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When I was in elementary school,

my mother taught me a job for the first time.

It's fortune-telling

My mother had this mysterious power

The power to see people and their future

And then...

...I became an astrologer

But

For me

You can't see people or their future

Instead

Instead, I can see a man's heart.

My mother told me that

you have too many evil thoughts

so you can't see anything

When will we be able to become fortune tellers?

I've been told by my mother that increasing your sexual intuition will increase your ability.

It's easy for me to feel, though...

Ah! Feels good...!

It feels so good

This is bad

I feel sick and it's boring

Now, there are other things that make me want to do this

Uh

Uu

Umm

Uhh

It feels so good!

Feels so good...

I feel so good!

It feels so good.

Ouch...

Kyo-chan...

Kyo-chan!

I am sorry...

I am sorrry....

Sorryyy

I finally got in...

I have to get ready.

It'so hot!

I've heard that you get hit a lot in Shinjuku.

So, what's your problem?

Well...I'm going to die soon

Die!?

The doctor told me it was nothing

But that is not true

Not true

My cancer is terminal

That why they kept this from me

Yes.

How long will my wife be?

She looks fine, but...

What are you talking about without fortune-telling?!

This person

seems familiar

He was on TV this morning

What do you watch

You

have a job related to manga

Do you know what I'm talking about?

There are a lot of manga behind you.

That's right...

My father just hired me from anime company, but still…

He is the new president at Studio Mori which is famous for animation production company

I'm the new president of Studio Mori.

They say my ability is zero, even though it's good that you're here now

Is your stomach not feeling well?

Yes

You have a serious illness

It can be cured with medication

Let me see

If this continues

If it's true, you'll be married for 3 months.

I knew it...

But with a special fortune-telling device you can change the future

Really?

Instead of that

The amount is quite high

How much money do you want to give me

Is this really truth

Then let use another room

Let's do it now.

Please lie down here

Yes

No matter what happens, don't be surprised

Yes

Then I'll cast a spell

Okay

Close your eyes

Well then

Please.

Don't get too close to me, please!

I'm only interested in 2D women...

What?

Pervert...?

Gross...!

But if it goes well then you'll have a chance at survival

Then is it okay for me die!?

No that's not what we're talking about

Then listen carefully

Okay

Just keep your eyes closed

Please tell me.

What do you think?

I'm not sure...

Why are you touching my nipples all the time

This is a fortune-telling of your nipples

You can see many things by touching them

Is that so

Are these also fortunes

Your nipples are standing up.

You have a good posture

What do you think?

This is the more important fortune-telling

I will also look at this side

Look directly and tell me

It's an important thing

It reacts

Let us check here

Let's try it.

Do you feel anything?

It is good, isn't it ?

Yes , very good

Should I feel something

The more you can feel the better direction

Can you see

Use my boobs to count

Counting by sandwich

I'm going to turn it over with my hands.

How is it?

Can you feel the pain in your body

You can see a little by little

Really

It's getting really hard

Good

Make me harder

Do you feel

I'm going to wait.

What is this?

It's a fortune-telling of the tongue

You have to lick your nipples

Otherwise, you won't know

Please lick

Yes

Please lick here too

Okay

I'm going to apply it.

It's amazing!

Is this fortune, too?

I'm a fortune teller.

Fortune-tellers use this way of licking

Lick me more

It feels good

It's hot.

I feel good!

It feels so good...

We can move to the magma fortune-telling now

Magma fortune telling?

Isn'that sexism...?

That is magmatic fortunes

I'm not lying.

This feeling is fortune-telling

It's for your future

At first, slowly

To blend in

Big

You can see a big future

It's very big.

Oh, it is amazing!

Are you okay?

I'll move the desk with you

Do you feel it a lot

My future has come into view

It's amazing.

It is great!

Great!!

I can feel it...

That was good

It's a bone.

I can feel the future!

Can you feel it?

Let me check your back teeth as well

You can see to the tip of your front tooth

I can see it now.

It'so heavy!

It feels good...

My voice is coming out...!

From behind, please

Let me check your blood pressure

Yes

That's right

Oh wow

I can feel it

Do you feel it?

Yes

You can see me too

Wow

I really feel

Amazing

Ui chan

Eh

Can you feel it?

Then, lastly...

I'll start from the front again.

Does it feel good??

Phew.

That was a lot of them

How do you feel?

You're feeling better now

It's true

I'm feeling lighter

Thank you very much.

If anything happens again, I'll tell you a fortune-telling

Your liver will be 420 thousand yen

Yes

Then let's look at the handbook

The life line is short

Unfortunately, the president got married soon after that.

I couldn't ride on his back of a ball

When she gets fortune-telling from Shinjuku no onee san

She becomes famous in the street

Every day is super busy

If you have any worries

Please come to Shinjuku no onee san

Do you want me

To tell your fortunes?

Let's listen to the story.

When I was in elementary school,

for the first time ever

my mother taught me a job

It is fortune-telling

My mother had an amazing power

A mysterious power

that can see past and future of people

And

so did i

But

However, I can't see people's past and future.

Instead of that...

...I can see a man in his heart

That was refreshing

Well then

My mother told me something

She said you have too many evil thoughts

So I can't see anything.

When will you be a fortune teller?

My mother told me that increasing my sense of smell increases my ability

A guest from the reservation came to my house

I heard that you are good at acting

So, what's your problem?

I am going to die

What!?

Die

I was told it's nothing serious, but that was a lie.

A lie?

The doctor said to keep my mouth shut...

How much longer before my dream comes true...?

You look fine though

What are you talking about when we haven't even seen each other yet?!

Excuse me

I've seen this person somewhere...

Ah, he was on TV this morning.

What are you thinking about?

You're working in a computer-related field right now aren't you

Do you know what that is

There's lots of game characters behind your back

That it!

I inherited the game company from my father.

But...

As expected, he is the new president of a famous game production company Phantom Plus

It's good that you inherit it but they say your ability is zero

Is your stomach not feeling well?

Yes

I'll take a look at the one that can be cured with anesthetics in the nervous system.

If it's like this, she will live for three months

After all

But it is okay

You can change your future with special fortune-telling

Really?

Is that so?

In exchange, the fortune-telling fee is very high.

How much do you want to pay me for it...

Then let's make a fortune in my room

Well then

First of all

Please sleep here

Yes

Lie down

Are you ready

So, please don't run away from anything that happens in the future.

Yes...

Wait a minute! I can only trust women in the game world

What? Pervert!? Gross!!

But if it goes well ...

Then you ca n die

That's...

Then listen to what I have to say.

Please don't look this way either

Please be patient

If you don't do that, bad things will come out.

You have to be patient or it wont work

Let's try

I can see it now.

So that you can see me better...

You're not a character in the game, so you won't be able to do fortune-telling

Please take care of myself

Haa~!

Heeeh

Uh

Fuu

Fuuh

Wah

Heh

Ehh

Kya

Un

Are you okay?

Right now

I'm being cursed

by my own curse

Please bear with it.

If you can't stand it, I'll give you a better fortune-teller special fee

Please calm down!

It's coming!!

Does it feel good?

Please keep doing that!

That's right

Last one!

How is it?

You feel better, right

Yes. Thank you so much

Ahaha...

I saw you on the news.

It says that your illness is under control now!

Ufufu

Your future is in sight

Eh?

What kind of future...?

Please wait a moment

Unfortunately

Unfortunately, the president got married soon after that.

I couldn't ride on his back but...

Shinjuku no onee-san's fortune tells me that she is very busy every day and eats a lot of food

If you have any worries please come to Shinjuku no Oneesan

You're going to die soon.

What?

Is that true?!

I don't want to die...

But fortune-telling will help you!

It's a little expensive, though

When she was in elementary school

She first learned about her grandma

I found out about my grandmother's job.

She was a fortune teller

My grandmother had the power of wisdom

The power of wisdom to see past and future

And so,I became one too

But for me

I can't see past or future

Instead

I can read a man's mind.

How long are you going to sleep?

Let me sleep more

You'll be late

OK

I'm going

Wait

Wait a minute, then.

I'll tell you what happened today

Really?

But this is not enough for me to take care of my body every day

It's okay

It's okay.

If you don't do it right, it'll be a big deal

But I can do fortune-telling with this

Don' worry

No, I'm fine.

My heart rate is going up and down

Oh really?

This side is amazing

It's going to be like this today

Amazing

I'm going to sleep.

You're doing good fortune-telling

Now you have a hole

My ears are getting really dry.

It tastes like a lot of lemon juice!

I've become...

...really thirsty, here and now

I'm going to eat it now.

It's delicious, isn't it?

You did a great job!

I'm so happy

You're amazing

It feels good

Give me a kiss

I'm going to do it hard.

I have to drink a lot of water

because if i don't, you wont understand

It'so hot

It's all over your head

Oh my god oh my god

Your teeth are going to fall out

Ouch!

It's already late.

We have to get off the bus or we'll be late for school

Hey, honey

Be careful with your food today

Really?

There's another delusion, so be careful.

But I don't believe in fortune-telling or anything like that...

It won' t come in time anyway

It really wont come

Next person please

Excuse me

You're Sumeragi Sensei right?

Yes

That's right.

I watched your video, the famous one...

Yay! It was a random video

The comments were worth it because you wrote so much

Thank you very much

Then let me do some fortune-telling

Oh thank you

What kind of thing would like to tell?

Well..

About my family

It's about a young man...

I see.

Please write his name and date of birth here

Yes, ma'am

Yusaku Dosawa?

He was the one who went on that famous Mars trip

But he looked like this

Sir

You are Mr Yusaku Dosawa

It was you, wasn't it?

Well...

You've got me wrong again.

I'm the same sex as the president of 2Z Town though

We'll do our best to recruit

So please promote us a lot

If this celebrity promotes us

The audience will go wild

Well

If you get it, I'll write it down on the Internet.

Do fortune-telling with my misunderstanding?

Well then let's go for a fortunetelling

You don't know what to say about your family

What should we do

What did she say

She saw your past

and lost her ring

You lost your ring.

Wow!

Actually, I lost my important wedding rings with my wife...

And it's our anniversary next week....

If she finds out about this..

What will happen to her?

Divorce

No

That is the only thing that can't be helped

Thank goodness, even though it was just a guess you got it right!

What should we do? Should we try and make more predictions

This person is the real one

Please predict for me

Understood

Thank goodness

Now he's become famous

Well then let us begin

Please

Yes, I do. How is it?

It's a divorce after all

What should we do

There is no way to know what you should

Do you have money

yes

Now about 70 thousand

About 70,000 yen.

Is that so?

70 thousand...

If you can advertise it to me

I'll think about what should be done

Let'see a little more

Ah! Yes

When will the ring come out

Understood

Then let us do special fortune-telling

Special fortune telling...?

This is Shiofuku Fortune Telling

Here

This way, please.

This way...

What is this place?

It's a special room!

Just an old warehouse though

Please lie down

Oh yes

And I'll give you my specialty service

Even if it doesn't hit the target

If it hits the targets

It's a fortune-telling with salt.

A fortune telling with salt?

Isn't it Marubinie?

What is this about...?

You're going to get lots of fortunes!

Be careful.

What is this?

It'so delicious!

It was so sudden.

You spilled it all over the floor...

I didn't mean to!

We might not find it again if you spilled everything on the floor like that

No, we won' t

But why did you need those rings?

Because they're precious

Yeah, yeah.

What kind of fortune is this?

Do I really find my ring with this?

That's right.

Let me put this on you.

I was wondering what it was like before, but now that we're naked...

It feels so good!

That's not good.

You'll make your wife mad

Ah, that feels so good

It feels so nice

I didn't know there was such a fortune-teller

That felt really nice

Wow!

Your gums are so thick

You have such a nice face

My face?

It's disgusting

Oh, my God.

It hurts so much!

Doctor

Sensei, here.

Take off the napkin

This is really good

I want to do this with you

I'll do it for you.

It feels so good!

This is a fortune-telling, isn't i?

It's delicious...

Yeah yeah

I don'think

It'so hot.

Oh, my stomach.

I'll suck all your tongue

I'm going to do everything.

All the places where you lick...

Please don't kiss me!

Is it weak here?

Does it hurt here?

It's been like this for a while.

Let me see your bangs

Oh, no...

It's not a place to lick, is it?

I'm embarrassed.

Oh, my God.

I'm so nervous!

You scared me!!

Doctor...

Touch his butt too

I'm so full of energy

I want to be with my teacher

It's a mess

Do you want to play?

Yuchan

Really

But that is

I have a wife, but...

Teacher.

Wow

Oh my god

Please sleep with your eyes open

Teacher

It's amazing from the beginning

What should we do?

I want to hold you.

It feels good!

Don't look back.

Is it still going on?

Look at the other side, more and more!

It's warm...

Do you want to take a bath again?!

Oh, I'm scared.

You're going to be crazy!

Don't do that...

It feels good here

It feels so good.

I feel so good now!

Feels great...

Ah, it feels great

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry for you!

It's all right now...

You're safe now

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's okay

Hold on to my butt.

It really feels good!

Wow, that's intense...

I'm going to cry for a bit more today

It feels good.

I'm going to break your neck like this...

You're getting more and more sleepy, aren't you?

All the way to your back is a mess

Stop it!

More and more

Sit down.

This is how you do it

I can still taste the tea

It tastes sweet

I've seen a lot of it.

You're always watching me, only about the doctor...

Only about the doctor now

More than anyone else

It'so good.

I'm going to wake you up with all my energy...

It won't change, will it?

It's a little cold, isn't it?

I'm not feeling well.

Are you lonely?

Do you feel good, brother

You're going to feel better.

I want to lick you, too!

Be a good boy

It's hard for me here

My mom told her not do it

I can't.

No, no!

It's in there already...

Oh, no!

It's coming in.

I'm putting it in...

It is going inside

The hole here opens up a lot

Why? You're so mean

Oh, no.

I'm going to go crazy...

You're going crazy!

It's coming in so much

Wow

Wait a minute

This way.

No, no...

It's disgusting!

You're so gross

From the bottom to the top

It'so hot.

This is great, too...

Warm and soft

Feels good

Oh no

It came in again

A little

Oh, it feels good.

It's very tight

I feel so good when you do this

But Ma-kun is getting lonely

He doesn't want to

Oh, my God.

It'so...

There are more in it!

Wow

Oh, wow.

This is...

How far?

I can't do it anymore

Can I hold you?

Wow

Kiss

Hey, hey

Put it up from below

No, no. Push it up a lot

I feel good

Oh my god

It's coming out

Not yet

Absolutely not

Let me have more fun

Ah! Feels good

Great

I can't do it anymore...

Sensei!

No, no.

It doesn' t feel good at all

No

I'm so happy.

It's amazing, isn't it?

My legs...

From the tip to the end of my body is all soft and comfortable now!

Let me make you happy

No

You should feel more comfortable

Why?

It feels good!

No, no...

Oh it feels so good

I'm going to take it out.

You're already taking it out?

You're definitely gonna do that's right

Where are you putting this in?!

Where is the...

It doesn't matter if we put them all outside

Oh, it feels good!

Oh...I don't know about the doctor anymore

Ah..it feels so good

It's coming out

Let me go

You're going to come out

Are you?

Doctor

Here we are

Coming out

Come on

Oh, my God.

Wow!

You're still sleeping a lot

I'm fine

No

Please stop

Don't

I'm going to eat it.

Let'sleep together

Let us sleep

Please help me

Amazing

It feels good to be with you, doesn't it?

Yes.

By the way...

How was your fortune-telling about Alica in Yomiura?

My fortune telling result is...?

Can you look inside my bag again carefully once more time ?

Your bag...?

I see

I saw something shining in my bag just now.

But with this,

maybe i can be a fortune teller like you

Yes

Please advertise

Ah yes

Understood

When she was an elementary school student

She learned about her grandmother's job for the first time

That is to become fortuneteller

But my grandmother had a mysterious power.

A mysterious power to see the past and future of people

And I became fortune tellers

However, for me it is impossible to see the past or future

Instead

For myself

It's possible that you can look at men

Honey, how long are you going to sleep?

I'll sleep a little longer.

You have to get up soon or we'lI be late again!

Okay...

Good morning

Let me check your temperature today

Are you awake now

Yes

Should l wake her

She's fine

I'm going to take a bath.

You have to see today's hot spring

It is hard from the morning

Why?

I'm going to sleep now.

It's time to wake up

You don't know until you get out of bed

Do you feel better?

It's a little hot, so it doesn't work

What does that mean?

I don't know.

It's a fortune-telling, so bear with it for 2 days

It'so good.

It feels great, doesn't it?

I know that feeling is the best thing in the world

But this morning...

...it was hard

Uh-huh

Yeah

I'm going to eat it all.

It'so delicious that my mouth is watering!

It was a good meal, but...

Hehehehe

You look like angel

Thank you for the food

Thank

It's good, isn't it?

Does it feel good to you now ?

Yes. But I don' t want to do that

A little

Ouch

I'm sure it's true because I've been fortune-telling with my ginseng power.

Really?

Because i don't believe in fortunetelling

But you're pretty good at this

Be careful of food

If you do not believe, your eyes will definitely hurt

It was a lie

Well...

My grandmother told me that you have too many evil spirits.

That's why I can't see anything

When will it be a fortune-teller for one person?

My grandmother told us

Raising your sense of smell increases your ability

Bakamaru, I feel so comfortable.

It feels good!

It's hot

It feels so good!

What's wrong?

I've heard that your fortune-telling works well

So, what kind of problems do you have now

Well...I am going to die

Die...?

I was told it's nothing serious at the hospital.

It is Mackey cancer, and they're keeping it a secret from me...

How long before my wife comes back?

She looks fine to me

What are you talking about without seeing anything

What could he be thinking

He seems like an eccentric person

Why are you looking

What do you do for a living?

I'm in the catering business.

What's with this girl...

She doesn't know anything about it, does she...?

You're in the catering business...?

Well yeah

Have you seen any TV shows lately..?

This is the CEO of Sushiya Chain which was famous for its commercials

What's wrong?

I'm tired today, so let me eat some ramen.

Are you hungry because you're sick

Yes

You have good nerves

It will heal in a few days

Let' see

If it goes on like this

3 months of pregnancy

I'm sure you'll be fine.

What do you mean?

Well, it depends on how much money we have...

We have a lot of money!

How about 1 million yen?!

Don't worry about that

My special fortune-telling will change your future

Really!?

Yes

Let's do the fortune-telling in the back room.

Is there really a million yen?

I'll start now, lie down here

Lie down here

Yes

Don't run away

Okay

Okay.

Well, let's get started then

Wait a minute

What?

One million yen...

Is it okay if I die here

No

Then please listen to me

Are you ready

Yes

Open your eyes.

Look at me and open your eyes

You want to change, don't you?

He'sensitive

I see.

You're not neurotic, you just have a sensitive mind?

You lie about your nervous system...

Oh! Don't underestimate me yet

Really?!

Sensitive

You don't have to hold my body.

Just relax, okay?

Does it hurt a lot or does it feel good now...?

I need to relax...

It's okay, it'll be fine.

Does it feel good?

You have beautiful skin

Is this really a fortune-telling story

Yes, that's right.

You're going to pay me a million yen?

I'm only paying for special guests...

...that are my fortune-tellers

Okay.

Good boy!

You're getting better at this, aren't you?

Look at his nose sticking out...

How about this side...?

I'm going to do this side.

Now, let's do the other side

Oh, no.

What's wrong?

What is this all about now ?

You're going to break your face if you keep doing that

It's very warm.

How do you feel?

Does it feel good just by touching this part of your body like this ?

Wow!

It feels so warm, doesn't it !

Oh, you like rabbits?

I'll rub your nails.

Does it tickle a little bit for you ?

It'so hot.

I smell something salty...

Your underwear is getting dirty, isn't it?

Wait a minute!

Here you are.

I envy you, too!

I'm going to give you a snack.

You're not feeling well, but...

You are amazing.

Does it feel good?

I'm going to be nice, okay?

It'so sticky.

How do you feel now...

Rin, you're a good boy.

I love you so much!

It's gross...

Please raise your head.

Do you know what I'm going to do?

It's a fortune-telling with boobs!

Fortune telling with boobs!?

With these boobs,

we're going on an adventure

Oh, that's good.

Please show me a lot of faces you feel

Very golden tail

The golden tail is wrapped in this softness

It looks like it feels really good

Is it okay? Move your waist

Move your hips.

Oh, that's gross!

Come on now...

Don't mess with my boobs

That feels good

Feels so good

Oh, it feels good.

I'm tickling you

Do you understand?

It's very itchy

I'm so happy.

It's good, isn't it?

It feels good!

Oh my god...

It'so hot.

I feel good!

Oh, it feels great...

I'm so happy to hear that.

It feels great!

You're in the box, right?

Feel my father's box too

It feels good

Feels good

It's hot.

I'm sorry, Kuu-chan...

Oh, it feels good.

It's delicious!

Don't lick my feet like that...

It'so good.

Is it?

How is it, Mommy?

Does your stomach hurt a bit more now that you've had dinner with me today...

Are you in pain?

Are you in pain because it'so hot outside.

You're crying while feeling the heat, aren't ya'?

What do y'all think of this drink I made for him?.

What are you doing?

It feels so good.

I'm glad that you're happy

That feels really good

Ah, it's great

Let me see your face.

You pervert!

What do you want to do after this?

What's wrong?

What is it now.

You have to say it out loud, or I won't know what you're saying

Is this the one

It tickles

We'll add more from here

Do you want to wash it?

Can you do a blowjob, too.

A blowjob!

I'll give you special fortune-telling

You have so much more

Oh, it'so good.

This is a fortune-telling

Fortune telling

You can see the horoscope of Jinpo and Manko

Look closely

I look closely

It feels so good

Ouch!

It feels good.

My neck is weak, isn't it?

I have a pain in my back too...

My waist hurts too

Oh it feels so good

I'm going!

It feels so good.

Ouch...

It feels good.

Oh, it's tight!

It feels so good...

You can move now

My body is getting lighter

Can you move a little bit?

How do you feel from behind

Oh, it feels good!

Let's open the stomach.

It feels good!

It'so good!

Ouch, it hurts.

I won't let you go until you get some sense

Can you let me out of your chest?

Yes, please!

How was it for you today ?

You feel better now don't you !

My body feels lighter too

It's natural to feel better when you're not stressed out.

If anything happens again, I'll tell on you for everything!

Chibana-san...

Your fortune telling is amazing...!

Thank you so much!!

But still..

That guy is late

What happened?

He must have eaten sushi at lunch

Then I'll get a fortune telling.

Whatever,

somehow i'm tired

and hungry

Let's go eat some ramen

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