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Naughty America, nobody, nobody, nobody does it better

Now I'm sure she's gonna want that house

Yeah, thank you so much for helping me out with all this. Oh, yeah, no problem

She's gonna love that house every time she goes past it. She always points at it

I was really surprised that it came on the market in the first place

So when it when it got on the market, I grabbed it and I called you immediately

Every time we ride past it. She just can't take her eyes off it. So I know I know I again

I've known her since college

She's been talking about her dream house and like that is it it like it just came on the market

You were very very smart to put in the offer that you did. Yeah, and it was accepted

Really? Yes, and I went ahead and called the third-party inspectors that came out great

So like it's a turnkey house. You don't need to do anything to it

Like you're not gonna have any pipes that are busted. There's no mold in the attic nothing like that

So they're going to call you to come in and sign all the paperwork, and that's it.

She's a little nervous, you know, I've been tired of, uh, renting.

We've been renting the past two, three years, so...

It's just throwing your money away.

Yeah.

Like, you need to have, like, a piece of property, like...

It's time to invest in her, you know?

Sarah's going to love it.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Alright, well, what should we do? Like, celebrate? You got champagne?

You know I do.

Dinner or something?

Yeah.

Yeah?

I actually have something special.

Oh.

For this occasion, because Sarah is going to be so happy with that house.

That's awesome, okay.

Okay, so I'll be right back, you chillin'?

Yeah, I'll chill right here, yeah.

Congratulations, by the way.

Thanks, thanks.

Oh my god, Sydney, where did your...

You're not, you're not wearing any...

Wow, oh...

Okay, I got your challenge.

Yeah, what's going on here?

We're celebrating.

Like this? What do you mean?

I have my wife.

Oh, you don't know what to do with your hands?

Yeah, but this is fucked up, like for real.

No, it's not that fucked up.

But like, why are you doing this all of a sudden now?

Like, I'm married to your best friend.

Yeah, but you remember my ex-husband, don't you?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, you know why we got divorced?

No

Yeah, it's cuz Sarah fucked him

Wait, I remember hearing about this. I didn't know if it was true or not

Oh, it was definitely true. There you go

I don't want to be a homewrecker or anything, but I think this is the proper way to celebrate

You got a new life after this

No, honey. No, she finds out keep it on keep it on keep it on

- Are you sure about this?

- I am so sure, are you?

- I think.

- You think?

- Yeah.

- Something about the way I'm sitting on you

tells me that you're doing more than thinking.

- Promise you won't tell her?

- Oh, absolutely not.

- It's our little secret.

- Mm-hmm.

(kissing)

- Mm-hmm.

(kissing)

(kissing)

- I know you want it.

I see you looking at me.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Fucking titties are perfect.

- Thanks, Jesus bought them.

(kissing)

(kissing)

(kissing)

You like this kind of celebration? Mm-hmm. It's the best. Yeah, I know how we could celebrate more. What you think? Yeah. You seem pretty sure about it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, buttons and zippers.

My marriage nemesis.

I don't need these anymore. Those are for losers.

I'm going to throw your shoe at me.

Just like that. Mm-hmm. Congratulations on your new house. Thank you. Could I have done it without you?

There's a lot of things you're not going to be able to do without me.

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit, just like that.

Yeah.

Yeah, get deeper on that fucking dick.

Oh, shit.

Just like that. Suck those fucking balls.

Now he's bossing you around.

- Shit.

Just like that, nice and hard.

Suck on it nice and hard, just like that.

Shit.

Shit, yeah, it's just like that.

- I know, yeah.

- Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, I need to get that other fucking ball.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Shit.

It's like that fucking dick.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

It's like that f*cking day, f*ck, yeah, feel deep on that, oh my god, f*ck, f*ck, mm-hmm,

I'm going to put a little bit of this on your face. Just like that.

It tastes good in your mouth. It does. Sarah doesn't do it like I do it.

Mm-hmm.

Just like that.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh my God.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck, yeah.

It's right there.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Just like that.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I'm not even in the same place. Now.

Okay. Yeah, you can have your socks on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

(moaning)

(moaning)

[moaning]

Just sit there.

[moaning]

Breathe.

- [moaning]

- [moaning]

- [moaning]

- [breathing heavily]

- [moaning]

- Oh, shit.

- [moaning]

- [moaning]

- [moaning]

[Groaning]

I don't know why but I feel like I'm going to be sick for the rest of my life.

I don't know why but I feel like I'm going to be sick for the rest of my life.

I don't know why but I feel like I'm going to be sick for the rest of my life.

I don't know why but I feel like I'm going to be sick for the rest of my life.

[moaning]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that.

[moaning]

I'll never tell her.

*moaning*

Oh shit

You're a sexist

It's so absurd, I love it.

I'm such a gentleman to hold my hair.

Oh, you're tearing.

Fuck your face.

Wait till I move that fucking hand out.

Move that fucking hand out.

Yeah, get on this fucking dick.

Right this dick.

Right here?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, right there.

God damn, come here.

I'm going to sit on this table.

Shit.

Do you hear it?

Do you hear it?

Mom!

Naughty.

Do you hear it?

Do you hear it?

Do you hear it?

Shh.

Oh, yeah.

Do you hear it?

[moaning]

Let me get you a glove, fucking whore.

You call me a whore?

Naughty boy.

Come on.

Right there.

Right there.

Shh.

Right there.

[moaning]

You're a fucking pervert. Yeah? Oh yeah. You're a fucking wet pussy. Yeah. You're so dirty. You never told me about that. Oh shit.

Get on your feet. Get on your fucking feet. Yeah, get on your fucking feet.

Just like that.

Yeah.

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

Just like that.

Yeah.

Use this fucking tape, pussy.

[laughing]

Use it, eh?

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

(moaning)

(moaning)

[moaning]

[MOANING]

[INAUDIBLE]

[MOANING]

[INAUDIBLE]

Get up.

Oh, yeah.

[INAUDIBLE]

[MOANING]

[INAUDIBLE]

Yeah.

[MOANING]

[MOANING]

[INAUDIBLE]

[MOANING]

(moaning)

I love that you kept the bugging ring on.

- You do?

- Yeah, you're so naughty.

Don't tell me what to do.

(moaning)

(moaning and groaning)

[moaning]

Oh yeah, yeah.

You know you want that, don't you?

Oh, I do.

Oh, you know it.

Oh, shit.

You love my fucking pussy?

I love it, I love it.

[moaning]

Be here, be here.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

(moaning and moaning)

- You see that flexibility?

Yeah, right there.

- You know I do yoga, I do it with Sarah.

- Oh shit, oh shit.

(baby crying)

Oh my god.

Oh, you're getting so sweaty.

I put in all this work.

Oh, yeah.

This is how we're supposed to celebrate, huh?

Uh-huh.

We didn't even have to go to the gym today.

Mm-mm.

You stay just like that.

You stay just like that.

Yeah, it was me.

It was like that.

Oh, shit. It was like that.

Holy shit.

That's okay. That's okay.

Goddamn.

Hold that fucking leg, you got it.

(moaning)

Oh, shit.

Oh.

(moaning)

(moaning)

Shit.

(moaning)

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Yeah.

(moaning)

Oh, shit.

(moaning)

(moaning)

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna fucking go.

Oh my god.

Are you gonna go?

Oh my god.

Are you gonna do it?

I'm gonna put it in your fucking mouth.

Put it in your mouth.

Oh, you can put it wherever you want it.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, wherever?

Wherever you want it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, come here, come here, come here.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god.

Quite the celebration for your new house, huh?

It sure was.

Yeah.

Well, I won't tell if you won't.

Yeah.

We can never speak about this again.

Oh, you got it.

Fuck.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

I gotta go.

Aw.

Naughty America.

Nobody.

Nobody.

Nobody.

Does it better.

[Squeak]

[Giggles]