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[♪]
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ go together
like a horse and carriage ♪
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♪ this, I tell you, brother ♪
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♪ you can't have one
without the other ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ it's an institute
you can't disparage ♪
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♪ ask the local gentry ♪
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♪ and they will say
it's elementary ♪
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♪ try, try ♪
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♪ try to separate them ♪
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♪ it's an illusion ♪
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♪ try, try ♪
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♪ try and you will only come ♪
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♪ to this conclusion ♪
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♪ love and marriage-- ♪
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Peg?
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Kids?
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Thank you.
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No wife, no kids...
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No pain.
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The way god intended.
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[sighs]
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Now I'm truly alive.
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Hi, honey.
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Are the kids home?
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What's it to you?
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[sighs]
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Nothing really.
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I was just thinking
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We could spend
some time together.
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[tv turns on]
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[tv shuts off]
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Isn't this nice?
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Let's have sex.
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Wait a second, peg.
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Didn't we do it
last month?
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Yeah, but let's
finish it.
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Sit up, shut up,
and brace yourself.
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[crying]
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Kids, save me!
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No one can help you, al.
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Take me on a 30-second trip
to the moon.
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Damn. It's mom's birthday.
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Kids.
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Don't ever leave me alone
with your mother again.
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How was school?
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It was fine, mom.
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This is our last week.
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Uh-oh.
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I'd better start going.
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Kelly, are you failing again?
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Say something to her, al.
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This is
no good, kelly.
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Now, go play.
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Let's not forget
we're parents.
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Now, come on, kelly,
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There must be someone at school
you can cheat off.
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You can't be a junior forever.
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Oh, the pressure!
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"kelly,
you have to go to school.
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"kelly, you have to pass.
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Kelly, you have to learn
to read."
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How am I supposed to grow up
with this hanging over my head?
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Come on now, sweetheart.
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I know you can pass.
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You're a smart girl.
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You're right, mom,
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And I will not be seen
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Sitting next
to my little brother
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In "since" class.
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That's science class, kel.
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Oh, al,
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She's trying
so hard.
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Hey, maybe what I need
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Is a smart little feeb
with no social life
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To tutor me.
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Bud, would you help me pass?
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I'll give it a shot,
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But I might have more luck
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Teaching buck
how to sing and dance.
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What subjects
do you need help in?
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I don't know.
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What classes
am I taking?
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Oh, al.
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A warm family moment.
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Now, sit up, shut up,
and brace yourself.
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Wait a second, peg.
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Remember, the kids are here.
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Now, if you wanna have sex,
they'll have to leave,
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And if you want it to be good,
you'll have to leave.
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I want us to have
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A beautiful expression
of our love.
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Now, come on.
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[gags]
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Now, let's go downstairs.
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You can put
some dirty laundry
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On the ping-pong table
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And disappoint me
as only you can.
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Well, after you, sweetheart.
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Uh-huh.
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[pounding on door]
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Peg:
Open this door, al!
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When I get outta here,
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We're gonna do it twice!
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That means
a full minute, al!
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[pounding continues]
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[al whimpering]
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I deserve
a beautiful expression
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Of our love,
you slug...
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And I'm gonna have it!
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Oh...Hi, kids.
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[sighs]
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So how's
the studying going?
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Great, we're on our way
to the library.
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Bud's really been helping me.
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We've been
studying history.
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For instance,
did you know
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That thomas jefferson's
wife was black?
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He and weezy
were poor once, you know.
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He was a real
renaissance man.
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He was an architect
and a dry cleaner.
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And a songwriter.
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Tell them, kel.
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Well, when thomas jefferson
was writing
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The declarationof independence,
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On the back,
he wrote this song...
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♪ well, I'm movin' on up ♪
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♪ to the east side ♪
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♪ to a deluxe apartment ♪
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♪ in the sky ♪
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♪ we're movin' on up ♪
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♪ movin' on up ♪
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♪ to the east side ♪
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♪ movin' on up ♪
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♪ we finally got
a piece of the pie ♪
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Junior no more,
huh, dad?
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Al, I'm worried
about kelly.
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Oh, well.
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Sit up, shut up,
and brace yourself.
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Peggy!
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There's something
disgusting going on
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In this neighborhood!
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See, peg?
Now everybody knows.
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I knew we should have
skipped foreplay.
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What happened, marce?
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It was horrible.
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I was just getting
into my nightie
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Before steve came home
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For a little
three-hour love fest.
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It's all
we have time for
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On a work night.
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Then, I saw
this hideous face
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In the window.
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It was a peeper.
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Men are slime.
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That's right.
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Here's one!
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Hi, honey.
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I thought I saw you over here.
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So, before I deck
the whole herd over there,
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What's going on?
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Steve, I was peeped.
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It was awful.
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He saw me in
all my nakedness.
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What did he see, honey?
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Did-- did he see
your jimmies?
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He saw it all, steve.
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Marcy, did they
find this guy
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Passed out in the bushes,
still twitching from fear?
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Because I mean,
just the thought of it
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Gives me
the heebie-jeebies.
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Anyway, I screamed
and ran outside.
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The neighborhood women
came to my aid,
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And guess what?
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He's been peeping
all over the neighborhood.
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We've got ourselves
a serial peeper.
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He peeped me last night.
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Oh!
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He peeped you?
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Yes. It was horrible.
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How was it for you?
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Al...
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Please.
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The fat and unattractive
have rights too.
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So do the beautiful.
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I was peeped too.
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The beast!
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Could you show us what he saw?
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This swine must be stopped...
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Yes!
Right.
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And we are just
the babes to do it.
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That's right!
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Yeah, no man
looks at me and lives.
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You said a mouthful.
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Let's lynch him!
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That's it.
String him up, yes.
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All right, but before
we hang him,
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We'll bring him to my garage.
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We have a stereo there
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That we can use
to cover his screams,
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And a-screamin' he will be.
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I know a toenail
doesn't seem like much,
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But when peeled slowly away
from the peeper's body
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With a pair of rusty tweezers...
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Then justice will finally belong
to the peepees!
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All: Yes!
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Uh...Marcy.
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What about the big boys?
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Did he see them too?
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Steve, how could he
see the jimmies
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And not see
the big boys?
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Now, shut up.
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All right, then,
are we all together
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On the slow
and brutal death
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Of this man?
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All: Oh, yes!
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What about you, peggy?
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Well, sure.
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He must be st--
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He peeped you too?
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Is there anyone
this guy hasn't peeped?
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Just you and old lady mcginty.
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Old lady: Something
must be done.
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I've just been peeped!
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[all gasp]
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Oh, al.
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Nobody wants to peep me.
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Hold me.
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Well, nobody wants
to hold you, either.
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Al, he's looking at me.
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No, peg.
It's an owl.
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Yeah, he's seen you.
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He's spinning
out of control.
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Now he's down.
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Well, you've killed.
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Can we shut the window now?
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Al, tell me
the truth.
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I'm losing my looks,
aren't I?
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No!
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Oh, you're
just saying that
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Because you know
that's what I want to hear.
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Now, tell me the truth.
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Am I losing my looks?
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Yes.
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You pig.
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You know I'm down.
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The least
you could do is lie.
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Well, come on, honey,
sit down here a second.
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He can't see me
if I'm sitting down.
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Peg, look.
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This guy
is obviously crazy.
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00:12:04,656 --> 00:12:07,124
I mean, he must be crazy
if he won't look at you.
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You've got it all, peg.
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Aw.
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Like what, al?
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You know, like...
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I don't know.
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I just said it
because I'm tired.
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Look, al.
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I let you sleep
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Through the conception
of our two children,
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But not this time.
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No one is going to sleep
until I get peeped.
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Well, peg,
maybe it's just because
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We're up here
on the second floor and all,
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And it's hard
to get up here to look.
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That's no excuse.
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I left a ladder
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And milk and cookies
on the ledge.
273
00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:48,298
Hi, dad. Hi, mom.
274
00:12:48,299 --> 00:12:49,700
How's the studying
coming?
275
00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,068
Great.
276
00:12:51,069 --> 00:12:55,439
Kelly, tell mom and dad
the theory of relativity.
277
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,608
Mom and dad
are my relatives,
278
00:12:57,609 --> 00:13:00,210
Therefore, I am.
279
00:13:04,983 --> 00:13:07,084
That's terrific, honey.
280
00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:09,387
Bud, can I talk to you
for a second over here?
281
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:11,054
From now on,
282
00:13:11,055 --> 00:13:13,524
I'm going to be
kelly bundy, senior...
283
00:13:13,525 --> 00:13:16,126
Not just a name
on the bathroom wall.
284
00:13:17,929 --> 00:13:18,929
[sighs]
285
00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:19,930
[patting on bed]
286
00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:21,064
Now, son,
287
00:13:21,065 --> 00:13:22,666
I know you're having fun
with your sister,
288
00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:28,005
Her being, well,
a dullard and all...
289
00:13:28,006 --> 00:13:29,807
But if kelly doesn't
get out of high school,
290
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,475
She'll never leave home.
291
00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:33,944
Then daddy will never
get his own room.
292
00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:35,012
If that happens,
293
00:13:35,013 --> 00:13:37,247
I just might run amok
in alphabetical order.
294
00:13:37,248 --> 00:13:41,051
Do you understand, bud?
295
00:13:43,988 --> 00:13:45,856
I think I understand.
296
00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:51,662
So, no "shakespeare,
the friendly ghost"?
297
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:59,069
No "I dream of lincoln"?
298
00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:01,004
No, bud.
299
00:14:01,005 --> 00:14:03,741
Why did you have me?
300
00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:06,577
Peg, why did we have him?
301
00:14:06,578 --> 00:14:08,813
Peg!
302
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:11,749
I have cookies.
303
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:12,750
[sighs]
304
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:15,486
He's not coming.
305
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:17,855
Nobody wants
to look at me.
306
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:21,191
Nobody wants me.
307
00:14:21,192 --> 00:14:23,928
Nobody loves me!
308
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,796
[wailing]
309
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:37,808
Al: You know whatyou have to do, cowboy.
310
00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:42,880
I care about you, pooky.
311
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,851
Really, al?
312
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:50,754
Oh, yes.
313
00:14:50,755 --> 00:14:52,723
Do I ever.
314
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:55,960
Just seeing you
over there by the window...
315
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,462
Really turns me on.
316
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,768
Come to daddy.
317
00:15:04,769 --> 00:15:08,305
Oh, al!
318
00:15:08,306 --> 00:15:11,208
Oh, god.
319
00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:13,744
Well, it's not my fault.
320
00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:17,781
I'm sure he'll peep me
in his own good time.
321
00:15:17,782 --> 00:15:20,117
Goodbye, mom.
322
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:22,753
Well, the peeper
323
00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:24,655
Is still working
the neighborhood.
324
00:15:24,656 --> 00:15:30,460
Everyone has been peeped twice,
and here I am, peepless.
325
00:15:30,461 --> 00:15:33,096
Oh, peg.
326
00:15:33,097 --> 00:15:35,499
Seeing you sitting there
by the phone
327
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,002
Really turns me on.
328
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:42,105
Oh, shut up, al.
329
00:15:42,106 --> 00:15:44,775
You think I'm really satisfied
hearing you say,
330
00:15:44,776 --> 00:15:47,711
"twenty-eight, 29, 30,
I'm out of here"?
331
00:15:54,686 --> 00:15:56,554
Now, I'm going upstairs
332
00:15:56,555 --> 00:16:01,592
To try on some clothes
in the window.
333
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:04,562
Maybe I ought to get a job
in the bomb squad.
334
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,530
At least then there'd be hope.
335
00:16:06,531 --> 00:16:07,998
Hey, dad.
336
00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:08,999
What are you doing?
337
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,670
Sitting by
the dock of the bay...
338
00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:15,739
Wasting time.
339
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:16,941
Is she learning anything?
340
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:20,044
Kelly.
341
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:21,946
What's the
bill of rights?
342
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,315
The first 10 amendments
to the constitution.
343
00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:28,018
What are the three
main types of clouds?
344
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:29,319
There are three--
345
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,456
Cumulus, cirrus,
and stratus.
346
00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:34,792
What is a synapse?
347
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:35,793
The junction...
348
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,394
A microscopic gap,
actually,
349
00:16:37,395 --> 00:16:40,998
Of two neighboring
neurons or nerve cells.
350
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,404
That's incredible.
351
00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:48,538
Good job, bud.
352
00:16:48,539 --> 00:16:50,674
Thanks, dad...
353
00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:52,743
But, uh...
354
00:16:52,744 --> 00:16:54,678
There is one slight problem.
355
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:56,747
See, if you take
a gallon of knowledge
356
00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:59,950
And pour it
into a shot-glass of a brain,
357
00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:02,586
You're gonna spill some.
358
00:17:02,587 --> 00:17:03,854
In other words,
359
00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:06,624
Certain basic information
had to be sacrificed.
360
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,625
Like what?
361
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:08,726
[doorbell rings]
362
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,227
What was that?
363
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,104
The doorbell.
364
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,840
Oh.
365
00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:25,342
Who's the old guy?
366
00:17:28,579 --> 00:17:29,647
That's dad.
367
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:33,117
Oh.
368
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,252
Are you our dog?
369
00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:45,262
[doorbell rings]
370
00:17:45,263 --> 00:17:46,797
Doorbell.
371
00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:54,404
Al, I got a problem.
372
00:17:54,405 --> 00:17:57,808
This peeping tom thing
is ruining my marriage.
373
00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,609
Marcy's so upset,
374
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:01,545
She hasn't let me
have sex with her
375
00:18:01,546 --> 00:18:02,546
For five days.
376
00:18:02,547 --> 00:18:04,848
Well, it could be worse.
377
00:18:04,849 --> 00:18:07,551
I've had sex with mine
for five straight days.
378
00:18:07,552 --> 00:18:09,053
Only way
I get through it
379
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,454
Is to put a little tv
on the pillow next to her
380
00:18:11,455 --> 00:18:14,324
So I can watch
get smart.
381
00:18:16,928 --> 00:18:19,196
Well, I like
having sex with marcy.
382
00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:20,397
Without sex,
I might as well
383
00:18:20,398 --> 00:18:24,534
Live with my mother
and be happy.
384
00:18:24,535 --> 00:18:25,535
At least
in the morning,
385
00:18:25,536 --> 00:18:27,871
I get my juice
and vitamin in bed.
386
00:18:27,872 --> 00:18:30,708
Really?
387
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,509
My mom would just
light me up a lucky
388
00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:34,444
And send me
off to school.
389
00:18:36,681 --> 00:18:38,082
But help me, steve.
390
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,283
I can't go on
having sex with my wife.
391
00:18:40,284 --> 00:18:43,353
I can't go on
having sex without mine.
392
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,631
Peggy:
Peeper's not coming.
393
00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:58,535
Oh, god.
I need a man.
394
00:18:58,536 --> 00:19:00,237
Let me see.
395
00:19:00,238 --> 00:19:01,772
Oh, well.
396
00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:02,639
Al!
397
00:19:04,675 --> 00:19:07,077
Oh, take it easy, al.
398
00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:08,612
Once peggy gets peeped,
399
00:19:08,613 --> 00:19:10,513
Things will be
back to normal...
400
00:19:10,514 --> 00:19:13,951
Whatever that may be
around this house.
401
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,185
Peggy: Al!
402
00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:17,721
Oh, sweetums...
403
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:26,230
You know whatyou have to do now, cowboy.
404
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:29,599
Peggy:
♪ love for sale ♪
405
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,501
♪ tantalizing young-- ♪
406
00:19:31,502 --> 00:19:34,404
[gargles and spits]
407
00:19:34,405 --> 00:19:36,907
♪ love for sale ♪
408
00:19:57,061 --> 00:20:01,364
Whoo...
409
00:20:01,365 --> 00:20:04,401
Whoo!
410
00:20:04,402 --> 00:20:06,536
Peep, peep, peep.
411
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,974
Peeper here.
412
00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:16,413
Hmm. Cookies.
413
00:20:28,426 --> 00:20:30,894
Peep, peep.
414
00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:36,300
Aw, the hell with it.
415
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:37,301
Women:
There he is!
416
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:38,501
It's him!
417
00:20:38,502 --> 00:20:40,003
Marcy:
Let's get him, girls.
418
00:20:40,004 --> 00:20:41,571
Woman:
Get the gasoline!
419
00:20:41,572 --> 00:20:44,107
Help, help!
420
00:20:44,108 --> 00:20:47,477
Peeper, peeper!
421
00:20:47,478 --> 00:20:48,578
It's about time.
422
00:20:48,579 --> 00:20:50,080
How dare you?
423
00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:51,648
[screams]
424
00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:55,252
Marcy:
Now we've got you!
425
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:57,587
Start it up, girls.
426
00:20:57,588 --> 00:20:58,588
[chainsaw buzzing]
427
00:20:58,589 --> 00:21:00,790
[al screams]
428
00:21:08,432 --> 00:21:10,868
Oh, honey, that was
so sweet of you
429
00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:12,069
To pretend to be
the peeper
430
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,137
Just to make me
feel good.
431
00:21:14,138 --> 00:21:15,138
[sighs]
432
00:21:15,139 --> 00:21:16,673
Well, great news.
433
00:21:16,674 --> 00:21:17,674
Last night,
434
00:21:17,675 --> 00:21:19,676
While you were
in intensive care,
435
00:21:19,677 --> 00:21:22,612
I finally got peeped
by the real peeper.
436
00:21:22,613 --> 00:21:24,081
Isn't that great?
437
00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:25,082
I'm so happy for you.
438
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,816
Mm, mm...Tooth.
439
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:33,690
Oh, and by the way, honey,
440
00:21:33,691 --> 00:21:35,558
The neighborhood women
really feel bad
441
00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:38,228
About setting you
on fire like that.
442
00:21:38,229 --> 00:21:39,429
That's okay.
443
00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:41,865
I'm just sorry I kept
going out on them.
444
00:21:41,866 --> 00:21:45,235
Must have been
all that sweat.
445
00:21:46,771 --> 00:21:47,871
Folks...
446
00:21:47,872 --> 00:21:51,275
A big welcome for kelly bundy...
447
00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:53,576
Senior.
448
00:21:53,577 --> 00:21:54,644
I passed!
449
00:21:54,645 --> 00:21:55,946
Peggy: Oh!
450
00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:57,948
Ow.
451
00:21:57,949 --> 00:21:59,049
Thank god,
452
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:01,451
I don't have to
study ever again.
453
00:22:01,452 --> 00:22:02,920
I'm a senior.
454
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:03,921
Oh, man,
455
00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:06,756
Two more years,
and I graduate.
456
00:22:06,757 --> 00:22:09,092
Oh, honey, this calls
for a real celebration.
457
00:22:09,093 --> 00:22:10,093
Let's go out.
458
00:22:10,094 --> 00:22:11,494
Oh, yeah.
Yeah!
459
00:22:11,495 --> 00:22:12,996
Can somebody bring me
my medicine here?
460
00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:13,997
Let's spend
daddy's money.
461
00:22:13,998 --> 00:22:15,132
Daddy's money!
462
00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:16,733
The painkiller's
wearing off over here.
463
00:22:18,636 --> 00:22:21,972
Oh, the hell with them.
464
00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:23,073
At least I'm alone.
465
00:22:23,074 --> 00:22:24,942
Now I can relax.
466
00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:45,429
[♪]
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