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Announcer:
Last week on
married with children,
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The bundys went on vacation,
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And got strandedin lucifer, new mexico.
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[all spit]
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They met an old prospector
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Who offered to trade themhis gold mine
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For the family's old dodge.
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Dodge is
a damn fine car.
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Ran over my wife
with a dodge.
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Then the prospectorwarned them
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Gold can turn familiesagainst each other.
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So it'd be just like
my life now,
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Except I'd have gold
in both fists,
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And I'd be saying
"yippee, yippee."
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With al's car, andmarcie's and jefferson's money,
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They bought the mine andset out to strike it rich.
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Well, the plot's simple enough.
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And now, married
with children continues.
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See, son...
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I saved us
some money already.
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We didn't need
no pack mules.
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[all laughing]
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[grunts]
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Could somebody
help us out?
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Well, sure, honey.
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Come on, you can
make it!
Come on.
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Go!
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Jefferson:
Come on! You can do it!
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Al:
Hurry it up now!
Just a couple more steps!
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Jefferson:
Thattaway!
There you go!
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Hey, all right.
That wasn't so tough.
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Now, let's unpack
all these picks and shovels,
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And the rest of this
western crap...
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And start digging!
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Daddy, it is so hot,
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You could lay an egg
on the sidewalk.
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Look, al...We just
got done lugging
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All the mining supplies,
plus your necessities.
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You know, two 12-packs
of aurora white...
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A newspaper,
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And the preparation h
with sunscreen.
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We want a rest.
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Rest?
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There's still
three hours of--
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Of 100,000-degree
daylight left.
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Now, come on, let's go to work.
Let's go to work.
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[claps]
let's go, marcie.
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There's gold
in them thar hills.
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Let's get off
our duffs.
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Thank you,
honey.
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Now, would you bend over
and give me a target?
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You know, al,
I've been thinking.
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I believe we should
all just take a little rest.
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[laughing]
oh. You tenderfeet.
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Do you realize
where we're standing?
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Well, I don't know
about us,
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But you're standing
in coyote doodie.
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Aside from that.
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Now, look here.
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We're in the wild,
wild west.
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And I wanna see a little
pioneer spirit.
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I wanna see me
a little gumption.
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I wanna see me
a little-- ladybug.
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Get it off me.
Get it off me!
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[all screaming]
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[sighs]
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Now, look here.
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I'm sick of
your female whining.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Now, we have a chance
to get rich here.
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He who dares, wins.
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He who seeks, finds.
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He who digs...
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Golds.
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Now, peg...
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We've seen it
with our own eyes.
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There's nuggets
in this here mine
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As big as your mother's behind.
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And-- and just like
your mother's behind,
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It's there for the taking...
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By anyone with the courage
to reach out and grab it.
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Now, I feels like
getting rich.
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How many of you mangy
varmints are with me?
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I'm with you!
[all shouting]
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Let's go!
Come on.
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Okay. Okay!
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Pull that
cup down.
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Al:
All right, good.
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Now, if anybody needs me,
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I, uh...Got a little work
to do myself.
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Would you
look at him?
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And we followed
him.
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What were
we thinking?
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He's never found
anything, you know.
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Not even change
in the street.
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He can barely find his ear
with his finger.
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Yeah.
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Or chew gum
at the same time.
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[laughs]
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Should she be
out in the sun?
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Hey, peg, look!
It's a flip-top lid!
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[laughs]
it was in there.
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Good, baby.
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Uh, I am dying
of thirst.
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[sighs]
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Ah.
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Anyone else want
some water?
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It's not water.
It's sweat.
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Eureka.
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O, mighty one
in the heavens,
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Who created the mountains,
the seas and beer...
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40 years of
plague and darkness,
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And now finally a light.
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A golden light.
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It's gold.
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What'd you find,
al?
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Nothing.
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You know, this may be
just a hunchback,
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But I think
daddy found something.
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Oh, my--
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It's gold,
all right!
Oh, my--
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The bozo found gold!
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All:
We're rich!
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[all shouting indistinctly]
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Get out of
there!
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Hey. What
are you doing?
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Hey, hey!
I found it first!
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It's so good to be
alone with you, baby.
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Oh. I could hold you
like this forever.
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[hums]
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This is for the apartment.
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This is for the corvette.
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And this is
for miss February.
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[giggling]
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Is this gold?
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N-no, honey.
[sighs]
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Darn it, I haven't
found any real gold.
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I'll take that!
Hey!
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I-if we found this much
in three hours,
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Imagine how much
we'll find tomorrow.
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Oh, god!
We're actually rich.
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What are you gonna do
with your share, marcie?
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I'm gonna share mine
with the poor.
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[laughs]
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No, really.
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What are you gonna
do with yours?
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I'm gonna buy
a seal coat,
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A diamond car
with condor floor mats,
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And a bald eagle hat.
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[both laughing]
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What about you,
honey?
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Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
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I have everything
I want, and...
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Everyone I want.
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Hm.
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By the way...
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Would you be upset if
I got a place of my own?
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Hey, dad.
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I know what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna get me
a place
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Right next to the old
playboy mansion.
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You know, hef's parties might
have died down by now,
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But, uh, he can still
sneak over the fence
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And get some young stuff
at club bud.
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[chuckles]
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Here, let me get that
spittle for you, son.
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Kelly.
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What about you,
dear?
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Is this gold?
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No, pumpkin.
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[clicks
tongue]
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I'll take that too, peg!
No, no. I got it! No!
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[screaming]
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My eye! All right!
My eye!
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Oh, peg. Ahh!
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What about you, peggy?
What are you going to do?
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Oh, I don't know. I--
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Probably make
a few changes. Ha-ha.
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[clears throat]
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Sorry I'm late.
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Oh, that's all right,
sweetheart.
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Just take your shirt off
and put it on the moose head.
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You know, maybe, uh,
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Redecorate or something.
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What about you, honey?
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Honey?
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And so...That's how
I defeated the robots
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In the first intergalactic
super bowl.
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So, what do you wanna
do now, girls?
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We'd just like
to serve you,
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Beautiful
one.
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[giggles]
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Well...What's
on the menu?
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Massage?
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Whipped cream bath?
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Spanking?
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Horsy ride?
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Or shall we go back
in our cages
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And frug for you again?
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00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:01,859
Well, girls...
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It's your dream.
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00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:07,197
Sorry I'm late.
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Oh, that's
all right, dear.
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Just hang up your robe
on the moose head.
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[laughing]
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Oh, you know me, peg.
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I probably won't even
get off the couch.
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00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:44,569
Hey.
I have an idea.
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00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,270
How about if
we all put
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Our gold together
in one sack,
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And then we divvy it up
when we get home?
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[scoffs]
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Gee, that's a great idea
for you, kelly.
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00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,112
You have nothing.
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00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:56,513
Yeah. I work
harder than you.
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Why should I give you
my gold?
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Because...
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I'm your daughter.
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00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,688
Well, y-- and you always
will be, pumpkin, but...
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You ain't gonna
have no gold.
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00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:09,426
Hey, dad.
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00:12:09,427 --> 00:12:11,062
Didn't that
old prospector
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Warn us all about greed?
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Fine. Then you give kelly
some of your gold.
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00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,267
Yeah.
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00:12:17,902 --> 00:12:20,137
Catch you
at the mission, babe.
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00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:24,442
All right. Look.
Here's what we should do.
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Some of us are obviously working
harder than others.
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So I say what everybody finds,
everybody keeps.
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We're all responsible
for our own goods.
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00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,351
That makes
sense.
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00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:34,685
Well said, honey.
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Touch my gold again,
and I'll slap you silly.
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00:12:38,756 --> 00:12:40,557
All right, let's
all turn in.
All right.
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[twig snaps]
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Al:
Ah! Ah!
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Oh.
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00:13:03,414 --> 00:13:05,216
Must have been
a coyote.
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00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:08,285
Yeah.
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00:13:09,654 --> 00:13:11,822
Must have been.
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Good night.
Night.
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Good night.
Good night.
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[whispers]
al.
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[whispers]
what?
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00:13:37,849 --> 00:13:39,951
I think we should kill
marcie and jefferson.
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00:13:44,122 --> 00:13:47,324
Peg, listen to what
you're saying.
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They can work for days
and gather more gold.
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And then...
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If they should
accidentally walk
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In front of my rifle...
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00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:01,905
[both laugh]
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00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:05,175
Oh, you're
so smart, honey.
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00:14:05,176 --> 00:14:06,744
Yeah. Ah,
good night.
Good night.
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00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,412
[al sighs]
good night.
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00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:13,951
[whispers]
al.
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00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:16,219
[whispers]
what?
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00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:17,922
I don't trust
the kids.
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00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,829
What are you guys
talking about over there?
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00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,598
Nothing. Nothing.
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00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:30,634
You're not gonna
kill us, are you?
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00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:34,405
Now, we wouldn't
do that.
263
00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:36,941
We love you.
264
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:40,310
We love you
guys too. Huh.
265
00:14:40,311 --> 00:14:42,246
We gotta get
that shotgun
266
00:14:42,247 --> 00:14:43,247
Away from dad.
267
00:14:44,415 --> 00:14:45,850
We will. We will.
268
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:48,753
All in due time.
269
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:55,392
We love you guys!
270
00:15:01,966 --> 00:15:03,801
We're dead.
271
00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:27,558
Kelly...
272
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,393
That's not
real gold.
273
00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:33,063
Darn it. I never get
any real gold.
274
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,801
Get this away from me.
275
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:37,868
Stupid.
276
00:15:53,451 --> 00:15:54,618
[snap]
[gasps]
277
00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:55,819
[groans]
278
00:16:08,066 --> 00:16:09,466
[whispers]
al!
279
00:16:13,071 --> 00:16:14,705
[whispers]
what?
280
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:16,407
There's a deadly
tarantula
281
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:17,675
Crawling on
your arm.
282
00:16:22,914 --> 00:16:25,549
[laughs]
yeah, right.
283
00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:27,084
I get up to check,
284
00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:30,121
A shovel crushes
the back of my skull...
285
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:33,957
And my gold is gone.
286
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:36,893
I'm not falling
for that one, peg.
287
00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:43,233
Okay, honey.
Good night.
288
00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:44,534
Good night.
289
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,117
[whimpers]
290
00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:08,426
[whining]
peg...
291
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:15,699
There's a tarantula on me.
292
00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:19,970
I need some help here.
293
00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:21,939
You didn't
believe me.
294
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,607
I'm not speaking
to you.
295
00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:26,410
I believe you.
I believe you.
296
00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:28,211
Too late.
297
00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:29,880
Hey, what's going on?
298
00:17:29,881 --> 00:17:31,948
[whimpering]
299
00:17:31,949 --> 00:17:35,318
Daddy has a tarantula
on his arm.
300
00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:37,854
Wow! Look at
that thing.
301
00:17:37,855 --> 00:17:39,523
Dibs on dad's gold!
302
00:17:39,524 --> 00:17:43,260
Hey. I know how
we could save daddy.
Huh?
303
00:17:43,261 --> 00:17:44,628
[al screams]
304
00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:46,363
Kelly.
305
00:17:46,364 --> 00:17:47,831
Don't.
306
00:17:47,832 --> 00:17:49,833
You might hurt
daddy.
307
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,468
We'll shoot it
off him.
308
00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:52,669
Yeah.
309
00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:55,105
Daddy...Give us
your gun.
310
00:17:55,106 --> 00:17:57,608
No. But I'll give you
both barrels
311
00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:00,511
If you don't get
this monster off my arm...
312
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:03,013
Oh. I'll take care
of this, you big baby.
313
00:18:03,014 --> 00:18:05,081
[al continues whimpering]
314
00:18:05,082 --> 00:18:07,050
I can't believe it.
It's just a stupid spider.
315
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:08,785
[whimpering]
oh, peg.
316
00:18:10,588 --> 00:18:12,088
[screams]
317
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:15,091
Oh! It's hot!
Oh, it's hot!
318
00:18:15,092 --> 00:18:16,092
Oh.
Oh, god!
319
00:18:16,093 --> 00:18:17,361
Get his gold!
320
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:18,995
[all yelling]
321
00:18:20,665 --> 00:18:22,799
Bud:
Gold! Gold!
Gold!
322
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,000
[al screams]
323
00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:27,771
Well, I guess we've
324
00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:28,838
Played this mine out.
325
00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:29,873
Time to get our gold
326
00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:30,874
And go home.
327
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,876
Ha-ha-ha.
Where's daddy?
328
00:18:32,877 --> 00:18:34,411
Gee, I don't know. I--
329
00:18:34,412 --> 00:18:36,580
I haven't seen him
since he went insane.
330
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,250
Here he comes.
331
00:18:42,219 --> 00:18:44,688
I killed this squirrel
for looking at my gold.
332
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:53,097
Good work, dad.
333
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:54,265
Uh, al...
334
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,065
Hm?
335
00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:01,638
I think dad's shoe-selling
days are just about over.
336
00:19:01,639 --> 00:19:03,640
I think dad's
shoe-wearing days
337
00:19:03,641 --> 00:19:05,976
Are just about over.
338
00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:07,077
Y-you know...
339
00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:09,846
We can't very well
take him home like this...
340
00:19:09,847 --> 00:19:10,914
Can we?
341
00:19:10,915 --> 00:19:12,650
Huh. I-I know
I'm the new guy,
342
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,485
But if I have a vote...
343
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,153
I'd say kill him.
344
00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:17,154
Al:
I heard that!
345
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,355
It wasn't me,
it was marcie!
346
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,426
You all think I'm nuts!
But I'm not!
347
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,394
Hold on, mister!
Don't move!
348
00:19:24,395 --> 00:19:25,429
Ho!
349
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:32,803
Well, it's not like
he was once a whole man.
350
00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:33,770
[bushes
rustling]
351
00:19:33,771 --> 00:19:34,838
Claim jumpers!
Oh.
352
00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:37,541
The old
prospector
353
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:38,875
Warned us
about these guys.
354
00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:40,144
Huh. Just act
natural.
355
00:19:42,914 --> 00:19:45,449
What are you people
doing here?
356
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:46,283
Hm?
357
00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:47,550
We're, uh--
358
00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:49,686
We're seeing
america.
359
00:19:49,687 --> 00:19:50,754
We're loving each other.
360
00:19:50,755 --> 00:19:52,622
[cocks gun]
361
00:19:52,623 --> 00:19:54,191
What do you want?
362
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,392
Well, this is
the third stop
363
00:19:55,393 --> 00:19:57,528
On the hell hole
national park tour.
364
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,729
What kind of
exhibit is this?
365
00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:04,735
We can see these kind of
people in miami.
366
00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:07,671
Don't worry,
folks.
367
00:20:07,672 --> 00:20:09,773
We'll clean out the bigfoot
family in a second.
368
00:20:09,774 --> 00:20:11,075
Grab your pans
369
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,844
And share the forty-niner
experience.
370
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:16,013
Yeah? Grab your butts
and kiss 'em goodbye.
371
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:18,949
We own this here mine.
372
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,517
We bought it...
373
00:20:20,518 --> 00:20:22,652
From some old guy...
374
00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:23,754
Looked like john byner.
375
00:20:26,324 --> 00:20:27,858
Oh, old zeke.
376
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,360
Is he still selling
fake mines to rubes?
377
00:20:31,395 --> 00:20:34,131
Look, son, this is
a national park.
378
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:37,067
And what you've got there
is fool's gold.
379
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,002
We salt the mines
for the rubes--
380
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,171
Uh, tourists.
381
00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:42,739
But if it would
make you feel better,
382
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,441
You can each carry
a nugget home...
383
00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:46,977
Because fun and rocks
are what we're all about
384
00:20:46,978 --> 00:20:48,278
At hell hole
national park.
385
00:20:51,649 --> 00:20:53,350
Thanks a lot,
al.
386
00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:55,518
Four days
in this intense heat
387
00:20:55,519 --> 00:20:56,686
For nothing.
388
00:20:56,687 --> 00:20:58,521
You are truly
a numskull!
389
00:20:58,522 --> 00:21:00,290
Dimwit.
Total thief.
390
00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:01,291
Cretin!
391
00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:02,893
Bombastic simpleton.
392
00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:08,365
And a bad, bad daddy.
393
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:13,036
[sobbing]
we don't have any gold.
394
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,672
Now, listen.
Listen.
395
00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:19,043
Now, I came here
to get real gold.
396
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:20,110
And I ain't leaving
397
00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:21,912
Till I get real gold.
398
00:21:29,754 --> 00:21:32,055
[all howling greedily]
399
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,626
Man [on radio]:
Under the heading,"isn't that bizarre,"
400
00:21:36,627 --> 00:21:38,762
Today's story comesfrom new mexico,
401
00:21:38,763 --> 00:21:40,864
Where an inbred,insane family--
402
00:21:40,865 --> 00:21:43,100
A man with two wivesand three sons
403
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:44,701
--Held up a groupof tourists.
404
00:21:44,702 --> 00:21:47,271
They left themwith cash and diamonds.
405
00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:50,007
All the family saidthey wanted was gold.
406
00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,808
The reportedly stolean old dodge
407
00:21:51,809 --> 00:21:54,111
From a prospectorwho looked like john byner,
408
00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:56,212
And were last seenheading west
409
00:21:56,213 --> 00:21:57,180
Towards los angeles.
410
00:21:57,181 --> 00:21:58,649
Do not approach them.
411
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,517
They are insane...
412
00:22:00,518 --> 00:22:01,552
Unbathed
413
00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:02,919
And dangerous.
414
00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:05,155
What time is it,
gang?
415
00:22:08,826 --> 00:22:10,994
All:
Five after 3!
416
00:22:10,995 --> 00:22:12,162
[all laugh]
417
00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:28,912
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