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hot hot too hot to

handle the lady is

hot too

hot to

too

tooo

too K and you think you bar too much too

much because the L is too much too hot

too much too much too

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hot to hot to

handle

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well then the L much too much too hot

to much too hot much too much too much

too

hot

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L choc coming

up hold it hold it hold it hold it no no

absolutely no good you'll be wearing a

tight dress Mari and one more high kick

like that and you'll bust it clear to

the Belt not quite the effect intended

or else you'll end up on your back with

your brains knocked out okay just about

where her brains are do you mind little

okay girl come on no hen fight at this

point all right swing it

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puski that done in yet here's got

somebody in the office tell him it's

time to look over the new Bunch would

you what you gotten there this time in

the morning a some whiz kid from a past

magazine is going to make us all famous

no maren you're kicking too

high come in no one's taking a

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bath hello now there new

problems Bank book Hy no no

problems oh this is Mr Robert juel of

Paris qu this is Paul neak my manager

hello he's going to write about his you

know the sort of thing starts as a boost

ends as a knock oh sure Read All About

It sexy sorted Soho England's greatest

shame sent for the missionaries before

it's too late forgive my manager Mr

jille when he was a child he was bitten

by a newspaper well they always say the

English have strange eating

habits well I better get this over to

the bank before they shove us all out on

the street

right oh midnight says don't forget the

lineup ready in a

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minute I don't mind him he's

useful besides I like unpleasant people

when I'm

pay but I'm not paying

you why do you want to write about this

club in particular our London office

says it's the best yours and a place

called Diamond Horseshoe man named delli

how much is it worth to you if I say all

right go ahead nothing if you say no I

cross the road and go to Mr denelli all

girls look alike in the dark room

mhm okay you've got a

deal but don't make me any

trouble noac talks tough I am tough you

see I made this place and I like it

Faith Mr solo you have no

faith come on I'll show you

around now come fall turn around this is

where we sift the diamonds from the dead

we hold these lineups every Monday

morning the Ned and the dead I call it

around well the bman will give you what

you want while he watch and again Martin

on the Rocks right swing around and

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again uh turn around please

fine and around

again thank you girls very nice now can

we see the next group and leave your

names at the desk as you leave thank

you all right turn around

please fine and back

again she's not wearing anything on top

she's okay what about the little blunt

who that with a rock and roll hair do oh

Johnny she's a baby Johnny she's hardly

out of the girl cops we don't want

trouble with the cops with the cops get

her Johnny already the cops don't love

you get her

to eat her

up that's what I'm afraid of all right

you stay behind young lady and you too

Miss uh Adams margerie Adams looks like

it's me and you out of all the others

just two left just like on

TV

well that's it what the man says not too

bad to catch considering I still say the

little one's too small to hook throw her

back in the water Johnny any good

fisherman would give her that chance any

good fisherman knows fresh bait when he

sees it Johnny You're a Rat sir in a rat

race you want me to be a

m this is Mr Robert juel Miss midnight

Franklin hello hello he's the one who's

going to do the r up about us oh what's

he using for facts just facts and photos

Every Picture Tells a Story there should

be some pictures as long as it isn't

some story AR you right show the

Waterview major mhm you told me all

about dday you were together in the

Airborne weren't you those were the days

not like these days you see how it is Mr

juo we just can't keep them all away

nurses models even School teachers

Housewives by the doesn't all in line to

take their clothes off psychological I

call it you think they know better what

with the hot breath and the customers

and the cold dress in the doorways is a

wonder they all don't drop bed from

ponia company

Johnny Mr Opel is one of my backers must

keep the Angels

happy morning come on

in

yeah I've seen angelss who look a bit

more like Angels than Mr arel if you ask

me oh he's not very pretty I agree just

not my type let's say his mother

probably liked

him scener is nice your side as

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well

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who is

she came in here one morning peeled with

the skin and solo signed her on says

she's Austrian says her name is Lillian

Decker and says no

questions

now come on tell me

more she's one for the books you know

I'd give my left arm to find out what's

going on behind that deep freeze pan of

hers I'll find out Secrets behind the

mask speciality of

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mine

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300

370

600 Kickback from a grateful company

director we helped him entertain a buyer

from

Mexico he

bought I've always envied solo as inside

friends I never seem to meet the right

kind of people I tell you diamonds with

me on the inside you can't go

wrong

Novac I have never up Ed to the idea of

helping you to nudge solo out of the way

but I just don't like your approach call

it delicacy but I just don't like it

after all I have to supply the men I

take the risks all right chop it down

the middle that's delicacy that's

delicacy now perhaps we ought to leave a

small momento on Solo's desk tonight no

point in wasting time is there now

that's up to

you I got to go back now solo gets kind

of nervous when I'm visiting the bank

you were my manager I'd have the bank

visit

me hi hello IO

know Ain she seeing you here M she

seeing you I thought you were one of

ours oh didn't you know that's our

secret

weapon

good evening sir good

evening lovely grub now let's get

something a little more exodic eh yeah

you think this one will be any good

might be a bit Overexposed would you

want another one oh thanks I'm driving

like when I see Mr serer back when I'm

wearing nothing but me nail polish honey

he says you are the maximum utmost you

didn't actually say maximum utmost

because we're between you you and me

so's a bit of a square m still he's the

boy with a dough Pieces Of Eight you

know so I said sure crazy I'll do the

gig for you but I warned him I got no

eyes for the casting couch by the way

you're pretty cool dad it I'm through

here at halfast 1 and I haven't got a

thing on you surprise me my

de that's the way the cookie

crumbles you mind

go

ahead what you know about what do you

know about this one hold it nothing I'm

Johnny come lately here but to see a

girl like that working in this flesh

Market I'd say that was a surprise well

you surprise me

too I do look Mis where else can a go

learn 25 a week and still have the day

free to go to school

school art school I'm a model in life

class I want to get on the working side

of the

easel I want to do this so this um flesh

Market is a solution why not nud

modeling at Art School pays half a CR an

all over here it works out at half a CR

a minute for the same thing and here at

warmer gee you're beautiful you know

that and you're sitting on my face to oh

I'm sorry that's all right what's your

name Stephanie can you beat that

Stephanie Swanson

honestly I think my mother must have

been out of her tiny little mind when

she decided to saddle me with a name

like that step can't tell you what a

handicap it's been in my career like

being born

crusty what would you like to become

called ponytail it look good and light

sort of catchy

ponytail presenting ponytail Swanson the

new overnight sensation the lest F

kitten it is quite commercial isn't it I

mean what do you really

think if I told you what I really think

you wouldn't listen to me oh I would

really I would get out go away now no

wait a minute do you know what they do

with little girls like you in a place

like this they eat you for breakfast

they put you in a machine and you come

out hard and tight and cold like the

rest of us that's my girl hold

it I don't have photog what

the I take it easy what are you doing

I'm sorry but I don't like pictures of

me why not you watch your she doesn't

bust you on the nose the moment I turn

my back the house falls down now we go

was only trying to take a picture I

don't like publicity why okay okay

that's enough leave her alone you got

everything you want in here in here yes

thank you come on flesh okay kids I'm

changing the order for tonight Marin you

open Jerry follows where's Cynthia oh

she went to see her mother in hospital

visiting our to 7 we got visiting hours

here too haven't you heard she's on in a

couple of minutes but her mother's very

curtain standby 2 minutes Melody you

feel in for sure I can do it to my left

ear as long as you do it on your two

feet curtain standby 2 minutes just like

the man says hurry up I say again stand

by the curtain 2 minutes so everybody

got to move

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on where the heck of you been I I left a

message I had to my my sick mother let

me go I'll let you go you little

I'll let you go for

good good evening ladies and gentlemen

and welcome to gentleman Johnny Solo's

pink flamingo where once again it's C

time well I did everything I could I

said you were at the hospital might as

well have been a hospital I never got

out of bed once I said you were visiting

your sick old mother yeah she's is sick

all right sick to death by the side of

me old man arus is here tonight and I

think he's got great big eyes for you

anyway I heard C talking to him about

you for later well he's not very pretty

but with the landlord beating on my door

anything goes oh quick honey the wolves

are howling okay let's go and give them

their

dinner look at this is Little Old Miss

Florence night Andale how's your

sick mother dear and should think I just

got out of jail or something don't give

us ideas honey oh come on now how did

you like that pay no attention I want to

show you the man with all the bail money

old man

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Arles old man apples and all is Glory

well at least your landlord will be

happy you underestimate me

dear and now let ladies and gentlemen to

start the evening for you we give you

London's now I stop at London we give

you the world's most glamorous number

the one and only midnight Franklin and

you can see for yourselves why all men

describe her as H H much too hot to

handle the L's a

dish too hot to

handle her every

wish must be

obeyed

you have to learn how to live in the sun

with no sign of

shade because the L's much too much too

hot

to the lady is

hot too hot to

hand the lady does

not to act like

a just try a kiss in the dark and you'll

think you've been

Barbe too because the Ladi much too much

too hot to

handle the lady is

much tooot too hot to handle too her

tenderous

touch to a tropical

thrill unless you think you can live

like a steak on a Sil the grill too much

too much well then the ladies much too

much too hot to

handle now teachers and Scholars

professors and Mystics have all of them

studied her Vital Statistics presidents

ministers leaders of Nations have broken

off talks to discuss her gations here's

the decision they got

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to

she's hot hot much too hot to

handle the signal is red hot much too

hot too hot to handle much too much too

I Shakespeare once

said to what a

Dame so here's your chance to behave

like a m around the candle PL too too

because the L's much too much much too

hot to

handle the ladies a trap hot much too

hot too hard to

handle so don't be a

s take my

advice keep well away or expect to be

burnt as a

sacrifice too because the ladies much

too much too hot to handle

too hot to

hand Mr

rles thank you very much sir tells me

you like two new ones today what are

they like one's just a kid police

problems don't touch the others more

your fighting weight says she goes to

art school so I can go up and see her

itching eh what about the kid how young

jail bait wasn't touch oh today

denelli what did he mean by secret

weapon well will have his little joke he

on

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watch

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a

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it's right the ti businessman getting

himself a bit more

TI suits

me see what I me and on his seat in the

place any night every

night and what for me boy just to see

half a dozen silly little girls taking

this off taking that Off beats

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me and you cater to their taste

apparently oh I don't twist their wrist

to make them come in and it's a living

come have a

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drink

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all right Luigi all right good evening

Mr delli what more do you need to

advertise yourself Neon Lights just tell

solo I want to see him why I don't like

it you don't have to you just take it

I'll be in his office it's empty sure

it's empty but I don't like it that's

too

bad and

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Johnny and AR what's the load on your

back problems Johnny only problems like

for

instance like this for instance a

telegram well well well all boys

together what a

switch hey that's a very nice dress you

nearly got on I like it quite the little

gentleman aren't

you did you say something about a

telegram yeah diamonds denelli Diamond

Horseshoe Soho Street

Etc we got eyes on your Club so don't

give us no trouble and do what we say no

signature here see for

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yourself

I ask you one question anything what did

you come and see me for do you think

maybe I sent you this no Johnny I don't

think you did but you know something you

might be next there's been talk going

around about protection maybe the

mafia's back in

SoHo I don't believe in fairy tals some

of the other clothes have been getting

little warnings all of a sudden this

could be a big operation could be

diamonds is right Johnny maybe you

better think this thing over what thing

which thing one lousy Telegram and

suddenly London Bridge is falling down

play it safe

solo separately we could be knocked off

by a big

combination together they may think

twice telegram Without A Name a kid with

a Shilling in his pocket could have S a

thing like that besides the postman

didn't ring my doorbell CH you see solo

by name solo by

Nature all right so maybe you don't need

a

friend I had a friend once

Don it didn't

take would you give me a light darling

Oh

certainly thanks how does a good-looking

boy like you come to be on his own I was

born that way well there's no reason to

stay like that why don't you buy me a

drink you won't Bel Lonely with me

around Charlie L off is a friend of

solos doing a story for us well how was

I to know okay okay I buy you drink

anyway mwb or for real for real martini

on the Rocks mwb what did he mean

Metropolitan water boring or Jin and

tick it's the same thing water which

looks like gin and a tick on the Slate

for my commission cigarette no thanks

there he's on our side give her a pget

Anyway come on passing Cloud Kings Way

Bristol I'll take Kings Way

you really are

nice would you like a picture taken yes

stay like that at10 a time I don't push

it too far well but they're only 30

Shillings for two only you better both

have a drink but no

mwb get him when I learn I learn pretty

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fast

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oh

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a

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Lily and darling it was beautiful such

class such finess you make the others

look like monkeys Mr apples I've told

you before you're wasting your

time I'm sure you will find the monkeys

much more obliging always like an

iceberg what's the matter with me lylian

you'll find I'm not so

bad what's the matter Mr AR nothing's

the matter CIA darling I just burnt the

hand with Miss

girl little CA kiss it make it

well yes such a comfort to a man here

what you doing I mean tonight I'm in

your hands you know what I mean and you

might burn your fingers again my car

will come down for you just after the

show had a great comfort to a man

Cynthia and a man needs his

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comforts

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Lan yes Mr

solo good night you were very unkind to

Mr apples he's an important client I

hope I marked him for Life Milan Mr

apples spends a lot of money in the club

he even has money invested in him I

don't ask you to go out with him but For

Heaven's Sake to burn a man with his own

cigar and a Havana one of that as long

as it was a good cigar H good night

honey are you the last the others have

all gone good

night why do you make of that one she

doesn't really belong in this joint

that's for

sure does

anybody

sexi 55 made of oh you I'm off duty

cross my heart no questions nothing

don't worry I'll get another taxi not at

this time in night I'll manage um drive

out the corner fast fast he says

fast good night

go is that Charlie

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mhm Same Old Gentleman Johnny nobody

ever locks up the place but

him and nobody ever puts off the

lights but him silly Superstition I

suppose I like it I like to watch you

that's cuz you've got simple tests sure

like you for instance like

me and I don't get it you could walk out

of that door and any man in London would

be glad to fall into your lap suppose I

said I don't want any man in London only

one then I'd say you were badly brought

up i' say

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I was brought up on a farm near Dallas

Texas nothing wrong with that the girl

from The Golden

West and she's a long long way from

home

we

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go taxi

taxi I told you I've got the last taxi

left in London so come

in

this time not so fast L me not so fast

he

says thank you for bringing me oh please

come quickly you mean me don't see

anything just walk with

me that's

right

what's going on what's the

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hurry no don't put on the lights go over

to the

window under the lamp post there's a

man

yes I see him is he watching you perhaps

shall I go

Daran what are we Whispering for should

I go down and ask him what he wants no

no no don't be a fool you sure you've

never seen him before huh no not that I

can

remember there you are that explains

your mystery come on take a good luck if

you don't believe

me yes he has gone of course he has your

imagination is too Vivid but anyhow I'm

grateful to that stranger nobody else

would have got me into your apartment

quite so quickly and I must ask you to

leave just as quickly I I'm grateful to

you Miss for seeing me home but please

go now please oh not just yet is it your

own apartment your own book

Sig Freud

AIS my goodness you very well read but

your tastous please go not even a cup of

coffee for the first white man to fly

the Atlantic single-handed please don't

force me to be ungracious okay and the

words of a famous American General I

shall return thank you

Melle

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Johnny don't understand

but who I don't know huh did they take

anything money no nothing just left

their little souvenir and flew away oh

Johnny that's night I told

you I was

scared that's their general idea but

why h

listen carefully this might answer that

question give the 500 to miss midnight

she will be picked up by car at 5:00

tonight outside Lamberth Palace she must

be alone don't try and think funny solo

do as I say and nobody will be

hurt they want you to deliver the money

5:00 outside lambath

Palace I wonder why that's where the

Archbishop lived oh now don't tell me

they've got the the Archbishop working

for him please maybe they've just got

religion after all they're in on every

other

Reon Johnny is this on the level I

thought we were

kidding could be on the

level what are you going to do I'm not

sure I

am Johnny you listen to me I know what

you're going to say yes Johnny and I'm

going to say it slowly so you can hear

get out of this let's get away you can't

win Johnny you don't even know who they

are there's no use fighting it no use

you think so I don't I always had to

fight I had to fight to get myself out

of the G I had to fight to get an

education a decent ex I even had to

fight to get myself out of the ranks in

the Army and become an officer I wasn't

born gentleman Johnny you

know when it was all over and all I had

to show for it was a deob suit and a

pretty little piece of and to start

fighting all over again to get what I am

now whatever that

is it's too late to stop now even if I

wanted to they'll destroy you Johnny

this is only the beginning it starts

with this and this time an axe stuck

into a table next time where you tell

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me the police

Johnny I'm not as much of a fool as

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that hello

hello hold on a minute it's going to be

all right

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12:00 he

Jas

oh 5:00

huh are you kidding that's the

Archbishop of canterbury's

place well don't worry I told you we'll

take care of it and don't worry about

the

girl I told you together we'll clean up

this thing in no

time

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5:00 now why can't those guys be

punctual maybe Big Ben's

first you keep keep your eyes on

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nerving

this looks like it

maybe get ready to tail him

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right

what the maybe they're just stalling for

time here we have lamber Palace lamber

bridge and over here we have the houses

of Parliament one of the best views in

London of the house of Parliament and of

course Big B in the corner we'll see

more of that later in the day now here

we have in front of us lamber Palace L

Palace used to be a Royal Manor House

standing in Green Fields used to belong

originally to

with on your

marks now Mor to Gateway were built in

490 I can't I don't get this looks like

we got the wrong number right I'll take

the briefcase don't move a look around

come on hand it over there's a good

girl

hey

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a foolproof plan don't worry the man

said we'll clean this up in no time time

the man says now look be reasonable

Johnny you said they were coming by car

but a man on foot and then that boat

yeah that fellow was pretty nifty you

said that before well who would have

believ it the cler talk talk forgive me

if I'm interested in what happens

next well all depends I think that 500

should keep them quiet until the next

time then another 500 somewhere else

Westminster EBY the TD of

London how long do you think I can

afford to go on standing on street

corners handing out money like a

traveling soup kitchen take it easy

Johnny come on now back we've still got

a club to

run I'll keep in touch Johnny do

that make sure they've gone okay Mr

Ben see if he's here

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yet

I've left the building good bring him

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in gee Mr

danelli how can that guy be so

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dishonest no is

was made a pitch to keep it on the

sea Joan of a was made of oens but baby

you were made for

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me Starry skies were made for love and

love is made for

free some say I was made to measure but

baby you were made for

me dbby and Jan were made for each other

poy was made for

B someone was made for wh mother to each

his own I

guess every D must seek its nest and

every lock get

key every love is made for someone and

Baby You Were Made for

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Me Kisses I made to

sample but love is made to

last let's follow the

example of all the famous lovers of the

past I tell you truly Jack and Jill went

up the hill to see what they could

see if those two kids can reach the

summit baby so can you and

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me Romeo met

Juliet beneath her

balcony if you want to play the lover

then baby just discover me

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man and Maid were made for each other

since Adam was made for

Eve some may run from one to another but

this I do believe eventually every death

must seek its nest and every lock it's

key every love is made for someone and

babyy you were made for me baby you were

made for me

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ooh I here I miss quite a story you miss

quite a story fill me in I talk too much

you get yourself a

drink well I never mind a pinch your two

honey that's all good clean fun but well

blimy you look like you went 15 rounds

with a heavyweight you got the right

division anyway well I wouldn't stand

for it I didn't much as I recall you're

a case

Cynthia Cas I was in a juvenile court

once and there was this old dish she

must have been a 100 and she looked at

me through her glasses and she said my

dear if you don't mend your ways I'll

fear you'll end up an outcast from

society me a refugee from 14 camps and

she's afraid I'll end up as an outcast

from

society well anyway then she walks off

to open up a garden party or something

like that you know you're okay Cynthia

you really

are oh well the girl guyss have arrived

at last and carrying in their arms their

newly adopted baby child well if it

isn't Little Miss Big Mouth anytime you

want pistols at dawn little mother gee

what happened to you did you hurt

yourself no got somebody else threw it

for

me right okay I no and if you say it

once more I scream but thanks for hiding

the telltale signs of conflict it was

such a comfort to me my darling and an

old man needs his

comfort well hello there hello I was

afraid you wouldn't talk to me why ever

not well I mean after all that good

advice and telling me to go away the

advice still goes that's your music you

better hurry okay they're playing our

tune

darling and now friends the arient

beckons the mysterious East the land of

strange barbaric rights the land of the

monsoon for months there's been a

drought the arched Earth calls for rain

but the rain guard

Waits

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angry

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a

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M sh

m

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w

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and all that water the wonder they call

this the cleanest place in town and now

if the band have not been washed away by

The Monsoon Professor I'm with the

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gabat good

night

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night do you mind L is with

me I'll kep you long let's

go

who is he that man I don't know I never

saw him before what you running for

maybe he was just making a pass I could

handle that no it was more I don't know

it looked sort of evil you should employ

me as a bodyguard you could get me cheap

you know that please don't make fun it's

the man I tell you he's following us

let's wait didn't see what he wants no

please go believe me okay okay

okay

thank you no

coffee no

questions no

questions black or white back milk is

for babies my father used to say as

water as for washing and so you follow

his example whever possible I see you

take back as well so do you take off to

your father

too my father died in the first year of

the war but why do you ask me these

things what has it to do with you you're

afraid of me as

well think I want to nose out your

guilty secrets and write a brilliant

expose stripy St is missing atams by huh

I have no

secrets Ian I think you're a liar I'm

not a very good

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one you sure you hadn't better tell me

everything you sure this isn't a story

for the police no not the

police okay go on the bathro home quick

come

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on

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oh sh

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put the lights

on you're sure you don't know this man

you've never seen him

before

never Conrad Müller company director

Hamburg born 19 1907

leig married with one

child ah it's even worse than I thought

he's in a very dangerous trade what is

it Merry

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Christmas Conrad Miller toy

salesman poor little man it's him right

why because he frightened you or just

because he's a man and you want to hurt

all man because you do don't you I have

good reason to what

reasons

my all right all right give me the

subtitles he was lonely that's all he

doesn't know any English and so he goes

to strip Club huh this th don't need to

know any English I'll give him that I

only wish to speak German again I was so

long as you speak English

before all right old friend now that you

had your little German lesson on your

way you didn't have to be so rough with

me you didn't have to frighten Miss deer

or to follow her home a girl from a show

like that have you never done such a

thing I have no wife and no child now

get

out

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well he's an old fool perhaps but don't

he so like many other stupid people he

goes to sad places like s's Club you

forget how lonely he is and he sees you

dance although your dance is joyous and

vindictive as if you despise the man you

pay to

please and you are paid for that

remember and you for trying to find out

things why do you keep asking about

about me I don't ask about you why not I

tell you I'm 28 years old white

unmarried I have a mother in Paris my

father died near home for alcoholics at

the age of

35 he was a writer not a very good one

that bothered him too much stop it stop

it why should I be ashamed I loved my

father and you you have parents my life

is none of your business go away and

leave me alone no I don't want you go

away

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how however fast or far you run you can

never leave yourself

behind

SP one last

thing you're

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beautiful

midnight I told you to go home I've got

business Johnny I've got a feeling now

you've had these feelings before

remember the little people who were

coming to fetch me and Carry Me Away in

the night stop trying to play it so cool

and listen to me Johnny what do you

think they're going to do when they open

that briefcase and find 500 photographs

of Miss D Franklin sit back and laugh

don't go back to your place tonight

Johnny come home with me you'll be safe

and tomorrow night what happens tomorrow

night do I take a room in a hotel in a

side street and the night after that now

I'll take my chances you go on help only

tonight Johnny please please 12:00

you're a very special girl you deserve

something better than me I'm not talking

about all that not now look I find

trouble as though I'd invented it it'll

rub off on you and I don't want that to

happen

Johnny you're a wonderful girl midnight

you should have a wonderful man look

find him marry him and be happy now go

on home

12 go on

home I'm not looking for marriage Johnny

I know the

tag solo by name and it's true it's no

good 12:00 now go on home now before you

get yourself into real

trouble

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director inquiry when you give me the

number of the Imperial all night can

pick a did

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it

your car won't go anywhere without

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this

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there you

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go all right let's get out here come on

get

out the Imperial all right garage is

Gerard

1071 hello hello are you still there

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caller

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Johnny oh

Johnny I came as soon as I heard were

little people the ones or was telling me

about they were waiting Johnny your face

yes it's not very pretty but then it

never was

oh it's a nice place we've got here sure

humble but at home problem what are we

going to

do we're going to get this place cleaned

up and open this club tonight what's all

that stuff about we never

closed they played rough

how do you figure to get all this

organized by tonight I don't know and

what I do know is that Johnny solo is

not going to close on account of any

bunch of hoods Mr solo my boyfriend's

got a kind of catering firm you know

weddings Garden parties and that well

I'm sure he'd let you have a few chairs

and tables I'll phone him if you like do

that CH do it now and I'll tell you what

I'll do Mr solo you put me in charge of

this bunch of goons and I'll have this

place pick and sping next to night time

it's all yours now there Lads and you

girls I want volunteers volunteers for

sweeping cleaning and picking up bits of

Bren glass now y three sweet y two clean

all right two girls get together pick up

the broken glass now come on what to be

waiting for let's get moving low to do

it Mo time to do it in who the heck's he

the photographer he's the one who was

taking pictures with your French

newspaper man the other thought I'd seen

him somewhere

before and 12:00 yes thank you thank me

what for not saying I told you

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sir

yes now you listen to me CH for one

little

second if

you listen so this kind of talk can only

in one way and One Last Thing If Ever I

get my hands on

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you

well what did he say told us all to go

to well and lots of other things

besid you stupid crumb can't you get

anything straight but Mr I done what you

say didn't I look this is your last

chance Al leave the money in a plain

envelope I know what it says now get out

of here you crumb anyway I already

didn't I what else could I do I told you

I wasn't cut out that kind of thing

leaving messages and all that

gear I told you was no good get out of

here I found that creep lining up on the

embankment for a free bowl of soup now

he tells me he's not cut out for this

sort of thing he's no good well we're a

great success aren't we we plant an axe

on his desk we beat him to a pop when we

wrecked the joint and what do we get in

return I'll tell you what we

get we get 500 happy snaps of Miss

midnight and an invitation to go to hell

that's what we

get maybe we didn't hurt him enough you

think

so you know you can twist a man's arm

till he cries

Uncle if he doesn't cry Uncle he'll

break it off no

dice you know what he's doing right now

he's got half the nudes in London

scrubbing the place out like a parcel of

child women you got to hand it to that

boy he doesn't crack

easy and I tell you another thing Mr

denelli and this you're not going to

like maybe he starts

thinking how come it's always my head

that gets busted open my joint that gets

given a workover

how come diamonds denelli never gets

beaten up like

me you can push it too

far well seven new memberships in the

mail

today what is it honey I've been hearing

voices you and Jonah AR what is this I

hung up just a moment too soon if I

could put a name to that Voice or a

face suddenly I'm full of ideas his

muscles aren't there what do you want

with him it's all right then I'll be

careful crossing the

road

muses

Mr s what was that you said said me I

said nothing what I supp you said then

you said just

enough get

him read any good telegrams

lately

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you shouldn't play with things like this

you might get

hit if I can do without it so can

you that's

her Aris vanishes thees

Ro

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golly somebody's in for seven years bad

luck starting

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when

and now folks we give you something new

from the steaming jungles of Africa

Johnny solo presents the Exotic exciting

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jungle

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h Hello they told me you'd gone tomorrow

this isn't the nature of

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orir aren't you going to be saying about

a Lilian I never expected you to get the

behind the Deep free but you seem to be

warming it up a bit you better say

goodbye for me by the time my next story

gets out I don't think she'll be leaning

over bewards to kiss me hello or

goodbye as far as I'm concerned you're

always

welcome apples wants Penny tail and a

couple of the others to join him and his

friends after the

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show I'd sooner be in a tank with an

octopus than with him no apples isn't

all that bad a ponytail she's a kid so

dumb she can't even find her head with

both hands well she wasn't engaged for

her head you know how old she is she's

underage you want me to write out the

numbers for you the only numbers I'm

interested in are 41 18 35 and a

half will you never

learn you're breaking my

heart

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ah

pen there's an associate of mine Mr arol

out in front he and a couple of business

friends I'd like you to join him for

supper after the shm all right Mr solo

this child shouldn't be aren't you star

I'm tired of being looked at as a white

slaver just because ponytail is going

out to supper with ople Morin and Jackie

will be there too besides you might be a

great help to her in her career but she

doesn't know I wish you all leave me

alone this could be my big chance

exactly and lilan I wouldn't be in too

much of a already to call in the

Salvation Army I'm taking a bit of a

chance on you too no passport no working

permit you want to be more grate

fi I wish you wouldn't interfere Mr

apples has film connections he has a lot

of important people behind

him did he see how far behind go back

what is it Johnny where are you going to

be tonight after we shut up sh going off

to mcky for shig game why well stay at

mcky till I call him if the hatchet men

come again I want to be prepared and I

don't mean like a boy

scar

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oh Lillian is that you I'll be with you

in a minute tell ponytail I want to see

would you let meell quick tell him it's

nov back tell him it's urgent H you

alone listen I got to talk quick I'll

get this you stay away from the club

tonight that's what I said stay away

from the club Solo's laying a trap sure

I know you got lots of plans you have to

change them that's all look no question

I know he's got a gun you come over here

tonight there'll be a shooting I'll call

you

back you heard nothing understand

nothing

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jungles for killing about there tonight

yeah it's a night for surprises all

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around

you hear anything just now on that thing

should I have I've just come out of the

show nobody else was here no

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nobody take it from me old man AR is

quite a fighter lousy footwork I would

say that he's pretty spray with his hand

he says he's going to introduce me to a

movie

producer after all look what

happened oh no what have they done just

look at

this I know whose busy little fingers

are responsible for this so do I I'm

going to bash her heading I'm with Terry

my don't try to stop us

now get out of my way come

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on you crazy I've heard of some

dirty treat in my life but this beats

the lot why don't you take it over to a

sewing Circle you bother me why can't

you two Mother Superior stay out of our

hair it knocks you doesn't it that your

Sugar Daddy's got eyes for somebody else

so what's it to you I've been dying to

do

this don't get

in what was that you said about not get

in

break devil do you think this is a snake

pit all right come on let's have it who

started it here what started it Miss

Precious Cynthia tried to make quite

sure that ponytail went nowhere tonight

is that right you bunch of is that right

sure that's

right all right s here get the Blazers

out of here and then come back so what

Marine get yourself cleaned up you've

got a date

remember any tell Mr apples is waiting

well what you

like if I get another peep out of any of

you I'll fire the whole sorty bunch of

you so help

me come

on oh ponytail come in and see me a

minute

yes Miss midnight kid do yourself a

favor what you know what oples forget

him stand them up go home and curl up

with a good book GE everybody's getting

at me like I'm a juvenile delinquent or

something they're only trying to do

what's best for you ponytail I know

there's not enough milk of human

kindness around here to fill a baby's

bottle but there is a little well I'm

not a baby anymore jimish midnight this

is the chance I've been waiting for for

I know I even know the dialogue BBE I

can get you a spot in a movie or baby

you be nice to me and I'll fix it so you

get to be the leading lady in the

promised land then the next morning they

hand you your taxi fair and it's don't

call us we'll call you well it doesn't

have to be like that not always at least

I've got a chance to be seen back home

it was just the boys in the street Aron

boys with clammy hands all trying to

grow mustaches so they could look older

I mean what future has a girl got out

there future I've seen a hundred girls

go out those doors with creeps who call

themselves producers impressario and the

rest little Mr Fixit all of them some of

the girls came back with promises as

long as a slide trombone one came back

with a baby some never came back at all

but nobody ever came back with a future

and you're not going to be any different

ponytail am I getting

through

okay L lady but watch yourself in the

Tes that's

all Miss

midnight would you tell me

something after all you said about this

kind of place what keeps you

here well I guess that's the $64

question

kid and even when I'm looking at him I

kind of ask myself same thing

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you

know I never seem to get an answer

except except that fish got to

swim Birds got to

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fly

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there you are my darling one for you one

for me oh cherries I love cherries I'm a

regular old greedy guts bathroom you

shall have ched by the million then you

will swim in

ched

silly well go on dring it up it won't

bite

you oh dear dear

dear better

better oh it's nice nice isn't it isn't

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it oh goly I feel so woozy oh relax

relax don't not going to hurt you oh I

don't know I've never felt like this

before oh golly I think I better get

some water on my face oh

golly

come along my dear I've got another

little drink for you all right

coming

12:00

Johnny John what are you doing

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coming why are you still here where have

you been in my dressing room

waiting like you waiting what

for I was just trying to think trying to

work something

out oh

Johnny just don't know what to do

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have a

g you in some sort of

trouble

no you are listen to meil I'm not going

to hurt you here you little fool you

want everybody to hear come here

us

sh stop

screaming stop screaming stop it stop

stop

stop

stop

stop stay our away tonight s's laying a

trap you heard him say that yes delli he

was talking to

delli you heard him say delli Johnny I

went over it a hundred times in my mind

remembering every

word

no was like my own right

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hand I kill him so help Johny no you

must think like this Johnny listen to me

this is a shiny game over at M the fun

and games are over for Mr nothing oh

Johnny you've got to listen to me

through listening the part is

over Nikki give me another that quick

Johnny you've done a million lousy

things in your life and you've dirted

your hands many times but you never had

blood on

them now

now yes H I want to see you right

away no I can't tell you on the

telephone at the

Flamingo I'll be waiting Johnny you go

for a gun and I'll stop you I know

enough to stop you Johnny you stop me

what is this step Solo in the back week

Johnny you go for a gun and I'll be the

one who puts you

away I know there's no hope for us but

I'm thinking of you because I've seen it

I've seen it getting rougher and rougher

every day I sat there in the do tonight

and I kept thinking if I tell him what

will he do in if I don't tell

him then what will they

do you did

right anyway I haven't got a

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gun I'll fix no back so there are no

skar can't be them it can't be they

wouldn't be that

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stupid

it's probably some

drunk who is it

police who's there police open

up Mr solo may we come in seems as if

you're in already inspector working late

tonight aren't you not unusual in my

profession

inspector

oh who are you midnight Franklin I work

here come into the office

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inspector unusual are for a visit

inspector you're acquainted with a girl

of the name of

um Stephanie beatric Swanson Swanson no

I don't believe she was perhaps known to

you as ponytail swans Johson was oh no

she's dead Mr solo very dead

indeed did do you mind no certain

questions I shall require you both to

answer how did how did it

happen when did you last see Miss wson

she was here tonight about midnight Miss

Franklin was here with me you saw her

the same time yes she did she worked for

you yeah and she left here meet a

certain U Mr Arles at his apartment

correct you uh arranged this uh

appointment

correct Mr solo were you aware of the

age of the dead girl well she must have

told us our age at sometime isn't it

your practice to keep a record of the

ages of the girls in your

employe solo I want to see your staff

girls

included

now Sergeant Taylor yes sir he'll help

you telephone around if necessary we'll

send a van out to bring him

in Oh and before I ask you any more

questions here's something that might

interest

you ponytail Swanson was 16 years old a

month

ago interesting little statistic isn't

it a girl has been killed tonight do you

understand that killed a girl hardly old

enough to be out of school and all any

of you can do is to sit around with your

mouth full of

teeth all right I'll give it to you once

again Mr jel are you prepared to swear

on oath that in your presence solo was

told that ponytail was under the age of

16 yes I am prepared as well then and

you miss vrose

will you testify that solo persuaded

encouraged this girl to keep her rendevu

tonight with the late Mr

Al yes I will thank

you all

right but one witness isn't enough I

need

corroboration

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anybody who the hell do you think you're

protecting anyway I'm telling you apples

was a man with three convictions for

criminal assault and solo must have

known

that are you afraid of losing your

jobs your skins then is that it all

right I personally will guarantee every

one of you police protection if you come

clean with

me did you get that Mr

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solo how about

you

Miss America has nothing to

say all right get out of here all of

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you

you must not worry about me but I want

to worry about you

lilan I'll be difficult to keep track of

they don't like people without visas or

bosss I

do

and they're sending me out of the

country fine when they do I'll be there

to carry you

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back oh um put that in the car

inspector who care for one to the

road no thanks oh of course you're on

duty no it's not that it's just I'm

careful where I drink

inspector what is it I have something to

tell you a lot of

things you lied to me

Johnny

midnight wait a minute don't Johnny it's

too late 12:00 let me talk to you a

moment alone a moment isn't enough

Johnny it never has been don't do it

12:00 don't let me down now I'm not

Johnny that's just it I'm not letting

you down go on

I'll tell you anything you want to know

inspector I'll tell you that Johnny knew

about the girl's age so did I he knew

and did nothing about it I wanted him so

did all the others but Johnny knew best

Johnny always knew best I take your

statement to the station Miss

Franklin

johnney solo by Nature I should have

known better I want you alive Johnny I

want you alive and in one piece this was

the only way to stop you shooting at

Novak if Novak didn't kill you first I

know this hurts you more than it hurts

me don't laugh at me Johnny you know

it's

true you mean it's going to be

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true that's enough of the rough stuff

solo you're coming with

us hi Johnny you wanted to

see no

too late to knife or be

knifed you know my manager I have no

secrets from him oh is that so well in

that case maybe you'd better come with

us too now wait a minute you can't find

anything on me it was danelli's idea to

plant opas here and make all that

trouble I knew nothing about it nothing

at all apparently put him in the car and

make sure it's not the same one as

solo

p

take me to your

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leader

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Johnny come on Max let's get over here

looking at

me salom Mr solo

sir why you have that before don't ask

me

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oh

oh