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[men cheering]
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♪ I see trees of green
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♪ Red roses too
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♪ I see them bloom
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♪ For me and you
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♪ And I think to myself
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♪ What a wonderful world
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♪ I see skies of blue
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♪ Clouds of white
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♪ A bright blessed day
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♪ And dark sacred night
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♪ And I think to myself
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♪ What a wonderful world
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♪ The colors of the rainbow
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♪ So pretty in the sky
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♪ Are also on the faces
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♪ Of people going by
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♪ I see friends shaking hands
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♪ Saying how do you do
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♪ They're really
saying I love you ♪
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♪ I hear babies cry
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♪ I watch them grow
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♪ They'll learn much more
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♪ Than I'll ever know
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♪ And I think to myself
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♪ What a wonderful world
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♪ What a wonderful world
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[audience applauding]
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- Great.
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- Cry harder kid,
shit's gonna get worse.
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- Why are you like this?
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- Why aren't you like this?
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What the fuck is that,
grass and shit stew?
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- Hey, give it back!
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- Guys.
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- Nah.
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- We don't say guys anymore,
Jaime, it's triggering.
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- Guys is a trigger word now?
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- Alex, look, just
leave Pip alone.
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- No, Jamie, didn't you hear?
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Wellness has fixed everything
with trigger words.
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- She said shush, Lane is here.
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[audience cheering]
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- Women of Hiro Valley, sisters,
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survivors.
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Eight years ago today, the
virus took all the world's men.
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Our fathers, brothers,
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friends, our lovers, our sons.
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Our hearts are forever scarred,
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but the time for
harking back is over.
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- [Crowd] Yes.
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- In eight years,
look what we built.
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- [Crowd] Yes.
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- Education, healthcare for all.
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Menstruation leave, mandatory.
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[audience applauding]
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The virus may have
taken our men,
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but it will not
take our potential.
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- [Crowd] Yes.
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Carpe Futurum
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- Thanks to the
goddess, we have seed.
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Are we not blessed?
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- Yes!
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- Well...
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- Does our past
trauma make us weak?
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- No!
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- [Alex] Gullible, yes.
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- Shut up!
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- Alex, come on.
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We are going.
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- One day through wellness,
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we will overcome this
virus and truly create
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a brave new world!
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[crowd gasping]
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- That's not mine, it's not.
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- Be your best, be free.
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[audience applauding]
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- Oh, shit, no, no, no, no.
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- Ow!
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- Wow,
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these are new, so uplifting.
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The fonts are shit.
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- Assault of the mayor
is a blissable offense.
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- Oh, I am so sorry, Cunstable.
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- Don't call me that.
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- What, Cunstable?
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- Do you ever get sick of this?
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You miserable little shit.
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- I'm constantly sick of
this, you power drunk asshole.
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- Seventh time lucky,
two, three, four, two
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- Without further a do, the
winter re-population draw!
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[audience applauding]
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Three, two, zero, zero.
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[audience clapping]
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A seed could not
find a finer garden.
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- [Crowd] Yes.
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- Two, three, four, two.
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[crowd clapping]
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- Two, three, four, two.
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[audience clapping]
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- Hey
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- What's up?
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- I was thinking,
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do you think maybe sometime
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we can go away for a, weekend
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- Sorry, but you have
the biggest blackhead
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on the side of your nose.
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- Why do you do that?
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- Do what?
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- Twist the moment.
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[door pounding]
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- [Security] What's going
on? Why is the door locked?
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- Security purposes.
What do you want?
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- [Security] Why is
it taking so long?
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- I'll be done in a minute.
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- Done giving me off or done
shooting me in the head?
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How's that for
twisting the moment?
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- Jesus.
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- Unless you want to
know and say we did.
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- You know I can't do that.
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- So stop dangling
dirty weekends
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like we're normal people
and get on with it.
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What gets you wetter?
Me or that gun?
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- This is fucked.
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- That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
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- Us. Us is fucked.
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- Release the semen slowly.
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- I am doing it slowly.
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- Five potato, four potato...
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- Three potato, two
potato, one potato.
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- Don't pull it out so fast.
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Slowly, slowly.
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[cow moos]
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Nice, see? Happy days.
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Your first insemination.
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Pat yourself on the back.
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Oh, c'mon, you created life.
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You're like a God
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- Dess, goddess.
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- Oh, here we go.
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- Constance. Thank you so much.
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Um I just want to talk about...
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- Hey guys. Ow.
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- Oh, easy.
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- I am easy.
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- Constance is easy
with her tongue.
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- No I'm not.
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- No driving, no
heavy lifting...
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- No sharp objects,
supervision and secured
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sleeping arrangements
recommended while
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blissed, we know. Duration?
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- Five days.
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Repeat offense.
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- Excellent choice.
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The best.
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In regards to the evidence...
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- We'll talk later, okay?
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- Okay.
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- Uh, thanks. We can
take it from here.
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- Constance, I just
wanted to say that,
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even though it was my name
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on the cup, the smoothie
assault was all Alex.
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I would never do that to
Lane and I would never
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waste a flaxseed and spinach.
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Be your best, be free!
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- I love your nose.
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- Yup yup yup.
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- No wonder Jackson
wanted to fuck you.
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- Okay.
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- Ooh, incest.
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- She's my sister-in-law.
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- Yeah. Incest.
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- Okay. Can you just be useful
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and give me a hand?
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- You're a selfish
little turd burger,
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aren't you?
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Jeopardize Jamie's
chances at another baby.
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You make us all look bad.
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We'd be better off without you.
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- Oh my god Pip.
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- What? She can't
hear me or she can,
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but you know,
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lights on, no one home.
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She won't remember,
she won't care anyway.
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She hates me.
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- Hate's a bit of a strong word.
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- Alex is a strong turd burger.
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- [Jamie] Goodnight.
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- Goodnight.
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- Sperm is precious.
Sperm is rare.
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That's why we've established
the re-population lottery.
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A robust just process
for selecting success and
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delivering a healthy future.
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To keep our population stable,
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our quarterly allocation
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from the nation's pre-virus
sperm banks is gifted
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to our most viable
motherhood candidates.
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Congratulations. You
just made the first step
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in this wonderful journey.
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Take a moment to acknowledge
your incredible good fortune
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and radient power.
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- Ow.
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- Oh, sorry.
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- First time?
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- Fourth.
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- Wow. You have four daughters?
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- Oh no.
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My number has come up
four times, but I just
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I can't seem to get
past this next stage.
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- There's another stage?
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- Oh, your vulva. It's, I mean,
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It's, it's, it's impressive.
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- Thank you?
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- Impressively healthy.
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And I have seen my share.
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So you've only had one
successful pregnancy?
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- Yep.
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- Just just one?
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- Yeah.
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- Nine years ago.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay.
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So you understand and
agree that in participating
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in the re-population lottery,
there is a 50% possibility
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of miscarriage.
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- Yeah, it's fine.
The boy babies die.
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I know, I've been through worse.
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Like everyone.
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- Yeah. Well, it's not really
a baby at that stage, anyway.
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It's more like a little pink
piece of Y chromosome snot.
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How are you weekly orgasms?
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- Um, not great.
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It's been on the back
burner, actually.
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- Okay. Well get busy.
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Come on, bring it up to
tri-weekly if you can.
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- Read this Alex.
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This is me Alex, do what I say.
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Go eat.
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Okay.
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No!
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- [Doctor] Lane,
do you want quality
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or do you want quantity?
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- [Lane] I don't wanna
compromise on you.
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An abundant future
is my top priority.
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Is it yours?
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- [Doctor] Yes, but if you do-
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what the heck?
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- [Lane] What is that?
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- Ow. Hello.
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Sorry, I was just
doing the snacks
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for the committee meeting.
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Sorry, you guys, girls, women,
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just continue as
if I weren't here.
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- I'll talk to you soon.
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- Okay.
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- Philippa. Come.
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- Actually, everyone
calls me Pip,
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but you can call me
Phillipa, if you want.
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You'd be the only one,
but that's fine too.
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If you want to be the only one.
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- Philly.
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Do you know what
I love about you?
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I love that
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I can trust you to do the right
thing and keep confidences.
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If there's anything you
want to talk to me about,
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my door is open.
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Michelle.
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[women chattering]
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- You can leave now Pip.
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[spacey music]
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- Could we um, I'm sorry,
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Could we, um
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- Jamie, you know the house -
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- I won't tell anyone,
okay? I promise.
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- I can't.
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- Please.
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Please.
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- Hey Jamie.
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- Hey Jackson.
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- Hey.
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- Is for horses.
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- Tell me about your day.
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00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,360
- It was good.
284
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,440
- Tell me what you did.
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- I milked the cows.
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00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,320
- Then what?
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00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,360
- I let them out.
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00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,200
- Yeah? Tell me more.
289
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,760
- Well, rain's been
scarce recently,
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00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,320
so I had to mix in some silage.
291
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,480
- Not the silage.
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- Half silage half hay.
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- Ask me about my day.
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- How was your day?
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- I'm gonna have another baby.
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It's true.
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We're gonna be a family again.
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- Hello. Hello.
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- Yes, hello.
300
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,480
- Where's Alex?
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00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,480
- I don't know.
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I thought she was with you.
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00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,200
- No why would she
be with me I was
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at the doctors.
305
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,080
- Well, I had a pressing
committee meeting.
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I was in charge of catering.
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- Okay. Alex! Al?
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00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,320
Shit.
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- That's my good towel.
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- Alex?
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00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,000
- Alex?
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00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:29,400
- This place, this
whole shitty place.
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00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,160
Look Ma, they blissed me again,
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00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,120
but I found a new way
to mess with them.
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00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,000
What do you care?
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00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,960
They permed you.
317
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,560
- She's not here.
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00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,360
I think we need to
get in the truck
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00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,160
and look for her.
320
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,040
- She would not look
this hard for us.
321
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,800
- What the fuck, Pip?
322
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,360
- What? People die in fridges
and freezers all the time.
323
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,520
- Have you thought about
what happens to you
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00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,360
if she does turn up dead?
325
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,960
They're not going to
promote someone who's left
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00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,200
her blissed to die.
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00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,160
Pip wait up!
328
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,400
Be careful, be
careful, be careful!
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00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:39,560
Ah help!
330
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:44,840
- What was that?
331
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,120
- Was that Alex?
332
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,360
Tell me that wasn't Alex.
333
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,560
- That wasn't Alex.
334
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,320
- Did you just kill Alex?
335
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,920
- No! It was a goat!
336
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,040
- It didn't sound like a goat!
337
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,920
We don't even have any goats.
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00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,920
- Alex?
339
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,920
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
340
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,560
- Don't be dead.
Please don't die.
341
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,400
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
342
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,800
We need to get our
story straight.
343
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:49,120
We were both in the house
and I was making a delicious
344
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,960
and nutritious Callan,
pomegranate salad for dinner.
345
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,920
When we heard a screech
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00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,560
and a thump and, and I said,
347
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,080
Oh my goddess, what was that?
348
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,480
- The fuck is wrong with you?
349
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,200
- Quinoa and pomegranate?
350
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:08,160
- Vom, quinoa tastes
like grassy pubes.
351
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,160
Holy shit, who that?
352
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,400
- You, you, you, I thought--
353
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,320
- What did you guys do?
354
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,520
- Iwe don't say guys anymore.
355
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,400
- It looks dead.
356
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,320
- Flip her over.
357
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,360
- You flip her over.
358
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,400
- Fucking pussies,
359
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,040
hey lady,
360
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,120
wakey wakey.
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00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:59,880
- It can't be. There aren't any.
362
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,160
- [Alex] It is.
363
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,360
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
364
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,760
It's one of those
fake stick on beards.
365
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,800
- [Alex] No stick on.
366
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:07,840
- They used glue.
367
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:08,960
- It's not glue dude.
368
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,080
- I'll be the judge of that.
369
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,000
They don't use dude anymore.
370
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,360
- Go ahead.
371
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,280
- I will.
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00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,440
- Be my guest.
373
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,560
- I would never be your guest
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00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,400
because you would
be a terrible host.
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00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,000
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