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[♪]
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All right.
Are the doors locked?
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Check.
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Windows bolted?
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Check.
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Car disabled?
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Check.
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Good boy, bud.
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There is no way
your daddy's getting
out of here
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This allowance day.
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Where is he?
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[toilet flushes]
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Ah, that's him.
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Take your positions.
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[barks]
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There he is.
There he is.
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[all talking]
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Come back
here.
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Dad...
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Peg:
Give us
our money!
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Kelly:
Come on.
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Give me that
money!
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Get off
me!
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Back, you savages.
Back!
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All right, here's your
stinking allowance.
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[yelling]
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Another
hallmark moment.
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Peggy, what are
you doing?
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[muffled]
it's allowance day.
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Allowance day?
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Al, you are a pig.
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How dare you make them
grovel like this.
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Al, kelly had
her hand
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On a quarter
that I wanted.
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[muffled]
prove it.
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Open up. I know
it's in there.
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No, it's not
in there! No! No!
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This is a disgrace,
even for you.
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Groveling
on the floor for--
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Oh, look.
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See a penny,
pick it up.
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All the day
you'll--
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[screeching,
clamoring]
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Excuse me!
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But I believe the rest
of that money you took
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Was in my pockets.
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[muffled]
prove it.
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You see how
barbaric
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This allowance
idea is, al?
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Look at them.
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[mumbling]
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These were once
human beings.
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Now, I think
you would all
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Feel better
about yourselves
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If you all
got jobs.
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[laughter]
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Now, that would hurt
this man.
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Tear him apart.
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Now, he's the wage
earner, here,
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And that's how
it's gonna stay.
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Eh, big fella?
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Yeah.
We love him.
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You know,
marcy just gave me
an idea.
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Two, actually.
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One: I want to have
chicken for dinner tonight.
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And, two: I'm discontinuing
your allowance.
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[thump]
ow!
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Kelly,
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It's not right
to stomp on
adults.
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Besides, it
wouldn't hurt you
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To earn
your own keep.
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Why, you're included
in this too, peg.
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[thump]
ow!
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Then it's settled.
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Today will be
bundy dollar day.
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Each one of you
will go out
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And try to earn
one lousy, stinking dollar
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Just to see
what it's like.
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How does that sound?
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No way.
Forget it.
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Try it on
your other
family.
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I think it's
a great idea, al.
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But what they need
is incentive.
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So...What al
is going to do
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Is match
anything you make.
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Double it,
dollar for dollar.
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Wait a second.
If I double it,
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That could get
into some serious
money, here.
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These three
could make, uh...
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Ha, ha.
What the hell.
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I'll triple it!
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How many cups
in two cups?
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How would I know?
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Bud, why do people keep on
giving you quarters?
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It's not important, kel.
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What is important,
though,
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Is that it's too slow.
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Now we've got to
get you a job.
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A job? Me?
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God did not create
this package to work.
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Well, he didn't create it
to be used
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As a serving tray
at a bikers' party, either.
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Just relax, bimbelina.
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Hey, here's a likely
prospect for you.
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"totally, completely,
utterly nude."
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Oh, so what
would I be doing?
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You're right.
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We'll just keep on
looking until we find
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"totally, completely,
utterly stupid."
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Hey, look.
The gutter cats
are in town.
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They're making
a rock video here.
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The gutter cats?
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Oh man, if I could pick
one group to have my baby,
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It would be them.
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Just sit back
and move your lips
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While you listen.
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"slutty girls needed for
meaningful music video."
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Kelly...Go get changed
into your sleaziest dress.
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Which one?
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The one dad calls
your belt.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Bud, I want this so bad.
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What if I'm not
slutty enough?
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I'd die.
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Not slutty enough?
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Baby,
you've got tramp
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Written all over
your face.
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Thanks, bud.
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Do you really think
I have a chance?
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I mean, what if
those other girls
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Are prettier
than I am?
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Not a chance.
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I mean, come on,
look at them--
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Whoa.
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Get yourself
a milk-bone.
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Look...
You're my agent.
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Get me the job
and earn your 80 percent.
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Production assistant:
Hey, cecil,
phone call for you.
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I'll see what
I can do, kel.
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[sighs]
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Hello, ladies.
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I'm, uh, bud
jagger-richards...
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The power
behind the band.
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Now...
As you all know,
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We're doing
a rock video here.
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One that will be setting
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A new standard
of excellence
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In the video realm.
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So how many of you
have high moral values?
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You are
dismissed.
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And you call
yourselves sluts.
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Alrighty.
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Now...We're going to be
asking you girls
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To do some things
in this video
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That may not seem
humanly possible.
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So...I'd like to start
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By having a little
pre-audition audition.
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So, miss, uh...
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Would this offend you?
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[whispering]
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That's disgusting.
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Next!
Damn.
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My dear...Would you
be offended
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If perhaps
you were asked to...
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[whispers]
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No, I wouldn't.
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Are you sure
you heard me right?
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Very sure.
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[whimpering]
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Hold my calls.
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Hi.
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What part
are you here for?
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Slutty girl.
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Me too.
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You know,
the other girls left
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Because they didn't
want the band
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To rip their
hair out
by the roots.
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It grows back.
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You know,
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There's reading required
for this job.
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I can read.
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[whispers]
shoot.
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Change?
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I'll be right with you.
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You see that guy
over there?
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That's
the drummer.
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He likes you.
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He says 10 minutes
with him, you've got
the part.
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Well,
I've done worse.
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[whispers]
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Oh, man, we're gonna
look at sluts.
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They're not sluts.
They're ladies.
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Okay, which ladies
are here for the slut?
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One slut?
That's all we get?
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I thought
we were famous.
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What he means is,
you got the part.
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Does this belong to you?
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00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:25,857
Yeah. Only a few
more payments.
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00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,994
What did you do
this time, peg?
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00:10:29,995 --> 00:10:32,964
Well, I was trying to
earn money like you said.
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00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,532
So I set up
a tollbooth of my very own
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In a good location:
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At the airport.
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They already got
a tollbooth at the airport.
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Yeah,
but mine's cheaper.
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[laughing]
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How much is the fine?
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Two hundred dollars.
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00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:54,785
But, because this is
her first offense,
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And obviously,
all your money
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Is tied up
in, uh...Despair...
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I'm gonna let her off
with a warning.
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Oh, that's nice.
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00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,398
Well, al,
maybe now you can get rid
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00:11:07,399 --> 00:11:09,233
Of that bumper sticker
that says,
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00:11:09,234 --> 00:11:11,035
"support higher education.
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00:11:11,036 --> 00:11:12,937
Send a cop
to first grade."
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00:11:14,406 --> 00:11:16,373
[silently mouthing]
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00:11:16,374 --> 00:11:18,776
Uh, ma'am...
Would that be
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The illegally-
parked vehicle
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00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:21,813
With the broken
taillight?
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00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,582
Yes. But you can't
give him a ticket
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00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:28,319
Because his registration
is expired.
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00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:30,921
So there.
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00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:34,524
Now, I'll just
go out
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00:11:34,525 --> 00:11:37,561
And take care of that
bumper sticker for you.
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00:11:37,562 --> 00:11:39,730
Thank you,
officer.
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00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:44,635
[gunshot]
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00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,508
What a lousy shot.
230
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,276
That bumper sticker
was nowhere near
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00:11:52,277 --> 00:11:53,811
Your back window.
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00:11:55,847 --> 00:11:57,615
Can I have
my allowance now, al?
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00:11:57,616 --> 00:11:59,417
No.
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00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,552
Look, peg, I'm not asking
for the impossible:
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00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:03,788
A quick, painless death.
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00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:06,424
All I want you to do
is earn one lousy dollar.
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00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:07,891
Just find something
you do best
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00:12:07,892 --> 00:12:09,593
And get someone
to pay you for it.
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00:12:09,594 --> 00:12:12,330
Oh. Okay.
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00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:17,434
How about giving me $100
for sex tonight?
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00:12:17,435 --> 00:12:19,703
That's only
$50 a minute, al.
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00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,243
Peg, I forgot
to tell you
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It has to be something
someone wants.
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00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,251
Well...You know,
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00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,753
I'm sure that
the early cavemen
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00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,121
Didn't
want fire either
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00:12:37,122 --> 00:12:39,157
Until they got over
their fear of it.
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00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,328
Peg...You're qualified
for lots of things:
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Spirit squasher...
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00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:51,501
Hope dasher...
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00:12:51,502 --> 00:12:53,570
Age accelerator.
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00:12:54,806 --> 00:12:56,307
That's enough,
thank you.
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00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:58,376
You know,
I should be paid plenty
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00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:01,512
For the dangers I face
around this house.
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00:13:01,513 --> 00:13:03,447
You think your underwear
just stops dancing
256
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:05,616
All on its own?
257
00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:10,655
I stalk it,
I club it...
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00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:15,159
I trick it
into the hamper!
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00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,494
You try doing that
once a week
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00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:19,630
And see if you don't
deserve hazard pay.
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00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:21,999
Peg, I'd probably
be more appreciative
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If you waited till
I took them off first.
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00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:27,972
Now, there must be
something you can do
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00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,639
To earn
a lousy dollar.
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00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,408
Oh, all right, al.
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00:13:31,409 --> 00:13:34,979
I'll just
have to concentrate.
267
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,414
Just give me a hug
for good luck.
[grunts]
268
00:13:40,051 --> 00:13:42,353
Don't even
think about it.
269
00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:46,457
Earn this.
Cook that.
270
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:47,858
Don't steal.
271
00:13:47,859 --> 00:13:49,693
Boy, talk
about the bloom
272
00:13:49,694 --> 00:13:51,094
Being off the rose.
273
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,032
The fight on yet, al?
274
00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:57,201
Coming on
any minute.
275
00:13:57,202 --> 00:14:00,004
Newscaster:
Finally, on the lighter sideof the news,
276
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,106
The rock groupthe gutter cats are in town
277
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:03,640
To tape their new video.
278
00:14:03,641 --> 00:14:05,609
Auditions for the roleof rock slut
279
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:07,511
Were held earlier today.
280
00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:09,613
Yummy, yummy.
281
00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:11,015
Eager young women
282
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,984
Came from as far asbloomfield hills, michigan,
283
00:14:13,985 --> 00:14:17,054
To give their allfor the gutter cats.
284
00:14:17,055 --> 00:14:19,557
Oh, man. Look
what it looks like
285
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:21,158
Before you marry it.
286
00:14:23,628 --> 00:14:24,328
I'm telling you, al,
287
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:25,930
Rock is
where it's at.
288
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,265
Did I ever tell you
I was in a rock band
in high school?
289
00:14:28,266 --> 00:14:29,266
Even had a cool name:
290
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:31,101
The tuxedos.
291
00:14:31,102 --> 00:14:33,003
Steve, I'm trying
to watch the girls.
292
00:14:33,004 --> 00:14:35,105
Yeah, gradually, though,
I split from the group.
293
00:14:35,106 --> 00:14:37,441
Creative differences.
Well, actually,
294
00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:39,410
Not enough parts
for my instrument.
295
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:40,744
But you haven't lived
296
00:14:40,745 --> 00:14:44,281
Till you heard my solo
on "grazing in the grass."
297
00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:47,451
My sousaphone
wailing...
298
00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:48,953
The crowd
on their feet--
299
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,388
Steve, shut up,
will you?
300
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,656
Ok, but
it's a good story.
301
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:54,625
Hey, look at
that blond
302
00:14:54,626 --> 00:14:57,594
All over the singer
like a coat.
303
00:14:57,595 --> 00:15:00,031
Oh, boy, I'd like
to give her a--
304
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:05,636
Oops. Sorry, al.
That's your daughter.
305
00:15:07,705 --> 00:15:11,108
Kelly, stop that!
Stop that, kelly!
306
00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:12,809
Hang on, pumpkin.
Daddy's coming.
307
00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:14,745
I'll be
right there.
308
00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:16,713
Stay there, pumpkin!
Daddy's coming!
309
00:15:19,117 --> 00:15:21,552
Gutter cats video.
Take one.
310
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:23,753
One, two, three...
311
00:15:23,754 --> 00:15:26,590
[♪]
312
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,836
♪ shewalked in ♪
313
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:40,604
♪that was enough ♪
314
00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,906
♪ I'venever seensuch a beauty queen ♪
315
00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:44,141
♪ look so rough ♪
316
00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:46,043
Director:
Where's the girl?
317
00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:47,411
Cue the girl!
318
00:15:47,412 --> 00:15:49,413
[banging]
319
00:15:51,983 --> 00:15:53,350
♪ tell me honey ♪
320
00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:55,686
♪ do you thinkthere's a place for you ♪
321
00:15:55,687 --> 00:15:57,254
♪ in my brain? ♪
322
00:15:59,357 --> 00:16:00,391
♪ tell me, baby ♪
323
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,125
♪ should I evenmention now ♪
324
00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:04,361
♪ the teenmagazines? ♪
325
00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:06,963
Director:
The singer.
326
00:16:06,964 --> 00:16:08,832
You're supposed to dance
with the singer.
327
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:09,867
But I like him
better.
328
00:16:11,269 --> 00:16:12,870
Director:
Cut! Cut!
329
00:16:15,306 --> 00:16:16,473
Director:
Cue the girl.
330
00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:19,677
[♪]
331
00:16:23,314 --> 00:16:24,982
♪ she walked in ♪
332
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:25,983
♪ that was enough ♪
333
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,250
Oh!
334
00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:31,254
Hey! Hey, this box
was in my way.
335
00:16:31,255 --> 00:16:32,656
Director:
Cut!
336
00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:37,595
[yawning]
gutter cats video.
Take 56.
337
00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:39,630
[snap]
338
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:41,732
Action.
339
00:16:41,733 --> 00:16:43,501
Drummer:
One, two, three...
340
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,269
[♪]
341
00:16:52,343 --> 00:16:54,111
Director [tired]:
Cue the girl.
342
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,082
♪ she walked in ♪
343
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,884
♪ that was enough ♪
344
00:17:00,885 --> 00:17:03,053
♪ I never seensuch a beauty queen ♪
345
00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:04,722
♪ look so rough ♪
346
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,890
Director:
To the right.
347
00:17:06,891 --> 00:17:07,991
Your other right.
348
00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:11,962
And don't
look at the camera!
349
00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:13,764
I'm not!
350
00:17:13,765 --> 00:17:15,932
Cut!
351
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:19,336
She stinks.
352
00:17:22,974 --> 00:17:24,741
All:
Who cares?
353
00:17:26,811 --> 00:17:28,712
Okay. We'll give her
another chance.
354
00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:30,580
There's got to be
something she can do.
355
00:17:31,983 --> 00:17:33,283
[♪]
356
00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:41,892
♪ tell me, honey ♪
357
00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:44,261
♪ do you thinkthere's a place for you ♪
358
00:17:44,262 --> 00:17:46,363
♪ in my brain? ♪
359
00:17:46,364 --> 00:17:48,032
Al:
Where's my little
baby?
360
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,733
Where's
my little baby?
361
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:50,768
Where's my girl?
362
00:17:53,438 --> 00:17:56,806
Hi, daddy.
Look, I'm in a video.
363
00:17:56,807 --> 00:17:58,542
♪ do you thinkthere's a place for you... ♪
364
00:17:58,543 --> 00:18:00,711
Director:
Cut! Cut!
365
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,312
What do you want?
366
00:18:02,313 --> 00:18:04,347
Your liver
on a stick.
367
00:18:04,348 --> 00:18:05,716
That's my little girl
up there.
368
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,051
Kelly, get down!
369
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:07,984
[yawns]
370
00:18:07,985 --> 00:18:09,986
Boy, am I beat.
371
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,795
Hi, dad.
I'm engaged.
372
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,863
Good. I'll move
into your room.
373
00:18:19,864 --> 00:18:22,032
Untie your sister.
We're getting out of here.
374
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:23,466
Say, you can't
take the girl.
375
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:26,103
Gee, that's funny.
I think I can.
376
00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:28,138
Dad, I'm sorry,
but as kelly's agent,
377
00:18:28,139 --> 00:18:29,840
I'm gonna have to
pull rank here.
378
00:18:29,841 --> 00:18:31,841
Bud, your shirt's
on backwards.
379
00:18:31,842 --> 00:18:33,644
Now, you may have
sweet-talked--
380
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,979
You may have
sweet-talked a couple
of innocent kids
381
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,047
Into doing this trash,
382
00:18:37,048 --> 00:18:38,882
But now you're talking
to a man!
383
00:18:38,883 --> 00:18:40,151
And there's no way,
nohow--
384
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:42,852
Say, you know, you've got
a strong profile.
385
00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:44,922
I bet you'd look good
on camera.
386
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:48,225
You're not the first
to have told me that.
387
00:18:48,226 --> 00:18:49,226
Not sissy good looks,
388
00:18:49,227 --> 00:18:51,762
But ruggedly
handsome, huh?
389
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,164
Yeah. Right?
390
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,732
Super.
Great.
Terrific.
391
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,868
Uh, could somebody
get me down from here?
392
00:18:57,869 --> 00:18:59,036
Quiet, pumpkin.
393
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:01,705
Daddy's talking
to the band.
Say...
394
00:19:01,706 --> 00:19:03,306
How would you like
to be in our video?
395
00:19:03,307 --> 00:19:04,508
How much are we
talking about?
396
00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:06,209
Three thousand dollars.
397
00:19:08,713 --> 00:19:09,980
What do I
have to do?
398
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:11,915
Just sit in the car,
look cool,
399
00:19:11,916 --> 00:19:14,151
And we'll
handle the rest.
400
00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:15,519
Uh, guys,
401
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,622
Could-could somebody please
get me down from here?
402
00:19:18,623 --> 00:19:20,724
Guys.
403
00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:22,092
Boy, I hate this.
404
00:19:22,093 --> 00:19:23,494
This is the second time
this week
405
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,129
Somebody has chained me
to a fence and wandered off.
406
00:19:28,966 --> 00:19:30,100
Okay, kelly...
407
00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:31,134
[hard rock plays on tv]
408
00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:33,671
...You made $500.
409
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:37,207
Tripled, that
comes to $1500.
410
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,243
And as your agent,
411
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:42,246
My cut comes
to 400 simoleons.
412
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:46,583
And tripled,
that's $1200.
413
00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:47,851
Ah.
414
00:19:47,852 --> 00:19:51,087
Well, al, that
leaves you with $300.
415
00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:52,822
Aren't you proud of us?
416
00:19:52,823 --> 00:19:54,458
[moans]
417
00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:57,760
Would you like your
pain medicine now, honey?
418
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,296
[mumbles]
419
00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:02,732
Oh, well,
that will be $100.
420
00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:06,803
And tripled,
that comes to $300.
421
00:20:09,407 --> 00:20:12,376
Hey, look. Kelly's part
on the video's coming up.
422
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,945
♪ ...Mention nowthe teen magazines? ♪
423
00:20:14,946 --> 00:20:16,580
♪ the teen magazinesbaby ♪
424
00:20:16,581 --> 00:20:19,617
♪ teen magazines♪
425
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,251
Here's your
part, daddy.
426
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:35,032
Yay, dad!
427
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,234
Very good,
honey.
428
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:39,536
Very good.
429
00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:40,904
But, you know,
they should have used
430
00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:42,272
The second take.
431
00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:45,709
That was the one
where dad actually
caught fire.
432
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,244
Nah, he ruined that one.
433
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:50,180
You could tell
he was unconscious.
434
00:20:50,181 --> 00:20:52,749
Well, kids...Now,
we all have some money.
435
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,751
Let's go
shopping.
436
00:20:54,752 --> 00:20:58,221
Oh, al,
if the phone rings,
it's mom.
437
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:00,824
She's gonna ask
438
00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:02,559
If she can come
and visit for a month.
439
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,062
Now, if you don't want her to,
just tell her.
440
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,596
Otherwise, she's coming.
441
00:21:08,966 --> 00:21:11,034
Somebody hand me
my hamburger?
442
00:21:11,035 --> 00:21:12,369
[door closes]
443
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:22,913
Ah! Ah! Ah!
444
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:23,914
Oh!
445
00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,749
Oh!
446
00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:33,890
[telephone rings]
447
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:39,663
[rings]
448
00:21:39,664 --> 00:21:40,831
Oh, no.
449
00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:41,965
[rings]
450
00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:43,133
No.
451
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:46,269
Buck,
get the phone, boy.
452
00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:47,738
[rings]
453
00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,206
Buck,
get the phone, boy.
454
00:21:50,441 --> 00:21:51,675
[rings]
455
00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:06,490
[♪]
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