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- Mom, I don't know
about this hairstyle.
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- Tom, it looks so good.
I cannot ease up at this point.
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- I just question the blazer!
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I question
the blazer/side part combo.
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- This is class picture day.
This is a big deal.
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I need how you look
in these pictures
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to be a reflection of me.
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- You're holding up
the drop-off line.
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- I'm combing my child's hair.
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This is a tender moment,
a-hole.
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- You're making your son
look like an idiot.
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- Um, he looks adorable.
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Like a young
Timothée Chalamet, so...
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- Show of hands!
Who thinks this kid
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looks like a young
Timothée Chalamet?
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- Uh...
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- I can kind of see it.
- Thank you.
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We've got a consensus here.
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Ma, we really
gotta wrap this up.
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- Okay, What are you gonna do
when you get in there?
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- Sit up straight
and say "cheese."
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- I love you, buddy.
This is our life
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on the line here, I love you.
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- I think you're
expecting a lot from
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this hair and blazer combo.
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- ♪ Now as our poor
young lungs deflate ♪
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♪ I'll admit
I've gotten older ♪
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♪ Mellowed out, chatting up
those I used to hate ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ The feeling that
we're lost will always fade ♪
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♪ I present no explanation ♪
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♪ Can't expect
our tired patience ♪
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♪ To satiate for long ♪
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♪ Therein lies a truth
we can sip when we want ♪
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♪ Disciples of the flow,
we can float anywhere ♪
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- Okay.
Right out of the gate,
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let's lose the hairdo
and the blazer.
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- Oh, no. My mom just spent
like a half hour on that.
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- Oh, did your mom ask me if--
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if that was time well spent?
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- I don't know, I'm not--
I'm not privy to that.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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- I saw your yearbook
last year.
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It was meh.
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It was meh.
- The yearbook was meh?
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- Look, we're doing things
a little different this year.
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Okay, just--
give me a silly face.
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Stick your tongue out.
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- My mom explicitly said,
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sit up straight
and say "cheese."
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- I don't do "cheese" here.
- You don't do "cheese"?
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That's the main word.
- Jacob!
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- What's happening right now?
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- We're trying
to capture the feeling
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of what it is to be a child.
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So give me a raspberry.
- Raspberry?
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- Yeah.
Give me some raspberries.
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- Pfft. That kind of thing?
- Y--oh! That was great.
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Do that again.
- Pffft. Pbbbbt.
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Oh, God, yeah.
Love it, okay.
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- Let's get--
let's get a "cheese" one.
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- I don't do "cheese."
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- You're out of control
at this point.
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- Turn your back to me,
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and throw a look
over the shoulder,
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like--
like peekaboo.
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- I'm begging you right now.
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We spent all weekend.
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We bought a comb!
- You nailed it.
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I think we're good.
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- Good!
- Jacob!
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I'm taking five minutes!
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This kid is a handful!
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- How's my favorite grandma?
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- Livin' and lovin' the world.
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- Can I get you a drink?
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- Ah, you're a doll, Tommy.
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I'll take a tea with honey.
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- A little complex.
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Can I get you any--
anything simpler?
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- Oh, okay,
just the cortado then.
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- Cortado?
You know what, forget I asked.
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Forget the beverage.
You don't seem thirsty.
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- What the hell?
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- Guess what I got?
I got the proofs
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for Tom's class pictures!
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- Oh, no.
- Oh!
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Let's take a look.
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- Are people still
looking at pictures these days?
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I thought that's kind of
come and gone.
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- I know you don't know
what it's like
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to be a single mom.
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Since your dad left,
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I feel like I'm judged,
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I feel like I gotta
keep up appearances.
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I need this picture to scream
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success, prosperity,
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and family values.
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- This is not good.
- What happened?
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- Did they retouch these?
What's going on right now?
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- Are you trying to ki--
are you trying to kill me?
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- It must be
the photographer's fault,
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he must of--
- Tom, there's no way
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he looked at you and said,
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"try to look like
a creep saying peekaboo."
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- He literally
said that word for word.
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- Tom, you need new pictures
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before you come back
in this house.
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- I think the kid
is lashing out.
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- Grandma, please.
- He ruined his pictures,
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and he refuses
to make his grandmother
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a simple cortado.
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- That is an incredibly complex
drink--you realize that, right?
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- It's an espresso
with a drizzle of warm milk,
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and it's not that hard, Tom.
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- Grandma, would it kill you
to run over to Starbucks?
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I mean, seriously.
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All right,
I shouldn't have said that.
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Now I'm lashing out.
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- Senator, yes!
Get up on the raft!
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Oh, my God, yes!
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- Sir, these are for
my re-election posters.
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- You're gonna love these,
okay?
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It says dignity
but not without
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a sense of whimsy, okay?
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Bounce up and down.
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- 'Scuse me?
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Hey.
I got a question
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about the yearbook pictures.
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- Are--are you for real?
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- Uh, my mom, uh, and grandma
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weren't thrilled with the--
the shots.
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They didn't really--
they didn't really care for
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the peekaboo and
the raspberries and all that.
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So could we just
get a quick redo?
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Just grab a quick "cheese" shot
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like we talked about?
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- That's so interesting.
Hey, everybody!
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Everybody, gather around!
- Don't make a big thing of it.
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- This little boy's
grandmother wasn't thrilled
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with my work and would like
a quick redo.
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And I guess my 15 years
as a professional photographer
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are just garbage bullshit!
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- My mom literally wants
a shot where I'm smiling
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and looking at the camera.
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- Your mom sounds
like a crazy bitch, okay?
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- What?
- I shoot for huge magazines.
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"New Jersey Living."
You ever heard of that?
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- No.
- "Hedge Fancy."
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You ever heard of it?
- No.
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- "Cat Fancy"?
- Okay.
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- The only reason I'm doing
grade school yearbooks
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is because I'm nailing
your school nurse.
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There.
I said it.
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- That's certainly
a lot to take in, uh...
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no redo is the recap, right?
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No redo?
- Show yourself out.
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- Tom!
- What now?
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- Get in my office.
Shut my door.
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Sit down.
Shut your mouth.
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- Oh, okay.
- We have a problem.
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Do you see what's on my wall?
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- Looks like
a large, framed photo
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of a grown man's rear end.
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- Exactly.
It's from the photographer.
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It says,
"Kiss my butt, I quit."
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- It seems like a odd choice
to hang it up.
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- He's a famous photographer.
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What am I gonna do?
Not hang it up?
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Right, now you realize
how stupid that sounds.
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- Yeah,
what was I thinking?
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- He quit 'cause of
you and your personality.
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And he won't hand over
the media drive.
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So guess what.
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There's not gonna
be a yearbook.
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- Oh, my God.
That's the best news ever.
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- What are you talkin' about?
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Tom, I want you to
tell the yearbook club--
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just, go ahead and
tell them it's been cancelled.
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- Me--you want me to tell 'em?
You're the principal.
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- Oh, God.
Can I be honest with you?
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Like, not an adult to a kid,
but just, like, as a friend?
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- That's a little weird,
but okay.
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- The yearbook club,
they scare me.
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Like they're the adults.
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And don't ever tell them that!
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- Okay, kids.
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We need a theme
for the yearbook.
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Let's brainstorm.
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- Uh, leprechauns!
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- Awful, keep thinking.
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- Paris in the '20s?
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- Insipid. What else?
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- Uh, fracking!
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- That's actually good.
I like that.
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Thomas?
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- Oh, hey.
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Uh, listen, just a quick FYI.
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I know you guys
are working on the yearbook,
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but there's not
gonna be a yearbook.
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- What now?
- I asked for a redo,
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due to some
hair and blazer issues.
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- So you had
hair and blazer issues?
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- The photographer
got angry at me, and he quit.
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Not a big thing.
Don't dwell on it.
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- Tom, you've just
erased an entire year
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from everyone's lives!
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- That's a little dramatic.
- Without a yearbook,
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it's like it never happened.
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Bake sale?
Never happened.
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Band recital?
Whoo-hoo!
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Au revoir!
Soccer league?
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- Never happened!
- Thank you, Dakota.
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All because Tom didn't like
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how his insipid hair
framed his stupid face.
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- How are you
still teaching here?
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- Yo, Tom, what's up?
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Man, I heard
you screwed up the yearbook,
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big time!
- You know, I did.
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But, hey, my mom
hated the pictures anyway,
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so this is
a rare victory for me.
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- Finally.
Good to see you
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come out on top for once.
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- This is like a whole new era.
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Era of prosperity
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and good times and fun living.
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- Holy cow!
Look, it's Tom's face
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on the side of that building!
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- The era of prosperity
didn't last that long.
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- That was ten seconds
on a bus.
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- That's the longest run
we ever had, Tom.
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We gotta see
what this is about.
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Hey, driver!
Can we hop out here?
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- Yeah, of course.
Just look both ways
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when crossing the freeway.
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- All right,
we gotta find this guy.
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- Let's go.
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- We're looking for
Fedir's Ukrainian Insurance.
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Wait, what?
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"Dumb donkey-face"?
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♪ ♪
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What is this guy's
advertising budget?
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Okay, we got it.
Fedir's.
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This is it.
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What do you think?
Is this safe?
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- Sure,
sounds like there's
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a bunch of grown women
in there.
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- That's a good point.
If you got grown women
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and insurance,
you're pretty safe.
250
00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,158
- Yeah, if it was
a bunch of dudes in there,
251
00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,493
I would be terrified,
252
00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:15,995
but something
about it is nurturing.
253
00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,698
- Gentle, gentle.
No, stronger, str--
254
00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:21,367
ye--no, gentle.
Ohh.
255
00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:23,369
- Uh, excuse me.
Are you Fadir?
256
00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:24,704
- Fadir died, was poisoned.
257
00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:26,038
I'm son.
I didn't do it.
258
00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:27,673
- You didn't do it?
- Wait, Wait.
259
00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:29,742
Do I know you?
- Do you know me?
260
00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,244
I'm the guy
from the ad campaign.
261
00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,980
- Oh, my God!
You're donkey ass-faced kid!
262
00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:35,515
- No one calls me that,
but I mean--
263
00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:38,417
- My Verizon guy,
my Taco Bell chihuahua!
264
00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,086
- Don't get too excited, Fadir.
265
00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,821
You need to pull those ads
right now.
266
00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:43,389
You have no rights
to those pictures.
267
00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:45,391
- Ohh.
But I do.
268
00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:48,561
I buy photos legit
from angry photographer.
269
00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,830
- Photographer?
I can't believe he did that!
270
00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,398
Can you be a nice guy,
just pull them
271
00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:53,399
and, uh, give them back?
272
00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,167
- Listen, uh, donkey-face,
273
00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:57,737
I love kids.
But, I am businessman.
274
00:08:57,837 --> 00:08:59,205
I have to feed my children.
275
00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:03,042
And now I see opportunity,
so maybe 500.
276
00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:04,610
- $500?
277
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,745
- Deal.
- Deal?
278
00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,079
- Mr. B will pay anything
279
00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:08,548
to save the yearbook, right?
280
00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:09,949
- Oh, that's
actually a really good idea.
281
00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,417
- Mind if we step outside
to get the money?
282
00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:12,552
- I need collateral.
283
00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:14,186
What if you walk out and leave?
284
00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:16,355
- Three-ring binder?
You want a three-ring binder?
285
00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:17,957
- Eh, no.
Leave, uh...
286
00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,692
Okay,
you leave other friend here.
287
00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,127
- 'Scuse me--
- Great.
288
00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,062
You hang on to Nelson,
I'll go get the money.
289
00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,600
So are you on
the insurance side
290
00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,435
or the--
the beautiful lady side?
291
00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,604
- Oh, you know,
a little of this,
292
00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,773
a little of, like,
wee-woo, woo-woo,
293
00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:35,207
hi-hi.
294
00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:36,776
- You know what, we don't
have to make small talk.
295
00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,077
- Tom!
296
00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:40,112
- Mr. B.
- This is such great news.
297
00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:43,382
I hopped out of the bath
when I heard your message.
298
00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:45,484
Here's 500 in wet singles.
299
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,153
- Uh, one small request?
- Anything.
300
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,088
- Please, use a normal picture
of me in the yearbook,
301
00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,423
something my mom will like.
302
00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,825
- Of course, Tom.
- Thank you.
303
00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:55,161
- Freeze, you bald, wet,
robe-wearing son of a bitch!
304
00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:58,965
- Um, Fadir?
305
00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:00,800
Uh, I think we need to go
check outside.
306
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,902
- Oh, no.
If anyone is murdered,
307
00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,737
they always know.
308
00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:07,440
- Hey, cue ball, eyes on me!
- What's happening?
309
00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:09,976
- Oh, we've been staking out
this place for weeks.
310
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,578
- Just tons of weird,
pervy behavior going on.
311
00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:13,813
Horses entering,
312
00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,314
but not leaving.
- Horses?
313
00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:16,916
- Hot women
giving insurance quotes.
314
00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,818
- Hot women?
- Large amounts of baklava
315
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:19,986
being tossed in the dumpster.
316
00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,354
That's as pervy as it gets!
317
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,989
But whatever's
going on with you two,
318
00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:25,157
way weirder.
- What are you intimating?
319
00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:27,493
- You're nude, you're bald,
you're in a robe,
320
00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:29,161
and you got
a hard drive labeled
321
00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:31,030
"pics of little kids"?
322
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,832
Man,
if you're not getting arrested,
323
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,266
I don't know who is.
324
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,469
- All right,
get this scumbag out of here.
325
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,838
- Should have put a shirt on,
if nothing else.
326
00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,139
- That might have helped.
327
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,707
Hey,
aren't you the dumb,
328
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,342
donkey-faced kid
from those ads?
329
00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:44,710
- Nah, that's another kid.
330
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,178
- Can we get a selfie?
- Oh, my God.
331
00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:47,680
- Please, here, real qui--
real quick.
332
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,281
No, not like that.
Make the donkey face.
333
00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,117
- Make the face?
- Yes.
334
00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,485
- How's that?
- Look dumb.
335
00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,620
- How's that?
- Dial up the donkey.
336
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:56,155
- Oh, wow.
337
00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,224
Tom!
- You like it?
338
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,359
- You look so handsome
in your yearbook photo.
339
00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:02,328
You look like Bill Gates,
buddy.
340
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,363
- Thank you.
- Aren't you kind of glad
341
00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:06,565
I told you to sit up straight
and say "cheese"?
342
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,734
- It all worked out.
Great picture in the yearbook,
343
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,302
and I learned
how to make a cortado.
344
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:13,205
- Actually, it sucks.
Pffft.
345
00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:15,374
- This is not
a fun grandma visit.
346
00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:18,044
- Give me a quick peekaboo
over the shoulder.
347
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:19,712
Give me a little peekaboo
over the shoulder.
348
00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:21,213
- You're talking to me?
349
00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:22,748
- Cook some oatmeal,
put some blueberries on it,
350
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:23,983
and put it
in front of your children.
351
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,217
- In what sense?
352
00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:26,419
- Now fly-fish for me.
353
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,720
Fly-fish!
- What?
354
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,522
- You're a real handful,
you know that?
355
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,827
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