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♪ I like it when you move it ♪
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- As we say goodbye
to sweet George,
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let's remember the better days
when he would sit in his bowl,
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and kinda blink.
Guy loved to blink, didn't he?
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- He loved to blink.
Yes, he did.
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- Nelson, why don't you
do the honors
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and shove all of his personal
belongings down the toilet?
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- It's not going down.
- Use your foot.
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- I'm not putting my foot
in your toilet, Tom.
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- Nelson, put your foot
in the toilet.
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It's a funeral.
Show some respect.
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- My mom would kill me
if I ruin these socks.
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- All right, fine. I'll do it.
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- Don't splash, man!
You're splashing me!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on here?
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- Mom, we're giving George
a funeral.
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- George died?
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We got him three days ago, Tom.
He cost 12 bucks.
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- Excuse me. Sorry.
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Should I keep playing
the flute through this part?
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- Keep playing. It's beaut--
it's really beautiful.
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- Dakota, take it away
from your mouth.
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- Dakota, please.
- Dakota, no more.
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- Oh, my God.
This is the worst funeral ever.
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- The funeral's off 'cause
we're going to the pet store
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and we're gonna get
our money back.
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- Nelson, get her out.
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- Nelson, don't.
- Ow!
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- Oh, my God. Stop. Don't.
Give me the fish.
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- Give it.
- What is happening here?
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- Other than putting your foot
in the toilet,
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this was
a very tasteful ceremony.
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- Hi, we came here
and we were sold a faulty fish.
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And, uh, the fish passed.
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So if you just want to credit
that back to the credit card
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or give us some cash.
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- Sorry, can't do it.
- What's this?
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- Can I interest you
in a new fish?
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- New fish? No.
- We need a full refund.
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- Yeah, here's the thing.
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The fish was healthy
three days ago.
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He was swimming. He was happy.
Now he's been whacked.
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- Whacked?
- Hang on!
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Are you trying to say
my son murdered George?
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- As corporate policy,
we don't say "murder" but yes,
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I believe
your son murdered the fish.
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- I found the body.
No one's denying that.
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- How dare you say
my son, Tom--
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- Your son is
standing there, ma'am,
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with a blank expression
on his face.
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That's what murderers do.
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- His face is always blank.
He's a thinker.
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- Is--is there
a problem over here?
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- This "lady"--
- What? Lady in quotes?
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- Is trying to return
a dead fish?
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And she's giving me loads of
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'tude
because I'm not having it.
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- All right, calm down.
Thanks, Casey. I've got this.
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Sorry you're upset
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and I apologize
for what just happened.
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I'm not gonna try
to sell you another fish.
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- Okay, thank you.
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- But what are your feelings
on gerbils?
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- No, there's no way
I'm spending more money.
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- Come on, Mom. He's so cute.
-
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- Yeah, come on, Mom.
Come on, Mom.
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- Oh. We can't afford it.
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- Oh.
I guess you don't love me?
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- Oh, no, Tom.
Do not make sad Tom face.
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- You're still a good mom.
Some mothers just care
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about money more
than their child's happiness.
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- Fine!
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What's the cheapest gerbil
you've got?
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- That would be
a senior gerbil for $75.
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- $75?
Are you out of your mind?
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- I'm not. Casey has issues,
but I'm doing fine.
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- Ugh. You know what?
Fine. Wrap him up.
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- Um, we don't say
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"wrap them up"
like it's a burrito.
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- Casey, I've got this.
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At Pet Depot, we happily
wrap up all the animals.
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- All right, Larry,
play time's over.
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Take a load off. Take a nap.
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Make yourself comfortable.
Let's circle back later.
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- Hey kid, is your mom around?
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That toilet
is completely destroyed.
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- You know, she doesn't talk
to plumbers any more.
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She told me to-to tell you
to shut up and fix the toilet.
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- What's this?
- My dad was a plumber.
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It's a sore subject.
- Yes, yes, yes.
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Okay, now I know
who we're dealing with here.
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- Whoa! Who's this
cute little guy?
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- My gerbil, Larry. He's 82.
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- Hi, Larry.
What a cutie you are.
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- Isn't he cute?
- Yeah, very cute!
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Well, this is a little surprise
for me in my day.
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- I love him.
- Hi, Larry!
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Too bad you have
to live your life in captivity.
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You're like a little prisoner,
aren't ya, Larry?
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- Prisoner? What's this?
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- What'd ya do?
What crime did you do?
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- No. He's my pet gerbil.
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- I'm just saying his cage
is like a prison.
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- Nah, nah, nah. They call
this the "Deluxe Cabana."
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It's like he's on vacation.
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- When you go on vacation,
where do you--where do you go?
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A little room?
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- We don't--I don't go
in a little room, no.
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- Got'cha, got'cha, got'cha.
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You know, I'm just
a simple plumber, "shut up
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and get in the bathroom,"
but if you ask me,
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we don't have the right
to treat animals as property.
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- Well, you know,
he was on sale, so--
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- You think selling
a living creature,
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does that sound
morally fine to you?
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I don't know what your morals
are in this house.
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- Selling creatures?
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Yeah, you can buy gerbils.
People do that, right?
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- Hmm. How would you like
to live in a little teeny cage?
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- To be honest, I think I would
thrive in that environment.
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- H-how about we take him
for a little spin then?
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- What do you mean?
- How about you
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pretend you're Larry
for one minute?
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- No. Aren't you here
to fix the toilet?
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What's happening?
Oh, no. I don't want to get--
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No, I'm not getting in there.
No, no.
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Please.
- Come on. Hop in here.
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- No, get back in the bathroom.
This is too much now.
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- Come on. It'll be fun.
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Pretend you're Larry.
- This is getting weird.
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- Come on, just
get in there. It'll be fun.
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- That's not
a reassuring voice.
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Oh! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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- Ah, there we go.
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- Did you lock the door?
What's happening?
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- If I could change
one young person's mind,
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I've done my good deed
for the day.
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And I always do my good deed
for the day.
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- I think you oversold
how much fun this was gonna be.
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You're not leaving, are you?
What's happening out there?
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Larry, what's he doing?
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- Hi, uh, I need to reschedule
my neck rub.
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My son's been missing
for an insane amount of hours.
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And it just feels weird
to get a massage right now.
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- Mom! Let me out!
- Tom? Are you in there?
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- Mom, where you been?
Oh, my God.
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- Oh, there you are.
- How long was I in there?
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- I haven't seen you
for six hours.
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I thought you were kidnapped.
- Oh.
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You didn't call
the police, or anything or?
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- They do recommend you wait
24 hours.
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It's what they say
on all the shows.
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- I don't know if that's
the case, but--
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- I was worried though.
- Anyway, listen.
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I did some soul searching.
I think we got to let Larry go.
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- Let him go?
Are you on cocaine, Tom?
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- Cocaine? No. What do you do?
How do you--
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- We paid a lot
of money for him.
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Plus, he's a member
of the family.
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With your dad gone,
Larry's the man of the house.
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- Wait. Larry's the man
of the house? Not me?
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- No.
Larry's a lot older than you.
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- All right, fine. Larry stays.
- "All right, fine's"
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not gonna cut it.
Raise your right hand.
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We're gonna do
a promise pledge.
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- What do I say?
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- I swear to my mom--
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- That I will not set
Larry free.
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- I will not set Larry free.
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- I will keep him in this house
as the man of the house.
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And if I do not,
then my mother will die.
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I pledge on Larry's life. Amen.
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- I'm not gonna say that,
but you have my word.
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- Larry.
Oh, no. Oh.
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Slave. Sorry.
Prison. Cage. Prisoner.
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- Who gave you the moral
authority to enslave me?
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You get me out of this God
forsaken cage now!
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- Larry! Larry! Ahhh!
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All right,
so much for the pledge.
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That's just not gonna happen.
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- Tom, what's going on, man?
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I know you guys
got money problems
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but there's literally a rat
in your jacket.
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- That's not a rat.
It's my gerbil, Larry.
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I'm gonna set him free
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at the school today.
- Set him free?
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- I just want to let him
know the taste of freedom.
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I'm gonna let him go
on the soccer field.
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Turn him loose.
- The soccer field?
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Tom, do you see cleats
on this guy?
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- Cleats? On Larry? No.
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- Do you see colorful
Umbro shorts?
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- I don't.
- Exactly.
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You need to leave him
in the wilderness.
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He's a wild animal.
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- Nelson's right.
- Here we go.
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- Gerbils are direct
descendants of wolves, Tom.
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- They're not little wolves.
- Tom, there are two things
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buses and rodents.
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- Okay.
- This guy's an apex predator.
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He needs an ecosystem where he
can thrive and hunt and kill.
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- Oh. Okay.
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So where's the wilderness
in Central Jersey?
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- Behind the TJ Maxx
is perfect.
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Sorry, kids.
Emergency pit stop.
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Tom needs to hop out
and poop real quick.
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- No. Pee. I've gotta pee.
Why would you say that?
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- You need all the time
you can get.
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- He's right.
I got to take a quick dump.
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- Tom, you're gonna make
everybody late for school!
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- Just give me,
like, a half hour.
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- Why now? We're, like,
two minutes from school!
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- Hey, what can I say?
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I prefer the woods.
I can't hold it.
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I need some privacy
and some time.
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Okay, little angels.
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As you know,
this weekend is our big--
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- Hey, Tom?
- Hey.
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- Are you okay?
'Cause there've been a lot
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of high profile
pooping incidents recently.
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- Oh, I wasn't really--
That was a decoy.
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I did a good deed.
I set my gerbil free.
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- Hm?
- To live in the wilderness.
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- What?
- In the woods behind TJ Maxx.
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- Tom, gerbils
are domesticated pets.
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Without food or water,
he'll die!
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- What do you mean?
He's like a wolf.
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He's like an apex predator,
I was told.
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- What's their prey?
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Little pellets
that come in a bag?
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- Excuse me, you two.
Is there something
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more important
going on than syncopation?
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- Tom's gerbil's in the woods
behind TJ Maxx
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and if we don't find him now,
he's gonna die!
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- Your gerbil is on the loose?
- I'm on it.
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I'll blast out
a community alert.
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Tom, what's the reward?
- Oh, just put down a dollar.
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My mom has money problems.
- No, no. That's not enough.
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Um, I'm gonna put in 10,000!
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- 10,000? No, no, no!
- Done. Let's go.
241
00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,522
- Done?
- A 10 G gerbil!
242
00:08:34,589 --> 00:08:36,224
- No, we--we never established
the 10 G's.
243
00:08:36,291 --> 00:08:38,893
- Are you kidding me?
Let's go find that gerbil!
244
00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:44,365
- Loser, swipe.
Fake hair, swipe.
245
00:08:44,432 --> 00:08:47,535
Fingered me
in a parking lot, swipe.
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"$10,000 reward
for missing elderly gerbil
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in woods behind TJ Maxx."
Son of a bitch.
248
00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,390
- Okay, everyone.
Welcome to the manhunt.
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I really appreciate
you coming out.
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As a very wise plumber
once told me,
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"Every life is precious."
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- Hi, everyone. Attention! Hi.
Hello.
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I'm Tom's mom.
I'm in control here.
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And to clarify,
there's no reward.
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That was a joke.
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- A joke? What happened
to the ten grand?
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- I'm gonna get fired
258
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'cause I helped you search
for this gerbil!
259
00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,014
- I'm gonna leave.
- Okay, fine.
260
00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,683
For argument's sake,
let's say there's a reward.
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You'll get $10,000.
Of my own money.
262
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Now, I'm gonna have Tom,
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my son here,
explain who we're looking for.
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- Thanks, Ma.
Well, he's of average weight.
265
00:09:45,827 --> 00:09:48,296
And average height.
Average gerbil height.
266
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Standard gerbil color.
In the beige family.
267
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- Yeah, that doesn't help.
- All right, he's elderly.
268
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So when you search,
it's important that you yell,
269
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"Here, sweet baby Larry!"
270
00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,810
- So we're just looking
for a nondescript animal
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00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:04,979
in a large wooded area
while we're screaming,
272
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"Here, sweet baby Larry."
- Oh, last thing.
273
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You need to cut up
some sliced pears and say,
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"Who's ready for din din?"
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I know it's a lot.
276
00:10:12,954 --> 00:10:14,222
- Now, please,
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can we get serious
and go find that gerbil?
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00:10:19,294 --> 00:10:21,696
- Tom, we need to find
Larry ourselves
279
00:10:21,796 --> 00:10:23,531
or it's coming out
of your college fund.
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- Ugh. You're not great
at pep talks.
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♪ ♪
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- Sweet baby Larry!
283
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- Larry! Larry, Larry, Larry!
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- Here, sweet Larry.
- Who's ready for din din?
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- Tom, it's been two hours
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00:10:37,045 --> 00:10:38,746
and we've gone through
five pounds of pears.
287
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,682
- We can't give up.
We can't give up.
288
00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:41,983
- Oh, my gosh! Guys!
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00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:44,018
I think I found
sweet baby Larry.
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- That's amazing!
Hold on to him! I'm on my way!
291
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- I'm gonna get $10,000 rewa--
Ow!
292
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- I got him, people!
The gerbil is safe.
293
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And I just saved 10 G's!
294
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- Ah! Great job, Mom!
295
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,569
Ah, it's so good
to have Larry back.
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00:11:01,669 --> 00:11:03,438
- This is amazing.
What a happy ending!
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00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,840
- Everyone, over here!
He's alive.
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00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:08,376
Larry, say thank you
to the crowd.
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00:11:09,677 --> 00:11:11,279
- Ahhh!
300
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,414
Oh, son of a bitch hawk!
301
00:11:13,514 --> 00:11:15,683
- Maybe I'm just not cut out
to be a pet owner.
302
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:19,454
- I tried to warn you.
Do not talk to plumbers.
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00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,356
You talk to a plumber,
the next thing you know
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a hawk's flying off
with your gerbil.
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00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,460
- ♪ Remember
there's more road ♪
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♪ And places to go ♪
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♪ Patterns to contemplate ♪
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00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,466
♪ More people to fornicate ♪
309
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:34,636
♪ And remember
there's a lot of good omens ♪
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♪ Supplying the proof ♪
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00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,974
♪ That our life
is the best joke ever told ♪
312
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♪ Remember it's a joke
and leave it alone ♪
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♪ Let go and try to be
always abiding ♪
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00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:52,320
♪ Remember if there's
one good reason for dying ♪
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00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,289
♪ The sweet silver lining ♪
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♪ Through you she lives on ♪
317
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♪ And therein lies a truth
we can sip when we want ♪
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♪ Disciples of the flow,
we can float anywhere ♪
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