we do private dinners 248 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:20,002 for couples all the time, 249 00:18:20,002 --> 00:18:23,605 but since you're such valued guests, 250 00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:26,175 and with the whole mix-up regarding your room, 251 00:18:26,175 --> 00:18:30,412 I would love to come up with something really unique. 252 00:18:30,412 --> 00:18:32,847 Okay, great. Yeah. That's-- that's what I'm thinking, too. 253 00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:38,290 What about... a candlelit dinner on our charter boat at sunset? 254 00:18:39,056 --> 00:18:40,188 That sounds perfect. 255 00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:42,057 You can watch the sunset from a private cove. 256 00:18:42,057 --> 00:18:43,119 Oh! 257 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:46,128 Schools of dolphins leaping and circling the boat 258 00:18:46,128 --> 00:18:47,863 as you cruise the coastline, 259 00:18:47,863 --> 00:18:49,431 - sipping piña coladas... - Nice. 260 00:18:49,431 --> 00:18:51,699 ...debating the names of your future offspring. 261 00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:54,102 - I... I don't know about that. 262 00:18:54,102 --> 00:18:56,137 - Well, that sound like a plan? - Yeah. 263 00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:59,241 Well, see you down at the dock at 5:00. 264 00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:01,409 - Okay, great. Tonight then. 265 00:19:01,409 --> 00:19:03,812 - Yeah. Thanks. 266 00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:05,075 Oh, one little thing. 267 00:19:05,075 --> 00:19:07,419 Uh, there will be one other guest on the boat. 268 00:19:08,086 --> 00:19:08,851 Really? 269 00:19:08,851 --> 00:19:10,653 Yeah. Very lovely woman, traveling alone, 270 00:19:10,653 --> 00:19:13,155 and because she paid for the boat, 271 00:19:13,155 --> 00:19:14,990 you'll only have to pay for the dinner. 272 00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:16,625 - Oh, yeah? - It's a sizable boat. 273 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,093 You won't even notice she's there. 274 00:19:18,093 --> 00:19:20,232 She'll be quiet as a church mouse. 275 00:19:22,699 --> 00:19:24,836 Yeah. All right. Yeah, that sounds fine. 276 00:19:25,703 --> 00:19:26,738 I just... 277 00:19:28,472 --> 00:19:30,740 I just want it to have a romantic vibe. 278 00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:34,043 Absolutely. Oh, your wife is very lucky. 279 00:19:34,043 --> 00:19:37,045 - Thank you for all the help. - Of course. 280 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:39,948 ♪ (DRUM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 281 00:19:39,948 --> 00:19:42,685 Yes, we can do the total relaxation package 282 00:19:42,685 --> 00:19:44,186 for you, not a problem. 283 00:19:44,186 --> 00:19:46,291 Actually, can I give you a call right back? 284 00:19:46,857 --> 00:19:48,156 - Hey! - Hey. 285 00:19:48,156 --> 00:19:49,691 Thank you again for dinner last night. 286 00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:52,627 Really, I had a great time. And it was cool, 287 00:19:52,627 --> 00:19:54,396 you know, getting to know you more. 288 00:19:54,396 --> 00:19:57,232 Yeah. You know, tonight's the night 289 00:19:57,232 --> 00:20:00,335 - I put my mother into the sea. - Oh, wow. 290 00:20:00,335 --> 00:20:02,337 The boat leaves at 5:00. 291 00:20:02,337 --> 00:20:04,940 I'd really appreciate if you could be there. 292 00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:08,914 I'm here until 7:00. 293 00:20:09,847 --> 00:20:13,852 Oh, geez. Well, uh... 294 00:20:15,652 --> 00:20:17,785 You know what? I'll take care of it. 295 00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:20,321 I'm-- I'm sure one of the girls will be able to cover for me. 296 00:20:20,321 --> 00:20:22,191 This is important. I wanna be there for you. 297 00:20:22,191 --> 00:20:25,895 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 298 00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:29,297 - Yeah. - And just so you know, 299 00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:31,032 I'm probably gonna be a little drunk, 300 00:20:31,032 --> 00:20:34,503 so don't judge me, all right? 301 00:20:34,503 --> 00:20:37,376 - No. No, I'd never. Okay. 302 00:20:38,376 --> 00:20:40,409 - Boat leaves at 5:00. Five o'clock. 303 00:20:40,409 --> 00:20:42,506 - All right. I'll see you. 304 00:20:42,506 --> 00:20:43,548 All right. 305 00:20:46,584 --> 00:20:48,984 Dad. What? 306 00:20:48,984 --> 00:20:52,754 If you don't feel like doing this now, it's fine. 307 00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:54,359 Nah. 308 00:20:55,894 --> 00:20:58,293 It's just like... 309 00:20:58,293 --> 00:21:02,701 What is real? Like, what... You know? What's real? 310 00:21:04,235 --> 00:21:05,404 Are you gay? 311 00:21:06,171 --> 00:21:06,902 No. 312 00:21:06,902 --> 00:21:09,371 Hey. 'Cause if you are, it's okay. 313 00:21:09,371 --> 00:21:12,844 - Just, like, be real. - I am being real. 314 00:21:14,746 --> 00:21:16,577 What's real is... 315 00:21:16,577 --> 00:21:19,447 like, gay, straight, whatever, we're just monkeys, 316 00:21:19,447 --> 00:21:21,249 we're just fucking monkeys. 317 00:21:21,249 --> 00:21:24,685 - Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah, we're just animals. 318 00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:28,157 I mean, you know, we wanna be, like... 319 00:21:28,157 --> 00:21:30,860 superheroes and respectable fathers 320 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:32,661 and pillars in our communities, whatever, 321 00:21:32,661 --> 00:21:35,067 but-- but in fact, we're just monkeys... 322 00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:39,767 living in our own little monkey pods, 323 00:21:39,767 --> 00:21:44,807 driven by base instincts to create these hierarchies 324 00:21:44,807 --> 00:21:46,842 and hump each other. 325 00:21:46,842 --> 00:21:49,949 I thought I knew my father, you know? 326 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:54,816 I only knew the part that he wanted me to see. 327 00:21:54,816 --> 00:21:59,024 He hid the monkey, and that screwed me up, Quinn. 328 00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:04,029 - You think that's what did it? - Yeah, definitely. 329 00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:06,561 Hey, I thought-- 330 00:22:06,561 --> 00:22:09,931 My whole life, I thought I was the flawed child of an icon. 331 00:22:09,931 --> 00:22:13,568 Like, I put him on this, like, enormous pedestal. 332 00:22:13,568 --> 00:22:19,440 Meanwhile, like, he's off in some bathhouse on the DL, 333 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,609 getting manhandled by some... 334 00:22:21,609 --> 00:22:24,816 ...like, random dudes. 335 00:22:25,382 --> 00:22:29,184 Wow. 336 00:22:29,184 --> 00:22:30,822 Oh, I wish I had known. 337 00:22:33,924 --> 00:22:35,594 I'm sorry. 338 00:22:36,428 --> 00:22:37,662 Yeah. 339 00:22:38,763 --> 00:22:40,162 But I get it. I mean, you know, 340 00:22:40,162 --> 00:22:43,635 you don't want your kid thinking you're some sex-crazed lunatic. 341 00:22:45,069 --> 00:22:47,235 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 342 00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:51,673 {\an8}The room is-- is beautiful, and we have this ocean view, 343 00:22:51,673 --> 00:22:56,949 {\an8}and we face west, so we get these incredible sunsets. 344 00:22:58,350 --> 00:22:59,518 Yeah. 345 00:23:01,385 --> 00:23:04,556 You'd love Hawaii. Everything's so lush. 346 00:23:05,656 --> 00:23:07,927 Where we are, it isn't so overdeveloped. 347 00:23:09,493 --> 00:23:12,697 And there's all of this amazing food and pastries. 348 00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:16,435 Hey. 349 00:23:17,935 --> 00:23:22,370 So, yesterday you were reading Freud and Nietzsche, 350 00:23:22,370 --> 00:23:24,709 and today you're reading what? 351 00:23:27,078 --> 00:23:31,679 Oh. So you finished Freud and Nietzsche. 352 00:23:31,679 --> 00:23:34,483 Are you actually reading any of these books? 353 00:23:34,483 --> 00:23:36,685 No, they're just props. 354 00:23:36,685 --> 00:23:38,619 We have a stylist choose our outfits 355 00:23:38,619 --> 00:23:40,923 and then we have a book stylist pick out our books. 356 00:23:40,923 --> 00:23:44,563 Yeah. That's what I figured. 357 00:23:45,462 --> 00:23:47,362 Yeah, it's really relaxing. 358 00:23:47,362 --> 00:23:49,464 I really wanna bring you and dad here. 359 00:23:49,464 --> 00:23:51,200 Are you gonna get in the water? 360 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,669 Ye-- well-- you-- you do! 361 00:23:53,669 --> 00:23:55,431 I mean, everyone takes vacations. 362 00:23:55,431 --> 00:23:58,106 Okay, so sixty pages, based on how fast you read, 363 00:23:58,106 --> 00:24:00,209 that'll be like two minutes, and then you can jump in. 364 00:24:02,412 --> 00:24:04,083 Do you wanna know me? 365 00:24:09,388 --> 00:24:10,789 May-- maybe. 366 00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:12,791 Do you? 367 00:24:14,492 --> 00:24:15,760 I don't know. 368 00:24:18,729 --> 00:24:22,101 Maybe it's better if I'm just really real with you. 369 00:24:24,769 --> 00:24:26,939 Maybe that's the healthier legacy. 370 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,773 I think it is. Yeah. 371 00:24:31,773 --> 00:24:33,609 You guys ready to get your tanks on? 372 00:24:33,609 --> 00:24:34,980 Yeah, let's do it! 373 00:24:35,847 --> 00:24:40,953 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 374 00:24:55,066 --> 00:24:56,665 Hey, if you won't come to the pool, 375 00:24:56,665 --> 00:24:58,170 the pool is gonna come to you. 376 00:24:59,137 --> 00:25:01,136 Get in. 377 00:25:01,136 --> 00:25:03,404 {\an8}Oh, my God! 378 00:25:03,404 --> 00:25:05,273 {\an8} Get in the water, come on! 379 00:25:05,273 --> 00:25:08,878 {\an8} Oh my God! You got my book wet. 380 00:25:16,184 --> 00:25:18,320 Tastes a little like pee. 381 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,155 I think it's your own. It's your own. 382 00:25:20,155 --> 00:25:22,861 I think I forgot that I peed, yeah. 383 00:25:25,864 --> 00:25:29,935 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 384 00:25:38,777 --> 00:25:41,146 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 385 00:25:49,153 --> 00:25:52,624 ♪ ("HO'OKANI MISIONARI" BY THE ROSE ENSEMBLE PLAYING) ♪ 386 00:25:55,693 --> 00:26:01,833 ♪ (SINGER SINGING IN HAWAIIAN) ♪ 387 00:26:22,452 --> 00:26:28,260 ♪ (CHOIR SINGING IN HAWAIIAN) ♪ 388 00:26:49,881 --> 00:26:51,647 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 389 00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:20,179 ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 390 00:27:25,516 --> 00:27:27,683 - Okay. Thank you. - Sit wherever you like, I'll be right over. 391 00:27:27,683 --> 00:27:28,988 - Thanks. - Yeah. 392 00:27:29,821 --> 00:27:34,426 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 393 00:27:40,264 --> 00:27:42,931 Get me the Kahuna with guac. All right? 394 00:27:42,931 --> 00:27:45,337 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. 395 00:27:50,341 --> 00:27:52,044 Enjoying your time? 396 00:27:53,077 --> 00:27:57,280 - Hi. - Oh, yeah. Hi. Uh, yes. 397 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,717 Yeah. Very much. 398 00:27:59,183 --> 00:28:00,215 Honeymoon, yeah? 399 00:28:00,215 --> 00:28:01,683 - Mm-hmm. Oh. 400 00:28:01,683 --> 00:28:03,418 And after this, we go to Tahiti. 401 00:28:03,418 --> 00:28:05,887 Thank you. Oh, that'll be nice. 402 00:28:05,887 --> 00:28:09,058 Yeah. Where was your honeymoon? 403 00:28:09,058 --> 00:28:12,728 Uh, believe it or not, we went to China. 404 00:28:12,728 --> 00:28:15,296 - Cool. Nicole, my wife, 405 00:28:15,296 --> 00:28:19,167 she took Mandarin in college, so she wanted to show off. 406 00:28:21,169 --> 00:28:23,808 It was-- it was cool. We went all around. 407 00:28:25,543 --> 00:28:27,279 It was a lot different back then. 408 00:28:29,914 --> 00:28:32,214 - Yeah. China. - Sure. 409 00:28:32,214 --> 00:28:34,153 Yeah. - How long ago was that? 410 00:28:35,052 --> 00:28:37,519 Twenty-two years we've been married. 411 00:28:37,519 --> 00:28:40,456 Twenty-two? That's impressive. 412 00:28:40,456 --> 00:28:41,860 I guess. 413 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,293 I mean, I've got friends that, you know, 414 00:28:45,293 --> 00:28:47,963 have been married, divorced, married, divorced, so... 415 00:28:47,963 --> 00:28:50,169 We're still going. So you never know. 416 00:28:52,269 --> 00:28:55,503 So, what's your guys' secret? How do you keep the spark alive? 417 00:28:55,503 --> 00:29:00,075 Oh, the spark. No, it's not alive. It died. 418 00:29:00,075 --> 00:29:03,882 Yeah. I mean, love may be alive, but spark... 419 00:29:05,249 --> 00:29:07,352 Sure. That happens. 420 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,652 Yeah. 421 00:29:10,652 --> 00:29:12,922 - And his handstands. 422 00:29:12,922 --> 00:29:14,790 He was totally trying to flash us. 423 00:29:14,790 --> 00:29:16,186 Yeah, but with what? 424 00:29:16,186 --> 00:29:18,063 Thumb dick. 425 00:29:18,830 --> 00:29:20,132 What the fuck? 426 00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:24,560 Oh, good. Hi, girls. 427 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,035 Can you just help me move this bed in? 428 00:29:26,035 --> 00:29:27,903 I just-- I just need to do it real quick. 429 00:29:27,903 --> 00:29:29,739 Mom, there's meds for this. 430 00:29:29,739 --> 00:29:30,972 No, it's just for my Zoom. 431 00:29:30,972 --> 00:29:32,107 I finally found a good background, 432 00:29:32,107 --> 00:29:34,243 - but I can see the bed. - So what? 433 00:29:34,243 --> 00:29:36,512 Well, so I don't want my entire organization 434 00:29:36,512 --> 00:29:37,680 and my Chinese affiliates 435 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,347 knowing that I'm on fucking vacation! 436 00:29:39,347 --> 00:29:41,283 Olivia, can you just help me with the bed, please? 437 00:29:41,283 --> 00:29:43,151 - I have five minutes. Okay, fine! 438 00:29:43,151 --> 00:29:44,189 Thank you. 439 00:29:45,423 --> 00:29:48,858 Okay. All right, girls, ready? One, two, three. 440 00:29:50,926 --> 00:29:52,862 Just lift it! - Push. 441 00:29:53,996 --> 00:29:56,799 Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes! 442 00:29:59,836 --> 00:30:03,171 - Are you okay, Paula? No. 443 00:30:03,171 --> 00:30:04,873 All right, I'm gonna start my Zoom. 444 00:30:04,873 --> 00:30:06,508 And you guys, if you're gonna stay in here, 445 00:30:06,508 --> 00:30:08,443 you have to be totally silent. 446 00:30:08,443 --> 00:30:09,945 Okay? And stay out of the frame. 447 00:30:09,945 --> 00:30:11,947 Mom, you look deranged. 448 00:30:11,947 --> 00:30:13,852 It's all right. I have a filter for that. 449 00:30:14,319 --> 00:30:16,021 Oh, fuck. 450 00:30:17,188 --> 00:30:21,156 I chased Nicole for three years, 451 00:30:21,156 --> 00:30:22,724 and she wouldn't let me touch her. 452 00:30:22,724 --> 00:30:25,060 And then when I finally could, 453 00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:27,362 I couldn't get enough, man. I was... 454 00:30:27,362 --> 00:30:30,332 I had to have it all the time. She thought I was nuts. 455 00:30:30,332 --> 00:30:32,801 She thought that I should see a doctor. 456 00:30:32,801 --> 00:30:35,540 - She thought I had, uh... 457 00:30:37,241 --> 00:30:38,707 priapism. 458 00:30:38,707 --> 00:30:40,676 Which is like when-- Hey, bud. 459 00:30:40,676 --> 00:30:44,079 When you get this perpetual hard-on, 460 00:30:44,079 --> 00:30:47,119 like an erection that you-- will not go down. 461 00:30:48,052 --> 00:30:51,954 - Yeah. But after a few years, 462 00:30:51,954 --> 00:30:54,690 it doesn't matter how much role playing you do 463 00:30:54,690 --> 00:30:55,991 or, like, toys you buy 464 00:30:55,991 --> 00:30:59,060 or porn you watch together, whatever, 465 00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:02,197 sex just turns into, like, a-- 466 00:31:02,197 --> 00:31:05,501 You know like when they do one of those food challenges 467 00:31:05,501 --> 00:31:08,103 on a reality show, you know, 468 00:31:08,103 --> 00:31:10,705 where they gotta, like, eat like a bowl of live worms, 469 00:31:10,705 --> 00:31:13,442 and you just got-- you gotta psych yourself up for it. 470 00:31:13,442 --> 00:31:17,478 You're like, "I can do this. Just hold my nose 471 00:31:17,478 --> 00:31:20,619 and, like, suck it down as fast as I can so I don't gag." 472 00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:25,424 - Yeah. But it's natural. 473 00:31:26,590 --> 00:31:29,324 I mean, it'd be weird if it didn't fade, you know. 474 00:31:29,324 --> 00:31:32,995 Look, I'm just being real with you, you know. 475 00:31:32,995 --> 00:31:35,000 Oh, this is my son, Quinn. 476 00:31:35,433 --> 00:31:36,999 And I'm Mark. 477 00:31:36,999 --> 00:31:39,868 - Right. Hi. - What are you talking about? 478 00:31:39,868 --> 00:31:41,870 Nothing. Sex with your mom. 479 00:31:41,870 --> 00:31:43,806 You know, I actually-- 480 00:31:43,806 --> 00:31:46,141 I think I'm gonna order from the room 481 00:31:46,141 --> 00:31:50,515 just 'cause it's... It's so hot here. 482 00:31:50,948 --> 00:31:52,047 I'm feeling hot. 483 00:31:52,047 --> 00:31:53,916 Well, it was nice to talk with you. 484 00:31:53,916 --> 00:31:56,719 And I hope that you have a great honeymoon. 485 00:31:56,719 --> 00:31:57,986 Thank you. 486 00:31:57,986 --> 00:32:01,560 And you guys have a great trip. Okay? Bye. Thanks. 487 00:32:06,390 --> 00:32:08,200 Was it something I said? 488 00:32:12,904 --> 00:32:14,139 Shit! 489 00:32:14,839 --> 00:32:18,077 - Olivia, get down! - Ow. 490 00:32:19,243 --> 00:32:24,946 Hey, everybody. 491 00:32:24,946 --> 00:32:28,851 Nicole Mossbacher. Good to see you all. 492 00:32:34,893 --> 00:32:36,061 Hey! 493 00:32:37,529 --> 00:32:38,563 You left me. 494 00:32:39,698 --> 00:32:41,630 {\an8}I'm surprised that you noticed. 495 00:32:41,630 --> 00:32:43,535 {\an8}What? Oh, shut up! 496 00:32:44,568 --> 00:32:47,506 {\an8}You were so busy flirting with those girls. 497 00:32:48,572 --> 00:32:51,740 I was not flirting with those girls. 498 00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:54,509 I was giving them shit. 499 00:32:54,509 --> 00:32:57,613 Well, it certainly seemed like you were having a good time. 500 00:32:57,613 --> 00:33:00,452 Aw. Is my baby jealous? 501 00:33:02,487 --> 00:33:03,488 No. 502 00:33:04,856 --> 00:33:07,326 - Whatever. - Yeah. 503 00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:11,426 Well, I came to find you to tell you 504 00:33:11,426 --> 00:33:14,399 to wear something extra cute tonight. 505 00:33:15,232 --> 00:33:17,166 What do you mean? Why? 506 00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:18,737 I got a little something planned. 507 00:33:19,738 --> 00:33:21,503 - Tell me. - No. 508 00:33:21,503 --> 00:33:22,705 - Tell me. - No. 509 00:33:22,705 --> 00:33:25,507 - Tell me. - It's a surprise. 510 00:33:25,507 --> 00:33:28,977 - Tell me. - But I will tell you, 511 00:33:28,977 --> 00:33:33,782 it is very, very, very romantic. 512 00:33:33,782 --> 00:33:39,191 ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 513 00:33:41,754 --> 00:33:45,630 ♪ (TENSE DRUM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 514 00:34:12,754 --> 00:34:15,527 ♪ (DRUM MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 515 00:34:22,901 --> 00:34:24,436 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 516 00:34:26,470 --> 00:34:28,840 It's natural to want something new. 517 00:34:30,307 --> 00:34:32,040 I mean, when you're jerking to porn, 518 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,279 do you watch the same clip every time? 519 00:34:36,414 --> 00:34:38,580 No. Never. 520 00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:41,116 - I think I'm gonna go. Yeah? Okay. 521 00:34:41,116 --> 00:34:43,651 Um, can I borrow your phone? 522 00:34:43,651 --> 00:34:45,755 Mine's gone, and I need to get online. 523 00:34:45,755 --> 00:34:48,088 Uh... all right. 524 00:34:52,463 --> 00:34:54,199 See you back in the room. 525 00:35:04,008 --> 00:35:08,847 ♪ (ACOUSTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 526 00:35:25,093 --> 00:35:26,995 Who are these people? 527 00:35:26,995 --> 00:35:30,232 They're joining for dinner. I hope that's okay. 528 00:35:30,232 --> 00:35:31,934 Oh, all right. 529 00:35:31,934 --> 00:35:34,173 ♪ (ACOUSTIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 530 00:35:36,507 --> 00:35:37,734 Watch your step! 531 00:35:37,734 --> 00:35:39,909 Aloha! - Hi. Aloha. 532 00:35:39,909 --> 00:35:42,281 Thank you. - Oh! Wow! 533 00:35:43,214 --> 00:35:45,380 Is this all for us? 534 00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:48,520 - Uh, yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah? 535 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,186 I'll hold that for you. 536 00:35:51,186 --> 00:35:52,988 Oh, thank you so much. I love this. 537 00:35:54,222 --> 00:35:56,191 Hey, everybody. 538 00:35:56,191 --> 00:35:57,629 - Hey! - Hey. 539 00:35:58,829 --> 00:36:01,263 Thank you for coming. 540 00:36:01,263 --> 00:36:05,404 I know I don't know you, but I'm glad you're here. 541 00:36:06,304 --> 00:36:11,106 Well, these are my mother's ashes. 542 00:36:11,106 --> 00:36:15,277 And I just wanna say that, you know, 543 00:36:15,277 --> 00:36:17,746 I don't want tonight to be a downer. 544 00:36:17,746 --> 00:36:21,320 You know, my mother would've wanted us to have a good time. 545 00:36:23,253 --> 00:36:26,054 So let's have fun, okay? 546 00:36:26,054 --> 00:36:29,058 ♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 547 00:36:29,058 --> 00:36:31,563 I think I need to set this down. 548 00:36:34,398 --> 00:36:35,663 This is nice. Yeah. 549 00:36:35,663 --> 00:36:37,761 Get a little tan. It's getting warmer. 550 00:36:37,761 --> 00:36:38,833 Hi. Hi. 551 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:41,636 Quick question. Uh, what's-- what's going on here? 552 00:36:41,636 --> 00:36:44,539 Just, uh, just refilled your drink. 553 00:36:44,539 --> 00:36:47,076 Right. No, I know what this is. 554 00:36:47,076 --> 00:36:49,614 Um, what's going on with this lady? 555 00:36:51,950 --> 00:36:53,885 - What's... - Oh, um... 556 00:36:55,118 --> 00:36:58,787 She's planning on scattering her mother's ashes off the boat. 557 00:37:02,157 --> 00:37:04,860 Okay. Does she think we're here for that? 558 00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:06,298 'Cause we're not. 559 00:37:06,731 --> 00:37:08,263 Shane... 560 00:37:08,263 --> 00:37:09,860 Do you want me to speak to her? 561 00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:10,933 - Oh, no, no, no. Well... 562 00:37:10,933 --> 00:37:13,535 It's fine. No. It's-- it's fine. Everything's okay. 563 00:37:13,535 --> 00:37:15,337 - Thank you so much. - Of course. Mahalo. 564 00:37:15,337 --> 00:37:16,839 Mahalo. Mahalo. 565 00:37:16,839 --> 00:37:20,542 We can't-- we can't tell her not to bother us. 566 00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:24,616 Like, well, I'm trying to have a romantic time with my wife. 567 00:37:26,984 --> 00:37:28,420 - Hey! 568 00:37:29,153 --> 00:37:30,886 - Hi. - Hi. 569 00:37:30,886 --> 00:37:32,755 You guys wanna sit up here? 570 00:37:32,755 --> 00:37:35,190 Yeah. No, that's okay. Thank you. 571 00:37:35,190 --> 00:37:36,929 It might be more convivial. 572 00:37:38,362 --> 00:37:40,029 We're on our honeymoon. 573 00:37:40,029 --> 00:37:41,934 - Hmm. Thank you, though. 574 00:37:45,269 --> 00:37:46,838 Oh my gosh. 575 00:37:47,972 --> 00:37:50,270 How nice to be in love. 576 00:37:51,008 --> 00:37:53,308 Mm. Mm. Yeah. 577 00:37:53,308 --> 00:37:55,747 I wish I had a man here. 578 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,882 I mean, you know, I-- I'm really happy you're here. 579 00:37:59,882 --> 00:38:03,722 - You know what I mean. - I totally get it. 580 00:38:05,623 --> 00:38:08,124 ♪ (GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 581 00:38:08,124 --> 00:38:09,553 Woo-hoo! 582 00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:11,026 All right. 583 00:38:11,026 --> 00:38:13,332 You're a beautiful couple. 584 00:38:19,737 --> 00:38:22,537 - Leprosy is no joke. - It's not. 585 00:38:22,537 --> 00:38:24,873 You know about leprosy, right? 586 00:38:24,873 --> 00:38:28,177 - Right, totally. - That's a weird nerve disease 587 00:38:28,177 --> 00:38:31,479 where they have-- they like-- they can't even feel like-- 588 00:38:31,479 --> 00:38:32,781 You could get hit by a bus... 589 00:38:32,781 --> 00:38:34,549 - Hey! What're you doing? - Hey, baby, where've you been? 590 00:38:34,549 --> 00:38:35,983 - ...and not even know it. - Let's go. 591 00:38:35,983 --> 00:38:38,423 You wanna get out of here? Yeah. Totally. 592 00:38:39,658 --> 00:38:40,625 See ya. 593 00:38:45,591 --> 00:38:46,565 Bye. 594 00:38:52,636 --> 00:38:55,407 - Whiskey, neat. Yeah, you got it, boss. 595 00:38:56,507 --> 00:38:59,511 - Drinking on the job? 596 00:39:02,346 --> 00:39:04,416 - Done for the day. - Oh. 597 00:39:06,283 --> 00:39:07,482 Where's your family? 598 00:39:07,482 --> 00:39:10,089 Oh, shit. I should get back to them. 599 00:39:11,489 --> 00:39:13,421 Um... 600 00:39:13,421 --> 00:39:15,457 No, they've seen enough of me. 601 00:39:15,457 --> 00:39:18,663 ♪ (HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) ♪ 602 00:39:23,431 --> 00:39:27,006 - Thirsty? - Long day. 603 00:39:28,005 --> 00:39:31,640 Yeah. Me, too. 604 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,945 ♪ ("HAWAIIAN FLOWER" BY LIONEL WENDLING PLAYING) ♪ 605 00:39:35,945 --> 00:39:37,445 I can be romantic. 606 00:39:37,445 --> 00:39:39,480 - See, right? Yeah. 607 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,751 - I mean... Totally. Thank you. 608 00:39:41,751 --> 00:39:43,752 You didn't have to do this, though. 609 00:39:43,752 --> 00:39:45,124 I wanted to. 610 00:39:46,991 --> 00:39:49,861 But is it because of our conversation this morning? 611 00:39:54,865 --> 00:39:58,100 I guess I just get insecure, like... 612 00:39:58,100 --> 00:40:01,871 if our whole thing is based on your sexual attraction to me, 613 00:40:01,871 --> 00:40:04,944 then what happens when that attraction fades? 614 00:40:06,811 --> 00:40:07,846 Baba. 615 00:40:11,148 --> 00:40:13,485 it is not going to fade. 616 00:40:15,152 --> 00:40:16,485 - No? No. 617 00:40:16,485 --> 00:40:18,120 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 618 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,422 Hi. I think it's time. 619 00:40:21,422 --> 00:40:23,492 So you guys are gonna have to get up, okay? 620 00:40:23,492 --> 00:40:25,464 Oh. Yes. 621 00:40:26,564 --> 00:40:28,396 Will you mo-- move their table? 622 00:40:28,396 --> 00:40:29,798 Of course, Ms. MacQuoid. 623 00:40:29,798 --> 00:40:32,733 Oh, ow! Hold on! Can I just... 624 00:40:32,733 --> 00:40:35,203 - We can just... - That's fine, move it this way. 625 00:40:35,203 --> 00:40:36,771 - Okay. 626 00:40:36,771 --> 00:40:38,440 - Watch where you're going. - Sorry, Ms. MacQuoid. 627 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,474 - Yeah. I just... - Got it? 628 00:40:39,474 --> 00:40:41,680 Yeah, I got it. All right. There we go. 629 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,629 - Okay, thank you. Yeah. 630 00:40:58,262 --> 00:40:59,564 All right. 631 00:41:01,299 --> 00:41:03,068 My poor mother... 632 00:41:05,169 --> 00:41:07,039 she died in June. 633 00:41:08,333 --> 00:41:13,045 And she loved the ocean. Just loved it. 634 00:41:16,114 --> 00:41:19,914 My poor mother, she had a beautiful house in Carmel. 635 00:41:19,914 --> 00:41:25,353 And she tried very, very hard to be a really good mother, 636 00:41:25,353 --> 00:41:30,262 even though she didn't have any maternal instincts or skills. 637 00:41:31,995 --> 00:41:35,665 She, uh, she was always in search of male affection. 638 00:41:35,665 --> 00:41:38,837 And, uh, she was... 639 00:41:40,438 --> 00:41:42,207 a nymphomaniac. 640 00:41:43,007 --> 00:41:44,573 I'd walk in her room and I'd find 641 00:41:44,573 --> 00:41:47,146 all sorts of strange men in her bed. 642 00:41:48,445 --> 00:41:51,250 She had borderline personality disorder. 643 00:41:52,216 --> 00:41:53,448 She took her money 644 00:41:53,448 --> 00:41:56,818 and she manipulated people with it. 645 00:41:56,818 --> 00:42:01,490 And she was cruel. And she was very, very cruel. 646 00:42:01,490 --> 00:42:05,597 She was so, so cruel and... 647 00:42:08,424 --> 00:42:13,205 I-- I just-- oh, mother, mother, mother, mother. 648 00:42:14,238 --> 00:42:15,807 My mother... 649 00:42:17,541 --> 00:42:20,136 told me I would never be a ballerina, 650 00:42:20,136 --> 00:42:21,914 and that was when I was skinny. 651 00:42:22,647 --> 00:42:24,913 My poor mother, she... 652 00:42:24,913 --> 00:42:28,287 She just couldn't handle her jealousy. 653 00:42:29,153 --> 00:42:31,323 She had to take me down. 654 00:42:32,723 --> 00:42:35,456 And what's weird is I miss my mother 655 00:42:35,456 --> 00:42:38,030 even though she was a big jerk! 656 00:42:40,564 --> 00:42:42,931 I just-- I need your help, everybody. 657 00:42:42,931 --> 00:42:45,200 I-- I've been trying for many days now 658 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,097 to open this box. 659 00:42:47,097 --> 00:42:49,338 My poor mother's in here. 660 00:42:49,338 --> 00:42:51,139 I need someone to help me. 661 00:42:51,139 --> 00:42:54,613 - Do you want me to open the box? Yeah, I would love that. 662 00:42:55,079 --> 00:42:56,048 I'll get it. 663 00:42:58,483 --> 00:42:59,651 Um... 664 00:43:01,052 --> 00:43:02,687 Yeah. Just... 665 00:43:08,258 --> 00:43:09,557 Oh my God, thank you. 666 00:43:09,557 --> 00:43:11,363 Yeah, no big deal. Yeah. 667 00:43:14,366 --> 00:43:15,767 Mother. 668 00:43:22,073 --> 00:43:23,175 Goodbye, Mother. 669 00:43:24,303 --> 00:43:27,012 ♪ (ACOUSTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 670 00:43:29,013 --> 00:43:30,715 Goodbye, Mother! 671 00:43:33,283 --> 00:43:35,754 Goodbye, Mother! 672 00:43:47,431 --> 00:43:49,330 I can't-- I can't do this. 673 00:43:49,330 --> 00:43:52,734 You know, this is-- I just realized it's too early for me. 674 00:43:52,734 --> 00:43:54,303 - It's okay. 675 00:43:54,303 --> 00:43:57,439 All right. 676 00:43:57,439 --> 00:44:00,342 Oh, I want my mother, mother, mother. 677 00:44:01,409 --> 00:44:03,211 - Hey let's, uh, yeah-- maybe-- Oh, I can't. 678 00:44:03,211 --> 00:44:05,784 - Why don't we-- yeah, back in the box. I wanted my... 679 00:44:09,887 --> 00:44:12,322 - Oh, my God. It's okay. 680 00:44:14,822 --> 00:44:16,792 Oh my God. It's totally okay. 681 00:44:16,792 --> 00:44:19,294 No, it's not okay! 682 00:44:23,733 --> 00:44:27,239 ♪ (BELINDA SINGING IN SANSKRIT) ♪ 683 00:44:51,763 --> 00:44:56,696 ♪ (CONTINUES SINGING) ♪ 684 00:45:09,914 --> 00:45:13,118 ♪ (DRUM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 685 00:45:17,688 --> 00:45:19,858 I don't understand what happened to your father. 686 00:45:20,858 --> 00:45:22,962 I mean, I've been texting him all day. 687 00:45:23,628 --> 00:45:25,130 I have his phone. 688 00:45:27,031 --> 00:45:29,368 Well, you could've told me that earlier, Quinn. 689 00:45:31,001 --> 00:45:32,935 You know, this is all because of you, 690 00:45:32,935 --> 00:45:35,938 because you won't share a giant room with your brother. 691 00:45:35,938 --> 00:45:37,872 Mom, it works out perfect. 692 00:45:37,872 --> 00:45:40,510 He can have the entire beach to himself to jerk off. 693 00:45:40,510 --> 00:45:42,081 I don't jerk... 694 00:45:43,948 --> 00:45:45,417 Finish your sentence. 695 00:45:46,584 --> 00:45:47,850 Whatever. 696 00:45:47,850 --> 00:45:49,118 You're addicted to porn. 697 00:45:49,118 --> 00:45:50,653 No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 698 00:45:50,653 --> 00:45:52,620 Don't sex shame him. 699 00:45:52,620 --> 00:45:55,190 Boys are sex shamed all the time now. 700 00:45:55,190 --> 00:45:58,263 I mean, I know it's very in, but it's not okay. 701 00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:03,969 What? 702 00:46:04,669 --> 00:46:06,371 You sex shame Dad. 703 00:46:08,439 --> 00:46:10,172 I do not. 704 00:46:10,172 --> 00:46:13,212 Okay. Whatever gets you through the night. 705 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,450 You-- you're gay, right? 706 00:46:21,718 --> 00:46:23,686 - Yes, I'm gay. - No, my father was gay. 707 00:46:23,686 --> 00:46:25,890 - Yes, I'm gay. - No, my father was gay. 708 00:46:26,924 --> 00:46:31,396 I think. He, uh, he had sex with men. 709 00:46:32,497 --> 00:46:34,066 That's a telltale sign. 710 00:46:36,832 --> 00:46:39,504 - Hey, can I ask you a question? - Hmm. 711 00:46:40,939 --> 00:46:44,807 What's it like, like, you know, 712 00:46:44,807 --> 00:46:48,447 being fucked up the ass? Like, is that... 713 00:46:50,048 --> 00:46:51,707 I mean, it must feel kinda good, 714 00:46:51,707 --> 00:46:54,119 otherwise you wouldn't keep doing it, right? 715 00:46:56,688 --> 00:46:58,323 Does-- does it feel good? 716 00:47:02,993 --> 00:47:04,429 Do you wanna find out? 717 00:47:11,803 --> 00:47:14,239 Uh, no, I'll take a rain check. 718 00:47:15,573 --> 00:47:20,980 ♪ (DRUM MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 719 00:47:25,650 --> 00:47:26,846 Hutch. 720 00:47:37,462 --> 00:47:39,127 When you're young, 721 00:47:39,127 --> 00:47:42,330 sex is powerful and intoxicating. 722 00:47:42,330 --> 00:47:47,202 And as we mature, it gets demystified. 723 00:47:47,202 --> 00:47:50,606 You realize there are more important things to focus on. 724 00:47:50,606 --> 00:47:53,041 Like what? Zooming with China? 725 00:47:53,041 --> 00:47:55,478 Like holding onto whatever shreds of dignity 726 00:47:55,478 --> 00:47:57,307 you still have. 727 00:47:57,307 --> 00:47:59,018 That's so perverted. 728 00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,422 - Can I take these? - Yes, thank you. 729 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:12,694 If you had the phone, did you see me texting all day? 730 00:48:12,694 --> 00:48:14,894 And you didn't respond, Quinn? 731 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,000 He did not tell us that she chartered that boat 732 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,635 for a goddamn funeral! 733 00:48:19,635 --> 00:48:21,437 - It's okay. - No, it's not okay! 734 00:48:21,437 --> 00:48:22,537 He did it on purpose. 735 00:48:22,537 --> 00:48:24,306 - He's fucking gaslighting me. - You have to let it go. 736 00:48:24,306 --> 00:48:26,041 - I'm not gonna let it go. - Just let it go. 737 00:48:26,041 --> 00:48:27,809 What I wanna do is go find that fucker. 738 00:48:27,809 --> 00:48:28,844 Shane. 739 00:48:28,844 --> 00:48:31,683 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 740 00:48:43,227 --> 00:48:45,226 Okay, one second, let me just... 741 00:48:45,226 --> 00:48:46,762 - What? - There you go. 742 00:48:46,762 --> 00:48:48,630 - On the count of three. - Okay. 743 00:48:48,630 --> 00:48:51,628 One, two, three. There you go. 744 00:48:51,628 --> 00:48:54,470 - Good. - You're a beautiful woman. 745 00:48:54,470 --> 00:48:56,739 Oh, thank you, Tanya. 746 00:48:56,739 --> 00:48:59,407 Is it-- Okay! You got it. 747 00:48:59,407 --> 00:49:02,878 Let's just get the bottom half to join you. 748 00:49:02,878 --> 00:49:06,782 There you go. Okay. All right. 749 00:49:06,782 --> 00:49:08,751 - My head. Oh. 750 00:49:08,751 --> 00:49:10,819 - My head. - Let's-- 751 00:49:10,819 --> 00:49:12,120 - Oh yeah. 752 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,488 - That's... - Oh-- oh, oh! 753 00:49:13,488 --> 00:49:14,990 There you go. 754 00:49:14,990 --> 00:49:16,628 - All right. - Yeah. 755 00:49:17,194 --> 00:49:19,061 - Okay. - Thank you. 756 00:49:19,061 --> 00:49:22,831 Good night to her, and good night to you. 757 00:49:22,831 --> 00:49:25,033 Everything's gonna be okay. 758 00:49:25,033 --> 00:49:28,737 Mm-hmm? Mm-hmm! You got it. 759 00:49:28,737 --> 00:49:32,044 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 760 00:49:48,159 --> 00:49:49,761 - ♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ 761 00:49:50,295 --> 00:49:51,396 Yes? 762 00:49:52,463 --> 00:49:53,498 Hi. 763 00:49:54,766 --> 00:49:56,068 How was the cruise? 764 00:49:56,768 --> 00:49:59,300 - Not good. - Great. 765 00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:01,336 Actually, it was a shit show. 766 00:50:01,336 --> 00:50:03,708 - They're fucking pissed. - Perfect. 767 00:50:05,443 --> 00:50:08,578 Oh, do you want a drink? I, uh, I have tequila. 768 00:50:08,578 --> 00:50:09,845 I have, uh... 769 00:50:09,845 --> 00:50:11,450 - ...other things. 770 00:50:12,116 --> 00:50:14,186 Uh, no, no, I'm good. 771 00:50:16,153 --> 00:50:18,490 I like this new hair look. 772 00:50:19,824 --> 00:50:22,786 Yeah. Yeah. You said that already. 773 00:50:22,786 --> 00:50:24,826 Turns out you're my type. 774 00:50:24,826 --> 00:50:26,565 Blonde surfer with a man bun. 775 00:50:27,932 --> 00:50:29,234 Okay. 776 00:50:32,203 --> 00:50:34,273 You're a great worker, Dillon. 777 00:50:35,172 --> 00:50:37,376 Oh, um, well, thank you. 778 00:50:38,308 --> 00:50:39,778 I have my eyes on you. 779 00:50:42,312 --> 00:50:45,713 Okay. Well, I will talk to you later. 780 00:50:45,713 --> 00:50:49,088 - All right. I'll see you-- 781 00:50:49,954 --> 00:50:54,259 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 782 00:51:04,335 --> 00:51:06,301 I was texting you all day, 783 00:51:06,301 --> 00:51:08,637 and then Quinn told me he had your phone. 784 00:51:08,637 --> 00:51:10,409 Hmm, mm-hmm. 785 00:51:31,195 --> 00:51:34,133 - You're taking this really hard. 786 00:51:43,507 --> 00:51:46,645 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 787 00:51:52,984 --> 00:51:55,187 Why would he be gaslighting you? 788 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,157 This has happened before. 789 00:52:00,490 --> 00:52:02,625 Like, people have been coming for me 790 00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,563 my whole life. 791 00:52:06,397 --> 00:52:08,429 I'm just playing the hand I was dealt. 792 00:52:08,429 --> 00:52:11,867 Like, yeah. It's a great hand. 793 00:52:11,867 --> 00:52:13,438 And that's not my fault. 794 00:52:14,271 --> 00:52:17,609 Shane. Don't worry about it. 795 00:52:18,409 --> 00:52:19,641 I loved our dinner. 796 00:52:19,641 --> 00:52:21,713 I thought it was really romantic... 797 00:52:23,314 --> 00:52:25,145 ...until it wasn't. 798 00:52:25,950 --> 00:52:27,219 Yeah. 799 00:52:40,397 --> 00:52:42,767 Don't. I'm not in the mood. 800 00:52:57,081 --> 00:53:00,219 I'm just kidding. I'm always in the mood. 801 00:53:01,853 --> 00:53:03,622 - Yeah? Yeah. 802 00:53:06,024 --> 00:53:08,327 Come on. - Okay. 803 00:53:26,444 --> 00:53:27,909 Get off me, monkey. 804 00:53:29,378 --> 00:53:31,516 Get off me. I mean it. 805 00:54:00,378 --> 00:54:02,347 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 806 00:54:11,221 --> 00:54:13,825 ♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 807 00:54:28,237 --> 00:54:30,742 Yeah. Mm, yeah. 808 00:54:44,555 --> 00:54:48,027 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 809 00:56:28,292 --> 00:56:31,894 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 810 00:56:49,714 --> 00:56:53,718 ♪ (DRUM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 811 00:57:45,868 --> 00:57:49,337 Ooh. 812 00:57:49,337 --> 00:57:51,306 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 54638

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