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[♪]
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Kids, I gotta tell ya,
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I love the day
after thanksgiving.
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We already got that
"giving thanks" crap
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Out of the way,
and we get to have leftovers.
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Peg, is it ready yet?
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Here it comes!
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Ah!
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You know, daddy,
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That was a great idea
last night:
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To only eat the cheese so
we'd have the crust for today.
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Al:
Yeah!
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I'll bet a lot of
other stupid families
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Ate their whole
pizza last night.
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And today they're
probably just looking
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At the old empty
cardboard box.
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Uh-huh.
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I can't do it.
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Dad, I think I speak
for us all.
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This really bites
the big one.
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Why can't we have turkey
like real people?
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Aw, now, bud.
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It's not like your father
is a doctor or a lawyer
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Or a bathroom attendant
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Or a circus geek.
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He's just
a shoe salesman,
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Doing the best
he can.
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Okay, peg, I think
we get the message here.
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Obviously,
this is the fault
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Of the only one
who works around here.
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That would be,
let me see...
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Mm, mm, mm...
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Well, goldarn it,
it's me.
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Well, what the heck,
I'll quit.
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Then we'll be
a-eating, won't we?
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Oh, honey, nobody
wants you to quit.
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We all appreciate
what you do for this family.
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[laughing]
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Well, we might as well
face the facts.
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This food thing
isn't going to go away.
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We've gotta get
some money here.
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There's got to be something
here we can sell.
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How about mom's
engagement ring?
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Kelly!
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Now, that ring is
a symbol of our love.
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We could never,
heh-heh,
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Put a price
on that.
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That's right,
honey.
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Like they say:
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Glass is forever.
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Hey.
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Oh, come on, al.
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I had it
appraised
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The day after
our wedding.
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Remember when
you were resting?
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It was a big day
for mommy, honey.
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Yeah. That was the last
day of rest for daddy.
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Hm. What about kelly's
school books?
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We could
sell these.
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Oh, yeah,
my english book.
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Oh, I ain't got
no use for that.
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Honey,
these school books
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Are very important
to your future.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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Let's see what
condition they're in.
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Well,
let's see.
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Wait a minute.
What do we got here?
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What's this?
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Detention,
detention.
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Expulsion.
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Oh, here's something
interesting.
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Host a foreign
exchange student,
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Receive $500
a month expenses.
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That's what
we'll do, peg.
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We'll get us one of those
$500-a-month foreigners.
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Gee, I don't know,
honey.
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We don't have
much room.
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Where are they
going to sleep?
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Well, what's
the garage for?
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I know,
I know!
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It's for the car.
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We'll move it over
to the side.
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Yeah, but it's freezing
in there, dad.
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Hey, I didn't say we should
sleep in the garage.
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[laughing]
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I wonder when little "y-vette"
will get here.
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Uh, kelly.
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I believe her name
is pronounced "yvette."
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I was pronouncing it
in english.
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Oh, man,
what a break.
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Getting a 17-year-old
french babe.
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Sniff, sniff.
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Oh, the times
we'll have.
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Don't go boinging around
the house just yet, toad boy.
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Frenchie's
all mine.
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At last I'll have,
like, a sister.
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A real girl.
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Not just a boy
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Trapped in
a pimple's body.
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It'll
be great.
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I can teach her
about american guys,
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And she can carry
my school supplies.
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You know,
like my music,
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My walkman,
my overnight bag...
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My make-up.
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The red light bulb
that goes over your head.
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Oh, you mean like
when I get an idea?
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Al, do you think
we should've
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Picked yvette up
at the bus station?
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No. I hate
bus stations.
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Vagrants, winos...
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There's people there who'd
cut your throat for a nickel.
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I think
I see someone.
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She's dragging her trunk
down the street.
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Al, give her
a hand.
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Hey!
Over here!
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Boy, it's getting
cold out there.
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[knock]
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[french accent]
hello, my name
is yvette.
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Hello.
Welcome to our country.
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We have so many
questions to ask you.
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Um, what's your
country like?
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Uh, how was
your trip?
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Where's
our money?
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I apologize
for "ze animals."
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I'm bud bundy,
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Your love
interest.
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And this is
mom and dad.
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And I'm kelly.
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You'll be going
to school with me,
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So if there's a heinie
to be kissed around here,
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It's mine.
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Oh, my, you are
so attractive.
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Are all american girls
as beautiful as you?
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In their dreams.
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Well, I am so happy
to be in chicago,
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Land of the cubs
and the big wind.
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Al.
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It wasn't me.
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Oh.
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I would love
to talk for hours,
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But I'm cold
and tired.
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Uh, where will
I be sleeping?
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My room
is this way.
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The left side of the bed
is for you.
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That's because he wets
to the right.
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Oh, now, kids.
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No, honey, you'll be staying
in the guest room
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Next to
the car.
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Yeah.
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Now, if it's a little chilly
in there, don't worry about it.
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We're going to try to get
that garage-door down real soon.
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Got it! $500.
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Ha, ha!
Gimme that.
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Well, I've had a long flight,
and a long walk from downtown,
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So I'm a--
I'm a little hungry.
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Do you think I could
have a little bite--
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And this is the hall
where my locker is.
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Uh, kelly, we've been
at school for hours.
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Will we be going
in a classroom today?
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Look, do you want to see how
it's done in america, or what?
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I'm sorry.
What happens next?
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Well, first we'll
meet some boys.
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Uh, how do we do that?
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Kelly, hi!
Hi, listen.
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Saturday nights
my parents are out.
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Hey, I was
talking to kelly.
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Oh, you are
so popular.
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Yeah, well, I'm kind of like
the beatles of the 20th century.
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Now, do what I did.
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Oh, no.
I'm far too shy.
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Go ahead.
Maybe you'll get one.
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Hi, I'm hank.
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Welcome to polk high.
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What's your name?
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Yvette.
Nice to
meet you.
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A toast...
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To the french.
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It's a foul
little country,
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But they sure do know how
to write a check.
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[laughing]
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Kelly, honey, aren't you
going to eat your dinner?
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I'm not hungry.
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Let me have that.
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Watch out,
over there!
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What's wrong, you ask?
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Well, I'm socially dead,
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Yesterday's girl,
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A bud.
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Why, you ask?
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Okay, well,
I'll tell you.
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Because the little french poodle
that you all love
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Is taking all my action.
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Oh, daddy, what's a washed-up
has-been supposed to do?
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[grunts]
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00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:05,135
Mom, what kind of guys
will I wind up with
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When no one else wants me?
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00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:07,338
[grunts]
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Oh, no.
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00:10:13,612 --> 00:10:15,079
Aw, come on, kel.
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00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,048
So yvette makes you
look like day-old eggs.
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00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:18,582
So what?
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00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:19,783
There's still hope
for you.
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00:10:19,784 --> 00:10:21,452
Why, you could be
a coat rack,
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An ashtray,
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00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:23,855
A speed bump.
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00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:26,023
Listen to
your brother.
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00:10:26,024 --> 00:10:27,625
[doorbell rings]
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00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:28,759
Mm, door.
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00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:29,960
Get the door.
Door.
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00:10:31,296 --> 00:10:33,730
Sure, I have
no life.
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00:10:33,731 --> 00:10:35,166
I'll get it.
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00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:37,702
Maybe it's someone from
the future geeks of america
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00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:38,735
Wanting me to join.
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00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:45,008
Yep.
It's the founders.
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00:10:45,009 --> 00:10:46,777
Hi, kelly.
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00:10:46,778 --> 00:10:48,946
Uh, peggy,
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00:10:48,947 --> 00:10:50,948
May we talk to you
for a second?
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00:10:52,751 --> 00:10:54,184
Let me
have that.
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00:10:54,185 --> 00:10:55,820
Gimme that!
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00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,200
Mmm?
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00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:15,906
Uh, peggy, we don't know
how to tell you this--
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00:11:15,907 --> 00:11:17,475
Well, I do,
steve.
224
00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:21,679
Peggy, al has a young girl
living in your garage.
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00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:25,883
We saw her
last night
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00:11:25,884 --> 00:11:30,020
Burning leaves for warmth
in your driveway.
227
00:11:30,021 --> 00:11:31,655
The pig didn't even
have the decency
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00:11:31,656 --> 00:11:33,323
To set her up
in an apartment.
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00:11:33,324 --> 00:11:36,460
Well, it's not
that easy, marcie.
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00:11:36,461 --> 00:11:38,128
You got to buy
money orders
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00:11:38,129 --> 00:11:39,797
Under a different name
to pay the rent,
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00:11:39,798 --> 00:11:41,131
Then...
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00:11:47,205 --> 00:11:49,940
Where do you keep
the extra key?
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00:11:49,941 --> 00:11:52,276
Just try to get a phone
with an alias these days.
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00:11:57,816 --> 00:12:00,317
Not that I've ever
given it much thought.
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00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,221
Well, anyway,
237
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,289
Here are some pictures
of her we took
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00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:08,726
And the name
of a good divorce attorney.
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00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,528
I'm sorry we had to be
the ones to tell you this.
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00:12:11,529 --> 00:12:12,796
[chuckling]
241
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,769
Look,
I know all about it.
242
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:21,139
She's just a foreign exchange
student that's living here.
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00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,807
And other than
having to honk
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When we want
to get out of the garage,
245
00:12:24,409 --> 00:12:28,045
She's--she's really been
no problem at all.
246
00:12:28,046 --> 00:12:31,315
Yeah. No problem
for anyone but little me.
247
00:12:31,316 --> 00:12:32,717
What's the matter,
kelly?
248
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,218
Oh, it's that yvette
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Is dating
all her boyfriends,
250
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:38,556
And kelly has the social life
of a barn owl.
251
00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:41,058
Kelly's a little
depressed.
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00:12:41,059 --> 00:12:43,394
Could you handle this?
We're eating.
253
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,299
Oh, now, kelly.
254
00:12:50,301 --> 00:12:52,803
You mustn't
worry over this.
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00:12:52,804 --> 00:12:55,139
You may find this
hard to believe,
256
00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:59,543
But I myself wasn't
popular in school.
257
00:13:00,712 --> 00:13:02,479
The hell you say.
258
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:07,117
No, it's true.
259
00:13:07,118 --> 00:13:09,987
I couldn't get a date
with a cool guy,
260
00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:12,757
No matter how much
I put out.
261
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,258
I mean tried.
262
00:13:17,729 --> 00:13:21,265
So I finally
started dating a nerd.
263
00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:22,733
Ha!
264
00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:25,503
[high-pitched laugh]
265
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,305
You dated
a nerd?
266
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,940
Yes.
267
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,608
His name was...
268
00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:34,779
Well, his name
isn't important.
269
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:37,682
My friends couldn't believe
I'd sunk so low.
270
00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,082
Boy, did they laugh
271
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,051
When I let him take me
to the homecoming dance.
272
00:13:41,052 --> 00:13:42,553
Wait a
second.
273
00:13:44,856 --> 00:13:47,692
I took you to
the homecoming dance.
274
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,459
That's right.
You did.
275
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,165
Anyway,
we went on dating,
276
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,700
And I endured the laughter
and the ridicule,
277
00:13:56,701 --> 00:13:58,202
And I came
to marry...
278
00:13:59,671 --> 00:14:03,407
Well, his name
isn't important.
279
00:14:03,408 --> 00:14:04,641
The point is,
280
00:14:04,642 --> 00:14:06,210
Yesterday's nerd
can grow up
281
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:08,479
To be a wonderful
and giving man.
282
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,913
So, if all you can get
is a nerd,
283
00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:11,949
I say try one.
284
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,251
I did.
285
00:14:19,557 --> 00:14:21,125
Hey.
286
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:23,294
Wait a minute.
287
00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:27,698
I know who you're
talking about.
288
00:14:27,699 --> 00:14:29,033
And let me
tell you something,
289
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,601
You think
you heard laughter?
290
00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:31,902
Well, when I was
dating you,
291
00:14:31,903 --> 00:14:32,903
I had
a few milk bones
292
00:14:32,904 --> 00:14:35,039
Slipped into
my pocket.
293
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,576
I was pretty!
294
00:14:39,577 --> 00:14:41,278
My mother
told me so.
295
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:46,383
Compared to your mother,
you were.
296
00:14:46,384 --> 00:14:48,385
Oh, so now you
don't like my mother.
297
00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:49,653
What's not
to like?
298
00:14:49,654 --> 00:14:51,889
A 60-year-old woman
who played the drums.
299
00:14:53,191 --> 00:14:54,391
Nerd.
300
00:14:54,392 --> 00:14:55,959
Geek girl.
301
00:14:57,395 --> 00:15:00,130
So that's my future.
302
00:15:00,131 --> 00:15:02,366
Well, that
and 40 pounds.
303
00:15:08,006 --> 00:15:09,372
Never.
304
00:15:09,373 --> 00:15:12,375
I will never sink so low
as to date a nerd.
305
00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:15,012
I may not have much,
but at least I have my pride.
306
00:15:20,852 --> 00:15:24,822
It's been an illuminating
evening, miss bundy.
307
00:15:27,525 --> 00:15:30,560
I'm sorry I spilled
my prune juice on your blouse.
308
00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:37,034
Yeah, and I'm sorry
I punched you in the pelvis.
309
00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:39,369
Oh.
310
00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:41,371
Perhaps I can have
the pleasure of your company
311
00:15:41,372 --> 00:15:43,207
Again next Friday.
312
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,575
The museum is having
a quite interesting exhibit
313
00:15:45,576 --> 00:15:47,544
On the ever-changing
mollusk.
314
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:53,150
Well, only if you wear
your green pencil pouch.
315
00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:55,152
Turns them all on.
316
00:15:59,857 --> 00:16:01,825
Well, I've had
a great time, guys,
317
00:16:01,826 --> 00:16:02,959
But I
got to run.
318
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,894
Mwah, mwah!
319
00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:08,733
Kelly,
320
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,669
You know what would
make this the perfect evening?
321
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,938
Oh, what, myron?
322
00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:15,872
If yvette would
kiss me good night.
323
00:16:30,922 --> 00:16:33,224
You just blew
a good thing, baby.
324
00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:44,535
Oh, my,
I'm so tired.
325
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,671
Thank goodness you taught me
how to sleep at school.
326
00:16:47,672 --> 00:16:52,076
Uh, so how was your date
with le grand geek?
327
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:54,845
Well, we sat around
with his parents
328
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,947
And they showed me slides
of their vacation
329
00:16:56,948 --> 00:16:58,615
To the ticonderoga
pencil factory.
330
00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:05,056
You know,
the number 2 pencil is
331
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,457
The backbone
of the industry.
332
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,359
That's
very fascinating.
333
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,526
No, it isn't.
334
00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:11,662
It's the prattle
of the dead.
335
00:17:13,197 --> 00:17:15,232
Listen, yvette,
we really need to discuss--
336
00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:18,469
Oh, I would love to talk
to my little american sister,
337
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,404
But my next date
will be here any moment.
338
00:17:20,405 --> 00:17:23,306
Uh, he told me I could
wear your leather mini.
339
00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:24,708
You don't mind,
do you?
340
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,777
I mean, you are
in for the evening, no?
341
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,146
Thanks.
342
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,819
♪ dum dum dum
dum dum dum dum ♪
343
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,254
Mmm.
344
00:17:38,523 --> 00:17:40,991
♪ dum dum dum
dum dum ♪
345
00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:42,059
Hi, grandma.
346
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:54,538
Oops.
347
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:56,907
Sorry, kel.
348
00:17:56,908 --> 00:17:58,208
Must've been
the way
349
00:17:58,209 --> 00:17:59,743
The light hit
your crow's feet.
350
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,830
Bud,
what are you doing?
351
00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:21,998
I'm building
a home entertainment center.
352
00:18:26,504 --> 00:18:28,405
Bud, I need
your help.
353
00:18:28,406 --> 00:18:30,307
I'm desperate.
354
00:18:30,308 --> 00:18:31,875
No, you're not.
355
00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:34,043
Desperate
still implies hope.
356
00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:39,049
You wouldn't want to help me
get rid of yvette, would you?
357
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:40,150
Pffffft!
358
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:43,086
Well, I can't
take this anymore.
359
00:18:43,087 --> 00:18:45,155
I'm going to have to
do it myself.
360
00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:49,126
Kelly,
361
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:52,029
I say this
with all sincerity.
362
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:56,100
If you truly, truly
want to get rid of her,
363
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,667
I'll kill you.
364
00:18:58,669 --> 00:19:00,104
I really will.
365
00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:02,439
This is
not a joke.
366
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,408
Dead.
367
00:19:11,749 --> 00:19:14,418
Uh, bud,
what are you doing?
368
00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:17,420
Uh...
369
00:19:17,421 --> 00:19:19,056
I'm, uh...
370
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:21,358
I'm-I'm giving you
s-some ventilation
371
00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,493
You know, so the heat
can get through.
372
00:19:23,494 --> 00:19:27,597
Oh, it's all right, bud.
I don't mind if you peep.
373
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:31,969
Yeah, I'll give
that up...
374
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:37,207
The day they pry her
from my cold, dead hand.
375
00:19:40,645 --> 00:19:42,746
What a cute
little fellow.
376
00:19:42,747 --> 00:19:44,515
He's toilet film.
377
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,484
Au revoir.
378
00:19:49,554 --> 00:19:52,989
Well, excuse me,
young lady,
379
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:55,192
But where are you
think you're going?
380
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:56,226
On a date.
381
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:57,661
Oh,
no you're not.
382
00:19:57,662 --> 00:19:59,963
I got a call from
the principal today.
383
00:19:59,964 --> 00:20:02,999
And it seems you're failing
all your subjects.
384
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,668
We just can't
have that.
385
00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:06,103
I'm failing too.
386
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:08,805
Uh, kelly, please,
we're talking to yvette.
387
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,375
He didn't mean that,
dear.
388
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,744
You have to study too.
I suppose, ha-ha.
389
00:20:14,745 --> 00:20:17,248
But if she fails,
she has to go back home.
390
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:21,352
And we're out
500 bucks a month!
391
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,553
We're responsible
for your education.
392
00:20:23,554 --> 00:20:25,522
You know, and if there's
one thing we are,
393
00:20:25,523 --> 00:20:27,024
It's responsible
parents.
394
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:27,991
[snapping sound]
395
00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:28,992
Oh!
396
00:20:28,993 --> 00:20:30,493
Stop that, al.
397
00:20:30,494 --> 00:20:33,797
I can't help it.
I'm giddy.
398
00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:36,166
Must be from all
this darn eating.
399
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:37,134
Oh, ho, ho!
400
00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:38,768
Come here.
Come here.
401
00:20:44,909 --> 00:20:47,311
Well, I guess
we better study.
402
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,445
I'd love to,
403
00:20:48,446 --> 00:20:50,480
But I've got to go
dust off my accordion
404
00:20:50,481 --> 00:20:52,716
For school tomorrow.
405
00:20:52,717 --> 00:20:55,619
I've got my eye on
the big, fat tuba player.
406
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:58,688
Oh please, kelly,
you have to help me.
407
00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:00,890
I'll beg someone
to go out with you.
408
00:21:04,328 --> 00:21:06,997
If I fail, I'll have
to go back to France,
409
00:21:06,998 --> 00:21:10,034
And I'll have to give up
all your boyfriends.
410
00:21:11,669 --> 00:21:13,236
Listen, yvette,
411
00:21:13,237 --> 00:21:15,472
There's no point
in us both staying home.
412
00:21:15,473 --> 00:21:17,073
Go out.
Have a good time.
413
00:21:17,074 --> 00:21:18,342
I'll study,
414
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,711
And when we take our test
you can copy off me.
415
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,346
Oh, you would
do that for me?
416
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:26,983
Oh, what are little
american sisters for?
417
00:21:31,155 --> 00:21:32,723
[peg sighs]
418
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:35,859
Okay, who wants seconds
on crust?
419
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:39,696
I can't
believe it.
420
00:21:39,697 --> 00:21:41,865
Yvette flunked
every subject.
421
00:21:41,866 --> 00:21:43,734
She even
flunked french.
422
00:21:46,103 --> 00:21:49,540
She must be
the stupidest girl
in the world.
423
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:52,609
Well, I'm the stupidest
girl in america.
424
00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:53,777
I know you are,
pumpkin,
425
00:21:53,778 --> 00:21:56,880
But we're talking about
something important now.
426
00:21:56,881 --> 00:21:59,182
Honey,
you're important too.
427
00:21:59,183 --> 00:22:02,853
Just not as important
as 500 bucks.
428
00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:07,358
Oh, al, now they'll never give
us another exchange student.
429
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:11,095
Yeah, I never got
to use my holes.
430
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:12,796
Well, what about me?
431
00:22:12,797 --> 00:22:14,631
I lost a sister.
432
00:22:14,632 --> 00:22:16,065
I'm hurting too.
433
00:22:17,568 --> 00:22:18,568
[car horn honks]
434
00:22:18,569 --> 00:22:20,169
Oops.
My dates are here.
435
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:23,973
"au verar!"
436
00:22:39,724 --> 00:22:41,925
[♪]
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