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- The guy's a crack up. [laughs]

Oh, so Steve, oh, you're gonna meet Steve.

Steve's thing is he waits till you're asleep

and then he Dutch ovens you, ugh!

- Sounds like the army, is that why you left?

- Ah, dude, the bullying is definitely like a part of it,

but I would swap my left ball and Dutch ovens

for no chair any day of the week, you feel me?

- [Bobby] I do.

[waterfall roaring] [mellow melodic music]

[mellow melodic music continues]

[mellow melodic music continues]

[soft eerie music]

[soft eerie music continues]

[soft eerie music continues]

- Where is everyone, Yvonne?

- Are we not ones, Daniel?

What's your name?

- Bobby, ah, Robert.

- Nice to meet Bobby Robert.

- I'm Alex, this is my shitty brother, Jackson.

Don't feel sorry for him, long story.

You're the resistance that Ma was running around with?

Her name was Tilda.

- Tilda is and always will be one of us.

- I'm sorry, but is this all of you?

- But isn't this a safe place for men?

Where are the men?

- Ah, the men, go get 'em. [sighing]

Let's have a look at Tilda's son.

- Oh, be careful, he's a lying, manipulative piece of shit.

- I don't mean to be rude, but we don't have a lot of time.

About a half day's drive that way,

Lane has a facility where she's keeping-

- What a momentous day.

All those in favor of Spree, say aye.

- [Sisters] Aye.

- The ayes have it.

I call Spree.

[sisters cheering]

- Wait, what's Spree?

- Here he is. [sisters laughing]

- Shaun?

- Daniel.

Hello, I'm Shaun, I've just been making a toothbrush.

- What do they mean, "Here he is?"

[tense upbeat music]

♪ Ooh

♪ Ooh ooh

♪ Ooh ooh

[lock clicking]

[screw clicking]

- Where did you even get this thing?

Dr. Garvey, you're my general practitioner.

The last time I saw you, you prescribed me antifungal cream.

[Lane laughing softly]

You care about my wellbeing.

- You're mistaking my professionalism for sentimentality.

Now,

on three,

two, one. [switch clicking]

[electricity buzzing] [Pip groaning]

- Ow! [breathing heavily]

- On a scale from one to 10, how painful was that?

- You're a sadist.

- Oh, I don't take pleasure in your pain,

but I do appreciate precision,

so on a scale from one to 10, how painful was that?

- 0.5.

- [Doc] 0.5.

- Why don't we just turn Fitzy on and see what happens?

- Because one does not turn on the trunchbull

until it is calibrated.

- We should call it Fitzy, 'cause she'll have you in fits.

- And that's how you know taste can't be taught.

- [Lane] Sorry, what was that?

- I said that's how you know taste can't be taught.

Oh, Laney, I'm only joking.

And anyway, the trunchbull is ready for use.

- Hm, one last time, totally, Pip.

Where have you taken Bobby and Daniel?

- I know transcendental meditation,

I can TM away from the pain.

In fact, I'm going to do it right now.

[breathes deeply] Pebble in the ocean.

Pebble in the ocean.

[soft melodic music] [waves lapping]

[spoon tapping]

- Stop that and answer me, where is-

- Pebble in the ocean. [spoon tapping]

- Pebble in the ocean. - No, you don't.

- Pebble in the ocean. - Stop that.

[spoon tapping] - Pebble in the ocean,

pebble in the ocean.

[electricity buzzing] [Pip groaning]

[switch clicking]

[Pip gasping]

- Brilliant, huh?

Brilliant, huh?

On a scale from one to 10, how painful was that?

Scale from one to 10?

Of course, we could do it again.

- 50.

- [laughs] The maximum is 10, so 10?

- Ah-huh.

- 10.

- Now will you tell me where my Bobby is?

- [breathing heavily] Yes, right away.

[soft tense music] [birds chirping]

[fire crackling]

- You said there were eight, where are they?

- Don't. - It was four years ago.

- You know that guy?

[Shaun slurping] - That's enough then, fuck!

- Shaun?

- Yeah.

What's his deal?

- Nobody really knows,

he's just always kind of been like that.

- Hey, no talk please while we Spree.

♪ Ah ah ah ah

♪ Ah ah ah ah

♪ Ah ah ah ah

[soft eerie music]

♪ Ah ah

♪ Ah ah

[Jamie groaning softly]

- Are you okay?

- I'll be better when we get our hands on the guns

- We can all talk when we've all drunk.

♪ Ah ah

♪ Ah ah

[Jamie sighing]

♪ Ah ah

- [Daniel] It's actually pretty yum.

♪ Ah ah

♪ Ah ah

♪ Ah ah

♪ Ah ah

♪ Ah ah

♪ Ah ah

[Alex burping]

- What?

♪ Ah ah

♪ Ah ah

- Okay, we've all had a drink,

now you wanna tell us what happened to everyone?

The men that were here?

- They left.

- That's it?

They left?

- All but one, why?

- Because they had their own minds

and they made their own choices.

- How are you the resistance?

You sound like a Wellness yoga retreat.

- Tell us what you did to them.

- What we did is create a safe place for them to exist

and then they chose to leave.

- Look, you're still the Sisterhood, okay,

you can still save men.

There are six more men at Lane's facility

and we know where they are.

You just bring your tranquilizers and we just-

- We don't use tranquilizers anymore.

- What, why?

- We voted against it.

- You voted against using awesome, non-lethal weapons,

that give you an incredible advantage?

What, what is wrong with you?

♪ Ah ah

- Okay, look, it doesn't matter about the guns.

If Hunter was anything to go by,

you guys could just bust in there with your bare hands.

- I know a secret tunnel.

- [Bobby] Of course you do.

- Isn't it your sworn oath to protect men?

- How do we protect the wind from blowing?

- What do you mean?

- How do we save the leaves from falling?

- I, I don't understand the words coming out of your mouths.

- You're not the resistance.

♪ Ah ah

- You're a bunch of pussies.

♪ Ah ah

- Meow.

♪ Ah ah

- Meow. [sisters laughing]

- Oh God, we were wrong to come here.

♪ Ah ah

- We wasted all this time we didn't have

and now she's fucked!

Wrong choice, guys, wrong fucking path

and now they're gonna perm Pip,

I'm gonna lose my shittiest best friend forever!

I have to go back, I have to go back.

I have to go back. [eerie intense music]

I have to go back.

♪ Ah ah ah ah

- Go back.

♪ Ah ah ah ah

♪ Ah ah ah ah

♪ Ah ah ah ah

♪ Ah ah ah ah

♪ Ah ah ah ah

♪ Ah ah ah ah

[Jackson thudding to ground] - Oh, my gosh, Jackson!

He's burning up.

♪ Ah ah ah ah

[birds chirping]

- Pip, just to confirm,

that you are taking us to reconnoiter the location

where your friends have kidnapped and are holding Robert

in an incredibly selfish

and truly disappointing act of unwellness.

- Yes.

- And now, how far away is this said location?

- Three, two,

six hours that way.

Eight with comfort stops and snacks.

- Hm and why is it that you can't point out

said location on a map?

- If you were to engage in unwell acts

and hide in said location,

would you make said location point-outable on a map?

- Okay

Who needs to go to the toilet?

[tin clattering]

- Check, okay.

[scissors snipping] [Jackson groaning]

[cloth tearing]

- [breathing heavily] I need my bag.

- What?

I...

- Give me my fucking bag!

- No! [shrieking]

[tense melodic music]

[Jackson groaning loudly]

[melodic piano music]

♪ I bury my fears

♪ For safekeeping

♪ White picket fences

♪ These little pretenses

♪ I bury my fears

♪ Beneath a lemon tree

♪ I'm marking the line now

- Hey.

Do you want a toothbrush?

- Ah,

no, thanks.

- Don't you have hard to reach places?

- Yeah, I do, thanks.

[people chattering quietly]

- Do you wanna go make some walkie talkies?

Cool.

[soft eerie music]

- Hello?

[soft eerie music continues]

[soft eerie music continues]

[soft eerie music continues]

[Alex gasping softly]

[soft eerie music continues]

Ma.

Ma.

[muffled Tilda speaking]

- [Tilda] Roger that, thanks.

[soft eerie music continues]

- Ma?

[soft eerie music continues]

[soft eerie music continues]

[soft eerie music continues]

[soft eerie music continues]

[Alex gasping softly]

[soft eerie music continues]

[gentle orchestral music]

[gentle orchestral music continues]

[Alex gasping softly]

[wood scraping]

- [imitating static] Does anyone read me, copy?

[imitating static] This is Sierra Hotel November.

Anyone out there?

Please copy.

- [imitating static] Ah, this is Bravo Bravo Yankee

reading you loud and clear.

I see you're not really into the whole Spree situation?

Sierra Hotel November, [imitating static] over.

- Ah, [imitating static] ah, not as such,

Bravo Bravo Yankee, um,

had a bit too much of the old happy juice a while back

and developed a bit of a resistance to it.

- Oh.

- And anyway, um, we unanimously agreed

to a trial moratorium on mixed sex intercourse.

I mean, it was always recreational,

non-pairing, non-procreative intercourse anyway,

for obvious reasons, but ah, um,

yeah, ever since the,

the thing that happened, um, we mutually agreed

that scarcity would breed instability

and I don't wanna be a vending machine anyway.

Over.

[birds chirping]

- Ah,

you wanna tell me more

about the thing that happened?

Shaun?

Do you mean the other men that left?

Why didn't you just leave with them?

[paper rustling]

I, ah, I found this in my pocket.

Whose jacket was this?

Shaun, why did this guy leave?

Look, I mean, he even circled some activities,

the same ones that I would've.

I could've actually known this guy, you know,

I could've actually been friends with this guy.

Shaun,

please.

- You should know,

that they didn't leave,

well, they left, but not like that.

- What do you mean?

- Ah,

they're dead, Bobby,

they died.

It was an accident.

[Shaun sighing heavily]

- What?

How?

- You're not gonna like this.

- How could I like it, Shaun? Please just tell me.

- They took the tranquilizer rifles

to play "IRL Call of Duty"

and they shot each other and drowned in the river.

- Ah, can you say that again?

- After years of frolicking peacefully in the bush,

they wanted to play war games. [sobbing]

I know, I know, right, the only reason

why I wasn't with them is because I wanted to win.

I was in here working on a reloading magazine

for the tranquilizer rifle.

Do you know, I wish to God

I'd given up on working on that magazine.

If I'd have just followed them into the river that night.

[gentle melodic music] [Shaun sobbing]

- Cheer up, mate, it's okay.

Hey, at least you're good at making things.

Yeah, I mean, your walkie talkies

even have little buttons on.

- I don't care about the fucking buttons, man!

I'm an advertising executive, for fuck's sake!

The girls tell me how useful I am,

but I don't wanna make furniture out of trees.

I don't wanna be some charity case

or some fucking precious fucking dodo man.

I don't want this stupid fucking fleshy thing

dangling there if it's just gonna,

if it means I have to hide,

I have to hide for the rest of my life. [sobbing]

[gentle melodic music continues]

- It's okay.

- I don't want this to be my safe place.

I want every place to be my safe place.

- I know. [sobbing]

- [breathing heavily] Show me your teeth.

- Fuck off, Alex. - No, fuck off yourself

and show me your hard to reach teeth.

- Why?

- Because Ma just showed me the key to the cure.

[soft intense music]

[static hissing] - A very Goddess evening

to you reporting in at 1800 hours.

Our anticipated arrival time will be three hours.

- To six and a half with, with comfort stops.

- Sorry, it'll be three to six and a half hours

with comfort stops.

[static hissing] - No stops

and don't disturb me again until you're there, out.

[static hissing]

- Okay, have a lovely evening, that's over and out.

Roger, roger, over.

[Michelle laughing]

- Are you aware of everything Lane does?

- Ah, [laughing nervously]

I'm more aware of what Lane does than Lane herself.

- No, you're not.

- Excuse you?

- You're not like her,

you didn't want what happened with Bobby that night?

[soft intense music]

- Hold him! - Argh!

- I don't know what night you're talking about.

I was drunk and I don't remember. [laughs nervously]

- Michelle, she's doing what we all saw her do with Bobby,

only 100 times worse, I saw it with my own eyes.

- Oh, Pip,

it's okay.

Blaine warned me that you were prone to psychosis,

so I have some ginkgo biloba extract in my bag here for you.

My Goddess, where is it? [laughs]

You know, I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on.

- Take the, turn around, turn around now.

Something you need to see.

- So she got you hooked on some shit?

- Where are they?

- Worm food.

[Jackson groaning]

Is that how she got you to do all the shit you did?

[Jackson groaning]

Go on, tell me how she got you addicted

and how none of this is your fault.

[Jamie vomiting]

- You're pregnant.

[gentle melodic music]

I remember the second you were pregnant with Oscar.

- Don't say his name, don't you fucking try

your Memory Lane bullshit with me.

[gentle melodic music continues]

- [Jackson] This was us.

- I said fucking don't.

[gentle melodic music continues]

- This was you and me,

we were whole, complete.

Then Oscar came along.

Peace.

For one whole incredible year, there was, [sobbing]

there was peace.

[gentle melodic music continues]

Then when he left,

we weren't complete anymore.

- Fuck you.

Fuck you, fuck off! [sobbing]

- I lost him too, Jamie.

- Oh, and I'm supposed to say, "Yeah, that explains it?"

- No, that's not what I'm saying.

- I stayed on your farm, I thought you were gone.

You chose to get high!

You trapped men and you, you fucked her for your next fix.

[gentle melodic music continues]

We were nothing to you.

- You're wrong.

- I'm wrong, I'm the, oh, my God!

I'm the one that's wrong?

- I know it's hard to understand.

- No, no, no, it's simple.

- Like grief never changed you?

- Oh, yes, please tell me how our child dying

justifies you being a sadistic junkie!

- Like you didn't jump on the first dick,

that came along to replace Oscar!

[eerie melodic music]

[blow thudding] - Uh!

[blow thudding] - Uh!

- Here, you can fucking talk.

Oh, what a fucking shit show! [objects clattering]

Oh God, no guns, no muscle, nothing.

I can't leave her there, I have to go back. [sobbing]

- I know a secret tunnel to the facility.

You could bypass Lane's guards.

- Give me one reason why I should trust you.

- Because I'm the only lead you have

and if I fuck you over,

you have a sharp knife.

- Ah!

- Bingo, second molar.

RBT, retained baby teeth.

You have it, you have it, Jackson has it,

that's four of you,

this could be it,

this could be the genetic marker of immunity.

- We're going back to Lane's facility.

We're taking Jackson's secret way in

- And when he fucks us, what then?

- Stay here if you want, but I'm going back for my friend.

- Hey, Shaun.

- [Shaun] Yeah?

- You ever get that rifle magazine working?

- Did I ever?

[mellow melodic music]

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[mellow melodic music continues]

[sisters laughing]

[mellow melodic music continues]

- I love you.

[mellow upbeat music]

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[mellow melodic music]

[mellow upbeat music]

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