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[♪]
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[beach boys'
"I get around" playing]
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♪ I get around, yeah ♪
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♪ get around round roundI get around ♪
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♪ I get around ♪
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♪ get around round roundI get around ♪
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♪ from town to town ♪
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♪ get around round roundI get around ♪
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♪ I'm a real cool head ♪
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[turns off radio]
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[panting]
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Yep, one more payment
and you're all mine.
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Hi, daddy.
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I saw you pushing the car.
Doesn't it work?
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Well, sure it does,
honey.
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It was just such
a nice day,
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I didn't want to waste
it sitting in the car,
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Like all those other
jerks on the expressway.
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Of course
it doesn't work.
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Honey, if you saw dad
pushing it,
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Why didn't you
come and give me a hand?
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Well, it looked
pretty boring.
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I mean you were going
so slow and everything.
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You know, a person could get
a heart attack
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Pushing a car
in this heat.
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And then you gotta
think about mom.
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What would she do
if she lost both of us?
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If you kick, it's okay 'cause
she can always marry again,
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But if I went--
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Kelly, honey!
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Forget about it,
okay?
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Just give old dad
a chance
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To push his spleen
back through his navel.
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Hey, dad.
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Saw you pushing
the old car.
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Me and my friends
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Never thought you'd
make it up the hill.
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Did you ever think
about helping old dad?
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In this heat?
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You know, you kids
have been so great.
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Why don't you just hop
in the car,
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And I'll push the two of you
down to the ice cream parlor.
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Thanks, dad.
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Oh, and push it fast
so we look cool, okay?
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Dad, why don't we
just get a new car?
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Bud, you don't throw
something away
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Just 'cause it
doesn't work.
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If that was the case,
you wouldn't have a mother.
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Now, let's find exactly what
is wrong with this car.
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[grunts]
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Ah, ya stinking
old pile of junk.
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Junk pile.
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Daddy, can't we do this
after we get ice cream?
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Kelly, we already
got ice cream,
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And we're home.
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Get out
of the car.
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I didn't get any.
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Kelly, get back
in the car.
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Bud, did you
get ice cream?
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Bud:
Uh, yeah, kel.
It was great.
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Where was I?
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Kelly, honey,
can you hear me?
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[horn honks]
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Ow!
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Good, good.
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Now, honey,
when I say "now,"
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Turn it over,
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And try not to honk
the horn, okay?
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[horn honks]
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That meant "okay,"
daddy.
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Good, good.
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Are you sure
you know
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What you're doing
in there?
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You know, bud,
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You're starting to sound
like your mother.
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Uh-huh, yeah.
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I see there's some dirt
on the round thing.
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All right,
I think I got it.
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Kelly,
turn it on.
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Uh, dad, you might want
to tell kelly
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To use the key,
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Or she might start
rubbing up against it.
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Kelly knows what
she's doing, bud.
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She's not
an idiot.
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Use the key,
honey.
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[weak engine noise]
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It's no use.
I know that sound.
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That's a death rattle.
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I make it myself
every morning.
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Go in the house.
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Get out of the car,
kelly.
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Get in the car.
Get out of the car.
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Get in the car.
Get out of the car.
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You know, you're starting
to sound like one of my dates.
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They promise me
ice cream too,
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But they never
give me any.
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Hi, mom.
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Hi, kelly.
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Hi, mom.
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Hi, bud.
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Hi, peg.
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And before you say hi
to the milkman, it's me.
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I know.
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I have a nose.
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By the way,
honey,
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I saw you pushing
your car home.
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Doesn't it work?
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Peg, if you saw me
pushing the car home,
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Why didn't you
help me?
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Well, I saw the kids
out there,
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And I figured if they weren't
going to help, why should I?
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Kids, I have a little family
announcement to make,
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But since I don't have
an actual family,
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I'll say it to you.
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I have decided
that it's time
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For me to buy
a new car.
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Oh, that's great!
A new car!
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I want a cadillac.
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I want
a ferrari.
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I want
a porsche.
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Your wishes
mean nothing to me.
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It's going to be
my car,
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And I'll decide
what I'm getting.
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Yeah, just don't get
another weenie-mobile.
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If I want a weenie-mobile,
I'll buy a weenie-mobile.
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At least it'll be
a new weenie-mobile.
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A new car
at last.
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Anything I've ever
owned has been used.
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My car, my house,
my...
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Kids, today you're
going to witness
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The last great
american tradition.
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Daddy's buying
a new car,
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And I wanted my family
to share the experience.
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Well, then, shouldn't
we have brought mom?
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Let her get
her own family.
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Hey, dad, you going to
tell us what's in
the box now?
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Ten years
of my life, son.
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Hm. It's an awful
big box for that, dad.
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"oh, an awful
big box."
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Do you think that dad
likes to be reminded
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That the last decade
of his life
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Is one big goose egg,
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A vast wasteland,
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A black hole
from which hope
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Can neither enter
nor escape?
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Shut up and humor him like
we do on father's day, okay?
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You're the greatest,
daddy!
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Yeah, dad,
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You're the "bestest" dad
in the whole, wide world.
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Now, tell us
more about your
magic shoe.
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It's not a shoe,
you dolts.
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You're looking
at $5,000.
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Mine,
animals.
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Mine,
animals.
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Took me 10 years
to save for this.
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Cutting corners
for years,
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Using the same
razor blade,
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Using the same
tv guide,
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Reusing the same
mouthwash.
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And now, finally,
the fruits of my suffering.
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Well,
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I thought we were the fruits
of your suffering, daddy.
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No, you're the vegetables
of my suffering.
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But anyhow, I buried my box
so deep in the backyard
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That the devil himself,
your mother,
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Could not find it.
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And this
is my new car!
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Bud:
Oh, yeah.
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Get in.
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Ah.
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Take a deep breath,
kids.
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[inhaling sound]
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That's enough. You're
sucking up all the new.
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What do you think,
kids?
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00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:09,413
Well, I don't know.
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00:09:09,414 --> 00:09:11,115
There's not a lot
of room back here.
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Well...
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That might
be because
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You're not lying down
like usual.
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Hey, dad, don't
forget to buy
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A "neutered boy
on board" sticker.
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00:09:27,499 --> 00:09:29,233
Oh, yeah,
and rubber seats,
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You know, for his
little problem.
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Yeah, well,
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I guess this
will be okay.
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Ah, I don't care.
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I'm in a new car,
and I'm still alive.
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Oh, god.
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Now kids, wait till the salesman
comes over here.
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00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,756
You'll see old dad
wheel and deal then.
191
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,091
Were you wheeling
and dealing
192
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When you sold our old car
for a ride over here?
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Hey, dad?
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If he won't deal,
show him some leg.
195
00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:05,069
I got a walkman
for 5 bucks once.
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00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:07,571
Lie down, kelly.
197
00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:11,009
Can I help you,
sir?
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00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,977
Yeah, the sticker
on this says $15,000,
199
00:10:12,978 --> 00:10:16,114
But, uh, how much
is it really?
200
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,381
Fifteen thousand.
201
00:10:21,853 --> 00:10:24,689
Okay, I'll tell you
what I'll do. Uh...
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00:10:27,358 --> 00:10:28,693
I give you 10.
203
00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:29,860
Great!
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00:10:29,861 --> 00:10:32,529
But if you want the car,
it'll be 15.
205
00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:34,431
Let's say 12.
Fifteen.
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00:10:34,432 --> 00:10:35,666
Fourteen.
Fifteen.
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00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:37,001
Okay, but I want you
to throw in
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Air-conditioning,
no charge.
Nope.
209
00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:40,738
Okay, but I want you
to throw in a stereo.
Nope.
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00:10:40,739 --> 00:10:41,906
Undercoating.
Uh-uh.
211
00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,608
Okay.
212
00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:44,909
But I'm not driving
out of here
213
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:47,377
Till I have a wooden
gearshift knob, no extra cost.
214
00:10:47,378 --> 00:10:48,579
Let me think.
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00:10:49,114 --> 00:10:50,181
Hey, vince.
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00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:51,415
Yup.
217
00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:53,951
How much is a plastic
wooden-gearshift knob?
218
00:10:53,952 --> 00:10:55,085
Twenty-five
cents.
219
00:10:56,621 --> 00:10:58,021
I give it to you
for 50 bucks.
220
00:10:58,022 --> 00:10:59,724
Deal, sucker!
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00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:00,691
[laughing]
222
00:11:02,927 --> 00:11:04,328
How do you
intend to pay?
223
00:11:04,329 --> 00:11:08,065
Well, how does a $5,000
deposit sound?
224
00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:10,534
Bud, peel him off
5 big ones.
225
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:18,408
Well, I'd love to,
dad,
226
00:11:18,409 --> 00:11:20,911
But all you got
is $800.
227
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:22,880
Is that all?
228
00:11:22,881 --> 00:11:25,883
Well,
that and a red hair.
229
00:11:35,727 --> 00:11:37,328
Hello, snookums.
230
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,767
Peg, I wanna
talk to you.
231
00:11:43,768 --> 00:11:46,103
Yeah, well, actually,
I wanna talk to you too.
232
00:11:46,104 --> 00:11:47,905
Can we have
a maid?
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00:11:49,607 --> 00:11:51,808
This place
is such a mess.
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00:11:51,809 --> 00:11:53,310
God.
235
00:11:54,746 --> 00:11:56,380
Peg, let me
ask you something.
236
00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:59,116
In your travels
in the back yard,
237
00:11:59,117 --> 00:12:02,386
Say about eight paces
from the tree,
238
00:12:02,387 --> 00:12:05,856
Twelve-feet down.
239
00:12:05,857 --> 00:12:07,991
Did you ever
find a box,
240
00:12:07,992 --> 00:12:10,094
With, say,
oh, about, uh,
241
00:12:10,095 --> 00:12:13,664
$5,000 in it?
242
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,368
Was that yours?
243
00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:19,637
Yes.
244
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:22,039
Where do you think
it came from?
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00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:25,943
Well, I just figured
that, uh,
246
00:12:25,944 --> 00:12:28,278
Before the white man
settled the area,
247
00:12:28,279 --> 00:12:30,414
The indians
buried it there.
248
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,351
Uh-huh.
249
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:34,652
Well, why would
the indians
250
00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:37,187
Write "al"
on the box?
251
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,024
Well,
252
00:12:41,025 --> 00:12:44,762
I just thought that, uh,
someone killed the guy
253
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:45,763
Before he wrote,
254
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:49,700
"a lot of money
for whoever finds it."
255
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,307
Well, then, I guess I have
some bad news for me.
256
00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:58,809
See, that was
my new car fund, peg,
257
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:01,412
A long,
long time ago.
258
00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:11,856
Peg, how could
you spend $4,200?
259
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:14,559
Well, you remember when
you yelled at me
260
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,027
'cause there wasn't
any juice in the house?
261
00:13:17,028 --> 00:13:19,730
Well, I took some money,
and I bought you juice.
262
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,934
And a coat for me.
263
00:13:23,935 --> 00:13:25,969
And then, remember when
you demanded dinner?
264
00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:27,605
Well, I took
some more money
265
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,841
And I bought you
a bucket of chicken.
266
00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:33,077
And a coat for mom.
267
00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:34,378
And then
the rest of it,
268
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:37,715
Well, I have to admit,
I spent foolishly.
269
00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:40,150
Honey, could you come out
in the back yard with me?
270
00:13:40,151 --> 00:13:42,353
I have the urge
to bury something else.
271
00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:50,428
You are really mad
about this?
272
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:54,932
You know, if anyone
should be mad, it's me.
273
00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:57,501
You're the one who's
hiding money from me.
274
00:13:57,502 --> 00:13:58,569
You would've
spent it.
275
00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:01,171
Then why are you
acting so surprised?
276
00:14:06,044 --> 00:14:08,646
Well, I hope
you're happy, al.
277
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,447
Now I'm all tense.
278
00:14:12,717 --> 00:14:14,951
Well, look, honey,
you've got $800.
279
00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:17,721
Why don't we spend it
on the two of us?
280
00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:21,091
You know, what do you say,
juice and a fur coat?
281
00:14:22,994 --> 00:14:26,530
Well, you know, I do have
some good news, al.
282
00:14:26,531 --> 00:14:28,332
One of the girls
at the beauty parlor
283
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:32,703
Said that she would buy
your old car for $1100.
284
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,335
You've made a wise choice,
mr. And mrs. Whiteman.
285
00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:05,903
This is the last one
we have in stock.
286
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,738
Pretty good deal too
at 12-thou.
287
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,843
Well, nothing's too good
for our lewis.
288
00:15:12,844 --> 00:15:15,813
Lewis got a "c"
in francais.
289
00:15:16,848 --> 00:15:18,349
I want
a maserati.
290
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,850
You will take this
and like it!
291
00:15:19,851 --> 00:15:21,618
I hate you!
292
00:15:21,619 --> 00:15:23,220
Kids,
heh, heh.
293
00:15:23,221 --> 00:15:24,455
Come on.
294
00:15:31,662 --> 00:15:33,030
What can we do
for you, sir?
295
00:15:33,031 --> 00:15:35,565
Oh, yeah,
the shoebox man.
296
00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:39,136
Hey, look, why don't
we face facts?
297
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:40,904
You're just not
a new-car kind of guy.
298
00:15:40,905 --> 00:15:43,307
Why don't you get yourself
a nice used car.
299
00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:45,242
I don't want
a used car.
300
00:15:45,243 --> 00:15:47,445
I want a new car,
like the little boy.
301
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,113
You can't
have one.
302
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,815
All right.
I know you're right.
303
00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:53,350
I'm sorry for
wasting all your time.
304
00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:54,919
[sighs]
305
00:16:00,725 --> 00:16:01,859
Get out!
306
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,126
Hey, man!
307
00:16:04,162 --> 00:16:05,496
[starts engine]
308
00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:06,530
Hey!
309
00:16:06,531 --> 00:16:07,765
Get out of
that car!
310
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,433
No, no, it's mine.
It's my car.
311
00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:10,434
I worked for it.
312
00:16:10,435 --> 00:16:11,735
No, you can't take it,
please.
313
00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:13,370
Ask him, the kid
don't even want it.
314
00:16:13,371 --> 00:16:16,707
Twenty years I've toiled
by the sweat of my brow.
315
00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:18,642
Whiteman, whiteman,
listen.
316
00:16:18,643 --> 00:16:19,777
That kid
is a monster.
317
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,512
He don't like
the car. Ask him!
318
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:22,913
Buy me one,
please.
319
00:16:22,914 --> 00:16:25,449
I'd be proud
to call you "daddy."
320
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:26,584
Take it easy now,
pal.
321
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,352
Come on, settle down,
big fella. Come on.
322
00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:29,753
Here, here,
take this card.
323
00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:32,490
Now, it's got the address
of a good used-car lot.
324
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,824
Now, you tell them
I sent you.
325
00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:35,626
They'll treat
you right.
326
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,563
[walkabouts'
"poor side of town" playing]
327
00:16:39,564 --> 00:16:41,932
♪ so welcome back, baby ♪
328
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:46,937
♪to the poor side of town ♪
329
00:16:46,938 --> 00:16:50,774
♪ to him you ain't nothin' ♪
330
00:16:50,775 --> 00:16:52,910
[turns off radio]
331
00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:56,614
Aw.
Hi, honey.
332
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,382
I saw you pushing
333
00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:00,718
Your new car
up the street.
334
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,353
How do you
like it?
335
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,156
Well, it pushes
pretty smooth,
336
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:08,025
But, uh,
it's a little rough
337
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,393
Passing on
the expressways,
338
00:17:09,394 --> 00:17:13,230
But, uh, the handling
more than makes up for it.
339
00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:15,933
Sit down,
honey.
340
00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:23,240
You're not happy
with your car, are you?
341
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:26,309
Well, you know,
maybe I've been--
342
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,644
[sighs]
343
00:17:27,645 --> 00:17:28,912
[wrenching sound]
344
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,450
That's better.
345
00:17:33,451 --> 00:17:35,753
Anyway, maybe I've been
a little selfish.
346
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,621
I mean, you are
the breadwinner,
347
00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:39,089
And you work
very hard,
348
00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:41,024
And you deserve
to have a good car.
349
00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:42,860
So I'm going to do
something for you
350
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,628
That I should've done
in the first place.
351
00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:45,695
You're going to
get a job
352
00:17:45,696 --> 00:17:47,965
And pay me back the $4200
you stole from me?
353
00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:53,504
Oh, al,
you're a crackup.
354
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,547
Anyway,
355
00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:04,815
What I am
going to do
356
00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:07,150
Is I'm gonna give you
the number of a guy
357
00:18:07,151 --> 00:18:09,487
That can give you a great deal
on a good used car
358
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:13,090
He's the son of the guy
that I buy my shoes from.
359
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:15,960
Just mention
my name.
360
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:17,461
He'll treat you
like a king.
361
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,931
["king of the road" playing]
362
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:25,536
♪ I'm a man of meansby no means ♪
363
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:28,939
♪ king of the road ♪
364
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:32,075
♪ third boxcarmidnight train ♪
365
00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:37,114
♪ destinationbangor, maine ♪
366
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,182
[turns off radio]
367
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:41,918
Ah, no. Why?
What have I done?
368
00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:45,756
Am I not fit to die?
369
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:48,458
Peggy:
Daddy's home!
370
00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:57,501
Whoo! Good choice,
honey.
371
00:18:57,502 --> 00:18:59,937
It's a much
lighter car.
372
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:03,874
Yeah, I can almost
pull this one.
373
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:06,176
Dad, wouldn't it
be a lot easier
374
00:19:06,177 --> 00:19:09,980
To walk to work
without the car?
375
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:12,983
Oh, come on, bud.
Don't be stupid.
376
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:16,753
It's way too far
for daddy to walk without a car.
377
00:19:20,258 --> 00:19:22,559
You know, I can't believe
he cheated you.
378
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,062
Well, that's it!
I am getting in this car
379
00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:26,964
And you are pushing me
back down there
380
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:30,033
So I can give this guy
a piece of my mind.
381
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,601
Get in the car,
kids.
382
00:19:33,104 --> 00:19:34,304
Okay, um, daddy?
383
00:19:34,305 --> 00:19:36,373
I know it's a few miles
out of the way,
384
00:19:36,374 --> 00:19:38,107
But could we stop
at samantha's house?
385
00:19:38,108 --> 00:19:39,275
'cause I told her
386
00:19:39,276 --> 00:19:41,978
That we could give her
a ride to the airport.
387
00:19:41,979 --> 00:19:44,715
Bud:
Dad, could we drop me
at the mall?
388
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:47,051
All right, everybody,
let's hold it right there.
389
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,753
Now how long
have I know you guys,
390
00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:52,422
What, about 200-300 years?
391
00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:54,324
In that time,
392
00:19:54,325 --> 00:19:58,161
I have learned to do
without several things:
393
00:19:58,162 --> 00:19:59,796
A yacht,
394
00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:01,598
A summer home,
395
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,867
Love, respect, food.
396
00:20:03,868 --> 00:20:06,469
I can accept that.
397
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:08,505
But I will live
not one more day
398
00:20:08,506 --> 00:20:09,739
Without a car
that runs.
399
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:11,574
So, no more advice.
400
00:20:11,575 --> 00:20:14,311
I will go find
my own used-car lot,
401
00:20:14,312 --> 00:20:15,478
And if I
come home tonight,
402
00:20:15,479 --> 00:20:16,813
God willing,
403
00:20:16,814 --> 00:20:18,448
It will be
behind the wheel
404
00:20:18,449 --> 00:20:20,951
Of something
that goes "vroom."
405
00:20:20,952 --> 00:20:23,720
Al bundy
pushes no more.
406
00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:25,188
Now get out of my car.
407
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:33,530
Now,
get along the side
408
00:20:33,531 --> 00:20:36,533
And help me
push this car.
409
00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:37,634
Let's go.
Let's go.
410
00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:38,735
That's it.
That's it.
411
00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:42,205
See? It's much better
with a little help.
412
00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:43,774
Now, peg, it's your job,
very important,
413
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,742
When we get to
the bottom of the hill
414
00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:47,844
That you get on the brakes
and stop the car.
415
00:20:47,845 --> 00:20:48,945
It's very important.
416
00:20:55,019 --> 00:20:56,854
[ricky nelson's "I'm walking"
playing]
417
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,222
♪ I'm walkingyes indeed ♪
418
00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:00,657
♪ I'm talkinglike you and me ♪
419
00:21:00,658 --> 00:21:04,662
♪ I'm hopingthat you'll come back to me ♪
420
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,096
♪ I'm lonely
as I can be ♪
421
00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:08,198
♪ and I've waited
for your company ♪
422
00:21:08,199 --> 00:21:11,901
♪ I'm hoping
that you'll come back to me ♪
423
00:21:11,902 --> 00:21:12,970
[turns off radio]
424
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:17,240
[honking horn]
425
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:21,411
Daddy,
you're driving!
426
00:21:21,412 --> 00:21:23,513
You're darn right
I am.
427
00:21:23,514 --> 00:21:25,482
[laughing]
428
00:21:25,483 --> 00:21:26,917
Well, what
do you think?
429
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:29,253
It looks like
your old car.
430
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:32,055
Peg, that just goes to show
how little you know about cars.
431
00:21:32,056 --> 00:21:36,093
My old car had
99,000 miles on it.
432
00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:37,861
This one's
only got, uh...
433
00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:40,197
Eighteen.
434
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:45,002
Kids, what did we learn
from this?
435
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:47,337
That this car was
only driven
436
00:21:47,338 --> 00:21:50,207
One mile per year?
437
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:53,243
No! That with
a little care,
438
00:21:53,244 --> 00:21:56,080
We can still find
a very good used car
439
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:57,747
That drives
like a dream.
440
00:21:57,748 --> 00:21:58,949
I'm telling you,
peg,
441
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:01,117
This baby fits me
like a glove.
442
00:22:01,118 --> 00:22:02,419
Even the
radio stations,
443
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:05,021
They're tuned into all
the old channels that I like.
444
00:22:05,022 --> 00:22:07,858
Sure, it was
a little more expensive,
445
00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:09,326
But they were
willing to finance,
446
00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:11,962
And in three years,
this baby'll be all mine!
447
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:13,497
Let's go.
448
00:22:18,002 --> 00:22:21,938
Yep, al bundy
finally won one.
449
00:22:38,422 --> 00:22:41,458
[♪]
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