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[♪]
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[sighs]
yeah, well,
I'm not goin'.
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Me neither.
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Daddy doesn't like me
driving his car.
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Well,
I'm not going.
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He's your husband.
You should pick him up.
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Kids, we have been arguing
like this
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Ever since your father called
and said he had a bad fall
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And hurt his head.
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Now, one of us
has gotta go get him.
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Any volunteers?
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Well, I can wait
as long as you can.
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Hi, honey.
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We were just deciding who was
gonna go and pick you up.
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Why didn't you use the method
you used on our wedding day?
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You know, have a couple
of uncles baseball-bat my knees,
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Throw me in the trunk
of the car.
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Or were they stuck
in wanker county,
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Where, as einstein would put it,
everyone's relative?
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You kids see why I didn't
wanna pick him up?
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How was I injured,
you ask?
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Well, there I was,
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Sloshing through
the mall's wishing pond,
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Looking for change.
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I spotted a quarter
way far out.
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Why can't they just make a wish
and drop the quarter, huh?
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Why do they gotta whip it
way out there?
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Well, I guess they think
that dreams really come true
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The closer you get
to the drain.
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Anyhow,
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This quarter was
just within my reach,
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When I slipped
on some wishing pond slime
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And took a header
right into the granite statue
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Of the goddess of the malls.
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Half-offeus.
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Kids, you almost lost
your daddy.
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Well,
did you get the quarter?
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No.
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It was a pull-tab
from a beer can.
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Poor al.
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After such a trying night,
you must be hungry.
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Yes, peg, I am hungry.
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Very hungry.
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Well, good night.
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[sighs]
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Good night,
sweetheart.
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[whispering]
peg.
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[louder]
peg.
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Peg, I can't sleep.
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I keep thinking of
all those dimes and nickels
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That I passed over
to get to that beer tab.
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It's so typical
of my life.
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I was just this close
to that quarter.
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God, my head hurts.
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Well, honey, maybe next time
you'll wear a helmet
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Before you go a-coinin'.
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Now, good night.
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You know, uh,
what would feel good?
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A nice ice pack.
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Al,
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You always do this.
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You get the slightest
little injury,
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And you get all whiny.
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You know, like last summer when
you were changing the tires
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And the car fell on you?
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Boy, I really got a lot of sleep
that night.
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"I can't feel my legs.
I can't feel my legs."
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You are such
a baby sometimes.
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Now, just go to sleep.
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Some of us feel okay.
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Oh, I can't sleep, honey.
Rub my tushy.
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[sighs]
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Yep,
once a mighty athlete.
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Oh, peg, look.
Look.
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There's nothing
there, al.
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Now, go to sleep.
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[inaudible dialogue]
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Peg! Peg!
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Peg...
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Three little green aliens
came in here,
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And they--
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They stole my sock.
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Honey, were they green before
or after they touched your sock?
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No, peg. They stole my sock.
It really happened.
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Oh, al, sweetheart,
you banged your head tonight.
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You are having
an hallucination.
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You were probably
seriously hurt
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And need medical attention.
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Now, go to sleep.
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Ooh, baby!
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[giggles]
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Well, one of us
has got to go get
daddy at the doctor.
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Don't look at me.
I didn't marry him.
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Well, I barely
know the man.
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Peg:
Oh, hi, honey.
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We were just deciding
who was gonna go--
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Well, don't bother.
I'm home.
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You know, it's funny.
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After a couple hours,
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I realized you weren't
gonna pick me up,
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So I thought, well, you know,
I'm dizzy and my head hurts.
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What better time
to take the bus.
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So after five transfers
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And a quick jaunt
through gang country,
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Where, uh--
where we stopped briefly
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So all the white males
could be singled out and beaten,
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I'm home at last.
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Did you bring us
a tv guide?
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Yeah!
Gimme.
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What did the doctor say,
you ask?
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Well, don't worry.
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Though it looks bad
and might have killed me,
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It's just a painful,
nasty bruise.
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Anybody, uh--
anybody like to see it?
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"cheers & jeers."
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Do the crossword.
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[sighs]
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Anybody call?
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Yeah.
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The loch ness monster
and bigfoot
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Wanted to know if you were still
on for poker tomorrow night
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Over at darth vader's house.
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The, uh-- the klingons
are bringing the chips.
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[all snicker]
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Thank you, peg.
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Must you tell them everything
that goes on in the bedroom?
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One thing happens
in five years,
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And I'm not supposed
to talk about it?
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Honey, cop rock's on tonight,
so we're going to the movies.
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Come on, kids.
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We're just gonna go
pick up marcie.
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And, honey, we may be
a little bit late.
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It seems the octopus people
have run amuck downtown,
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And you know
what that does to traffic.
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[laughs]
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Uh, dad,
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If there's any trouble,
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Blow on this ring.
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The alien police
will come and save you.
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[all laugh]
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What the hell
are you looking at?
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Oh, I guess maybe
I didn't really see 'em,
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'cause if a great dog like you
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Didn't sense their presence
and bark,
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Well, then...
I must be going crazy.
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Oh, this is okay.
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See, I--
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I've had a--
a head injury.
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You're not really here.
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Nope.
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I don't see any--
anyone at all.
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[blows]
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[whirs, buzzes]
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[squeaky chattering]
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[giggles nervously]
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Help me.
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M-moon men have my socks.
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Over.
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[squeaks]
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Peg:
Al!
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Al!
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Well,
guess he's not home.
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Well,
he couldn't be far.
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The stench of failure
is still in the air.
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Kids, I think you better
go upstairs and pack a bag.
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Your father
may be going away.
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I just know he's gonna linger on
and eat away at our savings.
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Come on out of there,
sweetheart.
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Come on.
Come on.
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Boo!
[screams]
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[laughs]
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Well, now look
what you've done.
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Oh, he sells shoes.
What's the difference?
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Come on,
sweetheart.
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Marcie just did that
because she loves you.
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No. I did it because he calls me
sergeant carter-hair.
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Oh.
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Come on, honey.
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Come on over here
and sit on the couch.
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And tell us what happened.
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No.
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You'll laugh at me.
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We won't laugh at you.
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Well, the--
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The moon men came back
and took my socks.
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[both laugh]
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Oh.
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Isn't it funny how ufos
always visit idiots?
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Well, I guess they went up
to the last idiot and said:
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"take us to your leader."
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Look,
you gotta believe me.
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They came in here, and they took
the socks off my feet.
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Then they measured my head.
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Then they went through
the laundry basket
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And took the socks out of that.
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Does that sound like
the ramblings of an idiot?
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Ask buck.
He was here.
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Ask buck?
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Okay.
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Uh, buck,
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Honey...
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Why don't you tell us
what you and daddy saw.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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00:13:38,116 --> 00:13:40,884
Well, he says he can
vouch for five aliens,
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00:13:40,885 --> 00:13:44,222
But, you know, he's nothing
without his calculator.
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00:13:44,889 --> 00:13:46,057
We're sorry, al.
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We shouldn't
have doubted you.
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00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:51,062
You know, ufo digest
has pledged to pay
one million dollars
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To anyone with real proof
of aliens having visited.
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00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:56,133
And with your dog's testimony
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And your standing
in the community,
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Why, that million's
as good as yours.
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[both laugh]
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00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:04,708
All right,
laugh if you will,
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00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,644
But answer me this:
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If there weren't any aliens,
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How do you explain these?
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00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:16,520
Well,
if we were in russia,
220
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I'd say chernobyl.
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00:14:44,215 --> 00:14:46,016
Al.
222
00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:48,919
Honey, when you fell
into that pond,
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00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:52,122
Just exactly how long
were you underwater?
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00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,560
Peg, haven't you learned yet
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00:14:56,561 --> 00:14:59,063
That nothing reveals itself
in this bedroom
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00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,264
When you're talking?
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00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,402
You know, honey,
you've been sitting there
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00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:07,204
For three hours doing nothing.
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00:15:07,205 --> 00:15:08,405
If you're gonna do that,
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00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:11,241
Why don't you get a job
at the post office.
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00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:17,181
Come on, boys.
Get me out of here.
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Get off me, buck.
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[grunts]
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00:15:45,877 --> 00:15:47,311
Ah, they're not comin'.
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I give up.
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00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:01,625
[sighs]
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00:16:11,436 --> 00:16:13,704
They have to be used,
huh?
238
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:22,113
Of course.
The other ones were new.
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00:16:22,714 --> 00:16:24,281
You, uh...
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You guys mind
if I take your picture?
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Say, "millions."
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♪ kumbaya, my lord ♪
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♪ kumbaya ♪
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00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:13,830
Go...
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00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:15,433
Alien!
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00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:21,171
Guys, just one more thing.
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You sure you don't want
the redhead
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00:17:22,673 --> 00:17:24,108
For your intergalactic zoo?
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00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,180
I don't blame you.
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Well,
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Live long and prosper.
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I know I will.
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00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,690
I'm rich!
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00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,658
Ah, ha-ha! I'm gonna get
the millions!
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00:17:41,659 --> 00:17:42,993
[laughs]
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00:17:42,994 --> 00:17:44,795
Did the aliens come,
honey?
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00:17:44,796 --> 00:17:45,829
Huh?
258
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:46,863
Um...
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00:17:46,864 --> 00:17:48,465
No.
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00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:51,268
Well, you woke me up.
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Rub my tushy.
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00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:56,073
Rub it yourself.
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Al:
♪ day-o ♪
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♪ day-day-ay-ay-o ♪
265
00:18:01,913 --> 00:18:04,948
♪ pictures come
and I never go home ♪
266
00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:07,718
♪ pictures come
and I never go home ♪
267
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:09,787
♪ one blond, two blonds ♪
268
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,288
♪ three blonds
ah! ♪
269
00:18:11,289 --> 00:18:14,291
♪ pictures come
and I never go home ♪
270
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:16,293
Hey, mr. Tallyman,
271
00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:18,796
We don't need
the whole song.
272
00:18:20,331 --> 00:18:21,532
May I help you?
273
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:22,599
Give me my pictures.
274
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,601
I got planes to catch,
cars to buy
275
00:18:24,602 --> 00:18:27,137
And families to leave.
276
00:18:27,839 --> 00:18:28,872
Name?
277
00:18:28,873 --> 00:18:31,441
Bundy.
But it'll soon change.
278
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:34,111
Give me my pictures.
279
00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:36,881
Bundy...
Bundy...
280
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:41,585
Is that al bundy, 36 exposures,
1600 iso?
281
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,320
Yes! Yes!
282
00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:44,588
Uh-oh.
283
00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:45,756
What?
284
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,758
You know, this has only happened
one other time
285
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:49,360
Since we've been
at this location.
286
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:50,560
What happened?
287
00:18:50,561 --> 00:18:52,829
Well, do you know anything
about film developing?
288
00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:53,830
No.
289
00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:55,565
Well, neither do we.
290
00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:58,535
But we learn as we go.
291
00:18:58,536 --> 00:19:00,670
Today we learned
that when the machine jams,
292
00:19:00,671 --> 00:19:03,908
You don't use a flashlight
around negatives.
293
00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:06,844
Were they
anything important?
294
00:19:12,617 --> 00:19:15,252
When's your court date, al?
295
00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:16,787
Thursday.
296
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,955
Congratulations.
297
00:19:18,956 --> 00:19:20,857
It's not every day
a bundy gets arrested
298
00:19:20,858 --> 00:19:23,827
For assaulting
a photorama clerk.
299
00:19:25,129 --> 00:19:27,197
Of course,
you were in the right.
300
00:19:27,198 --> 00:19:31,201
I mean, he did lose your photos
of those little green guys.
301
00:19:31,202 --> 00:19:33,937
That's right.
Play with the piranha.
302
00:19:35,239 --> 00:19:37,641
Honey, I'm gonna go
see your lawyer.
303
00:19:37,642 --> 00:19:39,943
He may not realize
that a previous judge
304
00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:42,980
Already declared you
legally stupid.
305
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:44,415
It may help your defense.
306
00:19:48,619 --> 00:19:49,619
[door opens, closes]
307
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,354
What are you lookin' at?
308
00:19:51,355 --> 00:19:53,290
You know they were real.
You were here.
309
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:56,126
If you could talk,
you'd back me up, wouldn't you?
310
00:19:56,127 --> 00:19:57,694
Yeah, right.
311
00:19:57,695 --> 00:19:59,530
Mad men they lock up.
312
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,932
Mad dogs they shoot.
313
00:20:05,336 --> 00:20:07,438
Of course.
314
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,642
You guys came to see
the pictures, didn't you?
315
00:20:14,845 --> 00:20:16,947
Well, the photorama guy
lost them.
316
00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:25,822
Oh, nah, nah.
No more pictures.
317
00:20:25,823 --> 00:20:29,326
No. I-- I broke my camera
over some guy's head.
318
00:20:29,327 --> 00:20:30,694
You guys,
319
00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:32,629
There's something
you gotta know about me.
320
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,398
Even if I took
more pictures of you,
321
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,732
It wouldn't come out right.
322
00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:37,501
Everything I do is wrong.
323
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:39,536
Nothing I do
seems to matter.
324
00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:42,506
I don't know. I try,
but it just seems like al bundy
325
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,775
Wasn't meant to count.
326
00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:51,314
You want my socks.
327
00:20:54,652 --> 00:20:57,387
Would you guys mind
coming on geraldo with me?
328
00:20:58,723 --> 00:21:00,557
Gotta go, huh?
329
00:21:00,558 --> 00:21:02,058
I understand.
330
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:04,060
All right.
331
00:21:07,131 --> 00:21:09,733
Oh, guys,
just one more thing.
332
00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:11,534
Why my socks?
333
00:21:11,535 --> 00:21:13,370
All:
Mizoozoo.
334
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:24,281
Mizoozoo.
335
00:21:31,088 --> 00:21:32,389
[♪]
336
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:36,393
Announcer:
337
00:22:11,862 --> 00:22:14,531
Announcer:
Al bundy.
338
00:22:14,532 --> 00:22:19,235
[♪]
339
00:22:39,457 --> 00:22:40,891
[♪]
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