All language subtitles for Wild Cards S01E01 CBC.720p WEBRip x264.Sdh

(squish)

(door opening)

(heels clacking)

- Who are you? Where's maria?

- Maria's appendix
burst last night

She asked me to fill in.

- It's always
something with her.

Ma dai.

I don't have change.

You can send five
dollars with maria

When she's back tomorrow.

And tell her, I expect
her back tomorrow.

Mi raccomando.

- Excuse me, where's the bleach?

- Seriously?

(sigh)

Maria should have
told you all this.

All you had to do was look.
I'm getting my hair done.

I'll be home by five. Be
gone by then. Va bene.

- Have a nice day! Thank
you, mrs. Pallione.

(clunk)

(upbeat rap music)

(mimicking): All you had to
do... All you had to do...

All you had to do was look.

♪ Bad chick, I could
be your fantasy ♪

♪ I could tell you
got big energy ♪

I don't have change...
I don't have change...

I don't have change.

♪ Make 'em sing to this
thang like a melody ♪

♪ and if your girl ain't
right, I got the remedy ♪

♪ it ain't too many of
'em that can handle me ♪

♪ bad chick, I could
be your fantasy ♪

♪ yeah, tell me how
you want it, want it ♪

♪ three, two, one
camera rolling ♪

♪ do it slow
motion, real chick ♪

♪ all that big talk,
latto put 'em on it ♪

♪ latto, I'm just
bein' honest ♪

♪ lingerie dolce. Blindfold ♪

♪ tie me to the bed
while we roleplay ♪

♪ can't skip foreplay,
kill the kitty cold case ♪

They never hide the key.

♪ On the count of
three, bad get money ♪

♪ money broke to the
left, we don't want it ♪

(door opening)

(♪♪)

I need help with my box.

- Sorry, what?
- My safe deposit box.

Here, take all the things
you need or whatever.

(thud)

(max gasps)

(sigh)

I've had a terrible day.

My pussycat, benigni, he died.

- Oh my god, you poor woman.

- Grazie. Now please,
make it fast, fast, fast.

I need to lie down.

- Absolutely, mrs. Pallione.

I'll handle it myself.

♪ Tell me how you want it
three, two, one and I'm on it ♪

Let me know if there is
anything else you need,

And once again, my deepest
condolences on your loss.

(♪♪)

(creak)

(jingling)

♪ I like what I see ♪

♪ a boss like you
need a boss like me ♪

(clatter)

(heels clacking)

(♪♪)

(mrs. Pallione): That's her!

(phone ringing)

(woman): What's happening?

(clinking)

(clinking)

(upbeat music)

(♪♪)

(distant siren)

(sirens)

(tires screeching)

- We'll get back there, someday.

(cheering)

(cheering)

(laughter)

Just not today.

(clicking)

(engine revving)

(sirens)

(indistinct chatter)

- Captain nemo, something wrong?

- Yes, she can't
ride on the bow.

- The what?

- The bow. The
front of the boat.

- Why not?

- It's illegal. While
the boat's moving,

Everybody's gotta in
their proper seats.

- Are you giving me a ticket?

Yeah, that's what happens
when you break the law.

- What about him?

(purring)

He's a cat.

(radio): Come in maritime unit.

(radio static)

- It's maritime unit here.

(radio): Robbery in progress.
Aldicott bank on 4th

And balsam. Backup needed.

- Oh, you need me?

(radio): Yes, you!

- Alright, I'm on my way.

It's your lucky day.

(seagulls cawing)

Hold on, marc.

(purring)

(engine revving)

(indistinct shouting)

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

Hey, where are they?

(phone ringing)

- So, I asked her, what
the hell she was doing,

And she said, don't look at
me, that's not my ocelot!

(laughter)

- Hey, what's the situation?

- Hi. Are you my ride?

(♪♪)

- You guys call for
backup, what's going on?

- Take it easy, skipper.

You just gotta bring
her in and book her.

- Why can't you do it?
- Let's not fight over me, guys.

- We have an
important assignment.

- They have a baseball game
against fire station 18.

Big game. I got
50 on these guys.

(officer): We won't
let you down, max.

- I know you won't, jim.

- Where are you going?
- I'm not a damn taxi service.

- Direct order from the
chief because everyone else

In the area's on a real case.

Or was the demotion to water
cop not enough for you?

'cause I heard there's an
opening in animal services.

(chuckling)

(meowing)

(purring)

- Oh, a cat! Hey girl.

- Damn it, he must have
slipped through the grate.

- Is this your cat?

- Yes.

- Damn, I'm having a cat
day. Oh and she likes me.

What's her name? Why do
you have a cat in your car?

Is she magic like sabrina's cat?

I have so many
questions I'm vibrating.

- His name is marc.
End of conversation.

- I see you, marc.

(purring)

(engine revving)

(car honking)

(suspenseful music)

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

- Heads up everyone.

As you all know, a valuable
painting was stolen

Out of the lobby of the law
firm of lee and tordano.

- Oh hey, master and commander,
that's not your desk anymore.

- How about a little decorum,
some professionalism please.

Leave crimson tide alone.

(laughter)

(li): Enough. Enough, eyes here.

Theft happened between two
and four a.M. This morning.

This was not a smash and grab.

Whoever stole this painting knew
exactly what they were doing.

Security system was
disabled remotely.

So, we do not have
exact time of entry,

Nor do we have any
footage from inside.

Cyber unit is
currently reversing...

- Name.
- Max mitchell.

So, why's everyone
ragging on you like that?

- Address?
- 1736 rosewood crescent.

Did you used to work with them?
- Date of birth.

- December fifth,
1993. Sagittarius.

So, you used to work with them

But for some reason got
transferred to sea patrol?

- It's called maritime unit.

- I think I like
'sea patrol' more.

(beep) (ellis): Dammit.

I need a new login. Alright,
look, you stay here. Don't move.

- You got it, amigo.

(li): So we have to be
better at uncovering them.

This was the third major
robbery in the last six months

By the same thief.

- Well, how do you know
it's the same thief?

- He leaves a signature at
every scene. This symbol here.

Internally we're calling
him the infinity thief.

(max): How do you
know it's a he?

- Forensic psychology
unit worked up a profile.

Any other questions?

- I'm good.

(li): Each robbery has been
executed to perfection.

Not a single print or speck
of dust to go on, until now.

The forensics unit found
specs of dirt at the scene.

Samples traced to a region of
vineyards outside the city.

- What's with the coins?
- Shh.

Hey chief, what's
with the coins?

- We're not sure. We think
he's messing with us.

(sigh)

- Sorry, I just got
swept up in the moment.

- Sit down. (li):
This thief has been

Ripping off the
mayor's biggest donors.

So, call your families,

Tell them you won't
be home for dinner.

You're gonna canvas
every vineyard.

This is the mayor's
number one priority.

Move out!

(indistinct chatter)

- This is exciting.

(clattering)

- They'll take you for
processing tomorrow.

(max sighing)

- They're not going
to catch that thief.

- Really? Tell
me, oh wise one.

- Someone as good
as that guy or girl

Doesn't accidentally leave
behind dirt that specific.

It's a game. A distraction.
But the pennies there...

That's the clue they're
daring us to figure out.

- So what are the pennies
supposed to mean then?

- I don't know yet.

- Well, you'll have 15-20
to think about it in prison.

- One more thing,

I'm pescatarian,
who should I tell?

- I'll pass be sure to
pass it along to the chef.

(max): Thanks!

Goodnight you prince of maine,
you king of new England.

(♪♪)

(sombre music)

(bell chiming)

(meows)

(sigh)

(water flowing)

(ringing)

(beep)

- This is ellis.

- It's max. Listen,
after dinner,

Which was surprisingly good.
Oh and I just remembered...

(ellis): Who is this?
- Max.

You know, the sassy,
fiercely charming woman

With drop dead gorgeous
style you hung out with?

- How are you even calling me?
- I get a phone call.

(ellis): Well, I'm sorry you
wasted your only phone call.

Goodbye...
- w-wait! Listen,

I know where the infinity
thief is gonna hit next.

- Where?
- Heritage appraisals, downtown.

- How do you know that?
(max): Look 'em up.

They just received a rare coin.

A 1937 edward the eighth coin,
worth a cool 2.5 million.

(ellis): Their logo is the
same formation as the coins.

(max): Go check it out.
You heard your boss,

You crack this one,

I bet the mayor will let
you out of sea patrol.

- Maritime unit. But w-what
do you get out of this?

- If I'm right,
give me the credit.

- Wait, how did
you get my number?

(clattering)

Hello?

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

(distant sirens)

(squeaking)

(dog barking)

(menacing music)

(creaking)

Police. Anyone there?

(♪♪)

(muffled moaning)

(moaning)

(♪♪)

This is detective ellis, badge
number 8397, I need backup

At heritage appraisals, 2384...

(thud)

(li): I'm just trying to get the facts
straight here. So, you didn't see anyone?

- He came at me from behind. The
guard said he was wearing a mask.

While you took everybody
in the department

For wine tasting, I actually
caught the guy in the act.

Are we done here?

- The police commissioner
wants to know

How you figured this out when
you're not even on the case.

(♪♪)

- The sheer number of
rules and procedures

That were broken
here is baffling.

That said, this is
the closest by far

Anyone has come to
cracking this case.

- You're making me blush,
but it was a team effort.

- The mayor's biggest donors
are the ones being robbed.

They are not happy. That
means he is not happy.

He wants this case closed.

- A man of action. I like it.

- In here, I talk, not
you. Do you understand?

- Clear as day.

- You're going to
stay on the case.

- Thank you, ma'am.

- Both of you.

- What?
- What?

- Be still my heart.

- Ma'am, you can't be serious.

She's a thief and a con artist.

(li): Us enlisting a criminal to help
solve a case. How's that gonna look?

- If it works, it will
make the mayor happy.

And if he's happy,
we're all happy.

Her particular skill set
can be helpful to us.

The two of you start
right away. Report to li.

- Wait a minute.

What do I get out of it?

(li): Pardon?

- Aside from helping the
mayor win his re-election.

- What do you want?

- I want off the boat
and back on my desk.

- Ma'am, may I just say that...

- Close the case
and I will recommend

Your reinstatement
to the committee.

- Thank you.

- Since we're making
christmas lists here,

I'd actually like...

- You don't get to
make any demands.

If you solve the case,
in a law-abiding way,

I will recommend probation
to the prosecutor.

And just so we're
all equally invested,

If they do anything to
cause the department

Any embarrassment, it's on you.

(door closing)

- I can't believe this.
- I can't believe this.

- Right. It's like
winning the lottery.

(car honking)

Well, isn't this a hoot?

- Look, let's get one
thing really clear,

I don't like any
of this. Alright.

So just do what I say and
we'll both get back to doing

What we're good at in
no time. Sound good?

- Why did you get
kicked off your desk?

- No. This isn't a date, okay.

I'm a cop, you're a criminal.

That's all we need to
know about each other.

- Okay, I get it. We're
not quite there yet.

So what next?
- We look over the case files.

See if anyone missed anything.
(max): Waste of time.

If you're going to
steal a coin like that,

You need a fence. If it were me,

I'd go talk to joey and noah
over at thorpe auction house.

- You heard the commissioner,
I got a particular skill set.

- Fine, go.

(♪♪)

- Okay, when we go in,

I'm claire, not max.

- Mm, why?
- I know the owners.

Best we don't mix
history into this.

- Oh, did you rip
them off or something?

- Hm, you say tomato...

(♪♪)

(in a british accent):
Apologies for our tardiness.

My valet had a spell of
tummy troubles, let's say.

Oh, I adore your tie
and kerchief, hermes?

- No, it's... hey!

- Excuse me.

(♪♪)

- Ladies and gentlemen,

This next piece is
something my brother noah

Hounded me to get.

As irksome as that
was, he was right.

Let's open the bidding
at 70 thousand.

- 70 thousand.
- 90 thousand!

- What are you doing?
- 90 thousand.

- This is part of
our investigation.

The department will
cover it, right?

- No. No, they won't.

- 100.

- 175!

(joey): 175 going once,

Going twice...
- No!

- 175 sold to bidder 88.

(clack)

(indistinct chatter)

- Oh, don't be so
glum, rockford. We won!

Now let's talk to
the dead ringers.

(indistinct chatter)

(♪♪)

- Ah, yes, you won the
ho-jin nahng painting.

So, cashier's check or cash.

- I'll be paying
cash, but I must speak

With joey and noah first.

- Well, I can help
you with anything.

(sigh)

- I understand you must
protect joey and noah

From the showboats
and divas around here,

But you see, about a year ago

Joey, noah and I shared
a very special night

Together in my hotel...

Isn't he just gorgeous? Oh.

He looks just like
them. I just...

I don't know which one.

- I'll take you to their office.

(max): Thank you.

- Joey, noah!
- Hey.

- No, no way, get her out!
- Hey max.

- Uh, joey, come on...
- no, last time you were here,

Three of the vases in
our ming collection

Were somehow switched
with porcelain fakes.

- It's so hard to
find good appraisers.

- No, you're a thief. (max):
Gentlemen let's not dwell

In the past, okay? I'm here in
an entirely new capacity today.

I am now a guardian
of the law, okay?

(joey): How did
you... give me that.

- Sorry.

- I'm detective ellis.

I'm here investigating
the robbery

Of a rare coin that was taken
from heritage appraisals.

Max is a consultant.

Silent consultant.

You two know
anything about that?

- What did you tell
this guy about us?

- I didn't tell him anything.
- So why are you here?

- Maybe I told him something.

- Okay, gentlemen, look,
we're off the record.

I don't care what you
buy or what you sell.

I'm looking for a lead.

- We don't sell hot properties.

We have, however, at times,

Known of people in
possession of these things

And may have inadvertently
made introductions.

- For a fee.
- I got out of that game.

A promise to my brother.
- It's true.

- If noah says so, I believe
him. Noah, how's the knee?

- Better, thanks for asking.

- Oh my god, these
egg rolls are amazing!

Best in town.

- The absolute best in town.

(max): It's so good!
- Best in town.

(overlapping chatter)
- everyone shut up!

- My fav...

- You two need to
give me something now,

Or I'll just have to verify
every single piece in here.

We'll have to shut
you down, of course.

But, uh, shouldn't take more
than a month or two, three.

- Okay, okay, okay. You
don't need to play bad cop.

I can give you a list of
names. There aren't many people

Who would be in the market
for items like this.

But if anyone finds
out I gave you names,

I'm a dead man so at least make
an attempt to play the good cop.

- Max?
- Yeah. We're good.

Thanks guys. Nice to see you.

- Don't come back.
- Nice to see you, max.

- Damn, that was amazing!

We're like bones and that
dude from buffy, castle

And that hot girl,
'a star is born, '

Except you're lady gaga

And I'm bradley cooper.

- Mmhm.
- So, what next?

- I guess we start running
down this list of names.

What are you doing?

- These aren't real buyers.
I could tell he was lying.

- Ah, great. So, we're
back at square one, then?

- How 'bout let's grab a
drink at a seedy dive bar

You're a regular at,
talk about the case,

Get into a bar fight...
- No. I'm taking you home

And we'll start first
tomorrow morning, okay.

Oh, and you are
not to go anywhere.

You want some
food, you order in.

You want some fresh air,
you open a window. Got it?

- Got it, locked it,
threw away the key.

(sigh)
- where do you live again?

I hope it's not far.

(seagulls cawing)

(tires squeaking)

You live here?
(max): At the moment.

- I bet the owners are away and
you're squatting, aren't 'cha?

- I'm in between residences.

And I have a lot of friends who
generously lend me their places.

- Ms. Max, welcome back.

- Who's that?

- That's my butler. Ricky, we
got any more mac and cheese?

- I'll cook some up.

Will your friend be
staying for dinner?

- No, no, no. I'm good, thanks.
- You must be hungry...

Okay.

- Hey, remember what I
said, don't go anywhere.

(click)

(engine revving)

(tap)

(tapping)

(suspenseful music)

(click)

- I was just about to call you!

- Oh, yeah. Sure you were.

I followed you because I
knew I couldn't trust you.

You're very predictable,
you know that?

- That's insulting.
I'm hardly predictable.

Case in point...

(creaking)

I know you're impressed.

- Okay, move.

(eerie music)

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

(gasp)

(max): Joey!

(♪♪)

(soft music)

(♪♪)

- He's still got his
wallet, his watch.

No sign of forced entry.
This wasn't robbery.

- Cause of death appears to be

Blunt force trauma to
the back of the head.

- So, he was either
taken by surprise

Or he trusted the person
enough to give him his back.

(sigh)

There's an inscription here.

"what is right to be done,
cannot be done too soon."

- Still no sign of
the murder weapon.

- I'll keep
looking. Nice work.

Hey you, alright?

- Who'd wanna kill joey?

He wasn't a bad guy.

(li): Did I miss something?

Because nobody called
me about a warrant.

What the hell were you doing
here in the middle of the night?

- I was following up on a hunch.

I want you both out of
here. Get back to your case.

- This is our case.
They're related.

- How?
- We go talk to joey,

And then later that
night he ends up dead.

There's no way
it's a coincidence.

- I'm giving it to
simmons and yates.

- The commissioner didn't
ask for simmons and yates,

She asked for us.

- Yeah, but if you screw up

She's still the commissioner

And I'm out on my ass.

So you do everything by the
book from here on out, got me?

- Yes, sir.

- Hey, thanks for not throwing
me under the bus there.

- If we're gonna work
together, I need to be able

To trust you, alright.

Don't do that again.

Thank you.

- Is that joey's phone?
- Yeah.

We need to inform next of kin.

They got this, we should go.

(suspenseful music)

(max): I'm so sorry, noah.

- Did joey have any enemies?

- Not that I know of.

- Everyone loved joey.

He was the life of the party.
Even if it wasn't a party,

He turned it into one.

(noah): Penny.
- Well, it's true.

- Were you ever jealous
of your brother, noah?

- People always thought
I was, but I wasn't.

He was a showman... (penny):
Noah likes his routine.

- Liked the spotlight.
- Yeah. He likes the quiet life.

- We made a good
team. (penny): Yeah.

- Where were you two last night?

- Penny and I were
both home all evening.

- Would you mind taking
a look at these photos?

Let me know if there's
anything out of place.

- I know this must be
so hard for you guys.

If there's anything you see...

- But don't touch those!

Sorry, those are all

First editions of every
jane austen novel.

- Those books are penny's
most prized possessions.

She won't even
let me touch them.

Um, nothing else
is missing here.

- One last question.

Joey's last phone call was
to the russian embassy.

Do you know who he
might've been calling?

- He promised me he
stopped all that.

(♪♪)

- Stanislav sokolov, otherwise
known as caviar stan.

You know why no one
steals the mona lisa?

- Yeah. Because it's
impossible to sell.

- Exactly. Unless
you're caviar stan.

(ellis): Okay, so, if
joey had the rare coin,

He'd call caviar stan, right?
So, let's go talk to him.

- Can't talk to stan.
- Why?

- He's the son of
a russian diplomat

He has legal protections.

You want to get in, you
gotta have a direct intro.

And his circle is very
small and very tight.

What?

- You're giving me
this whole set-up

Of how impossible it
is to get to this guy,

Like you don't know how to

But you do know how to.

- You know me so well. How
are we not a meme already?

Okay. We're going
to see someone.

- Who?

(rap music)

(clattering)

(guard): George!

You got a visitor.

- What's up, big g?

(clattering)

(guard): Clear!

- My darling!

- Hi. Hi. -

Hey, what about the no
touching thing, huh?

- That don't apply
to george and max.

Max, I took your advice.

Sure enough, my girl
gave me a second chance.

- Treat her right,
davis. Treat her right.

- I got a surprise for you.
- What?

- I'm a cop!
- You are not a cop...

- You have a badge?
- Not yet.

- Not ever.
- A gun?

- Soon.
- No max,

You're not getting a gun.

- This is my
partner, cole ellis.

Meet my dad, george graham.

- Your dad? How did I not know
your father was in prison?

- Different last names.
- Yeah, in our line of work,

You want to be invisible.

Nice to meet my
daughter's partner.

- We're not partners.
- We are.

Dad, we need your help.

We need a face to
face with caviar stan.

- That's not going to be easy.

- I know. But it's important.

- Caviar stan holds a regular
poker game for high rollers

At the baroncrest hotel.
Call teddy takamoro.

He'll get you in. He owes me.

- Thanks dad.

Wear something nice.

(engine revving)

(upbeat music)

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

- I was afraid of this. Ricky!

(distant chatter)

(♪♪)

By the way, I'm a russian
heiress to a microchip oligarch

And you're my half-witted boy
toy slash goat yoga trainer.

- What?

(distant laughter)
(man): Come here.

(man): It's not my luck.

(man): Alright, fill me in, huh?

- That's our guy.
(man): We're all in.

- Irina galenko?
- Da.

- You're okay.
He's not on list.

- But he's my good luck charm.

Darling, please, a
kiss for good luck.

(in russian)

(man laughing)

(suspenseful music)

(clink)

(♪♪)

(clink)

(clink)

- Maybe you should get yourself
another good luck charm.

(dealer): Two pairs,
aces over queens.

(laughter)

And the winner
with a royal flush.

(man): Oh, ho, ho.

(clinking)

(man): Too bad.

(♪♪)

- May we join you? (stan): No.

- We'd like to ask you a couple
questions about joey vaziri.

- I don't like questions.

Especially from
people I don't know.

- Tell you what, you answer
a few questions and, uh,

Maybe we'll give you
back the money you lost.

- What? No, we won't.
- Yes, we will.

- Maybe half.
- All of it.

- Or I can take the money
and not say a thing.

(dramatic music)

(♪♪)

- Look you can call off your
goons, alright. I'm a cop.

- I know and I don't care.
My father's a diplomat.

I could dump you both in

The river and nobody
could touch me.

- They're cheating you.

- What happened to your accent?

- Same thing that
happened to your money.

Your buddy with the sunglasses
and the dealer there.

They're running
the old clark kent.

The cards are marked
with infrared ink.

And sunglasses can read 'em.

You should grab him
before he leaves.

(beep)
- I need you to check out

The sunglasses at the dealer.

(guard): Security.
(dealer): Hey, hey! No, no!

Help me! (guard):
You're the boss...

- Okay. You bought yourself
a couple questions.

So, what about joey?

- He's dead.

- Too bad for him.

- We know you met up with
him a couple nights ago.

- We were supposed to,
but he didn't show.

- How did you know joey?

- I didn't. He got my
number from an old friend.

- Who?

Henry, how long have you worked
at the auction house for?

- 23 years. Noah and
joey's parents hired me.

- Did they know that
you did six years

For robbery when they hired you?

- I was 28-years-old, I
just got out of the joint.

Parents hired me when
no one else would.

They took a chance on me,
made me part of the family.

I'd do anything for
them and the boys.

- This is them right here, right?
- Yes.

- Is this the chinese restaurant
where you get the egg rolls?