Original subtitles

- Come on, we're losing them.

- Find your abundance.

I have to make it click, okay?

I'm going to get Bobby back.

And Jamie?

Your friend, Jamie.

- Yes, Jamie, obviously.

It goes without saying.

[dramatic music]

- There, there they are.

C'mon, drive faster.

Why aren't you driving faster?

- This is a residential zone.

- What?

[dramatic music]

[Bobby groaning]

- Where are we going?

These tights are so tight.

I like your weapon.

- Don't touch that.

[screaming]

- Fuck!

[ominous music]

- [Bobby] I can't feel my legs.

You smell like nails.

- Shut up

Stupid bloody thing

- [Alex] You lost them.

- Because she was exceeding the speed limit.

- Because your priorities are fucked.

- Which way would you go?

- That way?

[car engine revving]

[indistinct chattering]

[Bobby groaning]

- Please don't cut me.

- Stay still.

- [Bobby] Get off me.

Get off me, you.

- [Hunter] Jesus!

Shut up.

Shut up.

- [Bobby] Oh my God, I know you.

I know you.

- Fuck it.

- Get off me, you.

You killed my friend.

You killed Thomas.

You killed Thomas, my friend, Thomas.

- This is for your own good.

- No! - Get away from him you bitch!

[gunshot blares] [dramatic music]

[Jamie screaming]

- Get back.

[dramatic music]

Get back.

Get back.

Get back.

- You jammy bitch.

- Bobby.

Are you okay?

- Hey.

I know you.

Thanks, for back there.

Honestly, I didn't think you had it in you.

- You know what else is in me?

A baby.

In me, from you.

Well, either that, or I ate some bad eggs

but they give me the shits

and I don't have any shits.

Well, apart from regular shits.

- Are you sure it's mine?

[mellow music]

- Look.

They were here.

- Oh my God, let's go.

- [Alex] Where are you going?

They were there.

Pip!

- [Pip] Jamie!

Jamie!

- Guys?

- [Pip] Oh my God!

Jamie!

- Alex.

Pip.

- Bobby. - You made it.

- You all right? - I'm fine.

- Holy shit, Pip.

You did it.

What kind of ESP telepathic-

- In "E.T."

When he's lost, they find him near the town storm drain.

You remembered.

- We only watched it every birthday for like seven years.

- What's "E.T."?

- You know, that movie with the alien.

- Looks like a shaved ball sac.

- You shut your mouth.

You think you're funny?

You don't even know.

That film is everything about friendship.

Elliott's only 10 and no one, not his parents,

not even the Army.

No one but him goes the extra mile for friendship.

No one.

- Pip.

It's okay.

You're my Elliot.

[somber music]

- It's getting late.

- You okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

- So you killed her, eh?

The hunter.

- It wasn't me, it was all her.

I mean, she straight up executed that bitch.

- No, I didn't.

- You shot her with her own gun.

- No, I didn't.

It was a tranquilizer gun.

- What?

- You thought I killed her

and then you didn't talk about it again?

- So she wanted me alive.

- Anyway, so we go back to the coordinates,

and then what?

More waiting?

- The man on the phone,

he only answered because I was a man.

So maybe I should just go alone.

- No, no, we are not splitting up again.

- I mean, I go in alone, then you three,

you join me later.

Then I'll vouch for all three of you.

Okay?

Plan?

- Plan.

- Plan.

- Plan, Pip?

- Pip knows the score.

She's got this on lockdown.

Right, Pip?

Pip!

- Where have you taken us?

- [Pip] This is the Wellness Center.

- Pip. - Pip, turn around.

- Why have you done this?

- No! - Turn around.

♪ Drunk little Indian boy they said ♪

♪ Spouting off his mouth 'bout the great man's debt ♪

♪ What's a little brag between boys in the cell ♪

♪ You never know who's listening at the gates of hell ♪

♪ They're like video stores press rewind delete ♪

♪ On those that don't work that don't fit nice and neat ♪

♪ In the future we'd say he's worth something ♪

♪ Hell I coulda been somebody

♪ Don't you know who I am

♪ Don't you know who I am

♪ In certain circles well you can't touch me ♪

♪ I'm a dance around

♪ You know I'm connected to the powers that be ♪

♪ Like Ali you ain't got nothing on me ♪

♪ You put my tail in jail is this a place called hell ♪

♪ Wheelin' and dealin' on a Saturday night ♪

♪ Caught between a calling and a stitched up fight ♪

♪ Brushing birds that travel hell out of here ♪

♪ Can you see me in your eyes

♪ Don't you know who I am

♪ Don't you know who I am

[gentle music]

- What you did today,

I can't imagine how hard that was for you.

- You're not gonna hurt them, right?

Everything will go back to the way it was,

like you said?

- You have my word.

You'll stay here tonight for our annual sync feast.

- I'm coming to that?

- Why, Pippie.

You are the guest of honor.

- Hey, give me your tops.

- Incest.

- Come on, just give me your tops.

[gentle music]

- You're a shit McGyver, you know that?

- Yeah, well you're a do nothing bitch.

- I think you were supposed to hold onto one end.

- You haven't been eating bad eggs, have you?

[door buzzing]

[ominous music]

- I see my lucky girls can't wait to be forever free.

You must be so excited about the procedure.

If you could remove the rest of your clothes,

underwear, jewelry, and put these on.

- Okay.

Lane, you got me, all right?

I won't fight you.

- Please remove your clothes, jewelry and put these on.

- Jamie's got nothing to do with it.

You have to let her go.

- Have to...

Why do I have to?

- Because she's pregnant.

- Oh my goddess.

Congratulations.

Pip didn't say.

- I didn't tell her.

- Oh.

[laughs]

You must have had such fun with your house guest.

- Where is Pip?

- Not your concern.

- I need to talk to her.

- She talked to me.

She asked for everything to go back to the way it was.

- Where is she?

- I'm sensing a tone in your voice.

- You're a liar.

You're nothing but a liar.

- How am I a liar, sweetie?

- You just said everything will go back to the way it was.

- And so it shall.

I remember when Alex's mom came here.

Angry, stressed, in pain.

Now her mom dances.

She sings, she smells roses,

just like she did way back

before any of this negativity started.

[screaming]

- Fuck you!

- Lane, please don't do this.

- Thank you for your cooperation.

- No, no.

Give it back.

- Gorgeous.

- Oh my goddess.

[gentle music]

[gasping] - Oh my goddess.

Wow.

- Pip, you look stunning.

- I've always thought this about you, but you are my idol.

- I can't believe you found

a real, live breathing human male.

- How do you do it?

- Don't crowd her.

I'll take you to your seat.

I'll just take her to a seat.

And when you get a chance, you have to teach me

how you do you your smokey eye, okay?

And how you get the wings to flick out,

even the flick outness.

Cause it's difficult?

Okay, you sit here.

- Everyone, please be seated.

I cannot believe how blessed we are,

this unprecedented syncfest.

Can you feel it?

The energy vibrating in the room.

[women giggling]

Such excitement in the air, such abundant hope.

It is my honor, my unmitigated joy

to welcome new committee member, Pippa,

to our- - Welcome, Pippa.

- It's Pip. Just call me Pip.

- Pippin here has brought to us today

a treasure, precious as a saber tooth tiger.

Everyone, this is Robert.

- Hey, Robert.

- Robert will be joining us for dinner

before I chaperone him to government house in the morning.

And so without further ado, let's drink and feast.

Carpe Futurum

- [Woman] Gosh, he must be so hungry.

- [Woman] He's got good hands.

- They're prepping the surgery now.

- Unless you wanna not and say we did.

- I can't.

- You won't.

- I can't.

- Wait, you guys are together?

- Were. - Silver linings, hey?

I don't have to eat out a Lane lackey anymore.

- There are people out there getting on with life, Alex.

There are people out there that are actually happy.

We could've been them.

- You're blind. - And you're blinkered.

You're so focused on all the bad stuff,

you miss the good.

- I see the truth.

- The truth is...

- What?

- I was falling in love with you.

We made each other happy.

- How can I love you if I'm not allowed to hate you?

- Goodbye, Alex.

- Bad bye, Constance.

- Bobby.

Bobby.

I know you're angry with me right now

but one day you'll see that I did this all for you.

Is that... - What?

- No, but look.

Is it finished because there's so much meat on the bone?

- Oh, now you're my mother?

- If your mother wasn't a wastrel, then yes.

- My mother was a saint.

And who's this wastrel?

It's not even a fucking word.

- Absolutely, it is a word.

Otherwise, why would I use it?

- I mean, okay, so then she,

she just handed him over on her own accord

and now her friends are gonna get permed.

- Really? - Uh-huh.

- [Woman] How is he still talking to her?

- I don't know, because he didn't even look at me.

And most people look at my face.

- Except her.

- Hello?

I'm empty.

- She has like this perfect symmetrical face,

and she really suits her fringe.

And I also have, if I do this way

and then that way, it's also the same face.

- I reckon her dress is so sharp.

- It's my dress.

I chose it for her.

- Really?

I have no memory of you ever wearing that dress.

I was gonna say, do you think that I would suit a fringe?

- I think I might get a fringe.

- [Michelle] You should get a fringe.

- Yeah, you should get a fringe.

- Yeah, we should all get fringes.

- Our guests of honor seem to be getting on so well,

that I wonder, Pippie,

do you know Bobby slept with your best friend, Jamie.

[laughing]

- No, no, no, no, no.

They didn't sleep together.

- Slept with?

I came in a cup.

- Oh! Oh!

Oh, cheers!

- Shut up!

The goddesses have showered us with bounty.

Pipparella here is ripe with lust.

- Lane, I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.

We're not together or anything.

- No, no, no, no.

I'm so happy for your abundant desire.

I want to share it with you.

The foreplay.

The flirting.

The flaunting.

You gifted us with dinner and show, haven't they?

- Haven't they, Michelle.

- Yes. - A love show.

- I love shows. - Miss him.

- Same. - Don't you?

Can't very well promise a show and then not deliver on it,

can you, Michelle?

- No, you can't. - No.

Pippy, my sweet apple Pip.

Embrace your abundance and share it with us.

We want you two love birds to kiss.

[women giggling]

We all want you to kiss.

It's a special night.

So come on, give us a little kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

- [All] Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

- Boo, you got to do it properly.

Gotta use tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

- [All] Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

[Bobby screaming]

- Help me hold him.

- Get the fuck off me.

[indistinct chattering]

- What are you doing? - Shut him up.

- Lane, no.

- Oh, come on.

You've been teasing us all evening.

- No.

- Oh, we can make him hard for you.

Lucky boy.

He wouldn't get hard if he didn't want it.

Fuck him.

- What?

- What?

I said, fuck him.

- Pip, no.

- You're drunk. You're all drunk.

This is for you, Pipporella, for your optimal self.

Celebrate your abundance.

Take what you want.

Either you take what you want

or you don't deserve my gifts.

Your seat at my table.

- But you said that...

- Fuck him like he wants you to or I perm your friends.

Do it.

[heavy breathing]

[women laughing]

- Pip.

Pip.

- [All] Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

- There's a good girl.

- [All] Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

- No!

- No?

- Go fuck yourself.

- What did you say to me?

- All this time, I thought you wanted to change the world.

But you just wanted to rebuild the old one

with you at the top.

You're elegant, you're charming.

Your skin game's a 10, but you're so cliche.

A power hungry, shriveled, old bitch.

I just don't see your appeal anymore.

Do you?

[dramatic music]

- Constance, take Pip to be forever freed

with her friends.

- See? See what I mean?

- Constance, now.

I mean, right now.

- Yes, ma'am.

- Put her right this second with the others

and bring 'em all back so I can see.

- No.

No!

Get off me.

- More wine!

Dessert.

[dramatic music]

[drill buzzing]

[gentle music]