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[♪]
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Wake up!
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Honey.
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Honey, it's time
to go to school.
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Kelly bundy!
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I wasn't copying
off his paper! I swear!
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Oh. Hi, mom.
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It's time
for school.
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Oh, well, I can't
go to school yet.
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I've got this current events
report due today
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And I'm waiting for bud
to bring me a newspaper.
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Here it is, kel.
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Hot off
a bum's face.
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The nationalinvestigator?
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Yeah, well,
everybody's gonna be
using actual newspapers,
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And I decided
our kelly should go
the tabloid route.
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Now, kelly,
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Which one of these
interests you?
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Let's see.
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"psychic predicts
that someone will watch
garryshandling."
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Or, "spuds mckenzie just says
no to justine bateman."
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Oh, I'll take
that one.
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At least someone's
heard of spuds mckenzie.
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Hey, look at this.
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"new jersey housewife wins
$8.7 million lottery."
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Huh. And she won it
after rubbing the belly
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Of her good luck
charm...Tubro,
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The fat, panamanian
god of money.
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Hmm.
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I need something
lucky to rub.
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How about kelly?
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Every guy
that rubs her
gets lucky.
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Oh, grow a face.
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And let me do
my homework in peace.
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"sp-uds mc..."
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Will you look
at this?
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My little girl
is reading.
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Daddy, you made me
lose my place.
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Now I have to start
all over again.
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"sp-uds..."
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Look at her go.
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One bundy woman
is reaching for
the stars this morning.
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Let's go
for two.
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Peg, make
my breakfast.
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Crack an egg
for daddy.
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Where would I get an egg
at this time of day?
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Ha-ha. You are
such an idiot.
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By the way...
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Al, honey, I want
to win the lottery.
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So could I have $195
so I can buy tubro,
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The fat panamanian
god of money?
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Peg, you know what $195
can mean to this family?
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It means food,
it means shelter.
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It means college
for the children.
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What's this word?
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A.
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Oh...Just like
the letter.
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[toilet
flushes]
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Thanks for watching
the store for me, guys.
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Hey, al.
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I got off work
a little early today.
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Whatcha doing?
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Ah, just trying to kill
another 60 years
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So willard scott can say
hi to me on tv.
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You know, al, your problem
is you don't take time
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To appreciate
the finer things in life.
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Come with me to a museum,
a symphony, an opera.
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You are never too old
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To experience--
hooter alert!
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Oh, miss...Here,
let me help you.
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Come over here
and sit down.
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I'll get you some uh...
What do I sell here?
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Shoes.
Yeah, shoes.
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Would you like one?
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Ah, let me
handle this, al.
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How about something...
In a man
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Who'll give you
everything he owns?
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Oh, I already have
a pair of those.
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What I need right now
is a pair of stiletto heels,
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Black, size 6.
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I'm not leaving.
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I'm not either.
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Okay.
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We'll both
go get them.
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One...
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Two...
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Uh-ha. Hah.
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Steve:
Give me that!
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Al:
I'll take that!
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Steve:
Let me out there!
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Al:
Give me room here!
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Give me room!
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Ha.
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After you, steve.
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Ah.
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Oh, steve. Let me
help you up.
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I got them
for you.
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And I helped.
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Ah-huh.
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Ah.
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There you are.
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Do you mind if
I walk in them?
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Well, I prefer
you dance in them,
but it's not mandatory.
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You're so cute.
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[laughing]
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Steve, I know
I've seen her before.
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I just can't
place where.
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That's it!
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Steve,
she's a playmate.
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From playboy magazine.
Miss October, 1987.
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Can't be.
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Steve, I may not know
the color of my wife's eyes.
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I don't know my
children's birthday.
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But I know--
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I know that's brandi brandt.
Born 1968.
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Teeny, teeny birthmark
around bend of left knee.
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Favorite movie,
the big bus.
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Watch this.
I'll prove it to you.
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Uh, miss.
Excuse me.
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Aren't you brandi brandt,
miss October, 1987?
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Why, yes.
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[giggling]
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I've always admired
your work.
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Yeah, it is
a lot of work.
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You know that shot of me
leaning up against the truck
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Alone took five hours.
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Oh, I know how
you feel.
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Oh, when I was 7,
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Our class had
our picture taken
on a fire truck.
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It was really big,
and they let me
ring the bell.
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But when they took
the picture, my back
was turned,
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So you couldn't
tell it was me.
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But they made me
buy one anyway.
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Can I sit
on your lap?
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I love the shoes.
How much?
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Oh, well,
they're on the house.
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After all, you made it
possible for steve and I
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To have sex
with our wives.
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You really have
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Brandi's issue
of playboy?
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I've got 'em all,
steve.
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I've been collecting
playboys my whole life.
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My dad got me started
on the hobby.
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It was my 12th
birthday.
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We watched mom singapore
sling herself into oblivion.
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Then we went down
in the basement.
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There, behind the toolbox,
was dad's stash.
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Oh, the breasts
we saw that night.
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And when dad died,
he gave them all to me.
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I'll be right back.
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Now, you stay here.
Look cool.
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Hoo, we're gonna
see brandi.
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We're gonna
see brandi.
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They're gone,
steve.
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My playboys.
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My stable. My women.
My life.
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What could have
happened to them?
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Oh, hi, al.
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Look, honey.
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I got a tubro
of my very own.
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Oh, happy day.
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Uh, peg, you mind
if I cut in for a second?
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Peg, where did you
get the money to buy
old tubro?
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I sold your playboys.
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Oh. Did you want them?
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Al...You haven't said
anything for two hours.
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How about
a little smile?
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Oh, honey...What's
the big deal?
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How was I supposed to know
you wanted them?
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They were just in a box
in the basement,
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In chronological order,
individually wrapped.
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What am I,
a mind reader?
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Oh, come on, al.
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Rub tubro. It'll make
you feel better.
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Al! Get your grubby
paws off of him.
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Don't you know what
he can mean
to this family?
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Money, prosperity,
happiness.
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Oh, tubro. You can be
the man of the house.
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Peg, tubro will never be
the man of the house
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Because
tubro can't cry.
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Peg, how could you sell
the family playboys?
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Al, you are making
a big thing
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Out of something
that means nothing
to anyone but you.
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Why is it always
my stuff?
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Don't the kids
have anything
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You can get 10 cents
on the dollar for?
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[doorbell
rings]
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Oh...
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I cannot steal
from my children.
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They lock their rooms.
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Al bundy.
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You, sir,
are maggot bits.
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Oh, if only a man
could have two wives.
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What did
he do now?
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00:11:25,784 --> 00:11:28,519
Well...Steve and I
were having
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A wonderful,
intimate encounter.
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As usual, I was humming the
battle hymn of the republic.
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Then suddenly a thumbtack
bounced off my head.
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I looked up and found
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Miss October hanging
from the headboard
of my marital bed.
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00:11:53,812 --> 00:11:55,079
He found the issue.
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00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:58,149
Well...
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00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,918
After...
Questioning him...
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00:12:07,659 --> 00:12:10,995
A nauseous,
teary steve admitted
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That this whole thing
was al's perverted idea.
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00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:16,867
What is it
about men?
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00:12:16,868 --> 00:12:19,103
They have perfectly good
wives at home,
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00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:21,739
And yet they have to look
at women like these.
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00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,107
Well, I guess every
now and then, a guy
who drives a dodge
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00:12:24,108 --> 00:12:27,044
Likes to close his eyes
and imagine it's a ferrari.
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00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:39,423
Yeah, but what difference
would that make to you?
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00:12:39,424 --> 00:12:41,092
You don't know
how to drive.
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Well, from
this moment on,
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You are no longer allowed
to play with steve.
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00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:59,543
And I never want to
see another one
of these again.
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00:12:59,544 --> 00:13:01,412
Well, uh, let me
take that off your hands.
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00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:02,446
Of course.
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00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:10,187
Enjoy.
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00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:18,495
Al...Do you ever think
about other women
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When we do it?
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00:13:20,098 --> 00:13:21,165
Nah.
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00:13:23,968 --> 00:13:27,638
Peg, is this a nose,
a breast, or what?
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00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:30,440
You really
don't know, do you?
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00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:38,448
Okay. I can see
you're gonna be
in a foul mood.
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00:13:38,449 --> 00:13:41,151
Well, until you're ready
to discuss this rationally,
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I will be in the kitchen
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00:13:42,553 --> 00:13:44,922
Winning the lottery
with tubro.
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00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:49,960
What was I thinking?
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I said, "I do."
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I'd already
had sex with her.
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I didn't need
that again.
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Okay. Come on, baby.
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Give me a good number.
Ha-ha-ha.
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00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:07,878
Chatta, chattatubra yumbra
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Chatta, chattatubra yumbra
236
00:14:10,148 --> 00:14:12,015
Chatta, chattatubra yumbra
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00:14:12,016 --> 00:14:13,717
Chatta, chattatubra yumbra
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00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:18,555
Someone help me.
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00:14:20,925 --> 00:14:22,893
Somewhere out there
must be someone
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00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:24,561
Who's suffered
as much as I have.
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00:14:25,997 --> 00:14:28,798
I'm only glad my father
didn't live to see my shame.
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00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:31,468
[toilet
flushes]
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00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:55,393
Dad. I thought
you were dead.
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00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,960
I thought you
were alive.
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00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:07,471
Gee, dad...
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00:15:07,472 --> 00:15:09,473
Last time I saw you
was at your funeral.
247
00:15:09,474 --> 00:15:10,508
You look great.
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00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:12,676
They make you jog.
249
00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:16,147
So how's tricks?
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Great.
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00:15:17,815 --> 00:15:19,483
And how are
the kids?
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00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:20,952
Great.
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00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,986
And how are
my playboys?
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00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:28,259
You know, don't you?
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00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,593
No, I care how you
and the kids are.
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00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:34,432
How could you
let that woman
sell our playboys?
257
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,633
I couldn't
stop her.
258
00:15:36,634 --> 00:15:39,770
You know, everybody
up there is laughing
at you.
259
00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:42,473
What do you mean,
everybody is
laughing at me?
260
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:44,275
Is abe lincoln
laughing at me?
261
00:15:45,243 --> 00:15:46,944
Abe.
262
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:47,979
Socrates.
263
00:15:49,047 --> 00:15:50,581
Moe, larry,
curly.
264
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,918
The three stooges
are laughing at me?
265
00:15:56,354 --> 00:15:58,355
What about...Marilyn monroe?
266
00:15:58,356 --> 00:16:00,424
Is marilyn laughing at me?
267
00:16:00,425 --> 00:16:02,827
She doesn't even know
you're alive.
268
00:16:06,531 --> 00:16:09,900
Look, dad,
you're surrounded by
great minds up there.
269
00:16:09,901 --> 00:16:12,536
Doesn't anybody know
anything about women?
270
00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:13,537
Not a one.
271
00:16:15,006 --> 00:16:16,907
Well, plato used to have
a few theories,
272
00:16:16,908 --> 00:16:20,277
But now he mostly just, uh...
Takes young boys camping.
273
00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:24,415
Look, kid...
274
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,617
Nobody really
understands anything
about women.
275
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:29,220
And nobody ever will.
But the one thing we know:
276
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:33,157
They're the single greatest
problem facing the world today.
277
00:16:35,326 --> 00:16:37,261
They must be stopped.
278
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,263
You must make a stand.
279
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:40,864
We're counting on you, son.
280
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:44,468
Everybody in heaven
is counting on me?
281
00:16:44,469 --> 00:16:47,138
Yeah. See, we hid from
the women and had
a meeting.
282
00:16:49,474 --> 00:16:52,676
We decided that you
have to get her to get
your playboys back.
283
00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:57,348
The dignity of all men...
Is riding on you.
284
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,482
Look at her, dad.
285
00:16:58,483 --> 00:17:01,152
I can't even get her
to give me a piece of cheese.
286
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:03,954
John wayne thinks
that you can do it.
287
00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:07,658
The duke?
288
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,660
The duke wants me
to do it?
289
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,430
He's got a 5 spot
riding on you.
290
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:33,584
Peggy.
291
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:34,585
Woman.
292
00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:37,588
Pilgrim.
293
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,924
Listen up
and listen good.
294
00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:43,226
Get up, get out
and get my playboys.
295
00:17:45,062 --> 00:17:46,062
But, al...
296
00:17:46,063 --> 00:17:47,097
Now!
297
00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,647
Well, how am I gonna
get them?
298
00:18:03,648 --> 00:18:04,582
Don't care.
299
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:09,520
We want our playboys!
300
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:11,689
We? Who's we?
301
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,891
Me and all the guys.
302
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,058
All except plato.
303
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:22,533
Okay.
304
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,603
That felt good.
I feel the duke in me.
305
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,611
Young'uns,
get down here right now!
306
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,451
What is it,
dad?
307
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,052
Want my car
washed, pronto.
308
00:18:47,325 --> 00:18:49,393
And you, little filly,
309
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:51,728
You're gonna cook me up
a man-sized dinner.
310
00:18:52,897 --> 00:18:55,498
[laughing]
311
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,634
What's with him?
312
00:18:57,635 --> 00:18:59,536
He's old
and confused.
313
00:19:02,106 --> 00:19:04,107
Okay, who wants
a tangwich?
314
00:19:14,285 --> 00:19:16,453
We don't like the way
you make them, daddy.
315
00:19:16,454 --> 00:19:18,122
We like the way
mom makes them.
316
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:22,459
She pinches the ends
so that the orange sand
doesn't run out.
317
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:25,896
Fine.
More for me.
318
00:19:27,198 --> 00:19:28,598
When's mom
coming home?
319
00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:31,235
When her task
is done. Why?
320
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,971
Well, because when
we have a problem,
we like to ask mom.
321
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,706
What's the matter?
You can't learn from me?
322
00:19:43,648 --> 00:19:45,849
Listen...There's
nothing that you can
ask your mother
323
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,551
You can't ask me.
324
00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:48,719
Go ahead. Shoot.
325
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,622
Okay. Well...
326
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,256
I'm ovulating...
327
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:58,195
And when this happens,
I get this pinching
little cramp.
328
00:19:58,196 --> 00:19:59,830
What should I do?
329
00:20:01,699 --> 00:20:02,699
Walk it off.
330
00:20:06,337 --> 00:20:10,406
And remember,
the next time, stretch
before you...Ovulate.
331
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:17,414
Bud.
332
00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:19,583
Uh, no problems
here, dad.
333
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,752
Good.
That's good.
334
00:20:22,753 --> 00:20:25,122
Now, I must
parent some more.
335
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,491
It's late. I want you both
to go straight to bed.
336
00:20:28,993 --> 00:20:30,160
Okay,
daddy.
337
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,404
Dad, you're not laughing
at me now, are you?
338
00:20:54,752 --> 00:20:57,021
My playboys!
My babies!
339
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,323
How did you
get them back?
340
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:01,892
Well, I owe it all
to tubro.
341
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:04,895
See, we were driving around
in your car, when suddenly--
342
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,898
Wait a second, peg.
What were you doing in my car?
343
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:10,366
Well, tubro
thought it was best.
344
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,869
Anyhow...So we're
driving around in your car,
345
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:15,038
And I had no idea
how to get the money
346
00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:16,707
To get your magazines back.
347
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:20,644
So I started to rub tubro's
belly, and suddenly, it hit us.
348
00:21:20,645 --> 00:21:22,112
What? How to get
the money back?
349
00:21:22,113 --> 00:21:24,581
No, a mercedes.
350
00:21:24,582 --> 00:21:27,051
Peg, a mercedes
hit my car?
351
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:30,654
Yeah. But don't worry.
I wasn't hurt. Ha-ha.
352
00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:33,457
Anyway, rather than going
through our insurance companies,
353
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,692
The guy in the car
gave me enough money
354
00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:37,361
To buy your playboys back.
355
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:38,962
Aren't you proud of me?
356
00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:40,063
Well, wait a second,
peg.
357
00:21:40,064 --> 00:21:41,732
How much damage
was done to my car?
358
00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:43,100
Oh...Lots.
359
00:21:44,702 --> 00:21:46,837
But I'm pretty sure
you can still drive it.
360
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,271
I just think
you'd better leave
361
00:21:48,272 --> 00:21:49,673
A little early for work
tomorrow.
362
00:21:49,674 --> 00:21:52,475
Because your car doesn't
turn left anymore.
363
00:21:52,476 --> 00:21:54,978
But I don't think
you'd want to anyway,
because, you know,
364
00:21:54,979 --> 00:21:57,748
There's no door
on the side.
365
00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,282
Yeah, but
you're okay, right?
366
00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:01,118
Yeah.
367
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:04,587
Ah, who cares
if you're okay, and I can
only drive clockwise.
368
00:22:04,588 --> 00:22:08,659
I don't care, because
I got my babies back.
369
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,095
Look, peg. Brandi brandt.
Isn't she great?
370
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,797
I don't see
what's so hot about her.
371
00:22:13,798 --> 00:22:15,899
Well, you will when she's
tacked up on the headboard.
372
00:22:22,573 --> 00:22:24,107
Upstairs!
Now!
373
00:22:24,108 --> 00:22:25,141
Oh ho ho!
374
00:22:40,925 --> 00:22:43,259
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