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[♪]
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Bud, what do
you think?
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Will this look good
for my graduation
picture?
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I don't know, kel.
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If you really
want people to
remember you,
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You might want to
try this.
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Now...We'll just add
a few fingerprints,
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And voilà.
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Every man's memory.
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Mom...
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I want to look
really good
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For my graduation
pictures.
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Can I get a tattoo?
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Kelly...Honey, we had this
tattoo talk when you were 8.
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No tattoos
above the waist
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For any member
of this family,
young lady.
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Can't we learn
from grandma's
mistakes?
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Stuck at her age with
"love" and "hate"
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Tattooed
on her breasts.
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I mean, don't you think
she feels silly now
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With those verbs
bouncing against
her knees?
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I'm sorry.
I forgot.
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How about
a nose ring?
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Oh. Honey,
let me show you
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What a yearbook picture
should look like.
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Now look what
you've done.
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We have to look through
the old folks' book again.
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The worst part
is when she sighs
when she opens it.
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[sighs]
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Oh, bonnie malone.
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Now, here is
a perfect example
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Of what not to do
in a high school
yearbook.
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Huh. Pose with your baby.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Who's
the hunk?
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That's your father.
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What's that
on his face?
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A smile.
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Wow. Wow.
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Daddy had hair.
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And look:
Shoulders.
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Up here.
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Let's see
your picture,
mom.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh...
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Ohh, mom.
Oh, you were
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So pretty, mom.
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Wow.
What happened?
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It's been
60 years, kel.
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Oh, look at this.
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My high school diploma.
Still sealed.
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Boy, I must have just stuck it
in here and forgot all about it.
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Now, kelly...I want you
to look at this.
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Because one day you'll have
a beautiful diploma
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Just like this, that reads...
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"report
for summer school.
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"you must complete
1/2 credit more
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Before you qualify
for a diploma."
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Family, the greatest
thing happened.
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The cash register at the store
closed out 20 cents over.
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Guess whose pocket
that went into?
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Quite a genetic
sandwich, eh, kel?
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Mmm.
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Hey, the old
high school yearbook.
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Seems like just the other day
your mother and I graduated.
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[chuckling]
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Shh!
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And soon my little
pumpkin will graduate.
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And next year, bud.
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Bud will go off
to college one day.
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You're gonna be
the smartest bundy yet, son.
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So I guess I'll be
the second-smartest.
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Of course,
peg will be third.
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Kelly...Well...
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No. Uh-uh.
Not me.
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I'm third.
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It may take me
five or six years,
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But at least
I'm gonna graduate.
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What do you mean,
kelly?
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Al:
Family tv hour,
buck!
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Now, let's see
what's on tv.
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Hey, here's a good
show for you, peg.
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"goober.
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[draws out words]
goo-ber goes
to town."
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Go ahead, peg.
You try to
read the rest.
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[laughing]
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How about
this one?
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How about
some math,
mom?
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How many fingers
am I holding up?
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[laughing]
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Yeah, yeah, mom.
Answer this one.
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Oh, well,
it doesn't
matter.
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At least, I'm not
the stupidest.
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Kids, come with me.
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I want to show you
something.
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It's the only one
of its kind
in the house.
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My high school
diploma.
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[in unison]
ooh.
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Kelly, pretty soon
you'll have one.
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Then, bud,
you'll have one.
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00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:04,863
And then, well,
that's all.
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[laughing]
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Oh, wait a minute.
That's not fair.
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Buck graduated
obedience school.
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See. Here's
his diploma.
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So see, peg,
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You're, kind of,
fifth-smartest.
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[laughing]
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I am not dumber
than the dog.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, let's just
see about that.
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Buck, get off
the couch.
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When was the last time
you did that, peg?
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[laughing]
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That was good,
dad.
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That's a good one,
dad.
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Okay, look kids,
I'm gonna go to the store
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And get some dinner.
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Hey, I know.
How about alphabet soup?
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That way you can eat
and learn.
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[laughs]
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All right,
that does it.
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I'm gonna find out
just why I didn't graduate here.
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You know, margie thinks
she's so cool
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Because her mom has
a plate in her head.
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I cannot wait to see
her face when we tell her
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Our mom's a dropout.
Yeah.
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Okay...I see the problem.
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It seems that I failed
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One stupid, useless class
my senior year.
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What did you fail,
mom?
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Home economics.
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Gee...What a shock.
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Are you gonna
make up the class, mom?
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Are you kidding?
I can't spare the time.
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The battle ofthe luckiestmen alive is on tv this week.
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This week, gavin macleod
squares off with joe piscopo.
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Peg, I want to introduce you
to someone who proves
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You don't need a high school
diploma to be important.
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Sir?
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Change?
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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All right,
everybody,
be seated.
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Today we will review
for our final exam.
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But first, I would like to say
that it has been a delight
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To see you change
from innocent freshmen
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To the leaders of tomorrow.
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Will someone please
wake up miss bundy?
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The dog ate
my homework.
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Miss bundy, why can't you
be more like ruben?
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Well...We both
like boys.
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Class...Today a new student
will be joining us.
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Because of her
life experience,
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She will only have
to take the final.
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No, it couldn't be.
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Of all the home ec classes in
all the schools
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In all the world...
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She has to walk
into mine.
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Hi, everybody.
Am I late?
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Yeah,
about 20 years.
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[laughing]
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Teacher:
Please take a seat,
miss wanker.
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Move it
or lose it,
girlie.
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All right, class...
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Today we will be
discussing...
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[sniffing]
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Who is smoking?
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Hey, kelly...Are you up
for vandalizing
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The graveyard
tonight?
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No, susan, that
would be wrong.
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And now,
let's just bone up a bit
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Before our final exam
assignments.
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How would one prepare...
Cinnamon toast?
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Then, voilà...
We garnish and serve.
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Ah...
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[claps]
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That was
magnificent.
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Thank you.
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Now is the time
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For each of you to take
one assignment card
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From my home ec
bag o' challenges.
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If someone would please
wake up miss bundy
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And miss wanker.
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[both]
the dog ate
my homework!
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Anyhow...Written
on every card
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Is the name of a dish that
you must prepare tonight
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And turn in for
your final grade tomorrow.
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And then later that day,
my cats and I will eat it all.
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Okay...Line up and pull.
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"sliced peaches."
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"carrot sticks."
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"cinnamon toast."
oh.
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"jell-o"?
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00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,699
Oh, no.
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00:11:11,136 --> 00:11:13,137
Well...This isn't
very hard. Ha-ha-ha.
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"crowned
rack of lamb"?
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"add hot water."
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Oh, great.
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Where am I going to
get hot water
this time of night?
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Honey, I don't know.
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Just use cold. It comes
right out of the faucet.
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"crowned
rack of lamb."
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00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:48,505
Gee, it looks nothing
like the picture.
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00:11:48,506 --> 00:11:50,675
Yeah, neither
does mine. Look.
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I need a break.
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00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:55,546
[sighs]
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Hi, buck.
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"dumber than
the dog." ha.
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00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:05,055
Let's see... What channel
is wheel of fortune on?
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00:12:05,056 --> 00:12:05,823
Buck:
[sighs]
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00:12:05,824 --> 00:12:07,925
It's 7.
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00:12:07,926 --> 00:12:10,194
Just like yesterdayand the day before.
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Oh, it's 7.
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00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,066
I thought it was 7.
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00:12:18,069 --> 00:12:19,437
Yeah, right.
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00:12:23,641 --> 00:12:24,708
[sighs]
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00:12:25,944 --> 00:12:27,478
Anything
for dinner, peg?
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00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:28,879
Get a wife.
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00:12:34,285 --> 00:12:36,487
Ah, what a day.
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It was born before 1900 day
at the shoe store.
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There were some feet
that were so wrinkled,
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You could've made
a third foot out of them.
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I truly, truly
want to die.
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But at least I have
a high school diploma.
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You staying up, peg?
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00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,440
Yes.
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00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:57,775
No reason
for me to, then.
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Good night.
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00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,416
Peggy...There I was,
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Alone in my bedroom,
in my nightgown.
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00:13:08,219 --> 00:13:13,023
I had just put in
a videocassette and was
really ready to...
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00:13:13,024 --> 00:13:14,291
Do my taxes...
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00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:17,495
When I noticed
an insect
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Pressed against
my bedroom window.
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00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:21,866
Perhaps you might
be able to identify it.
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00:13:27,138 --> 00:13:29,707
Now...I want
an apology.
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Relax, babe.
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You're a woman,
I'm a man.
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00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:37,782
If you didn't
want me up there,
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You wouldn't have had
the ladder in the garage.
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Peggy.
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00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,889
Bud, you must be
punished.
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00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,425
No school for you
tomorrow, young man.
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Peggy:
He'll learn.
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00:13:54,565 --> 00:13:56,566
He'll learn.
246
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:59,503
Well, I didn't mean to get him
in this much trouble.
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00:13:59,504 --> 00:14:02,940
Well, I guess I'll just go back
and try to get in the mood to...
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00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:04,675
Do my taxes.
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00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:06,410
Oh, marcy...
Wait a minute.
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00:14:06,411 --> 00:14:07,978
We need your help.
251
00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:10,848
Kelly and I need
some cooking tips.
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00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,983
Yeah, I'm in a lot of trouble,
mrs. Rhoades.
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00:14:12,984 --> 00:14:17,187
I have to cook jell-o.
It's for home ec class.
254
00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:19,023
Home ec?
255
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,891
I remember
home ec.
256
00:14:22,093 --> 00:14:23,160
Oh, no.
257
00:14:24,729 --> 00:14:27,364
What door have we opened?
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00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:29,166
It was my favorite
class.
259
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:31,702
I got an a++
on my final.
260
00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:33,337
Lemon meringue pie.
261
00:14:33,338 --> 00:14:35,973
Ohh, what an experience
it was.
262
00:14:35,974 --> 00:14:38,308
My first, you know.
263
00:14:38,309 --> 00:14:41,545
Kneading the dough
till it was ready.
264
00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:43,014
And I was all sweaty.
265
00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:46,416
Then came my filling.
266
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:51,822
Stirring and stirring
over a pulsing heat.
267
00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:56,694
Don't bring it to a boil
too fast, whatever you do.
268
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:59,764
Slow, then fast.
269
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:02,599
Slow, then fast...
270
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,736
Till it starts to rise...
271
00:15:05,737 --> 00:15:07,371
Rise...
272
00:15:07,372 --> 00:15:08,973
Rise!
273
00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:15,679
Oh, god...
My taxes!
274
00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:29,493
Why didn't I get
meringue pie?
275
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,797
Well, honey, we may
as well face it.
276
00:15:33,798 --> 00:15:36,567
No one is going to
help us.
277
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:40,104
It's just you and I
against the kitchen.
278
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,238
[disgusted sigh]
279
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,475
I'm going in.
280
00:15:49,047 --> 00:15:51,382
[lee dorsey's "working in
the coal mine" playing]
281
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:53,384
♪ working in the coal mine ♪
282
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,352
♪ going down, down, down ♪
283
00:15:55,353 --> 00:15:56,553
♪ working in the coal mine ♪
284
00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:58,389
♪ whoop, about to slip down ♪
285
00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,923
♪ working in the coal mine ♪
286
00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:01,825
♪ going down, down, down ♪
287
00:16:01,826 --> 00:16:03,093
♪ working in the coal mine ♪
288
00:16:03,094 --> 00:16:05,262
♪ whoop, about to slip down ♪
289
00:16:05,263 --> 00:16:07,998
♪ five o'clock in the morning ♪
290
00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:11,902
♪ I'm already up and gone ♪
291
00:16:11,903 --> 00:16:15,005
♪ lord, I'm so tired ♪
292
00:16:15,006 --> 00:16:17,641
♪ how long can this go on? ♪
293
00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:19,176
♪ da daworking in the coal mine ♪
294
00:16:19,177 --> 00:16:21,511
♪ going down, down, down ♪
295
00:16:21,512 --> 00:16:22,946
♪ working in the coal mine ♪
296
00:16:22,947 --> 00:16:24,714
♪ whoop, about to slip down ♪
297
00:16:24,715 --> 00:16:26,449
♪ working in the coal mine ♪
298
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:28,118
♪ going down, down, down ♪
299
00:16:28,119 --> 00:16:29,320
♪ working in the coal mine ♪
300
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,655
♪ whoop, about to slip down ♪
301
00:16:31,656 --> 00:16:34,925
♪ 'cause I work every morning ♪
302
00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:37,561
♪ hauling coal by the ton ♪
303
00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:40,697
♪ but when Saturdayrolls around ♪
304
00:16:40,698 --> 00:16:42,932
♪ I'm too tiredto have any fun ♪
305
00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:44,234
♪ too tired for having ♪
306
00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:45,803
♪ I'm just workingin the coal mine ♪
307
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,238
♪ going down, down, down ♪
308
00:16:48,239 --> 00:16:49,173
♪ working in the coal mine ♪
309
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,341
♪ whoop, about to slip down ♪
310
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,044
♪ working in the coal mine ♪
311
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,444
♪ going down, down, down ♪
312
00:16:54,445 --> 00:16:56,213
♪ working in the coal mine ♪
313
00:16:56,214 --> 00:16:58,249
♪ whoop, about to step down ♪
314
00:17:02,353 --> 00:17:04,721
♪ lord, I'm so tired ♪
315
00:17:04,722 --> 00:17:06,123
Oh.
316
00:17:06,124 --> 00:17:07,358
Oh.
317
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,926
We did it.
318
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,327
We did it.
319
00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:12,696
We-- we really
did it.
320
00:17:12,697 --> 00:17:14,698
[crying]
321
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,304
[sighs]
322
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,940
How many hours
to sleep before school?
323
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:23,941
Two and a half.
324
00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:25,443
Ohh.
325
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:28,612
Well, at least I only
have to stay awake
for one class.
326
00:17:28,613 --> 00:17:29,814
Yeah. Me, too.
327
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:32,750
Let's go.
328
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:34,217
Ugh.
Uhh!
329
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,495
I can't sleep with
that damn woman in my bed.
330
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,701
God,
I'm starving.
331
00:17:54,105 --> 00:17:55,606
Never anything
in the fridge.
332
00:18:17,094 --> 00:18:18,962
[crying]
333
00:18:34,145 --> 00:18:35,612
Oh, god.
334
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:38,381
Seven-thirty in the morning,
and I'm up.
335
00:18:38,382 --> 00:18:40,684
This is inhuman.
336
00:18:40,685 --> 00:18:42,786
Gee, maybe mommy
will make us breakfast.
337
00:18:44,188 --> 00:18:45,956
Oh.
338
00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,157
That's me.
339
00:18:50,027 --> 00:18:51,528
Oh, no.
340
00:18:53,464 --> 00:18:54,665
He didn't.
341
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:03,907
Yep.
He did.
342
00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:07,177
Wake up,
you moron.
343
00:19:07,178 --> 00:19:09,446
You ate
my final exam.
344
00:19:09,447 --> 00:19:10,447
Naah.
345
00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:12,049
Ugh.
346
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,884
You didn't eat
my jell-o, did you,
daddy?
347
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,752
[snoring]
348
00:19:17,488 --> 00:19:18,956
It's all right,
honey. It's here.
349
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,891
Oh,
thank god.
350
00:19:20,892 --> 00:19:22,359
Well, what are you
gonna do, mom?
351
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,294
I don't know.
352
00:19:24,295 --> 00:19:26,663
There's not time
to make another one.
353
00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:28,732
Maybe miss beyer
will understand.
354
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:34,605
I don't want to be
dumber than the dog.
355
00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:38,108
Oh, well.
356
00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:40,010
It's just a stupid
piece of paper.
357
00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:41,244
Who needs a diploma?
358
00:19:41,245 --> 00:19:43,446
Means nothing at all.
359
00:19:43,447 --> 00:19:46,550
I'll just go there...
And face the music.
360
00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:51,355
[burps]
361
00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:54,291
Nice. B+.
362
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,195
Ruben. A+.
363
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,132
Ah, miss wanker.
Your card, please.
364
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,767
Oh.
365
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:06,403
"jell-o."
366
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,307
Excellent. A-.
367
00:20:10,308 --> 00:20:11,875
Oh, ha-ha!
368
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:13,510
Hey, ma.
369
00:20:13,511 --> 00:20:15,412
Miss bundy,
your card.
370
00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:16,946
Oh. I have one
for her.
371
00:20:18,449 --> 00:20:20,083
"crowned rack
of lamb."
372
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:24,488
Hey.
373
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,691
Hey!
374
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:33,764
Oh, kelly...This is
the happiest moment
of my life.
375
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:35,999
I finally got a diploma.
Ha-ha.
376
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,136
I'm so glad you're here
to share this moment with me.
377
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,004
Yeah, mom, I'll
remember it fondly
378
00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:43,473
While I'm sweating
through summer school.
379
00:20:43,474 --> 00:20:44,974
Why did you do it, mom?
380
00:20:44,975 --> 00:20:46,944
Why did you
take my jell-o?
381
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:51,147
Oh, honey, don't you
understand?
382
00:20:51,148 --> 00:20:53,484
I did it for you.
383
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:58,054
Sweetie, this is your
last summer as
my little girl.
384
00:20:58,055 --> 00:20:59,356
Now, if I'd
let you graduate,
385
00:20:59,357 --> 00:21:00,724
Your father would
have you work
386
00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:02,359
The whole summer.
387
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:07,063
That would mean no beach,
no shopping...No vandalizing.
388
00:21:08,466 --> 00:21:11,435
This way...All
you have to do is
389
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,270
Spend one hour
a day in class,
390
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:17,875
And the rest of the time...
Is summertime.
391
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:19,443
So, kelly,
just think of this
392
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,878
As my graduation
present to you.
393
00:21:21,879 --> 00:21:24,281
Oh, thank you, mom.
394
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:26,150
You're the best.
Ha-ha.
395
00:21:30,988 --> 00:21:33,156
Come on, it's time for
graduation pictures.
396
00:21:33,157 --> 00:21:34,224
Oops.
Got to go.
397
00:21:34,225 --> 00:21:35,726
Okay.
398
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,929
Oh, man. I'm gonna
go to school
during the summer.
399
00:21:43,401 --> 00:21:44,501
Hey.
400
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,103
Hey!
401
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,587
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