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- Alright, I'll do it.
- Do what?
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I'm hosting a b-bachelor
auction for charity
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and I asked B-B-Bugs
to be in it.
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What am I, invisible?
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I'm the most eligible
bachelor here.
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What's the charity?
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[stutters]
The literacy.
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That's my favorite charity!
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There's too much
literacy in the world!
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We need to fight
against literacy!
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Uh, Daffy, the-the fight
is for literacy.
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What? Who's for literacy?
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Our highways and byways
are covered in litter.
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I, for one, think
it should be a crime.
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Littering is a crime.
You went to jail for it.
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Literacy is the ability
to read and write.
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Oh! Then count me in.
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O-N, in.
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[slurping]
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Aah!
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[theme music]
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(female #1)
'Two hundred dollars!'
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S-sold for $200!
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[laughing]
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'T-t-the next bachelor'
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'B-B-Bugs Bunny.'
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[applauding]
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- Nine hundred dollars!
- I want him!
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- 'Fifteen hundred!'
- Two thousand!
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- Three thousand!
- You better back off.
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- Five thousand!
- I'll fight you for him.
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- Five thousand!
- Oh, that's it!
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Uh!
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[glass shattering]
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N-n-now, ladies, t-take it easy.
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(Lola)
'A hundred thousand dollars!'
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[all gasping]
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Bun bun, I'm back!
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- Lola?
- S-sold!
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I'm back in your life!
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At least for one date,
and he can't say no
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because it's for a good cause.
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Littering!
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Our next bachelor is
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D-D-Daffy Duck.
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Let's keep this money train
rollin', ladies.
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D-Daffy has no job
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'and n-no education.'
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'And a c-c-credit score
of ne-ne-negative 13.'
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E-eh, let's start
the bidding at $50.
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[man coughs]
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A-anyone?
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It's for ch-ch-charity.
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Tax deductible.
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(female #2)
'Gross.'
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W-well, we tried.
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- Our n-next bache...
- 'Two bits!'
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Sold!
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[laughs]
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[clattering]
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Oh, my bachelor.
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Knock off the pleasantries,
grandma!
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Let's get this date over with.
So what's the plan?
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Dinner, movie,
moonlight stroll on the beach?
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I thought we clean out my attic.
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Clean your attic?
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What's romantic about that?
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I'm a 90-year-old woman.
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Get your mind out of the gutter.
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[crash]
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You're sure you don't wanna
start with the living room?
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clang
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[knock on door]
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(Bugs)
'Coming.'
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[banging on door]
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I said I'm coming!
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[doorbell ringing]
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Oh, brother.
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[siren]
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(Lola)
Oh, you're home!
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Yes, Lola. I'm home.
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But not for long, 'cause we are
going to Paris, France!
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- What?
- For our date!
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We're going to Paris, you know
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the city of lovers.
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No, no, no, no, no.
That's not a date.
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A date is dinner
at a restaurant.
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So, we'll have dinner
at a restaurant in Paris!
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Lola, I'm not leaving
the country.
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Oh, yes, you are.
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It clearly states
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in article five section three
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of the Bachelor Auction Bylaws
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that "the bidder," that's me
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"will decide where and what
constitutes a date
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while the bidee," that's you
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"must escort the bidder,"
again, that's me
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"on said date for up to
but not exceeding 24 hours."
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Again, the bidee is you,
and I'm the bidder
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and these are the by-laws.
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And this is a megaphone!
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Oh, I'm so bored.
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I read all my magazines,
I did the crossword.
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I ate all my peanuts.
I ate all your peanuts.
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I peed four times.
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Oh, I feel like I've been
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on this plane forever.
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(male #1)
'Flight attendants, please
prepare the cabin for takeoff.'
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- How long is this flight again?
- Ten hours.
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Ten hours there
and ten hours back.
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That's 20 of your 24 hours.
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[chuckles]
Mm... someone's
good at math.
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That's what I love about you.
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That and your smile.
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Or when you frown.
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And that in between
smile and frown face.
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And your profile.
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Oh, and the back of your
head.
Aw! Look at your ears.
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What are those?
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Noise-canceling headphones.
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You don't happen to have
another pair, do you?
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Well, this is my attic.
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Great day in the morning!
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'How much junk can
a person hoard?'
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Oh, if it's broken,
throw it away.
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Otherwise, just organize
and clean as you go.
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I'll go get us some tea.
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[instrumental music]]
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- Here we are.
- Oh, thank goodness.
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I'm melting!
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Are you kidding me? It's a
thousand degrees up here!
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Ever heard of iced tea?
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Ice will chip teeth.
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Oh, I haven't seen
these in ages.
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(Daffy)
'Hubba-hubba!'
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How about you
set me up on a date
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with your granddaughter, huh?
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That's me.
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During the war, I was a WAAC.
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Hate to break it to you,
but you're still a whack.
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[blowing air]
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Oh, no, silly.
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The Women's Auxiliary Army Corp.
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- You were in the army?
- Yes. I was a spy.
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[spits]
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It was the final days
of World War II..
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[gunfire in distance]
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Germany still had
control of Paris.
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I was told to meet my
contact at the Louvre.
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In front of the Mona Lisa.
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Hold on. What's a contact?
What's the Louvre?
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And what's a Mona Lisa?
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Just listen.
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[instrumental music]
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From now on
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all exchanges are
to be delivered
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by carrier pigeon
from the Eiffel Tower.
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Carrier pigeon?
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I hate birds.
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[music continues]
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[whispering]
I was never here.
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[dramatic music]
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(male #2)
'Hurry, you fools!'
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[music continues]
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'The Americans will
be here soon!'
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Und we will no longer
control Paris.
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But we're not leaving
here empty-handed.
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We're going to steal
all of their art.
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[cackling]
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smack smack
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smack smack
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Get to work!
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[camera clicks]
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A spy! Get her!
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Did they catch you?
Did they kill you?
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They killed you, didn't they?
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What? It's a
legitimate question.
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Now, where was I?
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A spy! Get her!
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[indistinct shouting]
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[intense music]
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[tanks rumbling]
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Oh, my goodness.
Oh, I'm so excited!
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It's the Louvre!
I love the Louvre!
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Oh, I am a Louvre lover!
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You can't help but fall in love
when you're at the Louvre.
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Surrounded by so many
beautiful things.
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Beautiful, expensive things.
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The Louvre is the most
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incredible place in the world!
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The Louvre is an art museum?
I thought it was a mall.
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Oh, well, heh.
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When in Rome!
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[gasps]
Wait a second.
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We're not in Rome.
Huh! We should go to Rome!
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Or we could just
roam around here.
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They have great malls in Rome.
The Mall of America is in Rome.
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Oh, no, wait, that's in Canada.
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[gasps]
We should go to Canada!
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[whoosh]
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(Granny)
I had lost the Germans.
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Or so I had thought.
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[dramatic music]
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[gunfire]
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[indistinct shouting]
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[intense music]
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[blowing whistle]
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[intense music]
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You don't look like
a carrier pigeon.
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(male #3)
'There's a shortage of pigeons.'
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They're using any birds
they can get their hands on.
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'Go.'
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'I said go!'
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whoosh
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Good luck.
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Take this film
to the Allied Forces.
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[doors open]
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[music continues]
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Go!
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[grunting]
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Uh!
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[dramatic music]
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- Aah!
- Whoa!
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[grunts]
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Oh! Oh!
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[thud]
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Aah!
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Did you fall?
Did you fall to your death?
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You fell to your death!
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Oh, it's time for my nap.
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I'll continue my story
when I wake up.
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Oh, yeah, she fell to her death.
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[birds chirping]
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(Lola)
Stonehenge.
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One of the oldest structures
in the world.
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Lola...
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Was it the droids who built it?
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Or aliens, hmm?
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The world will never know.
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It's the Eiffel Tower.
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The world will never know.
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[watch beeps]
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Oh, my gosh, hurry!
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We only have two more hours
left in Paris
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and we haven't fallen
in love yet!
250
00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:06,000
Wait, have you fallen
in love yet?
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Okay, well, quit staring
at Stonehenge
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and let's see the rest
of the city!
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[snoring]
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[door creaking]
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[footsteps approaching]
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- 'Wake up!'
- Aah!
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thud
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You know, that's a good way
to kill an old person.
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I can't stand the suspense!
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What happened
at the Eiffel Tower?
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Eiffel Tower?
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00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:32,700
Oh. Oh, yes.
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I was holding on for dear life.
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I am not leaving Paris without
France's finest piece of art
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'The Eiffel Tower.'
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[all screaming]
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Help!
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Aah!
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- No one can save you now!
- I can!
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[whoosh]
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[screaming]
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Ah, you saved my life!
273
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He's getting away!
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We need to stop him.
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[intense music]
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[birds chirping]
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Wow! The White House.
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Lola...
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I thought it'd be more white.
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And a little more house-looking.
281
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Oh, our poor president.
282
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Has to commute ten hours
to work every morning
283
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and then do a bunch
of politics all day
284
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and then get right back
on that plane
285
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and fly another ten hours
just to do it
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all over again the next day?
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- That man deserves our support.
- Lola!
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♪ Oh say does that
Star-Spangled Banner yet wave ♪
289
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Lola, stop!
290
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You need to stop talking.
291
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We're in one of the most
beautiful cities in the world.
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Let's take a deep breath,
look around
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and just take it all in.
294
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- That's a great...
- With no talking.
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[instrumental music]
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[music continues]
297
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Yeah, no, that whole thing
would have been
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a lot more better with talking.
299
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Oh!
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thud
301
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[intense music]
302
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[gasps]
303
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:54,867
[gunfire]
304
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Get her!
305
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:02,767
[gasps]
306
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Idiot! I'll do it myself.
307
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[screams]
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[grunts]
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A little closer.
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Now!
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Aah!
312
00:16:25,933 --> 00:16:28,167
[gunfire]
313
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[speaking in foreign language]
314
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You!
315
00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:33,933
Land this blimp, Frankenheimer.
316
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,733
I don't take orders
from a woman!
317
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I'm not just a woman.
I'm a..
318
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...whack!
319
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,800
[grunting]
320
00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:49,133
Aah!
321
00:16:55,367 --> 00:16:56,600
Aah!
322
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This art does not belong to you!
323
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:04,167
It will soon, when we cross
the German border.
324
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,867
[grunting]
325
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:12,833
- And who are you?
- Your worst nightmare.
326
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,833
[grunting]
327
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,200
[screaming]
328
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,367
You're not much of
a carrier pigeon
329
00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:31,733
'but you're one heck
of a Tweety bird.'
330
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:36,500
Now, let's turn
this blimp around.
331
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:40,233
Did the blimp explode? Did it
explode into a million
pieces?
332
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,967
It exploded and killed you,
didn't it?
333
00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:45,467
You're not very bright, are you?
334
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:46,833
Huh?
335
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:51,533
We arrived back in Paris
to an incredible reception.
336
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,000
The rest of the art
was returned to the Louvre.
337
00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:57,467
The allies liberated France.
338
00:17:57,533 --> 00:18:00,733
Colonel Frankenheimer
was sent to prison.
339
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,700
And I was rewarded
witha very special gift.
340
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:07,433
A gift? What was it?
341
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:13,400
[instrumental music]
342
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:19,200
You think I would have
noticed
that before.
343
00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:21,233
Then what's the one
they got in France?
344
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,000
It's a fake.
345
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:26,600
Wow!
346
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:29,567
Oh, hey, we never finished
cleaning your attic.
347
00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:32,900
Well, truth be told,
I didn't bid on you
348
00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:34,600
just to clean my attic.
349
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:38,533
It's also nice to have someone
to talk to.
350
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Anytime.
351
00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:41,767
That was a fun date.
352
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:43,800
Aren't you gonna walk me home?
353
00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:46,600
Ah, just kiddin'.
354
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,333
[laughs]
355
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,600
[door opens]
356
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,333
- Hey.
- Hey.
357
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:02,100
Huh?
358
00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:08,467
[instrumental music]
359
00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:15,933
Beep beep!
360
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,267
whoosh
361
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,033
thud
362
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:28,333
[computer beeping]
363
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,300
ding
364
00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:33,467
thud
365
00:19:36,033 --> 00:19:39,133
[wind blowing]
366
00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:49,367
[machine sputtering]
367
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:58,867
[instrumental music]
368
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,600
Beep beep!
369
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:10,800
Beep beep!
370
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:12,500
whoosh
371
00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:16,500
Beep beep!
372
00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:18,000
vroom
373
00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:28,633
thud
374
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:29,833
Beep beep!
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00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:31,100
whoosh
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00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:34,200
[dramatic music]
377
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,567
whoosh
378
00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:55,967
thud
379
00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:58,467
Beep beep!
380
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,633
whoosh
381
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,100
Beep beep!
382
00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:12,000
whoosh
383
00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:27,300
bang
384
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:30,933
thud
385
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:34,133
thud
386
00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:46,600
So now, let me
get this straight.
387
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:49,200
You fought in World War II?
388
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:51,933
- Yep.
- How old are you?
389
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,633
I'll never tell.
390
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:57,367
Well, can you at least tell me
if you're a boy or a girl?
391
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,300
[whispering]
392
00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:03,933
Huh. I was wrong.
393
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,833
[theme music]
394
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:34,200
[stutters]
That's all, folks.
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