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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:34,594 ♪ I'm a drifter ♪ 2 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,429 ♪ I'm a loner ♪ 3 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:40,032 ♪ And I've seen Every city and town ♪ 4 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:43,870 ♪ I'll pass by here And I'll die here ♪ 5 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:47,241 ♪ And some stranger Will lower me down ♪ 6 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:53,380 ♪ I've sat in the shade Of an old apple orchard ♪ 7 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:56,683 ♪ Watched the big trucks Rolling by ♪ 8 00:01:56,684 --> 00:02:00,287 ♪ I've shared a grape soda With a man from Dakota ♪ 9 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:03,790 ♪ And seen ♪ 10 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,125 ♪ A June bug ♪ 11 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,562 ♪ In July ♪ 12 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,332 ♪ I'm a drifter ♪ 13 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,167 ♪ I'm a loner ♪ 14 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:17,404 ♪ And I've seen Every city and town ♪ 15 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:21,040 ♪ I'll pass by here And I'll die here ♪ 16 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:24,144 ♪ And some stranger Will lower me down ♪ 17 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:30,517 ♪ I've played basketball Through the hoop of a barrel ♪ 18 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:33,353 ♪ Struggled to learn How to swim ♪ 19 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:37,424 ♪ Though I sometimes think Maybe I once was a baby ♪ 20 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:40,027 ♪ I only ♪ 21 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:44,096 ♪ Pretend ♪ 22 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:46,166 ♪ I was him ♪ 23 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,402 ♪ I'm a drifter ♪ 24 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,204 ♪ I'm a loner ♪ 25 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:54,841 ♪ And I've seen every city And town ♪ 26 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:58,411 ♪ I'll pass by here And I'll die here ♪ 27 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:01,449 ♪ And some stranger Will lower me down ♪ 28 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,117 ♪ I'm a drifter ♪ 29 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,886 ♪ I'm a loner ♪ 30 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:10,290 ♪ And I've seen Every city and town ♪ 31 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:13,860 ♪ I'll pass by here And I'll die here ♪ 32 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,364 ♪ And some stranger Will lower me ♪ 33 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,699 ♪ Stranger will lower me ♪ 34 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,870 ♪ Down ♪ 35 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:36,115 ♪ Everything I do Reminds me of you ♪ 36 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:40,387 ♪ Can't get you out of my life ♪ 37 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:42,822 ♪ I tried to forget ♪ 38 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:45,458 ♪ The night that we met ♪ 39 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:50,297 ♪ You keep hanging up On my mind... ♪ 40 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,465 Come on. 41 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,567 Where are you? 42 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:58,471 ♪ Everywhere No matter where I go ♪ 43 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:02,910 ♪ I just can't get away Because I'm hung on you ♪ 44 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:06,513 ♪ Treat me bad You're only using me ♪ 45 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:17,425 Oh, good cat. 46 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,863 Here we go... 47 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,098 Mildred! Do you want something to eat? 48 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,136 Ah, Mum, be quiet. 49 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,142 What, I can't hear you? 50 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:37,777 Can you make me some toast? 51 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,045 Sure. 52 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,313 And I know just how you like them. 53 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:42,181 Razor-sharp triangles. No crusts. 54 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:43,283 Yeah, that's right. 55 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,554 One more thing, Mildred. 56 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:49,221 What? I'm in the middle of something here... 57 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,957 What are the magic words? 58 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,325 Please. 59 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:53,660 Well, that's a magic word, singular. 60 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,396 I want the magic words, plural. 61 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:59,366 Mum, I'm trying to catch Jonesy 62 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,200 in an intricate homemade trap. 63 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:02,535 Can this wait? 64 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,236 Sorry. Why, in the name of buggery, 65 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,739 are you trying to catch our poor, sweet, innocent cat? 66 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,041 - Practice. - For? 67 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,577 For the Panthera pardus 68 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:12,645 that's been haunting our wilderness of late. 69 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,214 You may know him by his nom de plume, 70 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:17,149 the Canterbury Panther. 71 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,151 Panthera pardus, nom de... 72 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,387 - Nom de plume. - Nom de plume. 73 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:21,888 You sure do know a crap-ton of words, 74 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,189 don't you, my girl? 75 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,692 I'm a card-carrying bookworm. So, 76 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:28,428 yes, I sure do know a crap-ton of words. 77 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,196 Mmm... 78 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:32,264 But do you know the magic words? 79 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,233 Mum... 80 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:35,768 Oh, come on, just say them. 81 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,371 I'll go and get your toast triangles. 82 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:42,042 I... love... you. 83 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,046 Go on... 84 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,783 With... all... 85 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,152 of my... 86 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:54,321 heart. 87 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:57,857 Was that so difficult? 88 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,792 Yes. Actually, yes. 89 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,027 Oh, shh. 90 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,129 It was. 91 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,472 Yes. There we go, puss. 92 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,242 That's it. 93 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,411 Yes. 94 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,013 Come on, Jonesy. 95 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,987 And... 96 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,257 dinner is served. 97 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:37,598 Fah! 98 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:43,102 Jonesy? 99 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:45,873 Great! 100 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,042 Mum? 101 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,283 If you sneak up on me again, I will pee myself. 102 00:06:57,317 --> 00:07:00,252 And you're gonna have to clean it up. 103 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:11,865 Mum? 104 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:23,877 Mum? 105 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,748 Mum! 106 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:34,421 I have some good news, and I have some bad news. 107 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,657 The bad news is 108 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,325 you're gonna need a new toaster. 109 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:40,494 Okay? That one's kaput. 110 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:44,397 The good news is, you're not gonna need a new mum. 111 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,699 Yay. 112 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,001 Yeah, your toaster exploded. 113 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,303 I don't know what the odds are of that happening. 114 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,639 But, you know the button you push 115 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,007 when you start the toasting process? 116 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,443 Well, that button was faulty 117 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,011 and it gave your mum quite the shock, 118 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:01,548 her body went all... jelly-like, 119 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:04,316 and she flew backwards, and then her head hit the bench, 120 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,384 and then she fell into a coma. 121 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:06,853 A coma? 122 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,254 Yeah. Well, she's not dead. 123 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:09,922 Okay? So don't worry about that. 124 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,891 Ah, but she's not fully alive either. 125 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:14,160 She's in this wonderful dreamlike netherworld. 126 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,428 I know what a coma is. 127 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:17,730 Will she be okay? 128 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:18,831 Well, you listen to me carefully. 129 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,100 Okay, Mildred? 130 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:24,037 I'm not talking to you as a doctor would to a child. 131 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,140 Alright? I'm talking this soul... 132 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,909 to soul. 133 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,711 Will she be okay? Yes or no. 134 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:34,513 Well, you... [sighs] Yes. 135 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,948 But she has what's called a brain bleed. 136 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,516 Okay? So we're gonna need to keep her in here 137 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,018 for at least a week 138 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,086 until she stabilizes. 139 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,188 A week? 140 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:45,257 But she was supposed to take me camping tomorrow. 141 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,026 I had it all worked out. 142 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,395 She finally took some time off work. She promised. 143 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:50,763 The camping's gonna have to wait, 144 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:51,899 I'm afraid, Mildred. 145 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,734 But first things first. 146 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,268 Where's your dad? 147 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:01,774 Hello. 148 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,876 I'm Strawn. Strawn Wise. 149 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,545 Mildred's biological father. 150 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,649 The magician. 151 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,117 Illusionist. 152 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,919 Magician sounds... 153 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,054 cheap. 154 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,002 - Can I come in? - Can I see some ID? 155 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,604 ID? 156 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:34,006 Yeah. It stands for Identification Document. 157 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:37,644 I would love to show you some ID, but there's a problem. 158 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:41,213 You see, you actually have it. 159 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,616 - I have it? - That's right. 160 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,351 What do you mean, mate? 161 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:46,452 You have my ID. 162 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:47,788 I do? Where? 163 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,422 Just... 164 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,198 I have to say, 165 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:02,034 normally, I find magicians skin-crawlingly embarrassing, 166 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,403 but you're actually half-decent. 167 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,039 Access granted. 168 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,680 Oh, look, mate, just to let you know, 169 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,014 I didn't hug the girl. 170 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,849 Even though Lord knows she needs one. 171 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,517 I'm sorry...? 172 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,618 Your daughter. 173 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,654 I specifically didn't hug her. 174 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,289 Why? 175 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,125 I've heard so many horror stories. Okay? 176 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,359 You can't be too careful 177 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,795 with other people's kids these days. 178 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,229 Touching them and... 179 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,798 even hugs are a no-go. 180 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:32,933 Yeah, I... I guess so. 181 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:37,003 Right. I'm off. Take care of the girl. 182 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:39,571 She's in there, glued to a book, as always. 183 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,974 I'm next door on the right, if you need anything. 184 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,810 - Yeah, thanks. - Okay. 185 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,445 - Mm? - No. 186 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,823 Mildred, it's me. Strawn. Your dad. 187 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,557 I just flew halfway across the world 188 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,192 to be with you, little lady. 189 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:03,195 And I'm sorry about your mom, but she's gonna be okay. 190 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,431 It's official. 191 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:09,769 A licensed medical professional has officially told you 192 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,171 she's officially going to be okay? 193 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,439 Is that what you mean by "official"? 194 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,508 Well... no, I... I mean, 195 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,746 she's gonna be okay. 196 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,613 I'm sure. 197 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,716 Pretty sure. 198 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:31,792 Hey. Do you want to see something amazing? 199 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:37,831 I said... do you want to see something amazing? 200 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,234 Will it take a long time? 201 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,470 - No. - Fine. 202 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,139 Show me something amazing. 203 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,717 Go on. Pick a card. 204 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,788 Now, look at it. 205 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,089 Don't tell me what it is. 206 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,357 Put it back in the deck. 207 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,234 Alright. 208 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,170 Is this your card? 209 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,671 No. 210 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,240 I'm sorry. 211 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,942 It sounded like you said no. 212 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:27,413 It sounded like I said no because I did, indeed, say no. 213 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,515 Okay. 214 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,353 - Is this your card? - I'm afraid it's not. 215 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,722 Okay. 216 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,792 Is that your card? 217 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,796 I can lie and say yes if it helps. 218 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,966 - This? - No. Sorry. 219 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,267 - This? - No. 220 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,936 - This? - Look, it's okay-- 221 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,204 - God damn it. - Hopefully... 222 00:12:56,109 --> 00:13:00,047 Now... kindly, remove your jaw from the floor and tell me. 223 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,450 Is that your card? 224 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,653 Right. 225 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,390 Before I get to whether that is or isn't my card, 226 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,293 let me get one thing straight. 227 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,228 Yeah. What's that? 228 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,663 Am I right in assuming 229 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,231 that you snuck around to the back garden 230 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,133 to glue that card to the window 231 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,535 before scrambling back around to ring the front doorbell? 232 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,670 No. 233 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,073 It's... it's called magic. 234 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,208 I used the power of magic. 235 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,678 Did you or did you not? 236 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,982 Come on. I won't be angry with you. 237 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:39,652 I just... want you to tell me the truth. 238 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,092 Fine. Yeah. Yeah, okay. 239 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,528 But that is your card... 240 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:50,663 right? 241 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,601 Wrong. 242 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:56,768 It is your card. 243 00:13:56,769 --> 00:14:01,040 It is not my card. 244 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,442 - Of course, it is. - Fine. 245 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,577 I give up. It's my card. 246 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,547 Bravo, well done. Spectacular magic trick. 247 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,983 Are you being sarcastic? 248 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:12,652 Hmm. 249 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,457 Um... how about you show me your room? 250 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,034 I can't say I spend much time in 11-year-old girls' bedrooms, 251 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,869 but this isn't what I expected. 252 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,905 What did you expect? 253 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,941 A pink dollhouse? 254 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:40,312 Pictures of palaces and unicorns and princesses? 255 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,514 Basically. 256 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,616 What was on your walls when you were 11? 257 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:48,155 A lot of David Copperfield posters. 258 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,722 You like David Copperfield? 259 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,724 Like? [scoffs] More like love . 260 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,961 Same. 261 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:57,063 I'm borderline obsessed, to tell the truth. 262 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,831 David Copperfield was my life growing up. 263 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:03,003 Okay. So, we have something in common. 264 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,071 It is a good start. 265 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,838 Yeah. 266 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,674 Really good start. 267 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,344 What are the odds of us having the exact same favorite book? 268 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,514 Oh. No, I... I'm talking about 269 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,949 David Copperfield, 270 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,419 the illusionist from the 1990s? 271 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,955 Oh. 272 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,591 I am talking about David Copperfield, 273 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:29,796 the Charles Dickens novel from the 1840s. 274 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,966 Oh, I... I don't know what that is. 275 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,101 Guess we don't have 276 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,703 anything in common, after all. 277 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,255 What's this? 278 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,157 This... 279 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,625 is the Canterbury Panther. 280 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,995 You could say it's our version of Bigfoot. 281 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,496 There's been sightings for decades, 282 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,066 but no one's ever caught definitive proof. 283 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,667 So, they're offering 50,000 284 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,903 for actual video evidence of its existence. 285 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,140 Ah, I don't really know New Zealand money yet. 286 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,008 Is that a lot? 287 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,644 Yes. It's a lot of money. 288 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,781 Money Mum and I could really use right now. 289 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,258 She was supposed to take me camping to search for it. 290 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,693 Oh well. 291 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,795 I mean... 292 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,830 I could take you. Maybe? 293 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,002 Really? 294 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,904 Sure. 295 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,440 Might help to take your mind off of everything with your mom. 296 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,177 I mean, I don't know the first thing about camping. 297 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,346 I've never been. But, you know, maybe we could go. 298 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,216 Just... quickly? 299 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,985 Are you sure? 300 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,968 Ah, you know... now that I think of it, 301 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,371 I... I don't think it's such a good idea. 302 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,342 We leave at first light. 303 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:24,910 Mmm. 304 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,847 Hey, stick with me. We'll be fine. 305 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,518 You know where you're going, right? 306 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,956 ♪ Jet white dove ♪ 307 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,524 ♪ Snow black snake ♪ 308 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,627 ♪ Time has turned his face ♪ 309 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:22,033 ♪ From the edge of mystery Where running is no race ♪ 310 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,636 ♪ Ageless night, careless day... ♪ 311 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,738 Hey! 312 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,841 Hey, there! 313 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:30,942 Hello! 314 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,279 Hey there! 315 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:37,717 Hey! 316 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:39,786 I know you. 317 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:41,853 You're Strawn Wise. 318 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,290 The magician, right? 319 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,658 Illusionist. But yes. 320 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,328 I just knew it was you. 321 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,963 And who's this cute little nipper? 322 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,300 That is my biological daughter, Mildred. 323 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,169 Biological daughter. Is she? 324 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,571 Hi there, Mildred. I'm Reginald. 325 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,907 You look like a Reginald. 326 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,409 That name suits you. 327 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,312 You have a perfect name-to-face correspondence. 328 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,751 I used to watch your show on the telly. 329 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,986 Oh! Thanks. 330 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,488 Thank you. That really means a lot. 331 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,156 Yeah. I used to watch after my night shift. 332 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,525 It was on at 4:00 am. 333 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,393 Real prime-time stuff, then. 334 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,463 It's such a shame we don't get it there anymore. 335 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,832 Nobody gets it anymore. 336 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,734 - What? - It's no longer running. 337 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,270 Here or anywhere. 338 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,104 It was cancelled. 339 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,608 Halfway through the first season, actually, so. 340 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,176 Yeah, I... I don't have a show anymore. 341 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,279 Oh. 342 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,713 I guess that other guy 343 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,382 sort of hijacked the spotlight a little bit. 344 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,517 Is that fair to say? 345 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:47,886 Who? David? 346 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,621 Yeah, yeah. 347 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,189 Never liked him, myself. 348 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,191 Seamed up his own arse, from the looks of it. 349 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,626 Oh. 350 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,896 Thank you. That's very kind of you to say. 351 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,901 Can you still levitate? 352 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,003 I certainly can. 353 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,239 What are you waiting for? Go on. 354 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,041 What? 355 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,578 Now? Here? 356 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,880 Yeah! Go on, Strawn. 357 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,249 Levitate for an old fan. 358 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,422 Is levitation a lengthy process? 359 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:27,426 I'm asking because we've got a lot of ground to cover today. 360 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,528 Okay! 361 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:39,339 I can feel the power... specifically in my feet. 362 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:44,243 I'm talking about the power of levitation specifically. 363 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,587 Oh. 364 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,689 Oh! That's mad! 365 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,591 Is this actually happening? 366 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,994 Is it...? He's actually bloody levitating. 367 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,262 Yeah, no. 368 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,664 He's not levitating. 369 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,265 What do you mean? 370 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,200 He's put all his weight on the ball of one foot 371 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,703 while lifting both heels off the ground, 372 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,105 thus creating the illusion of levitation 373 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,408 from your vantage point. 374 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,613 Oh yeah. You're right. 375 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,883 Cheers, Strawn. 376 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,452 Cheers for single-handedly destroying 377 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:27,619 my belief in the power of magic. 378 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,389 Much appreciated, bruv. 379 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,124 Do you... 380 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,594 want an autograph? 381 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,597 Yeah, go on. 382 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,879 Ah, you-- you didn't have to, you know, 383 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,881 shatter the illusion back there. 384 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,517 You were conning him with fake magic. 385 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,218 It was painful to watch. 386 00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:01,853 What? 387 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,555 You'll have to pardon my bluntness. 388 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:06,057 I'm what's commonly referred to as a "brutal realist". 389 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,659 A brutal realist who actually believes 390 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,828 there's a real giant panther out here. 391 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,664 Panthers exist. Levitation doesn't. 392 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,200 That's the long and short of it, I'm afraid. 393 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,341 Keep going. 394 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:25,978 Peanut butter and jelly. 395 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,447 What do you think? 396 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,216 Old Strawn's got some sandwich-making skills? 397 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,020 Must be an American delicacy. 398 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,623 Can't say I'm a fan, myself, 399 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,625 but calories are calories, 400 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,893 and they're in short supply out here. 401 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:44,095 You know, you don't talk like a... 402 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,531 Like a normal child? 403 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,932 I know. 404 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,299 I wasn't gonna put it that way, exactly. 405 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,968 But, yeah. 406 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,870 My point is, you don't have to dress everything up 407 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,372 to sound more sophisticated than you are. 408 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,708 Yeah. Says the magician 409 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,911 who insists on being called an illusionist. 410 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,747 Ah... 411 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:02,814 I'm... 412 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,261 So. 413 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:17,497 How are you finding school? 414 00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:20,066 Are you... having a hard time? 415 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:24,069 Why would I be having a hard time, Strawn? 416 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,872 - No, no, I didn't... - If you must know, 417 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,140 I'm top of my class. 418 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:30,710 Straight A's all the way. 419 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:34,346 I'm captain of the netball team, and... 420 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,150 believe it or not, I was officially voted 421 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,419 The Most Popular Girl In School last winter. 422 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,522 Wow. 423 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:48,494 My boyfriend, Clarence, Clarence Hargreaves, 424 00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:51,697 is the dreamiest guy in the entire school. 425 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:54,800 He looks like Hercules 426 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:57,002 and his hair smells like apricot jam. 427 00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:59,771 A hard... a hard time? 428 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,340 I have a hard time staying away from the place. 429 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:03,942 School is like heaven for me, 430 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,779 academically, athletically, and socially. 431 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,150 What? Really? 432 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,220 No, not really. 433 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,490 I despise school, and everyone in it. 434 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,391 We're hemorrhaging daylight 435 00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,060 faster than I'm comfortable with. 436 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:23,395 Let's pick up the pace, shall we? 437 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,236 Jesus... 438 00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:32,671 What are the chances of a mythical panther 439 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:33,773 popping up here? 440 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:50,689 Jesus! 441 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,395 - Do you think...? - Yes. 442 00:24:57,396 --> 00:24:59,298 Yes, I do. 443 00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:02,034 One false move out here, and... 444 00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:04,804 that could be us. 445 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,946 He's here. He's here and he's watching us. 446 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:27,759 Oh God. 447 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,832 Oh... Sorry. 448 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:34,533 Hmm. 449 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,169 Not so mythical now, is it? 450 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:42,675 Come on. 451 00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:56,547 Strawn! 452 00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,417 Strawn? 453 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,723 Having fun? 454 00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,825 Soaking it all in, aren't we? 455 00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:07,994 Do you want me to help? 456 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:11,097 I thought you'd never ask. 457 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:21,673 What can I do? 458 00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:23,109 You could start a fire. 459 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,511 How does one... do that? 460 00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,880 I'd give you a tutorial, but... 461 00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:30,581 at present, 462 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:34,352 I'm kinda in the middle of putting up our bloody tent. 463 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:36,187 I have an idea. 464 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,692 How did you...? 465 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,360 It's called magic. 466 00:27:43,696 --> 00:27:45,664 Actually, it's called a thumb flint. 467 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,969 An essential weapon in any illusionist's arsenal. 468 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,642 I just realized that I only brought one. 469 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,088 So... 470 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:11,190 How's your mom doing? 471 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:16,594 She's in an induced coma, 472 00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:19,064 hovering between life and death. 473 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:20,531 Thanks for asking. 474 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:24,070 No, I-I mean, apart from the whole coma thing. 475 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:28,940 Just generally, how is she? 476 00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:32,043 She talks too much, works too much, 477 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,512 and has terrible taste in men. 478 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,314 No offense. 479 00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:39,051 She means well, though. 480 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:41,687 She tries her best. 481 00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:44,690 But you could say she's struggling. 482 00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,159 Ah, I don't... 483 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,063 Her sister, my aunt, 484 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:55,367 is afflicted with the old substance-abuse nonsense. 485 00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:58,636 No, it's not fair. 486 00:28:58,637 --> 00:28:59,971 It's not nonsense. 487 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,572 It's a disease. 488 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,675 Anyway, Mum took out a whole bunch of loans 489 00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:06,112 to put her through rehab. 490 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:08,380 Now... 491 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:11,884 she's deep in the hole. 492 00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:16,121 Fifty thousand deep. 493 00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:17,655 Jesus. 494 00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:20,358 Why do you think I'm on the hunt for this panther? 495 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:22,994 The reward is 50 K, for a video of the thing. 496 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:24,695 Problem solved, right? 497 00:29:24,696 --> 00:29:26,097 Mum will be off the hook 498 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,901 and not having to juggle three stupid jobs. 499 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,106 Plus, you know... 500 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:38,110 I do really want to see a great, big, giant panther. 501 00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:43,049 Mmm. 502 00:29:44,183 --> 00:29:45,217 Right. 503 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:49,588 I don't know about you, but I am bloody zonked. 504 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,028 Before we go in, 505 00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:59,330 can I make one thing 506 00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,966 perfectly clear? 507 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,533 What's that? 508 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:06,037 I know you have a belly full of beans. 509 00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:07,739 But, this tent... 510 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,141 is a fart-free zone. 511 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,542 Clear? 512 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,279 Clear. 513 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:19,151 I'm sorry things never worked out with your mom. 514 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,423 I did ask her to stay with me in Vegas 515 00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:27,593 when she told me she was... 516 00:30:29,728 --> 00:30:31,329 when you... 517 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,932 when she was pregnant, you know. 518 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:35,934 I did offer, 519 00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:38,137 but... she wanted to stay here. 520 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:43,741 I don't want you to think that I... I didn't want you 521 00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:45,944 or anything like that. 522 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:47,046 It's just... 523 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:50,149 It's a lot. 524 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:57,823 I only met your mom once, 525 00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:00,692 for a couple of hours. 526 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,833 It's such a complicated situation. 527 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,874 You're not the average child, so... 528 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,011 I feel like I can say... 529 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:32,658 Good night, Mildred. 530 00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:42,467 You're not really asleep, are you? 531 00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:43,702 Good night, Strawn. 532 00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:57,416 I am so sorry. 533 00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:27,413 Hm... 534 00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:30,381 Jesus. 535 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:31,717 What? What is it? 536 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,053 I heard a creepy sound. 537 00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:37,488 Am I still dreaming 538 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,390 or did a 42-year-old man 539 00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:41,726 really just wake up an 11-year-old girl 540 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:44,829 to tell her that he heard a creepy sound in the night? 541 00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:45,931 I'm sorry. 542 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:48,799 Never mind. 543 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,901 Go back to sleep. 544 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:17,928 - Good morning, Strawn. - Mmm. 545 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:19,897 Sleep well? 546 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:20,999 Not really. 547 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:23,768 My stomach feels weird and bubbly. 548 00:33:23,769 --> 00:33:26,338 I know. I'm super excited too. 549 00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:30,342 Get some caffeine in you, and let's move. 550 00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:35,281 You know... 551 00:33:36,482 --> 00:33:37,649 you can call me Dad. 552 00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:40,886 Why would I do that? 553 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:44,789 Most daughters call their dads "Dad." 554 00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:48,426 Most daughters see their dads more than once a decade. 555 00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:50,728 Maybe one day, you'll actually call me Dad. 556 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:55,766 And maybe one day, 557 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:58,704 you'll actually do a magic trick that impresses me. 558 00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:30,336 What is it? 559 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:33,070 We're gonna have to find shelter. 560 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,274 It's gonna rain very heavily and very soon. 561 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:38,276 What? The sky looks fine. 562 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:39,378 What's missing? 563 00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:43,248 - Clouds? - Birds, Strawn. 564 00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:45,551 They make themselves scarce before a good old downpour. 565 00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:49,920 I think you're mistaken. 566 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:52,757 I'm pretty confident it's not gonna rain. 567 00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,131 So, do you go camping a lot? 568 00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:01,499 This is my first time. 569 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,033 What? 570 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:04,369 I always ask Mum to take me, 571 00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:05,937 but you know what she's like. 572 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:08,974 Actually, you don't. 573 00:35:10,576 --> 00:35:11,610 I forgot. 574 00:35:17,082 --> 00:35:18,584 She's got me wrapped in cotton wool. 575 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,287 And bubble wrap. 576 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:25,056 Barely even lets me play in the backyard. 577 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:29,227 Still wants to walk me to school, you know. 578 00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:31,763 Does wonders for my social life, as you can imagine. 579 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,303 Does she ever talk about me? 580 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,638 Why would she do that? 581 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,125 She's gonna be okay, you know. 582 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:02,761 She's in good hands. 583 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:17,008 It's... it's alright... 584 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,211 to be scared. 585 00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:21,780 It's normal. 586 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:30,621 So... 587 00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:32,223 What does the average working day 588 00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:33,825 for an illusionist look like? 589 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:39,196 Well, um, ah, I do appearances. 590 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,299 Parties. 591 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,434 Actually, last week, 592 00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:46,137 I just did a major celebrity's birthday party. 593 00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:48,606 Wow. 594 00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:53,244 You know, you could try being a little bit more respectful. 595 00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:54,680 I'm sure I could. 596 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,050 I just can't promise I will. 597 00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:04,889 I work hard, you know, providing for you and your mom. 598 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:06,624 Levitation and card tricks? 599 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,726 Back-breaking stuff, I'm sure. 600 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,060 What I do is both 601 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,729 physically and mentally exhausting. 602 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,063 My wrist strength is equivalent 603 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,999 to that of a professional wrestler. 604 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,234 You think it's easy, making a hundred balloon animals 605 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,404 for Vin Diesel's kids? 606 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:21,572 Balloon animals. 607 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:25,443 And they say air traffic controllers have stressful jobs. 608 00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:27,045 And what the hell is a Vin Diesel? 609 00:37:28,714 --> 00:37:32,249 Only the lead of the greatest franchise in film history. 610 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,451 Well, anyway, whatever. 611 00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:34,819 People need magic in their lives. 612 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,287 I'm doing my best. 613 00:37:36,288 --> 00:37:39,790 I'm doing my best not to punch you in the goolies. 614 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,626 What did I ever do to you? Huh? 615 00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:43,928 Why are you angry with me? What-- what is this? 616 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:47,632 Oh, you really want to have this conversation? 617 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:49,635 Right here? Right now? 618 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:51,970 Um... 619 00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:54,239 I... I don't know. 620 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:58,376 No. Maybe not. 621 00:37:58,377 --> 00:38:00,111 Yeah, let's... let's not. 622 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:04,082 - What? - Don't move. 623 00:38:05,183 --> 00:38:07,151 Stay completely still. 624 00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:09,320 Is this just a trick so you can punch me in the "goolies"? 625 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:10,556 No. 626 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,994 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 627 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,996 Strawn, listen to me. 628 00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:22,733 Do not, I repeat, do... not... move. 629 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:25,002 Ah, well, ah... 630 00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:26,371 - It's the-- - Panther. 631 00:38:26,372 --> 00:38:28,273 It's the panther. 632 00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:30,575 What do we... what do we do? 633 00:38:30,576 --> 00:38:31,909 Shh. 634 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:33,243 Just be quiet. 635 00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:36,381 - Panthers kill people. - I said be quiet. 636 00:38:36,382 --> 00:38:38,082 Why? Won't they kill us? 637 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:40,885 Because, A, it hasn't seen us yet. 638 00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:43,421 And B, we're going to stay very still, 639 00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:46,792 very quiet, and very calm. 640 00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:58,736 That's not good, is it? 641 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:00,104 - Umm - Do we run? 642 00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:02,006 Think you can outrun a panther? 643 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:03,340 I don't know. Can I? 644 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,876 No, Strawn. No, you can't. 645 00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:09,013 At least, there's water between us. 646 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:10,415 Cats hate water, right? 647 00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:12,851 Panthers are exceptional swimmers, actually. 648 00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:16,555 - And what do we do? - We stay still. 649 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:22,092 We don't move and we don't make a sound. 650 00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:47,718 Mum, if you can hear me, it's going to be okay. 651 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,253 I promise. 652 00:39:49,254 --> 00:39:53,958 PS, I love you with all of my heart. 653 00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:55,092 There. Happy? 654 00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:56,461 Mildred... 655 00:39:56,462 --> 00:39:57,996 Did you get the footage? 656 00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:02,100 I got it. I got the bugger. 657 00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:05,936 How you holding up? 658 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:11,276 That was... a close encounter. 659 00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:15,012 Of the fifty thousandth kind. 660 00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:49,380 Mildred, look... 661 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,450 Sorry. 662 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:54,653 For being an absent father? 663 00:40:55,721 --> 00:40:58,288 What? No, I... I mean, for doubting you 664 00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,390 about the panther. 665 00:41:03,428 --> 00:41:06,463 And for the whole... absent father thing, too. 666 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:09,000 I'm... sorry for that. 667 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,804 Yeah, and I'm sorry about 668 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,472 threatening to punch you in the goolies. 669 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:19,677 It was rude and uncalled for. 670 00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:21,646 Hmm. Pretty Freudian, when you think about it. 671 00:41:21,647 --> 00:41:23,981 Ah, not to change the subject, 672 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:26,451 but you're getting eaten alive. 673 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,459 You know, most people just squash the buggers. 674 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:37,328 Yeah. Not... not me. I'm not a murderer. 675 00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:41,967 Ah, always used to make me feel guilty as a kid, killing bugs. 676 00:41:43,268 --> 00:41:44,902 Made me sad, 677 00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:46,872 thinking about their babies wondering where they went. 678 00:41:49,575 --> 00:41:51,710 - What? - Don't move. 679 00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:54,779 What? 680 00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:57,014 You've got a weta on your shoulder. 681 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,083 - A-- a "weta"? - A weta. 682 00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:07,625 Ah! What the hell is that? 683 00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:09,860 What the hell is that? 684 00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:20,070 Think its babies will wonder where it went? 685 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,681 Mum said you used to be on telly. 686 00:42:30,816 --> 00:42:32,383 You were some big-shot magician. 687 00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:36,486 But then another big-shot magician came along 688 00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:38,389 and you became a small-shot magician. 689 00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:42,493 Oh. David Blaine. 690 00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:45,163 We used to be friends. 691 00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:49,367 Till he stabbed me in the back. 692 00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:53,838 He stabbed me and he stabbed me 693 00:42:53,839 --> 00:42:55,774 and he stabbed me. 694 00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:04,414 We met doing illusions on the streets of New York. 695 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,352 We became inseparable. 696 00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:10,320 He was like a... 697 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:11,389 ...big brother to me. 698 00:43:13,058 --> 00:43:16,426 We both landed our own TV shows. 699 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:17,729 Him first, then me. 700 00:43:18,864 --> 00:43:20,198 His show was called Street Magic. 701 00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:24,001 Mine was called Twizted Illusions. 702 00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:26,204 The "s" and Twizted was a "z". 703 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:29,139 Twizted? 704 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:32,176 One day, we were riding through Central Park 705 00:43:32,177 --> 00:43:33,277 in a horse-drawn carriage. 706 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:36,581 We were both wearing burgundy velvet shorts. 707 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:40,050 I told him I had a series of TV specials planned. 708 00:43:40,051 --> 00:43:41,551 ... do a series of TV specials... 709 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:42,987 I had the whole thing worked out, 710 00:43:42,988 --> 00:43:44,521 and I talked him through it. 711 00:43:44,522 --> 00:43:46,123 I'd be buried alive... 712 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:47,892 I'd be buried alive for a week in Central Park. 713 00:43:47,893 --> 00:43:49,660 The very park we were riding through. 714 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:55,299 And then I would be frozen in a block of ice for 72 hours. 715 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:59,337 Next, I would stand on top of a tall pillar for 35 hours. 716 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:03,241 He just laughed at me. 717 00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:05,976 Said I was crazy. 718 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,078 "Nobody could pull off one of these stunts, 719 00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:09,880 let alone all three." 720 00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:12,750 And then, the greasy little worm 721 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,752 goes and pitches my ideas, 722 00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:16,854 like they're his own. 723 00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:20,090 Signs a... a contract worth millions 724 00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:21,626 and starts ignoring my calls. 725 00:44:23,561 --> 00:44:26,264 So, I go and confront the bastard. 726 00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:31,769 He's at this shark-themed bar in Vegas. 727 00:44:31,770 --> 00:44:34,404 He's there with all his new showbiz buddies. 728 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:35,841 A few names you may have heard of. 729 00:44:37,575 --> 00:44:41,212 DiCaprio, Maguire, Faustino, Haas, Tip. 730 00:44:42,247 --> 00:44:43,781 As in Q-Tip. 731 00:44:43,782 --> 00:44:46,083 - The celebrated rapper. - Okay. 732 00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:48,218 They're all wearing backwards baseball caps 733 00:44:48,219 --> 00:44:51,688 and these black baggy suits with one pant leg rolled up, 734 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,459 like a inside joke, or a ritual, or something. 735 00:44:56,261 --> 00:44:59,629 Anyway, I... I go to talk to David. 736 00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:02,800 You know, ask him, why he did that to me, 737 00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:04,202 after everything we've been through. 738 00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:07,205 You know what he did? 739 00:45:09,975 --> 00:45:11,009 He just smiles at me, 740 00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:14,245 and slowly poured his drink over my head. 741 00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:21,251 And then they all just start barking at me. 742 00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:23,153 Like dogs. 743 00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,454 Barking 744 00:45:24,455 --> 00:45:27,257 and barking. 745 00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:32,898 And David was barking the loudest. 746 00:45:34,199 --> 00:45:37,101 His face was all red and sweaty. 747 00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:38,335 His lips were... 748 00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:39,904 ...turning blue. 749 00:45:39,905 --> 00:45:42,506 It was like he was having a seizure or something. 750 00:45:42,507 --> 00:45:44,175 And what did you do? 751 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,414 What I always do when I see something scary. 752 00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:53,584 I ran away. 753 00:45:56,721 --> 00:45:59,124 As fast as I could, as far as I could. 754 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:03,961 Next thing I know, 755 00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:05,596 I'm in the desert, on my knees, throwing up. 756 00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:10,936 I can see little pieces of squid tentacle in my vomit. 757 00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:16,474 That's the last thing I remember. 758 00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:19,077 The next few months are kind of a blur. 759 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:23,214 Anyway, I... 760 00:46:24,182 --> 00:46:26,117 moved back in with my mom for a while. 761 00:46:27,352 --> 00:46:28,386 I just couldn't do much. 762 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:33,658 A year later, I... 763 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,694 I started... 764 00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:39,196 ...piecing things back together again. 765 00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:41,565 You know, card tricks on the streets, 766 00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:44,201 booking gigs, parties. 767 00:46:44,202 --> 00:46:47,272 And somewhere in the middle of all of this, 768 00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:49,274 you met my mum. 769 00:46:53,979 --> 00:46:55,013 I met your mom. 770 00:46:56,047 --> 00:46:57,015 Yeah. 771 00:46:58,283 --> 00:47:00,285 I found her secret diary once. 772 00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:06,925 It said that she met you on a girls' trip to Vegas. 773 00:47:08,759 --> 00:47:10,494 Says I was conceived 774 00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:12,830 in the parking lot of a convenience store. 775 00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:16,167 That's not really true, is it? 776 00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:20,305 Yeah. 777 00:47:21,973 --> 00:47:23,808 And they say romance is dead. 778 00:47:28,947 --> 00:47:30,381 You're wrong about one thing, though. 779 00:47:31,316 --> 00:47:32,350 What's that? 780 00:47:33,818 --> 00:47:35,953 You don't run away from every scary thing. 781 00:47:35,954 --> 00:47:37,122 Are you sure about that? 782 00:47:38,823 --> 00:47:39,857 I mean... 783 00:47:41,326 --> 00:47:42,560 you're here, aren't you? 784 00:47:44,495 --> 00:47:47,597 You flew halfway across the world to... 785 00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:49,234 look after a kid you've never met. 786 00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:51,702 And in the wilderness, to boot. 787 00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:56,174 Maybe you have a backbone after all. 788 00:47:59,677 --> 00:48:01,311 Thank you. 789 00:48:01,312 --> 00:48:03,881 Now, let's get some sleep, shall we? 790 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:17,962 ♪ Dogwood blossoms Float against ♪ 791 00:48:17,963 --> 00:48:20,497 ♪ The ice-encrusted creek bank ♪ 792 00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:22,799 ♪ A tender blade Of new green grass ♪ 793 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:26,903 ♪ Is bravely pushing upward Through the melting snow ♪ 794 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,940 ♪ The spring breathes Ruffles through my hair ♪ 795 00:48:29,941 --> 00:48:32,009 ♪ And whispers Softly everywhere ♪ 796 00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:34,911 ♪ Telling secrets in my eyes ♪ 797 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:41,251 ♪ Search the countryside For your hello ♪ 798 00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:46,023 ♪ The seasons come ♪ 799 00:48:46,024 --> 00:48:50,261 ♪ The seasons go ♪ 800 00:48:56,101 --> 00:48:58,202 ♪ Lightning darts Among the pines ♪ 801 00:48:58,203 --> 00:49:00,337 ♪ Caught in a summer rainstorm ♪ 802 00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:04,041 ♪ Soaking wet I look upon The new plowed earth ♪ 803 00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:06,943 ♪ With rivulets Between each row ♪ 804 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:09,479 ♪ I almost feel you next to me ♪ 805 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,648 ♪ And it stirs a memory ♪ 806 00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:14,551 ♪ That hangs suspended With a sigh ♪ 807 00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:19,890 ♪ And gently weaves its way Through my bedroom window ♪ 808 00:49:20,925 --> 00:49:23,293 ♪ The seasons come... ♪ 809 00:49:25,596 --> 00:49:29,634 ♪ The seasons go ♪ 810 00:49:30,201 --> 00:49:31,635 Hey! 811 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:33,470 - That was like six skips. - Yeah. 812 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:35,039 - Yeah. - Alright, ready? 813 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,507 Kia ora! 814 00:49:47,785 --> 00:49:51,155 Father and daughter, on a wee trek 815 00:49:51,156 --> 00:49:53,657 hiking the beautiful wilderness in New Zealand. 816 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:55,659 Is this what I'm seeing here? 817 00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:57,261 - Yeah. - Of course it is. 818 00:50:00,298 --> 00:50:01,898 Hi, I'm... 819 00:50:01,899 --> 00:50:04,534 I'm Arnold, and this is my beautiful wife, Angelina. 820 00:50:04,535 --> 00:50:06,370 Long-suffering missus. 821 00:50:06,371 --> 00:50:08,004 I'm Strawn, ah, 822 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:09,373 and this is my biologi-- ah... 823 00:50:09,374 --> 00:50:11,241 My daughter, Mildred. 824 00:50:11,242 --> 00:50:14,544 Ooh. A real American person, eh? 825 00:50:14,545 --> 00:50:16,580 Yeah. I guess I am. 826 00:50:16,581 --> 00:50:18,548 I've never met a real American before. 827 00:50:18,549 --> 00:50:19,916 I mean I've watched 828 00:50:19,917 --> 00:50:21,851 lots of American soap operas, though. 829 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,587 It's all she does all day, 830 00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:25,522 watch those bloody American soap operas. 831 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:27,424 They can be addictive. 832 00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:29,193 That's why they end with cliffhangers. 833 00:50:29,194 --> 00:50:31,695 It's to make you desperate to see the next episode. 834 00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:34,064 It's to make you watch commercials, basically. 835 00:50:34,065 --> 00:50:36,600 That's how TV works. It's sort of shameful. 836 00:50:36,601 --> 00:50:37,967 I mean, there should be laws against it. 837 00:50:37,968 --> 00:50:39,304 It's disgusting. 838 00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:48,713 So, ah, are you enjoying New Zealand? 839 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:51,482 I... I quite like it, I think. 840 00:50:53,684 --> 00:50:56,052 Well, we're heading down to those, 841 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:58,888 do you know the, the big rocks where they made the movie 842 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,425 where Liam Neeson was the talking lion? 843 00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:03,627 - Oh. - Why don't you join us, 844 00:51:03,628 --> 00:51:06,396 I could do with some grownup conversation. 845 00:51:07,332 --> 00:51:08,433 So could I. 846 00:51:11,169 --> 00:51:13,670 So, tell me everything. 847 00:51:13,671 --> 00:51:16,340 What's it like growing up in America? 848 00:51:16,341 --> 00:51:17,841 I'd love to tell you, 849 00:51:17,842 --> 00:51:21,278 but since I've never set foot on American soil, 850 00:51:21,279 --> 00:51:22,646 I don't have a bloody clue. 851 00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:23,780 But your dad... 852 00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:25,583 He lives there. I live here. 853 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,352 Don't you want to live there with him? 854 00:51:28,353 --> 00:51:30,454 I mean, if I was a kid, 855 00:51:30,455 --> 00:51:31,988 I'd much rather grow up in America 856 00:51:31,989 --> 00:51:34,023 than boring old New Zealand. 857 00:51:34,024 --> 00:51:35,325 Let's see. 858 00:51:35,326 --> 00:51:37,694 I don't like assault rifles. 859 00:51:37,695 --> 00:51:39,129 I don't like high-fives. 860 00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:40,797 I don't like corn syrup. 861 00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:43,967 I don't like people who say, "buddy" or "hell yeah". 862 00:51:43,968 --> 00:51:47,138 And I despise the word "dude" with every atom of my being. 863 00:51:49,340 --> 00:51:51,775 I'm not sure America has much to offer me. 864 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:53,377 You don't-- 865 00:51:53,378 --> 00:51:54,979 Talk like a normal child? 866 00:51:56,214 --> 00:51:57,547 I know. 867 00:51:57,548 --> 00:51:59,149 So, what's your trade? 868 00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:00,517 I'm an illusionist. 869 00:52:00,518 --> 00:52:02,587 Illusionist? What, like... like a magician? 870 00:52:04,222 --> 00:52:06,190 - Yeah. - Like David Blaine? 871 00:52:06,191 --> 00:52:08,192 Oh, man. I adore him. 872 00:52:08,193 --> 00:52:11,495 Like, he is literally magical, don't you think? 873 00:52:11,496 --> 00:52:12,729 Like, nothing comes close. 874 00:52:12,730 --> 00:52:14,698 Nothing even comes close to close to him. 875 00:52:14,699 --> 00:52:15,966 - Don't you think? - Yeah. 876 00:52:17,302 --> 00:52:18,668 What about you? 877 00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:21,171 Me? I'm a... I'm a heart surgeon. 878 00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:23,840 Yeah. I don't mean to toot my own trombone, 879 00:52:23,841 --> 00:52:26,576 but I'm in the top five heart surgeons 880 00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:28,312 in the whole of Oceania. 881 00:52:28,313 --> 00:52:29,646 Wow. 882 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:31,248 I'm actually impressed by that. 883 00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:33,217 A lot of people are, you know? 884 00:52:33,218 --> 00:52:34,584 And so they should be, 885 00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:35,852 It's an impressive job to have, isn't it? 886 00:52:35,853 --> 00:52:37,721 Like, literally, I save lives. 887 00:52:37,722 --> 00:52:38,922 If somebody was dying 888 00:52:38,923 --> 00:52:40,490 and I intervene, I save their life. 889 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:43,493 So, if anything... I'm the magician round here. 890 00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:45,863 No offense. 891 00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:52,502 Good one. 892 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:53,570 Um... 893 00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:55,004 Largest continent? 894 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,406 She's really good with kids, eh? 895 00:52:59,244 --> 00:53:01,045 Yeah. Well, some people are. 896 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:03,714 And some people aren't. 897 00:53:12,590 --> 00:53:15,792 Listen, mate, there's something I wanted to say to you. 898 00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:16,894 What's that? 899 00:53:18,496 --> 00:53:19,864 But you've got to promise you're... 900 00:53:20,965 --> 00:53:22,900 are going to be cool, calm, and collected about it, eh? 901 00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:25,569 Chillin' like Bob Dylan. 902 00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:27,471 Promise? 903 00:53:27,472 --> 00:53:29,474 Sure, yeah, I promise. What is it? 904 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,478 I've kidnapped your daughter. 905 00:53:38,015 --> 00:53:39,183 Excuse me? 906 00:53:41,151 --> 00:53:42,486 You see, 907 00:53:42,487 --> 00:53:43,787 I know it doesn't look 908 00:53:43,788 --> 00:53:46,390 like a conventional kidnapping. 909 00:53:46,391 --> 00:53:49,393 But a kidnapping is exactly what it is. 910 00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:54,798 Ah, I don't understand. 911 00:53:54,799 --> 00:53:55,900 Well... 912 00:53:56,901 --> 00:53:58,168 she's in my custody 913 00:53:59,704 --> 00:54:01,338 and I'm going to make some demands of you, 914 00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:02,940 and if those demands aren't met, 915 00:54:04,409 --> 00:54:05,743 she stays in my custody. 916 00:54:07,312 --> 00:54:08,912 Until I, ah, 917 00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:09,914 cut her loose. 918 00:54:14,819 --> 00:54:16,520 Because let's be honest, 919 00:54:16,521 --> 00:54:18,988 that's a lot of dead weight to be carrying around this terrain. 920 00:54:18,989 --> 00:54:21,758 Especially with my bad back. 921 00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:22,893 Sorry, no filter. 922 00:54:24,562 --> 00:54:25,596 So, um... 923 00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:28,633 in case you get any funny ideas, 924 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:31,302 just like you to know that, um, 925 00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:34,771 I'm a black belt in karate. 926 00:54:35,873 --> 00:54:36,973 Are you really? 927 00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:38,075 Yes, I am really. 928 00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:40,878 I don't believe you. 929 00:54:41,879 --> 00:54:42,980 Well, you should believe me. 930 00:54:44,048 --> 00:54:45,114 Then do a karate move. 931 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,384 I'm not some dancing monkey boy. 932 00:54:47,585 --> 00:54:49,887 - I don't do moves on demand. - Because you don't know karate. 933 00:54:51,389 --> 00:54:52,390 Right. 934 00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,224 I'm not doing any moves. 935 00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:56,293 But I'll show you something. 936 00:54:59,697 --> 00:55:01,566 Have a look at that and commit that to memory. 937 00:55:03,067 --> 00:55:04,101 Maybe this. 938 00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:07,004 A belt. 939 00:55:08,373 --> 00:55:09,407 What color is it? 940 00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:14,010 It's black. 941 00:55:14,011 --> 00:55:15,712 That's correct. 942 00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:16,913 The belt is black. 943 00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:19,383 As in black belt. 944 00:55:19,384 --> 00:55:21,317 As in, 945 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:24,321 I could karate the living shite clean out of you. 946 00:55:26,223 --> 00:55:27,724 And if I choose 947 00:55:27,725 --> 00:55:30,294 to karate the living shite clean out of you, I will. 948 00:55:32,262 --> 00:55:34,163 If you mess me about. 949 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:35,899 Capiche? 950 00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:37,166 Mm-hmm. 951 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:38,435 Alright. 952 00:55:38,436 --> 00:55:40,236 Let's get down to the nitty-gritty 953 00:55:40,237 --> 00:55:41,472 of what I want from you. 954 00:55:42,573 --> 00:55:44,073 What do you want from me? 955 00:55:44,074 --> 00:55:46,242 Well, your valuables. 956 00:55:46,243 --> 00:55:48,211 You can't be serious. 957 00:55:48,212 --> 00:55:50,279 As serious as cancer rhythm is a dancer, 958 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:51,382 my friend. 959 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,018 Have you heard of a blood transfusion? 960 00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:56,252 What? Yeah. 961 00:55:56,253 --> 00:55:58,489 Well, see this as a bag transfusion. 962 00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:02,859 You transfer 963 00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:04,061 the contents of your bag 964 00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:07,431 into my bag. 965 00:56:07,432 --> 00:56:08,932 Okay? 966 00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:11,200 So why don't we start with the mobile phone, 967 00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:14,238 or as you yanks like to call it, your "cellular"? 968 00:56:15,139 --> 00:56:16,206 Come on. 969 00:56:19,109 --> 00:56:21,411 Do I need to remind you that a black belt in karate 970 00:56:21,412 --> 00:56:22,513 has kidnapped your daughter? 971 00:56:25,783 --> 00:56:26,817 Thanking you. 972 00:56:27,852 --> 00:56:29,085 Uh, passcode, please. 973 00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:30,219 Okay, please. You don't need the-- 974 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,321 Passcode? 975 00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:35,258 1981. 976 00:56:35,259 --> 00:56:37,761 It's the year I was born. 977 00:56:37,762 --> 00:56:39,763 Hey, just please don't look at any of the photos. 978 00:56:39,764 --> 00:56:41,565 Okay, that's all I ask. 979 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,901 I wasn't going to look at the photos. 980 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,169 But now you mention it-- 981 00:56:46,170 --> 00:56:47,671 No, no, no. Please, please don't. 982 00:56:47,672 --> 00:56:48,773 Whoa! 983 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:54,211 You're a strange little man, aren't you? 984 00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:57,246 You do know there's a pump you can get for that, 985 00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:59,282 and apparently it works? 986 00:56:59,283 --> 00:57:00,617 Mm-hm. 987 00:57:00,618 --> 00:57:02,753 Okay. Camera? 988 00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:06,123 Please. 989 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,826 Please. Don't do this. 990 00:57:09,827 --> 00:57:11,695 This is my daughter's. It means a lot to her. 991 00:57:11,696 --> 00:57:13,597 Yeah. And it'll mean a lot to me too. 992 00:57:16,501 --> 00:57:18,034 But I'll call the cops. I know your names. 993 00:57:18,035 --> 00:57:20,136 What, um... 994 00:57:20,137 --> 00:57:21,271 Arnold and Angelina? 995 00:57:22,707 --> 00:57:25,308 Um, have a wee think. 996 00:57:25,309 --> 00:57:27,277 Where have you heard those names before? 997 00:57:29,213 --> 00:57:30,247 I... 998 00:57:31,348 --> 00:57:34,384 Arnold Schwarzenegger and Angelina Jolie? 999 00:57:35,385 --> 00:57:36,654 And what do they have in common? 1000 00:57:37,722 --> 00:57:38,756 They're... 1001 00:57:40,725 --> 00:57:41,725 Actors. 1002 00:57:41,726 --> 00:57:43,793 And what do actors do? 1003 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,028 They... 1004 00:57:45,029 --> 00:57:46,530 pretend to be other people. 1005 00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:49,533 I... I know your job. 1006 00:57:49,534 --> 00:57:51,468 You're one of the leading heart surgeons. 1007 00:57:55,372 --> 00:57:56,673 You're not a heart surgeon, are you? 1008 00:57:56,674 --> 00:57:58,174 No. 1009 00:57:58,175 --> 00:57:59,809 Well, I know what you look like. 1010 00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:01,678 The... the cops will do a composite sketch. 1011 00:58:01,679 --> 00:58:03,880 I'll just go home, cut my hair, 1012 00:58:03,881 --> 00:58:05,481 shave off my beard, 1013 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,751 and nobody will recognize me. 1014 00:58:08,118 --> 00:58:09,152 What about Angelina? 1015 00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:10,955 She'll shave her beard off too. 1016 00:58:13,658 --> 00:58:15,826 Anyhoo. Wallet. Come on. 1017 00:58:19,630 --> 00:58:20,664 Grazie. 1018 00:58:20,665 --> 00:58:23,199 Angelina, darling. 1019 00:58:24,401 --> 00:58:25,735 Well... 1020 00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:27,671 - I think you can finish this. - Yeah. 1021 00:58:27,672 --> 00:58:29,273 I'll see what those two are up to. 1022 00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:33,442 Goodbye. 1023 00:58:35,479 --> 00:58:37,046 We all done here? 1024 00:58:37,047 --> 00:58:38,447 Yeah, it was quite a painless operation. 1025 00:58:42,419 --> 00:58:44,655 Ooh. Nice rod. 1026 00:58:45,656 --> 00:58:47,356 - There you go. - Mm. 1027 00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:48,958 Bet ya that's the first time a woman's ever said that to you. 1028 00:58:48,959 --> 00:58:50,459 Hey. 1029 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:51,895 Please don't take that. It's my daughter's. 1030 00:58:51,896 --> 00:58:54,431 My nephew is desperate for a fishing rod. 1031 00:58:55,432 --> 00:58:57,200 That's his birthday present's sorted. 1032 00:58:57,201 --> 00:58:58,535 Thanks. 1033 00:58:59,336 --> 00:59:00,737 Grab their matches and map. 1034 00:59:00,738 --> 00:59:03,106 That'll slow 'em down. 1035 00:59:03,107 --> 00:59:05,241 You are a criminal mastermind, my love. 1036 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:08,578 Wanna show you something. 1037 00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:11,047 I used to charge my mates at school 1038 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,349 a dollar a time to see this. 1039 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,654 You don't want to see what he used to charge 1040 00:59:17,655 --> 00:59:18,922 two bucks to see. 1041 00:59:18,923 --> 00:59:20,556 What if I come after you, huh? 1042 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:21,958 Oh. 1043 00:59:21,959 --> 00:59:23,894 You just don't seem like the type. 1044 00:59:27,464 --> 00:59:29,165 Do you want me to get this? 1045 00:59:29,166 --> 00:59:30,267 Yeah. 1046 00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,504 Kia ora! 1047 00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:00,564 Hey, where'd they go? 1048 01:00:01,498 --> 01:00:02,532 Hey! 1049 01:00:13,577 --> 01:00:15,913 Not to get mushy, but... 1050 01:00:18,415 --> 01:00:20,117 today's been a bloody great day. 1051 01:00:21,085 --> 01:00:22,118 I have to tell you something. 1052 01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:23,887 You're gonna get mushy, too? 1053 01:00:23,888 --> 01:00:25,455 You have to promise that you'll stay... 1054 01:00:27,191 --> 01:00:28,725 cool, 1055 01:00:28,726 --> 01:00:31,360 calm and collected. 1056 01:00:31,361 --> 01:00:32,495 You promise? 1057 01:00:32,496 --> 01:00:34,999 Yes. Okay, I promise. 1058 01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:39,136 They robbed us. 1059 01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:42,505 - Pardon me? - They kidnapped you. 1060 01:00:42,506 --> 01:00:44,308 Yeah. Good one, Strawn. Very funny. 1061 01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:46,342 Seriously, where'd they go? 1062 01:00:46,343 --> 01:00:47,644 They held you to ransom. 1063 01:00:48,813 --> 01:00:50,579 They took my phone, 1064 01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:53,350 my wallet, the map, the matches, 1065 01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:55,352 fishing rod... 1066 01:00:57,287 --> 01:00:58,322 the camera. 1067 01:01:00,725 --> 01:01:03,426 I... I know it didn't feel like a kidnapping, 1068 01:01:03,427 --> 01:01:05,629 but that's what just happened. 1069 01:01:07,798 --> 01:01:09,033 Oh God. 1070 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,200 I'm sorry. 1071 01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:16,173 They took everything. 1072 01:01:17,842 --> 01:01:21,511 The camera, the proof. Everything! 1073 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:27,250 And... you just let them? 1074 01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:28,652 - I-- - Just... 1075 01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:32,022 You just handed it over 1076 01:01:33,758 --> 01:01:35,624 on a silver platter. 1077 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:37,026 I'm so sorry. 1078 01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,594 Do I need to remind you 1079 01:01:38,595 --> 01:01:42,098 that that camera footage was going to save Mum and me 1080 01:01:42,099 --> 01:01:44,533 from becoming another depressing welfare statistic? 1081 01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:46,904 It was going to save our lives. 1082 01:01:49,439 --> 01:01:51,074 You hate me, don't you? 1083 01:01:51,075 --> 01:01:52,708 I actually can't even put into words 1084 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:55,045 how much hate I feel towards you right now. 1085 01:01:57,214 --> 01:01:58,215 Know what? 1086 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:03,887 I can't stand the sight of you. 1087 01:02:03,888 --> 01:02:07,090 Your idiotic nail polish 1088 01:02:07,091 --> 01:02:08,958 and your crap, 1089 01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:12,628 low-budget TV-magician clothes. 1090 01:02:12,629 --> 01:02:15,331 And your greasy, ratty hair 1091 01:02:15,332 --> 01:02:18,769 and these big, dumb, dopey donkey eyes. 1092 01:02:20,304 --> 01:02:21,338 You know what? 1093 01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:25,141 You need to move away from me right now-- 1094 01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:26,910 What was I supposed to do? 1095 01:02:26,911 --> 01:02:29,278 - He was a karate master. - Move... 1096 01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:32,015 away... from... 1097 01:02:32,016 --> 01:02:34,117 me... now. 1098 01:02:34,118 --> 01:02:35,785 Mildred, be serious. 1099 01:02:35,786 --> 01:02:37,922 Like, 20 paces. Like we're in a duel. Go! 1100 01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:48,431 That wasn't 20 paces. 1101 01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:52,535 That was, like, 11 paces. And I can still see you. 1102 01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:55,371 Like a greasy smudge on the world. 1103 01:02:55,372 --> 01:02:56,807 Bugger off further. 1104 01:03:00,177 --> 01:03:01,444 It all makes sense now. 1105 01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:02,846 What makes sense? 1106 01:03:02,847 --> 01:03:04,414 Why you don't have any friends at school. 1107 01:03:05,415 --> 01:03:07,183 Why your mother never wants to take you camping. 1108 01:03:07,184 --> 01:03:08,484 Excuse me? 1109 01:03:08,485 --> 01:03:11,054 You know, this entire trip, 1110 01:03:11,055 --> 01:03:13,522 you've been nothing but a grade-A D-bag. 1111 01:03:13,523 --> 01:03:15,358 Yeah? Well, it takes one, to know one, doesn't it? 1112 01:03:15,359 --> 01:03:18,227 A pretentious, prickly runt. 1113 01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:19,362 I know you are. You said you were. 1114 01:03:19,363 --> 01:03:20,464 So, what am I? 1115 01:03:23,067 --> 01:03:24,101 You're an asshole. 1116 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,708 Twenty paces? You know what? Let's make it 50. 1117 01:03:32,709 --> 01:03:36,980 You know? Screw that. A hundred and fifty paces. 1118 01:03:36,981 --> 01:03:40,483 One, two, three, four, 1119 01:03:40,484 --> 01:03:44,253 five, six, seven, eight, nine, 1120 01:03:44,254 --> 01:03:46,489 ten, eleven, twelve... 1121 01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:50,694 thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen... 1122 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:57,766 119, 120, 121, 122... 1123 01:03:57,767 --> 01:04:00,304 123... 1124 01:04:04,108 --> 01:04:05,674 I can never do anything right. 1125 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:06,776 Ungrateful... 1126 01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:15,519 Stupid nail polish... 1127 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,621 low-budget TV magician. 1128 01:04:18,622 --> 01:04:20,423 Mildred! 1129 01:04:20,424 --> 01:04:22,091 Greasy, ratty hair. 1130 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:26,729 Hello? 1131 01:04:32,002 --> 01:04:33,636 Oh! 1132 01:04:43,113 --> 01:04:44,313 Hello? 1133 01:04:44,314 --> 01:04:47,317 Hello? 1134 01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:21,117 What's the matter, Mr. Twizted Illusions? 1135 01:05:21,118 --> 01:05:23,519 Got scared in the big, dark, spooky stones? 1136 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,621 No. 1137 01:05:27,457 --> 01:05:29,858 Yeah. Okay, I did. 1138 01:05:29,859 --> 01:05:30,960 I got lost, 1139 01:05:30,961 --> 01:05:32,095 I hurt my ankle, 1140 01:05:32,096 --> 01:05:33,829 and I heard some weird sounds 1141 01:05:33,830 --> 01:05:35,364 that made me very uncomfortable. 1142 01:05:35,365 --> 01:05:37,367 Listen to me. We have two options. 1143 01:05:38,402 --> 01:05:39,969 Yeah? And they are? 1144 01:05:39,970 --> 01:05:41,437 Live or die. 1145 01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:43,306 It really is that simple. 1146 01:05:43,307 --> 01:05:44,807 Now, don't know about you, 1147 01:05:44,808 --> 01:05:46,609 but I would quite like to live. 1148 01:05:46,610 --> 01:05:49,945 And I plan on getting that 50 grand back, too. 1149 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,048 With or without you. 1150 01:05:56,186 --> 01:05:58,787 We are days away from anywhere. 1151 01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:03,026 We have no food, no map, no fishing rod, no matches. 1152 01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:04,293 - They took-- - Everything. 1153 01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,263 I know. They took everything. 1154 01:06:08,232 --> 01:06:10,633 So? What now? 1155 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:13,437 Are you familiar with Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs? 1156 01:06:15,905 --> 01:06:20,343 Abraham Maslow, 1943, The Hierarchy of Needs. 1157 01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:22,078 At the base of the pyramid, 1158 01:06:22,079 --> 01:06:23,346 fundamental human needs, 1159 01:06:23,347 --> 01:06:25,914 the very foundations of survival. 1160 01:06:25,915 --> 01:06:29,352 Warmth, shelter, food, and water. 1161 01:06:29,353 --> 01:06:32,188 Shelter, we have. 1162 01:06:32,189 --> 01:06:34,223 Warmth, we have. 1163 01:06:34,224 --> 01:06:38,027 All things considered, we're off to a pretty good start. 1164 01:06:38,028 --> 01:06:41,764 Now, as calories are in short supply, 1165 01:06:41,765 --> 01:06:44,101 I suggest we make camp... 1166 01:06:46,070 --> 01:06:47,270 by that lake down there. 1167 01:06:47,271 --> 01:06:51,174 We'll have food and water on our doorstep. 1168 01:06:51,175 --> 01:06:54,177 We can plot our next move from there with clear heads 1169 01:06:54,178 --> 01:06:55,445 and full bellies. 1170 01:06:57,281 --> 01:06:58,615 Now, tell me, Strawn, 1171 01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:01,451 Can you whittle? 1172 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:03,553 Can I what? 1173 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:32,748 Keep going. You're getting there. 1174 01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:49,699 Come... on... 1175 01:07:51,735 --> 01:07:53,969 - Get back. I've got this. - You sure about that? 1176 01:07:53,970 --> 01:07:55,271 Yes, I'm sure about that. 1177 01:07:55,272 --> 01:07:57,072 I've read all about it. 1178 01:07:57,073 --> 01:07:58,407 Well, just 'cause you've read about it doesn't mean you... 1179 01:07:58,408 --> 01:08:00,743 Silence. I need to concentrate. 1180 01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:02,045 Go and whittle. 1181 01:08:08,318 --> 01:08:10,085 How did you... 1182 01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,188 It's called magic. 1183 01:08:12,356 --> 01:08:14,357 The thumb flint. 1184 01:08:14,358 --> 01:08:17,326 "An essential weapon in any illusionist's arsenal." 1185 01:08:17,327 --> 01:08:18,595 Found a spare one. 1186 01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:25,469 Oh. 1187 01:08:27,404 --> 01:08:28,438 Christ... 1188 01:08:29,739 --> 01:08:32,775 Sorry. I guess I'm not very good at whittling. 1189 01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:34,877 No, I didn't think you would be. 1190 01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:36,679 That's why I asked you to do it. 1191 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:37,780 What? 1192 01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:39,615 I wanted to give you something 1193 01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:41,985 to occupy your mind, to focus on. 1194 01:08:43,019 --> 01:08:44,387 It's worked. 1195 01:08:44,388 --> 01:08:45,621 You've calmed down, haven't you? 1196 01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:47,456 We're still stranded out here. 1197 01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:50,126 And... voila! 1198 01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:51,795 Oh. 1199 01:08:52,429 --> 01:08:53,662 I'm going in. 1200 01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:55,465 What? 1201 01:09:05,409 --> 01:09:07,410 What, you really think you're gonna be able to catch a-- 1202 01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:13,249 Look at this great big bugger! 1203 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:15,184 Mmm. 1204 01:09:22,892 --> 01:09:24,727 Fancy a spot of tea, old chap? 1205 01:09:24,728 --> 01:09:26,094 Mmm. 1206 01:09:26,095 --> 01:09:28,431 God, I would kill for a cup of tea. 1207 01:09:28,432 --> 01:09:29,533 Well. 1208 01:09:31,735 --> 01:09:32,802 Piper excelsum. 1209 01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:37,105 Known around these parts as Kawakawa. 1210 01:09:37,106 --> 01:09:38,541 Kawakawa? 1211 01:09:38,542 --> 01:09:41,009 It has powerful antiseptic properties 1212 01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:44,046 and it happens to taste scrump-diddly-umptious too. 1213 01:09:44,047 --> 01:09:45,181 Sling that down your gullet. 1214 01:09:49,753 --> 01:09:52,054 That's good. Really good. 1215 01:09:52,055 --> 01:09:53,189 Mmm. 1216 01:09:57,961 --> 01:09:58,995 You know, Strawn? 1217 01:10:00,163 --> 01:10:01,231 I don't think less of you. 1218 01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:04,433 W... what? 1219 01:10:04,434 --> 01:10:06,236 That's what you're thinking, isn't it? 1220 01:10:08,472 --> 01:10:11,140 That you... failed to be a man... 1221 01:10:14,378 --> 01:10:16,580 You crapped the bed as a protector... 1222 01:10:19,516 --> 01:10:21,417 and your weakness put us in grave danger 1223 01:10:21,418 --> 01:10:24,119 and now... we're two of the 8,000 people 1224 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:25,822 who go missing in New Zealand every year. 1225 01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:29,426 All because you're weak. 1226 01:10:30,627 --> 01:10:31,661 And naive. 1227 01:10:33,997 --> 01:10:35,699 And you refused the call to action 1228 01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:38,402 like a coward. 1229 01:10:41,037 --> 01:10:42,272 Is that what you really think? 1230 01:10:44,207 --> 01:10:46,276 No. No, that's what I think you think. 1231 01:10:49,346 --> 01:10:50,614 What part of it isn't true? 1232 01:10:54,684 --> 01:10:56,252 God, I really messed this up, didn't I? 1233 01:10:59,356 --> 01:11:00,924 I let him take everything. 1234 01:11:02,559 --> 01:11:03,992 I let him. 1235 01:11:03,993 --> 01:11:06,261 I just handed it to him on a silver platter. 1236 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,364 Just like you said. 1237 01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:13,102 You're talking about Arnold or David Blaine? 1238 01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:17,105 Sorry. 1239 01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:18,207 Look. 1240 01:11:19,743 --> 01:11:20,809 We lost it all. 1241 01:11:20,810 --> 01:11:22,110 It's a kick in the head, no doubt. 1242 01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:24,680 But, we've got grub in our guts, 1243 01:11:24,681 --> 01:11:27,683 air in our lungs, and somewhere cozy to sleep. 1244 01:11:27,684 --> 01:11:29,652 We're not done yet, mate. 1245 01:11:29,653 --> 01:11:31,019 No way. 1246 01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:32,589 No bloody way. 1247 01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:42,566 Mildred. 1248 01:11:44,868 --> 01:11:45,902 Yeah? 1249 01:11:48,237 --> 01:11:49,272 I'll look after you. 1250 01:12:35,652 --> 01:12:37,386 Ooh! 1251 01:12:37,387 --> 01:12:39,287 See these black and green mushrooms? 1252 01:12:39,288 --> 01:12:41,223 Yeah. 1253 01:12:41,224 --> 01:12:43,859 Well, if we ever get separated, 1254 01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:44,994 don't ever eat those. 1255 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:47,397 Why? What happens? 1256 01:12:48,765 --> 01:12:51,634 Full body numbness, hallucinations, possible nausea, 1257 01:12:51,635 --> 01:12:52,801 and projectile vomiting. 1258 01:12:52,802 --> 01:12:54,203 Oh. Sounds fun. 1259 01:12:55,505 --> 01:12:57,640 I'm obviously kidding. 1260 01:12:57,641 --> 01:12:59,274 Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad. 1261 01:12:59,275 --> 01:13:01,511 Drugs tear families and communities apart. 1262 01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:05,849 Ah, here we go. 1263 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:11,320 Pleurotus parsonsaie. 1264 01:13:12,355 --> 01:13:13,857 Velvet oyster mushrooms. 1265 01:13:19,195 --> 01:13:20,763 I've always wanted to try these. 1266 01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:22,931 Why? Looks disgusting. 1267 01:13:22,932 --> 01:13:24,767 You know what looks disgusting? 1268 01:13:24,768 --> 01:13:27,937 The corpses that have succumbed to starvation in the wilderness. 1269 01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:31,941 Dead people. 1270 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:38,214 Hey. What is it? 1271 01:13:39,849 --> 01:13:41,718 Mildred, you okay? 1272 01:13:48,825 --> 01:13:49,959 I have to tell you something. 1273 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,662 It'll change the way you look at me, 1274 01:13:53,663 --> 01:13:56,264 forever, probably, but... 1275 01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:57,332 I have to say it. 1276 01:13:57,333 --> 01:13:58,868 Okay. 1277 01:14:04,674 --> 01:14:05,809 I used to wish... 1278 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,379 my mum would just disappear. 1279 01:14:13,617 --> 01:14:16,586 I'd... lie awake at night... 1280 01:14:18,588 --> 01:14:19,988 just hoping 1281 01:14:19,989 --> 01:14:21,658 that she wouldn't be there when I woke up. 1282 01:14:25,762 --> 01:14:26,796 And you'd come. 1283 01:14:31,535 --> 01:14:32,668 And you'd understand me. 1284 01:14:32,669 --> 01:14:35,605 You'd really understand me... 1285 01:14:38,074 --> 01:14:39,175 like she never could. 1286 01:14:42,646 --> 01:14:44,412 We'd do things together. 1287 01:14:44,413 --> 01:14:47,183 All the things that Mum is too afraid to do. 1288 01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:51,655 Like go camping. 1289 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:54,523 Hunting. 1290 01:14:54,524 --> 01:14:56,224 Fishing. 1291 01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:58,193 You know? 1292 01:14:58,194 --> 01:14:59,529 Stuff of adventures. 1293 01:15:08,572 --> 01:15:10,339 And... 1294 01:15:12,742 --> 01:15:14,443 ...maybe my wish did come true. 1295 01:15:18,414 --> 01:15:19,616 But in the wrong ways. 1296 01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:29,192 I... 1297 01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:31,795 I don't want my mum to go now. 1298 01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:34,664 I don't want her to go. 1299 01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:42,706 And as for you understanding me... 1300 01:15:50,146 --> 01:15:51,480 Here. Have a tissue. 1301 01:17:19,535 --> 01:17:20,970 Is this what you wanted? 1302 01:17:22,038 --> 01:17:23,038 Toast! 1303 01:17:33,116 --> 01:17:35,018 Hey. What is it? 1304 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,691 What is it? 1305 01:17:45,962 --> 01:17:47,363 I had a bad dream and... 1306 01:17:48,597 --> 01:17:50,033 and now I need to go wee. 1307 01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:53,602 I don't want to go on my own. 1308 01:17:55,138 --> 01:17:56,272 Yeah. Okay. 1309 01:17:57,406 --> 01:17:58,541 Let me get my boots. 1310 01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:31,907 Why does it have to involve so much walking? 1311 01:18:31,908 --> 01:18:33,541 Could we just shoplift? 1312 01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:35,778 Shut up, will you. It's about me and you. 1313 01:18:35,779 --> 01:18:38,480 These wee crimes are supposed to bring us together, 1314 01:18:38,481 --> 01:18:40,282 but at the moment, 1315 01:18:40,283 --> 01:18:43,118 all I want to be is a million bloody miles away from you. 1316 01:18:46,856 --> 01:18:48,924 - It's them. - Who? 1317 01:18:48,925 --> 01:18:50,125 Who'd you think? 1318 01:18:50,126 --> 01:18:51,426 The buggers who kidnapped me, 1319 01:18:51,427 --> 01:18:52,961 took our belongings, left us for dead. 1320 01:18:52,962 --> 01:18:54,429 Think you remember them? 1321 01:18:54,430 --> 01:18:55,898 What should we do? 1322 01:18:55,899 --> 01:18:58,266 - Isn't it obvious? - Obvious? 1323 01:18:58,267 --> 01:18:59,601 No, it's not obvious. 1324 01:18:59,602 --> 01:19:02,070 In fact, it's very far from obvious. 1325 01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:03,907 Hey. Where are you going? 1326 01:19:05,508 --> 01:19:06,842 You can't leave me alone, woman. 1327 01:19:06,843 --> 01:19:08,343 Come on. Well? 1328 01:19:08,344 --> 01:19:09,611 Let it go. 1329 01:19:09,612 --> 01:19:11,013 - Wait here. - Let it go. 1330 01:19:11,014 --> 01:19:12,014 Let it go? 1331 01:19:12,015 --> 01:19:13,015 You snog my sister, 1332 01:19:13,016 --> 01:19:14,582 I'm supposed to just let it go?! 1333 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:16,118 How many times do I got to tell you? 1334 01:19:16,119 --> 01:19:17,352 I want to talk about you. 1335 01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:18,653 Put your head in the sand 1336 01:19:18,654 --> 01:19:20,155 and everything's gone away, 1337 01:19:20,156 --> 01:19:23,091 go away, just ignoring everything, 1338 01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:25,327 - when we have to talk-- - Shut up, woman, for God's sake. 1339 01:19:25,328 --> 01:19:27,429 Just let it go. Please. 1340 01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:29,031 - Let it go? - All night. 1341 01:19:29,032 --> 01:19:30,799 You've been at me all night. 1342 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,634 You snogged my sister. 1343 01:19:32,635 --> 01:19:34,102 You want me to just let it go? 1344 01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:36,671 Number one. It was five years ago. 1345 01:19:36,672 --> 01:19:38,841 - Can you not let it go? - My sister. 1346 01:19:38,842 --> 01:19:40,675 - Number two... - My sister! 1347 01:19:40,676 --> 01:19:43,378 ...I was drunk. She was drunk. 1348 01:19:43,379 --> 01:19:44,679 Number three. 1349 01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:48,116 She was terrible in bed. Her breath stunk. 1350 01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:50,618 Being an adult... You know, I mean... 1351 01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:52,354 Relationships are just so damn complicated. 1352 01:19:52,355 --> 01:19:54,122 Shh. Just listen. 1353 01:19:54,123 --> 01:19:55,858 ...a vomit-flavored stick... 1354 01:19:55,859 --> 01:19:57,525 All I want to do is just get some sleep. 1355 01:19:57,526 --> 01:19:59,461 Please. I beg you. 1356 01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:01,796 Yeah. Sweet dreams. 1357 01:20:01,797 --> 01:20:03,331 - Ah, shut up, woman. - Wait. 1358 01:20:03,332 --> 01:20:05,167 You're not seriously gonna grab our stuff, are you? 1359 01:20:05,168 --> 01:20:07,236 I'm seriously going to grab our stuff. 1360 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,572 Okay. Here's the plan. 1361 01:20:10,573 --> 01:20:13,041 I'm going to grab their bag and I'm gonna toss it to you. 1362 01:20:13,042 --> 01:20:14,709 Just like a rugby ball. 1363 01:20:14,710 --> 01:20:16,678 Then we're both just going to sprint up to our tent. 1364 01:20:16,679 --> 01:20:18,180 - Yeah? - What? 1365 01:20:18,181 --> 01:20:19,714 And lead them straight back to our headquarters? 1366 01:20:19,715 --> 01:20:21,016 Oh, yeah. 1367 01:20:21,017 --> 01:20:22,318 You're totally right. 1368 01:20:25,054 --> 01:20:26,521 Okay. 1369 01:20:26,522 --> 01:20:27,990 I'm going to run up to that high ground there. 1370 01:20:27,991 --> 01:20:28,924 What if they catch us? 1371 01:20:28,925 --> 01:20:30,258 - They won't. - Why? 1372 01:20:30,259 --> 01:20:31,894 'Cause I'm gonna throw their boots 1373 01:20:31,895 --> 01:20:34,162 into the bush and snap the tent zipper off. 1374 01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:35,363 Okay. That's officially 1375 01:20:35,364 --> 01:20:36,398 the craziest thing I've ever heard. 1376 01:20:36,399 --> 01:20:38,400 I know. I'm bloody jazzed too. 1377 01:20:40,436 --> 01:20:41,536 Okay. 1378 01:20:41,537 --> 01:20:43,571 Hear that? 1379 01:20:43,572 --> 01:20:45,340 They're snoring already. 1380 01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,609 We need to move with maximum speed 1381 01:20:47,610 --> 01:20:49,211 and maximum stealth. 1382 01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:50,778 Go. Go. Go. 1383 01:20:50,779 --> 01:20:52,515 - Wait, wait, wait. - No, no, no. 1384 01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:55,151 Jesus! 1385 01:21:20,176 --> 01:21:21,744 Shh... shh. 1386 01:21:38,294 --> 01:21:39,995 Ah. 1387 01:21:39,996 --> 01:21:41,463 - What's going on? - Go, Go! 1388 01:21:41,464 --> 01:21:43,265 Angelina! 1389 01:21:43,266 --> 01:21:44,499 You thieving swine! 1390 01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,603 I'll kill you! Ah! 1391 01:21:50,639 --> 01:21:52,175 Get them, Jethro! 1392 01:21:53,176 --> 01:21:54,342 Oi! 1393 01:21:54,343 --> 01:21:55,343 It's our property now! 1394 01:21:59,515 --> 01:22:01,117 Come here, you. 1395 01:22:01,717 --> 01:22:02,917 I'll kill yous! 1396 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,452 Come here! 1397 01:22:04,453 --> 01:22:05,753 - That's my stuff! - Come on! 1398 01:22:05,754 --> 01:22:07,822 - He's going to catch us! - No, he's not. 1399 01:22:07,823 --> 01:22:09,791 How can you be sure? 1400 01:22:09,792 --> 01:22:11,427 Look at the ground! 1401 01:22:13,029 --> 01:22:14,429 Come back here! 1402 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,100 Come on! 1403 01:22:18,101 --> 01:22:20,002 Well done! 1404 01:22:20,003 --> 01:22:21,604 Hey! 1405 01:22:24,507 --> 01:22:26,309 Ow! 1406 01:22:29,312 --> 01:22:31,147 I'm gonna kill you! 1407 01:22:33,716 --> 01:22:35,717 I'm gonna kill you! 1408 01:22:41,257 --> 01:22:42,324 Ooh. 1409 01:22:48,097 --> 01:22:49,864 Listen, you muppets! 1410 01:22:49,865 --> 01:22:51,766 It wasn't personal before, 1411 01:22:51,767 --> 01:22:54,837 but it's really personal now! 1412 01:22:56,072 --> 01:23:00,375 Oh, I've made a catastrophic blunder. 1413 01:23:00,376 --> 01:23:02,244 What? Why? 1414 01:23:02,245 --> 01:23:04,680 I appear to have led us 1415 01:23:06,582 --> 01:23:07,682 to a cliff-edge. 1416 01:23:07,683 --> 01:23:08,784 Oh. 1417 01:23:18,861 --> 01:23:20,196 Um... 1418 01:23:27,570 --> 01:23:28,504 Well... 1419 01:23:30,239 --> 01:23:32,340 Ah, I guess we could hide out 1420 01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:34,909 and slowly make our way back to camp? 1421 01:23:34,910 --> 01:23:36,712 We need to make sure we've still got the proof. 1422 01:23:37,746 --> 01:23:38,714 - Get the camera. - Right. 1423 01:23:42,785 --> 01:23:43,886 Here. 1424 01:23:46,021 --> 01:23:47,356 Okay. 1425 01:23:48,424 --> 01:23:50,092 Okay, darling. 1426 01:23:50,093 --> 01:23:51,259 Looking great. 1427 01:23:52,795 --> 01:23:54,529 That's it. Lovely. Give me a bit more hair. 1428 01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:56,731 - Is that good? How's that? - Yeah. You look... 1429 01:23:56,732 --> 01:23:58,433 Oh, you look beautiful. Just, now just, now, flick it. 1430 01:23:58,434 --> 01:24:00,302 Flick it like your sister. Go, flick like... 1431 01:24:00,303 --> 01:24:01,536 What did you say? 1432 01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:02,770 I said, flick your hair. 1433 01:24:02,771 --> 01:24:03,972 What? 1434 01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:08,677 They recorded over it. 1435 01:24:13,316 --> 01:24:15,250 And they drained the bloody battery. 1436 01:24:15,251 --> 01:24:17,720 Fifty grand. Gone again. 1437 01:24:20,223 --> 01:24:21,324 Strawn? 1438 01:24:22,325 --> 01:24:24,292 We may have some more pressing issues right now. 1439 01:24:24,293 --> 01:24:26,362 What could possibly be more pressing than this? 1440 01:24:29,198 --> 01:24:31,633 Oh, this is definitely more pressing. 1441 01:24:31,634 --> 01:24:33,536 Yeah. My thoughts exactly. 1442 01:24:35,504 --> 01:24:37,905 He looks hungry. They get bold when they're hungry. 1443 01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:40,276 Maybe there's some food in their bag. 1444 01:24:41,977 --> 01:24:43,745 Reach in slowly and have a look. 1445 01:24:46,249 --> 01:24:48,117 Anything? 1446 01:24:52,321 --> 01:24:53,856 Let's see if they like ham sandwiches. 1447 01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:13,375 All right, come on. We gotta move. 1448 01:25:16,212 --> 01:25:18,647 Oh! 1449 01:25:25,254 --> 01:25:27,289 Um, can panthers climb ropes? 1450 01:25:28,791 --> 01:25:29,957 No, they can't. 1451 01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,059 Alright, get on. 1452 01:25:34,096 --> 01:25:35,530 Go, go, go, go. 1453 01:25:41,437 --> 01:25:42,870 Don't stop moving. 1454 01:25:45,174 --> 01:25:46,609 Nice kitty! 1455 01:25:53,382 --> 01:25:57,051 Just keep going. 1456 01:25:57,052 --> 01:25:58,321 Don't stop! 1457 01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:12,234 It's trying to tear the rope! 1458 01:26:21,410 --> 01:26:22,611 Ah! 1459 01:26:23,746 --> 01:26:24,780 We're gonna make it. 1460 01:26:27,082 --> 01:26:28,883 Ow. Ow, my hands hurt. 1461 01:26:28,884 --> 01:26:30,518 I can't hold on. 1462 01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:31,619 - You can do it. - Ah. 1463 01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:32,720 Keep going. 1464 01:26:32,721 --> 01:26:33,921 Ow! 1465 01:26:36,659 --> 01:26:37,692 I can't do it. 1466 01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:39,394 Yes, you can. You got this. 1467 01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,301 You've got it! It's okay. 1468 01:26:46,302 --> 01:26:47,403 - Mildred! - Ah! 1469 01:26:49,972 --> 01:26:51,373 I'm coming. 1470 01:26:54,877 --> 01:26:56,210 Now, hold on! 1471 01:26:58,113 --> 01:26:59,382 No, no, no, no, no. 1472 01:27:00,883 --> 01:27:01,983 No! 1473 01:27:01,984 --> 01:27:03,218 Strawn, help me! 1474 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,921 Help! 1475 01:27:06,989 --> 01:27:08,390 - Strawn! - I'm coming. 1476 01:27:08,391 --> 01:27:11,993 Mildred! 1477 01:27:11,994 --> 01:27:13,995 - I'm slipping. - No! 1478 01:27:13,996 --> 01:27:15,730 Don't let go. No! 1479 01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:18,334 No! No, no, no! 1480 01:27:20,703 --> 01:27:21,969 Hold on! 1481 01:27:21,970 --> 01:27:24,138 Strawn! Help! 1482 01:27:24,139 --> 01:27:26,308 Mildred! 1483 01:27:29,312 --> 01:27:31,112 Strawn, I'm gonna... 1484 01:27:31,113 --> 01:27:32,514 No! 1485 01:27:32,515 --> 01:27:34,516 - No! - I got you. 1486 01:27:34,517 --> 01:27:36,017 I got you. Look at me. 1487 01:27:36,018 --> 01:27:37,685 - Strawn, I'm slipping. - Mildred! 1488 01:27:37,686 --> 01:27:39,555 - Mildred, look at me. - I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! 1489 01:27:41,557 --> 01:27:44,158 Wrist strength of a professional wrestler. 1490 01:27:44,159 --> 01:27:45,394 Remember? 1491 01:27:49,097 --> 01:27:51,933 Now, just stay calm. 1492 01:27:51,934 --> 01:27:53,435 When you're ready, I want you to... 1493 01:28:45,488 --> 01:28:48,723 Help! 1494 01:28:48,724 --> 01:28:50,558 Mildred. 1495 01:28:56,865 --> 01:28:57,966 Ah! 1496 01:29:01,870 --> 01:29:03,605 Mildred! 1497 01:29:03,606 --> 01:29:05,673 Help. 1498 01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:07,575 Strawn, help me! Help me, please! 1499 01:29:07,576 --> 01:29:08,843 Oh God! 1500 01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:11,045 Ow! Ow, don't move it. 1501 01:29:11,046 --> 01:29:12,780 Oh. 1502 01:29:12,781 --> 01:29:14,616 - Jesus. - Ow! Ow! 1503 01:29:14,617 --> 01:29:17,185 It's going to be okay, Mildred. You're gonna be fine. 1504 01:29:18,153 --> 01:29:19,187 Mushrooms. 1505 01:29:20,489 --> 01:29:22,123 Huh? 1506 01:29:22,124 --> 01:29:23,391 Why are you talking about mushrooms? 1507 01:29:23,392 --> 01:29:24,660 For the pain. 1508 01:29:26,328 --> 01:29:27,762 Please. 1509 01:29:27,763 --> 01:29:28,964 Right. Yeah. 1510 01:29:33,436 --> 01:29:35,870 - Come on. Come on... - Strawn! 1511 01:29:35,871 --> 01:29:40,542 Help! [whimpering] Come on! 1512 01:29:40,543 --> 01:29:41,610 Ah! 1513 01:29:43,278 --> 01:29:44,880 Oh, damn it. 1514 01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:47,482 Ah... 1515 01:29:47,483 --> 01:29:49,116 Strawn! 1516 01:29:49,117 --> 01:29:50,452 Screw it! 1517 01:29:58,994 --> 01:30:01,963 I got all of them. Um, which ones? 1518 01:30:01,964 --> 01:30:04,632 Green and... Green and black. 1519 01:30:04,633 --> 01:30:07,669 This? Are you sure? 1520 01:30:07,670 --> 01:30:08,871 Yeah. 1521 01:30:18,547 --> 01:30:19,848 Hold my hand. 1522 01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:32,227 I'm so, so sorry. 1523 01:30:42,571 --> 01:30:43,639 Mildred? 1524 01:30:51,046 --> 01:30:52,547 Oh... 1525 01:30:52,548 --> 01:30:53,482 Mildred...? 1526 01:30:54,416 --> 01:30:55,383 Wake up. 1527 01:30:56,418 --> 01:30:57,452 Wake up. 1528 01:31:00,388 --> 01:31:01,423 Hey there. 1529 01:31:03,125 --> 01:31:04,159 Welcome back. 1530 01:31:05,393 --> 01:31:06,461 I feel fizzy. 1531 01:31:12,735 --> 01:31:13,902 What are you thinking? 1532 01:31:15,103 --> 01:31:17,905 I'm thinking that between getting you kidnapped, 1533 01:31:17,906 --> 01:31:19,641 attacked by a panther, 1534 01:31:19,642 --> 01:31:21,142 thrown off a cliff, 1535 01:31:21,143 --> 01:31:23,477 and feeding you weird mushrooms, 1536 01:31:23,478 --> 01:31:24,979 I've secured my place 1537 01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:26,749 on the Mount Rushmore of disappointing dads. 1538 01:31:27,783 --> 01:31:29,751 No, it's great. 1539 01:31:29,752 --> 01:31:31,553 It's all great. 1540 01:31:31,554 --> 01:31:33,187 I'm great. 1541 01:31:33,188 --> 01:31:34,289 You're great. 1542 01:31:36,058 --> 01:31:37,925 The planet is really great. 1543 01:31:37,926 --> 01:31:40,361 It's all so bloody great. 1544 01:31:44,132 --> 01:31:45,499 Now might be a good time to get 1545 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:48,069 that great, big, bloody tree off my legs. 1546 01:31:48,070 --> 01:31:50,105 Come on, Dad. 1547 01:31:51,974 --> 01:31:53,675 What did you say? 1548 01:31:53,676 --> 01:31:55,644 What? Nothing. 1549 01:31:57,412 --> 01:31:58,547 You called me "Dad." 1550 01:31:59,648 --> 01:32:00,683 Did I? 1551 01:32:01,784 --> 01:32:03,151 Yeah, you did. 1552 01:32:09,925 --> 01:32:11,593 Ready? 1553 01:32:11,594 --> 01:32:12,795 Alright. 1554 01:32:21,236 --> 01:32:22,403 Come on. 1555 01:32:26,341 --> 01:32:27,375 Come on! 1556 01:32:31,614 --> 01:32:33,348 I... I can't do it. 1557 01:32:34,449 --> 01:32:35,883 It's too heavy. 1558 01:32:35,884 --> 01:32:37,219 Ace of diamonds. 1559 01:32:40,522 --> 01:32:42,157 - What? - The magic trick... 1560 01:32:43,558 --> 01:32:44,593 on the window... 1561 01:32:45,694 --> 01:32:47,029 when we met. 1562 01:32:48,797 --> 01:32:51,834 I lied. I lied to you. 1563 01:32:55,938 --> 01:32:57,839 It was my card. 1564 01:33:00,242 --> 01:33:02,110 Come on, Dad. You can do this. 1565 01:33:05,513 --> 01:33:08,016 "Believe in magic." That's what you said. 1566 01:34:24,126 --> 01:34:25,527 I've had enough of camping. 1567 01:34:27,062 --> 01:34:28,330 Can we go home now? 1568 01:34:30,132 --> 01:34:31,266 What are the magic words? 1569 01:34:33,969 --> 01:34:35,270 I love you... 1570 01:34:36,438 --> 01:34:37,505 with all of my heart. 1571 01:34:51,854 --> 01:34:54,088 What are you doing? 1572 01:34:54,089 --> 01:34:55,957 Oh, you might not be familiar with this. 1573 01:34:55,958 --> 01:34:58,625 This is called keeping your kit clean. 1574 01:34:58,626 --> 01:35:00,294 Just chuck it in the car. 1575 01:35:00,295 --> 01:35:02,596 You've got to be kidding me. 1576 01:35:02,597 --> 01:35:04,698 Hey. That's your answer for everything, isn't it? 1577 01:35:04,699 --> 01:35:06,734 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1578 01:35:06,735 --> 01:35:08,936 Okay, look, just shut up, Jethro. 1579 01:35:08,937 --> 01:35:10,071 Shut up forever. 1580 01:35:10,072 --> 01:35:11,572 Okay, okay, I got it. 1581 01:35:11,573 --> 01:35:12,940 No, I'm driving. 1582 01:35:12,941 --> 01:35:14,641 Why do you keep banging on about that? 1583 01:35:14,642 --> 01:35:16,110 On and on and on about that? 1584 01:35:16,111 --> 01:35:17,745 I'm driving-- 1585 01:35:17,746 --> 01:35:19,146 Oi, oi... 1586 01:35:19,147 --> 01:35:21,448 - Get him! - Hey, stop! 1587 01:35:21,449 --> 01:35:23,050 - Come here you! - Stop them, Jethro! 1588 01:35:23,051 --> 01:35:24,451 Come here. 1589 01:35:24,452 --> 01:35:25,988 - Leave it alone! - Ah! 1590 01:35:26,889 --> 01:35:28,322 That's my Plymouth! 1591 01:35:28,323 --> 01:35:30,057 Jethro, just grab the car. 1592 01:35:30,058 --> 01:35:31,893 Go easy on the clutch! 1593 01:35:31,894 --> 01:35:34,062 Useless! 1594 01:35:34,963 --> 01:35:38,333 Those bloody muppets are even worse than us. 1595 01:35:45,908 --> 01:35:47,341 Whoo! 1596 01:35:47,342 --> 01:35:48,742 It's okay. 1597 01:35:49,945 --> 01:35:51,913 Everything's gonna be okay. 1598 01:35:51,914 --> 01:35:53,181 I promise. 1599 01:36:33,922 --> 01:36:36,390 Smile for your mom. She'll never believe this. 1600 01:36:36,391 --> 01:36:37,892 Shouldn't you be watching the road? 1601 01:36:37,893 --> 01:36:39,394 Dad? 1602 01:36:40,462 --> 01:36:41,830 Dad? 1603 01:36:42,364 --> 01:36:43,464 Oh God! 1604 01:37:34,149 --> 01:37:35,216 Dad? 1605 01:37:52,300 --> 01:37:53,668 Mum. 1606 01:38:04,012 --> 01:38:05,212 Jonesy. 1607 01:38:19,661 --> 01:38:21,762 Smile for your mom. She'll never believe this. 1608 01:38:21,763 --> 01:38:23,730 Shouldn't you be watching the road? 1609 01:38:23,731 --> 01:38:25,132 Dad! 1610 01:38:25,133 --> 01:38:26,267 Dad! 1611 01:38:26,268 --> 01:38:27,468 Oh God! 1612 01:38:41,649 --> 01:38:45,452 ♪ Went to a doctor Said I look so hard ♪ 1613 01:38:45,453 --> 01:38:49,290 ♪ And with a smile on his face pointed me to a junkyard ♪ 1614 01:38:49,291 --> 01:38:53,360 ♪ Look for an answer In empty doorways ♪ 1615 01:38:53,361 --> 01:38:57,164 ♪ Talked to a dancer, Said it's out on the highways ♪ 1616 01:38:57,165 --> 01:39:01,002 ♪ Well, come on, Doctor Won't you gimme a shot? ♪ 1617 01:39:01,003 --> 01:39:04,705 ♪ I'm feeling cold, boy Feeling hot ♪ 1618 01:39:04,706 --> 01:39:08,475 ♪ The doctor said no boy You gotta learn... ♪ 1619 01:39:08,476 --> 01:39:11,378 The hunt is on for a mysterious black cat, 1620 01:39:11,379 --> 01:39:14,281 which was spotted prowling on a mid-Canterbury farm. 1621 01:39:14,282 --> 01:39:16,617 Locals are convinced, it was a panther. 1622 01:39:16,618 --> 01:39:18,319 Just looked like a big, black cat, really. 1623 01:39:18,320 --> 01:39:19,786 It was yeah, just... 1624 01:39:19,787 --> 01:39:21,688 It's quite long, had a big long tail... 1625 01:39:21,689 --> 01:39:23,324 Like, it had that cat walk, you know. 1626 01:39:23,325 --> 01:39:24,491 Normally, you can tell the difference 1627 01:39:24,492 --> 01:39:26,393 between a dog and a cat. 1628 01:39:26,394 --> 01:39:27,961 But no, definitely, definitely wouldn't have been a dog. 1629 01:39:27,962 --> 01:39:29,496 Cat poo with, um, 1630 01:39:29,497 --> 01:39:32,033 bits of fur or bone in it. 1631 01:39:32,034 --> 01:39:35,169 Um, perhaps remains of prey... 1632 01:39:37,505 --> 01:39:39,641 Oh yeah, I see it, I see it. That's pretty big. 1633 01:39:41,509 --> 01:39:43,677 - That's not a [bleep] cat. - Eh? 1634 01:39:43,678 --> 01:39:45,212 That isn't a cat that's [bleep] huge! 109899