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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:05,263 - 2 00:00:08,934 --> 00:00:12,370 - Hey, kids, I've got a lot going on in my life right now. 3 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,272 What are these "emergencies"? Make it quick. 4 00:00:14,339 --> 00:00:16,441 - I've had explosive diarrhea all morning, 5 00:00:16,508 --> 00:00:17,843 and I'm crapping all over the school. 6 00:00:17,943 --> 00:00:19,544 - Not touching that. Next. 7 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:22,714 - I got stung by a bee, and I can't feel my tongue. 8 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:24,316 - Gonna stop ya right there. 9 00:00:24,382 --> 00:00:26,284 Those are all really complex ailments. 10 00:00:26,351 --> 00:00:27,619 Tom, what's wrong with you? 11 00:00:27,686 --> 00:00:29,488 - You know, I feel kind of sluggish. 12 00:00:29,554 --> 00:00:31,723 I can't tell if it's--I'm sick, or if it's just my personality. 13 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:34,559 - All right, get in here, Tom. Let's get you taken care of. 14 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:35,994 Okay, Tom, put this in your mouth 15 00:00:36,061 --> 00:00:37,462 and make it seem like I'm doing work. 16 00:00:37,529 --> 00:00:38,830 - Okay. 17 00:00:38,897 --> 00:00:40,165 - I'm actually really glad you stopped by. 18 00:00:40,232 --> 00:00:41,733 You were on my to-do list today. 19 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:42,868 - Me? Why? 20 00:00:42,968 --> 00:00:45,237 - Because I have an announcement! 21 00:00:46,071 --> 00:00:51,009 I'm getting married to a beautiful man named Doug! 22 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:53,078 - Why are you telling me? 23 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:56,181 - This school is like family to me, okay? 24 00:00:56,248 --> 00:00:58,750 I'm inviting all of my favorite people. 25 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,385 - I'm one of your favorite people? 26 00:01:00,485 --> 00:01:02,554 We've literally talked twice about Band-Aids. 27 00:01:02,654 --> 00:01:04,556 - And tell your Mom she's gonna be in my bridal party. 28 00:01:04,656 --> 00:01:06,258 We're gonna have so much fun! 29 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,927 - Have you guys even met? - She's my best friend. 30 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,996 She's being in the wedding. 31 00:01:11,062 --> 00:01:13,031 Oh, you're actually really sick, 32 00:01:13,098 --> 00:01:15,100 but I'm not dealing with that. See ya. 33 00:01:16,668 --> 00:01:18,336 - Oh wow, she really invited the whole town. 34 00:01:18,403 --> 00:01:19,838 Kevork, the plumber, 35 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,273 the guy who works at 7-Eleven, 36 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,541 my old babysitter. 37 00:01:22,607 --> 00:01:24,376 - Tom, when people ask about me, 38 00:01:24,442 --> 00:01:26,578 always just say, "She's busy." 39 00:01:26,678 --> 00:01:28,346 - I'm sorry. I said she's wide open. 40 00:01:28,413 --> 00:01:30,282 - And I know that's the truth of our lives, 41 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:31,550 but don't say that. 42 00:01:31,616 --> 00:01:32,884 - I shouldn't have volunteered you 43 00:01:32,951 --> 00:01:34,119 to be in someone's bridal party. 44 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,453 - How do you think I feel? 45 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:36,955 I mean, I'm giving away the bride, 46 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,256 and I literally don't know her last name. 47 00:01:38,356 --> 00:01:39,591 - I'm starting to feel left out. 48 00:01:39,691 --> 00:01:41,593 Am I the only person not invited? 49 00:01:41,693 --> 00:01:43,595 - Ah, no, lots of people didn't make the cut. 50 00:01:43,695 --> 00:01:45,764 I mean you... Dakota's mom... 51 00:01:45,864 --> 00:01:48,800 I don't think she invited the Principal's bookie, Lou. 52 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,068 - Nope, I'm here! 53 00:01:50,135 --> 00:01:51,469 I'm in charge of pussy and booze. 54 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:53,305 What do you guys need? - Hey, Lou. 55 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,140 - Is this all I represent to you people? 56 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,608 A bus driver? 57 00:01:56,708 --> 00:01:58,310 The guy who sits behind the wheel 58 00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,778 and drives the bus? 59 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:01,880 - Yep, yeah. 60 00:02:01,947 --> 00:02:03,248 - Yeah, that is the definition of a bus driver. 61 00:02:03,315 --> 00:02:05,550 - Okay. I retract the question. 62 00:02:07,319 --> 00:02:09,120 - Look, I got to put this stupid dress on. 63 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:12,123 I'll see you at the ceremony. Don't talk to anyone, Tom. 64 00:02:12,223 --> 00:02:13,625 Let's make this a clean in and out. 65 00:02:13,725 --> 00:02:14,960 - Don't talk to anyone? 66 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:16,161 - Yeah, just go sit really still 67 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,228 in a corner of the lobby. 68 00:02:17,295 --> 00:02:18,430 Face a wall. 69 00:02:18,496 --> 00:02:19,664 - And just pretend I can't talk? 70 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:21,066 - Yeah, you know what? 71 00:02:21,132 --> 00:02:22,400 I'll give you a couple of papers that say 72 00:02:22,467 --> 00:02:23,902 "I don't know how to talk." 73 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:25,003 - All right. 74 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,805 Not the most fun wedding, but sure. 75 00:02:26,905 --> 00:02:30,575 All right, if anyone talks to you, just "no habla ingles." 76 00:02:30,642 --> 00:02:32,844 - How's it going, little man? - What are you doing here? 77 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,080 - I'm getting married. I'm Doug. 78 00:02:35,146 --> 00:02:36,348 - Oh! She didn't say 79 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,649 she was marrying the ice cream man. 80 00:02:37,749 --> 00:02:39,017 - Well, I--I think "Doug" 81 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,352 feels more prestigious. 82 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:41,820 You know, if you tell someone, 83 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,288 "I'm marrying the ice cream man," 84 00:02:43,355 --> 00:02:44,623 it doesn't sound like a bright future. 85 00:02:44,689 --> 00:02:46,091 - So, uh... you excited? 86 00:02:46,157 --> 00:02:47,492 - Not at all. 87 00:02:47,592 --> 00:02:48,994 I feel like the walls are closing in around me. 88 00:02:49,094 --> 00:02:50,629 It's like my schvanz is in a vice 89 00:02:50,695 --> 00:02:52,664 and the pressure is slowly tightening. 90 00:02:52,764 --> 00:02:54,866 - Doesn't sound fun at all. - It's not fun. 91 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:56,635 Hey, listen. I need you to do me a favor. 92 00:02:56,701 --> 00:02:58,036 I was supposed to find a ring bearer 93 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,604 for this whole thing, and I didn't. 94 00:02:59,671 --> 00:03:01,539 So, can you do it? - Me? 95 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,274 No, I promised my mom we'd be in and out. 96 00:03:03,341 --> 00:03:05,543 I--I can't bear any rings. - You owe me one. 97 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,479 - I owe you? Why? - You sank my truck. 98 00:03:07,545 --> 00:03:09,648 You know how much it cost to dredge that thing up? 99 00:03:09,714 --> 00:03:11,716 - All right, I guess I owe you on some level. 100 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:13,184 - This is what you've got to learn in life. 101 00:03:13,284 --> 00:03:14,386 This is good for you, actually. 102 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,221 This is a learning situation. 103 00:03:17,889 --> 00:03:21,126 - That bachelor party was off the hook! 104 00:03:21,192 --> 00:03:23,061 At the strip club, when she went upside down 105 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,462 and her hair was dragging-- 106 00:03:24,529 --> 00:03:26,131 - Guys! Guys! Keep it clean. 107 00:03:26,197 --> 00:03:27,632 We got a little fucking kid here. 108 00:03:27,699 --> 00:03:29,234 - Oh right. Yeah, of course-course-course. 109 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:30,702 I was saying, I was at the strip club 110 00:03:30,802 --> 00:03:35,240 when that grown woman climbed a pole, 111 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,075 that--that was so much fun! 112 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:40,245 - Yeah. She really climbed that pole good. 113 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,148 - That was--I'm sorry, guys. That was the party? 114 00:03:43,214 --> 00:03:44,582 You watched a lady climb a pole? 115 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,084 - No, Tom, there's more to it. 116 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,852 There's music, and there's lights... 117 00:03:47,919 --> 00:03:49,187 - They got pretzels. 118 00:03:49,254 --> 00:03:50,655 - They got little bags of chips. 119 00:03:50,722 --> 00:03:51,890 - Can I be honest with you? 120 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,391 You guys' stories are kinda boring. 121 00:03:53,491 --> 00:03:54,759 I might go hang out over there with Doug. 122 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,828 - Please go over there. 123 00:03:58,396 --> 00:04:00,098 Doug, you really should start getting dressed. 124 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:01,566 It's almost time. 125 00:04:01,666 --> 00:04:03,935 - There is a time to be born and a time to die, 126 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,371 a time to plant and a time to uproot. 127 00:04:06,438 --> 00:04:07,706 That's from the Bible. 128 00:04:07,772 --> 00:04:09,774 - Are you okay, Doug? - Not really. 129 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:11,776 My life is flashing before my eyes. 130 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,612 I'm like a wild stallion, Tom. I need to run free. 131 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:16,047 - I'm not following. 132 00:04:16,114 --> 00:04:17,582 What does the stallion have to do with anything? 133 00:04:17,682 --> 00:04:19,417 - I feel trapped. I'm gonna marry this nurse 134 00:04:19,517 --> 00:04:21,086 and then drive an ice cream truck 135 00:04:21,186 --> 00:04:22,554 the rest of my life? 136 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:24,622 - Sounds amazing! But, hey, my dad was married, 137 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:25,957 and he didn't feel trapped. 138 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,559 He just drove off to Myrtle Beach one day. 139 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:29,761 - Really? For how long? - Just a... 140 00:04:29,861 --> 00:04:31,463 indefinite Myrtle Beach excursion. 141 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:32,797 - Let me get this straight. 142 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,232 He was married with a kid, you... 143 00:04:34,299 --> 00:04:35,800 - Yeah. - And he said, 144 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,135 "I'm driving to Myrtle Beach?" 145 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:38,236 - I mean, he didn't say it out loud. 146 00:04:38,303 --> 00:04:39,471 He just took off. 147 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:40,772 He just left a note on the fridge. 148 00:04:40,872 --> 00:04:41,906 - Your dad sounds like a legend. 149 00:04:41,973 --> 00:04:43,108 - Legend? No, no. 150 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:44,442 My mom would disagree with that. 151 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:45,477 - Well, potato, pa-tot-oh. 152 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:46,644 This is great advice, Tom. 153 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,279 - Oh no, it's not "advice." 154 00:04:48,379 --> 00:04:50,482 - It changes my whole outlook on the whole thing. 155 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,150 - Okay. Well, glad we talked. 156 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,985 - And by the way, Tom, you still owe me six grand 157 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,286 for the ice cream truck. 158 00:04:55,386 --> 00:04:56,821 Am I ever going to see that money? 159 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,156 - You didn't get it? I thought I mailed it. 160 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,491 - You know I didn't get it, Tom. 161 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,159 - I clearly mailed you $6,000. 162 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,661 - You mailed it? You sent it through the mail? 163 00:05:06,998 --> 00:05:08,833 - Wow, you clean up nice. 164 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:11,169 - Aw! Thank you. So do you. 165 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,837 - Hey, I know I'm Tom's principal, 166 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,606 but is it inappropriate for me to say 167 00:05:14,672 --> 00:05:16,508 your tits look amazing in that dress? 168 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,576 - No, that's cool. I welcome it. Thank you. 169 00:05:18,643 --> 00:05:20,345 - Thanks for your patience, everyone. 170 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,946 We will begin shortly. 171 00:05:22,013 --> 00:05:25,784 Unfortunately, we are just waiting on the groom. 172 00:05:30,522 --> 00:05:33,625 - What's going on out there? Is he seriously running late? 173 00:05:33,691 --> 00:05:35,460 - I'm sure he's milling around somewhere. 174 00:05:35,527 --> 00:05:36,861 - What the F, guys? 175 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:39,130 You were just with him. Who saw him last? 176 00:05:39,197 --> 00:05:40,365 - I saw him. He was talking to Tom 177 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,866 right by the window. 178 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:43,268 - Tom... - Sorry, Mom. 179 00:05:43,334 --> 00:05:45,170 I didn't talk, though. I mostly listened. 180 00:05:45,270 --> 00:05:47,539 - Okay. Tom, what did he say? 181 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,107 - Uh, just a lot of Bible quotes. 182 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:52,377 - Bible? Like quotes about loving me? 183 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:55,380 - Nah, it was about, uh, time and, uh, 184 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,982 a lot of doomsday talk. Something about a stallion. 185 00:05:58,049 --> 00:06:00,285 - Okay, you're freaking me out. - His schvanz in a vice. 186 00:06:00,351 --> 00:06:01,519 Is that from the Bible? 187 00:06:01,619 --> 00:06:03,154 - Oh, guys, wait. There's a note. 188 00:06:03,221 --> 00:06:04,222 - A note? 189 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,857 Let me see. What does it say? 190 00:06:05,957 --> 00:06:07,725 "I'm driving down to Myrtle Beach 191 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,460 just like Tom's dad did." 192 00:06:09,527 --> 00:06:12,197 - Wait. What? - "Thanks for the advice, Tom. 193 00:06:12,297 --> 00:06:14,065 You da man. Woot, woot. 194 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:18,837 the stallion rides free." Tom, what the fuck? 195 00:06:18,903 --> 00:06:20,405 - I don't think people say "what the fuck" 196 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:21,673 at weddings, do they? 197 00:06:21,739 --> 00:06:23,007 - They do when they're abandoned. 198 00:06:23,074 --> 00:06:24,576 - All right. Let's just go dance 199 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,578 and eat dinner. What do you do now? 200 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,080 - Cry. - Let's go cry and dance. 201 00:06:33,251 --> 00:06:34,853 - Come on people, dance. 202 00:06:34,919 --> 00:06:36,988 We're only playing jazz standards, 203 00:06:37,055 --> 00:06:39,657 so don't wait for the Electric Slide 204 00:06:39,724 --> 00:06:44,429 or something you consider to be fun. 205 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,836 - Con--congratulations. What do people say? Congrats? 206 00:06:51,903 --> 00:06:54,038 - Shut up! 207 00:06:54,105 --> 00:06:55,540 - Listen, I'm--I'm so-- I feel terrible. 208 00:06:55,607 --> 00:06:57,108 - You should. - Principal, say something. 209 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,943 - Say nothing. Let Tom sit in the discomfort. 210 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,278 - All right, everybody! 211 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,946 the reception is starting, 212 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:04,415 and the nurse is gonna start by cutting the cake. 213 00:07:04,515 --> 00:07:06,251 Yay! Yay!... - No, I am not! 214 00:07:06,351 --> 00:07:08,553 I'm not--I'm not cutting the cake by myself. 215 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:09,888 That's sad. 216 00:07:09,954 --> 00:07:11,256 - It's a tradition, right? - It's fun! 217 00:07:11,356 --> 00:07:12,790 You cut the cake. You eat cake. 218 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:15,059 - That does sound fun. - Okay. 219 00:07:16,861 --> 00:07:18,897 - Get to the part where you smear it on your face, please. 220 00:07:18,963 --> 00:07:20,965 - I'm not smearing it on my face. 221 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:22,400 - Have you ever been to a wedding? 222 00:07:22,467 --> 00:07:23,735 Everybody smears cake on their face. 223 00:07:23,801 --> 00:07:25,069 - Well, normally there's someone else 224 00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:26,371 doing the smearing! 225 00:07:26,437 --> 00:07:27,906 - Come on, take a deep breath. 226 00:07:27,972 --> 00:07:29,807 This could be the best night of your life. 227 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,810 - Smear it on your face! Smear it on your face. 228 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,545 - Mom. No. Mom. Please. Don't chant. 229 00:07:34,612 --> 00:07:36,247 Smear it on your face. 230 00:07:36,314 --> 00:07:38,383 - Oh my God! This is a nightmare. 231 00:07:38,449 --> 00:07:40,318 Fine. Fine! 232 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,986 - All right. At least we're having fun now! 233 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:43,554 Give her a hand. That was--she's a good sport! 234 00:07:43,621 --> 00:07:45,490 She's a good sport. - I'm not having fun! 235 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:48,293 Hi, can I stick my head in? I'm friends with everyone here. 236 00:07:48,393 --> 00:07:49,727 - Name. 237 00:07:49,794 --> 00:07:51,329 - It's probably under "Bus Driver." 238 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,564 - Nope. - Try "the" bus driver. 239 00:07:53,631 --> 00:07:54,832 - Nope. Under the Bs, 240 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,234 I've got bus mechanic... 241 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:58,503 - That's an insult. - Bus dispatch guy... 242 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,139 - Another asshole. - Bus insurance adjuster. 243 00:08:01,239 --> 00:08:04,108 - Okay, prick. - And bus door repairman. 244 00:08:04,175 --> 00:08:05,977 - Bus door repairman? 245 00:08:06,077 --> 00:08:08,313 - Yeah, he came in dancing doing this whole thing 246 00:08:08,413 --> 00:08:11,182 called "the bus door." It was pretty cool. 247 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:14,619 - He's doing the bus door? I invented the bus door! 248 00:08:14,686 --> 00:08:16,854 - Oh, hey, Bus Driver. Can we talk real quick? 249 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,356 - Sure. Yeah. I wasn't going in anywhere. 250 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:19,857 - All right, listen, 251 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,926 I ruined the whole wedding. It's a disaster. 252 00:08:21,993 --> 00:08:23,761 The groom took off. He's heading down the turnpike 253 00:08:23,828 --> 00:08:25,463 in an ice cream truck. We gotta go find him. 254 00:08:25,530 --> 00:08:26,864 - All right, well, let's do this! 255 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:27,932 Let's hunt it down. 256 00:08:27,999 --> 00:08:29,200 - Really? That's amazing. 257 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,002 - I want to be part of this wedding. 258 00:08:31,102 --> 00:08:34,172 If I got to chase down and hit the groom's ice cream truck, 259 00:08:34,272 --> 00:08:35,873 I'm okay to do that. 260 00:08:36,507 --> 00:08:39,210 Tom, put your seatbelt on, because we are going 90, 261 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,879 and there is a very good chance this does not end well. 262 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,448 - All right, just keep your foot on the gas. 263 00:08:43,514 --> 00:08:45,283 He's in a slow-moving truck. We can catch him. 264 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:49,320 - Wait, wait! Is that him? 265 00:08:49,387 --> 00:08:51,055 - All right. Veer right. We got him. 266 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:55,360 - I'm veering my ass off. - Doug, slow down. 267 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:56,894 It's Tom, from the balcony. - Ah. 268 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:59,397 Hey, little man. What's up? 269 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:00,732 - Listen, you need to reconsider. 270 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,400 You're making a terrible mistake. 271 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,335 - Oh, I agree. I should've taken the parkway. 272 00:09:04,402 --> 00:09:05,870 But it's too late. I can't turn around. 273 00:09:05,970 --> 00:09:07,405 - No, it's not the mistake I'm talking about. 274 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,407 I'm talking about the wedding you bailed on. 275 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,808 - Nah, too late for that. 276 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:13,077 I already said "the stallion rides free." 277 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,912 It'd be embarrassing to just go back now. 278 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,415 - Doug, that is not a good reason to not get married. 279 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,751 - When you grow up, you realize you make life decisions 280 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,085 on a lot of stupid things. 281 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,090 - Remember that time we went to an Italian restaurant 282 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,425 and then screwed on my couch? 283 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,860 - I do. That was fun. 284 00:09:28,926 --> 00:09:30,495 Remember the time we went to the concert, 285 00:09:30,561 --> 00:09:31,829 and we threw churros at people, 286 00:09:31,896 --> 00:09:33,431 and you hit that guy in the eye? 287 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,066 - That might have been the best night of my life. 288 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:37,001 And I don't know if you remember this, Principal, 289 00:09:37,068 --> 00:09:38,436 but I have a son. 290 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:39,937 - Where is Tom, by the way? I haven't seen him? 291 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,006 - I'm sure he's around here somewhere. 292 00:09:42,073 --> 00:09:44,175 I try not to be a "helicopter mom," 293 00:09:44,242 --> 00:09:46,010 as they say. 294 00:09:46,077 --> 00:09:47,412 - All right, come on, get me closer. 295 00:09:47,512 --> 00:09:48,413 I'm going in. 296 00:09:48,513 --> 00:09:49,680 - This goes against 297 00:09:49,747 --> 00:09:51,582 almost all my bus driver training. 298 00:09:53,684 --> 00:09:55,953 - Oh, that's dangerous. - Look at you. 299 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,188 Does this look like a man 300 00:09:57,255 --> 00:09:58,456 who's making the right decision? 301 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,024 - Absolutely not. 302 00:10:00,091 --> 00:10:01,592 - I just think you seem to like the nurse on some level. 303 00:10:01,692 --> 00:10:03,027 - I do. 304 00:10:03,094 --> 00:10:04,462 - You probably don't have many options out there. 305 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,130 - I don't. 306 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,732 - I can't imagine you're gonna be a big hit in Myrtle Beach. 307 00:10:07,799 --> 00:10:09,300 - Probably not. 308 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,802 - All things considered, I think you should turn around. 309 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,804 - Wow. You are a wise little man. 310 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,939 - All right, let's-- let's go back and get married. 311 00:10:15,039 --> 00:10:16,240 Oh, hey, Bus Driver, we're all good here. 312 00:10:16,307 --> 00:10:17,642 You can go home. 313 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,377 - Who's that idiot? Did we invite him? 314 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,312 - I've actually been meaning to talk to you about that. 315 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,047 There must have been a mix-up with the invites-- 316 00:10:23,114 --> 00:10:25,216 - No time to talk. Let's turn this thing around 317 00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:26,551 so I can get married. 318 00:10:26,617 --> 00:10:28,586 The stallion turns back. 319 00:10:29,153 --> 00:10:32,090 - You're very easily swayed. Did anyone ever tell you that? 320 00:10:37,228 --> 00:10:40,331 - It really wasn't that bad. - Actually, arguably, 321 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:43,434 this is the worst thing that could happen at a wedding. 322 00:10:43,501 --> 00:10:46,404 - Hello everyone! Hey! I have an announcement. 323 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,339 I tracked down the ice cream man. 324 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:49,674 The wedding's back on. 325 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:53,311 - Doug? Oh my God, thank you, Tom! 326 00:10:53,411 --> 00:10:55,813 Doug, come on out here. 327 00:10:55,913 --> 00:10:58,950 - Oh, bad news, guys. He left a note... 328 00:10:59,016 --> 00:11:00,418 - More notes? Come on. 329 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,687 "Sorry, Nurse, I bailed again. 330 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:06,090 "The half-hour alone in the car with Tom made me realize 331 00:11:06,157 --> 00:11:10,361 "I don't want to have kids. He's got a lot of problems. 332 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:13,631 The stallion rides free. Woot, woot." 333 00:11:16,334 --> 00:11:19,470 - Woot, woot! 334 00:11:19,537 --> 00:11:21,105 - Way to go, Tom. 335 00:11:21,172 --> 00:11:22,540 - Are all weddings this stressful? 336 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,976 Because I'm not enjoying myself at all. 337 00:11:25,343 --> 00:11:27,145 - ♪ Remember there's more road ♪ 338 00:11:27,211 --> 00:11:29,213 ♪ And places to go ♪ 339 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,349 ♪ Patterns to contemplate ♪ 340 00:11:31,449 --> 00:11:33,184 ♪ More people to fornicate ♪ 341 00:11:33,284 --> 00:11:36,354 ♪ And remember there's a lot of good omens ♪ 342 00:11:36,454 --> 00:11:37,989 ♪ Supplying the proof ♪ 343 00:11:38,055 --> 00:11:41,659 ♪ That our life is the best joke ever told ♪ 344 00:11:41,726 --> 00:11:45,363 ♪ Remember it's a joke and leave it alone ♪ 345 00:11:45,463 --> 00:11:49,800 ♪ Let go and try to be always abiding ♪ 346 00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:54,038 ♪ Remember if there's one good reason for dying ♪ 347 00:11:54,138 --> 00:11:55,907 ♪ The sweet silver lining ♪ 348 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,176 ♪ Through you she lives on ♪ 349 00:11:58,242 --> 00:12:02,079 ♪ And therein lies a truth we can sip when we want ♪ 350 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:05,716 ♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪ 26451