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[♪]
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[thunder rumbles]
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Boy, I love the rain.
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Have ever since
I was a little boy.
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Dad used to say
rain is the sound
of angels flushing.
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Good night, peg
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Oh, al...
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Ah, no, peg, I'm tired.
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Aw, come on, honey.
You don't have to be awake.
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Just the usual, "I'm done,
how about you?" will be fine.
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Oh, come on.
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Look, let's compromise.
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I'll set the alarm
clock for 2.
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That way you can get
a little rest.
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And I'll while away
the time listening
to your body ferment.
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Great, I'm the only guy
in the world
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That has to wake up
to have a nightmare.
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Good night, honey.
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Good night.
I'll see you at 2.
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[wheezes]
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Peg...
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Peg the roof's
leaking.
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It's raining
on the bed.
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Well, it's nice and dry
on my side, honey.
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You mean you'd switch
with me, peg?
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No. Oh, come on, al.
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Let's do it.
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Show mommy you can
beat the lightning.
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I'm gonna
fix the roof.
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Now, why would you
want to go up there
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When you could
stay here and fix me?
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Because when
I'm done,
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The roof won't ask me
to fix it again.
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[sighs]
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[exasperated sigh]
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Bud! Kelly!
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What is it, mom?
Creditors?
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I'll go boil
the water.
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No, no, no.
Not this time.
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Now, sit down, kids.
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Now, look.
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I know sometimes
you feel you don't see
enough of your dad.
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And you think he's maybe
too busy to care for us.
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Well, get ready,
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'cause your father
is about to do something for us
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That we'll never forget.
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And I want us all
to enjoy it as a family.
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Now, just look over
at that window.
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About...Now.
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[al screams]
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All right.
That was good.
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That was really great.
So good.
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Okay, kids,
back to bed.
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Ah, thanks, mom.
Tell dad he was cool.
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Yeah.
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You know, I'm gonna do
something special for him.
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I'm gonna give him back
his wallet.
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B-but not the cash.
[scoffs]
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We didn't
see him land. Ha.
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[al groaning]
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One fifty-seven...
Ha, ha.
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Oh, honey.
You fell.
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Yes, cupcake.
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I fell.
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But obviously
not far enough.
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Poor baby.
You must be hurt.
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Why don't you
go to sleep now.
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[sighs]
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[alarm clock
buzzing]
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Well, I'll be
darned.
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Is it 2 already?
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[laughs]
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All aboard.
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[heavy splashing]
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Boy...
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Look at that
rain come down.
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It's not fit
for man or beast.
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All right, who's
going up with me?
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Besides bud.
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Dad...If you really
expect someone
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To go up on
that roof with you,
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They'd have
to be a total moron.
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Oh, no. I'm not
going up there.
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Al, be sensible.
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Just call
a professional roofer.
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There.
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Right there, peg,
is the problem with america.
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We've lost our spirit
of self-reliance.
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Something's leaking:
Call someone.
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Something's broken:
Call someone.
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One of the kids suffers a
ruptured appendix: Call someone.
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Whatever happened
to the old american spirit
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Of "I can fix it myself"?
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What happened to
rugged american manhood?
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We don't know yet, dad.
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Kelly's tests aren't back
from the lab.
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Chew dad's sock.
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Eat mom's food.
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We're missing
the point here.
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I want to inspire you guys
to great heights.
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Bud, you could be
a doctor or a lawyer.
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Kelly...
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Mm. You could button
your own coat.
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Anyhow, I want you guys to see
what one bundy can accomplish.
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I want you to say, "there's
no task daddy can't do."
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Then they'd better not ask me.
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[laughs]
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Dent a cushion,
peg.
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Anyhow, guys,
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Bundy men have always been
masters of their fate.
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Remember grandpa bundy? He sure
knew his way around a toolbox.
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There was a fixin' man.
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You mean,
grandpa hook?
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Yeah, well, circular saws
were new back then.
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But, damn it, he carved his own
hook afterwards. He carried on.
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You didn't see him
calling someone.
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Well, it would have been
difficult for him
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To hold the phone.
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You know, he only had one finger
left on that other hand.
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After that mix-up
with the nail gun.
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One finger is all
a real american needs.
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Scoff if you will...
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But grandpa hook's blood
runs in my veins.
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I will fix this roof
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And show you all
that daddy can do it.
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Mom, does this mean
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That daddy's too cheap
to call a roofer?
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Now, honey, let's give
your father some credit.
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He may just be
too stupid.
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[snickers]
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Now, we all know
daddy's gonna fall.
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You know what
you've got to do.
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Get the camera.
Get the camera.
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No. We actually
have enough pictures
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Of daddy on the floor
in the wedding album.
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Go get the old wading pool
out of the garage,
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Paint "here comes stupid"
on the bottom of it
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And hold it
under him.
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Well, that pool's
kind of old.
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Won't dad fall
right through it?
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We'll just hold it
closer to the ground.
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God, you're
a moron. Ugh!
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Peggy...You won't believe
the good news.
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Steve just called.
He finally got a job.
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He sounded very excited.
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00:09:06,645 --> 00:09:08,145
Well, what's
he gonna be doing?
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I don't know,
but I bet it's big.
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He sounded like the old steve
on the phone.
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Confident, proud,
moneygrubbing.
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Oh, I can't wait
to see him.
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His tie swinging
erectly in the wind.
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His taut buttocks
yearning to break free
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From their gabardine bonds.
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Ohh!
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Peggy, I finally
have my steve back.
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So here.
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I'm returning
your shower massage.
Oh, ho.
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If only it could
take out the garbage, huh?
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[laughs]
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Oh, hi, marcie.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Bring that second income
to mommy.
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How much are you making?
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Well, uh, marcie, now,
it's not how much you make,
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It's how meaningful
the work is to you.
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Sure it is.
How much?
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Well, actually,
I'm making $3.40 an hour.
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What do you do?
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Dance in the park
in your underwear?
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You happen to be looking at
the new pet handler
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And executive cage cleaner
at slithers...
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Chicago's fifth-largest
exotic pet emporium.
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Ahem. I guess you'll be
wanting this back.
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Oh, marcie, it's the greatest
job in the world.
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And I brought home
a little friend.
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It's scoopie.
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Scoopie is
a peruvian devil gerbil.
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But don't let the name
fool you.
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He's really
quite friendly.
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Only the female of the species
is actually poisonous.
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Oh, isn't he cute?
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Bud, kelly,
come see this!
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Al:
Ah, no. Ow!
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00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:09,500
What is that,
mom?
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00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:11,702
Oh, cool.
Food!
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I'll get the mayo!
Okay.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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This is not food,
you druids.
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This is love on paws.
Look.
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You must be
very proud, marcie.
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Proud as punch.
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Why, steve, this is
just the beginning.
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With hard work and study,
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You could actually
work your way up
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To cleaning up the doody
of even bigger animals.
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Maybe even people.
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Ah, come on, marcie.
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Here. Just let him
nest on your shoulder.
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Bond with him.
Ah! Steve!
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He's crawling
down my blouse.
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00:11:52,977 --> 00:11:54,746
He's biting me!
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00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,647
Oh, marcie, believe me,
if he were biting you,
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It'd be a lot
more painful.
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You'd be screaming
and everything.
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[shrieking]
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00:12:03,488 --> 00:12:05,690
Marcie,
he's just playing!
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00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:09,793
Don't roll on the lawn!
You'll hurt him!
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00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:14,098
Oh, poor marcie!
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00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:16,901
Help me.
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00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,969
I wish there was something
we could do for her.
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00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:20,972
I hate to see people
in pain.
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I'm dying.
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00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:26,510
Al, you're tracking
mud on the carpet.
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00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:30,214
Well, it's not
all mud.
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Some of it's
colon.
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So did you fix
the roof, daddy?
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No, pumpkin, I didn't.
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When I got up there,
I saw this hole,
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00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,532
But I figured it'd be a lot
more fun to take a header
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Off the roof into the yard.
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Of course I fixed it.
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I said I'd fix it
and I fixed it.
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00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,742
So I guess we all know
what daddy can do now.
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00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:05,482
Loser no more,
eh, dad?
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00:13:05,483 --> 00:13:07,051
Can we call
a roofer now?
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00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,219
No, we can't.
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00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,820
I'm going back up there.
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00:13:09,821 --> 00:13:12,056
But this I'm going up
with the right equipment.
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00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:14,224
A wile e. Coyote
mask?
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00:13:18,296 --> 00:13:19,730
No, my love.
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00:13:19,731 --> 00:13:22,366
The thing to do is to have
the right shoe.
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And the left one too, dad.
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Thank you, honey.
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00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:33,210
Now, damn it, I said I'd fix
that roof, and fix it I will!
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This is one man against nature.
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And that man happens to be
al bundy.
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And as god is my witness...
I'll never be wet again!
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[rain dripping
into pots in time]
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♪ I got sunshine ♪
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♪ on a cloudy day ♪
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♪ when it's cold outsi-- ♪
shut up, peg.
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00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:11,615
How many more holes
did you put in the roof
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00:14:11,616 --> 00:14:14,718
By walking on it
in spiked golf shoes?
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00:14:18,289 --> 00:14:20,423
Oh, and, uh,
by the way, honey...
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00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:24,428
This time on your way down,
you took out our tv antenna.
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00:14:24,429 --> 00:14:25,395
I'm sorry, peg,
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00:14:25,396 --> 00:14:28,833
But I needed something
to break my fall.
248
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:33,503
Since there was no live wire
or your neck handy...
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00:14:33,504 --> 00:14:35,572
I grabbed the first thing
that hit my face.
250
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,043
Well, you know, our reception
is shot to hell.
251
00:14:40,044 --> 00:14:41,779
Well, I'm sorry, peg.
252
00:14:44,082 --> 00:14:46,316
Had I known you wanted
to watch dallas tonight,
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00:14:46,317 --> 00:14:48,352
I would have just put
my hands behind my back
254
00:14:48,353 --> 00:14:51,622
And slalomed head first
onto the patio.
255
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,394
Are you ready
to give up yet?
256
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,796
I am not.
257
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:01,231
Just so happens that I have
three unbroken bones yet.
258
00:15:01,232 --> 00:15:03,768
I'll see y'all-- I'll see
y'all drown before I quit.
259
00:15:05,336 --> 00:15:06,637
Good night, peg.
260
00:15:06,638 --> 00:15:08,238
Good night, honey.
261
00:15:08,239 --> 00:15:09,940
Turn out the light.
262
00:15:09,941 --> 00:15:12,242
[electricity
crackling]
263
00:15:15,847 --> 00:15:18,415
Oh, and be careful, al.
264
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:19,917
[sniffs]
265
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:23,186
God, it smells
like ham in here.
266
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,298
[laughs]
267
00:15:37,335 --> 00:15:39,136
Bud, what are you
watching?
268
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:41,471
There's nothing
but snow on the tv.
269
00:15:42,974 --> 00:15:45,743
Gee, looks great
to me.
270
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:47,678
Too bad you don't
have the special
271
00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:52,116
Tv-reception
adaptor glasses...
272
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,984
Like I do.
273
00:15:53,985 --> 00:15:56,620
Well, I want to
see tv too.
274
00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:58,322
Well, you can't.
275
00:15:58,323 --> 00:15:59,890
I've only got one pair.
276
00:16:01,492 --> 00:16:04,228
Would you, uh,
like to buy mine?
277
00:16:06,264 --> 00:16:08,232
How much?
278
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,667
For you, 20 bucks.
279
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,137
I don't trust you.
280
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,171
Fine.
281
00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:15,405
Hey.
282
00:16:15,406 --> 00:16:20,077
The new guns n' roses
video is coming on.
283
00:16:20,078 --> 00:16:22,312
Does axl ever
wear a shirt?
284
00:16:22,313 --> 00:16:23,814
[scoffs]
285
00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:26,117
Give me. Ha-ha.
286
00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:29,854
Hey, I don't see
anything.
287
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,057
Oh, great,
you broke them.
288
00:16:35,426 --> 00:16:38,428
Now neither of us
can watch tv.
289
00:16:50,942 --> 00:16:53,610
Hey, mom, I broke
my reception glasses.
290
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:58,182
Well, be more careful
next time.
291
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,151
Can't we get someone
who can fix the roof and the tv?
292
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:03,453
Oh. Honey...
293
00:17:03,454 --> 00:17:06,323
Your daddy wants to take
one more shot at it.
294
00:17:06,324 --> 00:17:08,759
And if I stopped your father
every time he failed,
295
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,995
We never would have had
you or bud.
296
00:17:29,047 --> 00:17:30,247
I'm ready.
297
00:17:31,449 --> 00:17:33,417
What do you think
of daddy now?
298
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:39,623
Gee, al. Heh. You built
a moron-on-the-roof suit.
299
00:17:41,426 --> 00:17:44,895
Good luck, you say?
Don't need it.
300
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:46,330
I'm cushioned
by your love.
301
00:17:47,932 --> 00:17:51,735
I will now proceed
to fix the roof and the tv...
302
00:17:51,736 --> 00:17:52,903
And prove once again
303
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:54,505
That with intelligence
and vision,
304
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,174
One man alone can
face any challenge.
305
00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:03,047
Now, if someone would just
rock me to break the suction,
306
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,381
I'll be on my way.
307
00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:09,319
[suction cup sounds]
308
00:18:15,593 --> 00:18:18,162
I think "wow"
just about covers it.
309
00:18:20,598 --> 00:18:21,899
Ah, peggy...
310
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,200
Marcie had a little
reaction
311
00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:25,202
To the peruvian
devil gerbil bite.
312
00:18:26,604 --> 00:18:29,406
By the way, I goofed.
I took home the poisonous one.
313
00:18:30,574 --> 00:18:32,042
But that's spilt milk.
314
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:34,111
Anyhow, she's
a little self-conscious.
315
00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:37,681
Could you just reassure her
that she looks perfectly okay?
316
00:18:37,682 --> 00:18:39,950
Come show peggy, honey.
317
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:02,006
Now, I ask you...
318
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,307
Is there any reason
319
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,509
Why this woman
shouldn't go to work?
320
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,781
[groans quietly]
321
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:15,218
Ah, gee, marcie...
You look...Fine.
322
00:19:15,219 --> 00:19:16,954
Very natural.
323
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,489
What do you think, kelly?
324
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,558
I don't know. I've never
really looked at her before.
325
00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:25,829
I have a hump,
you bimbo!
326
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,300
Didn't you always?
327
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:35,939
Marcie...
328
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:41,345
Why don't we just get
to the real reason you're angry.
329
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,414
It's not that awful, disgusting,
pus-filled hump at all.
330
00:19:46,884 --> 00:19:49,085
It's your small spirit.
331
00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:52,089
You're just jealous because
I'm pursuing my dream.
332
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,357
What dream would
that be, steve?
333
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,529
To have a wife
named igor?
334
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,534
[al screams]
335
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:14,178
What was that?
336
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,512
Oh, pay no attention.
337
00:20:15,513 --> 00:20:18,449
That's just al
falling off the roof. Heh.
338
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,385
But, you know, I'm really
concerned about the two of you.
339
00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:29,292
I mean, there's no reason
for a hunchback
340
00:20:29,293 --> 00:20:31,628
And a doody scooper
to fight.
341
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,798
Now, aren't you
ashamed?
342
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:42,439
I'm sorry, steve.
343
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,075
Let's go home
and...Cuddle.
344
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,547
After you, my love.
345
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:03,794
Hey, mom.
346
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,629
Should we be worried
that daddy's up there
347
00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:07,597
With metal tools
in a lightning storm?
348
00:21:10,334 --> 00:21:12,669
Well, who wants
to go tell him?
349
00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:15,505
Well, I'll catch a cold.
My hair will get all messed up.
350
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,643
Then I'll hear
no more about it.
351
00:21:19,644 --> 00:21:21,377
Mom, why can't we
call a roofer?
352
00:21:21,378 --> 00:21:22,979
I mean, if it gets
any wetter in here,
353
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,615
The whole house
is gonna look like bud's bed.
354
00:21:30,354 --> 00:21:32,022
Hey, wait a minute,
kids.
355
00:21:32,023 --> 00:21:34,858
It stopped
leaking.
356
00:21:34,859 --> 00:21:37,361
You mean,
dad actually did it?
357
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:39,963
Hey, dad!
358
00:21:39,964 --> 00:21:41,732
The roof stopped
leaking!
359
00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:44,201
Al:
Was there ever
any doubt?
360
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:47,371
Honey! Don't forget
to fix the antenna!
361
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:50,541
Al:
No problem!
Daddy can do it!
362
00:21:51,976 --> 00:21:53,544
How is it?!
363
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:55,979
Still fuzzy.
364
00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:57,614
How about now?
365
00:21:57,615 --> 00:21:58,748
Oh, it's better.
366
00:21:58,749 --> 00:22:01,185
Keep doing what
you're doing!
367
00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:03,520
How about no--
ahh!
368
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,927
It's perfect,
al!
369
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:13,797
Oh, you know kids,
370
00:22:13,798 --> 00:22:17,401
We ridiculed him
and made fun of him--
371
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:19,036
Help me!
372
00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:22,305
But, you know,
this time we have to admit...
373
00:22:22,306 --> 00:22:23,807
Daddy did it.
374
00:22:23,808 --> 00:22:24,808
Al:
Help!
375
00:22:24,809 --> 00:22:25,876
Help me!
376
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:41,090
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