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Okay, I'm gonna say
that you like water sports,
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because that'll make you
10% more attractive.
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This is dumb. I don't need to be
on a dating app.
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This is a great place
to meet people.
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I helped a very nice woman
to her car the other night.
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Oh, no, we know.
The banana hoarderer.
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It's "hoarder." Okay, we get it.
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You went to med school, alright?
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Well, yes, that is the woman
I'm talking about,
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and... fine.
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Say I like water sports. I just Googled "water sports."
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I think it means something
different on the apps.
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Ugh. Okay, we're gonna do
the profile picture now.
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Yeah. Thanks.
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Now? Yeah.
Let's lead with the boobs.
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What? I can't believe
you're doing this.
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What's happening? Ugh.
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Read 'em and weep. Let's go.
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Huh. Ooh.
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Now, what is that?
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Is that a nursing bra?
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It's my work bra!
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It's got support in the front
for lifting.
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Oh, okay.
So if you don't want someone
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with a moving truck,
you're gonna wanna ditch that.
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Here, I've got something
that'll make them pop.
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It's Tuesday "sex night"
with Dan, and, you know.
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This is the only time
it's gonna come off, so...
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Oh.
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I'll be right here,
just waiting.
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Here you go. No, no, no, no, no.
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That doesn't go
with those pants.
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I don't wear underwear
in these, so...
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♪♪
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♪ Hey!
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♪♪
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Sarah: Guys, there's no one
worth dating on these apps.
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It's like online shopping,
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but there's nothing
in my size or style.
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Well, at least you're bi.
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I mean, imagine if you had
to choose from only the men.
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Wait a minute. Does that say
"Good Vibes Only"?
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Oh, God. That's not very inclusive.
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Oh, okay. Here.
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Here's someone who doesn't
completely make me sick.
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Oh, yeah.
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You two would have
very attractive sex.
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Right? Amy: Hang on.
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Does that say Merrick Skateway?
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Look at her background.
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It is.
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She's wearing the uniform.
She works there.
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We have to go check her out.
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And we can skate!
Amy, we can take our kids.
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It would be so fun.
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I was gonna bring them to that
booger-infested playground
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at the mall, but no,
I guess this is a step up.
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Guys, I don't even want to be
dating,
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much less have you as
my wingmen with your children.
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Mm.But you are never gonna
find happiness
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if you don't
put yourself out there.
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It's all about manifesting joy.
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Or so says O Magazine.
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Oh, crap on a stick.
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It's a mother
from Luke's school.
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Hide me, please.
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♪♪
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Oh, excuse me.
Did she just avoid me?
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The nerve!
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Hi! I thought that was you!
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It's me.
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I just want to say I'm sorry
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Luke wasn't invited
to Dylan's party.
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I didn't -- I didn't know
that he had a p--
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There was a party. Yeah.
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It's just that we're encouraging
Dylan to be more authentic,
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and he doesn't feel like he
and Luke have a lot in common,
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so it would be inauthentic
to pretend they're friends.
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Dylan likes animals,
but not all the time.
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Yeah, right. No, of course.
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Um, we're --
We're all grown-ups here, so...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No big deal.
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Oh, one thing, um...
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I want you to know
that I avoided you first.
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Okay, Dylan's Mom?
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♪♪
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Luke isn't getting invited
to birthday parties now.
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I mean, what is that?
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When we were kids,
we were taught to be nice.
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Everyone was invited,
even the losers.
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And we got a lifelong friendship
out of it.
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Yes! Who -- Wait.
Who are you talking about?
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Hey, hey, hey.
You got a foot in the door.
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Let's all just be grateful.
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♪♪
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Can I have one
of the new Popsicles?
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Depends.
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Who's the best mom
in the whole world?
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You are!
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Grocery shopping
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is so much more fun
when you come with --
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Hi.
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Hey, Jodie.
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Uh, I read that Oprah article
you told me about.
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It is awesome.
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Isn't Oprah the best?
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Mommy! I want a Popsicle!
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Yeah, totally.
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Um, hey, so, I am working
on manifesting my joy,
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and there's something
that I wanted to ask you about,
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but, um...
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kind of worried that
it might be inappropriate.
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You can talk to me
about anything.
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Mommy, I want Popsicles!
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I want Pop--
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Go get it!
Sorry, that wasn't to you.
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Oh, man, the gym would kill me
if they knew
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I was asking a client this.
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Can you give me advice on
starting my own fitness company?
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Oh.
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But it's gonna be more
than a company, you know?
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It's gonna be
a-a fitness empire --
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Classes, supplements,
sleeveless T-shirts, you know?
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That all sounds great,
but why do you think I can help?
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Well, I mean, you used
to work at a bank.
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You understand money
and business.
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Plus, I've seen you use
the Reminders app on your phone,
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and that is awesome.
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Yeah, I'm pretty awesome.
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Have you ever considered
taking some business courses
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at Nassau Community College?
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I knew you would
have the answer.
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You always have the answer.
You are such a real grown-up.
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Oh, shoot. I gotta go.
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Um, I got a client, but I will
talk to you later, okay?
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Thank you so much.
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Really, it was nothing.
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Alright, bye.
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Oy.
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Don't tell your brother
you licked those.
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They're tonight's dessert.
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Mommy's home.
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Hi, Mommy. Hi, Mommy.
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Ooh, look, Julia.
That's your mommy, remember?
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Okay, I think she knows
who I am, Gloria.
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You're home early. Yeah, a guy fell off
the scaffolding at the site.
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He'll be fine, but we're
pretending he won't, so half day.
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Hey, Luke, guess what.
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You and I are gonna go
to the roller rink right now.
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But I want to work on this
700-piece puzzle
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of an African Bear.
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Mm-hmm, okay, okay.
So here's the thing.
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We're gonna have a little chat
right now, okay?
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Alright, I'm gonna
shoot you straight.
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It's time to broaden
our horizons.
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I mean, the animal stuff,
it's very cool, but it's a lot,
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and I think it alienates
the other kids.
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And plus, you can't go
drinking in college
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with African Bears, right?
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Of course you can't.
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African Bears have been extinct
for thousands of years.
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Yeah, Mommy.
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Okay, I need you
to try to be cool, okay?
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I am begging you.
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I know you love
spending time with me,
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but it would mean a lot
to your mom
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if you went roller skating.
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We'll do the puzzle tomorrow.
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Okay, Gloria.
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Doing a great job, buddy.
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I don't know
what the problem is.
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He's a perfect little angel.
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He's not getting invited
to birthday parties, Gloria.
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It's their loss.
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Okay, we have to fire Gloria.
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She's way too supportive
of Luke.
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We need someone more shame-y.
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I think you got that covered.
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What are you doing? I'm trying to fix him, okay?
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This is all your fault.
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He gets the whole animal
obsession thing from you.
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I'm not obsessed.
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I just like them
and know everything about them.
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Plus, I got invited to plenty
of birthday parties.
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It's because you've been
handsome since birth.
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Yes, but also 'cause
I was so good at magic.
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You keep that to yourself. Okay.
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Look, I was Luke's age
when I met Coleen.
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He's not even gonna have
a dead friend to mourn.
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Don't worry, I'm sure
something tragic
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will happen to someone he loves.
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Oh, God. I hope so. I don't --
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Okay, I'm not taking Julia,
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so since you're home, thank you.
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Why can't we ask Gloria to stay?
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Because I'm home. Obviously.
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That's... Luke!
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Jodie: You guys!
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After all these years,
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it still smells like pound cake
in here.
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Aw, Jodie.
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That's old skate sweat
and carpet fungus.
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That is what that is.
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Guys, do you remember
Couples Skate?
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It was so hard to skate
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and make out at the same time,
but we did it.
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It was!
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We managed to do it. Yeah, I didn't.
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That was my cue to hit
the concession stand.
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I used to use the licorice rope
as a microphone and lip-sync
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to all of the slow songs,
and then I'd eat it.
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Oh, my God. It's still here.
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It's still here!
I was so popular.
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Luke really does get it
from Henry.
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I mean, I can't believe
Evan and Nora
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didn't want to come with,
but their loss.
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I mean, can't you just
force them to do things
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until they're big enough
to overpower you?
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Oh, no. They're very strong
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from all the karate
they end up quitting.
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Oh.I mean, did anyone
really like skating?
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I feel like it was just
the place to be.
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Only the losers, like,
liked skating.True.
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Mom, skating looks awesome!
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Aww, of course
you think so, buddy.
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Guys, guys, guys. There's Seema.
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Okay, go rent skates,
check her out first,
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see if she'll murder me
in my sleep
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or if she's hot enough
to make it worth it, okay?
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Come on, Mom!
Let's get skates now!
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Yes, yes. Go get skates.
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And, Luke, when you're there,
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find out if the lady
behind the counter
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has a lower back tattoo.
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Okay! Okay.
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Yeah, that is
a deal-breaker. Great kid.
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He's -- He's okay.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Whoa.
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This must be what baby penguins
feel like
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as they find their footing
for the first time.
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Or how a little boy feels
when he first learns to skate,
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is a more normal way to say it.
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Hey, Luke. You get my intel?
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Nope. Nope?
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How was Seema? Was she terrible?
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She was terrible.
I knew she'd be terrible.
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Let's go. No, she was nice.
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Super friendly.
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That's worse than terrible.
It's boring.
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God, you're ridiculous.
Just go talk to her.
253
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It's a first date
at a roller rink.
254
00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:57,145
There's no place for
this relationship to go but up.
255
00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,973
True. How do I look?
256
00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,540
Good. Oh, wait. You've got a...
257
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,845
Actually...
258
00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:05,588
Oh, my God. O-Okay. Ahh! Huh.
259
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,416
Hopefully I dry off
before I get there.
260
00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:08,591
Thank you. So pretty.
261
00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,593
So pretty.
262
00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,029
Hey, ready to hit the rink
with me?
263
00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:13,117
Nope, definitely not.
264
00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:14,075
These skates were
just for optics.
265
00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,207
Cool. I can manifest my own joy.
266
00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:17,469
It's gonna be the old routine --
267
00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,559
Skate, Pac-Man, slushy, repeat.
268
00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:22,518
Jodie, um, you know that
if you didn't let me
269
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,824
cheat off you
when we were younger,
270
00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,608
we probably wouldn't
be friends, right?
271
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,610
You're funny.
272
00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,307
Oh. Oh.
273
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,266
Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.
274
00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:33,181
I'll save it
for when they play ABBA.
275
00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,270
♪♪
276
00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,837
Bye, Mom!
277
00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,144
♪♪
278
00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:43,670
You must love that -- putting
smiles on their little faces.
279
00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:47,282
Uh, truthfully, not really
a big fan of kids.
280
00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:48,762
Oh, I can't stand them.
281
00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:51,329
Dirty little germ buckets,
am I right?
282
00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:54,506
Do you have a pair
of unused skates?
283
00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,900
Uh, men's size 4
haven't been touched.
284
00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,381
Even the guys with that size
will lie and ask for a 10.
285
00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,035
Right.
286
00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:03,646
Um, full disclosure, I-I'm
actually not here to skate.
287
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:06,823
Um, I saw your profile
on my dating app,
288
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:09,304
and I dragged my friends down
here to check you out first.
289
00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:11,567
Is -- Is that weird? Pretty weird.
290
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,656
Too weird?
291
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,093
I get it.
Everyone's fake on the apps.
292
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,661
So I take it your friends
approved of me, then?
293
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:21,708
They were pretty useless,
um, but, you know,
294
00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:24,275
I took a leap of faith,
and so far you don't disappoint.
295
00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,756
Um, but it is still early.
I haven't seen you chew.
296
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:31,195
Then, uh, I guess
we should hang out.
297
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,806
I have two bottles
of strawberry wine
298
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,895
I confiscated
from some teenagers.
299
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:37,811
Wanna get hammered
and, uh, hit the rink?
300
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:41,031
Break out the men's size 4.
301
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:45,775
♪♪
302
00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,995
Rink DJ: What up, skaters?
303
00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,388
It's time to limbo!
304
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,695
Limbo!
305
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,392
Whoo!
306
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:58,440
How low can she go?
307
00:10:58,483 --> 00:10:59,833
Nice one!
308
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:03,837
♪♪
309
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,970
Come on,
our next lucky limbo skater!
310
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:09,669
This does not bring me joy.
311
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,976
Well, did you preheat
the oven, Dan?
312
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,413
Yes, well, that's why
the pizza's cold in the middle.
313
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:22,986
♪♪
314
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,861
♪♪
315
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:31,125
Oh, I'm having major flashbacks
of you during Couples Skate.
316
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:36,173
At least back then I still had
hope things would get better.
317
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,088
Could still cling to my dreams
318
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:42,266
of a husband and kids
and a house.
319
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:45,792
You got all that.
320
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:49,099
It's not how I imagined.
321
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,754
I wanted the fairytale version.
322
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,278
I wanted my life to feel
like "Pretty in Pink."
323
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,540
Oh, my God. No, you didn't.
324
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,194
First of all,
that dress was a disaster.
325
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:58,674
Redheads should not wear pink.
326
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,197
Who said she could wear that?
327
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,764
I'm saying it. She made that dress.
328
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,114
Yeah.
It looked like a potato sack.
329
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,987
Okay, clearly, you don't get it.
330
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,903
I can't manifest joy.
331
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,209
Nothing ever changes.
332
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,820
Nothing ever changes.
333
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,735
Nothing ever changes.
334
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:16,997
I want to skate with Matt.
That'll never happen.
335
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,781
That's just another
dumb fantasy.
336
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,522
If they don't sell
licorice rope,
337
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,219
I am burning this place down.
338
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,481
Ooh.
339
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,745
Exciting.
340
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,050
Oh.
341
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,486
♪ Ooo
342
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:29,879
♪ I just wanna get away
343
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,925
Luke: Mom, look!
344
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:35,058
I'm so fast, I'm like
a peregrine falcon.
345
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,451
Oh, that's great, Luke.
346
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:39,410
Maybe just reel it
in a little bit, buddy.
347
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:40,803
♪ Ooo
348
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,240
♪ We could find a better place
349
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,768
♪ Ooo
350
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,074
♪ We could find a better place
351
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,294
♪♪
352
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:56,210
Okay. Hey, hey, hey.
353
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,602
Hey, girls.
354
00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:00,562
Hey. Where do you get off?
355
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,085
I bet you don't even know
what a peregrine falcon is.
356
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,827
You want to know why?
'Cause you're basic.
357
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,742
Whatever.
358
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,439
♪ We could find a better place
359
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,267
♪ Better, better, better Flap away, Luke.
360
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,791
Flap your little heart out,
buddy.
361
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,010
Flap your little heart out. Go.
362
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,446
Yeah.
363
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:23,237
Okay, alright.
This seems like --
364
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,891
Oof. Oh, God.
365
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,849
This is really wedged
in there. Right?
366
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,416
I think it might just be
a part of you now.
367
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,026
Um, your profile said
you worked out,
368
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,246
so give it a go.
369
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,030
Okay. Okay.
370
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,773
Oh!
371
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,604
Oh, my gosh. Ahh.
372
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,304
You know, you should really
get this checked out.
373
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:52,744
It looks like an asymmetrical
melanocytic nevus.
374
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,964
It's got some concerning
discoloration to it, as well.
375
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,618
Geez, you sound like a doctor.
376
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,316
Oh, I was. I mean,
before I was a bagger.
377
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,883
I didn't kill anyone.
It -- It was a choice.
378
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,667
Wow.
379
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:05,235
Wow, wow.
380
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,976
It's been 12 whole minutes
381
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,630
and you had to stick it in there
382
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,631
that you're a doctor.
383
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:10,980
Oh, I'm -- N-No.
384
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,634
It's just because I saw
something, you know,
385
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,592
possibly pre-cancerous
on your face.
386
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,768
No, it was important for you
387
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,640
that I know
you're not just a bagger.
388
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:22,078
And clearly, you just had
to rub it in my face.
389
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,994
I think you might have
an inferiority complex.
390
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,214
Oh, so you're
a psychologist now, too?
391
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,650
Oh, no. I was a real doctor.
392
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,304
Wow.
393
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,784
I think we're done here.
I'm gonna get your shoes.
394
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,003
Okay.
395
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,266
Because I'm just a shoe person.
396
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,660
Mm, not a very good one.
These aren't mine.
397
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,185
Wow.
398
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,927
Yeah, right there.
399
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:48,104
Hey, everybody. We got
the reverse-skate coming up.
400
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:50,759
Uhhhh... Hi.
401
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,369
You can't talk to my kid
like that!
402
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,936
Oh, God.
I talk to all kids like that.
403
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,199
Plus, it was your kid
who insulted my weird son,
404
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,506
so if anyone deserves
an apology, it's me.
405
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,725
Oh, God. I don't like
where this is going!
406
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,989
Brace yourselves, party people!
407
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:07,297
Okay, go over here. It's time to... rewind!
408
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,952
Re-- What? Oh, my God.
409
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,258
Oh, my God. Ahh!
410
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,259
Okay, I'm sorry!
411
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,870
♪♪
412
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:21,094
♪♪
413
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:26,795
And we're going to get
kicked out, just like always.
414
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,492
Amy: Okay, okay, look.
I'm sorry.
415
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,711
Your daughter's really great!
416
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,060
This is all my husband's fault.
417
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,366
He is the one that you want!
418
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,933
Amy, grab on!
419
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,586
Oh, my God, you saved me!
420
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:36,761
You feel so thin.
421
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,633
Oh! Matt has me doing burpees.
422
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,722
Clearly the gym sparks joy.
423
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,680
Oh, my -- Excuse me.
424
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:45,379
We started a conga line!
425
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:48,295
No! Get off! Get off!
I'm not into this.
426
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,861
Aw, you're no fun.
427
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,386
Oh, my God, you really are
a good skater.
428
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,996
I know. You know what, though?
429
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,911
I was never really good
at stopping, so, uh...
430
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,260
Wait, what do you mean? Yeah.
431
00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:00,046
Save yourself. Oh, my God!
432
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,177
Ugh!
433
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,526
This day just keeps
getting better.
434
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,834
Oh, God. Are you okay, Mommy?
435
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,140
Yeah, no.
I meant to do all that.
436
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:14,364
That's right, keep skating,
or my mom will attack you
437
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:17,150
like a red-tailed hawk
eats a rabbit!
438
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,456
Yeah! Raarrr!
439
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,589
Oh. That's not
what they sound like.
440
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:22,851
Okay, you need to work with me
441
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,679
a little bit here, okay, buddy?
442
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,032
♪ Yeah, let's celebrate
443
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,947
You sure you gave me your shoes?
444
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,253
Well, I didn't come in socks.
445
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,603
Wow.
446
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,344
Hey. Hey, guys. Let's go.
447
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,649
Forget about your shoes.
You're never gonna find them.
448
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:39,955
Oh.
449
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,609
They can't leave
with their skates.
450
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,524
Well, thanks to you, they also
can't leave with their shoes.
451
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,568
Good luck with your face.
452
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,744
♪ It's time to laugh, to love
453
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,269
♪ To let it all go I hate you guys
for making me date.
454
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,749
I feel like that's on Diana
for blowing up your marriage.
455
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:54,883
Meh. Mating for life
is overrated.
456
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,232
No, I think I need to lock
something down
457
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,234
while I'm still hot.
458
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,280
Luke. Luke!
459
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,108
Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
460
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,849
Time to fly the coop, baby bird.
461
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:07,156
Own it. Own it, baby bird.
You got this.
462
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,984
♪ Yeah, let's do this
463
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:13,597
♪ We're gonna have a party,
gonna celebrate ♪Aww.
464
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,516
Oh.
465
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,260
Whenever I had a crappy day,
466
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,393
I would come here and Coleen
would take my mind off it.
467
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:29,309
Well, she's not here. So out of habit,
I-I came by.
468
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:32,703
Great. Lila's in her crib.
You guys can cry together.
469
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,792
I'm gonna go to bed.
470
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,446
You're not wearing any shoes.
471
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,927
She's teething. Good luck.
472
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,885
Well, if I'm gonna keep getting
in fights
473
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,887
at the roller rink,
I have to start training.
474
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,194
Hey, do you think I can
do Krav Maga on skates?
475
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,675
Is that a thing? You know what?
476
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,634
I'm proud of you
for embracing our son,
477
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,897
in your own bizarre way.
478
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,160
Well, I mean,
it's just who I am now.
479
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:55,900
I'm a red-tailed hawk, so...
480
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,119
Is that right? Mm.
481
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,686
Oh.
482
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,949
Well, come here,
you winged beast.
483
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,603
Oh, and that's a kid.
484
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,126
Okay.
485
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,869
Pick a card, any card.
486
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,610
Aww. You know you're the reason
487
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:10,741
bad things happen, right?
488
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:11,873
Are you gonna let him
do the trick?
489
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,135
Mm-hmm. Pick a card, Mommy.
490
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,442
There we go.
491
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:23,232
♪♪
492
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:29,673
♪♪
493
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:34,809
♪♪
494
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,593
Hey!
495
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,726
I'll give you a lift.
496
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:41,381
Oh, sorry.
497
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,904
Ignore that.
498
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:45,167
Thanks. This parking lot
always gives me the creeps.
499
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,213
Ah, you got the guns
to protect yourself.
500
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,128
I got a spot by the back door.
501
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,694
It's right up next to
the dumpster, though,
502
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:53,436
but you can just crawl
out on my side.
503
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,961
♪ We fight and delight
in the tears that we cry ♪
504
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,050
♪ Until dawn ♪
505
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:01,227
♪ Oh, whoa ♪
506
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,315
♪ Hold me now ♪
507
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:09,060
Hey, so, I have some, uh,
kind of major news.
508
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,586
I signed up for some
of those business courses.
509
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,022
Oh, fantastic.Yeah.
510
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,545
That's great news.Yeah.
511
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,199
I'm really glad that I came
to you about that.
512
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,722
I mean, you're
the smartest person I know.
513
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,681
The smartest?
514
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,552
Yeah. Rea-- You think?
515
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,554
Yeah. Yeah, really. Really?
516
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:27,557
I, uh -- I think that you're
the total package.
517
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,126
Thank you.
518
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,389
That brings me joy.
519
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,478
Um, and there's something else
520
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,219
that I-I've been wanting
to tell you.
521
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:40,048
Um...
522
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,832
and if I don't just say it now,
I'm -- I'm --
523
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,399
♪ Go far away ♪
524
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,316
I'm very attracted to you.
525
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,405
♪ There's nowhere
that I'd rather be ♪
526
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,364
I think you're cute, too.
527
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,496
Really?
528
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,978
Because I-I've been wanting
to kiss you for awhile now.
529
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,241
♪ Whoa, warm my heart ♪
530
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:02,157
Oh, God. That was inappropriate.
531
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,203
I'm so sorr--
And you can't even get out.
532
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,856
I-I've trapped you!
I'm a sexual predator!
533
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,859
You're not! It's okay
'cause I'm very into it. I'm so sorry.
534
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,470
And it would only be a kiss.
535
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,254
Yeah?
536
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,255
Well...
537
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,952
No. No. You're married.
538
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:18,304
I mean, yes, we are
technically married,
539
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:21,611
but we're not... doing great.
540
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,700
I'm sorry to hear that.
541
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:26,312
♪ ...me and we're laughing,
we're loving it all ♪
542
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,270
Well, it's more
than just kissing.
543
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:32,013
I'd really like to do more.
544
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,711
♪♪
545
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,627
And that was more inappropriate,
and I'm so sorry.
546
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,587
I-I keep -- I don't know why
I just keep just talking.
547
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,284
Can I lose eight more pounds
first?
548
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,720
♪ ...tears that we cry
until dawn ♪
549
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,461
Before we do more?
550
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:50,771
♪ Oh, hold me now
551
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:54,035
♪ Whoa, warm my heart
552
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,167
Can we make it six pounds?
553
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:57,168
♪ Stay with me
554
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,300
Definitely. Let's go do burpees.
555
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,041
Okay.
556
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:02,783
♪ Let loving start,
let loving start ♪
557
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,089
I got it. Okay. I'll help you.
558
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,004
♪ Whoa-oa-oa ♪
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