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Last week on
married with children,
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Peggy was excited about goingto their high school reunion,
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Because she was sureshe'd be named reunion queen.
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Al was excited too.
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Meanwhile the kidsare starving.
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Peggy's competitionfor the crown
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Is her old high school rival:Connie bender.
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Al meets his rival, jack,
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Who wantsto pick up the fight
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They never hadin high school.
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At the reunion, peggy learnedconnie has bought enough votes
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To win the crown,
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And it looks likepeggy's not going to be queen.
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The kids are stillstarving.
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And now, married with children
continues.
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Getting
a second chin?
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Getting a second
forehead?
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Gee, peggy,
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I hope this doesn't ruin
the reunion for you.
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Oh, don't worry,
connie.
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Seeing you look this old
more than makes up for it.
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Come on, jack.
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They're serving
the shrimp cups.
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See you at
my coronation, wanker.
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She still smells
like a bunch of men.
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Oh, al.
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I'm not gonna
be reunion queen.
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I'll never know what it feels
like to wear that crown.
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I'll never know
what it feels like
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To have warm eggs and hot coffee
in my own home...
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So you'll pardon me
if I don't feel your sorrow.
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Ten bucks says al bundy
can drive his head
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Right through the door.
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Oh, no.
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Aw, hey, big al!
Al: Eli!
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How are you, al?
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It's good to see you.
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Hello, peggy.
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Don't touch me, eli.
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Okay. No problem.
No problem.
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You know,
you marrying peg
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Was the only bet
I ever lost.
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Me too.
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So, what are you doing
these days, eli?
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I'm a psychiatrist.
What do you do?
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A garbage salesman.
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Ah, that's great.
That's great. Come on.
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Say, why don't you say hello
to the gang.
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They're sitting
over there.
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I'm sitting
with the jocks.
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Why don't you
join them, huh?
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Oh, after you.
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Ooh, and after...
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Bundy! Bundy!
Bundy!
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Al, how you
doing?
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Jimbo.
Yeah.
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Rick.
Yeah!
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Ah...
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Uh...
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Speedy.
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How you doing, al?
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[coughs]
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Gee, speedy,
you're looking great.
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Exercise.
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I'm a golfer.
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You look like you could
still play football, al, huh?
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How do you
stay in shape?
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Running from peg
on sex nights.
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Al. Al.
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You want to see
something funny?
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You remember
the nerds,
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Tyrone
and milton?
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The guy who used to
eat his pen?
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Look at him over there
with the other nerds,
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Still sitting
together.
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You should have done
your own homework, guys!
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Aw, eat your pen,
milton.
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Hey, peggy.
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Did you hear connie bender's
gonna be reunion queen?
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Hey, speedy. Did you hear
there's a new invention?
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It's called breath spray.
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Now, I'm gonna go try to get
some more votes for queen.
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You guys just sit back
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And reminisce
about being human.
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Oh, and don't you do
anything stupid.
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Ugh!
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Don't worry,
beautiful.
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I'll keep
an eye on him.
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Say, al.
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I just happen to have
this nail here.
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Ten bucks says
bundy can drive it
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Through this table
with his head.
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Aw, come on, guys.
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I don't do that
kind of thing anymore.
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I'm an adult now.
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Oh, hey...
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What happened?
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Your head ain't as hard
as it used to be?
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Huh, al? Huh?
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Place your bets.
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All right.
Come on.
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Well, the boot soup
is almost ready.
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Let it simmer,
kel.
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I've got a plan.
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Now, you know
what they have
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At reunions,
don't you?
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A lot of old drunks
to roll?
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Food, bimbostein.
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We're gonna crash
this party
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And get some
for ourselves.
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They'll never
let us in.
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We're under 80.
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[doorbell rings]
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I'll take care
of that.
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Now, we just need
some information.
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And I know the two
all-day suckers
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Who can give it to us.
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Mr. And mrs. Rhoades.
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Good of you to come.
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You said you needed some help
with your homework?
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Yes. Do either of you know
anything about ancient history?
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Why, yes we do.
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Tell us about
the 1960s.
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Well, strife
was rampant
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Because of
the civil war.
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But then came
electricity,
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And before
you know it,
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Marcie and I
went home.
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Come on, marcie.
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Oh, now, steve.
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Their little minds are
reaching out for knowledge.
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Why, of course
we remember the '60s.
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And, oh, what a time it was.
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Incense and peppermints.
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Young republican meetings.
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Yeah. We cared
about things
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In those days, kids.
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I remember protesting
the dress code
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In our school.
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I still remember
the principal's face
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When we all took the pennies
out of our loafers
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And wore our shirts
out of our pants.
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And, if that
wasn't enough,
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One day, I even put
a little dimple in my tie.
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He's a rebel,
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And he'll never ever
be any good.
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We may be asking
the wrong people.
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We're gonna have to go
to the library.
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Well, there goes
another thing
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I said I'd never do.
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Well, yes, I do need
the votes,
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But, um, I don't
do that anymore.
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But could you
vote for me anyway?
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Votes. Votes. Votes.
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Thelma!
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Thelma mckecknie.
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Remember me?
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Peggy wanker.
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Candidate
for reunion queen.
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How you been?
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Oh, I've been
fine.
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I've pretty much recovered
from your stealing teddy,
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My high-school sweetheart
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And the only man
I've ever loved.
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Of course, you dumped him
a week later.
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You stole
my boyfriend.
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You stole
my boyfriend.
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You stole
my father.
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A-ha. Well,
just to let you know,
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I'm running for
reunion queen
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And I would really
appreciate your vote.
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Ah.
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I guess this is
a connie table, huh?
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Oh, al.
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It's no use.
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I've worked the room
for over an hour,
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And I've lost
three votes.
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Connie's gonna be
reunion queen.
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By the way, honey,
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How'd you hurt
your forehead?
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Um...
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Shaving.
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This is never
going to work, bud.
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It's not bud.
Moonbeam.
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Tonight my name
is moonbeam,
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And your name
is piece.
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P-I-e-c-e.
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Now, act cool.
Okay.
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Groovy.
Groovy.
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Groovy.
Groovy.
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Groovy.
Groovy.
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Groovy.
Groovy.
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Bud, didn't they say
anything besides "groovy"
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Back in the '60s?
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Well, girls like you
still said, "come and get it."
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Let me check through
my '60s vocabulary book.
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Hey, bro.
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Power to the people.
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Free huey.
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And dewey
and louie too.
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You know, kel,
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Sometimes I think
I can actually hear
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Your brain
come to a halt.
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Come on.
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Love.
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Aquarius.
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Hair.
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The answer, my friend,
is blowin' in the wind.
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00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:03,234
Turn on, tune in,
kill whitey.
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00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:08,806
Al, tell us again
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About your
winning touchdown
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00:10:10,141 --> 00:10:12,710
For the city
championship.
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00:10:12,711 --> 00:10:15,379
Well, I don't know if I can
remember that much about it.
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Let's see.
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Uh...
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It was November 17th,
4:40 p.M.
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Wind coming out
of the southeast
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At 12 miles per hour,
gusting up to 30.
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00:10:24,723 --> 00:10:26,757
Al, let's go home.
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00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:29,760
Peg, home is
where the horror is.
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00:10:29,761 --> 00:10:31,262
Now, I'm talking
to hooter.
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Vicky.
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00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:33,864
Vi-vicky here.
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00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:39,103
Now, why don't you
go run for something?
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00:10:39,104 --> 00:10:42,806
You know, queen,
a man, a bus.
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00:10:42,807 --> 00:10:44,308
With grim
determination,
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I strode out
onto the field.
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Oh, peggy.
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I see you're
a little down.
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Let me make you
feel better.
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I'll only be queen
for one night, but you...
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00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:05,896
Why, you've got your whole life
to be nothing.
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00:11:07,098 --> 00:11:08,332
Feel better?
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'cause I know I do.
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00:11:10,769 --> 00:11:13,070
[band playing rock]
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♪ what becomes
of the broken-hearted ♪
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♪ who had hope
that once departed? ♪
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00:11:22,247 --> 00:11:25,015
♪ I know I know
I've got to find ♪
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♪ some kind of peace
of mind... ♪
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Oh, mr. Bundy,
you are so magnificent.
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[grunts]
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00:11:40,365 --> 00:11:43,668
Did you really give up
a chance to play for the bears
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00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:45,169
For your wife?
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00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:48,105
Yeah. I figured if I'm gonna
take a kick to the groin,
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00:11:48,106 --> 00:11:49,907
Might as well be
for love.
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00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:54,779
You're a very
lucky woman.
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00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,915
Are you allowed
to vote for queen?
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00:11:57,916 --> 00:11:58,916
No.
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00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:00,284
Then shut up.
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00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:03,754
[plays guitar riff]
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00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:10,260
Hello, everyone.
Yeah, it's me: Tim potter.
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00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:13,764
You'll remember me as president
of the senior class
254
00:12:13,765 --> 00:12:16,600
And now
of tim's mortuary.
255
00:12:19,671 --> 00:12:21,505
Anyway, I know you're all
anxiously awaiting
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The vote
for reunion queen.
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00:12:23,408 --> 00:12:25,008
Well, there's just
20 minutes left
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For you to get your ballots
in the old box here.
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00:12:28,012 --> 00:12:31,014
And for the lucky gal
who's elected queen,
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00:12:31,015 --> 00:12:33,517
We'll bury you
at half price.
261
00:12:33,518 --> 00:12:35,519
Of course we won't
bury you very deep.
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00:12:39,524 --> 00:12:42,460
You know, peg, I'm having
the time of my life.
263
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:45,429
Being married to you,
I forgot how great I was.
264
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:48,499
Why, oh, why did I
leave high school?
265
00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:51,335
You were 30, al.
266
00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:04,348
Long time between
feedings, huh?
267
00:13:09,888 --> 00:13:12,456
Long time between lovings,
too, sweet thang.
268
00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:17,395
Give it up.
269
00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:19,329
You'd be eating alone
in a women's prison.
270
00:13:22,934 --> 00:13:25,202
Andy? Lola?
271
00:13:25,203 --> 00:13:28,138
God, you two
haven't changed a bit.
272
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:32,710
It's milton. Remember?
273
00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:35,212
I eat my pen.
274
00:13:35,213 --> 00:13:37,347
Get lost, geek.
275
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,618
You haven't
changed a bit.
276
00:13:43,555 --> 00:13:46,056
Well, I'm gonna be an adult
about this.
277
00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:48,058
Connie's gonna be
reunion queen,
278
00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:51,562
So I'm just going to
be happy for the old scuzzbag.
279
00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,063
What's that smell?
280
00:13:53,064 --> 00:13:55,766
Do they let cattle
in here?
281
00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:59,904
Oh, hi, connie.
282
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,872
Piggy...
283
00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,441
I see you've got
a good seat
284
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,075
For my coronation.
285
00:14:05,076 --> 00:14:07,411
We will need
a red carpet, though.
286
00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:09,413
Can we use your hair?
287
00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:11,081
Everything but
the roots, I mean.
288
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,419
Well, if you need
a rug,
289
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:18,288
You could always
shave your back, hon.
290
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,928
Hey, al, I've done
a lot of thinking
291
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,930
About this rivalry
that we have
292
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,599
And I think
the whole thing is silly.
293
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,602
Truth is, I can't
think of a damn thing
294
00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:33,871
You can do
better than me.
295
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:37,975
Well, why don't you ask
your wife about that, jack?
296
00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:48,619
All right, bundy.
Bottom line...
297
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:51,388
You know that fight
we were supposed to have
298
00:14:51,389 --> 00:14:52,723
After graduation?
299
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,224
I'm starting
to realize
300
00:14:54,225 --> 00:14:56,727
That maybe you
didn't hurt yourself
301
00:14:56,728 --> 00:14:58,562
Jumping over that mustang.
302
00:14:58,563 --> 00:15:02,366
I think you
just punked out.
303
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,138
Say good night, jack.
304
00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:12,409
Sit down, mongo.
You promised
305
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:15,779
If I brought you here,
no fighting.
306
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,248
Oh, I'm sorry, peg. I must
have got a little carried away.
307
00:15:18,249 --> 00:15:20,951
Yeah, see, for a moment there,
I thought I was a man.
308
00:15:22,253 --> 00:15:24,889
Tim:
Kids, get those last votes in.
309
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:28,125
We tally the count and crown
the queen in one minute.
310
00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:29,960
Hey, bundy!
311
00:15:29,961 --> 00:15:31,629
[imitates
chickens clucking]
312
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:34,431
[trio imitating
chickens clucking]
313
00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:36,500
Give a lady a seat.
314
00:15:41,372 --> 00:15:44,875
Well, you know, peg,
it's like I told you
315
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:48,378
On our wedding night
when you woke me up.
316
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:51,615
You sure know how
to ruin a good time.
317
00:15:55,186 --> 00:15:56,587
You know, al.
318
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:59,089
I'm not gonna come out
a winner tonight,
319
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:01,625
But at least you can.
320
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:03,627
You want him?
321
00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:05,362
Go get him.
322
00:16:26,851 --> 00:16:27,785
Let's rock.
323
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,828
Fight! Fight!
20 bucks on bundy.
324
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,164
Good luck, honey.
325
00:16:41,165 --> 00:16:44,101
And remember,
I'm right behind you.
326
00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:46,770
Smash him! Crash him!
327
00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:48,271
Beat his face in!
328
00:16:48,272 --> 00:16:52,309
But, honey,
take your time about it...
329
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:55,779
'cause I got
a little something to do.
330
00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:05,455
Kelly?
331
00:17:05,456 --> 00:17:06,824
Bud?
332
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:15,565
Wow! The colors.
The colors.
333
00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:19,903
No, you're just having
cherry pie flashbacks.
334
00:17:21,606 --> 00:17:22,640
Ride it out.
335
00:17:24,408 --> 00:17:27,477
I'm ashamed of you.
Sneaking out like that.
336
00:17:27,478 --> 00:17:30,280
Is that the way
I brought you up?
337
00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:31,782
By the way,
338
00:17:31,783 --> 00:17:34,484
Bud, honey,
can you pick a lock?
339
00:17:34,485 --> 00:17:35,986
Yup.
340
00:17:35,987 --> 00:17:37,688
And a nose.
341
00:17:39,824 --> 00:17:40,924
Okay, good.
342
00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:42,726
It's this way.
Come with me.
343
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:44,528
[crowd cheering outside]
344
00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:45,562
[al grunts]
345
00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:46,697
What's daddy
doing?
346
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:48,231
Oh, playing
with his friends.
347
00:17:48,232 --> 00:17:49,299
Now, hurry up.
348
00:17:53,938 --> 00:17:56,940
A pathetic little lock,
wouldn't you say, kel?
349
00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:58,441
Yeah,
a jacobsen 360.
350
00:17:58,442 --> 00:18:00,978
Single barrel,
two tumblers.
351
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:02,612
Why didn't they
just lock it
352
00:18:02,613 --> 00:18:04,314
With a piece
of gum?
353
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:09,053
Tweezers.
354
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,154
Tweezers.
355
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,823
Have you guys
done this before?
356
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:13,757
No.
357
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:16,293
Graphite.
358
00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:17,494
Graphite.
359
00:18:17,495 --> 00:18:19,663
I'm gonna go see how
your daddy's doing.
360
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,134
[crowd clamoring outside]
361
00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:27,470
You can do it,
honey!
362
00:18:27,471 --> 00:18:29,506
[al yelling indistinctly]
363
00:18:31,475 --> 00:18:34,444
Take your time, al.
It's not sex.
364
00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:42,986
How's it going,
kids?
365
00:18:42,987 --> 00:18:45,222
Viola!
Oh.
366
00:18:45,223 --> 00:18:47,725
Um, it's voilà,
kel.
367
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,727
Hey, I failed
spanish, okay?
368
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,428
Quiet,
you two.
369
00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:53,797
Mommy's got
an election to fix.
370
00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:59,703
[crowd clamoring outside]
371
00:18:59,704 --> 00:19:02,405
Hurry up, mom.
They're coming back.
372
00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:06,143
Who won? Who won?
373
00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:20,858
Crowd [chanting]:
Bundy! Bundy!
374
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,059
Dad!
375
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,393
Bundy! Bundy!
376
00:19:23,394 --> 00:19:25,229
Bundy! Bundy!
377
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,396
Bundy! Bundy! Bundy!
378
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:34,604
Well, I knew
you could do it, al.
379
00:19:34,605 --> 00:19:36,640
Buddy, you just
bought me a car.
380
00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:39,143
Here's a dollar.
Go buy yourself a tooth.
381
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:42,846
Oh, al, I just knew
you could do it.
382
00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:44,581
Are you okay, honey?
383
00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:46,349
Well, actually, peg--
384
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,551
Shh! They're gonna
announce the queen.
385
00:19:48,552 --> 00:19:51,588
All right! That was
some fight, huh?
386
00:19:51,589 --> 00:19:53,090
And speaking of fights,
387
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,592
It's time to pick
a queen.
388
00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:57,995
You know, peg, I really
think I need a doctor.
389
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,263
Shh!
390
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,131
God, it's always
you, you, you.
391
00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:04,501
Why didn't I
leave you at home?
392
00:20:04,502 --> 00:20:06,870
Let's have our four queen
finalists up here, please.
393
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,377
Connie:
I'm so happy
to be nominated.
394
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:18,648
Gee, I wonder
who it'll be.
395
00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:20,150
Good luck, peggy.
396
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:22,085
Good luck, connie.
397
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:27,657
And our polk high
reunion queen is...
398
00:20:27,658 --> 00:20:30,060
Larry fleishman.
399
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:31,028
Yes!
400
00:20:33,331 --> 00:20:35,332
Throw out an anchor,
fleishman.
401
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:36,700
I'm just kidding.
402
00:20:39,403 --> 00:20:40,804
Okay, really...
403
00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:42,206
The winner is--
404
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,407
And by a landslide--
405
00:20:44,408 --> 00:20:45,843
Every boy's fantasy,
406
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,611
Every mother's
nightmare,
407
00:20:48,612 --> 00:20:51,081
Peggy wanker bundy!
408
00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:52,449
[cheers, applause]
409
00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:54,184
Bundy! Bundy!
410
00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:55,552
Bundy! Bundy!
411
00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:56,686
Me?
412
00:20:56,687 --> 00:20:58,255
Me? I...
413
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:02,860
I just don't know
what to say.
414
00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,262
Out of my way,
she-dog.
415
00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:10,567
And now the queen
will dance
416
00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:12,702
The spotlight dance
with her king.
417
00:21:16,207 --> 00:21:18,175
[band playing romantic melody]
418
00:21:19,677 --> 00:21:22,012
Oh, al.
419
00:21:22,013 --> 00:21:24,381
This is the best night
of my life.
420
00:21:24,382 --> 00:21:26,449
That's great, peg,
but, you know,
421
00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:28,018
I really think
I'm hurt bad.
422
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,588
Oh, honey, this is
such a beautiful moment.
423
00:21:31,589 --> 00:21:33,823
Don't spoil it
with your whining.
424
00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:38,128
You know,
I really am lucky.
425
00:21:38,129 --> 00:21:40,430
Out of all
the guys here,
426
00:21:40,431 --> 00:21:42,366
You're the best one.
427
00:21:45,736 --> 00:21:47,871
Aren't you gonna say
the same to me?
428
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,474
Was the go-go dancer
in our class, peg?
429
00:21:53,344 --> 00:21:54,978
No, al.
430
00:21:54,979 --> 00:21:58,015
Then I married the prettiest
girl in school.
431
00:21:58,016 --> 00:22:00,183
Oh, al.
432
00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:10,794
Honey, you know
what would top
433
00:22:10,795 --> 00:22:13,230
This night off
just perfectly?
434
00:22:15,366 --> 00:22:16,833
Oh, no.
435
00:22:18,569 --> 00:22:20,103
Aw, come on.
436
00:22:20,104 --> 00:22:22,605
You can't tell me
you don't want to.
437
00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:25,108
What's that
in your pocket?
438
00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:29,479
My rib.
439
00:22:44,028 --> 00:22:45,829
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