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F... And Lots Of It 1980 zizi_kun Enjoy It

Here you are.

Turn off the faucet for five minutes.

Would you give me a break?

We've been over this a million times.

It's not like I'm going away forever.

Just the long enough to get my head together.

Get it straight.

Think this is easy for me?

Huh?

I don't know what I want.

All I know is I drive that cab over a thousand miles a week.

And I have to come over to this place to hear you and your mother bitch about what

I know good bum I am because I want to go on a binge every now and then.

And the fucking lawn doesn't get mowed.

I'm fed up.

I'm fed up, I tell you.

I fed up are the fucking bills that never end the fucking money that's never enough

of the fucking TV dinners because my wife does

not have enough time to cook me a decent meal.

Fucking god shit in a lawn.

The fucking dough.

And you're fucking headaches every Saturday night.

Here, it's a hundred bucks.

I'll send you one later.

I'll give you a call.

What do you want, Hank?

I don't know.

There's got to be a little more of what we got, you know?

What do you want?

You tell me what you want.

I'll give you a call.

What do you want, Hank?

I'll give you a call.

Breaker, breaker, good buddies.

This is the cannibal expressed bust and loose.

Looking for trouble.

Ten four.

Hey, cannibal.

This is your dream girl.

You're coming through hot and hard.

You're looking for trouble.

Even find direction.

Come in, dream girl.

This is cannibal loaded and ready to fire.

Just keep on rolling, big boy.

You're right on target.

I hope you've got a big blow.

Hot lady is getting bigger by the minute.

Hope you can handle it.

Handle it.

I want to grab it.

Let's squeeze it.

Let's put it in my mouth and suck on it.

Yeah.

I want to grab it all over my teeth.

You can.

have your girl all over my.

teeth.

Dream girl, come back in.

Dream girl.

You almost sent me to my maker.

Dream girl.

Come in.

I can't do.

I'm going to prick teaser.

Oh, nothing.

I don't take rights from strangers.

Oh, hell, I'm no stranger.

But it was cannibal.

What do they know about it?

He's a steady bear.

Don't just keep on going.

You're right on target.

What's a pretty girl like you doing at the middle of nowhere?

People moving like that, you're going to give me all hot bothers.

So if you do, you better be prepared to handle it yourself.

No, I gave up hand jobs.

Turned in the century.

That's your bad.

That's one of my favorites.

Yeah?

I bet you like it hot.

Yeah, right between the legs.

Just be a minute.

Get your distributor cable.

No, please, baby.

Don't let me down.

I'm going to get you tuned up before our next shootout.

Please don't... Oh, no.

Now we're just rolling free.

Oh, my cab broke down on the highway.

Can I use your phone?

Call me.

I wouldn't be good, but I can't, so I won't.

Call me here.

Do that fast.

Hey, the phone's dead.

This.

Close dead.

Close that one.

This is unreal.

It's as real as you want it to be.

Come to me, Cannonball.

I'm your dream girl.

I'm what you want.

I must be dreaming.

Hey, come on, what is it?

Come on, what's this?

It's still got a fucking joke.

Come on, you people, what's going on?

Run, run, run, run, run, run.

Close that door.

It's got to be more.

It feels real.

Oh, darling.

Baby, how nice.

I could see you now if I got your camera.

You're so pretty.

And I... Can I play with your pussy?

I never saw a doll with a pilly care before.

I mean, no sense of humor.

Ooh, sexy man.

Sit down.

She did.

How would you go all the way to have a party, huh?

Come on, I know you can talk.

Play with me.

Sure.

Come play with me.

No, play with me.

At the sphere, let's get this party warmed up.

A little wooden cock.

Cool.

Go in.

Yeah.

If it goes in the door, it's not.

Ooh, what a nice Dolly.

Ooh.

That's it.

Oh, darling, I don't know the same thing, but... This is the worst blow job ever.

You have to wind this up, stupid.

Yeah, what did I think of that?

Good, huh?

The key.

What key?

The key on the wall.

The key on the wall?

This.

is the right way.

I'll break this thing.

Ooh.

Ooh, sexy way, huh?

A more?

Yeah.

Huh.

Yeah.

It's a good Dolly.

Let's go and wind my friends.

Okay.

Let me take this.

Baby doll?

Baby doll.

What's your name?

It's not work.

Let.

me take your panties off, baby doll.

With diapers, whatever they are.

What do they start?

It's all thinking what they want.

Can I wind up, thank you, you were there.

Can I please?

Please?

Okay.

What's your name?

Hi, Shirley doll.

Do you kiss?

Yeah, we kiss.

Oh boy, this is so much fun.

You kiss?

We don't need this anymore.

I guess we don't.

What?

I'm going to eat you?

Sure.

You suck me.

Take Shirley's dress off.

Ooh.

Oh.

Do.

you like it?

Yes.

What?

Ooh.

Ooh.

Take your dress off.

It hasn't been a long time since I didn't turn your key.

Yes, baby doll.

Do you like.

it?

You know what I want to do?

Sure, doll.

Do you?

Yeah.

Ooh.

This is so good.

I can't believe it.

I don't know any name, Scarlet doll.

Crazy doll.

Take your.

dress off.

What are you doing?

You feel sexy.

Baby doll, you feel sexy.

Tell me you feel sexy.

I feel sexy.

Oh.

Hey, baby doll.

Come on, Scarlet.

Come on, Scarlet.

Come on, Scarlet.

Oh.

Oh.

Please.

Thank you.

You gotta be thirsty.

I just fucked you.

Look, you're not fucking easy.

Can a ball can't get replaced as far as you understand?

No.

Please, come on.

You get crazy.

Now what?

No.

Come on.

I'm gonna get you.

Come on, more.

Please, over.

Don't be just getting off you and not to a doll.

Just do the horse fight.

Ah.

Don't kill me.

You're not after me?

Me, after you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Can a ball.

David Bannon.

You know what?

It's just like that.

Holland, when there's not enough time to change.

If you're a pervert, there's something strange going on behind that door.

You're not kidding me.

Come on.

I just came from my hair.

Something strange from the Arabian night.

Are you in the jackpot, huh?

Oh, yeah.

You bet.

I win.

Riches.

Anything I want.

What's wrong?

A prince comes in.

Just what I make him with a prince.

Hey, that's too bad.

But I just had a scene with some light-sized dolls.

I didn't work out too well either.

No kidding.

Oh, that's pretty weird, man.

Yeah, you said it.

We already did.

Mr. Can a ball.

You requested to the information, sir.

Thank you.

That's great.

Can a ball.

What do you think?

Here we go again.

Do we have to go?

Yeah, let's go.

Hold me up again.

What is this place?

I don't know.

Why did you get here?

A check on that.

Come in from a dirty movie.

This way, Mr. Can a ball.

Well, idea.

This is your choice.

I think it's good.

He performed well with a doll.

How should I index the dream number one?

Operating dreams.

And how's that ready for transfer tonight?

And how many brains?

1,000.

Will I hear?

You finally made it as a dream writer.

Now I'm going to do something with your catch.

What are you going to do with my ear?

Okay.

The first time I have a few more dreams to accomplish.

Watch this.

Can a ball.

It's me.

Dream girl.

What did you come from?

Oh, that's my secret.

Having fun?

How are the dolls?

Terrific.

Would you like more?

Dolls?

Oh, and it's not exactly what I had in mind.

Run, cannonball.

Run, cannonball, run.

I'll play the door.

Run, cannonball, run.

It's got to be more.

Cut.

Cannonball, cannonball.

We began the hunt.

Join the pursuit of that giant gun.

Follow me.

You'll be waiting for me to make the main outrun.

Run over the gate.

No more.

Fred.

Seven places ahead.

Lock on the door.

Three times.

Who are you?

Have some.

Cannonball.

I never heard of you.

But you do that, as well.

I know.

Come here.

Yeah.

But I'm not interested.

Yeah.

They only fuck gangsters.

Well, I'm a gangster.

Haven't you ever heard of the machine gun cannonball?

No.

No.

No.

I'm known by some as big dick.

Big dick, big deal.

My boyfriend has a 10-inch cock.

And he's the biggest, neatest gangster in all of Chicago.

Really fucked the test guys.

Tough guys with big pricks, that is.

I'm a tough guy.

What do you think of this?

Geez.

Well, that sure is something.

Yeah.

But my boyfriend kills people.

Kills people?

That's punk shit.

I not only have the biggest dick in Chicago.

I'm the biggest gangster in this side of the Rockies.

And I'm so tough.

I'm so tough that I Rob banks just to amuse myself.

Well, I fuck men Rob banks.

But they have to share the loot or her vault will close.

A Spudger legs baby, because Wells Fargo's coming in.

I love a man that tells me much to do.

Yeah.

I'll spread my leg.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Oh, fuck me.

Fuck me.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Give it to me.

Come on baby.

Oh.

That's your boyfriend.

Oh.

What.

is it?

Oh.

Oh.

What is it?

Let me try it.

You want?

Oh.

Oh.

I want it.

I want it.

I want it.

I want it.

You want it?

Right here.

You like watching me?

I don't know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What are you doing over there?

Come here.

Come here.

Three.

This.

gangster does some big cock, his name.

I just feel like you've been big shot.

Haha.

You know what?

What?

Once you do a strip for us.

We think this is your strip.

Give me the bell.

You'd like to ring my bell?

Oh... Oh... Yeah...

Just a little spoiler.

Oh, I think it's hot enough without that.

Okay, make sure you have a miss.

Yeah, boobs like to be cute.

Yeah.

You like to be a taste of boobs.

Oh, I'm not taking it out.

What's your name?

Tipton.

Yeah.

It's an assing journey.

Boobs, it's an assing.

Cut.

Cut.

Ooh.

Make big ganks.

Ooh.

You get down the big ganks.

My pussy.

Ooh.

Here.

See what a big gank that your boy, you are.

What's your pussy?

Yeah.

Get down here.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

I.

thought I'd like to see you do now, big ganks to boy.

What should I show you, big cock up between my tits?

I want to see you shoot your hot load all over my tits.

Come here.

Right here.

I'm cocking there.

Oh,

no!

Oh, no!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

You die.

Don't move an inch, heart.

Nobody moves.

Oh, I'm glad to see you.

I can't move.

Free.

Okay, it doesn't remember now.

You're going to get it first.

Tell them to be good little boys.

Be good little boys.

Good little boys.

Say that little boy.

Now lower those guns.

Slowly.

Thanks buddy.

Oh, you want it?

You bit.

Now drop them to the floor.

Remember, heart, you're going to get it first.

You know, kick those guns away from you.

Let's get out of here.

How did I manage to get in?

Yes.

Well, I tell you, but you probably wouldn't understand.

Unless you've experienced the water torch.

Chinese.

Yeah, I think they invented it.

Chinese to me.

Well, look, the water torch is where they take your brain.

What?

Yeah, more to find out what you want.

Anyways, where I found out what this place is.

All right, what is it?

It's a madhouse for us, you and I, I'm sorry.

Well, from what I've seen, I think it's Mississippi, a wet dream factory.

Oh, of course.

A wet dream factory.

Now, I understand.

Why did I think of that?

Well, I'd be suspicious, but you'll find out.

David, calm down.

No.

And don't expect me to cut my next fantasy short.

Just so I can save your head.

See you around, pal.

Help!

There it goes!

No, keep me out of here!

Please don't eat me alive!

No!

Two dreams out of two ideas.

You're becoming a pretty good writer.

Well, thank you, number one.

I think I just lucked.

Campbell did great precipice.

Wisdom of choice, i.e., from tonight on thousands of

brains throughout the world will receive your image.

Someday, it might even be millions.

No, one of those brains will ever receive your image by luck.

They will receive it out of choice.

Our choice.

As prescribed and programmed by our Game of Thrones here.

So, that's the NBI.

Now it puts you on a chamber.

That's Hannibal.

David!

Oh, my star.

Oh, Tim Booth, your obedient servant, O Master.

Why two are your obedient servant, O Master?

Very nice of you to say so, but I'm not your master.

Yes, Master.

Hey, listen.

I'm looking for a friend of mine.

Did you see anybody come by here recently?

Forgive us, Master.

Is it a white man that you speak of?

Yes, David.

My friend David.

If it is, O Master, he is buried in the chamber of eternity.

Dead?

No, Master.

Alive, but buried, O Master.

Take me to him, please.

Your wish is our command, O Master.

This way, O Master.

Oh, my God.

I'm rich.

I'm rich.

This is mine, right?

Oh, my God.

Would Master prefer to stay here?

That, O Master.

Yeah, I know.

The chamber of eternity.

David?

David, can you hear me?

What are we going?

That way, O Master.

Here?

David, are you in there?

David.

Wait, it's door won't open.

What's going on?

What's this?

What's this thing?

David!

Simon.

Open, Cessme.

We have a worker.

Oh, God, David.

Cessme.

God, David.

What's going on here?

What's going on here?

What's going on?

That's O Timboo, O Great Master.

What's the difference?

Look, what's what the God damn door, huh?

Forgive my ignorance, O Master.

But it is said that the secret lies with another.

Yes, Master, the Golden Girl.

Oh, what are we waiting for?

Let's go.

Where to, O Master?

The Golden Girl.

Wow!

Take me.

Take everything that takes me first.

Do you know the secret to the door?

It lies right here.

Your finger, Master.

That's ridiculous.

No, Master.

That's your finger.

Now, that's ridiculous.

No, Master.

That's the gold mine.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Hey, hey, hey!

Oh, I can do it myself!

Yes, Master, we know you can.

But now that you're so rich, you don't have to.

Look, cut the bullshit.

Put me down, all right?

And I thank you.

All right, God.

Is this enough?

It's Golden Girl.

I really should be helping my friend.

Oh, keep going.

Start.

You might be suffocating.

He might be agent coward.

My prick.

What a prick.

My pride and joy.

How could you do this to me?

Now that your prick has turned to gold, it is a sight for others to behold.

But the reason behind this golden cock is the door, which not can unlock.

Thank you.

Thank you, Golden Girl.

This is it, huh?

David, good fuck, huh?

Me watching.

Yeah, one good third is there's another.

Well, thanks, Cannonball.

Oh, now we're even.

But how did you get so lucky with these beautiful jewels?

Well, that's easy.

I was on my way out of this place, with the stash

of gold and these two black servants starting.

What's the matter?

The two black servants, they were just here a minute ago.

Don't be back any time.

Don't get a lock and send.

We've got to get out of here.

Relax.

All right, isn't it, girls?

This is all fine and dandy, girls, for now.

I don't want to get locked in this chamber.

Don't worry about it.

Admiral, tell him the story about the golden girl.

Golden girl?

We all know you, Dr. Yeah?

See, the golden girl is the protector of these chambers.

And anyone who has made it with the golden girl is protected.

Well, basically, everything you see here is yours.

All these riches and these beautiful ladies.

Everything?

You bet.

For me?

You got it.

Oh, really?

You always, friend.

What's your name?

What?

You what?

I can't hear you, babe.

What do you want to say?

What?

You want to fuck?

Say you want to fuck.

I'll straddle with this to get us in the end.

Go ahead.

Like a little dog.

I'll be fucking like a dog.

I have a Mark.

I have a Mark.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Hey!

Oh no!

Think, think, think, think, think.

There's some jewels.

No, man.

We're going to get out of here.

It's you up, it's you up.

Look how much for that's right.

Yeah, we got to get out of here.

Help yourself, this plenty.

More than enough for me.

I don't need it.

You're the one who's protected.

I've got to stay away from that shit.

Hey, look, you don't bleed that bullshit.

Do it yet?

I'm the ghost of Cain and Aagle.

Put those jewels back on the table.

I'm the ghost of David Crock at the Jewel stain in my pocket.

Go!

Get the fuck out of here, man.

Well, I forgot to tell you about the ghost.

Let me hear you.

Let's go, run!

It's a giant cut.

Oh, don't let it scare you.

It looks like a cave girl.

Let's get her.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

I want to fuck you a little bit.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

I'm gonna fuck you a little bit.

What the hell?

Do it?

Anything you say.

Or do you do it, Fransé?

Just wait until I get my hands on the sweet little body of yours.

Fuck.

Have a...

pussy.

Pussy.

Pussy.

Pussy.

Pussy.

Pussy.

Pussy.

Learn fast.

We're fast.

Okay, it's okay.

It's like a pussy.

You sure don't speak English?

It's like pussy, huh?

I.

didn't teach you that.

It's like pussy.

Pussy.

Pum.

Pum.

Pum.

Pussy.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

The cock.

You know what's coming next?

Uh, tongue.

Nah, you start even to tell you suck, cock.

It's it... Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh what?

Oh.

This is crazy.

Two.

Two.

Two.

Two.

Two.

Two.

Two.

Two.

Five.

Five.

Five.

Five.

Five.

Five.

Good spot.

From head to toe

a nice slow like this.

You mustn't go back to the chamber.

I had minutes of brave to encounter so much danger, but for

you to see another day, we must hurry now and be on our way.

No, I... I gotta... I gotta help her.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on!

This is... this is the place.

Don't hurt me!

Don't hurt me!

Stop!

Don't hurt me!

No, don't hurt me!

No!

Please don't kill me!

No, no no!

Hey, guys!

No!

Oh!

You sure anything to say, buddy?

Where's the girl going?

Who knows where she goes?

You always talking rhymes?

Most of the time, I'd say things and rhyme.

We're two giggles.

That way.

Cannonball.

You really are a hero.

Ah!

Yeah, there's one more guy at the picture.

What'd I be saying?

Maybe I knew her.

I think I'll see you again.

The next female.

Did you say there was something wrong with the phone?

Is something wrong?

No, no.

Everything's okay.

It's working fine.

Will I you?

David, it will.

Cannonball Something else

I'm screaming the TV said it's broken, so got sick of all.

Run so fast, run so slow, the clock of faith is on the go.

We've never arrived from time to time, but the skate we must, from time to time.

The End zizi_kun