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[♪]
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[barks]
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Uh, no, thanks, boy.
I'm not hungry.
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Buck:
Feed me,you big, rumpled shoe salesman.
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Yep. Quite a day,
isn't it, boy?
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Wife in wanker county,
visitin' the relatives,
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And ol' dad here waitin'
for his favorite dessert
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In the history of the world.
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Yep, cherry cheesecake
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From the famous
chuck's cheese bowl.
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Can you feel
the excitement, boy?
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Feed me.
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No breakfast for me today.
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I want the first taste
in my mouth
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To be cherry cheesecake.
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Yeah, you wouldn't wantthat first taste
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To be toothpasteor anything.
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Oh, bud,
I'm goin' to work.
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Listen, uh, there's somethin'
I need you to do,
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But I can't think
of what it is.
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Feed the dog.
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Feed the dog.
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Feed the dog.
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Oh, yeah,
feed the dog.
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Yes!
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You want some food, boy?
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Well, gee,if you're done
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Siftingthrough your playboys.
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Let's just see
what's in this stuff, huh?
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Hm. "beef byproducts...
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"chicken byproducts...
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Corn meal."
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Hey. Hey, stop that!
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Oh, he's getting germsall over it.
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Oh, now it's ruined.
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Well, you sleep with him,
you might as well eat like him.
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I--
I wasn't eating anything.
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I-- I just thought I--
I heard something.
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Can the malarkey. Share.
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Well, would you lookat this?
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This is a lot better
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Than getting gassedat the pound.
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Listen, kel,
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I'm going
to play some soccer.
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Oh, uh, dad told me
to tell you to feed the dog.
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Oh, no,not the girl!
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[door opens & closes]
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What was
I supposed to do?
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I'm dead.
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Let's see.
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I woke up,
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So that's not it.
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I showered,
brushed, dressed,
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Came home...
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Well, my job's done.
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I guess it's time
to go to the mall.
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Bye, boy.
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Well, whenthe going gets tough,
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The tough drinkoutta the toilet.
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[cool blues song playing]
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♪ I was born in the junkyard ♪
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♪ a child of the streets ♪
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♪ my dinner
was cats and garbage ♪
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♪ and other tasty treats ♪
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♪ police chased and caught me ♪
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♪ I was in the pound alone ♪
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♪ the bundys came and got me ♪
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♪ didn't even bring a bone ♪
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♪ I'm hungry out here ♪
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♪ I ain't talkin' jive ♪
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♪ I'll eat anything ♪
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♪ even if it's alive ♪
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♪ don't want no fax machine ♪
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♪ got no use for phones ♪
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♪ don't even want
my belly rubbed ♪
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♪ just give me
a blood-stained bone ♪
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♪ I'm starvin' out here, mama ♪
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♪ got no food to call my own ♪
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♪ you better watch
your wives and children ♪
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♪ I'm out here prowlin'
for a bone ♪
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[barking]
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[italian accent]
hey, the little tramp.
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Hey, I bet
you're hungry.
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Buck:
No, I just likekissin' foreign butt.
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How about
some meatball, yes?
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Meatballs?
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Meatballs wouldbe very nice, sir.
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Man [italian accent]:
Do not feed the dog.
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It's the boss. Shh.
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I'm trying to run
italian restaurant here.
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That's tomorrow's special.
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[speaking in japanese]
[speaking in italian]
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[grunts]
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Oh, well,there's always
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The soul-food placeup the street
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Run by koreans.
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Whoa, mama!
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Look at the two pairof legs on this bitch.
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Hey, baby.
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Did you get the messageI left for you
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On the hydrantdown the street?
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[female voice]
oh, god,not another jerk.
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Look,I have no time.
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I'm getting readyto run into traffic
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And kill myself.
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Whoa, heavy.
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Hey, uh, you wanna give mea little somethin' first?
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[chuckles]
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You know, that way you can diewith a wag on your tail.
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I'd rather live.
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Well, aren't youeven gonna ask me
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Why I'm gonnakill myself?
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Uh, with my luck, I getthe one that wants to talk.
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Okay, baby.What's the problem?
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No one loves me.I have no family.
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It's toughout here on the street.
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Uh, yeah, that's too bad.
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Hey, listen,
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Uh, you've got a little pieceof lint on your back.
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Want me to get thatfor ya? Heh-heh.
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I'd rather give it upto garfield.
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Oh, baby, look, uh,I know what you're thinkin',
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Uh, but I'm no street trash.
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I got me a cribin the 'burbs,
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You know?
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Two bathrooms:
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One in the front yard,one in the back.
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Come on, check it out.
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Hm, well...
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All right.
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But keep itholstered, okay?
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Hey, you got it, baby.
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[chuckles]
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Mmm.
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Must be jelly 'cause jamdon't shake like that.
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[chuckles]
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Daddy, aren't you gonna eat
your burger?
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No.
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I shall not soil my palate
until my cheesecake has arrived.
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Can dad's life
be so empty
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That a piece of cheesecake
is this important?
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Is this
your first day here?
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[jangling]
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It's my cheesecake!
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What the hell is this?
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Aw, look.
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Buck brought home
a little girlfriend.
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No more of dad's shoe
for you, huh, big boy?
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Buck:
No, from now on,they're both yours.
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Aw, isn't she cute?
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My, god, the girl reeks
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Of construction workersand peroxide.
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[knock on door]
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It's here! It's here!
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Well,
we're back.
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Yeah,
we got it.
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You wouldn't
believe the trouble--
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Do you know
what hell we went through
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To get you that cheesecake?
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We had to cut
our honeymoon short
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So that we could make
a two-day trek
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Through the dark side
of wisconsin's cheese country.
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Livin' off cheese wine,
nibblin' on cheese bread,
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Havin' to make
cheap cheese love.
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And we almost got lost
a thousand times.
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Well, that's why I sent peg
with you as a guide.
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Yeah, thanks so much for sending
you wife on our honeymoon.
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Without her playing pinochle
with us every night,
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We don't know
what we would have done.
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Well, she's been beggin'
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For a second honeymoon
for years,
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So I figured,
better you than me.
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Kids...
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...Here we go.
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Yeow! Ugh.
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Jeez, there must be
a dead man in there.
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Ah, boy, you know there's
no mistakin' real cheese.
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And, you know, pumpkin,
they age this cheese six months.
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Where,
in the belly of a bear?
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Ugh.
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Let's do it.
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[inhaling deeply]
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I'm going in.
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This is a horrible hoax!
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This isn't an authentic chuck's
cheese bowl cherry cheesecake!
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You went
to the wrong place!
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I don't think there are
a lot of chuck's cheese bowls
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In tanoose, wisconsin.
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Just a belch and a holler
from wanker county.
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Where we met
so many nice people
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Who said wise things like,
"I gots my own teeth."
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Yeah, and, uh,
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[southern accent]
"I'll trade you my sister
for your bic lighter."
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[guffawing]
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Ah, yes, we had
such a great time.
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We must show you
the slides
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Of me getting fondled
at the gas station
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By something that
was half-man, half-owl.
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Dad, they met
cousin hooty.
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[sighs]
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Well, anyway.
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We saved the receipt
so you could repay us.
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All right, I got the money
out in the car.
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Good.
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Thirty-four, ninety-five?
Right.
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We'll make it a nice even $35
for your trouble.
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Okay. Thanks a lot.
That would be good--
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Like I'd really pay
for the wrong cheesecake.
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Or the right one.
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Man, I'm starving to death.
Where's my burger?
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Hey, babe, I told youI'd take care of you.
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00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,892
Now, how about sharin'some of that burger
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With your sugar doggie?
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I would,but he's in mexico.
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[chuckles]
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Come on, let's go play
with the new dog.
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Did anybody
feed buck?
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Who's buck?
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[both laughing]
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[chuckles]
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You dirty son of a...
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[groans]
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Come here, buck.
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Wrong cheesecake.
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00:12:01,019 --> 00:12:02,253
All I want out of life
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Is a rancid piece
of chuck's cheese bowl
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Famous cherry cheesecake.
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Can't even get it.
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I'm so depressed.
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00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:12,230
Why can't my life be
as good as yours, boy?
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Ugh, take a shower.
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Well, if this
is chuck's cheese bowl,
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You should know
what his name is.
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He was your chef
for 24 years.
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00:12:28,179 --> 00:12:31,983
No, I'm not the irs.
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Chitty chitty cheese bang.
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In wisconsin.
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Thanks.
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00:12:40,825 --> 00:12:42,894
I don't care if he was
a war criminal.
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You had no right
to let him go.
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Well, he made the best cherry
cheesecake in the free world.
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Just tell me
where he went.
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[ringing]
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Hans?
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Oh, it's you, peg.
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Yeah, you miss me?
Yeah, who cares?
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I'm busy, all right?
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00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:04,482
Listen,
you french moron!
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00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,884
We saved your cowardly
wine-soaked behinds
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In the war!
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00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:09,687
In all the wars!
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00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:12,389
Every stinkin' war
you ever been in!
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00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:15,158
Now you tell me where you're
hidin' hans before I--!
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00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:18,796
Hello?
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They really are rude
to americans!
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00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:25,403
Thank you.
Thank you! Thank you!
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00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:28,806
Kelly. Kelly.
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00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:31,409
I did it. I did it.
I found my cheesecake.
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You were doubting me,
but I was right.
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There was something wrong
with that cheesecake.
261
00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:37,815
See, it was the right place,
but the wrong chef.
262
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,517
The chef that made
my cherry cheesecake
263
00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:41,018
Left chuck's cheese bowl.
264
00:13:41,019 --> 00:13:42,486
Daddy, you're
spitting on me.
265
00:13:44,088 --> 00:13:45,990
You can't me you're not proud
of your old dad.
266
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,025
'cause I trailed hans
all over europe
267
00:13:48,026 --> 00:13:49,593
Till I finally found him
in germany.
268
00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:51,228
See, he had gone there
to die,
269
00:13:51,229 --> 00:13:53,296
But he promised to ship me
one of his cheesecakes
270
00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:55,298
If I saved it as a testimonial
to his greatness,
271
00:13:55,299 --> 00:13:57,367
And I agreed, but...
272
00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:58,435
I'm really gonna eat it!
273
00:13:58,436 --> 00:13:59,436
[laughing]
274
00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:13,951
Hey, guys.
275
00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:14,952
Watch.
276
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,453
This dog can do tricks.
277
00:14:16,454 --> 00:14:18,022
Sit.
278
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,324
Foot.
279
00:14:20,325 --> 00:14:21,325
Speak.
280
00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:22,326
[barks]
281
00:14:23,294 --> 00:14:24,328
Hey.
282
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:25,596
Hey, I can doall that stuff.
283
00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:27,932
Ask me somethin'.Go ahead, ask me.
284
00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:29,667
Buck, somersault.
285
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,470
Say what?
286
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:36,273
Gee, why don't you justask me to drive a car?
287
00:14:36,274 --> 00:14:37,875
Hey, you want a paw?I can do that.
288
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,478
Look. Here.Here's my paw.
289
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:41,445
Look how stupid
buck is.
290
00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:43,213
[laughing]
291
00:14:43,214 --> 00:14:45,082
You know, kids, we, uh,
292
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,385
Really can't afford
to keep two dogs.
293
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,187
Gee, I wonderwhich one gets to stay.
294
00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:52,490
Aw, she's so pretty.
Aw, isn't she pretty?
295
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:53,524
Hey,
296
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,225
Anybody want a paw?
297
00:14:55,226 --> 00:14:56,326
A paw?
298
00:14:56,327 --> 00:14:58,896
You know, a paw?
299
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:01,098
[sighs]
300
00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:02,966
[crickets chirping]
301
00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,101
[buck snoring]
302
00:15:06,404 --> 00:15:08,205
Al:
Hey, where's
my slipper?
303
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:09,873
Bud:
Where's my game boy?
304
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,341
Kelly:
I don't know.
305
00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:14,111
I can't find my cd
or my best bra.
306
00:15:21,118 --> 00:15:22,919
[barking]
307
00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,927
There it is.
Buck.
308
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:33,431
[drowsily]
huh? Huh? What? What, what?
309
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,598
That's my slipper.
310
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:35,766
Bad boy.
311
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:36,767
Wait a minute.
312
00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:39,903
I was dreamingabout a roast.
313
00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:41,372
Now, somebody set me up.
314
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:42,773
Who could have done this?
315
00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:46,443
[snickers]
316
00:15:48,579 --> 00:15:51,048
Buck, would you like
to come back in now?
317
00:15:51,049 --> 00:15:52,916
And what have we learned?
318
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,318
[shivering]
th-th-that when you'refrozen solid,
319
00:15:55,319 --> 00:15:57,554
You really don't thinkabout sex that much.
320
00:16:00,725 --> 00:16:02,526
Okay,
you can come back in.
321
00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:03,527
Come on.
322
00:16:03,528 --> 00:16:04,795
Come.
323
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:06,931
Are you hungry, boy?
324
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:10,834
Yeah, it's a holdoverfrom a couple days ago.
325
00:16:10,835 --> 00:16:12,702
I'll get you
some food.
326
00:16:12,703 --> 00:16:14,638
[doorbell rings]
327
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:16,373
[groans]
328
00:16:16,374 --> 00:16:20,544
Is it possiblegod's a cat?
329
00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:24,348
Cherry cheesecake
for herr bundy.
330
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:29,086
Well, I'm a bundy,
and I'm here.
331
00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:30,388
[both chuckle]
332
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:31,955
I'm--
a little bit of french humor.
333
00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:33,391
I'll take it.
Yeah.
334
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,925
Uh, I'm hans the chef.
335
00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:37,161
I wanted
to deliver this myself
336
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,628
So I might
meet the man
337
00:16:38,629 --> 00:16:41,699
Who loved
my cheesecake so much.
338
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,833
I'm sorry,
but you missed him.
339
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,535
He would've loved
to have meet you.
340
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:45,569
It's very cold out--
341
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,409
Ugh, one of dad's
socks get free?
342
00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:53,710
Ugh, I wish.
343
00:16:53,711 --> 00:16:55,613
It's dad's cheesecake.
344
00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:00,651
I had to chase some sissy mary
in short pants
345
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:02,586
Off our front lawn.
346
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:07,424
He was babblin' at me,
callin' me "hair."
347
00:17:07,425 --> 00:17:09,826
So I--
348
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,795
I turned the hose on him.
349
00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:15,199
With the wind chill factor,
350
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,402
He shouldn't make it
to the corner.
351
00:17:18,403 --> 00:17:19,670
What's that I smell?
352
00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,404
[sniffing]
353
00:17:21,405 --> 00:17:22,572
It's here.
354
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:28,979
I must open it
and let it breathe.
355
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,213
Yikes!
Yikes!
356
00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:32,282
[inhaling deeply]
357
00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:35,318
[tearfully]
this is what memories
are made of.
358
00:17:35,319 --> 00:17:36,920
I must fetch
my cheese goggles.
359
00:17:36,921 --> 00:17:39,957
Now, you two
may admire it,
360
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,725
But don't touch it.
361
00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:45,729
This cheese means more to me
than both of your lives.
362
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,401
Well, once again,
dad has gone
363
00:17:51,402 --> 00:17:55,172
Where no cartoon character
has dared to go.
364
00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:57,040
Yeah, but he hasn't been
this happy
365
00:17:57,041 --> 00:18:00,811
Since charmin started coming
in an eight-pack.
366
00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:03,681
Well, we better
get out of here.
367
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,449
Once dad cuts
into that cheese,
368
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:08,786
Neither of us will be
able to have children.
369
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,387
Aw, I didn't know you
and your pillow
370
00:18:10,388 --> 00:18:12,222
Were planning
a family.
371
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,865
Hey.
372
00:18:21,866 --> 00:18:23,133
Hey, look
at that snowman
373
00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:25,469
In front
of the henderson house.
374
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:26,804
Looks like
a guy in shorts
375
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,707
Givin' our house
the bird.
376
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:32,510
Wonder
how they did that.
377
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:34,711
[sighs]a nice nap.
378
00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:36,914
Gee, that bedwas comfortable.
379
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,148
Hey,you still here?
380
00:18:38,149 --> 00:18:40,650
Heh, yeah,but not for long.
381
00:18:40,651 --> 00:18:41,985
The big dumb bundywent upstairs
382
00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:43,621
To get my leash.
383
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,556
And I think he's takin' meto the pound.
384
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,624
Aw, the pound isn't so bad.
385
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,693
Somebody'll take you home.
386
00:18:49,694 --> 00:18:51,962
I hear there's a big demandfor 9-year-old dogs
387
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:55,666
Who couldn't sitif they had no front legs.
388
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:57,767
No doubt about it.
389
00:18:57,768 --> 00:18:59,503
It's you they love.
390
00:18:59,504 --> 00:19:01,071
They even gotthat cheesecake
391
00:19:01,072 --> 00:19:03,407
Over there on the tablefor you.
392
00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:05,342
I was hoping you'dlet me have a bite,
393
00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:07,745
Sort of a last meal.
394
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:09,213
Hm, I'll tell you what.
395
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:11,047
You did me a favorby bringing me here,
396
00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:12,716
So I guessI can do you one.
397
00:19:12,717 --> 00:19:14,050
You can watch me eat it.
398
00:19:18,889 --> 00:19:21,891
[barking]
399
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,396
What do you want,
ya dumb--?
400
00:19:27,565 --> 00:19:29,666
Hi, daddy.
401
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,803
So now what?Rub me, wash me, walk me, what?
402
00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:36,506
Daddy?
403
00:19:36,507 --> 00:19:38,475
Well, I've tried
to track down hans,
404
00:19:38,476 --> 00:19:41,978
But nobody seems to know
where he is.
405
00:19:41,979 --> 00:19:44,080
Jeez, I'm starving.
406
00:19:44,081 --> 00:19:46,817
Nothin' in this house to eat,
not even dog food.
407
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,485
If I had a gunand a thumb,
408
00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:50,554
You'd be dead.
409
00:19:53,391 --> 00:19:55,859
Oh, tramp. No more.
410
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:58,362
The boss will be mad.
411
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,563
Okay.
412
00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:02,566
But this is
the last piece.
413
00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:14,944
[barking]
414
00:20:14,945 --> 00:20:17,714
Chef:
We have nothing. Go away!
415
00:20:17,715 --> 00:20:20,583
And they keep sayingthere's no recession.
416
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,355
Oh, no,it's you, huh?
417
00:20:25,356 --> 00:20:27,391
Gee, sorry I didn'tget a chance to say goodbye,
418
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,992
But sound doesn'treally travel well
419
00:20:28,993 --> 00:20:30,360
As high upas you got tossed.
420
00:20:30,361 --> 00:20:32,929
[laughing]
421
00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:35,399
Yeah,I had it coming.
422
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,133
Well, I'm hereto apologize.
423
00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:39,370
I should have knownyou were smarter than me.
424
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,938
After all,you're a male dog.
425
00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:43,173
[scoffs]
yeah.
426
00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:45,742
You got that right.
427
00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:48,078
You know, I could have donethose tricks too.
428
00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:50,780
I just thinkthey're...Demeaning.
429
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,516
I see that now.
430
00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:55,452
I can't standthat I hurt you.
431
00:20:55,453 --> 00:20:58,688
The only honorable thing to dois to end it all.
432
00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:00,423
If you thinkof me at all,
433
00:21:00,424 --> 00:21:03,960
Know that I loved youjust a little.
434
00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:05,962
Arrivederci,
mon amour.
435
00:21:05,963 --> 00:21:08,131
Ohhh, wait.
436
00:21:08,132 --> 00:21:10,167
Come home with me.I'll sneak ya in.
437
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:12,403
I'll find you some food too.
438
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,905
But this time,as soon as you eat,
439
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:17,273
I get some heat.
440
00:21:20,277 --> 00:21:21,344
You're the boss.
441
00:21:21,345 --> 00:21:22,513
[chuckles]
442
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,680
Damn right.
443
00:21:23,681 --> 00:21:26,049
[chuckling]
444
00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:28,451
I'm the male dog.
445
00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:33,190
[cool blues song playing]
446
00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,695
♪ woman makes you stupid ♪
447
00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:40,864
♪ every man's a hound ♪
448
00:21:40,865 --> 00:21:43,233
♪ she say
her love's an ocean ♪
449
00:21:43,234 --> 00:21:45,569
♪ then she pulls you in
to drown ♪
450
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,804
♪ woman makes you stupid ♪
451
00:21:47,805 --> 00:21:50,040
♪ always playin'
with your head ♪
452
00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:52,008
♪ next time
you'll be smilin' ♪
453
00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:54,744
♪ is the day
you wake up dead ♪
454
00:22:03,754 --> 00:22:05,989
♪ woman makes you stupid ♪
455
00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:08,325
♪ when she show
a little tail ♪
456
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,693
♪ I don't know why
we need 'em ♪
457
00:22:09,694 --> 00:22:10,760
♪ oh, yeah ♪
458
00:22:10,761 --> 00:22:12,996
♪ a coffin needs a nail ♪
459
00:22:37,087 --> 00:22:40,123
[playing cool blues song]
460
00:22:40,124 --> 00:22:42,426
♪ woman makes you stupid ♪
461
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:44,561
♪ when she show
a little tail ♪
462
00:22:44,562 --> 00:22:46,096
♪ I don't know why
we need 'em ♪
463
00:22:46,097 --> 00:22:47,130
♪ oh, yeah ♪
464
00:22:47,131 --> 00:22:49,466
♪ a coffin needs a nail ♪
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