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[♪]
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Steve and marcie throw
a nice party, don't they?
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Well, it would have been nicer
if we were actually invited.
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You know, peg,
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I didn't like
those people very much,
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A bunch
of boring bankers.
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They just kept
staring at me.
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Well, you did overflow
the toilet
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And not tell anyone.
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Well, I don't tell anyone
when I do it here,
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But you gotta give me credit.
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I did try to liven things up.
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Well, you know, I don't think
a bankers' party
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Is the right place to stand
on the buffet and yell,
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"hey, let's wet down
the wives' t-shirts
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And rate their hooters!"
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You'd have won.
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Oh, al.
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Eh, but for once,
I gotta agree with steve.
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This is the last party
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I'm ever going to
at their house.
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At least we get to
take home the leftovers.
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Excuse me, al,
but the party just started.
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I'll need the food back.
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Oh, sure, marce.
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[sneezes]
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Oh, well...
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That's okay.
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I suppose you need it
more than I do.
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[sneezes]
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I'll just find
some gingersnaps.
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Well, dad,
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We got the gas
like you told us to.
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Don't worry.
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I don't think
anyone at the party saw us.
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They were too busy
watching buck mount
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Mrs. Vandergelder's
fur coat.
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Can you believe
that all this
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Came from
one rolls-royce?
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Oh, hi, mrs. Rhoades.
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Guess what.
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One of your guests' cars
sprung a leak,
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And young bud and I
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Thought that it was
a fire hazard.
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So luckily,
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We happened along
with these gas cans
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And once again
saved the day.
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Damn vandals.
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I think they keyed
the cars too.
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Mom, why can buck have
the coat upstairs,
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And I can't have
boys in my room?
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Because that coat
can't get pregnant.
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Obviously,
neither can kelly.
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That was my boss's rolls.
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Give me that gas,
you little pirates!
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Peggy, please,
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Talk to them!
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Kids, you know the speech.
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You did a bad thing.
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Don't do it anymore.
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Okay? Fine.
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Kel, this is it,
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The last time
I'm working for dad.
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From now on, I go solo.
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Much like
at lovers' lane?
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You know, our kids
are growing up so fast.
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It seems like only yesterday
they were only stealing from us.
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Al, your dog went on my carpet.
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Well, in a manner
of speaking,
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So did al.
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Well, you know,
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Since we're all
throwing stones here,
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We were really hurt
not to be invited.
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It was just
an oversight.
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No hard feelings,
I hope.
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Let's go, marcie.
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I want to get my fortune read
by the psychic we hired.
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I hope
I'm not intruding.
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She is incredible.
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Did you sense
our presence here?
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No, I sensed you were
leaving the party
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Without paying me.
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Oh, no, madame olga,
of course not,
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But as long as you're here,
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I haven't had a chance
to get my fortune read.
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Steve, please,
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I really think
we should do this
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Back at our house.
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No.
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Please...
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Sit down.
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I feel
very strong vibrations here.
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Did you leave
your toy running
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Under the couch again?
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No.
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It's in the shop.
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It's being
turbo-charged.
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Ah, I see a death.
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Oh, no.
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But it will bring you
your life's wish.
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All right!
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Honey, you have to do this.
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Uh, no, I don't, steve.
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With all due respect,
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I don't really believe
in superstition.
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It's a refuge for small minds.
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I'll go! I'll go!
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Do you a sense
a death for me
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That will bring me
my life's wish?
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Let me see.
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Ah!
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An unexpected windfall
will come your way.
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No death?
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Leave me.
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Alrighty.
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Go next, al.
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This is fun.
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Feet.
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Is that
in the cards?
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No, I smell your feet.
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Well, I smell cheap scotch
on your breath. Just...
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Read me my fortune.
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What else
do you sense?
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Unfortunately,
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I see good fortune
for you,
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Something linked
to the color green.
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Huh?
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What do I have that's green?
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Your teeth?
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Can't I have a death
like steve?
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No, that's all I see.
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Come on, marcie.
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Your turn.
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No. I really shouldn't.
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Oh, go on, marcie.
It's fun.
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Good things are
happening for everyone.
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Okay.
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But I don't know
what good it will do.
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I've already met
my tall, dark stranger.
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What do you
see for me?
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I see nothing,
mrs. Rhoades.
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Hey, who's the guy
on the card
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With the noose?
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No one, really.
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Could you pay me now?
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What? What is it?
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I have to know.
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It's good, isn't it?
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Everyone else's is good.
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Well, you could
interpret it as good.
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Misfortune, betrayal,
disaster, tragedy,
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But those words
could mean anything.
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Oh.
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Well, like I said,
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I don't really believe
in this stuff.
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Thanks, steve.
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This is fun.
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I'm going to die.
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But you three
will have good luck.
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You know, it's funny.
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I wanted to hire a caricaturist,
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But steve thought
that might upset people.
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You were so right.
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This is much better.
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Let's party.
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Oh, honey, come on.
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She's a con artist, a fake,
a charlatan.
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So good things are going to
happen for me, right?
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Yeah, yeah.
All right.
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[doorbell rings]
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Hi, marce.
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Hi, peggy.
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Look,
I'm still alive.
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I told you
that fortune teller didn't know
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What she was talking about.
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I've already forgotten
what she said to me.
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You know, "misfortune,
betrayal, disaster, tragedy."
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Anything good happen to you?
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Hey!
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Thank god.
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[doorbell rings]
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See, you can't take
these fortune tellers seriously.
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They just make up stuff.
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Mrs. Bundy?
Yes.
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I found your husband's wallet
in the parking lot at the mall.
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Oh, it's all there, ma'am,
I didn't take anything.
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Oh, you know,
he will be so happy to hear
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That there are
still some honest people
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Left in the world.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me,
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But I came all the way
over here on my own time.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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Ah!
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Can you believe it, marcie?
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A windfall,
just like the gypsy said.
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I'm so happy for you.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous, marcie.
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Nothing bad ever happens to you.
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You're the luckiest person
I know.
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Uh, peggy, do you have a cat?
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No. Why?
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Oh, just wondering.
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Peg!
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Guess what happened?
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You remember that fortune teller
said green?
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Well, I saw this horse,
gangrene,
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Running in the third race today.
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He went off at 20 to 1,
and I won $200.
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That fortune teller really knew
what she was talking about.
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I'm going to die.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh, marcie,
I'm sure she was wrong.
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Steve was the only one
she went into detail with,
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And nobody has died yet.
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Guess who
just kicked the bucket.
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Only the man with the best
parking space at the bank.
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Meet the new man with the best
parking space at the bank.
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He always said I'd get
that space over his dead body.
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[cackles]
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See you at the funeral, simpson!
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Boy, that gypsy
sure knew
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What she was
talking about.
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She sure did.
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I won $200 on a horse.
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Yeah, and I--
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I got...
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I got the best guy
in the whole world.
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So we're all winners!
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Why is everyone looking at me?
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Because you're up next.
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Smooth, al.
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Don't you think she knows
disaster is gonna happen to her?
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Yeah, maybe it's not even safe
to have her in our house.
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00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:02,393
Oh, no.
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I'm not taking her
to my house.
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00:11:07,766 --> 00:11:09,967
I don't even want her
around my parking space.
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[men laugh]
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Well, aren't we
the merry widower?
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Oh, buck up,
cupcake.
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Daddy has a piece
of good news
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He's been saving
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Until you were
at your lowest.
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Well, just how low would you
like me to get, steve?
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Shaking, vomiting.
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Perhaps if an eye dropped out.
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Give me the news!
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Your boss,
mr. Vandergelder, called,
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And of all the employees
at your bank,
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He wants you to accompany him
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When he makes his keynote speech
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At the women in banking
convention.
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00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:44,201
Really? Me?
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I'm so honored.
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00:11:46,938 --> 00:11:47,971
Ha!
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I spit
in madame olga's eye.
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[spits]
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Stupid gypsy.
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00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:58,248
I'm glad I stopped payment
on her check.
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Let her rot in hell,
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Because I'm going to the top.
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Where and when, steve?
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00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:04,254
Tomorrow night, 7:30,
new york city.
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I love new york city.
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If I can make it there,
I can make it anywhere.
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How am I going to make it there,
steve?
268
00:12:11,162 --> 00:12:13,163
On a plane,
you're flying.
269
00:12:13,164 --> 00:12:16,834
So that's how
you're gonna die.
270
00:12:21,306 --> 00:12:23,741
I'm not going to new york,
steve.
271
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:24,742
Well, honey,
272
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:26,243
It's good
for your career.
273
00:12:26,244 --> 00:12:28,212
No, steve,
274
00:12:28,213 --> 00:12:30,214
Spiraling down to earth
in a fiery hell
275
00:12:30,215 --> 00:12:33,684
Is not really good
for my career.
276
00:12:33,685 --> 00:12:36,053
I know what's going to happen.
277
00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:38,756
The plane will crash
in the ocean.
278
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,725
Then we'll all scamper
for lifeboats.
279
00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,928
I'm little.
280
00:12:44,929 --> 00:12:46,630
The big girls
will push me aside,
281
00:12:46,631 --> 00:12:49,433
Like they did in school
during fire drills.
282
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:51,769
I remember those drills.
283
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,838
Orderly exit, my ass!
284
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:57,975
They trampled me
285
00:12:57,976 --> 00:13:01,211
Like peanut shells
on the floor of a cheap bar!
286
00:13:01,212 --> 00:13:03,146
Uh, marcie,
287
00:13:03,147 --> 00:13:04,348
You can't refuse
your boss.
288
00:13:04,349 --> 00:13:06,116
I hate my boss.
289
00:13:06,117 --> 00:13:09,520
Mr. Vanderdoody...
290
00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:13,257
Of the daughters of the american
revolution vanderdoodys.
291
00:13:13,258 --> 00:13:15,092
Oh, to hell with my career.
292
00:13:15,093 --> 00:13:17,961
Steve, let me talk
some sense into her.
293
00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:24,435
Marcie, you're worried
over nothing.
294
00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,804
There's no ocean
between here and new york.
295
00:13:28,339 --> 00:13:29,673
Worse thing
that could happen,
296
00:13:29,674 --> 00:13:31,475
You'd hit a mountain
and disintegrate.
297
00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:35,546
Oh, honey, all that wisdom,
298
00:13:35,547 --> 00:13:38,115
And yet we live
amongst the common people.
299
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:41,585
Marcie,
300
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:43,487
You're acting
like a baby.
301
00:13:43,488 --> 00:13:45,656
Millions of people
fly every day.
302
00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:47,291
Be strong...
303
00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:49,359
And buy insurance.
304
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,496
Insurance?
305
00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:54,998
Yes. As a matter of fact,
306
00:13:54,999 --> 00:13:56,967
I'll take insurance with me.
307
00:13:56,968 --> 00:14:00,337
Uh, won't it burn in the wreck,
sweetie?
308
00:14:00,338 --> 00:14:03,874
I don't mean that kind
of insurance, vulture.
309
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,376
I'm taking you with me.
310
00:14:06,377 --> 00:14:09,313
All of you.
311
00:14:09,314 --> 00:14:10,915
You're having
good luck.
312
00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,917
Nothing can happen
to you,
313
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,752
So we'll all fly
to new york together.
314
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:16,219
We'll pay.
315
00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:17,621
Oh, al!
316
00:14:17,622 --> 00:14:19,557
We're going to new york.
317
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:21,158
Free!
318
00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:22,426
Well, I guess
319
00:14:22,427 --> 00:14:23,627
If it'll make you
feel safer,
320
00:14:23,628 --> 00:14:25,262
We can afford
four coach tickets.
321
00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:28,632
Excuse me, here,
steve.
322
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:31,134
Bundys don't fly coach.
323
00:14:34,072 --> 00:14:38,408
No, we fly first class,
or we don't fly.
324
00:14:38,409 --> 00:14:40,644
Done.
325
00:14:40,645 --> 00:14:42,245
First class!
326
00:14:42,246 --> 00:14:43,714
I thought
I'd have to wait
327
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:47,284
For my second husband
to fly first class.
328
00:14:54,626 --> 00:14:55,626
[sighs]
329
00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:56,627
Miss rhoades.
330
00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:58,228
Yes, mr. Vandergelder.
331
00:14:58,229 --> 00:15:00,097
Once we're in the air,
I'll want coffee.
332
00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:01,832
They have flight attendants
for that.
333
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:04,969
I like it
when you get me coffee...
334
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,070
Yes, mr. Vandergelder.
335
00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:09,306
And, miss rhoades,
336
00:15:09,307 --> 00:15:12,142
I just finished reading
my speech that you wrote.
337
00:15:12,143 --> 00:15:13,511
I don't like it.
338
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:14,745
Would you please redo it
339
00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:16,814
And make more references to me
340
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:20,217
And to my tremendous commitment
to the women's movement.
341
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:24,388
Yes, mr. Vandergelder.
342
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,091
God, I hate him.
343
00:15:28,092 --> 00:15:29,092
I'd like to punch him
344
00:15:29,093 --> 00:15:31,461
Right in the middle
of his fat face.
345
00:15:31,462 --> 00:15:33,063
Miss rhoades.
346
00:15:33,064 --> 00:15:34,064
Yes, sir?
347
00:15:34,065 --> 00:15:35,365
Once we're in new york,
348
00:15:35,366 --> 00:15:38,502
Would you pick up a little gift
for my wife?
349
00:15:38,503 --> 00:15:40,638
Yes, perhaps a picture
350
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:43,140
Of you and your...
Old army buddy.
351
00:15:44,976 --> 00:15:46,577
How you doing
over there, fluffy?
352
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,913
How am I doing what?
353
00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:54,852
♪ start spreading
the news ♪
354
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,554
Now, what do you
think, peg?
355
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,355
Could we live
in that vip lounge
356
00:15:58,356 --> 00:15:59,356
Or what?
357
00:15:59,357 --> 00:16:00,558
Well, probably not.
358
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:01,559
They threw us out
359
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,695
After you overflowed
the toilet.
360
00:16:04,696 --> 00:16:06,430
Aw, peg,
you gotta see this.
361
00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:08,298
Look at those poor slobs
back in coach,
362
00:16:08,299 --> 00:16:10,267
Sitting like cattle.
363
00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:11,268
Moo!
364
00:16:11,269 --> 00:16:12,636
Oh...
365
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:14,638
Al, that's not nice.
366
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:19,109
Boy, the seats are big
up here in first class!
367
00:16:21,145 --> 00:16:23,180
Hey, marce.
368
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:24,748
Hey, check out
the old guy
369
00:16:24,749 --> 00:16:25,916
Sitting next
to his granddaughter
370
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,317
Over there.
371
00:16:27,318 --> 00:16:28,986
[inaudible]
372
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,087
Aw, peg, come on.
373
00:16:30,088 --> 00:16:31,421
She's probably just
374
00:16:31,422 --> 00:16:33,724
His personal
flotation device.
375
00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:38,829
Ah...Mmm.
376
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:39,863
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
377
00:16:39,864 --> 00:16:41,999
Excuse me, sir.
378
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,801
Please buckle
your seat belt.
379
00:16:45,937 --> 00:16:47,270
Excuse me.
380
00:16:47,271 --> 00:16:49,106
Is the pilot
any good?
381
00:16:49,107 --> 00:16:51,041
Oh, he's fantastic.
382
00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:55,378
His hands are gentle
but, oh, so rough.
383
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:01,384
I meant,
can he fly the plane?
384
00:17:01,385 --> 00:17:03,954
How would I know?
385
00:17:05,857 --> 00:17:07,091
Captain:
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
386
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:09,426
This is your captain,john canyon.
387
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:15,633
That's it?
388
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,668
No "have a pleasant flight?"
389
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,169
No "we won't crash?"
390
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:21,438
No "marcie rhoades
is not going to die"?
391
00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:25,042
Marce, you're
a little loud over there.
392
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:26,644
Now, listen,
you're flying first class.
393
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:27,845
Let's act like
you've done this
394
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:28,979
A couple of times
before.
395
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:31,048
Hey, waitress!
396
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,916
Sir, we have
397
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,918
Some complimentary
in-flight slippers.
398
00:17:34,919 --> 00:17:37,154
If you'd care to take
off your shoes and relax.
399
00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:38,555
[laughing]
400
00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:50,034
Mmm.
401
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:51,434
Hey, stewardess.
402
00:17:51,435 --> 00:17:53,070
Another round
for everybody.
403
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:56,306
I mean, it's free
up here, isn't it?
404
00:17:59,443 --> 00:18:01,278
Mmm.
405
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,152
Ah. Feeling better,
honey?
406
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,553
Fine, fine.
407
00:18:09,554 --> 00:18:12,022
Not dead or anything.
408
00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:13,824
I told you
that gypsy fortune teller
409
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:16,160
Was just a bunch
of hooey.
410
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,594
This is your captain speaking.
411
00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:19,229
We're startingour initial descent over--
412
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:21,932
Whoa! Frank,turn off the intercom.
413
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,333
We're going down.
414
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:24,534
What are we going to do?
415
00:18:24,535 --> 00:18:25,736
You know I stink at landings.
416
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,037
You took the test for me.
417
00:18:27,038 --> 00:18:29,039
Give me some ginand turn the intercom back on.
418
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,042
I'll just lieto the passengers.
419
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:34,912
We're encounteringa little mild turbulence.
420
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,379
So for your safety,
421
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,082
Fasten seat belts, extinguishall cigarettes and--
422
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,784
Ah, what the hell,light up.
423
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,622
Peggy, this is it!
424
00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:46,890
We're going down!
425
00:18:50,361 --> 00:18:55,532
♪ hey, hey, paula
I wanna marry you ♪
426
00:18:55,533 --> 00:19:01,038
♪ hey, hey, paul
I wanna marry you too ♪
427
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,740
Steve,
428
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,608
I just want you
to know
429
00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:06,143
I love you.
430
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:08,578
And if only one of us
has to go,
431
00:19:08,579 --> 00:19:10,413
I hope it's me.
432
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,017
Don't you feel
the same way?
433
00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:20,423
If that's what you want,
I hope it's you too.
434
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:24,694
Miss rhoades...
435
00:19:24,695 --> 00:19:26,864
This speech
is still unacceptable.
436
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,799
Do it over before we land.
437
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,002
Can you believe
this guy?
438
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:34,404
Miss rhoades,
get me a pillow.
439
00:19:34,405 --> 00:19:36,173
I'm going to die
in a blazing furnace,
440
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:38,508
And he wants a pillow.
441
00:19:38,509 --> 00:19:41,444
You fat pig!
442
00:19:44,415 --> 00:19:47,117
I work my fingers
to the bone for you.
443
00:19:47,118 --> 00:19:48,351
I'm a bank manager,
damn it,
444
00:19:48,352 --> 00:19:49,653
Not your handmaiden,
445
00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:50,988
But do you
appreciate me?
446
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:52,055
No!
447
00:19:52,056 --> 00:19:53,056
It's always,
"get me coffee.
448
00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:54,224
"write my speech.
449
00:19:54,225 --> 00:19:55,225
"here comes my wife.
450
00:19:55,226 --> 00:19:56,726
Pretend fluffy's
with you."
451
00:19:56,727 --> 00:19:57,995
Well, I'm sick of it,
452
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,729
And I'm sick of you,
vanderdoody!
453
00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:01,865
I've done a lot
of low things for you,
454
00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:03,066
But when I meet
my maker
455
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:04,268
In a few minutes,
456
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,103
And he asks if I've
done anything good,
457
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:08,005
I'll say,
"yes. I did this."
458
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,472
Ooh!
459
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:21,651
I'm ready to die.
460
00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:24,121
Captain:
Well, we seemed to pull outof that one.
461
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:25,455
I'm happy to say
462
00:20:25,456 --> 00:20:27,390
We're on our final approachto jfk,
463
00:20:27,391 --> 00:20:29,059
And we'll be landingin 10 minutes.
464
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:31,461
I hope you enjoyed your trip.
465
00:20:31,462 --> 00:20:33,030
We're gonna live!
466
00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:34,965
We can't!
467
00:20:34,966 --> 00:20:36,733
You said
we were gonna crash!
468
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,035
Now you say
we're not!
469
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,570
What kind
of a pilot are you?
470
00:20:40,571 --> 00:20:43,273
Steve, I'm never flying
this airline again.
471
00:20:43,274 --> 00:20:45,108
[groans]
472
00:20:45,109 --> 00:20:47,344
Oh, steve...
473
00:20:47,345 --> 00:20:49,379
What have I done?
474
00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:51,081
I'm ruined.
475
00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:52,749
This is what
the gypsy meant:
476
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:56,186
Disaster,
the end of my career.
477
00:20:58,756 --> 00:21:00,457
When he regains
consciousness,
478
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,425
I know his first words
will be,
479
00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:05,028
"you're fired."
480
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:09,299
I wouldn't worry
about it.
481
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,600
Play your cards right,
482
00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:11,969
You might even get
a promotion.
483
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:15,205
I split his lip
like a bunny, steve.
484
00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:16,606
Yes,
485
00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:18,141
But you know something
about mr. Vandergelder
486
00:21:18,142 --> 00:21:19,910
That mrs. Vandergelder
doesn't.
487
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:21,111
What's that?
488
00:21:21,112 --> 00:21:22,479
The fluffster.
489
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:33,590
♪ I got you
to hold my hand ♪
490
00:21:33,591 --> 00:21:37,227
♪ I got you
to understand ♪
491
00:21:37,228 --> 00:21:40,663
♪i got you
na, na, na, na, na ♪
492
00:21:40,664 --> 00:21:44,434
♪ I got you
na, na, na, na, na ♪
493
00:21:44,435 --> 00:21:46,303
[both humming off-key]
494
00:21:48,406 --> 00:21:52,276
Both:
♪ I got you, babe ♪
495
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:55,312
♪ babe ♪
496
00:21:55,313 --> 00:22:01,418
♪ I got you, babe ♪
497
00:22:14,432 --> 00:22:16,433
[♪]
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