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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,155 --> 00:00:10,994 â™ȘTranslated resynced byâ™Ș XQ2☻ 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:25,489 --> 00:00:28,524 NEITHER SEEN NOR RECOGNIZED 5 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:13,741 CALMEST TOWN IN FRANCE 6 00:02:14,661 --> 00:02:17,965 Gentlemen, as long as I'm alive nothing will trouble... 7 00:02:18,020 --> 00:02:20,348 the tranquillity of our little city! 8 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,647 Since the founding of Montpaillard*, [*Smutty mountain] 9 00:02:22,672 --> 00:02:25,256 revolutions have come and gone in France. 10 00:02:25,423 --> 00:02:26,949 Thrones have crumbled, 11 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:30,263 without ever troubling our little city. 12 00:02:30,370 --> 00:02:32,876 That's why these regrettable incidents 13 00:02:32,901 --> 00:02:35,287 which daily ridicule our authority... 14 00:02:35,380 --> 00:02:36,794 Blaireau* again? [*Badger] 15 00:02:36,851 --> 00:02:38,926 Yeah, but I'll get him. - Oh, yeah! 16 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,911 - I'll get him! - Oh, sure! 17 00:02:43,243 --> 00:02:46,354 Authority, respected by all,☻ 18 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:50,469 is the most praiseworthy endeavour... 19 00:02:53,054 --> 00:02:55,490 What happened to poor Parju? 20 00:02:55,569 --> 00:02:58,177 Blaireau struck again, judge. It's been 20 years. 21 00:02:58,257 --> 00:03:00,544 These incidents must cease! 22 00:03:00,607 --> 00:03:02,496 Already, there are whispers, 23 00:03:02,589 --> 00:03:04,925 The monster Calumny 24 00:03:05,027 --> 00:03:07,753 glares at us with it's greedy eye! 25 00:03:08,650 --> 00:03:12,242 M. Bluette*, how many detainees in your prison? [*blueberry] 26 00:03:12,305 --> 00:03:15,180 About a dozen. Great bunch of guys, very calm. 27 00:03:15,234 --> 00:03:18,407 Even the delinquents are calm. This town's asleep. 28 00:03:19,588 --> 00:03:24,029 I'd rather see my town burnt to ashes than prey to disorder. 29 00:03:24,132 --> 00:03:26,253 Oh, that's very good. 30 00:03:27,842 --> 00:03:30,107 Since Henri IV... 31 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:32,005 Yes. 32 00:03:33,458 --> 00:03:36,570 - Mr. Mayor. -Hello, Parju. What's new? 33 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,081 Nothing, Mr. Mayor. 34 00:03:38,119 --> 00:03:40,365 Well done, see that it stays that way. 35 00:03:40,417 --> 00:03:43,771 - Mayor, I wanted to tell you... -What? 36 00:03:46,466 --> 00:03:48,404 That's Blaireau's doing for sure! 37 00:03:48,484 --> 00:03:49,849 - Yes, Mayor. 38 00:03:49,912 --> 00:03:52,794 When will you collar him, Parju. 39 00:03:52,849 --> 00:03:55,825 I'd love to, but he's a cunning devil. 40 00:03:55,880 --> 00:04:01,175 If he was Game Warden, he'd have nabbed you already, Parju! 41 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:04,850 - Yeah, for sure! - Come on, Parju! 42 00:04:05,281 --> 00:04:08,882 Eyes sharp! Step lively! Vive Montpaillard! 43 00:04:09,545 --> 00:04:10,868 At ease! 44 00:04:12,390 --> 00:04:14,549 TOWN HALL 45 00:04:15,642 --> 00:04:17,207 Hello. 46 00:04:19,416 --> 00:04:21,739 - Hello, Mayor. - Hello. 47 00:04:22,939 --> 00:04:24,911 - Hello, monsieur. - Madame. 48 00:04:24,950 --> 00:04:30,085 Bluette , come on, it's time for bridge. Mr. & Mrs. Chaville are waiting. 49 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,969 - 47. - 48. 50 00:04:52,086 --> 00:04:54,389 - 47! - 48. 51 00:04:55,344 --> 00:04:56,732 AmĂ©dĂ©e... 52 00:04:58,773 --> 00:05:00,848 AmĂ©dĂ©e, have a go. 53 00:05:09,575 --> 00:05:11,083 44. 54 00:05:14,255 --> 00:05:16,499 Remember our secret bridge code? -Yes, yes. 55 00:05:16,648 --> 00:05:19,630 2 of clubs means I have a diamond. 56 00:05:19,685 --> 00:05:21,247 - Yes. - And 3 of hearts? 57 00:05:21,306 --> 00:05:22,255 5 of spades. 58 00:05:22,328 --> 00:05:25,523 - Hello, Mayor. - Hello Chaville! Madame. 59 00:05:32,727 --> 00:05:34,213 - Oh! - Oh mon Dieu! 60 00:05:36,174 --> 00:05:39,597 Hello papa, hello mama, hello gentlemen! 61 00:05:40,313 --> 00:05:42,936 Arabella, my little girl! 62 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:45,483 Come in, M. Bluette . 63 00:05:46,234 --> 00:05:48,856 She's got the devil in her, your girl. 64 00:05:48,911 --> 00:05:50,701 Better marry her off on the double. 65 00:05:50,742 --> 00:05:53,092 At a gallop, my dear fellow. 66 00:05:56,991 --> 00:05:59,433 - Hup! - Oh, Mademoiselle! 67 00:06:01,479 --> 00:06:04,547 So, my dear Dubenoit*, what's new? [*sanctimonious ] 68 00:06:04,594 --> 00:06:06,243 The pheasant, Madame... Pardon. 69 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:09,508 The pheasant, Madame, roasted or Ă  l'orange? 70 00:06:09,563 --> 00:06:13,155 - Blaireau! You too, naturally! - Hunting season's closed. 71 00:06:13,189 --> 00:06:16,553 - No Blaireau, no game! - Who's this Blaireau? 72 00:06:16,578 --> 00:06:19,818 Blaireau... is... well... 73 00:06:20,711 --> 00:06:22,264 Blaireau is Blaireau. 74 00:06:32,403 --> 00:06:34,654 Come here, Pissoff. 75 00:07:07,130 --> 00:07:10,169 I see. A sort of rural Bohemian. 76 00:07:10,275 --> 00:07:14,462 A poacher! There's no room in Montpaillard for outlaws! 77 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:20,666 - Hello, Countess. -Hello, M. FlĂ©chard. Arabella's waiting for you. 78 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,919 Thank you, Countess. 79 00:07:30,905 --> 00:07:34,325 â™Șâ™Ș (jazz) 80 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:39,694 What's this? "A man loves you from the shadows." 81 00:07:40,874 --> 00:07:42,555 Yes? 82 00:07:45,296 --> 00:07:48,457 - Mademoiselle. - Look who's here, little Chopin. 83 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:53,036 Mademoiselle, I brought you a Schumann waltz "I'm All Yours". 84 00:07:53,183 --> 00:07:55,937 - Whose? - "Yours", mademoiselle. 85 00:07:56,191 --> 00:07:58,849 Well let's go, old man. 86 00:07:59,888 --> 00:08:02,353 Work it, mademoiselle. 87 00:08:03,478 --> 00:08:06,061 Fingers like little hammers. 88 00:08:06,113 --> 00:08:09,212 â™Șâ™Ș One, two three, four... 89 00:08:10,167 --> 00:08:12,587 Fingers like little hammers! 90 00:08:14,222 --> 00:08:16,046 Oh, pardon. 91 00:08:28,951 --> 00:08:31,684 A little bit for Pissoff, 92 00:08:32,394 --> 00:08:34,910 and a bit for Lucienne. There. 93 00:08:38,587 --> 00:08:40,470 Have a snort, huh? 94 00:08:42,719 --> 00:08:46,440 Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go, hey, Lucienne? 95 00:08:56,276 --> 00:09:00,161 - That's beautiful, Blaireau. - (That's beautiful, Blaireau.) 96 00:09:12,274 --> 00:09:14,442 VoilĂ , voilĂ . 97 00:09:17,230 --> 00:09:19,161 You're beautiful, Blaireau. 98 00:09:19,239 --> 00:09:21,310 OK, you already said that. 99 00:09:21,566 --> 00:09:23,232 Very beautiful,Blaireau. 100 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:27,596 Ah... thanks. 101 00:09:32,403 --> 00:09:34,708 Very beautiful, Blaireau. 102 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,669 Ah, good. 103 00:09:41,062 --> 00:09:42,731 Beautiful, Blaireau. 104 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,622 Yes, old man, that'll do. 105 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:51,507 - Beautiful, Blaireau. - Hm, I get the message. 106 00:09:53,582 --> 00:09:55,090 Beautiful, Blaireau! 107 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:57,933 Yes, alright, what... what is it? ... Ah! 108 00:10:00,674 --> 00:10:02,688 Thank you, Lucienne. 109 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,857 Parju, come here, Parju! 110 00:10:08,217 --> 00:10:09,850 Allez, Parju! 111 00:10:10,408 --> 00:10:11,958 Come here! 112 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:16,332 Parju, Parju. Come, bon appĂ©tit, Parju! 113 00:10:16,402 --> 00:10:19,240 Huh? It's all for little Parju. 114 00:10:19,306 --> 00:10:21,558 The king of the piggies. 115 00:10:23,178 --> 00:10:25,884 Et fais bien grĂące Ă  Madame*. 116 00:10:28,522 --> 00:10:30,171 Ay, ay, ay! 117 00:10:41,471 --> 00:10:43,391 Listen, listen... 118 00:10:47,201 --> 00:10:49,318 ...you this way, me that way... 119 00:10:57,761 --> 00:11:02,090 Come, Pissoff. Come here, Pissoff. 120 00:13:08,401 --> 00:13:11,022 It's Blaireau! 121 00:13:35,654 --> 00:13:36,968 Ah! 122 00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:42,700 Hm... There you are! 123 00:13:44,886 --> 00:13:48,013 Always chasing the girls, huh? 124 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,815 Ah, Parju! Let him pass. 125 00:13:55,456 --> 00:13:56,945 Yes. Hm... 126 00:14:00,138 --> 00:14:04,044 Dunno what's with him these days. I can't hold him back. 127 00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:07,488 I'll get you, Blaireau. 128 00:14:07,571 --> 00:14:10,215 Ooh, Look, a little fly. 129 00:14:10,544 --> 00:14:11,735 Oh, pardon! 130 00:14:25,505 --> 00:14:28,545 â™Șâ™Ș 131 00:14:39,308 --> 00:14:41,274 "Love devours me. 132 00:14:41,646 --> 00:14:44,948 Three times a week, I suffer a bit less..." 133 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:46,581 It's idiotic. 134 00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:50,503 Arabella, my love... 135 00:14:52,879 --> 00:14:55,598 All the young men in town are weiners. 136 00:14:55,674 --> 00:14:58,237 - You refused little Colibert. - A weiner! 137 00:14:58,301 --> 00:15:01,560 - And Rissol's son, from the polytechnic. - A weiner! 138 00:15:01,622 --> 00:15:04,880 - Bernard de Montripier... - Him? A plateful of weiners! 139 00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:07,292 Montpaillard lacks men. 140 00:15:07,317 --> 00:15:10,857 -Are you talking about me? -About the whole Municipal council! 141 00:15:10,888 --> 00:15:13,268 Counselor Guilloche, that's the sort of opinion 142 00:15:13,315 --> 00:15:15,834 you print in your rag, "L'Eveil* de Montpaillard". [*The Awakening] 143 00:15:15,859 --> 00:15:18,941 It's the organ of those who don't want their town asleep. 144 00:15:18,966 --> 00:15:20,983 The organ of a young ambitious man. 145 00:15:21,011 --> 00:15:25,010 - Better ambition than incompetence! - Monsieur you better specify! 146 00:15:25,045 --> 00:15:26,917 - I'm specifying! - I'm listening! 147 00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:28,768 -One word will suffice! -Say it! 148 00:15:28,863 --> 00:15:30,340 Blaireau! 149 00:15:30,646 --> 00:15:31,693 Blaireau!... 150 00:15:31,786 --> 00:15:33,411 Indeed, Monsieur! 151 00:15:33,586 --> 00:15:35,932 For 20 years, Blaireau... 152 00:15:36,096 --> 00:15:37,982 (indistinct)... 153 00:15:38,053 --> 00:15:39,225 ...MunicipalitĂ©! 154 00:15:39,307 --> 00:15:41,655 Blaireau will knuckle under! Or else, prison! 155 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,248 Mealwhile, Messieurs, 156 00:15:43,303 --> 00:15:46,587 as you snore under your * this year... 157 00:15:46,657 --> 00:15:50,212 he dĂ©vastates our woods and our rivers... 158 00:15:50,244 --> 00:15:52,976 accumulating unpunished crimes. 159 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,322 Oh! 160 00:17:13,341 --> 00:17:15,259 Parju! 161 00:17:25,422 --> 00:17:26,900 Yoo-hoo, Parju! 162 00:17:31,287 --> 00:17:33,707 Ow! Ow! 163 00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:36,189 A garter snake! Ay! 164 00:17:39,932 --> 00:17:42,333 Get'em fresh! Get'em fresh! 165 00:17:46,576 --> 00:17:49,074 Champipi, champignon mushrooms! 166 00:17:49,394 --> 00:17:51,738 Come see my champipi, ladies! 167 00:17:51,794 --> 00:17:53,793 I got lovely chanterelles! 168 00:17:53,935 --> 00:17:56,755 Who wants my champipi? My champipi mushrooms... 169 00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:59,285 Champignons. Ah, hello Mme Baquet. 170 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:03,026 - How many? - The usual. 171 00:18:15,054 --> 00:18:16,676 Thank you. 172 00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:22,489 Champipi, champignons! Look at my chanterelles, ladies! 173 00:18:23,154 --> 00:18:27,768 Champipi, champignons! Who'll take'em? Who'll take'em? 174 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:33,019 Champipi, champignons! Who'll take'em? Who'll take'em? 175 00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:36,266 Look at my lovely chanterelle, madame! 176 00:18:36,555 --> 00:18:39,935 Who'll take'em? Who'll take'em? 177 00:18:40,108 --> 00:18:41,717 Look at my champipi... 178 00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:43,245 VoilĂ  a champignon. 179 00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:46,155 Who'll take'em? Who'll buy'em? 180 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:53,997 A champipi... VoilĂ  two champignons. 181 00:18:54,877 --> 00:18:57,976 Who wants a lovely chanterelle? 182 00:18:58,119 --> 00:19:02,602 Who wants a lovely chanterelle? Who wants'em? Who'll buy'em? 183 00:19:03,718 --> 00:19:07,068 Who wants'em? Who'll buy'em? 184 00:19:15,129 --> 00:19:17,410 VoilĂ  two, three... 185 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,465 four. 186 00:19:20,215 --> 00:19:22,552 Badaboom... Boom! 187 00:19:23,982 --> 00:19:25,138 Boom! 188 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,194 Ah... 189 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,164 Champipi, 190 00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:32,880 champipi... 191 00:19:36,521 --> 00:19:39,779 Look at my chanterelles! Look at my champipi! 192 00:19:40,009 --> 00:19:42,103 Looking for mushrooms, Parju? 193 00:19:42,168 --> 00:19:44,802 Aquatic mushrooms! 194 00:19:55,441 --> 00:19:58,526 - Looking for something? - Where are the trouts? 195 00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:00,006 Trouts? 196 00:20:00,515 --> 00:20:02,105 Oh! Ah! 197 00:20:02,172 --> 00:20:05,463 - Trouts! - But fishing season's over. 198 00:20:22,759 --> 00:20:25,536 They call that representing law and order. 199 00:20:25,581 --> 00:20:27,655 I'll get you, Blaireau! I'll get you. 200 00:20:55,246 --> 00:20:58,846 Who wants mushrooms, champipi, champignons? 201 00:20:59,243 --> 00:21:01,263 Not only are you incapable of 202 00:21:01,336 --> 00:21:04,911 maintaining order, but you actively create disorder, huh? 203 00:21:04,981 --> 00:21:07,274 Ah, Arabella, how's your papa? 204 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:08,339 He's a blast. 205 00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:10,587 -And your mother? -She's a blast, too. 206 00:21:11,018 --> 00:21:14,322 Come on! Don't just stand there! 207 00:21:15,112 --> 00:21:18,193 - The "Noir" serials came in. - I know, thanks. 208 00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:20,349 I read that one, I read this... 209 00:21:20,815 --> 00:21:23,394 Ah! "You Can Run", I didn't read this one. 210 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:28,188 -Hold on, I'll check the others. - Hello, M.FlĂ©chard* [*wishy washy] 211 00:21:28,232 --> 00:21:30,608 - Hello, M. FlĂ©chard. - Hello, ... uh... 212 00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:33,325 - What would you like? - "The Two of Us". 213 00:21:43,689 --> 00:21:45,044 No more "Two of Us". 214 00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:49,541 "Don't Shoot the Piano Player", I won't take it today. 215 00:21:49,815 --> 00:21:51,815 -I'll put it back. - Oh! 216 00:21:52,315 --> 00:21:55,097 - What do I owe you? - 220. 217 00:21:57,413 --> 00:22:00,457 - Has the "Paris Match" arrived? - It's out front. 218 00:22:15,698 --> 00:22:19,940 M. FlĂ©chard, see you later for my lesson. - Very well. 219 00:22:23,144 --> 00:22:26,398 Some roses and ... 220 00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:29,197 everlasting daisies, for mama. 221 00:23:09,715 --> 00:23:11,539 Oh, my note! 222 00:23:28,498 --> 00:23:32,648 Hey, Tarzan? 223 00:23:34,103 --> 00:23:36,762 Let's get to work, mademoiselle 224 00:23:37,310 --> 00:23:42,127 Today we'll tackle the Allegretto Amoroso. 225 00:23:42,426 --> 00:23:43,818 â™Șâ™Ș 226 00:23:43,864 --> 00:23:47,337 More intensity, mademoiselle. More passion. 227 00:23:48,036 --> 00:23:50,732 -What are you thinking of? - Oh, whatever. 228 00:23:50,794 --> 00:23:53,142 Think of, I dunno, let's say... 229 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,036 the man you love. 230 00:23:55,068 --> 00:23:56,465 That's not likely to happen soon. 231 00:23:56,490 --> 00:23:58,781 I couldn't love anyone, but a man of action. 232 00:23:58,806 --> 00:24:02,732 Someone like me. And in Montpaillard, there are only wieners! 233 00:24:04,207 --> 00:24:05,768 Thank you, mademoiselle. 234 00:24:06,129 --> 00:24:07,934 So I'm a wiener. 235 00:24:08,092 --> 00:24:10,730 - You're from Dijon! - That's easy to say. 236 00:24:10,814 --> 00:24:12,356 What's wrong with him? 237 00:24:12,730 --> 00:24:15,289 Ah, women! 238 00:24:16,867 --> 00:24:19,092 Gentlemen, it's thanks to a woman 239 00:24:19,117 --> 00:24:21,693 that I began my carreer in administration. 240 00:24:24,279 --> 00:24:26,446 She threw money out the window, 241 00:24:26,471 --> 00:24:28,145 and I watched it drop. 242 00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:29,323 That's so Parisian! 243 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:31,379 At the time, I was a minister's cousin. 244 00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:32,707 You're no longer his cousin? 245 00:24:32,754 --> 00:24:34,427 He's no longer minister. 246 00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:38,486 He barely had time to post me to Montpaillard. 247 00:24:38,503 --> 00:24:40,551 And not a moment too soon. My alternatives were... 248 00:24:40,589 --> 00:24:44,029 become a wardenn, or go to prison myself. 249 00:24:44,330 --> 00:24:46,091 Another trout? 250 00:24:46,989 --> 00:24:48,888 I can be tempted. 251 00:24:49,391 --> 00:24:52,538 Yes, I haven't had trout... 252 00:24:53,649 --> 00:24:56,450 since the close of the fishing season. 253 00:24:56,798 --> 00:24:59,686 In fact, fishing opens tomorrow. 254 00:25:00,807 --> 00:25:02,440 LĂ©ontine! 255 00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:04,838 - Monsieur? - It's Blaireau, naturally? 256 00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:08,672 - I thought it'd please you Monsieur. - Miserable! Shameless! Go! 257 00:25:08,719 --> 00:25:09,898 And take that with you! 258 00:25:14,243 --> 00:25:16,479 Oh! I had a thought, messieurs! 259 00:25:16,661 --> 00:25:20,745 We've got that rascal! Red handed. What's the penalty? 260 00:25:20,814 --> 00:25:25,688 - Maximum, 6 months. - Scandalous, but better than nothing. 261 00:25:25,811 --> 00:25:28,410 In the clink, you rotter! In the clink! 262 00:25:28,887 --> 00:25:32,035 6 months for poaching and 3 for receiving poached goods 263 00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:33,715 Great! We'll make a clean sweep! 264 00:25:34,012 --> 00:25:37,566 Receivers of poached goods are those who eat Blaireau's trouts. 265 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,100 OPENING OF FISHING SEASON GRAND CONTEST 266 00:25:46,198 --> 00:25:50,429 Public notice: tomorrow at the opening of the fishing season, 267 00:25:50,815 --> 00:25:54,461 "The Independant Gaul Foundation" of Montpaillard, has organised 268 00:25:54,496 --> 00:25:56,868 a grand fishing contest. 269 00:25:57,734 --> 00:26:02,646 First prize: 5000 francs. Second prize: 1500 francs. 270 00:26:02,985 --> 00:26:05,490 Third prize: 500 francs. 271 00:26:05,681 --> 00:26:08,915 Fourth prize: a superb 'objet d'art'. 272 00:26:09,008 --> 00:26:10,978 Parju, tout petit... 273 00:26:11,577 --> 00:26:14,342 You can register at the CafĂ© Botineau! 274 00:26:15,056 --> 00:26:16,699 - Hello! - Hello Blaireau. 275 00:26:16,814 --> 00:26:21,103 - I'll register tomorrow... - I'll collect mudworms. 276 00:26:21,254 --> 00:26:25,586 - You guys make me laugh. - What bait would you use, Blaireau? 277 00:26:25,674 --> 00:26:28,233 Contests are for choirboys! 278 00:26:28,318 --> 00:26:31,909 - Your turn, Blaireau! - Not for me, for my dog. 279 00:26:32,305 --> 00:26:36,096 Well trimmed at the back. The ears like always. 280 00:26:37,167 --> 00:26:38,395 Messieurs! 281 00:26:38,489 --> 00:26:40,908 - Mr. Mayor! - Mr. Mayor! 282 00:26:41,399 --> 00:26:43,735 What? Mr. Mayor, you're in the contest? 283 00:26:43,781 --> 00:26:46,136 Counselor Guilloche, I never neglect an occasion 284 00:26:46,161 --> 00:26:48,030 to get close to my constituents. 285 00:26:48,069 --> 00:26:50,077 If you were in touch with your constituents. 286 00:26:50,102 --> 00:26:52,177 you wouldn't need to get close to them. 287 00:26:52,202 --> 00:26:56,115 -Give me some N° 4 fish-hooks. -Number 4?! They're for whales! 288 00:26:57,583 --> 00:27:01,005 "Each angler is allowed a single line: floating, 289 00:27:01,044 --> 00:27:03,650 "handheld, having only one hook, 290 00:27:03,682 --> 00:27:05,582 "and fixed securely a rod, 291 00:27:05,699 --> 00:27:07,927 "or red rubber." 292 00:27:07,999 --> 00:27:10,182 Shall I sign you up? - Yes. 293 00:27:12,193 --> 00:27:14,701 Gentlemen, I drink to fishing... 294 00:27:14,825 --> 00:27:16,560 a democratic sport... 295 00:27:16,638 --> 00:27:20,122 symbol of liberty and independence 296 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,646 Long live fishing! 297 00:27:22,802 --> 00:27:27,463 Last year I caught 7 bottom feeding roaches as big as my hand. 298 00:27:27,866 --> 00:27:31,154 - Bleaks! - No, bottom roaches! 299 00:27:31,208 --> 00:27:35,380 In 1913, I caught a 18 pound Koi! 300 00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:38,849 Like Auguste's pike! 301 00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:42,474 Exactly, a pike this big! 302 00:27:43,055 --> 00:27:44,533 A monster! 303 00:27:46,437 --> 00:27:48,355 How big was your pike? 304 00:27:48,403 --> 00:27:50,599 - Like that. - Eh... 305 00:27:51,662 --> 00:27:52,903 Like that. 306 00:27:52,976 --> 00:27:56,458 Cut it out Blaireau. It's easy to catch fish when the season's closed. 307 00:27:56,498 --> 00:27:59,380 In a fair contest, you're no cleverer than the rest. 308 00:27:59,556 --> 00:28:01,794 In a fair contest, I can take all of you! 309 00:28:02,318 --> 00:28:03,361 Parju! 310 00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:06,330 Parju, sign me up for the contest. 311 00:28:06,528 --> 00:28:08,642 A miscreant like you? Never! 312 00:28:08,752 --> 00:28:11,693 Watch it, Parju, or I'll shut you up for good. 313 00:28:11,736 --> 00:28:14,810 You're threatening a representative of the law?! 314 00:28:14,873 --> 00:28:17,630 Game Warden, register Blaireau! 315 00:28:17,675 --> 00:28:20,236 In the name of the Declaration of Human Rights, 316 00:28:20,261 --> 00:28:22,791 I charge you to register Blaireau! 317 00:28:23,181 --> 00:28:26,328 â™Șâ™Ș (fanfare) 318 00:28:27,035 --> 00:28:29,705 â™Șâ™Ș (March) 319 00:28:29,782 --> 00:28:35,901 FISHING CONTEST 320 00:30:06,015 --> 00:30:08,769 - 52. - Trouteau! 321 00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:10,934 53. 322 00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:12,818 Monsieur DubenoĂźt! 323 00:30:12,982 --> 00:30:14,380 -Mr. Mayor. -Hello. 324 00:30:14,638 --> 00:30:17,396 Here's your paper bag, Mayor. - 54! 325 00:30:17,530 --> 00:30:19,716 Well, Parju, 54. 326 00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:21,982 Blaireau! 327 00:30:22,591 --> 00:30:23,716 Blaireau?! 328 00:30:23,808 --> 00:30:25,861 Me next to Blaireau, never! 329 00:30:25,923 --> 00:30:28,673 Ah, Mr. Mayor, the random draw must be respected, 330 00:30:28,698 --> 00:30:30,572 or the contest is invalid. 331 00:30:30,627 --> 00:30:32,517 After you, Mayor. 332 00:31:05,548 --> 00:31:10,661 Each fish must be put in the paper bag. 333 00:31:11,288 --> 00:31:14,247 Shh, oh! 334 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:28,280 Attention! Attention! The contest is about to start! 335 00:31:28,581 --> 00:31:31,526 At the first gunshot, you can throw in your bait! 336 00:31:31,770 --> 00:31:34,277 Come on, Parju. 337 00:32:11,995 --> 00:32:17,253 Contestants must loudly call out their number, after each catch! 338 00:32:18,099 --> 00:32:21,138 At the 2nd gunshot, cast your lines! 339 00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:24,286 (Oh, ah...) 340 00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:26,615 What's going on? 341 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:31,552 (Oh!) Parju, I can't work this. 342 00:32:32,343 --> 00:32:34,336 Excuse the incident! 343 00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:36,285 It's coming, it's coming! 344 00:33:01,241 --> 00:33:04,678 â™Șâ™Ș (The Trout - Franz Schubert) 345 00:33:54,262 --> 00:33:55,448 54! 346 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,689 54. 347 00:34:09,449 --> 00:34:12,250 - 54! - 54. 348 00:34:21,646 --> 00:34:24,066 - 54! - 54... 349 00:34:27,172 --> 00:34:28,344 54! 350 00:34:28,369 --> 00:34:29,938 OH! Again? 351 00:34:30,399 --> 00:34:32,483 -Look at that! -Lovely. 352 00:34:32,561 --> 00:34:34,432 - 26! - 27! 353 00:34:34,569 --> 00:34:35,788 Wait. 354 00:34:35,871 --> 00:34:37,993 - 54! - 54... 355 00:34:43,106 --> 00:34:45,010 54! 356 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:47,675 A beauty. 357 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,096 No, I think this one's mine. 358 00:34:51,222 --> 00:34:53,630 Ah no, pardon, it's mine. 359 00:34:53,729 --> 00:34:55,357 54! 360 00:34:57,909 --> 00:34:59,733 12! 361 00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:02,358 54! 362 00:35:08,136 --> 00:35:09,518 54. 363 00:35:11,430 --> 00:35:13,408 54. 364 00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:20,986 54! 365 00:35:24,443 --> 00:35:26,598 -53! -Aaah! 366 00:35:28,512 --> 00:35:30,152 And it's a beauty! 367 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,550 - And he's back! - 54. 368 00:35:37,031 --> 00:35:40,429 BLAIREAU THE WINNNER 369 00:35:40,511 --> 00:35:41,833 Oh, well! 370 00:35:41,967 --> 00:35:43,402 Hello, gentlemen. 371 00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:45,271 I say, Counselor Guilloche, 372 00:35:45,282 --> 00:35:47,927 great joke you played on the mayor! 373 00:35:47,989 --> 00:35:50,919 That's no joke, it's information. 374 00:35:55,088 --> 00:35:59,117 Gosh darned bugger! 375 00:35:59,810 --> 00:36:00,983 -I've got him! - Who? 376 00:36:01,029 --> 00:36:02,480 -Blaireau. -No! -Yes! 377 00:36:02,505 --> 00:36:04,838 - Where? - The room next door! 378 00:36:06,347 --> 00:36:08,887 -You taking the piss, Parju? -No, I have him! 379 00:36:08,899 --> 00:36:11,557 The dog will lead me to Blaireau! 380 00:36:11,567 --> 00:36:15,398 Dog or no dog, stick Blaireau in the slammer! 381 00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:17,666 Trot along! 382 00:36:17,745 --> 00:36:20,404 (â™Șâ™Ș) Galloping, mademoiselle! 383 00:36:20,434 --> 00:36:21,438 (â™Ș#) 384 00:36:21,485 --> 00:36:24,208 No, no, I can't listen to it anymore! Enough. 385 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:26,193 M. FlĂ©chard, you're so hard on me! 386 00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:27,487 -Too bad! -No, good! 387 00:36:27,557 --> 00:36:29,972 I like it when you're mean. You're a man. 388 00:36:30,009 --> 00:36:32,231 Non, I'm an wiener, you're a wiener, 389 00:36:32,262 --> 00:36:33,880 we're all wieners! Get out! 390 00:36:33,909 --> 00:36:37,462 - No, I'll go tell mama! - That's it, you tell your mama. Good! 391 00:36:38,157 --> 00:36:41,304 Arabella, you want action? I'll give you action! 392 00:36:41,941 --> 00:36:43,669 "Mademoiselle, 393 00:36:44,226 --> 00:36:48,774 "...the desperate man who loves you from the shadows... 394 00:36:49,350 --> 00:36:53,264 "...waits for you at midnight... 395 00:36:53,608 --> 00:36:56,434 "...by the wine press. 396 00:36:56,701 --> 00:37:01,043 Signed: An earthworm in love with a star." 397 00:37:01,841 --> 00:37:03,279 â™Ș 398 00:37:03,325 --> 00:37:05,575 Pissoff, come here, doggy.! 399 00:37:05,662 --> 00:37:08,539 Come here! Pissoff! 400 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:18,880 Hmm, bugger you, fat pig! 401 00:37:19,379 --> 00:37:24,208 You'll pay for this. Dearly! 402 00:37:26,394 --> 00:37:28,269 Go on, go, find'im! 403 00:37:28,857 --> 00:37:30,239 Find'im! 404 00:37:30,562 --> 00:37:34,365 Woah! Red-handed! I got'im! 405 00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:38,185 Take it to your master! 406 00:37:48,862 --> 00:37:50,716 Where's Blaireau? 407 00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,380 Well, doggie? 408 00:37:55,389 --> 00:37:59,967 Go, take it to him. Bring him the lovely rabbit. 409 00:38:00,652 --> 00:38:02,508 Take it to him. 410 00:38:02,658 --> 00:38:04,041 Ah! There he is! 411 00:38:09,861 --> 00:38:10,985 Flagrant dĂ©lit! 412 00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:13,513 I'll catch you red-handed! 413 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,982 Just you wait, my little piggy. Just you wait. 414 00:38:35,886 --> 00:38:38,641 I've got him! I've got him! 415 00:38:40,072 --> 00:38:43,191 Oh... Oh... Oh no! 416 00:38:47,082 --> 00:38:50,467 Come, come here! Come here, my little choux. 417 00:38:50,744 --> 00:38:53,302 I'll get you, Blaireau, I'll get you! 418 00:38:58,815 --> 00:39:00,587 VoilĂ . 419 00:39:04,205 --> 00:39:07,152 C'mon! See ya around, Parju! 420 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:08,691 I'll get you, Blaireau! 421 00:39:08,724 --> 00:39:11,027 See ya around, Parju! 422 00:39:30,048 --> 00:39:31,955 Ow, ow! 423 00:40:13,137 --> 00:40:14,441 Wha...? 424 00:40:17,060 --> 00:40:18,208 Blaireau! 425 00:40:18,571 --> 00:40:19,656 Blaireau! 426 00:40:20,344 --> 00:40:21,774 Blaireau! 427 00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:24,117 Don't be an ass! 428 00:40:50,396 --> 00:40:54,092 Parju, What's this get up? 429 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,645 Blaireau, Mr. Mayor. 430 00:40:55,707 --> 00:40:57,615 -Bloody hell...! -Shh, sh... 431 00:40:57,696 --> 00:40:59,174 Will you let people sleep! 432 00:40:59,256 --> 00:41:01,739 -What's this racket! -...commotion, what! 433 00:41:05,183 --> 00:41:07,104 I missed him by a hair, Mr Mayor. 434 00:41:07,129 --> 00:41:09,650 Get dressed, Parju! Keep your eyes open! 435 00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:13,255 Do your daily rounds! Above all your nightly rounds! 436 00:41:13,335 --> 00:41:15,363 I'll start right now 437 00:41:15,388 --> 00:41:18,802 And don't let me see you again without Blaireau in handcuffs! 438 00:41:18,827 --> 00:41:21,310 - Yes, Mayor. - Fall out! Shh! 439 00:41:30,281 --> 00:41:32,606 "at midnight by the wine press." 440 00:41:39,101 --> 00:41:41,176 We shall see. 441 00:42:20,312 --> 00:42:22,421 Ah, gotcha! 442 00:42:23,454 --> 00:42:27,592 Ow, ouh!...! 443 00:42:46,704 --> 00:42:48,635 My badge! 444 00:42:49,352 --> 00:42:52,708 M. Parju, a game warden without his badge, 445 00:42:52,786 --> 00:42:54,308 is like a regiment 446 00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:56,829 that has lost its standard! - Yes, Mayor. 447 00:42:56,854 --> 00:42:58,672 Nail Blaireau, ASAP! 448 00:42:58,697 --> 00:43:01,280 It was dark. I couldn't swear it was him. 449 00:43:01,305 --> 00:43:03,796 Only Blaireau could have done it. - But, I swear... 450 00:43:03,850 --> 00:43:07,232 Aah! Am I mayor of Montpaillard or are you, Parju? 451 00:43:07,341 --> 00:43:11,362 You're the mayor, Mr. Mayor. - I'll take care of the rest. 452 00:43:12,286 --> 00:43:16,786 Hello. Notify the Prefecture, to send me reinforcements! 453 00:43:26,838 --> 00:43:29,759 - What's happening? - Seems they're arresting Blaireau. 454 00:43:29,784 --> 00:43:32,729 Ah, they'll have a hell of a time doing that! 455 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:37,263 They sure went all out at the Prefecture! 456 00:43:38,150 --> 00:43:40,605 VoilĂ , reinforcements, Mr. Mayor. 457 00:43:44,962 --> 00:43:47,085 Section, halt! 458 00:43:47,806 --> 00:43:50,195 Say, are those planes with you? 459 00:43:50,305 --> 00:43:53,005 No, it's general manoeuvres. 460 00:43:53,142 --> 00:43:56,348 Ah, general man... Yes, I thought as much. 461 00:43:57,067 --> 00:44:00,967 Gentlemen, we'll attack at 11:12, local time! 462 00:44:01,863 --> 00:44:03,475 Forward! 463 00:44:03,613 --> 00:44:05,640 Mount... up! 464 00:44:14,438 --> 00:44:16,595 Oh lĂ  lĂ ... 465 00:44:16,723 --> 00:44:17,856 Oh sweety guess what? 466 00:44:17,881 --> 00:44:20,330 Last night, Blaireau broke into our property, 467 00:44:20,377 --> 00:44:24,335 he broke a cold frame and knocked out the game warden! 468 00:44:24,711 --> 00:44:27,405 Oh! It was Blaireau? 469 00:44:40,485 --> 00:44:43,029 - Everything ready? - Yes sir. 470 00:44:43,062 --> 00:44:44,790 Perfct, shh! 471 00:45:11,364 --> 00:45:14,707 â™Șâ™Ș hmm hm... 472 00:45:14,955 --> 00:45:18,019 â™Ș Je vais faire un petit cafĂ© 473 00:45:19,155 --> 00:45:21,450 â™Ș 474 00:46:12,805 --> 00:46:15,023 Ah! Wha...! 475 00:46:15,782 --> 00:46:19,138 PĂ©cades, pĂ©cades...!* I'm innocent! 476 00:46:19,213 --> 00:46:21,430 Calm down, Blaireau! 477 00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:24,075 Parju, do you recognize this man? 478 00:46:24,109 --> 00:46:27,805 - He can't, the blasted blockhead! - Silence, Blaireau! 479 00:46:28,774 --> 00:46:31,945 Parju, do you recognize this man? 480 00:46:46,323 --> 00:46:48,578 Oui, Juge. 481 00:46:55,390 --> 00:46:56,570 Parju! 482 00:46:56,690 --> 00:46:58,269 Parju, come on! 483 00:46:58,598 --> 00:47:01,804 Gendarmes, would you... 484 00:47:03,572 --> 00:47:06,679 Blaireau, call off your dog goldarnit! 485 00:47:07,372 --> 00:47:09,505 â™Ș 486 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,029 He'll be quiet now, Mr. president. 487 00:47:13,308 --> 00:47:16,298 Blaireau: the Game Warden having formally recogniz... 488 00:47:16,338 --> 00:47:19,028 He can't, I was in my bed. I have an alibi! 489 00:47:19,053 --> 00:47:21,544 Honest people don't need alibis. 490 00:47:21,830 --> 00:47:24,411 Do you have a witness? - Certainly! 491 00:47:24,444 --> 00:47:27,238 Pissoff, was I in my bed? 492 00:47:27,395 --> 00:47:28,590 Woof! 493 00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:29,903 Haha ha! 494 00:47:29,997 --> 00:47:33,573 Enough joking. Counselor, you have the floor. 495 00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:36,911 Few words will suffice for my plea: 496 00:47:37,095 --> 00:47:41,494 Indulgence or pardon, pardon or indulgence. 497 00:47:41,769 --> 00:47:42,997 Very good! 498 00:47:46,115 --> 00:47:47,724 The tribunal,... 499 00:47:48,638 --> 00:47:50,338 after due deliberation, 500 00:47:50,363 --> 00:47:53,195 condemns Blaireau to one month in prison. 501 00:47:53,269 --> 00:47:54,830 I'm innocent! 502 00:47:54,919 --> 00:47:57,769 Even if you weren't guilty, 503 00:47:57,835 --> 00:48:00,519 all your unpunished misdeeds, over 20 years... 504 00:48:00,634 --> 00:48:02,950 Misdeeds?! I did misdeeds? Me? 505 00:48:03,051 --> 00:48:06,865 My dear Blaireau, it won't do you any good to tell me stories. 506 00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:11,817 Me, who for 20 years bought wild game from you during the off season. 507 00:48:15,274 --> 00:48:18,064 Guards, take him away. 508 00:48:18,431 --> 00:48:21,365 -I'm innocent! -Woof, woof! 509 00:48:32,544 --> 00:48:33,973 Coming! 510 00:48:47,244 --> 00:48:48,722 Ah! There he is! 511 00:48:49,057 --> 00:48:53,786 My dear Blaireau, glad to meet you! I heard so much. 512 00:48:54,396 --> 00:48:56,566 It's fine, leave us. 513 00:48:57,934 --> 00:49:00,583 - After you, Blaireau. - But, Mr. Director! 514 00:49:00,608 --> 00:49:02,979 Please, you're a guest in my home, 515 00:49:03,004 --> 00:49:04,896 I mean, 'your' home. 516 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,529 - May I? - I'm overwhelmed! 517 00:49:10,574 --> 00:49:12,005 My pleasure. 518 00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:14,966 I hope, dear Blaireau, that during these few weeks 519 00:49:15,013 --> 00:49:17,636 which the government of the Republic has confided you in my care, 520 00:49:17,661 --> 00:49:20,138 we'll have an excellent rapport. 521 00:49:20,185 --> 00:49:23,206 Mr. Director, I'm very easy to live with. 522 00:49:23,327 --> 00:49:24,573 Bravo! 523 00:49:24,834 --> 00:49:29,098 So, tell me my friend, it seems someone beat up the game warden? 524 00:49:29,168 --> 00:49:30,369 That's real funny. 525 00:49:30,394 --> 00:49:33,129 Yes, but what's less funny is that I'm innocent. 526 00:49:33,238 --> 00:49:37,337 Ah, not that old miscarriage of justice stuff! You cease to be interesting. 527 00:49:37,424 --> 00:49:40,482 â™Ș Les rendez-vous de noble compagnie 528 00:49:40,507 --> 00:49:44,547 â™Ș Se donnent tous en ce charmant sĂ©jour 529 00:49:44,721 --> 00:49:48,214 â™Ș Et doucement, on y passe la vie... 530 00:49:48,683 --> 00:49:51,998 - Morning, kids! - Morning, Director. 531 00:49:52,050 --> 00:49:55,247 - How's your tonsils? - I gargled this morning. 532 00:49:55,272 --> 00:49:59,669 Let's see. Swelling's down, keep up the treatment. 533 00:49:59,794 --> 00:50:02,161 -Good news from your wife? -Yes, thank God, director. 534 00:50:02,229 --> 00:50:04,216 Very good. Back to work. 535 00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:08,075 As you see, Blaireau, 536 00:50:08,164 --> 00:50:11,210 my penal system's very simple. 537 00:50:12,575 --> 00:50:13,747 After you. 538 00:50:13,818 --> 00:50:17,090 I occupy my men with the work they used to do 539 00:50:17,115 --> 00:50:19,535 before they took a bad turn. 540 00:50:20,489 --> 00:50:24,518 - Hello, director. - Hello, GrĂ©gory! 541 00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:29,163 Our latest addition. 542 00:50:31,345 --> 00:50:34,886 - Hello, monsieur. - An excellent pedicurist. 543 00:50:35,126 --> 00:50:37,439 - Ah! - Eh, watch it! 544 00:50:37,978 --> 00:50:41,383 'Was', an excellent pedicurist. 545 00:50:43,283 --> 00:50:45,946 Hello, Antoine. - Mr. Directeur. 546 00:50:46,029 --> 00:50:47,558 Our tailor. 547 00:50:47,722 --> 00:50:50,027 My dear Blaireau, I don't have much 548 00:50:50,074 --> 00:50:51,697 available, at the moment, 549 00:50:51,722 --> 00:50:54,353 but I'll show you around, and you can choose your own room. 550 00:50:54,415 --> 00:50:56,697 You're too kind, Director. 551 00:50:56,748 --> 00:50:58,654 There! Number 14. 552 00:51:00,459 --> 00:51:04,371 Good exposure, but a bit warm during this season. 553 00:51:11,686 --> 00:51:14,142 You've got nothing better? 554 00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:19,365 Wait, I have just the thing. 555 00:51:20,228 --> 00:51:21,780 Little number 4. 556 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,313 Ah, my dear Blaireau, 557 00:51:23,338 --> 00:51:25,842 may I present Victor, our Head Guard. 558 00:51:25,890 --> 00:51:27,646 - EnchantĂ©. - Welcome. 559 00:51:27,713 --> 00:51:30,641 It matters to me that you feel... 560 00:51:30,711 --> 00:51:32,492 ah, how can I put it... 561 00:51:32,562 --> 00:51:35,117 that you're in a home-style prison. 562 00:51:36,294 --> 00:51:38,956 Victor, number 4. 563 00:51:39,167 --> 00:51:42,333 My dear Blaireau, see you later, I'll let you get settled. 564 00:51:42,373 --> 00:51:44,340 Thank you, Mr. Director. 565 00:51:44,371 --> 00:51:48,293 Ah, I wanted to ask, your morning coffee; black or with milk? 566 00:51:48,334 --> 00:51:49,812 Spiked with liqueur. 567 00:51:53,524 --> 00:51:57,577 Always the same thing when he tries to marry her off. 568 00:52:01,152 --> 00:52:03,974 Doesn't seem she's convinced. 569 00:52:04,095 --> 00:52:05,823 You want me to marry? - Yes. 570 00:52:05,871 --> 00:52:07,247 As fast as possible? - Yes! 571 00:52:07,272 --> 00:52:08,733 Fine, I found one. -Finally! 572 00:52:08,767 --> 00:52:11,015 A man who's proved himself! - Perfect! 573 00:52:11,064 --> 00:52:15,351 She'll only marry the man of her dreams; her ideal, her prince charming. 574 00:52:17,171 --> 00:52:19,724 She wants to marry Blaireau! 575 00:52:32,001 --> 00:52:34,724 PRISON REGULATIONS 576 00:52:36,230 --> 00:52:38,566 Animals are forbidden to enter 577 00:52:38,941 --> 00:52:41,320 on prison grounds. 578 00:52:44,715 --> 00:52:47,382 I'll say it was already torn. 579 00:52:50,106 --> 00:52:51,787 Come on, come. 580 00:52:59,110 --> 00:53:03,569 Oh, my puppy! I'm so happy to see my big bow-wow! 581 00:53:04,046 --> 00:53:06,597 Oh, my little bow-wow... 582 00:53:07,715 --> 00:53:10,480 It's not him! It's not him! 583 00:53:10,962 --> 00:53:12,488 Mr. President... 584 00:53:19,611 --> 00:53:21,184 I'm innocent. 585 00:53:23,931 --> 00:53:25,600 No! No! 586 00:53:26,574 --> 00:53:27,815 Arabella! 587 00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:29,955 Here I am. Mmmwah! 588 00:53:38,325 --> 00:53:40,738 What are you doing, sweety? 589 00:53:40,763 --> 00:53:42,708 A package for my fiancĂ©, papa. 590 00:53:43,561 --> 00:53:44,741 What? 591 00:53:48,410 --> 00:53:49,888 Hold this, papa. 592 00:53:53,324 --> 00:53:54,851 Thank you, papa. 593 00:53:58,378 --> 00:54:00,452 No, not the clock. 594 00:54:11,588 --> 00:54:15,595 LATUDE OR THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OF CAPTIVITY 595 00:54:36,544 --> 00:54:39,549 "Don't let them beat you down. 596 00:54:40,766 --> 00:54:43,425 Care Packages for Detainees 597 00:54:45,350 --> 00:54:49,963 â™Ș Les rendez-vous de noble compagnie 598 00:54:50,299 --> 00:54:56,249 â™Ș Se donnent tous en ce charmant sĂ©jour 599 00:54:56,566 --> 00:55:01,040 â™Ș Les rendez-vous de noble compagnie 600 00:55:01,166 --> 00:55:04,111 â™Ș Se donnent tous en hm, hmm... 601 00:55:08,251 --> 00:55:10,199 So, Parju, what's new? 602 00:55:10,402 --> 00:55:12,556 Nothing, Mayor. Not anymore. 603 00:55:12,728 --> 00:55:15,492 You seem bored, my dear Parju. 604 00:55:15,743 --> 00:55:17,376 A bit, Mr. Mayor. 605 00:55:17,766 --> 00:55:20,095 You miss Blaireau, huh? 606 00:55:25,868 --> 00:55:27,280 So, Counselor Guilloche, 607 00:55:27,335 --> 00:55:29,468 - Blaireau's finished. - Bravo, Mr. Mayor. 608 00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:31,538 The town's never been so calm. 609 00:55:31,630 --> 00:55:33,410 A real nest of slugs. -Perfect! 610 00:55:33,445 --> 00:55:35,115 That's how I like it! 611 00:55:35,543 --> 00:55:38,060 So Monsieur * how's business? 612 00:55:38,153 --> 00:55:39,966 Calm. Very calm. 613 00:55:40,388 --> 00:55:42,260 Perfect, perfect. 614 00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:45,141 - Chef! - VoilĂ . 615 00:55:47,509 --> 00:55:49,103 So, chef... 616 00:55:49,485 --> 00:55:52,689 - Three poached crayfish. - No more crayfish, monsieur. 617 00:55:53,023 --> 00:55:57,207 - Then, terrine of hare. - No more hares, monsieur. 618 00:55:59,216 --> 00:56:01,349 Three woodcocks flambĂ©es, then. 619 00:56:01,467 --> 00:56:06,785 No more woodcocks flambĂ©es, Nothing for eight days, since... 620 00:56:09,916 --> 00:56:11,173 Yes? 621 00:56:11,574 --> 00:56:14,427 - Oh, M. Bluette ! - Not disturbing you, am I? 622 00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:15,768 Ah, no, here... 623 00:56:15,910 --> 00:56:18,078 - a little cigar. - Gladly. 624 00:56:18,305 --> 00:56:20,212 Hmm, el Papero! They take good care of you. 625 00:56:20,284 --> 00:56:22,694 Naturally, I'm innocent. 626 00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:25,349 Come, come, let's be serious. 627 00:56:25,490 --> 00:56:29,552 Tell me, what did you do before your conviction? 628 00:56:29,770 --> 00:56:30,891 Odd jobs. 629 00:56:30,940 --> 00:56:33,370 Good, perfect, you can continue with that. 630 00:56:33,425 --> 00:56:37,073 In a prison, there's always something to occupy a handyman. 631 00:56:37,098 --> 00:56:38,675 Follow me, Blaireau. 632 00:56:44,466 --> 00:56:45,958 Good morning, Director. 633 00:56:46,029 --> 00:56:48,711 Good morning, kids. Come, my dear Blaireau. 634 00:56:53,377 --> 00:56:55,509 Well... Huh? 635 00:56:59,533 --> 00:57:02,634 M. Bluette , do you like crayfish? 636 00:57:03,552 --> 00:57:05,005 Do I ever? 637 00:57:05,086 --> 00:57:06,162 Shall I rig something up? 638 00:57:06,217 --> 00:57:08,553 Rig away, my friend, rig away! 639 00:57:21,802 --> 00:57:23,154 What about me? 640 00:57:23,481 --> 00:57:25,612 Blaireau, package for you! 641 00:57:25,685 --> 00:57:27,198 Again? 642 00:57:29,036 --> 00:57:30,288 One per day! 643 00:57:30,303 --> 00:57:32,945 "Care Packages for Detainees" really know how to things! 644 00:57:32,970 --> 00:57:35,263 Oh, no way! 645 00:57:35,536 --> 00:57:39,213 Mm... a star... a what? "From a star to an earthworm"?! 646 00:57:45,902 --> 00:57:47,428 No. 647 00:57:49,347 --> 00:57:51,490 For M. Blaireau. 648 00:57:53,067 --> 00:57:54,498 Oh well! 649 00:57:56,095 --> 00:57:58,790 Oooh! 650 00:58:01,314 --> 00:58:03,048 Oooh! 651 00:58:04,873 --> 00:58:06,467 Oh! Aaah! 652 00:58:07,533 --> 00:58:09,941 Blaireau, another package for you! 653 00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:11,805 - Two in one day? - Oooh! 654 00:58:13,795 --> 00:58:17,027 "Protection of the Innocent". See that, I'm innocent? 655 00:58:18,699 --> 00:58:21,303 You know, so are we! 656 00:58:24,954 --> 00:58:26,432 Oh lĂ  lĂ ... 657 00:58:31,275 --> 00:58:33,693 - Oh I say! - Oh lĂ  lĂ ! 658 00:58:34,405 --> 00:58:36,574 Ask him, I say. 659 00:58:36,909 --> 00:58:40,116 - No. - Old 'pops Bluette ' is a pal. 660 00:58:40,179 --> 00:58:42,250 I couldn't ask him that. 661 00:58:42,348 --> 00:58:45,711 He did it for a guy, once. For his daughter's first communion. 662 00:58:45,754 --> 00:58:48,138 What's up, dear Blaireau? 663 00:58:48,379 --> 00:58:49,952 Ask him, go on. 664 00:58:51,989 --> 00:58:55,411 M. Bluette , tonight's a new moon. 665 00:58:55,743 --> 00:58:57,014 And? 666 00:58:57,147 --> 00:59:01,132 And, I've set 300 snares, and with this weather, 667 00:59:01,274 --> 00:59:03,693 we're on Easy Street. 668 00:59:03,884 --> 00:59:07,174 Oh, yeah? Oh, I see you coming. 669 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,620 No, Blaireau. No! 670 00:59:15,018 --> 00:59:18,469 You'll be back at midnight. Hm, swear? 671 00:59:19,016 --> 00:59:21,136 M. Bluette , I swear. 672 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,347 Blaireau... 673 00:59:28,887 --> 00:59:31,296 won't you take me with you? 674 00:59:31,455 --> 00:59:34,651 But... M. Bluette ... Are you serious? 675 00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:37,127 It'd make me so happy! 676 00:59:38,314 --> 00:59:40,925 I shouldn't, but... 677 00:59:56,099 --> 00:59:57,174 - Look. - Oooh... 678 00:59:57,199 --> 00:59:59,700 - it's marvellous! - Shh! 679 01:00:05,850 --> 01:00:06,995 That way. 680 01:00:11,655 --> 01:00:13,288 Oh... 681 01:00:44,463 --> 01:00:47,011 Oh, lovely animal! - Shh! 682 01:00:48,928 --> 01:00:51,391 HUNTING RESERVE 683 01:00:54,132 --> 01:00:56,607 -Oh, marvellous! - Shh. 684 01:01:12,122 --> 01:01:13,915 Oh... Oh... 685 01:01:14,418 --> 01:01:16,044 This is not good... 686 01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:18,372 not good at all. 687 01:01:25,859 --> 01:01:28,470 I'm having visions. 688 01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:34,727 46°! (114.8°F) 689 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,191 Oh I say! 690 01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,401 Don't tell me... - Yes. 691 01:01:59,426 --> 01:02:01,882 No, no, M. Bluette. No, no. 692 01:02:02,992 --> 01:02:04,944 â™Ș 693 01:02:10,539 --> 01:02:13,452 - Well! Good evening, Bluette.. - Good evening, Mayor. 694 01:02:13,506 --> 01:02:17,271 So, I hope you've crushed, that damned Blaireau? 695 01:02:17,544 --> 01:02:18,877 You've no idea how much...! 696 01:02:18,914 --> 01:02:21,961 Never forget the tranquillity of Montpaillard 697 01:02:22,005 --> 01:02:23,506 is in your hands. 698 01:02:23,591 --> 01:02:27,357 Absolu... You know me, hm? A h-hand in a g-glove... 699 01:02:27,438 --> 01:02:31,724 Exactly, let's not treat that scoundrel like a 1st class passenger! 700 01:02:32,021 --> 01:02:34,540 Ohlala, imagine that! I make life hard for him. 701 01:02:35,677 --> 01:02:37,564 -Good evening, Bluette. -Goodbye, Mr. Mayor. 702 01:02:39,490 --> 01:02:42,446 - Bless you. - Thank you, Mr. Mayor. 703 01:02:48,141 --> 01:02:51,021 - Right, we need to get in. - OK, let's go. 704 01:02:56,992 --> 01:02:58,530 Watch out! 705 01:03:25,757 --> 01:03:27,174 Well, Victor? 706 01:03:27,259 --> 01:03:30,311 Director! Good evening. 707 01:03:31,598 --> 01:03:32,942 What's the meaning of this? 708 01:03:32,977 --> 01:03:35,692 I took the liberty of taking them to the cinema. 709 01:03:35,903 --> 01:03:38,735 - Are you mad?! - But, under cover of dark. 710 01:03:38,768 --> 01:03:41,427 I see, well no big deal, open up. 711 01:03:41,467 --> 01:03:43,284 Yes, Director. 712 01:03:47,304 --> 01:03:50,376 - I'll be... - Don't tell me that... 713 01:03:50,458 --> 01:03:53,022 - Yes. - Ah no! 714 01:03:53,218 --> 01:03:56,078 Good thing you've got yours, Director. 715 01:03:56,628 --> 01:03:58,450 That's just it... 716 01:03:58,536 --> 01:04:00,456 Allow me. 717 01:04:06,152 --> 01:04:09,204 - Bravo. - A handyman's skill. 718 01:04:13,959 --> 01:04:16,817 Tell me, what did you see at the cinĂ©ma? 719 01:04:16,872 --> 01:04:20,079 "ArsĂšne Lupin". Imagine how happy they were! 720 01:04:22,367 --> 01:04:23,986 Oh, you're much better. 721 01:04:24,085 --> 01:04:26,281 I told you: a 3 week diet. 722 01:04:26,306 --> 01:04:28,075 I could sure eat something. 723 01:04:28,146 --> 01:04:29,148 By all means... 724 01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:30,752 You need to regain your strength, now. 725 01:04:30,807 --> 01:04:32,332 Blaireau gets out of prison tomorrow. 726 01:04:32,363 --> 01:04:33,364 Blaireau?! 727 01:04:33,395 --> 01:04:36,580 If it's any consolation, he's as sick as you are. 728 01:04:36,595 --> 01:04:38,529 How are you, Blaireau? 729 01:04:38,743 --> 01:04:41,604 Oh, my liver, ugh... enormous. 730 01:04:42,423 --> 01:04:44,841 With me, it's my stomach. 731 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:49,983 Good thing I get out tomorrow. 732 01:04:50,204 --> 01:04:51,806 Oh no, oh no. 733 01:04:52,001 --> 01:04:53,290 Oh no. 734 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,299 - Aaah! - Aaah! 735 01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:08,300 BRAKES CAN SLIP INSURANCE STICKS 736 01:05:11,723 --> 01:05:13,540 A PACKAGE FOR BLAIREAU? 737 01:05:13,588 --> 01:05:14,743 Why? 738 01:05:15,313 --> 01:05:16,490 It's my secret. 739 01:05:16,515 --> 01:05:18,288 Arabella, I want the truth. 740 01:05:18,313 --> 01:05:20,235 You're drunk, Mr FlĂ©chard! 741 01:05:20,260 --> 01:05:22,872 But, Arabella. Mademoiselle! 742 01:05:34,832 --> 01:05:36,794 And Blaireau accepted your package? 743 01:05:36,896 --> 01:05:37,661 Yes, papa! 744 01:05:37,686 --> 01:05:39,234 -Jams, fruits? -Yes! 745 01:05:39,310 --> 01:05:40,318 The ...? 746 01:05:40,352 --> 01:05:43,482 Murderous demons of the speed! 747 01:05:43,816 --> 01:05:46,013 -Blaireau is innocent. - That's a lie! 748 01:05:46,063 --> 01:05:47,630 I smacked Parju! 749 01:05:47,671 --> 01:05:49,679 - You? Come on! - Here's the proof! 750 01:05:49,704 --> 01:05:52,669 - I don't believe you. - The man who loves you from the shadows 751 01:05:52,730 --> 01:05:55,677 - You've read my letters! - I wrote them. 752 01:05:55,711 --> 01:05:56,738 - You? - Yes. 753 01:05:56,763 --> 01:05:58,888 - But why? - Because I love you! 754 01:05:58,913 --> 01:06:00,458 - What? - I love you! 755 01:06:00,498 --> 01:06:01,958 - What? - I love you! 756 01:06:06,510 --> 01:06:08,034 I LOVE YOU! 757 01:06:10,677 --> 01:06:13,347 You did that?... You? 758 01:06:14,489 --> 01:06:15,679 Yes. 759 01:06:21,113 --> 01:06:22,774 What's he done? 760 01:06:25,116 --> 01:06:27,666 -That's really marvellous. -Yes, Arabella! 761 01:06:27,670 --> 01:06:30,333 -You'll be sent to prison. -Yes... what? 762 01:06:30,379 --> 01:06:32,886 And I thought you were insipid, idiotic, insignificant! 763 01:06:32,927 --> 01:06:35,486 But if you're in prison, I'll be crazy about you. 764 01:06:35,511 --> 01:06:37,380 In prison? I'm going. 765 01:06:38,042 --> 01:06:40,762 - You'd do that for me? - Yes, Arabella. 766 01:06:40,899 --> 01:06:42,563 Right away? 767 01:06:42,669 --> 01:06:44,369 I'm going! I'm going! 768 01:06:44,982 --> 01:06:47,497 FlĂ©chard! FlĂ©chard! Where are you going? 769 01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:49,706 To a Court of the Republic to admit to my crime. 770 01:06:49,744 --> 01:06:51,301 There is no crime in Montpaillard! 771 01:06:51,326 --> 01:06:53,818 I beat up Parju. Blaireau's innocent. 772 01:06:53,849 --> 01:06:55,683 - What are you babbling about? - I'm not babbling, 773 01:06:55,708 --> 01:06:56,841 I'm expiating. 774 01:06:57,207 --> 01:06:59,847 It's a miscarriage of justice. 775 01:06:59,872 --> 01:07:02,206 There are no judicial errors in Montpaillard! 776 01:07:02,276 --> 01:07:04,110 It's a frightful scandal. 777 01:07:04,141 --> 01:07:06,330 There are no scandals in Montpaillard! 778 01:07:06,646 --> 01:07:09,590 Oh, there'll be one, I garantee it. 779 01:07:10,284 --> 01:07:13,153 No, no, no... 780 01:07:13,575 --> 01:07:15,912 You don't just up and confess at vacation time! 781 01:07:16,281 --> 01:07:19,237 Mr. Prosecutor, remorse doesn't choose the day. 782 01:07:19,292 --> 01:07:20,581 Remorse! 783 01:07:20,630 --> 01:07:23,974 Delaying my vacation doesn't cause you any remorse? 784 01:07:24,020 --> 01:07:26,091 My children's health is of little import to you? 785 01:07:26,116 --> 01:07:28,180 When do I go to prison? 786 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:30,722 And you want to go to prison, to boot? It's crowded there! 787 01:07:30,747 --> 01:07:32,710 I want to sleep in prison tonight. 788 01:07:32,735 --> 01:07:36,036 Nossir, you will not sleep in prison tonight. 789 01:07:36,513 --> 01:07:37,685 When then? 790 01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:39,320 We'll notify you in writing! 791 01:07:39,507 --> 01:07:41,215 FOR ARMAND FLECHARD 792 01:07:43,972 --> 01:07:46,868 - Who is this package for? - For my fiancĂ©. 793 01:07:47,043 --> 01:07:50,031 - He just got out of prison. - No, he's just going in. 794 01:07:50,146 --> 01:07:51,888 G-going in? Who? 795 01:07:52,137 --> 01:07:54,356 My new fiancĂ©, papa. 796 01:07:56,576 --> 01:07:58,747 No! No! No! 797 01:07:59,060 --> 01:08:00,496 -...La! -Voila! 798 01:08:00,521 --> 01:08:02,308 So, that's it? I'm free? 799 01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:04,792 Yes. Goodbye, my old Blaireau. 800 01:08:04,877 --> 01:08:06,784 Send me news. 801 01:08:07,261 --> 01:08:09,771 I'll bring you some game. - Oh, come on! 802 01:08:09,810 --> 01:08:12,644 It won't cost much, for you or me. 803 01:08:12,669 --> 01:08:15,237 You still intend to poach? 804 01:08:15,262 --> 01:08:19,052 We can't all be functionaries, Mr Director. 805 01:08:19,146 --> 01:08:22,353 - See ya, M. Bluette. - Goodbye, Blaireau. 806 01:08:29,665 --> 01:08:31,442 What's this? 807 01:08:37,908 --> 01:08:39,741 - Goodbye, Victor. - Goodbye, Blaireau. 808 01:08:39,796 --> 01:08:41,356 Come back, one second! 809 01:08:41,381 --> 01:08:43,454 My pleasure, Directeur! 810 01:08:45,197 --> 01:08:46,771 It's incredible! 811 01:08:47,022 --> 01:08:49,794 The real culprit gave a complete confession, 812 01:08:49,819 --> 01:08:52,435 and turned himself in to justice 813 01:08:53,013 --> 01:08:55,693 Ah, Blaireau. What would you say 814 01:08:55,740 --> 01:08:57,986 if I told you you were innocent? 815 01:08:58,065 --> 01:09:00,594 - That I already knew it. - You were right, Blaireau. 816 01:09:00,619 --> 01:09:02,916 I just received a letter from the public prosecutor. 817 01:09:02,982 --> 01:09:05,253 -You're innocent. -Who did it? 818 01:09:05,278 --> 01:09:07,675 FlĂ©chard, the piano teacher. 819 01:09:07,909 --> 01:09:09,909 Even professors are getting involved, now? 820 01:09:09,972 --> 01:09:11,972 Here's exactly what's in the letter. 821 01:09:12,055 --> 01:09:14,432 "After the indispensable formalities, 822 01:09:14,485 --> 01:09:17,626 Blaireau will be set at liberty as soon as possible." 823 01:09:17,663 --> 01:09:19,393 Now, I'm free. 824 01:09:19,418 --> 01:09:21,479 Woah there, "as soon as possible"! 825 01:09:21,773 --> 01:09:24,953 -How's that, "as soon as possible"? -Blaireau, I'll handle that. 826 01:09:24,984 --> 01:09:26,828 - I'm going, now. - No! 827 01:09:26,938 --> 01:09:28,070 What, "no"?! 828 01:09:28,390 --> 01:09:31,734 You served your time as a guilty man, alright. 829 01:09:32,289 --> 01:09:33,505 But... 830 01:09:33,825 --> 01:09:37,317 we learned today, you were innocent. 831 01:09:37,663 --> 01:09:38,888 We find ourselves 832 01:09:38,919 --> 01:09:41,740 presented with new formalities to fulfill. 833 01:09:41,779 --> 01:09:44,882 So, because I'm innocent I have to stay in prison?! 834 01:09:44,930 --> 01:09:46,955 The law is the law! 835 01:09:47,061 --> 01:09:50,154 To be imprisoned, it's not absolutely necessary 836 01:09:50,179 --> 01:09:51,229 that you be guilty, 837 01:09:51,254 --> 01:09:52,578 On the other hand, 838 01:09:52,625 --> 01:09:56,990 to be set free, it's not always enough to be innocent. 839 01:10:00,611 --> 01:10:01,775 But I... 840 01:10:02,001 --> 01:10:03,721 Poor Blaireau, go. 841 01:10:05,131 --> 01:10:06,768 Bonbon? 842 01:10:47,798 --> 01:10:49,119 Yes, come in! 843 01:10:50,359 --> 01:10:52,970 Ah, here you are, FlĂ©chard! 844 01:10:53,872 --> 01:10:56,974 My compliments, eh! What would you like? 845 01:10:57,105 --> 01:11:00,560 - I came to turn myself in to prison. - Do you have papers? 846 01:11:00,612 --> 01:11:03,413 - No, Mr. Director. - A word, a letter, from the prosecutor? 847 01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:04,766 No, nothing at all. 848 01:11:04,791 --> 01:11:07,896 And you imagine I'll throw you in the slammer just like that? For kicks? 849 01:11:07,937 --> 01:11:10,332 You astonish me, upon my word! 850 01:11:10,381 --> 01:11:12,596 You need a recommendation to go to prison? 851 01:11:12,621 --> 01:11:14,005 Certainly! 852 01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:15,777 It's still the old favoritism! 853 01:11:16,899 --> 01:11:17,927 - Yes! 854 01:11:18,544 --> 01:11:19,552 Mr. Director. 855 01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:21,716 What, now? 856 01:11:21,771 --> 01:11:24,394 I don't mean to reproach, Mr. Director, 857 01:11:24,441 --> 01:11:27,649 but I think you're taking your time to release me. 858 01:11:27,701 --> 01:11:30,691 Impossible, not before receiving the prosecutor's order! 859 01:11:30,734 --> 01:11:33,163 So, not only did I serve my time while being innocent 860 01:11:33,188 --> 01:11:35,302 but you won't turn me loose! Don't that beat all! 861 01:11:35,371 --> 01:11:38,669 I can beat that, I'm guilty but they won't arrest me! 862 01:11:38,694 --> 01:11:41,404 If we put every guilty person in prison, it'd never end! 863 01:11:41,429 --> 01:11:42,800 Pretty neat! Justice! - No. 864 01:11:42,829 --> 01:11:45,466 - Will you shut up! - No, I won't shut up. I want out! 865 01:11:45,546 --> 01:11:47,200 - I want in! - I want out! 866 01:11:47,225 --> 01:11:48,271 ENOUGH! 867 01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:51,725 - Victor! -Director? - Throw Blaireau in the clink. 868 01:11:51,750 --> 01:11:53,579 As for you, M. FlĂ©chard, out! 869 01:11:56,814 --> 01:11:59,200 M. Bluette, I have to get in prison. 870 01:11:59,241 --> 01:12:00,247 No! 871 01:12:00,395 --> 01:12:02,450 I'll complain to the government! 872 01:12:02,475 --> 01:12:04,558 You're charming, but no! 873 01:12:04,591 --> 01:12:06,259 Look here... 874 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:07,966 No! 875 01:12:10,327 --> 01:12:11,867 No, no! 876 01:12:12,077 --> 01:12:14,666 I'm innocent! I'm innocent! 877 01:12:14,874 --> 01:12:17,372 Oh, when I get out, this is gonna get ugly! 878 01:12:17,423 --> 01:12:19,342 I'm innocent! 879 01:12:20,331 --> 01:12:24,489 SCANDAL IN MONTPAILLARD grave judicial error 880 01:12:26,288 --> 01:12:28,887 Watch your ass, Dubenoit! 881 01:12:29,911 --> 01:12:31,200 Go ahead! 882 01:12:31,289 --> 01:12:34,341 - L'Eveil! L'Eveil! - Read all about it! 883 01:13:01,245 --> 01:13:04,862 I knew he was innocent! I knew it! 884 01:13:06,536 --> 01:13:09,349 (MĂ©gaphone) Innocent man rots in prison! 885 01:13:09,597 --> 01:13:13,198 We, the sons of Saint Louis, thirst for justice, 886 01:13:13,486 --> 01:13:16,286 We did not storm the Bastille for nothing! 887 01:13:16,344 --> 01:13:18,865 Our newspaper, l'Eveil de Montpaillard, 888 01:13:18,943 --> 01:13:21,568 will obtain Blaireau's liberty! 889 01:13:21,697 --> 01:13:23,757 Let us shout our indignation! 890 01:13:23,843 --> 01:13:25,343 Liberate Blaireau! 891 01:13:25,396 --> 01:13:28,904 Fustigate all decadent public powers! 892 01:13:29,271 --> 01:13:33,427 Let us feast Blaireau's new found innocence, 893 01:13:33,725 --> 01:13:36,344 tomorrow in front of the prison! 894 01:13:37,844 --> 01:13:39,529 Ah, poor Parju, 895 01:13:40,372 --> 01:13:43,898 Montpaillard is no longer the calmest town of Francee. 896 01:13:43,982 --> 01:13:49,225 LIBERATE BLAIREAU, LIBERATE BLAIREAU ... 897 01:13:54,398 --> 01:13:57,499 BLAIREAU! BLAIREAU! BLAIREAU! 898 01:13:58,173 --> 01:14:00,916 â™Șâ™Ș 899 01:14:02,958 --> 01:14:05,560 BLAIREAU! BLAIREAU! BLAIREAU!... 900 01:14:18,264 --> 01:14:20,154 My fellow citizens, 901 01:14:20,602 --> 01:14:24,032 I'm too emotional to speak for long. 902 01:14:24,219 --> 01:14:27,142 Your newspaper, l'Eveil de Montpaillard, 903 01:14:27,282 --> 01:14:29,320 has asked you to be here. 904 01:14:29,383 --> 01:14:31,420 And all Montpaillard is here, 905 01:14:31,553 --> 01:14:35,240 manifesting its sympathy with an innocent martyr, 906 01:14:35,302 --> 01:14:38,380 and its reprobation for municipal tyranny! 907 01:14:38,888 --> 01:14:40,154 But... 908 01:14:40,552 --> 01:14:43,677 let's put aside, on this beautiful day, 909 01:14:43,990 --> 01:14:45,966 our passions and hatreds, 910 01:14:46,008 --> 01:14:47,927 and let us repeat these words, 911 01:14:47,995 --> 01:14:51,615 which illustrate the sentiment that unites us all: 912 01:14:51,693 --> 01:14:53,474 "Pardon us, Blaireau"! 913 01:14:53,590 --> 01:14:55,458 PARDON US, BLAIREAU! 914 01:14:55,672 --> 01:14:57,154 Long live Blaireau! 915 01:14:57,281 --> 01:14:59,450 LONG LIVE BLAIREAU! 916 01:15:02,349 --> 01:15:04,857 â™Șâ™Ș 917 01:15:51,816 --> 01:15:53,895 This feast is for you, Blaireau. 918 01:15:53,961 --> 01:15:55,851 You shouldn't have, it's too much! 919 01:15:55,896 --> 01:15:57,910 - There! - All that's for me? 920 01:15:58,138 --> 01:15:59,896 TO YOUR HEALTH, BLAIREAU! 921 01:16:00,009 --> 01:16:02,483 - I'm overwhelmed. - Oh, no. 922 01:16:08,251 --> 01:16:10,910 Come on guys, it's my round! 923 01:16:12,208 --> 01:16:14,593 VIVE BLAIREAU! VIVE BLAIREAU! 924 01:16:19,102 --> 01:16:22,440 Nice to share in the glory, eh? - You, here, Mr. Mayor?! 925 01:16:22,488 --> 01:16:23,948 I'm greatly amused. 926 01:16:24,019 --> 01:16:27,699 Instead of shouting "Guilloche" they're shouting "Vive Blaireau" 927 01:16:27,806 --> 01:16:28,998 That's normal, 928 01:16:29,023 --> 01:16:31,564 - I'm not the victim, here. - Oh, but that'll come! 929 01:16:31,589 --> 01:16:35,324 Montpaillard's next mayor will be neither Dubenoit nor Guilloche. 930 01:16:35,349 --> 01:16:36,755 It'll be Blaireau! 931 01:16:36,953 --> 01:16:38,661 Well done, Counselor! 932 01:16:38,723 --> 01:16:40,630 Guilloche, the wine bill. 933 01:16:40,696 --> 01:16:43,108 And now the Cycling Grand Prix of Montpaillard! 934 01:16:43,171 --> 01:16:44,749 Director, Counselor Guilloche. 935 01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:47,458 ...the Cycling Grand Prix... 936 01:16:47,958 --> 01:16:50,193 and firing the starting pistol: 937 01:16:50,365 --> 01:16:51,664 Blaireau! 938 01:17:00,355 --> 01:17:01,511 Ready! 939 01:17:04,072 --> 01:17:05,656 Hold on, you. 940 01:17:10,330 --> 01:17:12,482 Right! Mustn't play around with these things. 941 01:17:12,550 --> 01:17:13,877 I'll get you, Blaireau! 942 01:17:13,940 --> 01:17:15,161 Start on 3. 943 01:17:16,239 --> 01:17:17,341 1... 944 01:17:19,220 --> 01:17:20,253 2... 945 01:17:21,486 --> 01:17:22,665 2 and a half! 946 01:17:31,175 --> 01:17:32,451 3! 947 01:17:53,622 --> 01:17:55,215 Arabella, I tried everything. 948 01:17:55,283 --> 01:17:57,643 - Perfect. Are you in prison? - No. 949 01:17:57,818 --> 01:17:58,825 Why not? 950 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:00,802 They don't want me. 951 01:18:00,827 --> 01:18:02,857 In that case I don't want you either. 952 01:18:02,919 --> 01:18:04,825 But I love you, Arabella. 953 01:18:04,940 --> 01:18:06,325 Prove it. 954 01:18:10,655 --> 01:18:13,030 Nice, party, Judge! 955 01:18:13,453 --> 01:18:16,660 My dear Blaireau, you're the hero of Montpaillard, 956 01:18:16,752 --> 01:18:19,351 And thanks to whom?... Thanks to me. 957 01:18:20,022 --> 01:18:21,083 Pardon? 958 01:18:21,138 --> 01:18:22,172 But of course. 959 01:18:22,197 --> 01:18:24,883 If you hadn't been found guilty, first, 960 01:18:24,908 --> 01:18:27,069 you couldn't have been declared innocent, later. 961 01:18:27,094 --> 01:18:28,649 And nobody would care about you. 962 01:18:28,687 --> 01:18:29,714 That's oddly true. 963 01:18:29,739 --> 01:18:32,560 I hope you don't hold a grudge against me? 964 01:18:32,643 --> 01:18:35,458 Come now, why would I? Everyone has his specialty. 965 01:18:35,483 --> 01:18:37,709 You found me guilty, because you're a judge. 966 01:18:37,734 --> 01:18:40,598 If you'd been a lawyer, you'd have found me innocent. 967 01:18:40,708 --> 01:18:42,653 To each his specialty, eh. 968 01:18:42,825 --> 01:18:45,888 Come have a drink with me, you'll feel better. 969 01:18:45,944 --> 01:18:47,200 Delighted. 970 01:18:51,897 --> 01:18:53,789 Dunno what's wrong with me today. 971 01:18:53,821 --> 01:18:55,602 So, we're playing soldiers? 972 01:18:57,041 --> 01:18:59,055 Damned Dubenoit! 973 01:19:00,463 --> 01:19:03,369 Love, a great deal of love. 974 01:19:03,627 --> 01:19:05,245 Are you a fakir? 975 01:19:05,362 --> 01:19:06,837 During my off hours. 976 01:19:07,233 --> 01:19:08,534 Aah! 977 01:19:09,487 --> 01:19:11,829 Eh, drink a toast with us, Mayor! 978 01:19:11,868 --> 01:19:14,231 What an honor for me, Blaireau! 979 01:19:14,310 --> 01:19:15,418 Come on, Guilloche, 980 01:19:15,443 --> 01:19:18,664 Come drink a glass with us! But not too much! 981 01:19:21,033 --> 01:19:22,529 To justice! 982 01:19:22,599 --> 01:19:24,465 -To innocence! -To innocence! 983 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:27,159 Well Parju, what do you say? 984 01:19:27,874 --> 01:19:32,374 Feel like having a drink with the big shots of Montpaillard eh? 985 01:19:32,732 --> 01:19:33,904 Parju. 986 01:19:39,261 --> 01:19:41,804 Let's shake hands, old pal. 987 01:19:47,077 --> 01:19:48,130 Parju. 988 01:19:48,193 --> 01:19:49,482 Such popularity! 989 01:19:49,639 --> 01:19:52,801 Blaireau will owe you one, when he's elected. 990 01:19:52,847 --> 01:19:54,240 Elected? You're messing with me! 991 01:19:54,325 --> 01:19:58,568 Blaireau, at the finish line, gives out the Grand Prize! 992 01:20:29,407 --> 01:20:30,979 VoilĂ ! 993 01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:32,997 Mme de Chaville, 994 01:20:33,052 --> 01:20:35,810 Would you do me the honor and the privilege 995 01:20:35,848 --> 01:20:38,752 of stomping out the next song with me? 996 01:20:38,854 --> 01:20:40,981 Oh, how rustic! 997 01:20:41,178 --> 01:20:44,213 I'll stomp, my friend, I'll stomp! 998 01:21:21,295 --> 01:21:23,599 So, Guilloche, how's it hanging? 999 01:21:29,031 --> 01:21:32,693 - So, Counselor, "how's it hanging?" - Entertaining, that Blaireau, isn't he? 1000 01:21:32,834 --> 01:21:34,622 Laugh, gentlemen. 1001 01:21:35,308 --> 01:21:37,075 I admit I made a mistake. 1002 01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:38,411 Youth, dear fellow! 1003 01:21:38,436 --> 01:21:39,874 Of course, the people... 1004 01:21:40,005 --> 01:21:41,505 -are courageous, - Yes! 1005 01:21:41,552 --> 01:21:43,036 hard-working, - Yes! 1006 01:21:43,102 --> 01:21:44,161 but... 1007 01:21:44,310 --> 01:21:46,060 very ungrateful. - Oh, la-la! 1008 01:21:46,232 --> 01:21:47,696 Eh, FlĂ©chard! 1009 01:21:48,008 --> 01:21:50,988 If the real culprit leaves, the feast is over! 1010 01:21:59,634 --> 01:22:02,751 Voila! No prison, no marriage. 1011 01:22:07,900 --> 01:22:09,792 You go down there... 1012 01:22:15,454 --> 01:22:17,752 and I'll arrange everything. 1013 01:22:18,573 --> 01:22:20,776 â™Șâ™Ș (waltz) 1014 01:22:40,646 --> 01:22:41,982 Not one word, or I'll shoot! 1015 01:22:42,021 --> 01:22:43,347 - M. Blaireau! - Hands up! 1016 01:22:43,388 --> 01:22:46,880 So, you like terrorisers, scarfaces, gangsters? 1017 01:22:47,357 --> 01:22:49,740 Come kiss your great big thug, hm! 1018 01:22:49,849 --> 01:22:51,849 No, no, not me, him. 1019 01:22:53,644 --> 01:22:56,708 Well, I see I'm not needed, anymore. 1020 01:23:02,658 --> 01:23:05,885 Arabella, you'll see how happy we'll be. 1021 01:23:06,185 --> 01:23:09,279 -After I get out of prison... -I don't want you in prison anymore. 1022 01:23:09,335 --> 01:23:11,169 I'll go all the same! Arabella... - No. 1023 01:23:11,215 --> 01:23:13,755 Starting tonight, I make the decisions. 1024 01:23:13,806 --> 01:23:15,013 Yes, my love. 1025 01:23:15,351 --> 01:23:16,560 Understood? 1026 01:23:16,662 --> 01:23:18,138 -Yes, my love. - Good! 1027 01:23:21,096 --> 01:23:23,175 Fine, I won't go to prison. 1028 01:23:26,010 --> 01:23:27,010 No! 1029 01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:30,672 Allow me, gentlemen, to stand by your side. 1030 01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:32,399 Henceforth, we'll fight together 1031 01:23:32,409 --> 01:23:36,048 against the cataclysm which will engulf our nation's government 1032 01:23:36,053 --> 01:23:38,199 at the hands of Blaireau. 1033 01:23:38,662 --> 01:23:41,152 â™Șâ™Ș 1034 01:23:47,914 --> 01:23:49,273 FlĂ©chard?! 1035 01:23:50,171 --> 01:23:52,325 Arabella? It's marvellous! 1036 01:23:52,373 --> 01:23:55,248 I must announce the good news to her father! LĂ©on! 1037 01:23:55,333 --> 01:23:56,339 But, papa... 1038 01:23:56,442 --> 01:23:58,221 LĂ©on! M. Blaireau just told me! 1039 01:23:58,262 --> 01:23:59,490 I know! 1040 01:23:59,990 --> 01:24:01,072 Never! 1041 01:24:01,123 --> 01:24:03,464 And I'll take care of you! 1042 01:24:03,518 --> 01:24:04,694 LĂ©on! 1043 01:24:04,719 --> 01:24:06,621 Well, I'll take care of him. 1044 01:24:06,709 --> 01:24:09,225 M. Lerechigneux, a word... 1045 01:24:09,286 --> 01:24:11,333 Is FlĂ©chard guilty? 1046 01:24:11,374 --> 01:24:12,630 Without a doubt. 1047 01:24:12,655 --> 01:24:16,215 Could you do me a favour. Throw him in the can, ASAP. 1048 01:24:17,129 --> 01:24:19,208 Pouah! What rotgut! 1049 01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:22,865 - My wine, rotgut?! - It's cat's peepee. 1050 01:24:22,996 --> 01:24:26,646 - My wine, cat's peepee?! - Taste it yourself. 1051 01:24:26,724 --> 01:24:28,599 Taste it yourself. 1052 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:33,302 It's excellent, this wine! 1053 01:24:33,383 --> 01:24:35,039 Taste it properly. 1054 01:24:39,714 --> 01:24:42,805 - Scrapes the throat, huh? - A bit young, maybe. 1055 01:24:42,860 --> 01:24:46,260 I know. Taste this one, it's famous. 1056 01:24:50,221 --> 01:24:53,721 - It's very mediocre. - Now taste yours, again. 1057 01:24:57,286 --> 01:25:00,433 - This one's excellent. - OK, and this one. 1058 01:25:03,204 --> 01:25:05,895 - Lacks body. - We agree. 1059 01:25:05,938 --> 01:25:07,372 This one... 1060 01:25:09,312 --> 01:25:11,192 Now yours. 1061 01:25:12,912 --> 01:25:14,784 Excellent, wine! 1062 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:27,205 If you were a nice guy... 1063 01:25:27,276 --> 01:25:30,116 Listen... call me LĂ©on. 1064 01:25:32,274 --> 01:25:34,011 If you were a nice guy, LĂ©on... 1065 01:25:34,136 --> 01:25:37,389 I'm always a nice guy, Blaireau. 1066 01:25:38,518 --> 01:25:40,841 Alright, if LĂ©on were a nice guy... 1067 01:25:40,904 --> 01:25:41,911 Yes. 1068 01:25:41,969 --> 01:25:46,021 you'd give me... your daughter's hand 1069 01:25:47,017 --> 01:25:49,783 Oh, I'll give it to you, Blaireau. 1070 01:25:50,256 --> 01:25:51,264 Fine! 1071 01:25:51,631 --> 01:25:53,177 But, not for me. 1072 01:25:53,265 --> 01:25:55,347 Ah, not for you? - No. 1073 01:25:56,745 --> 01:25:58,016 For FlĂ©chard 1074 01:25:58,608 --> 01:26:00,524 It's for FlĂ©chard? 1075 01:26:00,829 --> 01:26:02,266 Whatever you do... 1076 01:26:02,305 --> 01:26:04,721 is well done my... Blaireau. 1077 01:26:04,990 --> 01:26:05,998 Arrh! 1078 01:26:06,107 --> 01:26:08,505 I'll call FlĂ©chard. 1079 01:26:08,766 --> 01:26:10,575 FlĂ©chard! 1080 01:26:11,515 --> 01:26:13,693 - Ho! -FlĂ©chard! 1081 01:26:14,615 --> 01:26:16,287 * 1082 01:26:18,819 --> 01:26:19,913 Hey, Blaireau! 1083 01:26:20,507 --> 01:26:23,585 Hey! You coming for a drink, Blaireau? 1084 01:26:26,378 --> 01:26:28,522 VoilĂ , they're so charming! 1085 01:26:28,582 --> 01:26:30,109 M. Bluette, Counselor Guilloche, 1086 01:26:30,134 --> 01:26:32,453 Parju, Mme de Chaville, Mlle Rose. 1087 01:26:32,494 --> 01:26:34,175 Let's see, M. Blaireau, M. Chaville 1088 01:26:34,373 --> 01:26:37,829 Judge, Mr. Mayor... Perfect! 1089 01:26:39,229 --> 01:26:41,564 Attention! Don't move! 1090 01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:44,760 You sure got me drunk last night hey, you swine? 1091 01:26:44,785 --> 01:26:47,234 Not without difficulty. - Smile! 1092 01:26:48,013 --> 01:26:49,885 Perfect! Don't move! 1093 01:26:51,350 --> 01:26:52,410 One... 1094 01:26:52,898 --> 01:26:54,106 two... 1095 01:26:54,302 --> 01:26:55,590 three! 1096 01:26:59,458 --> 01:27:02,154 Monsieur, you wanted to go to prison? 1097 01:27:02,266 --> 01:27:03,422 Right then, let's go! 1098 01:27:03,453 --> 01:27:05,086 -But I'm getting married! - Voila! 1099 01:27:05,125 --> 01:27:07,747 You to prison and me on vacation. 1100 01:27:14,330 --> 01:27:16,253 Oh, no, come on! 1101 01:27:26,994 --> 01:27:28,662 Aw, will you look at that! 1102 01:27:30,011 --> 01:27:31,365 M. Bluette! 1103 01:27:33,544 --> 01:27:34,545 M. Bluette! 1104 01:27:34,570 --> 01:27:36,153 No, no, no! 1105 01:27:36,996 --> 01:27:39,325 - M. Bluette! - No. No! 1106 01:27:40,499 --> 01:27:41,927 M. Bluette! 1107 01:27:42,653 --> 01:27:43,622 No! 1108 01:27:43,647 --> 01:27:47,784 You're not gonna leave this little lady outside on her wedding night! 1109 01:27:47,823 --> 01:27:49,977 But... regulations! 1110 01:27:52,258 --> 01:27:53,266 Voila! 1111 01:27:53,332 --> 01:27:55,352 You'da never thought of that? 1112 01:27:55,383 --> 01:27:56,470 Yeah. 1113 01:27:57,294 --> 01:28:00,092 But, no one must know. 1114 01:28:00,498 --> 01:28:02,465 No one. No-one! 1115 01:28:03,417 --> 01:28:05,772 Come in, dear madam. 1116 01:28:07,584 --> 01:28:10,289 - M. Blaireau... - Yes, go, go. 1117 01:28:12,485 --> 01:28:14,018 Shh! 1118 01:28:16,936 --> 01:28:18,700 IT'S DONE ! 1119 01:28:18,804 --> 01:28:21,942 LONG LIVE THE NEWLYWEDS! LONG LIVE THE NEWLYWEDS! 1120 01:28:22,097 --> 01:28:24,060 â™Șâ™Ș (Fanfare) 1121 01:28:46,056 --> 01:28:49,057 CALMEST TOWN IN FRANCE 1122 01:28:53,756 --> 01:28:55,820 HAPPIEST TOWN IN FRANCE 1123 01:28:55,823 --> 01:28:57,287 There! For you. 1124 01:28:57,359 --> 01:28:58,810 I'm overwhelmed. 1125 01:28:58,928 --> 01:29:00,116 Yes. 1126 01:29:01,309 --> 01:29:03,911 - For me? - Yes, for you. 1127 01:29:08,367 --> 01:29:10,794 Gotcha, Blaireau! I got you! 1128 01:29:33,929 --> 01:29:38,850 â™ȘTranslated resynced byâ™Ș XQ2☻ 73328

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