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[♪]
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Honey, just how long
are you gonna be home for?
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Two glorious,
foot-picking days.
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Well,
pace yourself, dear.
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You know, if you pick
too much today,
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You'll have nothing left
to pick tomorrow.
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And you know
how we all look forward
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To your annual ear,
nose and tooth medley.
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You know, it's a shame
you don't have another arm.
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Then you could just sorta
get 'em all goin' at once.
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You know, peg,
if you'd wash my socks,
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They might not adhere
to my feet.
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Great, dad.
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[quietly]
thanks for the great time.
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Oh,
daddy.
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You're home.
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I, um...
I got up early
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So I could get you
the Sunday paper.
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Where is it?
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Where's what?
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Gee, kel.
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You're wearin'
the same dress
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You wore out for
your date last night.
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How does it keep its shape in
the glove compartment of a car?
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Oh, go kiss
your stridex pad.
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Now,
wait a minute.
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Is everybody
gonna be home today?
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Not me.
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I've gotta get some money
for tickets
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To the oozing meat concert
tomorrow.
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So I've gotta
roll up my sleeves
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And work really hard
to get this money.
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[weeping]
oh, daddy, can I have
the money, please?!
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All the kids are going,
and it's only $175!
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[weeping]
then I'm afraid that
you can't go, pumpkin!
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Mommy, can I have the money?
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All the kids
are going.
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Crying only works
on men, dear.
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Well, there aren't
any more in the room.
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Oh, I gotta get that money,
but I don't know how.
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Ugh,
my head hurts.
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I have to rest.
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[sighs]
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Come on, kel.
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Just do like I do:
Use your wits.
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I do.
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I said "wits."
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With a w.
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Mommy, he's spelling
at me again.
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Stop taxing
your sister, bud.
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I don't know what you're
so happy about, warthog.
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You need money
for tickets too.
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Au contraire,
boy-go-round.
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[doorbell rings]
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I have my ticket.
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How?
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Hello,
mr. Bundy.
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We're ready
to go camping.
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Well,
have a good time.
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[doorbell rings]
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What now?
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You're taking us
camping, bundy.
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We own you.
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We bought you
in an auction.
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See?
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"go a-campin' and a-trappin'
with al dan'l bundy"?
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Bud, did you sell your dad?
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Well, you were the only thing
in this house we could spare.
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Honey, this will be great
for the kids.
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A-campin' and a-trappin',
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A-pickin' and a-flickin'.
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You know, you can have
a toe jamboree.
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Hey, al.
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Well, hi, there,
neighborhood tykes.
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Hey, it's the guy who gives us
potatoes on Halloween.
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Steve,
look what bud did.
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"wilderness man and trapper.
Learn how to survive."
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Bundy's tryin' to weasel
out of the deal.
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How can you disappoint
these kids, al?
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Look at their innocent
little faces.
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Tell you what.
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I'll take ya,
little fellas.
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All:
Yeah!
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But you're not the great-great-
grandson of dan'l bundy.
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That's true.
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My ancestors
could read and write.
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Aw, come on, al.
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If you trap too many b'ars
to carry home, I'll help ya.
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I would rather slam
my nose in a car door.
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I would rather have
a proctologist named dr. Hook.
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I would rather watch
roseanne barr do a striptease
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Than take these little
booger-machines camping.
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Well, good, honey.
Then we can spend
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The whole day
together snuggling.
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Up, campers!
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Let's go get us
some gear,
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Chip in for gas,
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And get me
the hell outta here.
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[campers cheer]
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Have a good time,
dad.
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Uh, not so fast,
dan'l jr.
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See, if I'm a-goin',
you're a-goin'.
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The only difference is...
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I'm a-comin' back.
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Ah, the great outdoors.
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This is camping.
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Isn't this great?
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Just smell that air.
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I was markin'
our territory.
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I'm glad you're
in a jovial mood.
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You fall asleep
at the wheel,
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You roll the van,
you lose our supplies,
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And, thanks to you,
we're gonna die.
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I want my mommy.
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Yeah, so does
your dad's brother.
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Al, that is not the way
to keep a child's spirits up.
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You have
to keep children busy.
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Involve them
with something.
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Okay, kids...
With me, right here.
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Help!
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All:
Help!
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Help!
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[sighs]
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Isn't this nice?
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The whole house
to ourselves.
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Wish it could
always be like this.
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No noses to wipe,
no tears to dry,
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No one to send
to their rooms.
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It is so nice
without al.
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Mrs. Rhoades,
you look lovely tonight.
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Why, thank you, dear.
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Can you give me $175
so I can go to a rock concert?
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I wouldn't give
my own daughter $175.
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Hopefully I'll like her.
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Kelly, how many times
have I told you?
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Mommy's friends are
to loan mommy money.
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My life is over.
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I might as well
be her.
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Oh, honey, just do
what I used to do.
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Push your way
to the limo
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And tell
the road manager,
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"it's worth letting
me in, ask anybody."
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Then if anybody
touches you,
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Scream, "jailbait!"
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Kids today.
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I cannot wait
till the girls get here.
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I remember
my mother used to have
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Her friends over
to play cards.
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She'd put out the food.
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I'd serve it.
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But I didn't mind.
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I just loved listening
to them talk about...
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How I'd never grow breasts...
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...How I'd never get a guy...
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How my pelvis didn't stand
a chance during childbirth.
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Then they'd all laugh.
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After the rum cake kicked in,
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Mom would pretend
to lose me to mrs. Hampe,
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The woman that could
never stop sweating.
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Yes, well, it was
traumatic then,
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But looking back
on it now,
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I realize...
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God, I hate
my mother.
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[doorbell rings]
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Uh...That's probably
louise and fern.
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Just breathe into a bag
for a minute.
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I'll get the door.
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Oh.
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Hi!
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Girl, did you see that
new checker at the mini-mart?
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Woo!
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He can work his way
through this college.
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Pick a place
and park it.
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The night is young,
the men are gone,
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The game is poker,
and the only thing wild is me.
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Kelly, you wanna join us?
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Sure, why not?
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Look what my life has become.
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Playing cards
with a bunch of sea hags.
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You've all lost weight.
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Oh!
Oh!
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So glad
you noticed.
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Have you ever
played before?
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Just with
the guys.
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Well, ante up.
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I-I see you play
how we youngsters play...
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With our clothes on.
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00:10:17,282 --> 00:10:20,317
Actually, honey,
we play for money.
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Well, then,
count me out.
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I have to save
my money for--
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[money rustling]
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Well, maybe
just one hand.
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Okay, great.
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00:10:31,429 --> 00:10:32,963
Now, who's got change
for a dollar?
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00:10:32,964 --> 00:10:35,132
I wanna cash
al's paycheck.
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Fire's lit.
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00:10:42,207 --> 00:10:44,575
Tell us
a scary story, dan'l.
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Okey-dokey.
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[chuckles]
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Kids, gather round
the flashlight.
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00:10:52,383 --> 00:10:53,717
Now...
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Once upon a time,
there was a young boy,
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A boy full of hope.
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00:11:00,525 --> 00:11:02,760
He was single...
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00:11:02,761 --> 00:11:05,196
Thus he was happy.
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00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:08,733
Then one night,
much like tonight,
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00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:12,536
Something rose
from the swamp.
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00:11:12,537 --> 00:11:14,638
He heard a noise behind him.
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00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:17,041
Thump, thump.
Thump, thump.
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00:11:17,042 --> 00:11:18,176
He walked a little faster.
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00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,578
Thump, thump.
Thump, thump.
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00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:21,979
Then he saw it.
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00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:25,516
And there,
in the light of a bar,
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00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:27,384
Stood the evil...
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00:11:27,385 --> 00:11:30,088
Redheaded...
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00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:33,091
High-heeled spandex monster.
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00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,265
He ran from it.
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00:11:41,266 --> 00:11:42,934
He stood it up,
he dated others,
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00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:46,904
But nothing could stop it!
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00:11:46,905 --> 00:11:49,774
He could hear its wild call...
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[effeminately]
"oh, honey?
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00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,612
Honey."
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00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:56,748
It was horrible.
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00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:59,150
Finally...It trapped him.
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00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:01,385
Opened--
opened its hideous mouth,
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00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:03,821
Bared its fangs, and said...
227
00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:06,724
[effeminately]
"marry me?"
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00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,294
And did
he marry it, dan'l?
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00:12:10,295 --> 00:12:12,897
Yes, I'm afraid he did.
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And he was never
heard from again.
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00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:19,303
But the worst of it is...
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There's still
some of them out there.
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00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,709
There might be one
behind that tree!
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00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:25,609
[campers scream]
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00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:31,482
Then again,
there might not be.
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00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:33,684
But beware.
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00:12:33,685 --> 00:12:36,120
Wherever a man is free...
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00:12:36,121 --> 00:12:39,890
And has change in his pockets,
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00:12:39,891 --> 00:12:44,128
They'll come a-creepin',
and they can't be stopped.
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00:12:44,829 --> 00:12:46,530
Now sleep...
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00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:48,065
If you can.
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00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:50,267
[laughs evilly]
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Wow.
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00:12:53,538 --> 00:12:54,938
Some story,
huh, kids?
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00:12:54,939 --> 00:12:56,307
Yeah.
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00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:59,343
Now, join me
in a little song we learned
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When I was a lad
at camp skoharry.
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00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:08,285
♪ alas, my love
you do me wrong ♪
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00:13:08,286 --> 00:13:14,325
♪ to cast me out
discourteously ♪
250
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:20,397
♪ for I have
loved you so long ♪
251
00:13:20,398 --> 00:13:24,435
So this is
how it ends, eh, dad?
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00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,203
♪ greensleeves ♪
253
00:13:26,204 --> 00:13:27,771
Steve,
could you shut up?
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00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:31,375
Al, I'm trying
to get these kids' minds
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00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:34,712
Off the fact
that they are going to die.
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00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:35,746
♪ greensleeves ♪
257
00:13:35,747 --> 00:13:37,447
It's gonna be okay.
258
00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:39,616
See, your mother hasn't
heard from us for a while.
259
00:13:39,617 --> 00:13:41,585
So, she thinks
we're havin' a good time.
260
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:44,354
Ergo, she has to stop it.
261
00:13:44,355 --> 00:13:47,191
So she's probably on the phone
to the state troopers by now.
262
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,330
Peggy, did you know
your phone is off the hook?
263
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:55,298
What if our husbands
wanna call us?
264
00:13:55,299 --> 00:13:57,034
That's why
it's off the hook.
265
00:13:59,404 --> 00:14:01,639
Gimme a chance.
I'll guess the name of the leaf.
266
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,006
[sniffs]
267
00:14:03,007 --> 00:14:04,708
Ah, smells familiar.
268
00:14:06,411 --> 00:14:08,979
Hmm, jagged edges.
269
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:11,315
Ah! I'm sure I know this.
270
00:14:11,316 --> 00:14:13,417
Maybe tasting it
would help.
271
00:14:16,788 --> 00:14:18,789
Nope, I'm stumped.
What is it?
272
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:20,624
Poison oak! Poison oak!
273
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,959
[campers laugh]
274
00:14:25,062 --> 00:14:26,930
[chuckles]
275
00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:30,334
Ah, that was
a good one, guys.
276
00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:32,670
Well, when uncle steve
gets done
277
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:35,506
Bathing his body
and tongue in the stream,
278
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,341
He'll hurry back
and teach you all
279
00:14:37,342 --> 00:14:39,510
How to play tree-diving.
280
00:14:41,946 --> 00:14:45,549
Bundy,
you stink.
281
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,451
We're
starving.
282
00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:49,086
Dad, I had
a date tonight
283
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,155
With a girl
they call ever ready.
284
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,791
Now, why haven't the women
come to save us?
285
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,727
I don't know.
Maybe they can't find us.
286
00:14:56,728 --> 00:14:59,663
Maybe there's
a white sale someplace.
287
00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:02,433
All right, look, kids, you're
old enough to know the truth.
288
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,301
They left us here to rot.
289
00:15:04,302 --> 00:15:05,936
But don't worry...
290
00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:07,671
We've got a secret weapon.
291
00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:10,707
Steve:
Owl in my hair!
Owl in my hair!
292
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,911
It's not him, is it?
293
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,880
No! No, it's buck.
294
00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:17,815
See, we'll send buck home
with a note
295
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,182
Telling the women
where we are,
296
00:15:19,183 --> 00:15:20,317
And we'll be saved.
297
00:15:21,252 --> 00:15:22,486
Do you think
buck can do it?
298
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:23,854
I know he can.
299
00:15:23,855 --> 00:15:26,056
'cause I've dropped him off
in every part of town,
300
00:15:26,057 --> 00:15:28,125
He always
finds his way home.
301
00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:29,460
Hey, buck,
take this note.
302
00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:30,628
Go find mommy.
303
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:31,461
Run, boy!
304
00:15:31,462 --> 00:15:32,596
Run like
the wind!
305
00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:35,466
Campers:
Go, go, go, go!
306
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:38,335
I think if we keep
our wits about us,
307
00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:39,837
We'll all come out
of this okay.
308
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,207
Bees!
309
00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:48,812
Full house.
310
00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:50,381
Read 'em and weep.
311
00:15:51,449 --> 00:15:53,884
All I've got
is four ones.
312
00:15:56,988 --> 00:15:59,824
Those are aces,
honey.
313
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:02,259
You mean
I win again?
314
00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:04,561
I guess I'll never
get this game right.
315
00:16:06,898 --> 00:16:08,298
Four ones.
316
00:16:08,299 --> 00:16:10,100
Four ones?
317
00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:12,002
That's the seventh hand
in a row
318
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:14,137
She's gotten four ones.
319
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,408
Are you calling
my daughter a cheat?
320
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,543
Well, where I come from,
if it walks like a cheat,
321
00:16:19,544 --> 00:16:20,811
Quacks like a cheat,
322
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:23,914
We string it up
like a cheat.
323
00:16:23,915 --> 00:16:25,583
Marcie,
think about it.
324
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:27,251
If my daughter
were a cheat,
325
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:30,554
She wouldn't be
failing high school.
326
00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:32,722
Thanks, mom.
327
00:16:32,723 --> 00:16:35,492
All right, ladies.
This time, kings are wild.
328
00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:37,895
Just deal, girlie.
329
00:16:43,468 --> 00:16:45,736
Do you think
the guys are okay?
330
00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:47,237
Oh, I'm sure
they're fine.
331
00:16:47,238 --> 00:16:48,505
They're with
my steve.
332
00:16:48,506 --> 00:16:51,175
He was practically
born in the woods.
333
00:16:55,146 --> 00:16:58,682
Put thome more mud
on my tongue, pleathe.
334
00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:01,418
The poithon oak
ith really kicking in.
335
00:17:06,824 --> 00:17:08,492
Vewy thoothing.
336
00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:11,528
Okay,
kids.
337
00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:14,865
If we get out of this alive,
what are we going to do?
338
00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:15,999
Victor?
339
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,336
Never marry.
340
00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:20,471
That's right.
341
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:22,873
So remember, kids,
when you meet a woman,
342
00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:24,942
No matter how nice she is
or what she looks like,
343
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,309
Remember...
344
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:29,646
Women get worse.
345
00:17:29,647 --> 00:17:31,582
They get...
346
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,083
Older.
347
00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:34,751
Meaner.
348
00:17:34,752 --> 00:17:37,454
Fatter?
349
00:17:37,455 --> 00:17:40,290
Leth compathonate.
350
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:42,192
Al:
Very good.
351
00:17:44,095 --> 00:17:46,397
Bud,
how's steve doing?
352
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,867
He's doin' great,
dad.
353
00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:53,637
Who are
we kidding?
354
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:55,071
He's a goner.
355
00:17:55,072 --> 00:17:56,473
I say we put
rocks in his pockets
356
00:17:56,474 --> 00:17:57,808
And roll him
into the river.
357
00:18:00,244 --> 00:18:04,047
Hey, that's good buzzard bait
you're throwin' away there.
358
00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:06,149
Ah, what am I sayin'?
359
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:09,787
Buck the wonder dog
will save the day.
360
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:12,689
[♪]
361
00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:21,398
[groans]
362
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:26,237
What's wrong
with mr. Rhoades?
363
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,605
He's dying, victor.
364
00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:37,180
Thus dies
the house of agamemnon.
365
00:18:37,181 --> 00:18:39,717
[pirate accent]
tie him to the yardarm,
mr. Christian!
366
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,385
[laughs evilly]
367
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:44,454
[english accent]
oh, look, father,
I sat in something icky.
368
00:18:49,927 --> 00:18:52,529
Should I get
a club, dad?
369
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:55,466
Nah, at least watchin' him
gives us somethin' to do.
370
00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:57,901
[steve gagging]
371
00:18:57,902 --> 00:19:00,170
Oh, cool,
he's foaming again.
372
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:06,010
Enjoy it while you can,
'cause help is on the way.
373
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,245
Come on, buck.
374
00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:10,014
All [chanting]:
Come on, buck!
375
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:10,881
Tha ba, ga.
376
00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:12,183
All:
Come on, buck!
377
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,384
Ah guh, buh.
378
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,818
All:
Come on, buck!
379
00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:17,287
[♪]
380
00:19:32,403 --> 00:19:35,472
Yes, I'm going to
the oozing meat concert,
381
00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:38,908
And I would like
a stretch limo.
382
00:19:38,909 --> 00:19:41,812
Oh, and have some lobster
back there for me.
383
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:45,248
Gettin' backstage
is hungry work, you know.
384
00:19:45,249 --> 00:19:47,050
That was fun,
wasn't it?
385
00:19:47,051 --> 00:19:48,618
Yeah, great.
Filthy little cheat!
386
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:52,156
I lost
my grocery money.
387
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,390
Me too.
388
00:19:53,391 --> 00:19:55,426
My husband's
gonna go nuts.
389
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:56,660
Oh, don't worry.
390
00:19:56,661 --> 00:19:58,595
Just tell him
you've got pms,
391
00:19:58,596 --> 00:20:00,697
And you'll kill him.
392
00:20:04,135 --> 00:20:06,537
Honey...
393
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,905
I didn't wanna say anything
while the girls were here,
394
00:20:08,906 --> 00:20:10,407
But I saw you cheating.
395
00:20:10,408 --> 00:20:12,642
Now, you know
what you have to do.
396
00:20:13,411 --> 00:20:14,944
Yes, mommy.
397
00:20:14,945 --> 00:20:15,979
[sighs]
398
00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:18,582
The usual 50 percent?
399
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:20,884
Let's make it 60,
400
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:23,220
Just to teach you
a lesson.
401
00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:27,123
[dog howls]
402
00:20:27,124 --> 00:20:29,593
Kelly, can't your dates
just honk the horn
403
00:20:29,594 --> 00:20:31,361
Like they did in my day?
404
00:20:35,199 --> 00:20:38,201
Oh, it's buck.
405
00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:39,502
I thought he went
with the guys.
406
00:20:39,503 --> 00:20:41,271
Well, I guess not.
407
00:20:41,272 --> 00:20:43,339
Oh, look, he's got
something in his mouth.
408
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,376
[growls]
oh!
409
00:20:46,377 --> 00:20:47,644
Well...
410
00:20:47,645 --> 00:20:49,846
Guess he'll give it to us
when he's ready.
411
00:20:49,847 --> 00:20:50,914
Yeah.
412
00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:59,089
[moaning]
413
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:06,096
Can't we
shut him up?
414
00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:07,263
We need him, bud.
415
00:21:07,264 --> 00:21:09,365
He's keepin'
the animals away.
416
00:21:11,569 --> 00:21:13,269
Don't worry
about it.
417
00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:15,105
Buck's gonna
save us.
418
00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:16,940
Believe me.
419
00:21:16,941 --> 00:21:19,476
I ought
to know, I...
420
00:21:19,477 --> 00:21:21,544
[weakly]
I trained him.
421
00:21:27,485 --> 00:21:30,721
[moaning]
422
00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:51,575
[♪]
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