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["I'm a Boss Now" by Beatnet playing]
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeahI'm a boss now… ♪
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[woman] We're ready for you, Ms. Gordon.
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[Isla] In the last week,my life has certainly changed.
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I was nearly overthrownby these two brothers.
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Still can't believe I forgave them.
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And if that wasn't enough,I find out I have another brother.
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This little guy. Yep.
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God knows what his deal is gonna be.
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-Can I get you anything else?
-I'm okay, thank you.
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[Isla] And as my dad once said,when you show your ass in public,
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go on TV and talk about it.
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{\an8}We are here with the Gordon family
and their newest addition, Jackie Moreno.
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Thanks to everybody
for taking time to talk today.
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Let's start with you, Isla.
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What were your thoughts when you
first heard that your father, Jack Gordon,
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had a secret love child
with the housekeeper?
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Definitely shocked.
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Honestly, Rich, it was devastating.
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But then, very happy.
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Okay, a lot of people in your position,
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you would think
would just pay him to disappear.
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-No, that didn't work for us.
-We're against it because we love Jackie.
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[Ness] Isla's right.
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We love our nuevo hermano mucho, mucho.
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I'm using Duolingo.
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And Sandy, you're no longer
the youngest brother.
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Yes, and that's fine. That is fine.
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I'm the CFO.
I don't need to be the cute little baby.
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Now, Isla, this couldn't be coming
at a worse time.
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Your brother Cam's indiscretions
have landed him in rehab.
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You've inherited a team
that's off to its worst start in a decade,
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and I don't know if you're aware,
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but Las Vegas has set the odds
of an Isla Gordon meltdown
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at three to one.
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Oh, okay. Uh…
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You're right, Rich.
We are at a crossroads.
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But as I see it, Jackie joining the family
couldn't have come at a better time.
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You know, Rich, if I may,
when God puts one brother in rehab,
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he brings you a new one from concessions.
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[Rich] So, Jackie, what is next for you?
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I got to keep my job,
so I'll probably just do that.
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Wait, so you find out you're part of one
of the wealthiest families in Los Angeles,
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and you just go back to selling peanuts?
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And popcorn.
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He is not gonna be a vendor.
He's gonna be my intern.
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An internship?
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Not an intern. An assistant.
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Executive assistant.
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Senior Executive Assistant
to the President.
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Oh, that is one long job title.
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And that is some nepotism
I can get behind.
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Congratulations, Jackie.
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You see, this is nice.
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Little bastard son accepted into family.
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In Slovenia, he live in shed.
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[Travis] Hold up.
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Yo, what the fuck is this? Sephora?
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I mean, first she doesn't trade me,
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next she makes us wear this girly shit
on our jerseys?
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Marcus, are you cool with this?
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Long as the check clears.
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[Travis] If I sell out,
I want to sell out on my terms.
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I mean, what's she gonna make us do next?
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Tape tampons to our heads?
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You know what?
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[snaps fingers] Get me a… a Sharpie.
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[Badrag] What you gonna do?
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Uh-oh!
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[all laughing]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[music fades]
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[jazz music playing]
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[Isla] Ooh!
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Jackie, how's it going?
You ready for your first day at work?
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Oh yeah, I woke up at 3 a.m. to make sure
I had plenty of time to get ready.
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-I'm actually really tired.
-Yeah, don't be nervous. You'll do great.
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-Look, you already found your desk.
-Yeah.
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-Okay, see you later.
-Uh, wait.
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Uh, is there anything I should know about,
like, being your assistant?
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Actually, I've never had an assistant.
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But I'm super low-maintenance.
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Okay.
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[tranquil music playing]
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[sniffles, groans]
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Whoa, mama.
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That's nuts.
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We've got to talk.
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Hold on. Jackie, you can't just let people
barge into my office like this
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because I could be doing
something very private.
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Like looking at your blackheads?
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Yes, exactly. Thank you.
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You can go now. And book me a facial.
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-We've got a problem.
-Look at this.
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Hey, yo, shout-out our new sponsor.
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But the only lipstick I'm interested in
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is when it's rubbed off on my dick.
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That little shit.
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-[loud thud]
-Ow! Ow!
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What the hell? [gasps]
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It's, uh, Cam's drug shelf.
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[Ness] Someone should really
get rid of that.
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-[sighs] Jackie.
-[Jackie] Oh, are you okay?
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Get Gloria Shaw on the phone.
She's the CMO of Sephora.
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Oh, she's actually called twice.
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What? Why didn't you put her through?
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The first time,
I didn't know how to transfer the call,
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so I accidentally hung up on her.
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And just now,
you were talking to Ness and Sandy,
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so I said we'd call her tomorrow
or something.
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Jackie, Sephora pays the Waves
millions of dollars.
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If Gloria Shaw wants to talk to me,
you drag me out of brain surgery, okay?
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Of course. I'm so sorry.
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Well, go get her on the phone right now.
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Oh, one thing.
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How do I get an outside line,
and how do I turn my computer on?
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Okay, fine, I'll call her.
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Gloria, you have every right to be upset.
I'm gonna take care of this right now.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Great.
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I just got ripped a new asshole
by a woman on the Forbes Under 40 list.
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I take it Sephora saw the Travis video?
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Yeah, and now I must kill him.
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Whoa, whoa, that's your plan?
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No, I'm going to scream at him
in front of everybody,
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dehumanize him, and then
I will force him to make a public apology.
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Okay, so I see you're running things
from the Jack Gordon playbook.
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Hey, he won a lot of championships
screaming at people.
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You know, when your father acted that way,
the players feared him.
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If you do the same, they will hate you.
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The world is a sexist place.
I know this already.
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I'm just saying, I know these guys,
and I know how they act.
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Oh, and you're telling me
to just smile and take it?
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No, no, but we can't afford
any more missteps this season,
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and there are other less volatile ways
to get the same result.
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[sighs] Fine.
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Can you call Travis over here, please?
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Yes, I can.
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-[whistle blows]
-Travis.
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Travis.
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-[Travis] Sub, sub.
-Sub. Somebody get in.
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What's up?
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Yeah, what's up with you, dawg?
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Anyways, I feel like
we got off on the wrong foot.
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So maybe we should
get to know each other better.
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-For real?
-Yeah, for real.
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How about dinner. You free tonight?
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Uh, I was supposed to go to the stu
to cook up with Smokepurpp,
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and then Bad Baby
was gonna come by to spit.
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But, uh, yeah, I can do that.
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Great, I'll be in touch.
I'll see you later.
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[all] Ooh!
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[Travis] Damn. You just ate it.
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-[Isla] Fuck.
-[Travis] Are you all right?
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Just too clean.
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Smudge 'em up or something.
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[telephone rings]
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Good morning, Los Angeles Waves.
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Isla Gordon's office.
This is Jackie Moreno speaking.
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How may I assist you today?
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Uh, that is way too long.
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-Just say "Isla Gordon's office."
-Got it.
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I need a dinner reservation
for me and Travis tonight. Somewhere nice.
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I'm on it.
Buca di Beppo, Universal CityWalk.
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What? No, I don't wanna look
at Optimus Prime at my business dinner.
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Someplace nice, like in Beverly Hills.
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Okay, no Optimus Prime.
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What about Bumblebee?
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[upbeat music playing]
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Nice.
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New Highlights for the office.
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Always good to get a look at it
before it gets covered in strep.
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[Isla] Oh God! Ow!
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-Shit! Shit, shit, shit.
-You okay? What's going on?
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-It's stuck. It's stuck.
-Okay. All right.
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-Wait, wait, hold on.
-You've gotta calm down. I'm a doctor.
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Well, you're not a surgeon.
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-Well, do you want me to help you?
-Just open the…
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-I can't. I'm scared.
-Take your finger out. Open it.
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-There you go.
-Are my lashes gone?
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-Are they gone?
-All of them.
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You seem so stressed out.
What is going on?
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I've got my first dinner with a player.
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And it's Travis,
and he's the most annoying one.
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So, yeah, I'm a little scared
I'm gonna stab him with a fork.
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All right, well, let's talk it out.
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What would your dad do?
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He'd order two giant steaks, do some coke,
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get a couple hookers, and then go
have sex with them or something.
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All right, well, that's not you,
except for maybe the hookers.
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Sorry, sex workers.
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Look, you have nothing to worry about.
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You are so good socially.
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You talked to my cousin last week
for 45 minutes about her Etsy store.
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And she sucks.
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-She sucks. She sucks.
-Yeah, she does.
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Yeah, it's nothing but yarn.
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Look, be yourself, and most importantly…
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-No spaghetti.
-No, or any long noodle.
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-You just-- You don't eat pasta pretty.
-Yeah.
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[jazz music playing]
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Yo, yo.
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Hi, you're late.
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Yeah, my bad. I left late.
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Is it cool if I vape?
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Not really.
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Good evening, I'm the sommelier.
Do we have any questions?
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Oh, yo, I'm actually going there
next summer.
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Going where?
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Somalia.
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Yeah, I'm going on tour
with Kodak Black and Sniper Gang.
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-We're going around the Horn of Africa.
-It-- It's sommelier.
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He-- He's a-- Never mind.
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The fastest bottle of red wine
you have, please.
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They have white people in Somalia?
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[Travis beatboxing]
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♪ I tell these hoes I like yaBut I don't need ya ♪
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♪ Got to be out by six, I can't feed ya ♪
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Then the gospel singers are like…
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♪ "He can't feed ya, he can't feed ya" ♪
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It pulls out, and I'm wearing all white,
but with a chef's hat--
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Stop, please.
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It's a good rap, but you must stop.
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-All right.
-Listen…
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I wanted to have dinner tonight because
I think you're so important to this team.
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Not because you're a great player,
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it's because I believe you have
the potential to be a great leader.
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Oh, um… [chuckles]
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Well, Cam definitely
never took me to a nice dinner,
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but him and Marcus
got their own table at Mastro's.
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Who's Marcus?
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[laughs]
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[chuckles]
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Look, Travis, you're an integral part
of this organization,
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and when you disrespect
one of our partnerships,
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that affects all of us.
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So I'm gonna need you
to issue a public apology.
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Fuck it.
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Okay, is that like a good "fuck it"?
242
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,654
Yeah, I'll apologize.
243
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:14,655
Oh.
244
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:16,490
Thank you.
245
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,118
I'm so happy. Thank you, Travis.
246
00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,912
I can't even tell you,
like, the stress that I've been--
247
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:22,997
[gasps, shrieks]
248
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:23,914
Oh shit.
249
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,166
[puffs]
250
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,376
-[Travis] You all right?
-[Isla] Oh.
251
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,711
What the fuck?!
252
00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:31,922
I'm sorry, I-- I didn't, um--
253
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,007
Sorry.
254
00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,717
-What the fuck?
-Sorry.
255
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:38,095
Jackie, what was that restaurant?
256
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,555
I knew you'd like it.
257
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,724
I did a Google search
for fancy restaurants
258
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,560
plus Los Angeles
plus intimate conversations.
259
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,938
Yeah, yeah, it got real intimate
when he shoved his tongue down my throat.
260
00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:53,235
Oh my God, I'm sorry. Do you want me
to leave a bad review on Yelp?
261
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,738
No, I don't want youto leave a Yelp review, Jackie.
262
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,490
I want you to do something right.
263
00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,743
[calm music playing]
264
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:08,959
Morning, fuck-up.
265
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,545
[Jackie] Hello, Mrs. Lee.
266
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,341
Whoa, whoa. I'm-- I'm sorry.
Wait, wait, wait, did she fire you?
267
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,094
No, but I'm quitting. I suck at this job.
268
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,763
Isla gave me this amazing opportunity,
and I'm blowing it.
269
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,390
-You're not quitting.
-[Jackie] I am.
270
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,517
Before I bring down
the entire organization.
271
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,352
Okay, first of all,
you're not that important.
272
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:29,438
Secondly, when I started here,
I sucked like you,
273
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,065
and I was Jack Gordon's assistant.
274
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:34,068
He threw so many ashtrays at me,
I still smell like Chesterfields.
275
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,403
But I don't know what I'm doing.
276
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:38,364
I have to go before
I disappoint Isla again.
277
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:39,448
[sighs]
278
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,743
-All right, goddamn it, I'll help you.
-Really?
279
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,371
-Yes.
-Oh, thank you, truly.
280
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,124
Can you show me
how to turn on my computer?
281
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,041
[chuckles softly]
282
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,044
I'll do more than that. I'll show you
how to deal with rich people.
283
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,630
Ah, here she comes.
284
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,798
I think I'm gonna throw up.
285
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,842
No, you're not. Okay, first up, breakfast.
286
00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,010
Red Bull, strawberry Pop-Tart,
no frosting, go.
287
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,595
[upbeat music playing]
288
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,763
Uh…
289
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,723
-Hi.
-Hi.
290
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,229
[sighs] Is he afraid of me?
291
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:11,188
We're working on it.
292
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,106
[Ali sighs]
293
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,357
Okay, look, I need to know.
294
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,360
As a horny 35-year-old mom
who's been married for 12 years,
295
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,071
was there any part of Travis kissing you
that was hot?
296
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,532
No, he tasted like mango vape juice,
297
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:25,536
and I could still feel the hole from where
his tongue stud used to be. Ew!
298
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:29,039
Well, the good news is I wrote Travis
an apology, and it is stunning.
299
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:32,710
I kept it simple. The sponsor
will love us again, crisis averted.
300
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,588
Thank you. And I'll never
talk to another player ever again.
301
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,757
I just hope no one saw us.
302
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,885
-Did you hook up with Travis Bugg?
-What? Why are you saying that?
303
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,762
-'Cause it's all over Twitter.
-You mean X.
304
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,681
-I'm not calling it X. It's Twitter.
-Just read her the X you showed me.
305
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,057
I will show her the tweet.
306
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,310
"I was at Verdel last night
307
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,729
and Saw Isla Gordon
hooking up with Travis Bugg."
308
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,689
Shocked face, drool face, water spouting?
309
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,483
-That's ejaculate.
-Cum.
310
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,400
Travis
311
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,445
got the wrong idea and kissed me.
312
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:00,362
Nothing el--
313
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:04,200
-Oh my God, there's 500 retweets?
-Re-Xs.
314
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,118
How do we deal with it?
What do we do here?
315
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,829
Okay, listen.
No one knows this except for Sandy.
316
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,748
But in addition
to my official Twitter account,
317
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,208
I have a burner account.
318
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,459
Dirtyboywave69.
319
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,545
-Wait, why? You're not famous.
-Yeah, but I'm not not famous, you know?
320
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,007
I can get 40 bucks for a B-day message
on Cameo, some of which goes to charity.
321
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,008
Get to the point, Ness.
322
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,468
Point is, I use it to plant stories
323
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,386
and call bullshit
on stuff that I can't as a GM.
324
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,680
It has been helpful
in some contract negotiations.
325
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:31,894
Thank you. So I reply to the tweet,
call it bullshit, and viola, it goes away.
326
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,731
-Voilà.
-I don't know. Sounds sneaky and… lame?
327
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,983
Yeah, no. Travis just needs
to apologize to Sephora,
328
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,693
and we move on. Ignore the noise.
329
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:45,866
Yeah, so, uh, yesterday I posteda very hurtful and inappropriate picture
330
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:49,036
of the venerated Waves jersey…
331
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:51,121
[journalist 1] Travis,were you and Isla Gordon
332
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,706
at a romantic dinner last night?
333
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,833
{\an8}Uh…
334
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,669
{\an8}I don't know what you're talking about.
335
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:59,672
[journalist 1] A witness posted onlinethat they saw you two kissing.
336
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,465
{\an8}Look, I'm just finna focus on this--
337
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,175
{\an8}[journalist 1] So, you're not refuting it?
338
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,302
{\an8}-I'm not what?
-[journalist 1] You're not refuting it.
339
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,097
{\an8}Oh no, he does not know what refute means.
340
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:11,475
{\an8}Refuting it? No, I'm not refuting it.
341
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,812
{\an8}I'm not refuting itin the strongest manner possible.
342
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,231
Oh my God, we've got to stop him.
343
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:18,274
-[loud thud]
-Ow!
344
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,025
Fucking drug shelf!
345
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,152
Is she a beautiful woman? Yes.
346
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:25,281
Would I hit?
I refute to say I would indeed.
347
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,867
-There he is. What a guy!
-[journalist 1] Isn't she engaged?
348
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,578
-That's it. Getting ready for Phoenix.
-[journalist 2] Is it serious?
349
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,414
No, nothing serious. All fun, basketball.
Best game in the world.
350
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:36,542
What the hell was that?
351
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,419
I mean, yo, they surprised me.
352
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:42,131
Travis, go back out there and tell them
nothing happened between you and Isla.
353
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,173
Well…
354
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,342
something happened.
355
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,304
I've tried it your way. Sorry, Jay.
356
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:53,559
I would rather lick a dead possum
than kiss your clown ass.
357
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:57,062
Now, you are going to go back out there
and tell them the truth,
358
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,188
or you'll be suspended.
359
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,523
What?
360
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,817
You're the one who invited me
to that restaurant, Verdel.
361
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,362
Wait, Verdel downtown? Me and my ex
used to go there for our anniversary.
362
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:08,282
Okay, it was all a mistake.
Jackie made the reservation.
363
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:11,619
Then you said all this nice shit to me,
you put your hand on mine,
364
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:12,745
your titties was out.
365
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,997
What? Okay, I…
366
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,457
It was a button-down blouse.
367
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,083
I have worn that to funerals.
368
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,836
-Oh, I've seen that one.
-How many-- How many buttons were undone?
369
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,546
-I don't know, two?
-[Sandy sighs]
370
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,881
This was not my fault.
371
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:27,217
Are you going to go out there
and fix this?
372
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,094
No.
373
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:31,764
One-week suspension. Get out.
374
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,432
[upbeat music playing]
375
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,312
Get out.
376
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:43,734
I have a very important phone call
to make, so no one follow me.
377
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,613
Motherfucker, goddamn piece of shit!
378
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,866
[grunts] You stupid,
ungrateful, useless moron!
379
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,327
I'm gonna kill you, you son of a bitch!
380
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:56,246
We need to get her office soundproofed.
Look into that.
381
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,958
Which is a perfect segue
to our first lesson.
382
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,836
Don't just anticipate what she needs,
but also what she doesn't know she needs.
383
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,963
Like what?
384
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,173
Like when Isla tells you
she's starting a cleanse,
385
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:09,176
you hand her a cheeseburger by 2 p.m.
because she will be starving.
386
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,219
Cheeseburger, got it.
387
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,180
And don't eat Cheetos at your desk.
You're getting orange dust everywhere.
388
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,641
Isla is a blonde white woman.
She stains very easily.
389
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,893
I'm-- I'm sorry, okay. Uh, anything else?
390
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,728
-[Isla grunts]
-Current event podcasts.
391
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,022
Listen to them every morning
and give her the CliffsNotes.
392
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,358
She thinks NATO
is a European basketball league.
393
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,026
Hmm.
394
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,903
-Why aren't you writing this down?
-[loud thud]
395
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,572
[Isla] Go back to Florida,
you piece of crap!
396
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,992
Let's see if we can
get this, uh, glass frosted too.
397
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,994
[Isla] No one wants to see
your cheap-ass tattoos.
398
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:40,624
[announcer] Welcome to Copilot Arena,home of your Los Angeles Waves.
399
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,752
I understand, Mitch, okay? I understand.
400
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,546
I know it's your right, but you're wrong.
401
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:49,216
Travis's agent says they're gonna appeal
the suspension of the league.
402
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,593
Great. The longer this drags on,
the worse it looks.
403
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,845
And this is cute.
404
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,222
It's now being called a lovers' quarrel.
405
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,306
What?
406
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,349
Who's saying that?
407
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,435
Oh, just a little company called ESPN.
408
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:03,230
If we don't nip this in the bud,
you just gotta commit to dating him.
409
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,523
I am engaged to Lev.
410
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,901
May I once again propose using
my burner account to shut this down?
411
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,445
No one is out there denying this.
412
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,614
No, no,
it's too ridiculous to even discuss.
413
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,908
If we deprive it of oxygen, it will die.
414
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,870
[scoffs] Yeah. Well, at least Cleveland's
the worst team in the league,
415
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,205
so we should beat 'em even without Travis.
416
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,623
[upbeat music plays]
417
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,501
{\an8}And the Waves dropped another one tonight.
418
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,796
{\an8}Notably absent from the game
was Travis Bugg,
419
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:32,259
{\an8}suspended by the team after being spotted
canoodling with Isla Gordon.
420
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:35,846
On a personal note, I don't get to usethe word canoodling a lot,
421
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:38,682
so thanks to Travis and Isla for that.
422
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:43,020
It goes without saying
that this is complete bullshit, right?
423
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,521
Yeah, I… I know.
424
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:48,692
Wasn't great when my 10-year-old patient
called me Dr. Cuck, but…
425
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,987
I'm sorry you're dealing with this.
It's not fair.
426
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,530
No, look, it's… it's okay.
427
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:57,868
I guess I just didn't think this was gonna
be part of the job, but I'll be fine.
428
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,412
[sighs]
429
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,663
Thanks for understanding.
430
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,125
[sighs]
431
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,294
[pensive music playing]
432
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,839
-[keypad clacks]
-[line ringing]
433
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,965
-[phone vibrating]
-Oh.
434
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,342
Oh Jesus.
435
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,719
Oh, hold on, keep going. Keep going.
436
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:19,681
-Hey, what's up? It's not a good time.
-[Bituin] Are you talking to your sister?
437
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,974
It's okay, she doesn't care.
438
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,392
No, that's gross, Ness!
439
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,393
Oh God.
440
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,854
Come… come on.
I told you I have an emergency at work.
441
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,231
Isla, what do you want?
442
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:28,816
Use the burner.
443
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,359
Oh yeah.
444
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,361
Okay, I'm on it. Here we go.
445
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,947
My cousin is a waiter at Verdel
446
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:38,617
and literally served Isla Gordon
and Travis Bugg last night.
447
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,746
And literally nothing happened
between them but a normal dinner.
448
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:46,166
And literally, they left separately.
449
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,918
Think you're saying "literally" too much?
450
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,338
That's how my burner character talks.
I gotta go. I gotta finish with Bituin.
451
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,757
[Isla] Oh, gross.
452
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,009
[Bituin] No way, Ness,
you missed your chance.
453
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,553
[Ness] Oh, come on, please?
454
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,762
Thanks a lot, Isla.
455
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,764
[upbeat music playing]
456
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:04,309
Hi, this is the hottest restaurant in LA,
Mother Wolf. How can I help you?
457
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:08,397
Yes, I'd like to make a reservation
for two, please, at 7 p.m. tonight.
458
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,314
Fuck you, goodbye.
459
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,651
Wait, wait, it's for Isla Gordon,
President of the Waves.
460
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:16,280
Um, I'm a gay guy from West Hollywood.
I don't care. Call back when it's a Hadid.
461
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,197
Damn it!
462
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,657
I hate that guy.
463
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,201
Look, not everyone
loves basketball, Jackie.
464
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:25,080
But everyone loves
great seats to basketball games.
465
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,624
And your superpower?
Unlimited access to them.
466
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,334
-[phone chimes]
-That's crazy.
467
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:33,255
Wait, why did Ness just post
that his cousin's a waiter at Verdel?
468
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,507
Maybe he meant to post it
from a different account.
469
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,343
-Oh shit, he just deleted it.
-[phone chimes]
470
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,638
And posted it on his burner account.
Jesus Christ, Ness.
471
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,224
He did it really fast.
Maybe no one will notice.
472
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,518
{\an8}A fake burner account?
473
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,437
{\an8}This is humiliating,
474
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,981
{\an8}not just for Ness Gordon,but for the entire family.
475
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,984
{\an8}You got to wonder, did Isla Gordonput her brother up to this?
476
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,195
How could you do this?
477
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,863
I was in the middle of having sex.
478
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,407
You spend most of your day on X.
How are you so bad at it?
479
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,243
It's called Twitter, and at least my plan
was better than your plan.
480
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,453
Which was nothing, as always.
481
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,663
This is so stupid. What is the plan?
482
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,958
-Here's a plan, don't kiss the players.
-You know I didn't do that.
483
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,669
-I don't. I feel like you did.
-[Isla] Are you out of your mind?
484
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,880
Excuse me, Isla,
there is someone here to see you.
485
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,590
Can you give us a second, Jackie, please?
486
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,219
-Pretty sure you'll want to talk to them.
-Whoever it is can wait.
487
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,470
[upbeat music plays]
488
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,387
Hey.
489
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,472
[music halts]
490
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,723
[Marcus] We need to talk.
491
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,391
Yep.
492
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,268
Please, sit.
493
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,519
[chuckles softly]
494
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,647
I would love to, but I can't.
495
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,899
My knees hurt too much.
496
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,903
-You know why?
-'Cause you went on a long hike?
497
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,697
I played the entire second half
last night.
498
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,909
I haven't done that in two years,
all because you suspended Travis.
499
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:46,870
Well, if Travis needs to miss
a game or two because he needs to grow up,
500
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:47,871
then that'll happen.
501
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,122
I'm 36 years old.
502
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,291
I can't be playing 40 minutes a night.
503
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,961
-So this is just about you?
-Hell yeah, it is. This is my team.
504
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,754
No, you're just
the best player on the team,
505
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,715
but you're so checked out, I'm surprised
you noticed a player missing.
506
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,885
-What am I supposed to do about it?
-This Marcus, nothing.
507
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,806
The old Marcus,
the one who won two titles with us,
508
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:10,269
he'd step up, maybe talk to his teammate
about respecting our sponsors.
509
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,271
I don't know. Sound crazy?
510
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,986
I get paid to play, that's it.
511
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,946
[upbeat music playing]
512
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,991
Well, if you want to play less,
then you have to lead.
513
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,413
[murmurs] If you want to play less,
you have to lead? Right.
514
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:30,747
[Ali] Okay, final scenario.
515
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,208
Isla tells you
she ran into Gwyneth Paltrow
516
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,711
at the Brentwood Country Mart.
What do you do?
517
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,879
I'd call Marissa,
that's Gwyneth's personal.
518
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,589
Get the Goop office address,
519
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,134
not her home address
because Isla's not a stalker.
520
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:45,512
I send her a dozen white camellias
with a note that says,
521
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,848
"So great running into you.
Let's grab a lunch."
522
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:50,392
-Are you making the reservation?
-No, that would be thirsty.
523
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,602
But I do add her
to the Christmas card list.
524
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,229
That is correct.
525
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,147
Yes!
526
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,817
Nope. Never dab.
527
00:21:58,900 --> 00:21:59,735
Ever.
528
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,486
[upbeat music playing]
529
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,531
Get ready for the second wave.
Do you see the bear?
530
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,908
Shoot it with the crossbow.
Shoot it with the crossbow.
531
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,535
Got him coming through the windows.
532
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:10,829
-Zeus, face that way, I need ammo.
-[doorbell rings]
533
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,999
Oh shit, it's Katsuya, fuck. Keep playing.
534
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,045
Oh shit.
535
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:22,424
Sorry for the mess.
Uh, my cleaning lady quit.
536
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,550
Snakes were scaring her.
537
00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:27,012
Man, will you just sit?
538
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,014
[exhales]
539
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,350
I didn't know you were big on, uh…
540
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:33,769
visiting teammates.
541
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:34,686
I'm not.
542
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:39,232
I haven't been to a teammate's house
since The Sopranos finale.
543
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,819
Cool, you want to,
uh, watch something or…?
544
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,196
No.
545
00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:46,740
You need to get your shit together.
546
00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:50,202
All that shit talking and social media,
that's not what we do.
547
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,454
All that matters is basketball.
548
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:53,663
[scoffs]
549
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,956
That's easy for you to say.
550
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:58,418
-What's that supposed to mean?
-Man, you're headed to the Hall of Fame.
551
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:02,881
I've got no hops,
I'm not that fast, and my jumper is mid.
552
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,383
I mean, best case scenario,
553
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,968
I grow my brand and get
a Victoria's Secret model pregnant.
554
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,387
[laughs]
555
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,596
I mean, that's all I got.
556
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,099
No.
557
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:16,061
You also got good instincts.
558
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,646
On the court.
559
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,439
Off the court,
your instincts are dog shit.
560
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:22,234
When you're playing,
the whole team has energy,
561
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,569
and everybody gets easy buckets,
especially me.
562
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:27,656
Let me remind you, it's still about me.
563
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,366
[upbeat music playing faintly]
564
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,871
Look, man,
you got a good career ahead of you,
565
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,082
and nothing's better
for your brand than winning.
566
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:42,671
Yeah.
567
00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:44,673
Do not fuck my shit up.
568
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,551
-Can't be playing that whole game anymore.
-Yeah, I got you.
569
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,471
And you need to Swiffer this place.
570
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:54,015
Sephora is a great company.
571
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,936
I was rude to call it Sephor-ass.
572
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:02,190
{\an8}At first, I thought their stuffwas mostly for women.
573
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,694
{\an8}Then I remembered, my mom's a woman.
574
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:09,990
I only hope Sephora and the Wavescan forgive me for my…
575
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,284
transgression,
576
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:14,619
which means "fuck up,"
577
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:19,124
and, uh, we can move on with
our harmonious corporate partnership.
578
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:23,170
Look, I also just wanna say I did nothave sex with Isla Gordon, okay?
579
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:24,129
Not even a little bit.
580
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:28,008
{\an8}First of all, she's my boss, okay?
581
00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:32,053
{\an8}And for two, respectfully, uh… [laughs]
582
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,096
{\an8}…that shit's old.
583
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:36,683
If she was much older,that'd be hot, like Helen Mirren.
584
00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:38,393
Or younger, obviously.
585
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:43,940
{\an8}But she's just kinda in that gray areathat just doesn't do it for me, all right?
586
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:47,652
{\an8}Um, but with that being said,I hope she finds love.
587
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:52,115
It's like watching Winston Churchill.
Now I see why you're so attracted to him.
588
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,868
Whoa. Why do you look so hot?
589
00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:56,703
Well, don't sound so shocked.
590
00:24:56,786 --> 00:25:00,415
Sorry, I just didn't realize I was engaged
to Jewish Chris Evans over here.
591
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,792
Could just say Chris Evans.
592
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,085
Uh, regardless,
593
00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:06,338
I am taking you to Mother Wolf.
594
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,383
-How did you score that reservation?
-I didn't. Jackie did.
595
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:11,301
[gasps]
596
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:13,261
[gasps]
597
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,889
-What?
-The cocaine shelf is gone!
598
00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:16,806
Jackie?
599
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:19,351
Did you do this?
600
00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:21,436
Uh, I noticed
you kept injuring yourself on there,
601
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,396
so I came in early, and I got rid of it.
602
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,399
Thank you.
And thank you for the dinner reservation.
603
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,111
You know, maybe I'm a little more
high-maintenance than I thought.
604
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,239
Oh, no, no way.
605
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,700
Oh, also, I promised the hostess
floor seats when we're in the playoffs.
606
00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:38,912
-What?
-Should I not have done that?
607
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,083
We'll deal with it later. Good job.
608
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:47,671
-[upbeat music playing]
-♪ Tell me what this world is coming to ♪
609
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,759
♪ Tell me 'bout this changeThe world is going through ♪
610
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:57,222
♪ Why can't we live as promisedLike Jesus said to do? ♪
611
00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:00,976
♪ Tell me what the world's coming to ♪
612
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:09,651
♪ So many peopleOut here dying everywhere ♪
613
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:14,406
♪ There's enough to go aroundBut no one seems to care ♪
614
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:19,953
♪ Outcrowded citiesAnd the poison in the streams ♪
615
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:24,874
♪ We've seen the world dividedOn our television screen ♪
616
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:28,086
♪ Tell me now what we're gonna do ♪
617
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:33,216
♪ Tell me what this world is coming to ♪
618
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:38,680
♪ Tell me what the world's coming to ♪
619
00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:43,977
♪ Tell me 'bout the changeThe world is going through ♪
620
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:48,315
♪ Why can't we live as promisedLike Jesus said to do? ♪
621
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:51,901
♪ Tell me what the world is coming to ♪
622
00:26:56,114 --> 00:27:00,201
♪ Tell me what the world's coming to ♪
623
00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:05,290
♪ Tell me 'bout the changeThe world is going through ♪
624
00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:09,502
♪ Why can't we live as promisedLike Jesus said to do? ♪
625
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,004
[music fades]
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