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[♪]
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[door slams]
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Nuh!
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Peg!
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Dinner!
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Peg no home.
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She go shop.
We no eat.
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Kelly, why don't you cook up
old dad something to eat?
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Daddy, I am practically a woman.
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I don't cook.
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Why don't you just do
what I do when I get hungry?
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Get a date.
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And slit your skirt
up to your chin.
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Bud, you don't date.
How do you eat?
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Well, just like
the proud indian,
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I've learned
to live off the land.
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Now, for instance, well,
let me show you what I mean.
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Now...
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You see this crack
between the stove and the wall?
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Every now and then,
I'll find, say...A fuzzy m&m.
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Now...
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You just peel
the protective coating,
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And you've got a nice little
dose of simple carbohydrates,
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And don't throw away
that colorful shell.
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It makes a hearty base for soup.
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Well, then, I'll get the hanger,
and a little piece of gum,
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And a-hunting we will go.
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Oh, hi, kelly.
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Honey, help me hide these
before your father gets home.
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Oh, ha ha.
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Hi, al.
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Thanks, peg.
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I had a french fry on the hook,
and you made me drop it.
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It'll be there tomorrow.
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You know, I have a bone
to pick with you, al.
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There wouldn't be
any meat on it, would there?
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No.
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I am really upset.
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I went shopping today.
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You know, spending here,
spending there,
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To warm up
to some serious shopping.
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Well, just when
I was loose and ready...
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Bam! You ran out of money.
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Look at these bags.
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This is what you make, al.
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All of it.
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I must be
the most patient woman on earth.
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Kids, I am sorry
you had to hear this.
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Oh, I wasn't listening, mom.
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Oh, um, dad, could we have
some money to go out to dinner?
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Kids, today's Thursday.
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You know
we don't eat till Friday.
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Al, you are a total disgrace.
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Come here, kids.
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Here you go.
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You can always depend on mom.
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Thanks, mom.
Thanks, mom.
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There. You happy, al?
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Now, I'm broke too.
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Well, we may as well
face it.
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We just can't make it as
a single income family anymore.
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Me and the girls
talked about it over lunch,
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And we all agree,
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You'll just have to
get a second job.
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You're that afraid
I'll live out the year, peg?
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What's wrong
with you getting a second job?
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Peg, let me state this
as clearly as I can.
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I would rather rip off my nose
with a can opener.
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I would rather
bob for apples in a sewer.
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I would rather have a catheter
the size of a garden hose...
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Before I get another job
to pay for your shopping.
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Think it over.
We'll talk about it later.
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Damn ants got the gum.
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I have to get
one of my fishing rods.
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Oh, and peg,
by the way,
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Have I told you today
that I loved you?
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No, al.
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Hi, peggy.
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I know it's dinner time,
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But I wanted to catch you
before you called in your order.
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Gee, I'm glad you're here.
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I am working on a way
to increase our income.
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Oh, you looking
for a job?
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Oh, come on.
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It's for al.
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He really needs a second job.
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I mean, he comes home from work,
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And has nothing to do
but sit back and watch that tv.
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That's no kind of life
for a man.
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This should revitalize him.
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Hey!
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"chicken plucker."
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Pays more than a shoe salesman.
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Uh-oh.
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"must have good personality."
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Oh, well.
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Hmm, "sperm donors."
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Whoops. They want someone
with experience.
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You know,
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I have a friend that runs
a pit-bull-training school.
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Does al have a protective cup?
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What for?
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I'll put it down as a maybe.
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Yeah, well,
think about it.
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He could
work his way up
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To the guy with
the tranquilizer gun.
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Mm, I don't know.
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Al's aim
isn't very good.
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You've seen
our bathroom.
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And your children.
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Now, this looks perfect.
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"no skills,
no experience,
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No brain required."
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Well, that's everything
but his name.
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Listen.
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"the patty brite company
is looking for you
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"to distribute
an exciting new line
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"of patty brite cosmetics.
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"unlimited
growth potential,
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Work in your own home,
earn lots of s's."
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Those are dollar signs, peg.
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Even better!
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Then it's settled.
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Al is gonna be a patty girl.
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Don't you think you
should check with al?
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Hey.
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I did not have two children
checking with al.
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Generally, we feel
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You are your own
best advertisement,
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So we like our patty girls
to wear our cosmetics.
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Would your husband have
a problem wearing makeup?
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Madam, my husband
sells women's shoes.
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Oh.
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Well, at least
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That shows
he'll do anything.
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Ugh...
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Very good.
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And, after a few months
of selling patty products,
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He'll be able
to dump that day job.
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I dumped my day job.
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What was your day job?
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Phone sex.
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You make that much?
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Oh, this is too good for al.
Tell me more.
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Well, there are
the patty parties.
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You go to parties?
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That's the job.
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You see,
you throw parties,
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Have your friends over,
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Then watch the products
sell themselves
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While you just sit
and do nothing.
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Well, I can do that.
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And to think
I was just giving it away.
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Well, what do I need
to start?
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Just a deep and abiding
belief in makeup,
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And our super-deluxe
"patty party starter" kit.
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Well, how much
does that cost?
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$250.
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Oh, but that's just
a drop in the bucket
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Compared to your first
month's commish.
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Well, just how much commish
are we talking about?
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Whoa!
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Will you take a check?
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Sure.
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Does it have to be good?
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No.
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We'll just put a lien
against your husband's wages.
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I'm in!
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[both laughing]
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Peggy: Yes,
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I did get last week's commish,
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And a nice commish it was too.
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Okay, here's this week's order.
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One dozen patty powder puffs,
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A quart of chin-away,
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One dozen
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"he'll think it's
someone else's eyes" liner,
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And one vat of "unh" perfume...
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In addition to my regular order.
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Okay, thanks,
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And you have a patty day too!
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That was delicious, daddy.
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Oh, yeah.
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We're sorry
you didn't have enough money
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For you to eat, dad.
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Well, that's okay.
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That sugar water
really filled me up.
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What matters is that you two
had a nice, nutritious meal.
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I just hope
my begging and whining
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Didn't bother you.
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Well, not after we had
the waiter kick you out.
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Al, can I ask you something?
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No, we can't
have any more children.
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Not that.
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If ever the day should come
when I find a little job,
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Is it all right
if I keep the money I make?
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Peg, if ever the day should come
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When somebody pays you
for what you do,
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Grab it and spend it quickly,
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Because the world
is coming to an end.
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Thank you, al.
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Thank you.
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Look what I made.
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Look,
it's a check...
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With mom's name
on it.
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We love you, mommy.
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Save your breath.
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Daddy said
I could keep it.
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Okay, peg.
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I know that oprah
isn't paying people
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To watch her show
with their mouths open,
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So how'd you
get the money?
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I'm a patty brite girl.
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I sell cosmetics
in my spare time.
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So it's a full-time job?
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No, but it's full-time pay.
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Gee, dad, mom
makes more than you.
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Do we still have
to call him "dad"?
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Or do we
call you "dad"?
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Well, I think
the check speaks for itself.
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Let's go to the mall now.
You can watch me spend.
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Dad, can you
pinpoint for us
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The exact moment that
life passed you by?
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Son, life didn't pass me by...
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It sat on my head.
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Well, I still
love you, daddy.
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I just don't have
any respect for you.
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Well, pumpkin,
the feeling is mutual.
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Aw.
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Oh, don't worry, al.
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It's not like I'm going
to rub your nose in it.
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[shouting]
everyone, guess what!
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I make more money
than my husband!
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00:11:45,637 --> 00:11:48,572
Well, I guess
when you come right down to it,
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All a guy has is his dog.
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[growls]
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Woman:
Well, al,
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What do you want to bewhen you grow up?
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Young al:
President of the United States.
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Woman:
Then someday you will.
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Yeah, right, mom.
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Try saying that
when you're sober.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh, what do you want, steve?
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I was about to eat
and fight cavities.
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I just heard the news
about peggy's income.
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Well, actually,
I didn't hear it.
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The neighborhood women
spray-painted it on your car.
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You sure it was paint?
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00:13:04,182 --> 00:13:05,949
Or was it man blood?
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Aw, buck up, al.
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So peggy's got a
bigger income than you.
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So what?
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Does that make you
less of a man?
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00:13:13,825 --> 00:13:16,394
Oh, sure, if you believe
what's written on your car.
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00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:18,228
But, that aside, there
are plenty of positives
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To a two-income family.
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Like what, begging the wife
for some extra cash?
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Well, if you
ask her just right,
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You can walk away
with some nice pin money.
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I know,
you give up a little--
262
00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:32,476
Steve, you've seen my life.
263
00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:33,944
A little is all I've got.
264
00:13:35,747 --> 00:13:37,481
I know, al,
265
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:39,182
But the important thing is,
266
00:13:39,183 --> 00:13:42,420
Women have to work
for their self-esteem.
267
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:43,921
I'm proud of marcie.
268
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:46,624
I mean, even if we have to
share the cooking duties
269
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,092
Because she's tired from work.
270
00:13:49,093 --> 00:13:52,863
Of course, my mother worked
and she cooked every day.
271
00:13:52,864 --> 00:13:54,665
Good too.
272
00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:55,933
Not like those
frozen fish sticks
273
00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:58,969
And tater tots
marcie calls dinner.
274
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,971
But I'm happy.
275
00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:04,742
Yep, I'm just a...
276
00:14:07,078 --> 00:14:10,013
A happy tater-totting,
fish-sticking man.
277
00:14:15,219 --> 00:14:17,688
Pretty pathetic,
steve.
278
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:19,156
No kidding.
279
00:14:19,157 --> 00:14:21,692
Well, at least
yours has a skill.
280
00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:23,727
I mean, if peggy could
nag in sign language,
281
00:14:23,728 --> 00:14:27,197
She wouldn't need
a head at all.
282
00:14:27,198 --> 00:14:29,366
How can she
earn more than me?
283
00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:30,233
I can't...
284
00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:37,040
Would you like some floss
with that, steve?
285
00:14:40,011 --> 00:14:41,345
I can't let her beat me.
286
00:14:41,346 --> 00:14:42,446
What I have to do
287
00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:44,247
Is get a second job
and not tell peg.
288
00:14:44,248 --> 00:14:46,450
That way, I'll seem like
I'm a better salesman than her,
289
00:14:46,451 --> 00:14:48,552
And I'll get back
my self-respect.
290
00:15:05,436 --> 00:15:08,639
Captain [over intercom]:
Beam me up a burger, bundy,warp speed.
291
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,008
People out there
dying for kangaroo, huh?
292
00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:16,013
That's right.Tell the world, bundy.
293
00:15:31,429 --> 00:15:33,030
Ah...
294
00:15:41,372 --> 00:15:43,106
You didn't makethe noise, bundy.
295
00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:47,444
Whoosh.
296
00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:53,617
Hey...
297
00:15:53,618 --> 00:15:55,853
We got a lot of unhappy
passengers out there,
298
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,755
Crewman bundy.
299
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,189
Talk to me
like a person.
300
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:02,459
Oh, um, like, okay, like,
old dude...
301
00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:07,932
Um, I had to leave the bridge
to tell you this, but, um,
302
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:10,100
We've had lots of complaints
about this burger.
303
00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:11,134
What's wrong?
304
00:16:11,135 --> 00:16:12,636
You tell me what's wrong.
305
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:14,638
Some pouch get in there?
306
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,543
Look, there's no place at
burger trek for a rebel, bundy.
307
00:16:19,544 --> 00:16:21,144
Come on, you know,
we've got, like,
308
00:16:21,145 --> 00:16:23,180
A mission to accomplish.
309
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:27,051
Both:
To go where no burger
has gone before.
310
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:28,518
Okay. Yeah, right.
That's good.
311
00:16:28,519 --> 00:16:32,522
Well, let's just start
from the beginning, okay?
312
00:16:32,523 --> 00:16:34,391
What goes on
a hamburger?
313
00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:36,794
Tomato, onion,
ketchup, pickle,
314
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:40,564
And a squirt
of beef squeezings.
315
00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:42,332
Okay, now, that is
our special sauce, bundy,
316
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,433
And that goes on last.
317
00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:44,702
You've been putting yours on
first,
318
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:48,171
And it's been washing
the coloring off the tomatoes.
319
00:16:50,108 --> 00:16:52,109
Get with the program, bundy.
320
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:53,877
You're a disgrace to the hat.
321
00:16:53,878 --> 00:16:55,946
Aw, clean your station.
322
00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:01,885
Marry a redhead.
323
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:11,595
[groans]
324
00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:15,365
You know,
when I took this job,
325
00:17:15,366 --> 00:17:17,901
They didn't say
anything about cooking.
326
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:22,539
Ugh.
327
00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:36,553
Oh, there's some
burger fur in there.
328
00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:38,255
And why isn't
bundy doing this?
329
00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:41,191
The captain didn't think
he was ready.
330
00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:43,527
I mean, look at
the poor old guy.
331
00:17:43,528 --> 00:17:46,063
I mean,
why would
332
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:49,099
A 60-year-old man
333
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,501
Want to work
in this dump?
334
00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:52,770
To meet chicks.
335
00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:02,880
Oh, bundy, bundy, bundy.
336
00:18:05,249 --> 00:18:07,951
Whoosh!
337
00:18:07,952 --> 00:18:09,687
No, no, no, no.
It's not that.
338
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:12,890
Look. You pulled
another burger boner.
339
00:18:15,026 --> 00:18:17,161
What did I do,
send one out hot?
340
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,229
No, you sent one out
without onions.
341
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:20,864
Damn.
342
00:18:20,865 --> 00:18:21,999
Look, bundy,
343
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,434
Hey, I'm not a bad guy.
344
00:18:24,435 --> 00:18:27,504
Let's just talk, like,
you know, dude to dude, okay?
345
00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:28,706
See, I'm up on the bridge,
346
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,140
And I'm trying
to do my homework.
347
00:18:30,141 --> 00:18:32,176
I mean, what do you
want me to do, like,
348
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:36,646
Flunk out of school and become,
like, a bum or a shoe salesman?
349
00:18:36,647 --> 00:18:40,584
Look. Look,
just get back to work.
350
00:18:40,585 --> 00:18:42,920
God, I never should
have fired my dad.
351
00:18:48,893 --> 00:18:50,393
Would the crewmanwho overflowed the toilet
352
00:18:50,394 --> 00:18:52,930
Please reportto the bridge?
353
00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:03,006
Here's another
commission check
354
00:19:03,007 --> 00:19:05,675
From patty brite
cosmetics.
355
00:19:05,676 --> 00:19:07,410
How does she do it, steve?
356
00:19:07,411 --> 00:19:08,678
How can she make more money
357
00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:11,681
Than a man who sells
shoes and burgers?
358
00:19:11,682 --> 00:19:16,553
Al, I made more than you
losing a tooth when I was a kid.
359
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:22,893
Well, how would you like to make
a fortune tonight, steve?
360
00:19:27,365 --> 00:19:28,598
I can't believe it.
361
00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:30,400
She can't sell
more than me.
362
00:19:30,401 --> 00:19:33,103
Her customers
must be morons.
363
00:19:33,104 --> 00:19:34,337
A list of idiots
like that
364
00:19:34,338 --> 00:19:35,538
Could really
be worth a fortune
365
00:19:35,539 --> 00:19:36,940
To a good salesman.
366
00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:40,577
Damn! I wish I could
find that list.
367
00:19:40,578 --> 00:19:41,945
Well, maybe
there's a clue
368
00:19:41,946 --> 00:19:44,948
In this book that says,
"peggy's customers."
369
00:19:44,949 --> 00:19:48,485
Give me that, steve.
That might be it.
370
00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:49,920
Now, get a pen,
write this down.
371
00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:52,122
Ah! Here we go.
372
00:19:52,123 --> 00:19:53,623
"peggy bundy,
373
00:19:53,624 --> 00:19:54,958
"peggy bundy,
374
00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:57,460
Peggy bundy."
375
00:19:57,461 --> 00:19:59,496
Ah, here it is.
376
00:19:59,497 --> 00:20:01,131
"peggy bundy."
377
00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:02,933
Look, al, why don't
we just skip over her
378
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:03,934
And get to the people
379
00:20:03,935 --> 00:20:04,935
Who actually
bought the cosmetics.
380
00:20:04,936 --> 00:20:06,203
Alrighty.
381
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:07,905
"peggy bundy,
382
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,506
"peggy bundy,
383
00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:11,942
Peggy bundy."
384
00:20:11,943 --> 00:20:14,878
She's her own
customer, steve!
385
00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:17,414
All this time she's been
buying all this stuff herself.
386
00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:18,581
[laughs]
387
00:20:18,582 --> 00:20:20,851
Al, your life is pathetic.
388
00:20:24,088 --> 00:20:25,155
Marcie:
Steve!
389
00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:27,324
The fish sticks
are thawing!
390
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,335
Carp tonight.
391
00:20:38,336 --> 00:20:39,203
Yum!
392
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:48,245
Oh, peg!
393
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,680
Could you come here a minute,
please?
394
00:20:52,516 --> 00:20:54,351
What is it, al?
395
00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:55,853
Did I get another
commission check?
396
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,755
Did I? Did I? Huh? Huh?
397
00:20:58,756 --> 00:20:59,789
Yes, you did.
398
00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:01,892
Whee!
399
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:04,194
Yes, "whee" indeed.
400
00:21:04,195 --> 00:21:05,896
Peg, since you're now
an entrepreneur,
401
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:07,697
I thought it might
be a good idea
402
00:21:07,698 --> 00:21:10,667
For you to learn something
about business.
403
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:12,402
From you?
404
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:15,105
Why not? You've taken
everything else from me.
405
00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:18,041
You see, pookie,
406
00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:21,211
Since you're the only one
buying your cosmetics,
407
00:21:21,212 --> 00:21:22,612
You're not really
making any money.
408
00:21:22,613 --> 00:21:24,614
Oh, yes, I am.
409
00:21:24,615 --> 00:21:26,116
They send me checks.
410
00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:27,284
Ah, yes,
411
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:29,319
But you send them
much bigger ones,
412
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,855
And that's what we call
in the world of business
413
00:21:31,856 --> 00:21:34,858
"sending your husband
rocketing to the poorhouse."
414
00:21:36,527 --> 00:21:38,628
Why didn't you
sell any makeup, peg?
415
00:21:38,629 --> 00:21:41,431
Well, like
I told the girls,
416
00:21:41,432 --> 00:21:44,368
It's not very good.
417
00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:46,403
Well, then, why did
you keep buying it?
418
00:21:46,404 --> 00:21:49,106
'cause that's how
I make my money.
419
00:21:53,177 --> 00:21:55,879
How much do we owe
for the cosmetics, peg?
420
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,314
Minus my commission?
421
00:21:58,149 --> 00:22:00,050
Yes.
422
00:22:01,852 --> 00:22:05,555
$623.
423
00:22:05,556 --> 00:22:09,793
Well, at least you're
not in real estate.
424
00:22:09,794 --> 00:22:11,094
Where you going?
425
00:22:11,095 --> 00:22:12,930
We owe a lot of money, peg.
426
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,798
I know what I have to do.
427
00:22:20,738 --> 00:22:23,941
Captain: You didn'tmake the noise, bundy.
428
00:22:27,845 --> 00:22:29,279
Whoosh.
429
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:45,195
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