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'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,
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not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
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Goddamn, Day-Day.
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Take it all.
One, two, get up, three.
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Damn! That's an ugly-ass baby.
Eyes cocked like a pistol.
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All I want, Santa Claus,
is two fat bitches and a bag of weed
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and two bags of chips
to give to the fat bitches.
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What the...
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Damn, these niggas are broke.
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No Christmas ham in here. Nothing.
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lt's a damn shame.
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All l want is two fat bitches
and some cheeseburgers
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so Cheeco can lick on them
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and two years' supply
of rolling paper.
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Two pieces of bologna. Yeah, baby.
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This gonna be good right here.
I'm so hungry.
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What the hell
you doin' in my house
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eatin' a big-ass sandwich and shit?
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Nigga, I'm Santa Claus.
Where's the milk and cookies?
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Santa Claus!
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Shit!
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You better get your ass outta here!
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Goddamn!
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Day-Day! Day-Day!
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All I want is a fat bitch with
a name belt that say ''Glitter'' on it.
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Day-Day! Help me, man!
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Merry Christmas, motherfucker!
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As you can see.
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I got my black ass
back in the ghetto.
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the only place
where you can get robbed
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by Santa Claus
on Chistmas Eve.
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Shit!
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I don't know if I can handle
another goddamn Friday.
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This shit hurt.
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Day-Day! Wake up, man!
We just got robbed!
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Get your scary ass up, man!
I know you heard that shit!
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Get out of here, man!
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Wake your ass up!
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Come on, man,
I gotta call the po-po!
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What you say? Damn.
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We just got robbed, Cheeco.
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Unit 415. man
in the middle of the street.
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Then what happened?
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Then I caught him.
I hit him, like, four times.
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I would've been a boxer,
but I was in Special Education.
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I'm telling you,
I was whooping his ass!
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Craig got to fightin' with him,
he beat his ass.
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- Go check out the bedrooms.
- Sure.
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What else did he get?
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Like I said,
he took all of our presents,
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he took my CD collection,
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he even took
Day-Day's baby pictures.
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And he got our speaker
with all our rent money in it.
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Rent money!
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- Sit your ass down!
- Who got the rent money?!
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You ain't about to do nothin'.
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Jumpin' up like you Mr. Get Bad.
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Where was you when he was
beatin' my ass with that tree?
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- Craig, my leg is hurtin', man.
- Good!
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Yeah, he got
the rent money. All of it.
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You're positive he was dressed
like Santa Claus?
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Jolly white fat guy,
little red suit,
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couple elves packin' the bags.
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He's a project Santa Claus.
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Picture Ol' Dirty Bastard
in a Santa Claus suit.
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Can you picture that?
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Do you know who
Ol' Dirty Bastard is?
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I'm not big on that.
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You oughta be nervous.
You a black cop.
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You two motherfuckers huddle up
or something and find this dude.
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Stay right there.
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I ain't goin' nowhere.
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- Calm down.
- I'm calm.
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- You're gonna sit in the car.
- Do your fucking job!
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You're pushing the wrong buttons.
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We the victims, man.
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That victim shit is way overblown.
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Just sit there and shut up.
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Asshole.
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Santa Claus strikes again.
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Makes me want to go home
and lock up all my shit.
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You gotta stop talking
to the police like that.
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Shut up! You better stop
talking to me like that.
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I could kick your ass
for the way you actin' this morning.
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We gonna have our Christmas party?
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How we gonna have a party
with our apartment looking like this?
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We can't cancel the party, man!
What about the hos we had coming?
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I invited some nice-ass girls.
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They gonna fuck for a buck,
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do something strange
for a little piece of change,
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and I know we gonna
make them holler for a dollar.
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One said they was gonna
suck my dick from the back.
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I ain't never had that
ever happen to me.
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I'm trying to go see
what that be like right there--
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Look, man, I don't give
a shit about you, that party.
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All I got to worry about is the rent,
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and it was your idea
to use half the rent money...
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Dix, I think we got something here.
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Well, well. Whose is this?
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Actually, it's both of ours.
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No, it ain't!
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lt is, but it's for
medicinal uses only.
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I mean, he got cataract,
lazy eye, a little glaucoma.
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- See that eye right there?
- Little shot of gonorrhea, see?
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Do you guys have any idea
what we could do to you for this?
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- No.
- Juvenile center?
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We can make your Christmas
worse than it already is.
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Being that it's Friday,
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that means you're not gonna
see a judge till possibly Monday.
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Maybe.
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But, since we're nice guys,
we'll just confiscate this plant,
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take it with us until we find
this Santa Claus character.
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That's fucked up, too.
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Oh, hey,
and when we find St. Nick,
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what do y'all want us
to do to him, you know?
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Cracked ribs, fractured skull,
little eye gouge?
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Fractured skull,
beat the shit out that motherfucker.
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- Eye gouge, that's the shit.
- And an eye gouge.
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I say stick a plunger in his ass,
like they did in New York.
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Fractured skull.
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This is Officer Brian Dix.
I'm Officer Alvin Hole.
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We'll let you know
if anything develops.
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Officer A. Hole and B. Dix.
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We'll call you...
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if we find anything.
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I like them police right there.
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You got a big pile of dog shit
in the middle of your bed.
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You might want to check that out.
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Merry Christmas.
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He's the dick.
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What the hell
is going on around here?!
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Happy Holidays, Miss Pearly.
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Police running in and out!
What the hell is going on?
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Somebody broke in
and stole all our stuff.
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That bullshit security.
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I sure hope they
didn't get the rent money
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'cause you two niggas
been ducking and dodging me
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for about three weeks now.
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Me--
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Today is the day
you motherfuckers is gonna kick in!
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Why you always bring your ass
up here harassing us?
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With that big ol' wolf pussy?
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You come here all the time
smelling like that.
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- You don't even own the place!
- You just the manager.
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And I'm gonna manage
to evict your skinny-punk black ass
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out of here today if you two
motherfuckers don't pay up your rent.
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Man, get that lined up.
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Don't you worry about it, bitch.
I know somebody like it.
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Take your ass back downstairs,
'cause you ain't evictin' nobody
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unless you got
a motherfucking army with you.
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I don't need no army, Mr. Smart-Ass!
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My son Damon home right now.
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Damon!
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I had a nightmare
about that fool last night.
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Day-Day!
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Craig!
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Which one of you bitches
want to wash my drawers tonight?
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- That'd be him.
- Him.
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Okay.
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I wash on Sundays, anyway.
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Starch or press?
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Starch, nigga!
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Move!
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Come on in, Miss Pearly.
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- When did he get out?
- Last night.
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And I'm gonna let you two bitches
in on a little secret--
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when you spend 12 years
on a level-4 prison yard,
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you become quite fond
of little ol' girls like yourselves.
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So either I'm gonna
get my rent money today,
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or somebody getting
their salad tossed tonight!
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Damn!
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That ain't even necessary.
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Sure ain't!
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We start our new job today,
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and I swear to God we're gonna
have your money later on tonight--
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cash...in your hand!
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You better!
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Either you fixin' to come see me,
or Damon gonna come see you.
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Simple as that.
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You like 'cause your son is a fag?
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Shut up, bitch!
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Tell your fine daddy I said...
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I hate that bitch!
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Tight-ass pants, man! Shit!
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Look how tight
these motherfucking pants are.
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I can't even do
the James Brown in these pants.
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Good. I don't want
to see you do the James Brown.
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We ain't never gonna get
no pussy in these clothes.
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I'm gonna get some.
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Tasha, how we look?
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Like a couple of rent-a-cops.
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What about them rent-a-tits?
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See, the clothes don't make the player,
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the player make the clothes.
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Rent-a-cops get pussy, too.
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I'm not no rent-a-cop,
I'm a Top Flight Security
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and don't you never forget it.
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I swear, the first motherfucker
get out of hand...
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- I'm gonna beat the--
- Shit!
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Craig and Day-Day.
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Just the niggas I need to see.
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Yo, what's up, O.G., triple O.G.,
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O.G. triple, triple...O.G.?
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You got out last night?
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I ain't seen y'all
in about 12 years, nigga.
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I was little. I was about--
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You're grown up now, though.
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Give a nigga a hug, dawg.
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I'm about to go--
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lt's cool, dawg, it's cool. Come here.
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Yeah, right there.
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- Group hug, nigga.
- Come on, Craig.
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All right, come here.
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Get your ass over here.
Talk to you for a minute.
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What's up, dawg?
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lt's good to be home,
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'cause in the prison, dawg,
ain't nothin' but the fellas, nigga.
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- That's what I heard.
- I swear, man.
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We got to care about each other.
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That's right.
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Somebody go get my mother!
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I heard you motherfuckers
ain't paid your rent this month.
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Ducking and dodging
my moms and shit!
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Get your tittie off my chin!
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Show up here tonight
without that rent money,
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and we gonna get
real motherfucking acquainted.
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You dig?
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- I can't breathe, I swear to God!
- He can't breathe!
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Do you dig?!
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I'm feeling you, dawg. Trust me.
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- Digging it.
- Good, good.
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'Cause I'm gonna
only say this shit once.
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Come on, man, let's go.
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Y'all look good in your little
tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits.
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Merry Christmas, niggettes.
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Shit, man! That's bullshit, man.
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He's gonna try and do
something strange to us!
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I'm gonna think of something.
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That's fucked up, man.
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He might do something strange
to you, though.
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Puff-puff and give, motherfucker.
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This is good shit.
I ain't gonna be your mother--
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- Damn!
- Hurry up!
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About a yean ago.
my Pops quit his dog-catching job
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and went into business
with my Uncle Elroy.
247
00:17:12,955 --> 00:17:15,791
They opened up a spot
called Bros. Barb-B-Q.
248
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:18,829
''Tastes so good.
make you wanna slap youn mama. ''
249
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,793
You might've
seen the commencial.
250
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,453
Y'all tired of that barbecue
from up the street.
251
00:17:23,549 --> 00:17:25,376
where they give you
more sauce than meat?
252
00:17:25,468 --> 00:17:27,544
Bning youn big ass down
to Bros. Bar-B-Q.
253
00:17:27,637 --> 00:17:30,342
15837 South Crenshaw Boulevard.
254
00:17:30,431 --> 00:17:31,925
That's right off Manciesten.
255
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:35,681
Bros. Bar-B-Q. Tastes so good.
make you want to slap youn mama!
256
00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:36,849
Don't it. Willie?
257
00:17:36,938 --> 00:17:38,930
Yeah. boy. Hey. Mama.
258
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:40,434
What the hell you want?
259
00:17:42,527 --> 00:17:45,314
Ain't but one location.
so it's nearest you.
260
00:17:45,405 --> 00:17:46,863
You might've missed it.
261
00:17:46,948 --> 00:17:49,439
They only had enough money
for a 15-second spot.
262
00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:51,692
But. anyway. my Pops
got me and Day-Day
263
00:17:51,786 --> 00:17:54,573
thesejobs
at the same strip mall
264
00:17:54,664 --> 00:17:56,407
as Christmas-help security.
265
00:17:56,499 --> 00:18:00,828
Look, Day-Day,
we only security guards, okay?
266
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,913
Ghetto security guards at that.
267
00:18:03,005 --> 00:18:05,841
We ain't Cops.
we ain't America's Most Wanted.
268
00:18:05,925 --> 00:18:09,045
NYPD Blue.
none of that shit you watch.
269
00:18:09,137 --> 00:18:10,844
We something like them.
270
00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:12,175
No. Nothing like it.
271
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:15,385
All we gonna do--take it easy,
make this money,
272
00:18:15,476 --> 00:18:17,136
you're gonna watch your temper--
273
00:18:17,228 --> 00:18:18,343
I ain't got to watch shit!
274
00:18:18,437 --> 00:18:20,560
You gonna treat people right,
talk to people right.
275
00:18:20,648 --> 00:18:22,937
You can get your ass kicked
around here real quick.
276
00:18:23,026 --> 00:18:24,899
I don't care about it
getting out of hand.
277
00:18:24,986 --> 00:18:27,062
I ain't getting into shit
because of you.
278
00:18:27,155 --> 00:18:29,859
This is a job, man.
This ain't an adventure.
279
00:18:29,949 --> 00:18:32,820
This is real, and I'm gonna
let you know, I'm not having it.
280
00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:34,618
Everybody's a suspect today.
281
00:18:34,704 --> 00:18:36,281
And I told you, I'm a player.
282
00:18:36,372 --> 00:18:38,365
I don't care about none of that.
283
00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:40,454
Damn!
284
00:18:40,543 --> 00:18:42,749
Get your ass out, player.
285
00:18:42,837 --> 00:18:44,117
Fuck, you remedial!
286
00:18:44,213 --> 00:18:46,087
- What does that mean?
- Retarded!
287
00:18:46,174 --> 00:18:48,795
- That wasn't nothing.
- Dumb-ass, let's go.
288
00:18:48,885 --> 00:18:50,213
I mess up all the time.
289
00:18:56,851 --> 00:18:58,262
Come here! Look!
290
00:19:01,522 --> 00:19:03,479
- That's him!
- Let's get that mother!
291
00:19:09,739 --> 00:19:12,277
Get him! Kick him!
292
00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:15,867
- Craig! Day-Day!
- Uncle Willie!
293
00:19:15,953 --> 00:19:17,364
What the hell you doing to me?
294
00:19:17,455 --> 00:19:19,946
What's happening?
295
00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:21,203
Man, I didn't know!
296
00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:23,748
Pop, I thought
you were somebody else!
297
00:19:23,836 --> 00:19:26,327
Willie, what are you doing
to them boys back there?
298
00:19:26,422 --> 00:19:28,415
Nothing! I'm counting
money at the register.
299
00:19:28,508 --> 00:19:30,631
These fools
knock the hell out of me...
300
00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:34,383
We made a mistake. Day-Day
ran in and jumped on Daddy!
301
00:19:34,472 --> 00:19:35,717
He's lying!
302
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,883
Why you boys
beating up on Santa Claus?
303
00:19:37,975 --> 00:19:40,466
He broke in our house
and stole our presents.
304
00:19:40,561 --> 00:19:43,135
- And Craig let him do it!
- Why, Craig?
305
00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:46,018
- Why blame me?
- 'Cause you did!
306
00:19:46,109 --> 00:19:47,817
I tried to fight him, and Day-Day...
307
00:19:47,902 --> 00:19:49,895
I was screaming,
he wouldn't even help.
308
00:19:49,987 --> 00:19:51,814
What did you do, Day-Day?
309
00:19:51,906 --> 00:19:54,064
Nothing!
He stayed asleep the whole time.
310
00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:55,534
Can I tell my story?
311
00:19:55,618 --> 00:19:58,821
I ain't done shit, but he could have
did something about it!
312
00:19:58,913 --> 00:20:00,538
What did he look like?
313
00:20:00,623 --> 00:20:03,292
Like Bobby Brown
in a goddamned Santa Claus suit!
314
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:04,621
I heard about him.
315
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:08,044
They call him
the ''Santa Clause Crook.''
316
00:20:08,131 --> 00:20:10,337
He robbed a lady
in the parking lot last week.
317
00:20:10,425 --> 00:20:12,713
He called her
a ''ho ho ho'' and kept running.
318
00:20:12,802 --> 00:20:14,296
Who the fuck are you?
319
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:19,215
I'm Cookie, the new waitress,
and, um...
320
00:20:19,308 --> 00:20:22,226
Elroy's new girlfriend.
321
00:20:23,104 --> 00:20:25,559
You got another one?
You're gonna catch something!
322
00:20:25,648 --> 00:20:28,435
You should have kept
Sugar's nasty ass. What happened?
323
00:20:28,526 --> 00:20:30,602
I kicked her country ass
to the curb.
324
00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:32,937
Hooked up with her little sister.
325
00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:34,904
That's how we players roll!
326
00:20:34,991 --> 00:20:40,531
Elroy, read my lips--
you ain't no player!
327
00:20:40,621 --> 00:20:43,243
You don't know nothing
about being a player.
328
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:47,829
Betty done had your ass
pussy-whipped for about 30 years!
329
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,162
Nobody got me pussy-whipped.
330
00:20:50,256 --> 00:20:53,839
l...whips...pussy!
331
00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:01,096
You boys look really good
with your rent-a-cop outfits on.
332
00:21:01,184 --> 00:21:02,594
Yes, very attractive.
333
00:21:02,685 --> 00:21:06,469
This is Top Flight Security.
We ain't no rent-a-cops.
334
00:21:06,564 --> 00:21:08,058
Daddy, how I look?
335
00:21:08,858 --> 00:21:11,645
- Like a damn snitch!
- Man, that's cold!
336
00:21:11,736 --> 00:21:14,441
Look like you're ready
to tell on somebody right now!
337
00:21:14,530 --> 00:21:17,068
Where's your flashlight at?
You're supposed to have one.
338
00:21:17,158 --> 00:21:19,281
You've got to shine some damn body!
339
00:21:19,368 --> 00:21:22,951
We're supposed to get handcuffs,
flashlights, taser guns--
340
00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:24,237
Two German shepherds.
341
00:21:24,332 --> 00:21:27,950
Y'all must not know what happened
to the last security guards.
342
00:21:29,879 --> 00:21:32,714
Mama's in the kitchen with the sauce.
343
00:21:32,799 --> 00:21:34,590
Aw, shit! The sauce! Move, girl!
344
00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:36,715
What happened
to the other two sec--
345
00:21:36,802 --> 00:21:37,917
Wait a minute!
346
00:21:38,012 --> 00:21:39,803
Go say hello to your grandmother.
347
00:21:39,889 --> 00:21:42,462
Come on, let's go. Move your big ass!
348
00:21:42,558 --> 00:21:45,096
What happened with
the last two security guards?
349
00:21:47,897 --> 00:21:50,222
- Wake up, Mama.
- What the hell you want?
350
00:21:50,316 --> 00:21:52,807
You burned the sauce again.
Give me the spoon.
351
00:21:52,902 --> 00:21:54,396
Nobody's gonna hit you.
352
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,776
You've lost your mind
since Willie slapped you.
353
00:21:56,864 --> 00:21:58,442
Damn, what happened to her?
354
00:21:58,533 --> 00:22:01,202
You should never have let her
into the commercial, anyway.
355
00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:02,744
Got no business working.
356
00:22:02,829 --> 00:22:04,786
You're the one
gave her a concussion, Willie.
357
00:22:04,872 --> 00:22:07,909
- You were supposed to be acting.
- I should have smacked you!
358
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,080
How's she doing?
359
00:22:10,545 --> 00:22:12,917
Hey, Big Mama, you all right?
360
00:22:13,005 --> 00:22:15,247
- Who are you?
- lt's Craig, Mama.
361
00:22:15,341 --> 00:22:17,464
- Who Craig?
- Don't worry about it.
362
00:22:17,552 --> 00:22:20,506
Your oldest grandson.
The smart one, not Day-Day.
363
00:22:20,596 --> 00:22:23,087
She's still having blackouts
and blurred vision.
364
00:22:23,182 --> 00:22:24,641
Bet you remember Day-Day!
365
00:22:24,726 --> 00:22:26,884
Why you always
playing with her all the time?
366
00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:29,136
That's enough
damn salt there, Willie.
367
00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:30,938
I know what I'm doing.
368
00:22:31,023 --> 00:22:33,349
Don't nobody want all that salt
in their potato salad!
369
00:22:33,443 --> 00:22:34,687
Y'all argue too much!
370
00:22:34,777 --> 00:22:37,066
What's wrong with y'all?
Y'all should get married.
371
00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:39,859
Why are you in so much
competition with me?
372
00:22:39,949 --> 00:22:41,360
You jealous, Willie.
373
00:22:41,451 --> 00:22:44,120
I can't help it!
I look better than you do!
374
00:22:44,203 --> 00:22:45,282
You don't.
375
00:22:45,371 --> 00:22:46,996
- I cook better than you.
- You can't.
376
00:22:47,081 --> 00:22:50,248
- My dick is bigger than yours.
- lt was cold that night.
377
00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:53,538
Think--last year at this time,
you had won the Lotto,
378
00:22:53,629 --> 00:22:55,752
over $1 million.
379
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,794
Anybody else would be living
in the French Riviera.
380
00:22:58,885 --> 00:23:01,173
You're back here
cooking pigs' feet with me
381
00:23:01,262 --> 00:23:03,255
at Bros. B-B-B-Bar-B-Q.
382
00:23:03,347 --> 00:23:05,424
You tied-tongued dog catcher!
383
00:23:05,516 --> 00:23:08,434
You best check on the sauce.
Mama's out on her feet again.
384
00:23:08,519 --> 00:23:10,014
Dumb-ass dog catcher.
385
00:23:10,104 --> 00:23:13,604
''I'm a Lotto stud.
Lotto fucking stud.''
386
00:23:13,691 --> 00:23:16,360
So after Pops and Unc argued
for another 15 minutes.
387
00:23:16,444 --> 00:23:18,152
it was time
to meet our new boss.
388
00:23:18,237 --> 00:23:19,352
His name is Moly.
389
00:23:19,447 --> 00:23:22,863
He ran the whole strip mall
and owned Holy Moly Donuts.
390
00:23:22,950 --> 00:23:28,953
But trust me. don't even. even. even.
even. even. even. even eat there.
391
00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:33,082
We'll take the usual, Moly.
392
00:23:35,755 --> 00:23:37,083
How you doing, boy?
393
00:23:37,173 --> 00:23:39,415
Good, buddy.
Merry Christmas, buddy.
394
00:23:39,509 --> 00:23:41,382
Happy Hanukkah. L'claim.
395
00:23:41,469 --> 00:23:42,749
These are my boys.
396
00:23:42,845 --> 00:23:44,921
I'll be with you
in just one minute, buddy.
397
00:23:45,014 --> 00:23:47,090
Take your time.
398
00:23:47,183 --> 00:23:49,092
Just be still.
399
00:23:49,185 --> 00:23:50,845
What's up? How's business?
400
00:23:50,937 --> 00:23:53,688
Everything is wonderful. Yeah, boy!
401
00:23:53,773 --> 00:23:55,564
Have you seen our commercial?
402
00:23:55,650 --> 00:23:58,485
Barbecue so good, makes you
want to smack your mama.
403
00:23:59,487 --> 00:24:02,571
- What the fu--
- Hey, buddy!
404
00:24:02,657 --> 00:24:04,281
What the fuck wrong with you?
405
00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:06,027
Sorry, buddy. Reaction.
406
00:24:06,202 --> 00:24:09,203
Hey, guys, I hear
someone's looking for a job.
407
00:24:09,288 --> 00:24:10,783
I want to ask a question.
408
00:24:10,873 --> 00:24:11,905
l...okay.
409
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,707
When we get our guns?
410
00:24:13,793 --> 00:24:16,414
No guns. You are Top Flight
unarmed security guards.
411
00:24:16,504 --> 00:24:19,042
- What about walkie-talkies?
- And flashlights?
412
00:24:19,132 --> 00:24:22,547
Whoever catch the girl back there
giving head behind the trash can?
413
00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:25,552
I have to come back there
with the flashlight and catch her.
414
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:29,303
You are supposed to be tough guys.
You don't need gadgets, huh?
415
00:24:29,392 --> 00:24:31,349
All you need is this here.
416
00:24:32,854 --> 00:24:34,930
lf there's any problems,
you just blow. Toot-toot!
417
00:24:35,022 --> 00:24:37,430
These guys are here
all the time. They come running.
418
00:24:37,525 --> 00:24:39,103
Goddamn, Craig!
419
00:24:39,193 --> 00:24:41,316
- Can we have more donuts?
- Please.
420
00:24:41,404 --> 00:24:43,729
See? Very quick
response time, huh?
421
00:24:43,823 --> 00:24:45,614
You guys ready for tour of property?
422
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:48,866
Give me a twister. Make it two.
Hold the flies.
423
00:24:48,953 --> 00:24:51,278
Keep up. Come on.
One-two, one-two, one-two.
424
00:24:51,372 --> 00:24:52,451
Come on.
425
00:24:52,540 --> 00:24:56,372
Since you've been here many times,
I'm gonna make it short and sweet.
426
00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:57,741
Buddy, come on.
427
00:24:57,837 --> 00:25:00,126
As you know, this here is my place.
428
00:25:00,214 --> 00:25:02,540
This is
the Holy Moly Donut Shop, huh?
429
00:25:02,633 --> 00:25:05,670
Say it with me, guys--
''Holy Moly Donut Shop.''
430
00:25:08,556 --> 00:25:11,640
Very good. You get one
free bear claw every lunch break.
431
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:16,395
- Come on, guys.
- Come on, come on.
432
00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:20,775
Okay.
Over here is the Chrome Dome.
433
00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:22,734
You got cars, they got rims.
434
00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:25,905
This, of course, is your
family business, Bros. Bar-B-Q.
435
00:25:25,990 --> 00:25:28,196
That's check cashing.
No l.D. required.
436
00:25:28,284 --> 00:25:31,036
This one here
is a brand-new store.
437
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,988
lt's Pimps and Hos--
some kind of flashy clothing.
438
00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:36,743
- Damn!
- Damn!
439
00:25:36,834 --> 00:25:38,494
Who is that?
440
00:25:38,586 --> 00:25:41,587
That's Donna.
She's the owner's girlfriend.
441
00:25:41,672 --> 00:25:45,088
He's a funny-dressing kind of guy
from out of town or something.
442
00:25:46,385 --> 00:25:50,086
He's kind of a pig, though.
He treat her like shit, man.
443
00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:52,339
I would love for her
to be one of my wives, huh?
444
00:25:52,433 --> 00:25:54,141
Damn, how many wives you got?
445
00:25:54,227 --> 00:25:56,266
Me? 12, buddy.
446
00:25:56,354 --> 00:25:58,430
Yeah. All of them freaks, too, huh?
447
00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:00,978
# Freaks come out at night,
what, what, what? #
448
00:26:01,067 --> 00:26:02,609
# Freaks come out at night... #
449
00:26:02,693 --> 00:26:04,069
Whodini. You know Who--
450
00:26:04,153 --> 00:26:05,980
Yeah, buddy! Okay!
451
00:26:06,072 --> 00:26:09,690
He's a character. Real big character.
452
00:26:09,784 --> 00:26:11,575
He's short but big.
453
00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:17,247
# Hold up, wait a minute,
let me put some pimping in it #
454
00:26:21,462 --> 00:26:23,419
He's funny-looking, huh?
455
00:26:23,506 --> 00:26:26,423
I don't know. Why he dress like this?
456
00:26:26,509 --> 00:26:29,593
How are you? Doesn't matter.
Get the trunk.
457
00:26:29,679 --> 00:26:30,710
Thank you.
458
00:26:30,805 --> 00:26:32,133
He's got problems.
459
00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:35,093
Quickly, now, quickly.
Got a business to run.
460
00:26:35,184 --> 00:26:37,426
Hey, buddy.
461
00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:40,474
And don't drag that coat.
462
00:26:40,565 --> 00:26:43,186
lt costs more than you do.
463
00:26:44,235 --> 00:26:47,236
Okay, and over here,
this is a liquor store.
464
00:26:47,321 --> 00:26:50,358
Don't let nobody hang out
in front of liquor store.
465
00:26:50,450 --> 00:26:51,481
Nobody, buddy.
466
00:26:51,576 --> 00:26:52,774
Nobody.
467
00:26:52,869 --> 00:26:55,988
And this is your booth.
468
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,159
Any questions?
469
00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:59,656
- l've got one question.
- What's up, buddy?
470
00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:02,621
What happened to the last guards
that worked here?
471
00:27:02,712 --> 00:27:06,579
You ask too many questions, man.
lt's time to get to work.
472
00:27:06,674 --> 00:27:09,675
Remember, you guys are
Top Flight security guards,
473
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,670
best in the whole world, huh?
474
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:14,598
You have to defend this whole place
with your own life.
475
00:27:14,682 --> 00:27:16,426
And I'll die for this shit, too.
476
00:27:16,517 --> 00:27:19,767
Remember, Christmas Eve
means lots of shoppers.
477
00:27:19,854 --> 00:27:22,345
lf there's any trouble,
you come get me--
478
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,729
when you take care of it,
then come get me.
479
00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:26,691
Okay, go, go. Come on.
480
00:27:26,777 --> 00:27:29,269
Come on. Keep it real, huh?
481
00:27:29,363 --> 00:27:32,068
When are you gonna ask him
for an advancement
482
00:27:32,158 --> 00:27:33,652
on our first week's pay?
483
00:27:33,743 --> 00:27:36,412
Don't worry about that.
I'll ask when the time is right.
484
00:27:36,496 --> 00:27:38,203
Just keep your rabbit-ass mouth shut.
485
00:27:38,289 --> 00:27:41,160
- Remember what Damon said.
- You remember what I said.
486
00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:45,746
Don't start trying to outthink me,
because you're gonna hurt yourself.
487
00:27:47,298 --> 00:27:48,840
Where you think you going?
488
00:27:48,925 --> 00:27:51,594
- lt's small in here.
- No, you're big in here.
489
00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:55,677
Get off my foot!
490
00:27:56,390 --> 00:27:59,427
- Just scoot over there.
- You scoot over, man!
491
00:28:03,356 --> 00:28:06,689
This shit is uncomfortable, man.
Can't even move in here.
492
00:28:06,776 --> 00:28:09,481
So what? Just deal with it. I got to.
493
00:28:10,738 --> 00:28:12,197
What are we gonna do now?
494
00:28:12,281 --> 00:28:14,607
Sit here and wait
for something to happen.
495
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,987
Not me.
496
00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:19,739
That shit is boring, man.
497
00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:22,452
Good. I like boring.
Easy money for us.
498
00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:24,949
I hope
don't nothing happen all day.
499
00:28:25,044 --> 00:28:27,713
We can sit and watch these females
shop till they drop.
500
00:28:27,797 --> 00:28:29,920
Matter of fact, watch out.
501
00:28:32,135 --> 00:28:34,708
Ain't this a bitch?
I'm waiting on some action to jump off.
502
00:28:34,804 --> 00:28:36,464
You heard what Mr. Moly said.
503
00:28:36,556 --> 00:28:39,225
We Top Flight
security of the world, Craig!
504
00:28:39,308 --> 00:28:42,013
Shit! Not just the city, the world!
505
00:28:42,103 --> 00:28:45,139
Been jacked by Santa Claus,
all kind of shit.
506
00:28:45,231 --> 00:28:47,354
They need security
in the world, Craig!
507
00:28:47,442 --> 00:28:48,556
Shit!
508
00:28:48,651 --> 00:28:51,486
For one thing, calm down.
Slow your roll.
509
00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:56,148
Don't let that man pump you up
and get your ass shot out here.
510
00:28:56,242 --> 00:28:59,362
We ain't no damn
Top Flight security of the world!
511
00:28:59,453 --> 00:29:02,407
We Craig and Day-Day,
so just kick back, relax--
512
00:29:02,498 --> 00:29:04,906
You heard what happened
to the last security guards.
513
00:29:05,001 --> 00:29:07,326
You didn't even hear what happened,
514
00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:09,709
so how the fuck was I gonna hear it?
515
00:29:09,797 --> 00:29:12,086
Just do your job,
and I'm gonna do mine.
516
00:29:13,634 --> 00:29:15,923
- Shit.
- No problem.
517
00:29:16,012 --> 00:29:18,503
- I'm gonna do my job.
- No problem.
518
00:29:18,598 --> 00:29:20,674
Get your damn feet
out of my f--
519
00:29:24,645 --> 00:29:28,939
# Joy to the world,
the Lord is come #
520
00:29:29,025 --> 00:29:31,694
Bingo! I got action.
521
00:29:33,571 --> 00:29:35,528
What's up?
522
00:29:35,615 --> 00:29:38,900
# Let every heart
prepare him room #
523
00:29:38,993 --> 00:29:41,401
# And heaven and nature sing... #
524
00:29:48,336 --> 00:29:50,827
Heaven and--
fuck all that shit!
525
00:29:51,005 --> 00:29:54,588
Y'all hos got to get off
this corner with that!
526
00:29:54,676 --> 00:29:56,335
Excuse me, sugar,
what did you just say?
527
00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:59,214
You heard me what I said.
Y'all hos got to move off this corner.
528
00:29:59,305 --> 00:30:01,463
You better watch
your little filthy mouth.
529
00:30:01,557 --> 00:30:03,764
You are talking
to children of the Lord.
530
00:30:03,851 --> 00:30:04,966
That's right!
531
00:30:05,061 --> 00:30:07,552
I want you to know
who you're talking to, too--
532
00:30:07,647 --> 00:30:10,138
Top Flight
motherfucking security!
533
00:30:10,233 --> 00:30:13,269
You can't talk to these
old-ass ladies like that!
534
00:30:13,361 --> 00:30:15,270
Just back me up
and do your damn job!
535
00:30:15,363 --> 00:30:17,402
Y'all movin' on
and take that shit--
536
00:30:17,490 --> 00:30:20,325
Wait a minute, bitch!
I ain't no killer, you understand me?
537
00:30:20,410 --> 00:30:22,153
But don't you push me,
don't you touch me!
538
00:30:22,245 --> 00:30:25,578
You gonna make me blow this.
I'll clear all this shit out with this.
539
00:30:25,665 --> 00:30:28,072
Joker, fuck you and your whistle!
540
00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:31,583
Y'all trying to use the Lord
to sell pussy on this corner.
541
00:30:31,671 --> 00:30:33,628
Shut your little filthy mouth!
542
00:30:35,508 --> 00:30:37,086
Calm down.
543
00:30:37,176 --> 00:30:40,296
Let's go on to church, and we
gonna pray for these niggas.
544
00:30:40,388 --> 00:30:42,926
Have mercy, Jesus.
Forgive me, Lord.
545
00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:44,558
What's wrong with you?
546
00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:47,643
You can't talk to people like that.
That's somebody grandmama, fool!
547
00:30:47,729 --> 00:30:50,219
I can talk to people
any fucking way I want to,
548
00:30:50,314 --> 00:30:52,188
and I'm the law around here.
549
00:30:52,275 --> 00:30:54,766
And I'm gonna write your ass up
for insubordination.
550
00:30:54,861 --> 00:30:57,149
Let me do my job and you do yours.
551
00:30:57,238 --> 00:30:58,518
Top Flight!
552
00:30:58,614 --> 00:31:01,699
Man. I couldn't believe
how Day-Day was acting.
553
00:31:01,784 --> 00:31:04,026
Even since he got
that whistle around his neck.
554
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,907
He been acting like
a neal asshole rent-a-cop.
555
00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:09,121
Look at him!
556
00:31:09,208 --> 00:31:10,703
Where you going?
557
00:31:10,793 --> 00:31:13,165
I'm trying to park so I can go
in the check-cashing place.
558
00:31:13,379 --> 00:31:16,463
You can't park right here
because there's a new policy.
559
00:31:16,549 --> 00:31:18,458
Give me the number,
or you can't park here.
560
00:31:18,551 --> 00:31:20,425
I ain't never heard
of no policy like that.
561
00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:24,011
You ain't never met a Top Flight
security nigga like me!
562
00:31:24,098 --> 00:31:26,554
Give me the number
or get to fucking rolling.
563
00:31:26,642 --> 00:31:30,225
Look at that fool.
I've got to put a stop to this shit.
564
00:31:30,313 --> 00:31:32,436
...no parking spot, okay,
'cause I'm married!
565
00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:35,809
- Get this piece of shit out of here!
- He's just playing.
566
00:31:35,902 --> 00:31:37,978
No, I'm not playing.
You better not park!
567
00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:39,778
- Bye-bye.
- Bring that car back here!
568
00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:42,437
Man, what did I do?
569
00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:43,778
I got this.
570
00:31:43,868 --> 00:31:46,276
Why every time you get
a little position of power,
571
00:31:46,370 --> 00:31:47,746
you abuse your authority?
572
00:31:47,830 --> 00:31:49,739
You need to work
on your people skills.
573
00:31:49,832 --> 00:31:52,952
That's bullshit. My people skills
are way better than yours.
574
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:55,333
Just sit down and relax.
575
00:31:59,258 --> 00:32:01,500
Bingo! Got more action!
576
00:32:06,432 --> 00:32:08,555
Get y'all little bad-ass mo'
over here!
577
00:32:08,643 --> 00:32:11,264
Leave them damn kids alone!
They ain't messing with you!
578
00:32:14,357 --> 00:32:17,560
Stop blowing that goddamn whistle!
579
00:32:17,652 --> 00:32:19,644
What's wrong with you? You tripping!
580
00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:21,896
Some L.A.P.D. shit.
581
00:32:21,989 --> 00:32:24,694
You know what?
Don't hate...appreciate.
582
00:32:24,784 --> 00:32:26,990
You're just mad
'cause I'm always on the...
583
00:32:28,454 --> 00:32:29,783
...crime whistle!
584
00:32:29,872 --> 00:32:31,865
I'll calm your ass down
one way or another.
585
00:32:31,958 --> 00:32:34,496
- You ain't got to calm me down.
- Fire that up.
586
00:32:34,585 --> 00:32:37,622
Not on duty. Not on duty!
587
00:32:37,713 --> 00:32:39,291
You better fire this up!
588
00:32:39,382 --> 00:32:42,881
I ain't no grocery-store bouncer.
I'm a Top Flight security guard.
589
00:32:42,969 --> 00:32:45,720
You got to recognize
the difference between the police--
590
00:32:45,805 --> 00:32:49,055
- Light the shit.
- We are not little no more.
591
00:32:49,142 --> 00:32:51,348
- Come on!
- What?
592
00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:56,553
You know what?
593
00:32:56,649 --> 00:32:59,354
You're not gonna be punking me
when we get 40.
594
00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:02,279
This shit gonna stop one day, dude.
595
00:33:02,363 --> 00:33:05,862
Well, it ain't
gonna stop today, so light it up
596
00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:07,610
before I beat that ass.
597
00:33:07,702 --> 00:33:09,990
- Whatever.
- Yeah, yeah.
598
00:33:10,079 --> 00:33:12,202
This Barney Fife shit.
599
00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:19,917
I'm thinking of something right now.
600
00:33:20,006 --> 00:33:21,714
That's some good shit, right?
601
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:24,753
no. You're a bad-ass influence
on my life.
602
00:33:24,844 --> 00:33:26,753
Ever since
l've been kicking it with you,
603
00:33:26,846 --> 00:33:28,885
my life
has been a shambles, dude.
604
00:33:29,932 --> 00:33:31,890
Give me my goddamn joint.
605
00:33:31,976 --> 00:33:33,885
Hold on.
Let me hit it one more time.
606
00:33:33,978 --> 00:33:36,267
One more time,
let me hit it, man!
607
00:33:36,355 --> 00:33:37,850
You gave it to me to smoke!
608
00:33:37,940 --> 00:33:41,226
I ain't no bad influence on you.
I'm the best cousin you've got.
609
00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:44,438
lf it wasn't for me, you'd be
getting punked all the time.
610
00:33:44,530 --> 00:33:47,567
And I keep you safe
and I keep you warm,
611
00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:49,366
'cause you know
how little timid you are.
612
00:33:49,452 --> 00:33:50,827
Look. Look.
613
00:33:52,872 --> 00:33:53,903
Whatever.
614
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,076
Man, it's just us,
Craig and Day-Day. Damn!
615
00:34:00,254 --> 00:34:02,543
I was about to Barry Bonds
y'all's black asses!
616
00:34:02,632 --> 00:34:04,505
You almost made me
catch a heart attack!
617
00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:07,546
I ought to hit your ass
and give you brain damage.
618
00:34:07,637 --> 00:34:10,424
Let me hit that before Willie
bring his old square ass out here.
619
00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:13,551
You can go to jail
for some shit like that, for real.
620
00:34:13,643 --> 00:34:15,600
He been real brand-new today.
621
00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:17,145
How's it going out here so far?
622
00:34:17,230 --> 00:34:18,973
lt's been boring and quiet.
623
00:34:19,065 --> 00:34:20,393
Just wait around.
624
00:34:20,483 --> 00:34:22,974
Them young thugs don't come out
till about 1 :00 or 1 :30.
625
00:34:23,069 --> 00:34:26,105
They coming. I just pray to God
I'm here when they come.
626
00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:29,732
Uncle Elroy gonna beat
the shit out of 'em!
627
00:34:29,826 --> 00:34:31,320
Ho ho ho, motherfuckers!
628
00:34:31,410 --> 00:34:33,902
What you looking at
before I shoot you in your mouth?
629
00:34:33,997 --> 00:34:35,989
Up against the wall!
630
00:34:36,082 --> 00:34:37,541
Jesus!
631
00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,997
Shut up! What you got, toothpick?
632
00:34:40,086 --> 00:34:42,043
I ain't got nothing.
633
00:34:42,130 --> 00:34:45,166
Done shit on yourself!
What you looking at?
634
00:34:45,258 --> 00:34:46,538
Don't I know you?
635
00:34:46,634 --> 00:34:49,386
You gonna know a bullet in your ass!
This all you got?
636
00:34:49,470 --> 00:34:51,427
I ain't got nothing
but 20 funky-ass dollars.
637
00:34:51,514 --> 00:34:53,886
I ought to shoot your broke ass.
638
00:34:53,975 --> 00:34:55,303
What's up, Al Green?
639
00:34:55,393 --> 00:34:58,844
You remind me of them old players
that be clubbing with young girls.
640
00:34:58,938 --> 00:35:02,983
You remind me of a young nigga
fucking with the wrong old nigga!
641
00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:05,819
He's gonna shoot your ass!
Get up against the wall!
642
00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:08,441
Shut up! Give me the watch!
643
00:35:08,531 --> 00:35:09,906
No, not the Rolie.
644
00:35:09,991 --> 00:35:13,111
Now it's a ''stoley.''
Looking like a Mississippi pimp.
645
00:35:13,202 --> 00:35:16,156
Bitch better have my
sweet potatoes. Top Flight Security!
646
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:18,453
Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.
647
00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:20,332
Santa Claus got my Rolex!
Let's get him!
648
00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:22,494
Do something! Do something!
649
00:35:23,379 --> 00:35:27,044
- Don't just stand there. Help me.
- Shit! How?
650
00:35:28,134 --> 00:35:30,174
Move, move, move!
651
00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:34,254
...three quarters,
two dimes, and a nickel!
652
00:35:38,728 --> 00:35:40,969
Y'all didn't hear me
blowing this whistle?
653
00:35:41,063 --> 00:35:42,178
What is it, buddy?
654
00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:45,974
We just got jacked by Santa Claus!
He almost tied us up and fucked us!
655
00:35:46,069 --> 00:35:48,310
- He pulled out a pistol...
- Dodo, you on crack, buddy?
656
00:36:00,833 --> 00:36:04,534
- Hey, man, just let it go.
- Get your goddamn hands off me!
657
00:36:04,629 --> 00:36:08,211
Me, my cousin, and my daddy--
we just got jacked by Santa Claus!
658
00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:09,959
But you're security guard, buddy.
659
00:36:10,051 --> 00:36:12,886
That's why I asked your ass
for them two flashlights.
660
00:36:14,972 --> 00:36:16,253
These guys!
661
00:36:16,349 --> 00:36:18,009
That's why I hate the fuckin' law!
662
00:36:18,101 --> 00:36:19,844
Get your fat ass up and do something!
663
00:36:19,936 --> 00:36:21,845
You get up, too!
664
00:36:21,938 --> 00:36:25,104
Give me flashlights,
or we gonna get killed around here!
665
00:36:25,191 --> 00:36:27,267
Jacked by Santa Claus
on Christmas Eve!
666
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,851
Twice in one day!
667
00:36:29,946 --> 00:36:33,315
You wanted to grab somebody,
you should've grabbed that nigga!
668
00:36:33,407 --> 00:36:36,527
Security! You need to
turn in your damn whistle!
669
00:36:47,171 --> 00:36:48,879
Where you going, Mama?
670
00:36:48,965 --> 00:36:50,838
I'm going to make my daily rounds.
671
00:36:50,925 --> 00:36:53,131
Could you make me a sandwich
when you get back?
672
00:36:53,219 --> 00:36:55,212
Make your own damn sandwich.
673
00:37:05,147 --> 00:37:08,232
Tupac. Tupac, Tupac!
674
00:37:08,317 --> 00:37:10,939
Goddamn, you fine!
675
00:37:13,281 --> 00:37:15,772
Ooh, the way
you talk gangsta, nigga!
676
00:37:32,759 --> 00:37:34,751
Yoo-hoo!
677
00:37:34,844 --> 00:37:36,920
Anybody home?
678
00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:41,135
Ain't nobody here.
679
00:37:43,311 --> 00:37:46,228
Oh, my goodness.
680
00:37:48,274 --> 00:37:51,560
What in the hell
done happened to the mail?
681
00:37:53,446 --> 00:37:55,735
I ain't the only one they owe.
682
00:37:57,617 --> 00:37:59,111
Dirty bastards.
683
00:38:13,174 --> 00:38:15,795
This child is filthy!
684
00:38:21,515 --> 00:38:23,508
Wishful thinking.
685
00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:30,019
Weed!
686
00:38:33,611 --> 00:38:35,319
Got me some weed!
687
00:38:35,405 --> 00:38:38,405
That's why they ain't paid
their damn rent!
688
00:38:42,245 --> 00:38:44,736
So what happened after that?
689
00:38:44,831 --> 00:38:47,701
I don't want to talk about that.
Y'all ain't gonna catch no damn body.
690
00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:50,461
I just want you to stop and whip
some ass on the way to the station.
691
00:38:50,545 --> 00:38:52,205
Least I'll feel better then.
692
00:38:52,296 --> 00:38:54,088
What were you doing
in the alley, anyway?
693
00:38:54,173 --> 00:38:55,833
I was emptying the trash!
694
00:38:55,925 --> 00:38:58,498
- I had already taken it out.
- Well, it was full!
695
00:38:58,594 --> 00:39:01,512
Don't you mess with this b-b-barbecue.
I'm gonna keep my eye on you.
696
00:39:01,597 --> 00:39:05,547
I don't give a damn 'bout your lazy eye,
you Popeye-lookin' son of a--
697
00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:08,727
Nah, wait a minute!
I started this barbecue shit!
698
00:39:08,813 --> 00:39:11,767
ls this the motherfucking
thanks I get?
699
00:39:11,857 --> 00:39:13,601
That's enough! Calm down!
700
00:39:13,693 --> 00:39:16,397
I just appreciate you
even blessing me with your presence.
701
00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:20,567
Bishop Magic Don Juan
and Money motherfucking Mike!
702
00:39:20,658 --> 00:39:22,069
What they know about that?
703
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,784
Let me get this straight--
704
00:39:23,870 --> 00:39:28,496
for the second time,
y'all got jacked by Santa Claus?
705
00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:29,614
Black guy, wasn't it?
706
00:39:29,709 --> 00:39:32,663
Nah. This was a nigga that did this.
707
00:39:32,753 --> 00:39:35,079
lf I build it, the hos will come.
Learn from the best.
708
00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:37,545
God bless you, Mike.
Keep your game tight, hear, player?
709
00:39:37,633 --> 00:39:38,796
Absolutely.
710
00:39:38,885 --> 00:39:40,545
...got Daddy's Rolex.
711
00:39:40,636 --> 00:39:44,420
# Dashing through these hos
in a one-horse open sleigh... #
712
00:39:44,515 --> 00:39:48,383
Everything is 25% off.
Everything must go.
713
00:39:48,478 --> 00:39:50,221
Maybe even you.
714
00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:53,347
Explain yourself now, player.
715
00:39:55,151 --> 00:39:57,523
- Day-Day!
- Ow, Daddy!
716
00:39:57,612 --> 00:39:58,726
You talk too damn much!
717
00:39:58,821 --> 00:40:01,692
He didn't want to blow
his whistle, so I blew mine.
718
00:40:02,992 --> 00:40:04,272
Pay attention!
719
00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:07,073
That's the reason we got jacked
in the first damn place.
720
00:40:07,163 --> 00:40:09,618
We'll make out our report
and get back to you.
721
00:40:11,417 --> 00:40:14,334
Guys, y'all have to get dressed.
The kids will be here any minute.
722
00:40:14,420 --> 00:40:15,749
Back to work.
723
00:40:24,764 --> 00:40:29,342
I didn't know you can make
a snowman in 80-degree weather.
724
00:40:29,435 --> 00:40:32,769
Anything is possible.
All you need is a can of snow.
725
00:40:32,855 --> 00:40:35,892
What's cracking? My name's Craig.
726
00:40:35,983 --> 00:40:37,775
- I'm Donna.
- What's up, Donna?
727
00:40:37,860 --> 00:40:39,604
What kind of stuff y'all sell in here?
728
00:40:39,695 --> 00:40:43,111
We got everything--
FUBU, Sean John, Dada.
729
00:40:43,199 --> 00:40:45,357
What are you looking for?
730
00:40:45,451 --> 00:40:47,859
Anything's better than what I got on.
731
00:40:47,954 --> 00:40:50,112
What, you don't like the flashlight look?
732
00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,790
I see you got jokes.
733
00:40:53,876 --> 00:40:56,035
Well, you can always buy
your girlfriend something.
734
00:40:56,128 --> 00:40:57,706
We have ladies' wear, too.
735
00:40:57,797 --> 00:40:59,172
Yeah, y'all do, huh?
736
00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:01,296
I don't really got
a girlfriend, you know.
737
00:41:01,384 --> 00:41:03,673
I usually get rid of them
this time of year.
738
00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:05,505
That way, you ain't got
to buy them shit.
739
00:41:06,723 --> 00:41:08,300
For real?
740
00:41:08,391 --> 00:41:09,422
Yeah, why not?
741
00:41:10,476 --> 00:41:11,555
I'm just playing.
742
00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:15,438
- I see you got jokes.
- A couple.
743
00:41:15,523 --> 00:41:17,931
So that's your little
midget boyfriend?
744
00:41:18,025 --> 00:41:20,101
Little micro-mini pimp
up in there?
745
00:41:21,696 --> 00:41:23,356
Oh! What's cracking, baby?
746
00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:27,695
My name is Day-Day, right?
This is my big-head-ass cousin.
747
00:41:27,785 --> 00:41:30,193
You know, beevo-latte, got
more head than he got body.
748
00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:31,912
Check this out--
749
00:41:31,998 --> 00:41:33,789
I just spotted you
way across from the lot,
750
00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:36,959
and I'm gonna let you know,
it ain't your booty, it's your beauty.
751
00:41:37,044 --> 00:41:39,583
lf you see anything
suspicious around here...
752
00:41:41,424 --> 00:41:43,333
Let me know, 'cause
I got my eyes on everything.
753
00:41:43,426 --> 00:41:44,801
Let's start off with your number.
754
00:41:44,885 --> 00:41:47,044
That's the only way we're gonna
be able to communicate.
755
00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:49,214
No, you gotta get your ass
back to that booth.
756
00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:51,098
But, man, she like me!
757
00:41:58,733 --> 00:41:59,847
Come on, woman.
758
00:41:59,942 --> 00:42:02,398
I can't move that fast
with this stomach.
759
00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:09,360
Why you got to bring
your ass over here?
760
00:42:09,452 --> 00:42:12,239
I was trying to see if she seen
a Santa Claus with a suit on.
761
00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:16,280
- What your ass doing over here?
- You know what I'm doing over here.
762
00:42:18,044 --> 00:42:19,538
I just don't want no bullshit.
763
00:42:19,629 --> 00:42:21,372
You know, all that
''my hair retain heat.''
764
00:42:21,464 --> 00:42:22,792
I don't know nothin' about that.
765
00:42:22,882 --> 00:42:26,002
I'm sorry.
I have to go help them.
766
00:42:26,093 --> 00:42:28,003
Fine piece, boy.
767
00:42:28,096 --> 00:42:29,471
She fine.
768
00:42:29,555 --> 00:42:30,753
She liked me, didn't she?
769
00:42:30,848 --> 00:42:33,137
- No.
- Yes, she did.
770
00:42:33,226 --> 00:42:35,764
How she gonna like you
when she like me?
771
00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:37,561
'Cause she hadn't seen me yet.
772
00:42:37,647 --> 00:42:40,398
I wish I hadn't seen you yet.
773
00:42:40,483 --> 00:42:41,598
Can I help you?
774
00:42:41,692 --> 00:42:43,270
I just walked in the store.
775
00:42:43,361 --> 00:42:45,982
Let me look around a little bit. Dang!
776
00:42:49,742 --> 00:42:52,447
I could use some help over here.
ln the men's.
777
00:42:52,537 --> 00:42:55,110
Burn a pimp,
see what happen to you.
778
00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:57,578
That's all you gotta do,
just burn a pimp one time.
779
00:42:57,667 --> 00:43:00,205
l'd like this FUBU sweatshirt
with some socks.
780
00:43:01,295 --> 00:43:02,327
Are you all right?
781
00:43:02,422 --> 00:43:04,295
I'm fine, I just--
782
00:43:11,639 --> 00:43:13,762
This can't be happenin',
this can't be happenin'.
783
00:43:13,850 --> 00:43:15,344
Oh, no, player!
784
00:43:16,352 --> 00:43:18,641
- You see that?
- I seen that.
785
00:43:18,729 --> 00:43:21,434
Turn him off!
What the hell's wrong with him?
786
00:43:21,524 --> 00:43:24,145
Come on, Bill, let's go.
I don't see nothing in here I like.
787
00:43:24,235 --> 00:43:27,521
No, you ain't sick no more.
788
00:43:27,613 --> 00:43:29,357
That ass is got. Come on!
789
00:43:29,574 --> 00:43:30,819
Baby still kicking?
790
00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:32,568
Yeah, feel like twins.
791
00:43:32,660 --> 00:43:34,653
- We saw that shit!
- Saw what?
792
00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:36,868
Let me go!
793
00:43:36,956 --> 00:43:37,987
Get ahold of her, man!
794
00:43:42,336 --> 00:43:44,128
Stop letting her kick your ass!
795
00:43:44,213 --> 00:43:45,624
Y'all going to jail!
796
00:43:45,715 --> 00:43:48,420
For shop-stealing
and stealing everything!
797
00:43:48,509 --> 00:43:50,253
We ain't stole shit!
798
00:43:50,344 --> 00:43:51,459
What about this?
799
00:43:51,554 --> 00:43:52,717
Uh-huh!
800
00:43:52,805 --> 00:43:55,047
Aw, damn!
They done got a player?!
801
00:43:55,141 --> 00:43:58,640
- That ain't nothin' you like?
- You going to jail, Cicely Tyson.
802
00:43:58,728 --> 00:44:01,183
Girl, I can't believe you did this!
I'm appalled!
803
00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:03,597
You ain't Paul!
You a nigga that steals!
804
00:44:08,112 --> 00:44:12,276
Y'all got the game messed up!
Huh? You gonna steal from a pimp?
805
00:44:18,039 --> 00:44:19,948
Where is Elroy?
806
00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:22,117
He's in the back.
He doesn't want to come out.
807
00:44:22,210 --> 00:44:23,289
What?!
808
00:44:23,377 --> 00:44:24,836
Keep your voice down.
809
00:44:26,089 --> 00:44:28,414
Merry Christmas, everybody.
810
00:44:28,508 --> 00:44:31,129
Come on out here right now
for these kids, Elroy,
811
00:44:31,218 --> 00:44:32,547
or you and I are gonna fight!
812
00:44:32,637 --> 00:44:36,052
All the money we spent for these.
Get your butt out here, man.
813
00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:39,680
Aw, Elroy, you look cute.
814
00:44:39,769 --> 00:44:41,393
Oh, he's a cutie-pie.
815
00:44:41,479 --> 00:44:43,804
We ought to be celebrating
Kwanzaa, anyway.
816
00:44:43,898 --> 00:44:46,899
Messing with these kids' heads
with this white man's holiday.
817
00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:48,692
Oh, shut up, Elroy.
818
00:44:48,778 --> 00:44:51,067
Prance your ass over
and let them kids pet on you.
819
00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:53,064
Oh, hell, no, Willie!
820
00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:55,992
That's where I put my hoof down.
Ain't nobody pettin' on me!
821
00:44:56,077 --> 00:44:58,650
Will you shut up?
Prance your ass over there!
822
00:44:58,746 --> 00:45:01,284
Let them kids pet on you.
What's wrong with you?
823
00:45:01,374 --> 00:45:03,699
That ain't prancin'. lt ain't Easter.
824
00:45:03,793 --> 00:45:05,121
I ain't know no damn reindeer.
825
00:45:05,211 --> 00:45:07,369
Prance! Look, like this.
826
00:45:08,965 --> 00:45:10,127
Go!
827
00:45:10,216 --> 00:45:11,295
Go!
828
00:45:14,554 --> 00:45:16,760
You ain't gotta do this.
You just mad 'cause--
829
00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:17,879
Shut the fuck up!
830
00:45:17,974 --> 00:45:20,429
- Little punk-ass bitch.
- Y'all fuck and make puppies.
831
00:45:20,518 --> 00:45:23,091
lt's Christmas Eve.
Have some holiday cheer.
832
00:45:23,187 --> 00:45:26,058
Holiday cheer these nuts.
Get back.
833
00:45:26,149 --> 00:45:27,394
Hey, player.
834
00:45:28,568 --> 00:45:31,652
- Mike. Mike!
- Get back!
835
00:45:31,738 --> 00:45:33,018
Player!
836
00:45:33,114 --> 00:45:34,572
Nah, nah, let him through.
837
00:45:34,657 --> 00:45:35,985
You little shrimp motherfucker.
838
00:45:36,075 --> 00:45:38,115
I'm gonna sue your ass!
Come on, cut me!
839
00:45:38,202 --> 00:45:39,281
No, no, no!
840
00:45:41,205 --> 00:45:42,699
Give me that, give me that.
841
00:45:42,790 --> 00:45:44,997
I guarantee I wanna do my thing!
842
00:45:45,084 --> 00:45:47,754
- Think about your mama, man.
- I'm thinking about your ass.
843
00:45:47,837 --> 00:45:49,580
Think about what
your mama would say.
844
00:45:49,672 --> 00:45:51,250
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
845
00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:54,377
You know what I'm saying?
I got a little razzle-dazzled.
846
00:45:54,468 --> 00:45:57,220
My name is Money Mike, player.
How you doing?
847
00:45:57,305 --> 00:45:58,633
All right, don't squeeze hard.
848
00:45:58,723 --> 00:46:00,431
All right, what's happening?
849
00:46:00,516 --> 00:46:02,723
This is my young girl Donna.
Say hi, woman.
850
00:46:02,810 --> 00:46:03,842
What's up?
851
00:46:03,937 --> 00:46:05,728
That'll be quite enough.
Thank you so much.
852
00:46:05,813 --> 00:46:07,770
See, the thing is,
we just opened up around here,
853
00:46:07,857 --> 00:46:09,020
you know what I'm saying?
854
00:46:09,108 --> 00:46:11,564
And we've been having
some problems, obviously, as you see.
855
00:46:11,652 --> 00:46:13,230
I appreciate what y'all did
856
00:46:13,321 --> 00:46:15,609
'cause these cockroaches
would've cleaned me out.
857
00:46:15,698 --> 00:46:17,987
Speaking of cockroaches,
where was your antennas
858
00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:20,483
when them niggas were stealing
my shit out the store?
859
00:46:20,578 --> 00:46:23,495
- I didn't see them take anything.
- You didn't see 'em take anything.
860
00:46:23,581 --> 00:46:25,621
Well, look next time! Use your eyes!
861
00:46:25,708 --> 00:46:29,373
They ain't supposed to just be hazel,
they supposed to do some damn work!
862
00:46:29,462 --> 00:46:31,668
This ain't for play.
I don't do this for fun.
863
00:46:31,756 --> 00:46:32,835
I'm sorry.
864
00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:36,708
Don't be sorry.
Ho, be careful! Lord Je--
865
00:46:36,802 --> 00:46:38,083
You know what?
866
00:46:38,179 --> 00:46:40,255
I'm tired of your presence. Dismissed.
867
00:46:40,348 --> 00:46:42,139
Nice meeting you guys.
868
00:46:42,225 --> 00:46:43,802
See you later.
869
00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:47,474
You got her trained, nigga, damn!
870
00:46:47,563 --> 00:46:50,767
You can lead a ho to water, player,
but you can't make 'em think.
871
00:46:50,858 --> 00:46:52,103
You dig what I'm sayin'?
872
00:46:52,193 --> 00:46:53,853
I got to keep it
breezy around this bitch.
873
00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:55,569
Anyway, I need to take care of y'all.
874
00:46:55,655 --> 00:46:57,363
I appreciate
what y'all did for a player.
875
00:46:57,448 --> 00:46:59,156
I can't be everywhere at all times.
876
00:46:59,241 --> 00:47:00,273
No charge.
877
00:47:00,368 --> 00:47:02,076
- What about our rent money?
- No charge.
878
00:47:02,161 --> 00:47:03,786
Y'all sure?
879
00:47:03,871 --> 00:47:07,075
Positive. We just doing our job.
We can't charge you, man.
880
00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,577
Don't argue with ''no charge.''
881
00:47:08,668 --> 00:47:10,459
You can come to the store
anytime you want.
882
00:47:10,545 --> 00:47:13,083
Can we get some clothes,
30% off, 40% off?
883
00:47:13,172 --> 00:47:15,414
- A FUBU short set?
- You don't need shit.
884
00:47:15,508 --> 00:47:17,168
Man.
885
00:47:17,260 --> 00:47:19,833
Look, we just having a little
Christmas party tonight.
886
00:47:19,929 --> 00:47:23,132
Why don't you and your lady come or
hang out with us and our folks?
887
00:47:23,224 --> 00:47:25,133
Let me check my Palm Pilot.
888
00:47:26,311 --> 00:47:27,804
Look like I ain't doin' shit.
889
00:47:27,895 --> 00:47:29,010
Bring a bunch of bitches--
890
00:47:29,105 --> 00:47:31,856
I'm talking about
a busload of them hos if you can.
891
00:47:31,941 --> 00:47:35,144
I was gonna get drunk and watch
The Grinch. so I'll be there.
892
00:47:35,236 --> 00:47:37,857
I'll get the address from y'all later.
I'll see you later, too.
893
00:47:37,947 --> 00:47:39,655
Yo, yo, player, hold up.
894
00:47:39,740 --> 00:47:41,283
Never know
what I might need this for.
895
00:47:41,367 --> 00:47:44,368
Might want to shave.
Might want to shave somebody else!
896
00:47:44,454 --> 00:47:45,996
Never know.
897
00:47:47,290 --> 00:47:48,784
I like that nigga! I like him!
898
00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:51,710
Look, that's real pimpin'.
Now, that's pimpin'.
899
00:47:51,794 --> 00:47:53,751
Get off his dick, Day-Day.
900
00:47:55,047 --> 00:47:56,672
What do you want
for Christmas, young fella?
901
00:47:56,758 --> 00:47:59,877
I want a X-Box with all the games,
all the new gear,
902
00:47:59,969 --> 00:48:02,341
a new Lexus
with a banging system
903
00:48:02,430 --> 00:48:03,972
and chrome feet on it.
904
00:48:05,266 --> 00:48:07,389
Here's my address, Mr. Jones.
905
00:48:07,477 --> 00:48:09,553
Mr. Jones?
906
00:48:09,645 --> 00:48:11,685
No, Santa.
907
00:48:11,772 --> 00:48:14,061
- I'm Santa.
- Bullshit! You Mr. Jones.
908
00:48:14,150 --> 00:48:17,104
I know where you live, too,
so I expect everything by tomorrow.
909
00:48:17,195 --> 00:48:18,226
You feel me?
910
00:48:18,321 --> 00:48:20,729
Put everything in my mom's name.
911
00:48:20,823 --> 00:48:23,196
He don't look like no reindeer,
he look like a pit bull.
912
00:48:23,284 --> 00:48:24,743
Giddy-up, pit bull.
913
00:48:24,827 --> 00:48:28,611
You better stop jumping up and down
before I have to bite your little ass.
914
00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:30,995
Can you lock your jaws
and shake like a pit bull?
915
00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:33,076
Yeah. Want me to show you?
916
00:48:33,169 --> 00:48:35,920
My brother said if a pit bull
locks his jaws like that,
917
00:48:36,005 --> 00:48:38,128
you're supposed to do this to him...
918
00:48:40,676 --> 00:48:43,428
I didn't have to take anything.
lt was all her. Come on, man.
919
00:48:43,512 --> 00:48:45,470
Take her! Let me go! Come on!
920
00:48:47,266 --> 00:48:50,054
- Later, Moly.
- Okay, buddy, take care.
921
00:48:50,144 --> 00:48:51,887
A-Team!
922
00:48:52,855 --> 00:48:55,773
# Bad boys!
What you gonna do? #
923
00:48:55,858 --> 00:48:57,898
Dodo! Good job, buddy.
924
00:48:57,985 --> 00:48:59,645
- Thanks.
- You, too, Clyde.
925
00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:02,655
- Take lunch, one half-hour.
- That's cool right there.
926
00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:04,234
Don't be late.
927
00:49:06,702 --> 00:49:08,446
That's a dirty motherfucker.
928
00:49:08,538 --> 00:49:10,447
He blowin' smoke in our face
on the first arrest?
929
00:49:10,540 --> 00:49:11,619
That's bullshit.
930
00:49:11,707 --> 00:49:14,245
I told you there ain't no future
in being a company man.
931
00:49:14,335 --> 00:49:16,826
- Let's just go to lunch.
- Let's go. I'm hungry.
932
00:49:18,131 --> 00:49:19,755
Ain't that...
933
00:49:19,841 --> 00:49:22,213
Get them niggas! Come on, sugars!
934
00:49:22,302 --> 00:49:24,792
- Come on and get them!
- Dude, I think--
935
00:49:24,887 --> 00:49:27,841
Represent for your mama.
That's what I'm talking about.
936
00:49:30,434 --> 00:49:33,104
I'm gonna
bust in your head, boy!
937
00:49:39,444 --> 00:49:40,688
Run!
938
00:49:41,988 --> 00:49:44,609
Come back here!
939
00:49:44,699 --> 00:49:46,941
Go, man, go!
940
00:49:55,293 --> 00:49:57,285
Run, Day-Day! Run!
941
00:49:59,714 --> 00:50:02,501
Good kind of ass whipping!
942
00:50:02,592 --> 00:50:04,549
A whole lot of ass whipping!
943
00:50:08,973 --> 00:50:10,551
These fools went down the alley!
944
00:50:14,395 --> 00:50:16,684
- Watch out! Watch out!
- Slow down!
945
00:50:17,774 --> 00:50:20,099
Yo, Big Pimpin', can you hide us?
946
00:50:20,193 --> 00:50:22,565
What's happenin'? Oh, yeah.
I'm good in a crisis. Hold on.
947
00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:23,898
Donna, code red.
948
00:50:23,988 --> 00:50:25,530
Come on, in the back.
949
00:50:31,245 --> 00:50:33,238
Sure has been
a lot of work today, player.
950
00:50:33,331 --> 00:50:35,786
Pimping ain't easy but--
can I help you, player?
951
00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:36,906
No!
952
00:50:37,001 --> 00:50:38,994
No? Well, this ain't the Baby Gap.
953
00:50:39,086 --> 00:50:40,497
Get your fake ass out of my way!
954
00:50:40,588 --> 00:50:43,043
Oh, this is bullshit.
955
00:50:43,132 --> 00:50:45,291
I'm in between
a pimp and a hard place.
956
00:50:46,552 --> 00:50:51,464
Donna! Man down!
1 1-30! Pimp in distress!
957
00:50:51,557 --> 00:50:53,135
Oh, Lord, where the hell is Donna?
958
00:50:53,226 --> 00:50:55,432
- Can I help you?
- Yo, move!
959
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,975
- Who do you think you are?
- What's your problem? Move!
960
00:50:58,064 --> 00:51:00,222
- I can't let you back there.
- Why? Who back there?
961
00:51:00,316 --> 00:51:01,395
Did you hear me?!
962
00:51:01,484 --> 00:51:04,057
Go, go, go!
963
00:51:09,283 --> 00:51:11,774
Come on, come on!
964
00:51:15,206 --> 00:51:16,581
Let's go.
965
00:51:24,257 --> 00:51:27,127
What you doing? Get back!
966
00:51:28,135 --> 00:51:30,175
They in one of these stores
or somethin'.
967
00:51:30,263 --> 00:51:32,469
- Check over there.
- Come on.
968
00:51:36,853 --> 00:51:38,347
Go! Go! Go!
969
00:51:38,437 --> 00:51:40,015
Let's jump. Let's jump.
970
00:51:51,701 --> 00:51:54,986
Yo, Moly! I heard
you hired two security guards
971
00:51:55,079 --> 00:51:57,202
that's been harassing
my grandmother and things.
972
00:51:57,290 --> 00:51:58,488
Two new guys--Clyde and Dodo.
973
00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:01,287
You remember what we did
to the last security guards?
974
00:52:01,377 --> 00:52:03,286
Yes, I do, buddy.
975
00:52:03,379 --> 00:52:07,329
When you see them,
you tell them we said this...
976
00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:09,998
Help! Somebody, help me!
Help me, please!
977
00:52:10,094 --> 00:52:11,802
Somebody, help me, please!
978
00:52:13,723 --> 00:52:15,881
Did you see
what they just did to Moly?
979
00:52:15,975 --> 00:52:17,968
They gonna kick our ass
when they catch us.
980
00:52:18,060 --> 00:52:20,136
That's why
they ain't gonna catch us.
981
00:52:24,025 --> 00:52:25,649
Where them rent-a-cops at, huh?
982
00:52:27,820 --> 00:52:31,070
What you looking at, old man?
Mind your own fuckin' business.
983
00:52:31,157 --> 00:52:33,612
Come on. Let's just jump
on Moly's car.
984
00:52:33,701 --> 00:52:35,195
Craig, I'm scared, man.
985
00:52:35,286 --> 00:52:37,859
So what? Me, too.
986
00:52:40,917 --> 00:52:41,948
Oh, fuck this.
987
00:52:42,043 --> 00:52:45,079
I'm not about to get my motherfuckin'
ass kicked over no job!
988
00:52:45,171 --> 00:52:47,329
You smart as a motherfucker today.
989
00:52:48,591 --> 00:52:50,002
Shit.
990
00:52:51,427 --> 00:52:52,708
This way.
991
00:52:54,180 --> 00:52:55,923
Oh, shit!
992
00:52:58,726 --> 00:53:00,885
Wow! Oh, my God!
993
00:53:00,979 --> 00:53:02,722
Damn!
994
00:53:04,065 --> 00:53:07,185
Someone call 91 1 !
995
00:53:07,276 --> 00:53:10,063
Moly, you got knocked
the fuck out!
996
00:53:10,154 --> 00:53:13,072
Oh, good observation, buddy.
Where were you, buddy, huh?
997
00:53:13,157 --> 00:53:14,782
We was on our lunch break.
998
00:53:14,867 --> 00:53:17,785
Trying to get something to eat
so we could secure this nasty-ass lot.
999
00:53:17,870 --> 00:53:20,112
Good, you were eating
while I was getting beating.
1000
00:53:20,206 --> 00:53:22,779
Look like somebody beat the bricks
off your motherfucking ass.
1001
00:53:22,875 --> 00:53:24,535
You're supposed to be
security guard, no?
1002
00:53:24,627 --> 00:53:26,335
We are security. Ain't that a bitch?
1003
00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:28,081
We are security guards.
1004
00:53:29,257 --> 00:53:30,799
Oh, no, not anymore.
You're both fired.
1005
00:53:30,883 --> 00:53:32,294
Oh, man!
1006
00:53:32,385 --> 00:53:33,713
Man, what the fuck?
1007
00:53:33,803 --> 00:53:35,048
Oh, hell, no!
1008
00:53:35,138 --> 00:53:37,925
We just got this job!
How you gonna fire us?
1009
00:53:38,016 --> 00:53:41,016
- Turn over your whistles.
- We need to be whipping his ass now.
1010
00:53:44,939 --> 00:53:47,477
- Whip his ass, daddy!
- I'll sue you.
1011
00:53:47,567 --> 00:53:50,140
- Whip him!
- Just give me the whistle.
1012
00:53:50,236 --> 00:53:53,320
- Give him his whistle, Craig.
- Go on and blow that!
1013
00:53:53,406 --> 00:53:56,407
- Take your stinky-ass whistle!
- Good, Dodo. Now it's dirty.
1014
00:53:56,492 --> 00:53:59,197
Get out of here!
1015
00:53:59,287 --> 00:54:01,326
- L'claim!
- Take your flies!
1016
00:54:01,414 --> 00:54:03,157
I hope your camel
got a ticket outside.
1017
00:54:03,249 --> 00:54:04,909
Get outta here!
1018
00:54:05,001 --> 00:54:07,492
Daddy, do something!
What you gonna do?
1019
00:54:07,587 --> 00:54:09,829
Can't just come up
in here like that!
1020
00:54:09,922 --> 00:54:11,298
Oh, I got it, I got it!
1021
00:54:11,382 --> 00:54:14,833
Y'all stick around here. Yeah, boy!
1022
00:54:19,432 --> 00:54:22,516
Damn, you a better snitch
than we is, Uncle Willie.
1023
00:54:22,602 --> 00:54:24,179
Yeah, boy!
1024
00:54:24,270 --> 00:54:26,061
Yeah, boy!
1025
00:54:26,147 --> 00:54:27,262
Help!
1026
00:54:28,441 --> 00:54:29,520
Help me, please!
1027
00:54:29,609 --> 00:54:31,815
Somebody, help me, please!
1028
00:54:31,903 --> 00:54:34,524
So, Craig, you gonna
still have the party tonight?
1029
00:54:34,614 --> 00:54:37,864
I don't know. I'm not
even in the spirit no more.
1030
00:54:37,950 --> 00:54:40,406
Don't let nobody ever take
your spirit away from you!
1031
00:54:40,495 --> 00:54:42,653
lt's Christmas!
Supposed to be happy!
1032
00:54:42,789 --> 00:54:44,366
That's right, baby.
1033
00:54:44,457 --> 00:54:46,995
Listen, it's not what you get,
it's how you feel.
1034
00:54:47,084 --> 00:54:48,958
You want us
to bring some ribs tonight?
1035
00:54:49,045 --> 00:54:50,788
No. I'm sick of ribs.
1036
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:52,789
So what we gonna do, man?
1037
00:55:04,936 --> 00:55:06,975
Now. willie everybody
was just worried
1038
00:55:07,063 --> 00:55:08,972
about getting they boogie on.
1039
00:55:09,065 --> 00:55:11,556
me and Day-Day
still had a problem to solve.
1040
00:55:11,651 --> 00:55:16,028
That's when I came up
with the perfect idea--
1041
00:55:16,114 --> 00:55:17,394
a rent party.
1042
00:55:17,490 --> 00:55:19,281
We'd just change
everybody in the 'hood
1043
00:55:19,367 --> 00:55:21,988
to come kick it with us.
you know!
1044
00:55:34,424 --> 00:55:35,752
Elroy, this stuff is weak.
1045
00:55:35,842 --> 00:55:38,214
What the hell else you got? Damn!
1046
00:55:38,302 --> 00:55:39,678
There you go.
1047
00:55:56,863 --> 00:55:58,025
Aw!
1048
00:55:58,114 --> 00:55:59,229
Damn!
1049
00:55:59,323 --> 00:56:03,024
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
jingle bells, noogah!
1050
00:56:03,119 --> 00:56:04,364
Hey!
1051
00:56:04,454 --> 00:56:06,612
Hey, hey, it's good
to see you, baby!
1052
00:56:08,875 --> 00:56:11,662
Hey, man, I feel good. How y'all?
1053
00:56:11,752 --> 00:56:15,750
Everybody, Merry Christmas,
noogah, from Pinky, noogah!
1054
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,085
Hey, look here, look here.
1055
00:56:17,175 --> 00:56:19,463
No hard feelings about
what happened out at the shop.
1056
00:56:19,552 --> 00:56:22,125
Everything's copastetic, noogah.
1057
00:56:22,221 --> 00:56:25,804
Every time I see you,
you're talking about the same shit.
1058
00:56:25,892 --> 00:56:28,098
Be straight, man!
Merry Christmas.
1059
00:56:28,186 --> 00:56:29,514
Check this out, man.
1060
00:56:29,604 --> 00:56:31,561
Since you got a lot
of money in your man-purse,
1061
00:56:31,647 --> 00:56:34,732
we doing a little kick-in party,
so I'm gonna need you to kick in.
1062
00:56:34,817 --> 00:56:37,273
I got something for you
that's better than money.
1063
00:56:37,362 --> 00:56:38,737
Better than money?
1064
00:56:38,821 --> 00:56:41,063
I brought you and Day-Day
a little somethin'-somethin'!
1065
00:56:41,157 --> 00:56:43,114
- Check it out!
- Better than money?
1066
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,783
Ladies, come on in and say hi
to my friend Craig, noogah!
1067
00:56:48,414 --> 00:56:49,577
This is Mo' Wet.
1068
00:56:49,665 --> 00:56:50,864
How you doing?
1069
00:56:50,958 --> 00:56:53,628
Oh, yeah, show him
what you're working with.
1070
00:56:53,711 --> 00:56:56,961
Shake it! Shake it!
1071
00:56:57,048 --> 00:56:58,756
Right here is
one of my little Spice Girls.
1072
00:56:58,841 --> 00:57:01,332
I calls her ''Cinnamon.''
1073
00:57:01,427 --> 00:57:02,708
Cinnamon, huh?
1074
00:57:02,803 --> 00:57:04,962
You so cute.
1075
00:57:05,056 --> 00:57:07,463
Do it again, do it again.
I ain't playin'.
1076
00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:09,847
She been on Soun Train. noogah!
1077
00:57:09,936 --> 00:57:13,055
And last but not least,
this is Lollipop.
1078
00:57:13,147 --> 00:57:14,178
I calls her Lollipop!
1079
00:57:14,273 --> 00:57:16,017
Hey, baby.
1080
00:57:16,108 --> 00:57:18,350
Whoo, Lordy!
1081
00:57:18,444 --> 00:57:21,398
Uh, look here, uh...
1082
00:57:22,073 --> 00:57:24,611
- Lollipop is all mine.
- All right. That's cool.
1083
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:26,989
Hey, Day-Day!
1084
00:57:27,078 --> 00:57:29,236
Hold this for me, baby.
1085
00:57:29,330 --> 00:57:30,409
Day-Day, what's up?!
1086
00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:35,073
Hey, you better watch
that jheri-curl juice!
1087
00:57:35,169 --> 00:57:36,628
Damn, Pinky! Shit!
1088
00:57:36,712 --> 00:57:38,670
Boy, you look good, man!
1089
00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:40,250
Merry Christmas, boy!
1090
00:57:40,341 --> 00:57:42,797
We still slinging records
out there at the shop.
1091
00:57:42,885 --> 00:57:44,083
We miss you down there!
1092
00:57:44,178 --> 00:57:46,254
Man, I know y'all do.
Why'd you fire me, Pink?
1093
00:57:46,347 --> 00:57:49,348
I had to! You was always late, fool!
1094
00:57:49,433 --> 00:57:50,631
Say it again!
1095
00:57:50,768 --> 00:57:51,883
Say it again!
1096
00:58:00,403 --> 00:58:02,146
Damn, girl, you eating again?
1097
00:58:06,701 --> 00:58:08,278
What's up O.G., triple O.G.?
1098
00:58:08,369 --> 00:58:10,492
- What's up?
- How you doing, man?
1099
00:58:10,580 --> 00:58:11,694
Everything all right?
1100
00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:13,616
- I'm cool, dawg.
- Good.
1101
00:58:13,708 --> 00:58:17,622
Got my shank in case
shit jump off in this motherfucker.
1102
00:58:17,712 --> 00:58:20,203
Relax, homey, ain't nothin'
about to jump off in here.
1103
00:58:20,298 --> 00:58:22,540
That's my people, man!
That's my folks.
1104
00:58:22,633 --> 00:58:24,626
My grandma, my uncle.
1105
00:58:27,346 --> 00:58:29,920
What you need to do, man,
is grab one of these females
1106
00:58:30,016 --> 00:58:31,427
and get your boogie on.
1107
00:58:31,517 --> 00:58:33,806
I don't want to dance
with none of these hos.
1108
00:58:33,895 --> 00:58:35,140
You're a fool.
1109
00:58:37,231 --> 00:58:39,557
Ooh, what's up?
1110
00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:41,477
Merry Christmas.
1111
00:58:41,569 --> 00:58:42,814
Who is that?
1112
00:58:42,904 --> 00:58:44,149
How are you?
1113
00:58:44,238 --> 00:58:45,732
Oh, I'm all right.
1114
00:58:45,823 --> 00:58:46,854
You look great.
1115
00:58:46,949 --> 00:58:50,484
That's, uh, that's Donna.
1116
00:58:50,578 --> 00:58:52,321
You the greenest
little troll I ever seen!
1117
00:58:52,413 --> 00:58:54,739
Who the nigga she with?
1118
00:58:54,832 --> 00:58:56,374
That's just Money Mike.
1119
00:58:56,459 --> 00:58:59,875
Little Lucky Charms,
little micro-mini pimp.
1120
00:58:59,962 --> 00:59:02,584
Oh, that nigga look
magically delicious, nigga.
1121
00:59:02,673 --> 00:59:04,251
That's right.
1122
00:59:04,342 --> 00:59:05,456
Perm and shit.
1123
00:59:05,551 --> 00:59:07,046
Craig, look who here!
1124
00:59:07,136 --> 00:59:09,923
Yeah, bring him over here.
Bring his ass right here.
1125
00:59:10,014 --> 00:59:12,470
Oh, man, thanks
for coming through, man.
1126
00:59:12,558 --> 00:59:14,218
I appreciate that.
1127
00:59:14,310 --> 00:59:15,935
No problem.
Thanks for inviting us.
1128
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:19,436
We had to show y'all some love
after what y'all did for us at the store.
1129
00:59:19,524 --> 00:59:21,148
Don't she look good?
1130
00:59:21,234 --> 00:59:23,107
lntroduce me to your friend, Craig.
1131
00:59:23,194 --> 00:59:26,645
Oh, that's Money Mike.
1132
00:59:26,739 --> 00:59:28,399
- That's Donna.
- Hi. Merry Christmas.
1133
00:59:28,491 --> 00:59:30,982
This Damon. He live downstairs.
1134
00:59:32,537 --> 00:59:35,206
That was like The Matrix!
1135
00:59:35,289 --> 00:59:37,959
Got some testosterone problems.
1136
00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:40,711
Why don't you go get me
something to drink, please?
1137
00:59:40,795 --> 00:59:42,123
Thank you.
1138
00:59:42,213 --> 00:59:44,170
- Where is it?
- Right through here.
1139
00:59:46,509 --> 00:59:47,540
No, no.
1140
00:59:50,388 --> 00:59:52,926
Like to dislocated my shoulder.
1141
00:59:53,015 --> 00:59:56,100
Yo, homey, you ever been to the pen?
1142
00:59:56,185 --> 01:00:01,310
Hell, no, but thanks for asking.
Won't bother asking you, though.
1143
01:00:01,399 --> 01:00:04,316
- Uh, Craig?
- Yeah.
1144
01:00:04,402 --> 01:00:05,730
Where your bathroom at, player?
1145
01:00:05,820 --> 01:00:07,563
I got to piss
like a Russian racehorse
1146
01:00:07,655 --> 01:00:10,111
at the Kentucky Derby
with a glue truck behind him.
1147
01:00:13,619 --> 01:00:14,995
Yo, it's right through there.
1148
01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:17,570
I got to pee diddy! About to get it on.
1149
01:00:17,665 --> 01:00:19,872
Hey, don't piss on the seat.
1150
01:00:29,677 --> 01:00:31,966
What's up, O.G., triple O.G.?
1151
01:00:32,054 --> 01:00:33,679
You got that look in your eye.
1152
01:00:33,765 --> 01:00:35,887
Fresh fish on the line, nigga.
1153
01:00:35,975 --> 01:00:37,932
Ain't nothin' like that shit.
1154
01:00:41,522 --> 01:00:43,847
Yeah, baby! Yeah!
1155
01:00:45,026 --> 01:00:48,561
Have to drink a little bit more water.
Smell like ammonia in this bitch.
1156
01:00:48,655 --> 01:00:50,314
Come on. There you go.
1157
01:00:52,158 --> 01:00:54,945
One at a time, player, one at a time.
1158
01:00:55,036 --> 01:00:56,696
Busy right now,
working with a monster.
1159
01:00:56,787 --> 01:00:58,496
You know what this is, new booty!
1160
01:00:58,581 --> 01:01:00,455
- New booty?
- Don't fight the shit.
1161
01:01:00,541 --> 01:01:02,036
- Fight what shit?
- Let it happen.
1162
01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:04,249
Let what happen?
What the hell you doing?
1163
01:01:04,337 --> 01:01:06,828
Phone books? Nigga,
I ain't even in the phone book.
1164
01:01:06,923 --> 01:01:10,339
This ain't funny, nigga.
I'll bitch-slap your ass.
1165
01:01:10,426 --> 01:01:11,707
Come on, I ain't playin'.
1166
01:01:11,802 --> 01:01:14,293
No!
1167
01:01:15,598 --> 01:01:18,469
Here's my card right here
if y'all ever want to be pimped.
1168
01:01:18,559 --> 01:01:19,674
Day-Day.
1169
01:01:19,769 --> 01:01:22,805
Better not let Pinky see that shit.
We ought to give it to him, though.
1170
01:01:22,897 --> 01:01:24,475
That's a barbecue card.
1171
01:01:24,565 --> 01:01:27,519
Don't give a fuck. That's where
I'm pimping, out of the barbecue place.
1172
01:01:27,610 --> 01:01:30,979
Come and get
barbecue-slapped. Shit.
1173
01:01:33,032 --> 01:01:35,488
Sneaky son of a bitch.
1174
01:01:35,576 --> 01:01:37,450
Damn, he's been
in there a long time.
1175
01:01:37,537 --> 01:01:38,995
I told you he was sick.
1176
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,286
He might be in there
throwing up anything.
1177
01:01:41,374 --> 01:01:43,034
Why don't we just step in here?
1178
01:01:43,125 --> 01:01:44,952
We can sit down
and wait for him in here.
1179
01:01:46,295 --> 01:01:47,754
All right.
1180
01:01:57,348 --> 01:02:00,764
You got a nice room here.
Pretty clean for a bachelor.
1181
01:02:00,852 --> 01:02:04,434
I got a nice bed, too.
Wanna try it?
1182
01:02:04,522 --> 01:02:07,309
- You funny, huh?
- I'm not trying to be funny.
1183
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,436
I'm trying to spread
a little holiday cheer,
1184
01:02:10,528 --> 01:02:13,019
get close to you.
1185
01:02:15,533 --> 01:02:18,534
So, what brings you to California
1186
01:02:18,619 --> 01:02:21,704
with this little
half-a-Prince motherfucker?
1187
01:02:21,789 --> 01:02:23,865
You know, I ask myself
that same question.
1188
01:02:23,958 --> 01:02:26,829
What am I doing way out here,
1189
01:02:26,919 --> 01:02:32,044
away from my family
this time of year?
1190
01:02:32,133 --> 01:02:35,003
But it's just hard.
1191
01:02:35,094 --> 01:02:37,502
Shit, just leave.
1192
01:02:37,597 --> 01:02:40,088
You don't understand.
lt's not that easy.
1193
01:02:41,309 --> 01:02:44,013
I mean, he got you
all the way out here
1194
01:02:44,103 --> 01:02:47,686
so he can, you know,
mistreat you,
1195
01:02:47,774 --> 01:02:49,565
do all them things to you--
1196
01:02:49,650 --> 01:02:51,939
you know, I want
to do some things to you
1197
01:02:52,028 --> 01:02:53,937
that, um...
1198
01:02:54,989 --> 01:02:57,480
You sure you don't want
to just, like, lean back?
1199
01:02:57,575 --> 01:02:59,781
What you think?
1200
01:03:02,747 --> 01:03:04,027
No!
1201
01:03:04,123 --> 01:03:05,451
Don't do it!
1202
01:03:05,541 --> 01:03:06,870
You got some condoms?
1203
01:03:06,959 --> 01:03:09,166
Day-Day, get the hell out of here!
1204
01:03:09,253 --> 01:03:11,875
You know damn well you got
all the rubbers in your--
1205
01:03:11,964 --> 01:03:14,800
Get the fuck out of here!
1206
01:03:14,884 --> 01:03:16,675
She liked me anyway, didn't you?
1207
01:03:17,803 --> 01:03:19,002
You're a trip.
1208
01:03:19,097 --> 01:03:21,588
You know what? Don't pay
no attention to Day-Day.
1209
01:03:21,683 --> 01:03:24,138
- That boy, he just a fool.
- You know what?
1210
01:03:24,227 --> 01:03:27,181
Let's just go before
Mike comes busting in on us.
1211
01:03:28,189 --> 01:03:32,056
And, Craig, a word of advice--
you should get a lock on this door.
1212
01:03:34,028 --> 01:03:36,068
I ain't never gonna get no pussy.
1213
01:03:37,198 --> 01:03:39,949
What if I tried to get
a lock right now and just--
1214
01:03:41,786 --> 01:03:43,066
All right. God!
1215
01:03:44,163 --> 01:03:46,833
- Come on out of there!
- Pop, what's the matter?
1216
01:03:46,916 --> 01:03:48,197
Who's in the bathroom?
1217
01:03:48,292 --> 01:03:50,083
That eggnog about
to kick back up on me.
1218
01:03:50,169 --> 01:03:51,450
You know I got them bad guts.
1219
01:03:51,546 --> 01:03:53,787
Man, Pops gotta boo-boo, come on!
1220
01:03:53,881 --> 01:03:55,506
Don't tell everybody!
1221
01:03:55,592 --> 01:03:57,133
Hey, you know what?
1222
01:03:57,218 --> 01:03:59,590
The lady will let you
use it downstairs, the landlady.
1223
01:03:59,679 --> 01:04:00,710
Miss Pearly.
1224
01:04:00,805 --> 01:04:03,047
Go on down. She'll let you use it.
1225
01:04:03,141 --> 01:04:04,968
Come on out of there, man!
1226
01:04:07,395 --> 01:04:08,854
Honey, where you going?
1227
01:04:08,938 --> 01:04:11,227
I'll be right back. Oh, boy!
1228
01:04:34,255 --> 01:04:36,331
All right!
1229
01:04:37,425 --> 01:04:39,002
All right!
1230
01:04:39,093 --> 01:04:42,129
I'm Craig's daddy--Willie Jones.
1231
01:04:42,221 --> 01:04:44,843
As you know, we're having
a little get-together upstairs,
1232
01:04:44,932 --> 01:04:47,055
and the bathrooms are jammed.
1233
01:04:47,143 --> 01:04:48,851
I like the way you got that lined up.
1234
01:04:48,936 --> 01:04:50,561
Mind if I use yours?
1235
01:04:50,771 --> 01:04:52,052
No. Come on in.
1236
01:04:52,148 --> 01:04:54,354
- Where's it at?
- Down the hall.
1237
01:04:54,442 --> 01:04:55,853
Thank you.
1238
01:05:00,406 --> 01:05:02,233
All right, there we go.
1239
01:05:04,911 --> 01:05:07,532
There we go. About time.
1240
01:05:07,622 --> 01:05:09,947
Oh, just what I needed so bad.
1241
01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:14,079
Yeah, there it is.
1242
01:05:21,761 --> 01:05:22,875
How you doing?
1243
01:05:22,970 --> 01:05:25,640
Show me what you working with.
1244
01:05:25,723 --> 01:05:28,048
- Oh, damn!
- What's wrong with you, fool?
1245
01:05:28,142 --> 01:05:29,850
That's my woman you're dancing with.
1246
01:05:29,936 --> 01:05:31,809
Hey, fool, your woman's
freaking with me!
1247
01:05:31,896 --> 01:05:33,307
I bought them titties!
1248
01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:34,643
What's wrong with you?
1249
01:05:34,899 --> 01:05:36,441
I'll bust a cap right in your fat ass.
1250
01:05:36,525 --> 01:05:37,770
Don't mess up the party, Elroy.
1251
01:05:37,860 --> 01:05:40,778
Dance with me, dance with me.
Come on, dance with me.
1252
01:05:46,619 --> 01:05:48,243
Did you pee on me?
1253
01:05:48,329 --> 01:05:51,449
Wake your bitch-ass up,
Lucky Charms.
1254
01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:54,031
I like my fish wet and squirmy.
1255
01:05:54,126 --> 01:05:57,460
I thought I was dreaming.
You almost drowned me, nigga.
1256
01:05:57,547 --> 01:06:00,002
Oh, you dreaming. This a wet dream.
1257
01:06:00,091 --> 01:06:02,463
Wet dream?
Wait a minute, I'm a pimp!
1258
01:06:02,552 --> 01:06:04,628
You lost your mind? What the hell?!
1259
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:05,800
Am I in prison?
1260
01:06:05,888 --> 01:06:07,797
Donna! Pimp down!
1261
01:06:10,726 --> 01:06:13,348
You got a lot of balls!
1262
01:06:14,855 --> 01:06:18,556
Pimpin', pimpin', pimpin'!
1263
01:06:22,780 --> 01:06:25,105
You was just gonna take it,
wasn't you? Hmm?
1264
01:06:25,199 --> 01:06:27,156
You thought I was
play-pimping, didn't you?
1265
01:06:27,243 --> 01:06:28,986
Yeah, okay, okay.
1266
01:06:32,582 --> 01:06:34,491
- Could you just let me go?
- Say something.
1267
01:06:34,584 --> 01:06:37,253
I was just playing with you.
1268
01:06:37,336 --> 01:06:39,329
I was playing with you, dawg.
1269
01:06:39,422 --> 01:06:40,964
I was playing, man, okay?
1270
01:06:41,049 --> 01:06:43,337
I'm a nice guy
when you get to know me.
1271
01:06:43,426 --> 01:06:46,296
Shut up! What the hell
you talking about?
1272
01:06:46,387 --> 01:06:49,174
I am a boy!
1273
01:06:49,265 --> 01:06:53,097
You are not in prison
anymore, Damon!
1274
01:06:53,186 --> 01:06:55,012
That's not how we do it!
1275
01:06:56,772 --> 01:07:00,556
Say, noog! This is Pinky, noogah!
Look, I got to go pee-pee!
1276
01:07:00,651 --> 01:07:03,771
Uh, Damon, are you a music lover?
1277
01:07:03,863 --> 01:07:06,484
You are? Good. Have you
ever heard of The Nutcracker?
1278
01:07:06,574 --> 01:07:08,816
Oh, shit!
1279
01:07:08,910 --> 01:07:10,487
Have you, huh? Have you heard it?
1280
01:07:10,578 --> 01:07:11,906
Huh? Huh?
1281
01:07:11,996 --> 01:07:14,487
Yes. Yes.
1282
01:07:16,125 --> 01:07:19,708
# Crunching on your balls
in a one-horse open sleigh... #
1283
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,210
Mom, what's the matter?
1284
01:07:25,301 --> 01:07:27,543
Where did your father go?
1285
01:07:27,637 --> 01:07:29,843
He just went downstairs
to use the bathroom
1286
01:07:29,931 --> 01:07:31,840
over at Miss Pearly's, the landlady.
1287
01:07:31,933 --> 01:07:36,310
Oh, Miss Pearly. Hmm...
1288
01:07:36,395 --> 01:07:37,593
Excuse me.
1289
01:07:41,025 --> 01:07:42,223
Mama.
1290
01:07:43,319 --> 01:07:45,027
Oh, shit!
1291
01:07:45,113 --> 01:07:46,275
Hey!
1292
01:07:48,157 --> 01:07:51,277
Should be a law against
people with guts like mine.
1293
01:07:51,369 --> 01:07:53,907
That was a monster--
Why it so dark in here, baby?
1294
01:07:53,996 --> 01:07:55,870
What are you about to do,
pray or something?
1295
01:07:55,957 --> 01:07:58,198
Did your son tell you I said hi?
1296
01:08:00,294 --> 01:08:02,086
No. Pertaining to what?
1297
01:08:02,171 --> 01:08:04,958
Your son Craig
ain't paid his rent this month,
1298
01:08:05,049 --> 01:08:08,169
and I'm about to throw him
out on his ass tomorrow.
1299
01:08:08,260 --> 01:08:10,716
So how much do you
really love your boy?
1300
01:08:10,805 --> 01:08:14,387
Not enough to pay his fucking rent.
I have enough trouble paying my own!
1301
01:08:14,475 --> 01:08:17,310
I'm not talking about rent,
Willie Jones.
1302
01:08:17,395 --> 01:08:19,553
Well, what you talking about,
Miss Pearly?
1303
01:08:19,647 --> 01:08:21,770
I'm talking about these nuts!
1304
01:08:24,151 --> 01:08:26,477
You're gonna give me
some of this dick today!
1305
01:08:26,571 --> 01:08:28,362
I don't even know you, woman!
1306
01:08:28,448 --> 01:08:30,274
I heard they call you
''Sweet-Dick Willie.''
1307
01:08:30,366 --> 01:08:31,564
- Who, me?
- Yeah!
1308
01:08:31,659 --> 01:08:33,402
- You heard that, huh?
- Yeah.
1309
01:08:33,494 --> 01:08:35,452
Yes, baby, I'm a bad mother.
1310
01:08:35,538 --> 01:08:39,037
- Can I have some of it?
- Let me go, woman! Hell, no!
1311
01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:40,239
I don't know you, woman!
1312
01:08:40,334 --> 01:08:41,745
Oh, Sweet-Dick Willie!
1313
01:08:41,836 --> 01:08:44,161
Willie, get your ass off that heifer!
1314
01:08:45,131 --> 01:08:47,622
Daddy, get your ass off that heifer!
1315
01:08:50,511 --> 01:08:52,587
Yeah, pimping!
1316
01:08:54,932 --> 01:08:57,684
That's right.
1317
01:08:57,769 --> 01:08:59,892
Hey, I want everybody back!
1318
01:08:59,979 --> 01:09:02,387
There's gonna be
ball juice everywhere!
1319
01:09:02,481 --> 01:09:04,308
Everybody get back!
1320
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,729
Get back in the house!
1321
01:09:07,361 --> 01:09:09,817
Don't take anybody!
1322
01:09:10,990 --> 01:09:12,698
Y'all get the hell
out of my house!
1323
01:09:12,784 --> 01:09:14,657
My dick wouldn't get hard!
1324
01:09:14,744 --> 01:09:16,535
Whip his ass, Mama!
1325
01:09:16,621 --> 01:09:19,194
Miss Pearly, you ain't right,
trying to give my daddy V.D.
1326
01:09:19,290 --> 01:09:21,283
I'm calling the police on y'all, fool!
1327
01:09:21,375 --> 01:09:23,617
Well, get that lined up,
too, first, bitch!
1328
01:09:23,711 --> 01:09:25,040
Go to hell!
1329
01:09:25,129 --> 01:09:28,213
Player. Player!
1330
01:09:28,299 --> 01:09:29,378
What's going on?
1331
01:09:29,467 --> 01:09:30,546
Ain't nothin', player.
1332
01:09:30,635 --> 01:09:32,592
Thanks for inviting me. I appreciate it.
1333
01:09:32,678 --> 01:09:33,758
Donna, get the car.
1334
01:09:33,846 --> 01:09:35,340
Come on, player.
1335
01:09:35,431 --> 01:09:37,139
Hey, them my vise grips, man!
1336
01:09:37,225 --> 01:09:40,843
Yeah, that's his nuts, too.
You can have them both back!
1337
01:09:40,937 --> 01:09:42,680
Look, I'm just saying, man,
1338
01:09:42,772 --> 01:09:44,764
let him go, and there
won't be no hard feelings.
1339
01:09:44,857 --> 01:09:45,937
No hard feelings?
1340
01:09:46,025 --> 01:09:48,018
Have you ever seen
a rottweiler bite a chihuahua?
1341
01:09:48,110 --> 01:09:49,486
No.
1342
01:09:49,570 --> 01:09:52,144
Me, neither, but it
ain't pretty, I'm sure of it.
1343
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:53,983
Now you hold on
till I get in the car.
1344
01:09:54,075 --> 01:09:58,322
Dude, I'm not about to touch
his nuts or them vise grips.
1345
01:09:58,413 --> 01:10:00,535
- Oh, yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.
1346
01:10:00,623 --> 01:10:02,663
- Yes, you are!
- Bullshit.
1347
01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:04,909
You invited me to this party,
ain't that right?
1348
01:10:05,002 --> 01:10:07,672
That's right. Whatever
y'all do, make it quick.
1349
01:10:07,755 --> 01:10:09,795
I think I'm gonna pass out.
1350
01:10:09,882 --> 01:10:10,961
No, no, no--
1351
01:10:11,050 --> 01:10:13,671
lt's your party, your pliers,
his nuts in your hand.
1352
01:10:13,761 --> 01:10:16,217
That's how it's going.
Donna, get the door.
1353
01:10:16,305 --> 01:10:18,179
I'll get the car door.
1354
01:10:19,434 --> 01:10:21,759
Give me a call
when you get a chance.
1355
01:10:21,853 --> 01:10:23,892
Yeah.
1356
01:10:23,980 --> 01:10:25,854
I'll call you.
1357
01:10:25,940 --> 01:10:28,063
Hold on.
1358
01:10:28,150 --> 01:10:30,522
[SlLENTLY] Call me.
1359
01:10:30,611 --> 01:10:31,726
- Hey!
- What?!
1360
01:10:31,821 --> 01:10:33,730
- Can you hear me now?
- Yeah.
1361
01:10:33,823 --> 01:10:35,400
Get these pliers!
1362
01:10:35,491 --> 01:10:36,950
All right. You ready?
1363
01:10:37,035 --> 01:10:38,315
I'm ready. I'm ready.
1364
01:10:38,411 --> 01:10:40,035
- You ready?
- Oh, I'm ready, player.
1365
01:10:40,121 --> 01:10:41,995
On the count of three--
1366
01:10:42,081 --> 01:10:44,240
- Here we go. One...
- On your balls...
1367
01:10:44,333 --> 01:10:45,744
- Two...
- Grab a handful...
1368
01:10:45,835 --> 01:10:47,578
- Three!
- Go!
1369
01:10:48,754 --> 01:10:50,213
Hey!
1370
01:10:50,298 --> 01:10:54,165
Donna, you can't leave me!
Hey, pimp in distress!
1371
01:10:54,260 --> 01:10:56,299
Bitch, I ain't--hold on!
1372
01:10:56,387 --> 01:10:58,925
How the fuck
you gonna leave me?!
1373
01:10:59,015 --> 01:11:01,173
He gonna fuck the lining
out of Little Prince.
1374
01:11:01,267 --> 01:11:04,967
Code 1 1-32--pimp missing!
1375
01:11:09,191 --> 01:11:10,223
What?
1376
01:11:10,318 --> 01:11:11,812
You see that mother?
1377
01:11:11,903 --> 01:11:13,812
That-that's--
1378
01:11:13,905 --> 01:11:16,574
He the one
broke in the apartment!
1379
01:11:34,217 --> 01:11:35,248
You see him?
1380
01:11:35,342 --> 01:11:37,501
Yeah, he just went
through there on the side.
1381
01:11:45,770 --> 01:11:49,104
- You ready?
- I'm not going in there, man.
1382
01:11:49,190 --> 01:11:52,274
Stop being so scary.
All our stuff might be in there.
1383
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:54,981
Why you always
got to be a hero, man?
1384
01:11:55,071 --> 01:11:56,269
Take your--go over there.
1385
01:11:56,364 --> 01:11:59,116
I bet something bite you in the ass.
I'm not going.
1386
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:01,406
No, I don't want
to get bit in the ass.
1387
01:12:01,494 --> 01:12:03,949
Ten more minutes before Christmas.
1388
01:12:04,038 --> 01:12:07,372
Ten more minutes.
That's what I'm talking about.
1389
01:12:07,458 --> 01:12:12,120
Lord have mercy,
I'm tired as a runaway slave.
1390
01:12:12,213 --> 01:12:13,837
Let's see what I got.
1391
01:12:13,923 --> 01:12:16,046
Don't nobody get me nothin', anyway.
1392
01:12:18,011 --> 01:12:19,754
Oh, snap.
1393
01:12:19,846 --> 01:12:22,052
Dada.
I always wanted me a Dada.
1394
01:12:22,140 --> 01:12:23,847
Hell, yeah.
1395
01:12:23,933 --> 01:12:26,768
Extra medium?
Extra medium?
1396
01:12:26,853 --> 01:12:29,889
Hell, got to have something
for the skinny niggas.
1397
01:12:29,981 --> 01:12:32,768
Day-Day, this could be
our last chance.
1398
01:12:32,858 --> 01:12:35,979
You keep your timid ass here.
I'm going to get my shit.
1399
01:12:38,614 --> 01:12:41,188
Yeah, I roll to the club
just like this, baby.
1400
01:12:41,284 --> 01:12:44,487
Santa Claus up here,
grabbing me some wallets,
1401
01:12:44,579 --> 01:12:47,414
cigarette lighters, some car keys.
1402
01:12:47,498 --> 01:12:49,621
Hold it right there, you crack baby!
1403
01:12:49,709 --> 01:12:52,117
Yeah, let's get his ass, Craig!
1404
01:12:53,546 --> 01:12:55,503
Beat him, Craig!
1405
01:12:57,758 --> 01:13:00,843
...break in they house,
hit them with trees!
1406
01:13:06,100 --> 01:13:07,511
Hold him, Day-Day!
1407
01:13:09,312 --> 01:13:10,426
Turn around!
1408
01:13:12,815 --> 01:13:14,393
Ho ho ho, motherfucker!
1409
01:13:17,111 --> 01:13:18,190
Move, Day-Day!
1410
01:13:20,156 --> 01:13:21,354
Damn!
1411
01:13:31,125 --> 01:13:32,583
Damn, Craig! Get his ass!
1412
01:13:32,668 --> 01:13:33,867
Shit!
1413
01:13:38,340 --> 01:13:39,669
Mother!
1414
01:13:39,759 --> 01:13:41,170
Damn it, Craig, get up!
1415
01:13:41,260 --> 01:13:42,885
- Top Flight!
- Get his ass, Day-Day!
1416
01:13:42,971 --> 01:13:44,133
Go!
1417
01:13:51,395 --> 01:13:52,724
Damn!
1418
01:14:03,366 --> 01:14:04,611
Shit!
1419
01:14:05,952 --> 01:14:08,028
I caught you, didn't l?
1420
01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:10,611
Sons of bitches! You don't know
who you're fucking with!
1421
01:14:10,706 --> 01:14:13,197
I'm one of the coldest
niggas in the city!
1422
01:14:13,292 --> 01:14:17,207
Get out of my collard greens
and my mustard greens!
1423
01:14:19,382 --> 01:14:21,790
l'd like to blowed another hole
in one of your asses!
1424
01:14:23,678 --> 01:14:25,302
Dirty sons of bitches!
1425
01:14:34,105 --> 01:14:36,062
Come on out of there!
1426
01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:41,020
Next time, I'm gonna shoot you
in the one that's winking,
1427
01:14:41,112 --> 01:14:42,522
not the one that stink!
1428
01:14:48,077 --> 01:14:49,406
Praise God.
1429
01:14:53,291 --> 01:14:56,078
Yo, dang, man,
what's up with that?!
1430
01:15:11,434 --> 01:15:13,925
I got a calling on y'all's life.
1431
01:15:14,020 --> 01:15:15,977
I'm here to deliver
the word of God, you know?
1432
01:15:16,063 --> 01:15:17,522
Please don't hurt me.
1433
01:15:17,606 --> 01:15:19,683
Beat that ass!
1434
01:15:20,818 --> 01:15:22,811
Get his ass, Craig!
1435
01:15:22,904 --> 01:15:24,980
Wait a minute!
1436
01:15:26,115 --> 01:15:27,360
Go, go, go! Move!
1437
01:15:27,450 --> 01:15:29,526
Get his ass!
1438
01:15:31,162 --> 01:15:32,325
Go, go, go!
1439
01:15:35,416 --> 01:15:36,875
Get out of my house!
1440
01:15:36,959 --> 01:15:38,750
Beat his ass!
1441
01:15:47,261 --> 01:15:48,803
Oh, shit!
1442
01:15:48,888 --> 01:15:50,881
I know you're in there!
1443
01:15:51,933 --> 01:15:53,178
Go, go, go!
1444
01:15:53,268 --> 01:15:55,806
Move, move, move!
1445
01:15:55,895 --> 01:15:58,730
Come on, you two-time haters.
Where you at?
1446
01:15:58,814 --> 01:16:00,013
Y'all know I ain't playin'!
1447
01:16:00,232 --> 01:16:04,526
Come on! Come on!
Respect my gangsta!
1448
01:16:14,747 --> 01:16:15,910
Open the door!
1449
01:16:20,544 --> 01:16:23,332
Fuck, I'll kill y'all.
Take your broke ass home!
1450
01:16:23,422 --> 01:16:25,711
That boy can take a fall!
1451
01:16:29,887 --> 01:16:32,295
Y'all niggas don't know
who you're fucking with!
1452
01:16:38,062 --> 01:16:40,220
I told you I ain't no freak!
1453
01:16:40,314 --> 01:16:43,066
I'll kill one of you young punks!
1454
01:16:46,404 --> 01:16:47,779
Can't catch me, baby.
1455
01:16:47,864 --> 01:16:49,488
Prime time.
1456
01:16:57,332 --> 01:17:00,498
- Damn!
- What the hell?!
1457
01:17:08,509 --> 01:17:09,672
Shit.
1458
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:12,168
Goddamn it, C.W., what did you hit?!
1459
01:17:12,263 --> 01:17:14,754
Man, I think that was a dog, man.
1460
01:17:16,601 --> 01:17:18,427
I ain't playin' with you, noogah!
1461
01:17:18,519 --> 01:17:21,639
Didn't I tell you I was gonna fire you
if you hit something else?
1462
01:17:21,731 --> 01:17:23,391
Nope, I didn't hear that part, Pinky.
1463
01:17:23,483 --> 01:17:27,065
After you hit that little retarded boy
with the fucked-up walk.
1464
01:17:27,153 --> 01:17:30,272
You're costing me money, C.W.
1465
01:17:32,617 --> 01:17:36,199
He's still breathing. Get your ass
back in the car! Oh, noogah...
1466
01:17:36,287 --> 01:17:37,912
All right, motherfucker, let's go.
1467
01:17:37,997 --> 01:17:40,203
Come on, noogah!
1468
01:17:40,291 --> 01:17:42,616
Get your ass
in the car, come on!
1469
01:17:42,710 --> 01:17:44,335
You done hit Santa Claus!
1470
01:17:48,925 --> 01:17:50,502
That was Pinky's limo.
1471
01:17:50,593 --> 01:17:52,965
Look, he hit Santa ass!
1472
01:17:57,516 --> 01:17:59,426
Got your ass! Turn over!
1473
01:18:00,645 --> 01:18:02,388
D.O.A.
1474
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,354
- Should I tell him or you?
- Let's both tell him.
1475
01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:06,765
You got knocked the fuck out!
1476
01:18:06,859 --> 01:18:08,104
Bitch!
1477
01:18:10,738 --> 01:18:12,814
Got his ass!
1478
01:18:21,165 --> 01:18:23,074
- Yo, Day-Day.
- What's up?
1479
01:18:23,167 --> 01:18:25,243
I'm glad we got
our rent money back, baby.
1480
01:18:25,336 --> 01:18:26,960
What are we gonna do
with that fool?
1481
01:18:27,046 --> 01:18:29,418
I don't know. Po-pos will get
his dumb ass sooner or later.
1482
01:18:29,507 --> 01:18:32,627
Ho ho ho, motherfucker!
1483
01:18:32,718 --> 01:18:34,296
There you have it.
1484
01:18:34,387 --> 01:18:37,720
Another Friday gone.
another problem solved.
1485
01:18:39,058 --> 01:18:40,802
Wejust took oun stuff
back to the panty
1486
01:18:40,893 --> 01:18:44,013
and left Santa Claus on the roof
for the police to get.
1487
01:18:44,105 --> 01:18:48,731
Fan as I know.
he's still up thene talking shit.
1488
01:18:48,818 --> 01:18:52,104
Pimp down!
Pimp missing in action!
1489
01:18:52,196 --> 01:18:53,477
And Money Mike.
1490
01:18:53,573 --> 01:18:55,482
you know. he's still
getting chased by Damon
1491
01:18:55,575 --> 01:18:57,069
all through the 'hood.
1492
01:18:57,160 --> 01:19:00,160
There's a loud party upstairs
that's keeping me up.
1493
01:19:00,246 --> 01:19:02,488
Could you please send a unit?
1494
01:19:02,582 --> 01:19:04,658
Miss Peanly kept on hating on us.
1495
01:19:04,750 --> 01:19:07,538
We didn't even cane.
We kept on partying.
1496
01:19:07,628 --> 01:19:10,084
My uncle got drunk
and eventually passed out.
1497
01:19:10,172 --> 01:19:11,833
And look at Pops--
1498
01:19:11,924 --> 01:19:15,174
You know. he showed his ass
till the po-pos came.
1499
01:19:15,261 --> 01:19:19,472
- Open the door! Let's do this!
- Put down the b-b-b-b-barbecue.
1500
01:19:19,557 --> 01:19:21,348
But all they wanted
was some mone weed.
1501
01:19:21,434 --> 01:19:22,714
So we looked them up.
1502
01:19:22,810 --> 01:19:26,559
and I even kept
Day-Day's dumb ass occupied.
1503
01:19:26,647 --> 01:19:28,142
And a German shepherd mix!
1504
01:19:31,318 --> 01:19:33,856
That's till
my moms walked in on him.
1505
01:19:33,946 --> 01:19:37,280
And me. you know how a player do.
1506
01:19:37,367 --> 01:19:39,573
I convinced Donna
to bring her fine ass
1507
01:19:39,660 --> 01:19:41,119
back to the panty.
1508
01:19:41,203 --> 01:19:42,698
got her in my room.
1509
01:19:42,788 --> 01:19:44,911
slid the dresser
in fnont of the door.
1510
01:19:44,999 --> 01:19:47,621
and got myself
an early Christmas present.
1511
01:19:47,710 --> 01:19:49,703
You know!
1512
01:19:55,134 --> 01:19:57,292
I'll beat-box your ass!
1513
01:19:57,805 --> 01:20:04,160
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