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Mao Onigawara of the
Ground Defense Force!
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I will protect the
peace of Japan!
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Ground Defense Force
Mao-chan
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Owaranai nichijo ga itsumo...
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...anata wo kono
machi de matteru.
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Hitori de kizutsuki nayamu yori,
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hanashitemiteyo kokoro no naka.
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Anata wo tsutsumitai...
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...mugen no ai de,
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...tsuyoi kokoro de,
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fukai yasashisa de.
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All my love,
you're my love...
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Shori no megami wo
mikata ni tsukete.
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All my life,
you're my life...
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Anata wo aishite yukou...
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...nani ga attemo.
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Zutto stand by you.
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Let's Go to the Hot Springs
to Pass the Tokyo U Exam.
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The Xth of O.
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The members of the Defense Forces
came to relax at a hot spring today.
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In other words,
it's an office trip.
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I get the feeling I've seen
this inn before somewhere...
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The hot spring of this inn is said
to be very responsive to prayers,
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and if you bathe in it, you will be able to pass
the entrance exam to Tokyo University.
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Wow, that's amazing...
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When I close
my eyes like this,
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it feels like the memories from a
previous life will come flooding back.
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Welcome to our
humble inn.
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She looks just like
Miss Kagome!
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Don't say anything
more than that.
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Um, might I ask
your name?
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You can't ask that, either.
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Why is that?
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[Hinata Inn]
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It's a grownup thing.
[Hinata Inn]
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[Hinata Inn]
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Doesn't this feel great?
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It's nice and warm...
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A nice, spacious bath
sure feels good, doesn't it?
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But why are we taking a hot spring bath
while wrapped in bath towels?
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At this hot spring, this is the
proper way to take a bath.
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It's certainly odd.
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How'd ya like that?
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Bear this shame, Sorajiro.
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We must endure today's failure for
the sake of tomorrow's victory...!
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Isn't that right?
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"Adalbert"
This is my paddle.
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Interesting...
You're on!
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If you look closely,
this inn is is a wreck.
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It certainly is.
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There's a hole
in this wall!
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I'm so sorry!
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I'm so very sorry!
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Because my husband is not good enough,
this inn looks like... looks like this!
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Please forgive us...
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That's why it was
super-discounted.
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I'm so sorry...
I'm so very sorry...
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That good-for-nothing loafer
is off fooling around again!
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Today is the day when
I won't forgive him!
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I'm gonna bury him along
with those ruins of his!
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The reason why this
inn is a wreck...
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...is because of
the landlady.
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What?! The landlady of
the inn has disappeared?!
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That's dereliction of duty...
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Doesn't the inn have
any other staffers?
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There doesn't seem
to be anyone else.
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This inn is totally hopeless.
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If things go on like this,
the place is gonna go bankrupt.
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We can't let
that happen!
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Let's do something!
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Because we're members
of the Defense Forces!
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I agree! Mao-chan,
we will defend this inn!
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Hey, you're right!
We just need to defend it!
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What on earth are you
girls talking about?
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That's the spirit!
The spirit of defense!
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Miss Kagome, defend it.
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Yes, sir...!
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I see what they mean. I certainly
feel like I'm getting smarter.
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Chief of Staff, allow me
to wash your back.
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Go right ahead.
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I-I meant the
Chief of Staff.
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I am the Chief of Staff.
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I'm the Chief of Staff, too.
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- Anytime you're ready.
- Anytime you're ready.
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Noooo!
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Miss Kagome!
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Looks like a guest
has arrived.
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A guest?
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A guest...? But who?
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Welcome to our
humble inn!
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That's a cute alien!
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But he's a guest.
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He has a reservation
and everything.
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You must be tired from
your long journey.
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Uh...
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We'll show you
to your room.
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Did someone refer
you to us?
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Don't you have any luggage?
You must be a regular.
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Is this... a good idea?
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This can't possibly
be all right.
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What could his objective possibly be,
coming to a hot spring out in the boonies?
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Hot spring...?
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The hot spring of this inn is said
to be very responsive to prayers,
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and if you bathe in it, you be able to pass
the entrance exam to Tokyo University.
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Wait, don't tell me the alien's target
is this inn's hot spring...!
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Oh, now I get it!
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The alien is trying to get smarter,
enter Tokyo University,
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and conquer Japan
from within!
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It's horrifying!
It's a horrifyingly cute strategy!
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However!
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I won't let him
get away with it!
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W-What do you think
you're doing?!
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"Pass the Test"
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It's plain to see that he's
already getting smarter!
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We brought you
bottles of sake!
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Miss Kagome,
what is the matter?
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It's not Miss Kagome,
it's Colonel Mishima...
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Girls, it's time to defend!
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How come?
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The cute alien is trying to use
this hot spring to rule Japan!
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Darn it!
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Unless we defend the hot spring,
we can't defend the inn, understand?
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Misora-chan, we have to defend the
hot spring for the good of the inn!
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I understand!
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I guess you're right.
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That landlady doesn't feel like
a stranger to me at all.
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Equip your Type 2 Gear!
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Yes, ma'am!
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Type 2 Ground Gear!
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Type 2 Flight Gear!
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Type 2 Marine Gear!
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Download!
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- Riku-bo!
- Ku-bo!
- Kai-bo!
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Mao Onigawara of the
Ground Defense Force!
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Misora Tsukishima of the
Air Defense Force!
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Sylvia Maruyama of the
Sea Defense Force!
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Together, the three of us are
the Unified Defense Force!
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The peace of Japan...
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...will be...
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...protected by us,
so rest easy.
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Huh?
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Miss Kagome,
the hot spring is gone!
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It's not Miss Kagome,
it's Colonel Mishima...
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What did you say?!
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The cute alien has
disappeared, too!
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It's a trick! There must be some
kinda secret or gizmo behind this!
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What kind of trick?
150
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Don't ask me.
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00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:31,037
Miss Kagome, would you explain
what is going on here?
152
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Seaman Sylvia,
call Nah-chan!
153
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Huh? But we're in the middle
of the mountains.
154
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Just do it!
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Hey, Nah-chan!
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Could you get over here
in a hurry?
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What's going on?
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This hot spring is a natural spring which
comes bubbling up from underground.
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That being the case, there
is only one way to escape.
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Nah-chan,
that was real fast!
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00:10:17,895 --> 00:10:21,058
But how could Nah-chan
get here so quickly?
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Allow me to explain.
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This diagram shows how
this hot spring works.
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I see.
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Listen up, cute alien!
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No matter how smart you get, you're
no match for Miss Kagome's brain,
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which was smart
from the very beginning!
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Unified Defense Forces, defend!
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00:10:41,886 --> 00:10:42,944
Roger!
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Complete!
Defense Barrier!
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Unified Defense!
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It's a good thing for us
that you're so smart.
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Oh, my...
Chief of Staff...
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00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:05,733
Oh, no!
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My hot spring!
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We managed to defend Japan,
but not the inn.
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It was an "Ah-ooh-eeh-ooh"
moment for us.
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Hayaokuri de kakenukemasu,
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brand-new everyday.
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00:11:40,644 --> 00:11:44,080
Yoyu no egao de...
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...fuwari hirari
kawasu toraburu.
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00:11:48,686 --> 00:11:52,144
Namida piriri
mune ni shimite mo.
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00:11:52,456 --> 00:11:56,222
Aoi sora ni
piisu nagete...
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...tatakaimashou,
mirai no tame.
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00:12:01,765 --> 00:12:05,360
Akiramenai, furimukanai.
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00:12:05,369 --> 00:12:08,770
Sore ga watashi no sutairu.
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00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:14,178
Ashita mo genki de yukou...
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...yume ni todoku made.
189
00:12:22,886 --> 00:12:26,049
An Elementary Student Defense Force
member has come to Japan from America.
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00:12:26,056 --> 00:12:29,514
Her name is Miss Carol.
She's really pretty!
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Besides, she's really
buxom and bouncy.
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00:12:31,929 --> 00:12:34,257
The next episode is
"American Defense Force Girl".
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Next week will be
yuru-yuru internationally.
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