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- Hey Tom.
We all miss you in band.
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- You miss me?
- Yeah.
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- That's literally the nicest
thing anyone's ever said to me.
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- That's the nicest?
- It's top three.
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- That's so sad--you know what?
- Well...
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- You should come to
my birthday party this weekend.
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- Great, yeah, count me in.
Thank you for the invite.
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- Technically, I'm not allowed
to invite you,
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but you should come.
- What does that mean?
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- 'Cause, you know,
you're more of a secret friend.
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- Whoa, that's confusing.
- Secret friend? Why secret?
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- My mom said I'm not allowed
to interact with "your kind."
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It's not a big deal.
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- Sounds like a big deal.
- Here's my solution.
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Tell my mom that
you're the caterer's son.
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- Caterer's son?
- Yeah.
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- I'm confused.
I am invited, or I'm not?
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- No, you're definitely not
invited, but I want you there.
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- What's the dress code?
Just casual?
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- I'd say whatever you think
a caterer's son would wear.
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- All right, here goes nothing.
Whoa, nice party.
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- Wait, wait.
- Woah, what's happening?
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- Tom? Did we invite you?
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- Oh, no, I'm not part
of the party.
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My dad is the caterer.
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- Kevork is your father?
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- Kevork is my primary father.
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- I thought I heard a rumor
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that your dad
was in Myrtle Beach.
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- He was.
He's back.
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And he started
a Lebanese catering company.
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- Are you all Lebanese?
- We're not.
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He just thought it was
a fun theme, a fun motif.
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Anyway, I'm gonna
let myself in.
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All right.
Hey, what up, Dad?
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- Oh, my God.
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- Wow.
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I had no idea that
this guy was so much fun!
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- Yeah, his name's Tom.
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We're in band together.
We were, I mean.
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- Hey, you guys wanna
see a backflip?
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- Yeah, Tom!
Do it!
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- You wanna see a backflip,
Dakota?
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- I mean, not as much
as she does.
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- Do it, do it right now.
Do it.
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- Do it, Tom!
Show us a backflip!
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- All right, here--
- Oh, my God.
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-
What's happening?
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- Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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- Who is this guy?
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- What's up?
- We have a problem, Tom.
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- Problem?
- Some jewelry
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has gone missing,
and your father
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is the one who took it.
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- My father? Kevork?
- He stole.
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And now we'd like you
to confront him.
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So we don't have
to make a scene here.
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- Oh, no, he doesn't like
to be bothered in the kitchen.
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- Thomas, when adults
talk to you,
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you need to be respectful.
- Bradley, shut up.
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We're gonna listen
from the hall,
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and if he gets defensive,
we'll come in.
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- Oh, no.
- The safe word
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is bouillabaisse.
- Bouillabaisse?
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How about something easier
like cookie or ham?
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- No, we spent a lot on
this party, for Christ's sake.
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I wanna have
a very classy safe word.
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Now, don't screw it up.
- Oh.
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-
- Okay, Pops, we need to talk.
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- Who are you, and why
are you calling me Pops?
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- I'm the son.
- Whose son?
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- It's your son, Tom.
- No, no, no, no.
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I don't have Tom.
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- That's no way to talk
to your main boy.
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- Main boy?
I don't even know you.
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- He won't even acknowledge him
as his own son.
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- It is not right.
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- That's what I just said
if you had been listening.
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- Listen, if you stole
something, just put it back.
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- Wait, wait.
You accusing me of stealing?
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- Listen, as a family member,
I'm trying to help.
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- You know how you can help?
You can go over there
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to that corner over there
and pull your little pants down
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and smack your little tush
with a spatula.
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-
Bouillabaisse!
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Ham!
Bouillabaisse, ham!
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- This job is beneath me!
You kids are obnoxious.
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You know, why don't you
cook your own food, all right?
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Your BLT or whatever
you Americans do, your--
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- Pops...
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- Organic soybeans
and oat milk.
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- Dad, so you're not
returning the watch?
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- I have not taken a watch!
- Wow.
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This is not good at all.
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- Thanks for nothing, folks.
Keep your filthy money.
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- Tom, aren't you leaving
with your father?
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- Oh that's right.
Oh, wait, wait up, Pops!
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- Suck a donkey's
ding dong, kid.
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- Donkey's ding dong what?
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- What a monster!
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- All right,
I'll see you at home.
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- Did your father just leave
without you?
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- I think he did.
That's upsetting.
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- Tom, come here.
I just feel terrible
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for misjudging you
all of these years.
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- Thank you.
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- I thought you were
a little strange,
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but it's not your fault at all.
Because you know what?
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You have an abusive situation
at your home.
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- It explains a lot.
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- You just need a male
role model in your life
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because you don't
really have one.
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- No one supports me.
I'm a good guy.
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- Oh! Tom should go
on Dad's fishing trip with him!
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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- Oh, my God,
that's a great idea, Brad.
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- No, it's a terrible idea.
- It's a great idea.
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- He wouldn't even like that.
What kids like fishing?
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- Honestly, it sounds
like the trip of a lifetime.
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- You need to bring him along.
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- If he gets hurt,
then we're liable.
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If--if he kills someone,
we're liable--
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- Great, it's decided.
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I'm gonna clear it
with Tom's mom.
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Plus, Brad, your friends
all teach at his school.
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- Can I just say one thing?
- No.
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- One thing, I just want to--
- Brad,
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I don't wanna hear it.
-
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- Hey, Tom.
Tom's mom.
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- Hi, Dakota's dad.
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Thanks so much
for including Tom!
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He's excited.
- It was my wife's idea.
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You know,
he doesn't have to go even.
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- Oh no, I'm looking
forward to it.
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Can't wait.
- Do you have
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any questions or concerns?
I mean, there's gonna be
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a lot of drinking--
hard alcohol and whatnot.
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- No.
- He'll be exposed to
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rough language
and open sewage and...
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- Zero--is there a number
I can reach you at?
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- Ooh, unfortunately, there's
no cell service up there.
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We'll be completely
off the grid.
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- Mm, well...
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sometimes you gotta
let your kid
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off the grid, right, Tom?
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- What?
- I don't get the house
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to myself a ton,
so I'm excited.
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- All right,
it's your child's funeral.
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Tom, just get in the car, then,
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if you're so hellbent on going.
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We're running late, so...
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- ♪ Give yourself
another chance, my darling ♪
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♪ Don't be satisfied
with second best ♪
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- Tom's in the house.
- Ah, what the shit.
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- Sorry, guys, Tom's
joining us this year.
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- Doesn't this ruin
the whole trip?
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- Not the warmest welcome.
- It sucks.
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I tried to stop it.
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- Anyway,
let's get started here.
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I need to just borrow
some fishing equipment,
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and boots,
and a hat, and a pole.
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- Tom, no one's
doing any fishing.
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I mean, this is mostly
about booze and grab-ass.
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- Brad, please!
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- Your wife didn't mention
any of that.
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- Yeah, well, she's on
a need-to-know basis.
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And Tom, on this trip
you can call me "Double D."
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- Oh, for "Dakota's Dad"?
- Sure.
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It's not because
I like big boobs.
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- Big boobs, what does that
have to do with Double D?
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- Tom, what you are about
to witness this weekend
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stays in the group,
never to be discussed
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outside of this inner sanctum
of masculinity.
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- I feel like the trip's
taking a weird turn.
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- It's called Bro Code,
because guys don't rat on guys.
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Now let's make a pact
by urinating in a circle.
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- What?
- Oh, no.
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- Come on, man.
- No.
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- Whip 'em out, guys.
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Who's in the mood
for some tunes?
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- Yeah, I guess.
- I guess so.
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- This is a little song I wrote
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called "My Wife
Just Doesn't Get It."
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- Here we go.
- ♪ My wife ♪
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♪ Just doesn't get it ♪
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♪ A pain inside my butt, yeah ♪
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♪ Her mouth will never shut,
no, no ♪
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- Weird subject matter, but--
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- He's got nine other songs
about his wife; it's crazy.
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- Hey, Tom, I don't want you
to let how you see me here
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affect the way you view me
as a principal.
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- Oh, no, it's Bro Code.
This all stays here.
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- And, look, he's the one
doing all the nasty stuff.
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We just come here to relax
and have a few beers.
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- Yeah, he seems like he's
working through some issues.
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- Come on, T, sing along!
- All right, Brad, please stop.
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You're giving me
a headache.
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- Oh, whatever.
Eff this thing.
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No one appreciates
my music anyway.
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- Wow.
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- All right, come on,
calm down, it's not the--
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- We need to take this party
up a notch, huh?
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I refuse to let a certain
someone ruin my big weekend.
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- He's talking about me
or his wife?
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- Tom, do me a favor, bro.
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I need your little feet
to run up there.
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Grab me some booze,
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Cool Ranch Doritos,
and a couple rubbers.
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- Brad, come on.
- He's a big kid.
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He knows what's what,
right, T?-
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- What are they?
What am I looking for?
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- They're like, um, they're
like sweaters for your penis.
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It does--it really does
get chilly up here.
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- All right,
let me go grab 'em.
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- Hey, while we wait,
can one of you idiots
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jump in the lake
and get my guitar?
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I need to go drop a deuce.
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- Why are we still friends
with him?
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- I don't--you know what,
I think that all the time.
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I don't know why.
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- Booze, Doritos,
penis sweaters.
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All right, good to go.
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- Um, hello?
Am I in the right place?
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I'm looking for DD.
- Oh!
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Oh, Dakota's Dad.
He's down by the lake
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singing a song about his wife.
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- Ugh, figures.
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- What are you doing?
Can you stand?
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- You're adorable.
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- I gotta get back
with the booze, but--oh, no--
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Oh, no, don't lay down.
What are you doing?
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- I'm just exhausted.
It's just a factory.
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It's always, Rhonda, blow this,
Rhonda, yank that.
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- Okay, off the couch.
I have to go; I'm busy.
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- Twelve dongs a day,
that's too many dongs!
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00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,738
- It sounds
like a very rough job,
237
00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,406
but I don't have time to chat.
238
00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:29,408
- Should be three dongs a day.
- Please stop saying dong.
239
00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:31,644
This trip is much filthier
than I was expecting.
240
00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:33,145
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
look at me.
241
00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:35,080
- Yeah?
- Let's do something wholesome.
242
00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,316
- Sounds weird, but what
do you want to do?
243
00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:39,051
- Let's make s'mores.
244
00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:41,220
- That's the first good idea
I've heard.
245
00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,354
That sounds great.
246
00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:44,356
- I know!
Let's divvy up the work.
247
00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:47,226
You make the s'mores
and get the fire going.
248
00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,428
I'm just gonna crash
on the couch.
249
00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:52,398
- That's divvying up,
or that's me doing it all?
250
00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:56,669
- This one is called
251
00:08:56,735 --> 00:09:00,339
"Why Does My Wife Insist on
Belittling Me in Public?"
252
00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:03,008
- You need to work on a couple
of these song titles.
253
00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:05,110
- ♪ Why ♪
254
00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,880
♪ Does my wife ♪
255
00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:11,250
♪ Insist on belittling me ♪
256
00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,452
♪ In front of our friends ♪
257
00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:16,589
- How many times are you
gonna say "wife" in a song?
258
00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:19,124
- She's not singing songs
about him, I guarantee it.
259
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,961
- ♪ In a public place,
I'm a big disgrace ♪
260
00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:25,965
- Rhonda, the fire's
not starting.
261
00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,399
Rhonda, can you wake up?
262
00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:28,968
The lighter fluid says
keep away from children.
263
00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,302
Can you just give it
a quick squirt?
264
00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:34,640
- I have to do everything
on this trip.
265
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,975
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
266
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,977
Rhonda, please.
Flames.
267
00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,980
Come on, for God's sake.
How tired can you possibly be?
268
00:09:42,147 --> 00:09:43,916
Don't panic, Tom.
How do you work this thing?
269
00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:46,952
- Brad?
- Oh, 911?
270
00:09:47,052 --> 00:09:49,455
- I thought cell phones
didn't work up there.
271
00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:50,990
- Dakota's mom?
- Tom?
272
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,758
- The cabin's kind of on fire.
273
00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:54,126
- Thomas, what are
you talking about?
274
00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:55,761
- The lady friend's purse
is on fire.
275
00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:57,496
- Oh, my God, Thomas,
slow down.
276
00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,231
Where are you?
- I can't tell you where I am.
277
00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:00,666
- Where's my husband?
278
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,167
- Unfortunately,
I can't divulge that.
279
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,003
- What does that even mean?
- It's a code.
280
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,738
We pissed in a circle.
- What?
281
00:10:05,804 --> 00:10:06,905
- Oh, my God,
we're going to burn down.
282
00:10:06,972 --> 00:10:08,507
I've already said too much.
283
00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,843
- I'm getting in the car.
I'll be there in 40 minutes.
284
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,478
- Don't come.
- Oh, my God,
285
00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,780
I can't find my car keys.
- Goodbye.
286
00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:16,749
Rhonda, no job
is that exhausting.
287
00:10:16,815 --> 00:10:19,952
- Okay, folks, fire's out.
288
00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,520
Looks like it started
in the fireplace,
289
00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,656
then some pervert for
some reason had a shitload
290
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,991
of rubbers in the pantry.
Those lit up like tinder.
291
00:10:26,091 --> 00:10:27,993
You know, those are good
for fucking, bad for fires.
292
00:10:28,093 --> 00:10:29,695
Just a little fire tip
there for you.
293
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,463
Okay, you folks be safe now.
294
00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:32,998
- All right, I want the truth.
295
00:10:33,098 --> 00:10:35,134
What exactly happened here?
296
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,636
- You know, just hanging out.
Fishing.
297
00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:39,505
- Yeah, I caught a bass.
298
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,874
- Oh, my God,
you guys are useless.
299
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,643
Tom.
- Me?
300
00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:46,879
- I need to know
what exactly happened.
301
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,547
- Uh, well, from what I know...
302
00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:51,850
the guys were fishing
and singing some fun songs.
303
00:10:51,950 --> 00:10:53,786
- Yeah?
- And Rhonda took a nap--
304
00:10:53,852 --> 00:10:55,120
- Who the hell is Rhonda?
305
00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:57,489
- She's with my dad's
catering company.
306
00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,625
- What's up?
- She's in charge of the meat.
307
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,226
Is that a job
at a catering company?
308
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,961
- You know what?
I'm tired of this.
309
00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:04,730
Tom, you're back on my list.
310
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,298
- Back on the list?
No.
311
00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:10,235
- And, Bradley,
you're driving yourself home.
312
00:11:15,874 --> 00:11:18,744
- Hey, I'm proud of you, Tom.
- Thank you, Double D.
313
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:22,147
- Being a man isn't
about fishing or camaraderie.
314
00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:25,250
It's about lying.
And you seem like a natural.
315
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,653
- Thank you, Double D.
- When you're old enough,
316
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,321
you should join us on the trip.
317
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:30,989
- I think I got my fill.
- I'm with Tom.
318
00:11:31,056 --> 00:11:32,591
I'll just go ahead
and pass too.
319
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:34,426
You can count me out.
- Yeah, we've been meaning
320
00:11:34,526 --> 00:11:36,362
to say something for,
like, ten years now.
321
00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:39,098
We--we really don't
like you, Brad.
322
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,900
- Wow.
That's a lot to take in.
323
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,370
Reminds me of a song
I've been working on actually.
324
00:11:44,436 --> 00:11:46,004
- Oh, sh--
-
325
00:11:46,071 --> 00:11:48,874
- ♪ My friends,
they all are pussies ♪
326
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:50,676
♪ And they don't know
how to party ♪
327
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,411
♪ Yeah, they don't know ♪
- This is the worst one yet.
328
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:53,779
I don't want to be
in one of his songs.
329
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,280
- At least his wife
ain't in it.
330
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,049
- ♪ My friends,
they all are pussies ♪
331
00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,884
♪ No, they can't keep up
with me ♪
332
00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:00,686
♪ No, they can't
keep up with me ♪
333
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,187
♪ Such a damn tragedy ♪
334
00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:05,057
- I should really go home
or check-in or something.
335
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,459
This is really pushing
the limits.
336
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,796
- ♪ Remember
there's more road ♪
337
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,798
♪ And places to go ♪
338
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,967
♪ Patterns to contemplate ♪
339
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,802
♪ More people to fornicate ♪
340
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,972
♪ And remember
there's a lot of good omens ♪
341
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,607
♪ Supplying the proof ♪
342
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:25,277
♪ That our life
is the best joke ever told ♪
343
00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:28,981
♪ Remember it's a joke
and leave it alone ♪
344
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:33,419
♪ Let go and try to be
always abiding ♪
345
00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:37,656
♪ Remember if there's
one good reason for dying ♪
346
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,558
♪ The sweet silver lining ♪
347
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,794
♪ Through you she lives on ♪
348
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:45,731
♪ And therein lies a truth
we can sip when we want ♪
349
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:49,334
♪ Disciples of the flow,
we can float anywhere ♪
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