Original subtitles

For Tal, Ran, Sari, Lee, Maya, and Ela Shaul with love

Produced for I.C.P.

Who can tell me the difference

between a gecko lizard and an agama lizard?

That it's a mammal? - No, Moshe, it's not a mammal.

If you cut the tail off a gecko,

it grows a new one within 10 hours.

An agama can't grow a new tail.

Therefore, without the tail, when it runs,

it loses its balance.

Then, a bigger predator catches it.

And then?

And then... it dies.

A film by Dror Shaul

OPERATION GRANDMA

Rami Heuberger

Ami Smolartchik

Tzach Shpitzen

Einat Weitzman

Rosina Kambus

Hugo Yarden

Cinematography by Yaron Scharf

Produced by Anat Bikel, Uri Sabag

Written and directed by Dror Shaul

Who knows what's a protected flower?

My name is Idan Sagiv.

I'm 22, live in Tel Aviv,

and come from kibbutz Asisim in the Negev.

It's okay, nobody knows where it's at.

I've two big brothers:

Benny, 30 years old,

lives in north Tel Aviv with his girlfriend Hagit

who came second in Israel's championship of judo for women.

To the floor!

Benny was never a good student, but he has an...

...amazing technical sense.

I was born with it...!

Age 8, Benny was chief electrician of the kibbutz.

When he joined the army, the Air Force guys waited for him.

It should start now.

Within 2 days, they made him Flight Electrician.

Without training!

Benny did well in the city too.

Today he's head of a team at a big cable TV company.

Don't fuck with me, I'm telling you to come out here!

That's my big brother Alon, 34 and a half years old.

At age 5 he was the Negev's marathon champion.

In the 8th grade he took Asia's championship in arm-wrestling

...and before the Army he won twice the Kinneret Swim.

Go fuck yourself!

Additionally he's got brown belt in judo.

Black!

Both my brothers and I left the kibbutz to Tel Aviv.

But recently Alon got a classified job

in the anti-terrorist unit.

And so, to avoid driving every day from Gaza to Tel Aviv,

he returned to Asisim as an "outside resident“

"Welcome to kibbutz Asisim" Which means that he actually rented a room there.

But Dvora, why?

That's Dvora, the kibbutz 's secretary.

She had an affair with Claudio from Decoration.

Before that she had an affair

with Alberto from the chicken farm.

Everybody knows that, including her husband.

Crembo, you don't let me speak!

When Alon was 10...

...he stole from the kitchen all the Crembos.

All the kibbutz suspected him, but he denied,

and locked himself in his room.

Alon Sagiv, I know you're in there.

Alon understood that the only way to get rid of the guilt,

which, in a small place like a kibbutz

can stick to you for years,

was to destroy all evidence.

So he ate 500 Crembos in half an hour.

But in the end he got caught...

...and since then, anybody who knows him calls him...

Crembo,

I'm sorry.

Dvora, there are 8 fridges standing in the warehouse,

gathering dust

so who cares if one stood in my room,

and 7 went on standing.

Your parents built this place.

Asisim was their home. Here they were buried.

My parents, Moshe and Lea Sagiv,

were amongst the kibbutz founders.

They died when I was a baby.

Both my brothers and I grew up alone in the kibbutz

and thus we have a strong relation to each other.

Crembo...

Hey Crembo.

What's up, Benny?

Minus 5,000 Shekel at the bank...

What else?

94 new cable subscribers in Kfar Yona.

You were at grandma's?

Affirmative.

Report.

Our grandmother, Haya Sagiv,

lived in the kibbutz for many years.

But 2 years ago,

Dvora the secretary convinced her to move

into an elders' home in Natanya.

She said it would be more comfortable there.

Everybody forgot me.

Everybody!

But grandma, here, I came to visit you.

Alon serves at some secret unit,

Idan instructs children

but what does Benny do?

Why doesn't he visit his grandma?

Grandma, I'm Benny!

I know.

It's this girlfriend of his, this city girl...

She's poisoning his mind with her boxing!

Grandma, I'm Benny!

No Benny.

Benny!

Benny!

It's like this for years:

Every night, at the same time, we talk on the phone.

Alon... - What's wrong?

84 is outside, he wants to talk to you urgent.

Let him wait.

It's very urgent. - Shirly!

I'm talking to my brother now.

Unbelievable!

Every time the same story! "Benny doesn't come..."

But Crembo didn't visit her for over a year.

She's a liar, I visited, ldan didn't.

And what Dvora tells him this morning?

What?! If he's an outsider resident, he's got no rights?

And just for that they don't give him a fridge...!

You get it, Benny?

I was born there, now suddenly I'm an outsider?

Tomorrow there's a group from Switzerland coming to the kibbutz.

2 boys, 17 girls.

Just don't end up like Moti Banana in Zurich.

Don't you compare me to Moti Banana, not even kiddin'.

Benny compared you to Moti Banana?!

I think Crembo took offense.

Benny, we gotta get him a fridge. He's 35 next week.

And I tell her, "Grandma, it's Benny. Benny!"

Nothing.

Guys, help me here I need a fridge!

What's so urgent, Gabi?

Listen, Sagiv, we've known each other for a long time.

When you came to me in January...

Gabi, don't go around your tail.

You need to tell me something, come straight to me...

And don't shout at Shirly like some coward.

I'm not a coward, I'm just trying to help you

and you keep making trouble for me.

Gabi, I gave the order. If it wasn't done, I'm taking charge.

A good commander keeps reserves for himself.

What does that mean?

158 calls me today, tells me, "Get rid of him".

Of me?

You, Sagiv, you.

Meir Cohen?

Chief of Command, Meir Cohen.

Son of a bitch.

Look, Sagiv, I know exactly what you're worth.

But till further notice, all your operations are frozen.

"Call Waiting" too?

"Call Waiting" too.

So I gather that after "Sun Stroke" I'm shifting into wait.

"Sun Stroke" also frozen.

Gabi, we've been training for a month, you can't do this to me.

Sagiv, let 158 have a day or two to relax, then we'll see.

In the meantime, think before you do something, not after.

You know, in Russia, when I was in the ER...

Igor, don't start whining now about Russia!

In Russia you were a doctor, here you install cable.

There's a bonus for this?

5,000 Shekel if we finish it by the end of the month.

Without the new neighborhood? - With the new neighborhood!

No chance!

Igor, if I don't get this bonus I'm kicked outta my flat.

"Call Waiting" is frozen? - Frozen.

But it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

He's getting a new cellphone in a week, how can we do it?

"Sun Stroke" is also frozen.

What?!

We're working on it for a month!

Frozen.

Want me to talk to my dad?

No, I'll solve this my own way.

Don't want no help from Foreign and Security Affairs Committee.

You don't notice, Crembo,

the whole Division is shitting on you.

Nobody's shitting on me.

All under control.

Unbelievable what a sucker you are, unbelievable.

I'm going to the kibbutz.

To clean my room.

Be on the beeper.

Jerk.

Lemons, stop for a second and pay attention.

It's your Bar Mitzva, not mine, and we have only a week left.

In the past two days you've been really slowing down.

If you don't get a grip

you'll screw up in front of the whole school.

Therefore, starting tomorrow

we make an effort and work from 1 PM till 10 PM.

What?!

Each one of you will give his best

and together we'll make it.

One for all...

Guys, answer me!

One for all

all for one.

Very good.

"Look who comes!"

"Poor Crembo, didn't shit for a week".

Apologize! -I'm sorry!

What for? - For singing the Crembo song...

Promise you'll never sing it again!

I promise, I promise...

Good.

Now open your mouth.

No, no, please, I apologized...

That's because your mother doesn't give me a fridge.

Strong, Oren!

Hey, Crembo, what's up?

Okay. and you ?

My grandson won't go below 2 minutes in 100 meters, it's awful.

There's only one way to swim 100 meters in order to get a medal.

Crembo, maybe you'll give us a Champion's tip?

You start the fastest that you can, and then slowly speed up.

What's new at the workshop?

Lots of work, and I'm all by myself.

Ask Dvora for a Swiss guy, there's a whole group here.

I already got from Dvora a Swiss helper.

I asked him to paint the new furniture of the kindergarten.

Don't ask.

He destroyed 20,000 Shekel worth of furniture.

What a knockout, unbelievable...

Just don't end up like Moti Banana in Zurich.

Sergio, another word about Moti Banana

I'm gluing you to the workshop's door and fasten you with nails.

Crembo, come quick!

"Sun Stroke" is approved. Come ASAP to the office.

From Shirly.

Gabi, I promise you won't be disappointed.

I'll nail him without a problem.

I just want you to know I really appreciate this.

Thanks, Gabi.

Shirly, listen carefully. They're sitting on my neck, Gabi

and the new GOC. We mustn't fuck up.

You, go to sleep now,

I go to the kibbutz, tomorrow morning we're here.

We have 5 days to prepare this operation.

I want Micha's team. They must be notified tonight.

Why don't you take Shachar's team?

Seems to me they're better for it.

'Cause Shachar's team are faggots.

I want Micha's team. They must be notified tonight.

Dumb fuck.

What else did she say?

Son of a bitch.

And that's a good enough reason to blow a cigarette on her?

Yes! She's a fucking bitch!

You see he's a dumb fuck?

Watch it, I'll kill you!

Arik, leave her alone! Arik, I'm sending you home!

Nobody, but nobody sends me home, get it?

Arik, let's be reasonable. Arik, you're making a big mistake.

You're lucky that I like you.

Yes, it's ldan Sagiv.

I'm her grandson. Who's this?

This time I gotta nail this Moran Cohen and win the medal.

It's Crembo. Hey Crembo...

Idan! She's what? How?

Heart attack. - No shit. It's for sure?

It's final.

I'm shocked. - Me too.

And now someone has to take care of the funeral arrangements.

Yeah, and I'm busy the whole month. Loaded with installations.

Benny, grandma Haya is dead. She's dead.

What do you mean, busy?

Only this bonus can save me, Idan.

I don't believe it. You're so egoistical.

Egoistical? For two years I'm the only one visiting her, you hardly do,

Alon comes sometimes, and only Benny doesn't come.

So I'm busy for once!

Benny, I'm also loaded with the ceremony.

In dad's funeral you were a baby. In mom's you were sick.

In grandpa Israel's you weren't even in the country.

Always something!

My fault that I was a baby?

I didn't say it's your fault. But it's time you did something.

You're not a baby anymore, and now's your chance to prove it.

Benny, go screw yourself!

Idan, you're a baby, you always were, and I'm not gonna call.

Enough!

Yeah, Idan? Listen, I'll talk to you later, okay?

Crembo, listen to me for a second!

Idan! Remember there're moments when I can't talk?

I'm in the middle of something big. I'll call you tomorrow.

Crembo, grandma Haya is dead!

Can't be. I'll ask Shirly to check it first thing tomorrow.

Crembo, she's dead! They called me an hour ago from Natanya.

You reported to Benny? - Yes.

Well, it's important to be strong in these moments

and we'll talk tomorrow.

That's Ahmed Hamdan Sharif, 24, lives in Han Yunis,

planned 8 bombings. We hindered 3.

A genius in explosives. Tomer?

He moves to a new flat almost every day.

He has a whole set of wigs, costumes, fake IDs...

Tomer... -What? - Lose the accent.

Sorry. - Go on.

I believe he's armed...

Dvora from Asisim, line 2.

One second. Yes, Dvora.

Who takes care of the funeral?

Dunno. Who takes care of the funeral?

"The kibbutz shall not finance the funeral or wedding of anyone

"who hasn't been a member for 2 years." -And that's since when?

That's Funerals and Weddings Protocol.

Dvora, my grandmother donated a wing piano,

an auditorium and half a TV!

Crembo, I'm really sorry.

Dvora, my parents built this place! They slept in tents

and suffered mosquito bites.

Crembo, it's not up to me, and the kibbutz won't take care of it.

Great, so you threw my grandma into a home

and now you don't give a damn.

Crembo, I understand...

What do you understand, you stupid bitch?

Don't you talk to me like that! I'm not your soldier!

Dvora, you can take this whole protocol and shove it up your ass.

How dare you?!

Only if there's place left there,

after what Claudio shoved in that room,

which was also, by the way, donated by my grandmother.

Yes, Danny, go on.

Try to release, come on.

Hagit, I'm trying for an hour already, come on.

It's Crembo. Let me answer.

Answer...

I can't, come on!

Listen to me carefully, now, both of you.

They called me from the hospital in Natanya

and said that it's not a hotel,

and if we don't clear the body in 48 hours,

we owe them 500 shekels a day.

Asisim won't pay that, I talked to Dvora.

Clear so far?

Clear. - Clear.

Tomorrow is Wednesday, I'm at Operation Approval and Models.

On Thursday I've got an operation I'm waiting for for a month.

My promotion is in great danger!

So no grandma in the world is gonna cost me this promotion.

Clear? - Clear.

So first, you got 20 seconds, which is 5 seconds too much,

to patch things up.

I didn't mean it... -I'm really sorry...

I'm sorry, Idan, you know I love you.

I love you too, Benny.

Okay, that's enough! Don't start talking like two fags.

I told you, Field Security are listening to these calls.

Tomorrow, 7 AM, both of you, in my office, for briefing! Clear?

I don't know how he can manage with so little electricity.

Okay, shut up.

Stop eating. Breakfast is over.

Our mission will consist of 3 parts.

Each one will perform his part to perfection.

We can't afford any mistakes.

Shirly, hand them the papers.

Clear? - Clear.

Idan. - Yes.

You're responsible for part A, which means:

1. Issuing death certificate from the Registration Office.

2. Issuing permission to evacuate the body from the hospital.

3. Passing all the papers to Benny. Clear?

Clear.

Good. Benny, you're in charge of part B, transportation, meaning:

1. Receiving the papers from ldan...

2. Evacuating grandma Haya's body from the hospital...

...which, according to the information Shirly obtained,

it's at the southern entrance. - Northern entrance.

I repeat: the northern entrance to the building.

3. Arriving at Asisim in a respectable and organized manner.

Clear.

Good. Hagit comes?

Affirmative. - No, it'll only complicate things.

What's that?! Why does she intervene?

Crembo, she's my girlfriend.

At grandpa Israel's funeral she came and you both disappeared.

She ain't coming, period. I need you concentrated there, clear?

Clear.

Shirly and I are in charge of part C, which means:

1. Building a coffin...

2. Digging a hole...

3. Notifying the kibbutz members of the funeral's schedule.

Now pay attention. Time of action is 03:50,

'cause at 5 I've gotta go.

Therefore, at 4 sharp I'm starting the funeral.

Don't care if you make it or not.

For all I care, I'm burying an empty casket.

Good. Question?

I wanna drive.

No way.

Crembo, I don't mind switching with him.

Benny, I said you're driving, and that's it. Other questions?

Total silence till Thursday. Get lost.

Shirly, get me the Intelligence Office of 590,

Sergio from the workshop

and Claudio from decorations. Get lost!

What do you mean? - There's problems at home, Igor.

You'll have more problems at home without the bonus. Believe me.

No choice.

Whadduya mean, no choice? You wanna leave me here alone?

I can't work like this!

Don't worry, we'll find something...

Lemons, we have only 4 days left.

Tomorrow, Thursday, I won't be here, so Rami will open up.

You've got here a chance to prove your maturity.

To prove that one day without an adult, you can manage alone.

Arik and Ronen, you come with me.

The rest, you go on preparing the fire sign.

Let's go.

Hey, Crembo, what're you doing?

You bury your grandma in this mold. I want a real hole.

Whadduya want, 80 cm, just the standard.

Come on, Claudio, move away.

What's wrong with you?

Claudio, I'm counting 'til one.

Are you out of your mind?

And then, in the last training, I went down to the floor,

my neck got stuck.

But Hagit, I told you to be careful...

How does this help me now?

The medal is gone, don't you get it?

What's this box?

Electric box from the kibbutz. We'll take it with us tomorrow.

Rub it on me.

This? What, you're kidding? I got something that'll ease your pain.

Wait, you want grandma to lie in your box all the way there?

When are we going to the kibbutz?

What, she's coming? - No, no, she's not coming.

She won't make it from the championship.

Sure I'll make it!

I'll wait for you at noon at the Central Bus Station.

But there's no place in the van...

Hagit, Idan is right, there's only one place next to the driver.

You don't wanna sit in the back with grandma Haya...

So I'll take mom's Renault and we'll drive in two cars.

Hagit, you don't have to come, really. Why do you need this?

You stay out of this. - Hagit, don't shout at him!

And tell your big brother to stop bossing me around.

Hagit, it's only her funeral, come on. You didn't even know her.

I promise you, we'll go to visit her once in the cemetery.

Benny, it's important to me and I'm coming, period.

Not coming. - Why?!

Crembo doesn't allow.

I knew it was all because of your stupid brother.

Watch your mouth! -ldan, enough!

What enough? She can't talk about Crembo like that!

At grandpa Israel's funeral we went to the plantation,

and he hates me since.

Because the protocol says guests can't pick up fruits, okay?

That's the problem with your stupid brothers,

with their protocols.

Benny, if she's coming, I'm not!

It's time you decide if you're with me or with them.

What's wrong with you guys?

Hagit, what're you doing?

Going to sleep at my mom's.

I have a question.

Yes, Chief of Command. - Not to you.

Tell me, Sagiv, let's say that you wake up the whole street.

What happens then with this Mahmud?

Muhammad. - Gabi, give me a second!

What happens if they discover you?

Excuse me, Chief of Command, I need to go out for a moment.

Dvora, yes. Why's the funeral today? 'Cause I decided so.

So you move the choir's rehearsal for tomorrow.

Dvora, listen to me.

Grandma's on the way, the funeral begins at 16:00 sharp.

Another word and I'm burying her

in the grass near the kibbutz dining hall.

If we're discovered, and this is totally hypothetical,

I'm lighting up the sky like on Independence Day.

This is a cue for Shachar's team

to come and rescue us in the workers' bus.

6 minutes and we're out of Gaza.

I'm not approving this operation. Stop everything.

Chief of Command, listen...

Gabi, shut the fuck up.

Why? Because it's not ready!

It would be irresponsible of me to allow it.

And the worst is, he'll nail down at least 3 soldiers and run away.

Just like happened a month ago, Lieutenant Colonel Sagiv.

Haya Sagiv.

Which valve did they install here?

I don't know about this, something German.

The clock must be on 5.

Benny, leave it...

The valve won't be able to take this pressure.

In a closed system the valves are activated only under collapse.

Sign here.

What am I signing?

870 PCI.

If something happens to her on the way, we're not responsible.

Japanese.

How are you taking her?

There are two options:

The National Burial Service or a private ambulance.

Wait, doctor, you don't understand...

First, I'm not a doctor. Here nobody needs a doctor anymore.

Second, there's nothing to understand. That's the law.

And third, I'm working here

for 30 years and never seen bigger idiots.

Mr. Benishti, listen for a moment...

I'm not listening! Get lost!

Hassan, go check what's happened in 8A.

Suzy, don't start without me. And don't forget Oren's gift.

I'll be there 1:15 pm.

Right when I'm finished with Haya Sagiv.

Call Crembo now! - You're crazy? He'll kill me.

Benny, we're an hour late! - Relax...

Don't wanna relax! I'm sick of you and your big brother!

Idan, shut up!

I'm going to call Crembo right now!

You're going nowhere! -I'm going!

Serviceman urgent to refrigerator 8A.

Don't move from here!

Say, where's the service? - On the way.

Where from? - From Arad.

Arad?! If it's not fixed in 15 minutes,

they'll need to evacuate half the city.

You were told to get lost! You don't speak Hebrew?

Give me a bottle of Sprite and scissors.

I told you the whole Division is shitting on you.

Nobody's shitting on him.

No? He kicked you outta the office and took over, what's that?

Gabi, what am I gonna do?

Call Christine, maybe she has an idea.

Shirly, enough, okay?

Look, Sagiv, I know you prepared this operation the best you could.

Gabi, I gotta nail this Muhammad, or they delay my promotion.

Right, right. Let me talk to him alone and we'll see.

That's it. Haim, pull the valve up.

He's a genius!

Naaa, it's all because of the hydraulic valve...

Yes, honey? What?

I can't, Suzy's waiting for me at the kindergarten.

Oren has a birthday.

What, now? At the moment?

Immediately? At the memorial room?

Okay, 3 minutes. I have the key! Ciao...

Benny, stop, stop!

What happened?

You got too many questions!

Told you: 103 liter, 5 cells, auto-defrost, made in Germany.

Doesn't take up much space, doesn't sweat.

It's quiet. - How much amperage power?

For 300 Shekel you want amperage power? Go, get lost.

I'll take it.

Congratulations, darling. - Thanks a lot.

All teams, pay attention: there's hot information on wired car.

The police ordered not to lift any cars, till further notice.

So if you're empty you're free for today,

and if you got a car, come quick before I go.

Shlomi, it's Avi. I'm coming with a van, wait for me 5 minutes.

Avi, check very well that there's nothing suspicious inside.

If something looks weird,

pass at the police station and dump it there.

Got it, Shlomi.

Chief of Command, we have a new idea.

Sagiv, understand: when I'm approving an operation like this,

now with this problematic situation with the police,

I'm considering a million other problems you don't know.

What now...?

Excuse me.

You're what? How'd you lose her?

Benny, I don't care, give me Idan.

Crembo, I swear, we stopped for a second...

But you should've been in Ashkelon by now!

...And we came back, and the van was gone...

Idan, look for a second at the pavement.

What stripes do you see?

Red and white.

You were towed, you two stupid assholes!

So what do we do?

Am I late?

The Champion of Israel!

Listen good now, Idan. You drive to the lot,

release the van, put the fridge next to grandma Haya

and off to Asisim.

I'm driving all the way to the kibbutz? -Yes.

Drive slowly, make sure grandma doesn't get hit,

straight to the workshop.

I'm going with Hagit direct to the kibbutz. Questions?

Thanks a lot, Benny. - Get lost.

"Municipal Towed-Vehicles Lot"

Believe me, if your brother didn't give me his toolbox,

I'd never help you.

Hey, fuck, come help! Where're you running? Hey!

Guard! Guard!

Guard! Where's my grandmother?

Hello, I'm looking for an employee of yours. Very urgent.

Yes. Benny Sagiv. Does he have a walkie-talkie?

HQ, Benny here, tell Shirly everything's okay.

Ask him if he's on the way with grandma Haya.

Tell her I'm on the way, Idan's on the way,

all's under control.

Tell him to arrive straight to the workshop.

Tell her not to worry, we're on the way.

What's that? What is this dress?

I thought we're passing at home...

How, we're totally late.

I've nothing else to wear.

So you can't come like this!

Sima, I'm coming home I'll knock you down,

you dunno what's coming, Sima!

Excuse me... - Whadduya want?!

Your phone.

General Sir, I hate to pressure, but you must decide. It's 2:30 pm.

It won't go, this bullshit. I'm not approving.

"Two friends went on a trip..."

Gabi, get outta the room. Go.

Now listen good, Meir Cohen. I don't give a fuck about you

and your motherfucking officers.

What, you became 158 so you let it go to your head? -Relax...

Don't tell me to relax, 'cause I know you from your previous life,

you and your stupid brother with the banana brain.

Why, who taught you to drive a tractor? The Army taught you?

I did, in the cotton fields!

Let's try to discuss this...

Don't fuck with me, there's nothing to discuss!

You came here to kill my promotion, 'cause the kibbutz didn't take you.

You, and your fat bitch. - You're strangling me...

You did everything to dodge work, ah?

You never came to to our drafts.

"I have a headache, I have allergies"...

How, how the hell did you wanna become

a kibbutz member, you parasite?!

Idan, where are you? - I gotta talk to Crembo!

He can't, he's with people.

It's very urgent. I'm in big trouble,

and Crembo's phone is closed.

I'm telling you he can't, he's in Operation Approval.

Shirly, it's urgent, I'm telling you.

You wanna come down, 'cause I'm gonna climb there and kill you.

Why urgent? I just spoke to Benny, he said all's fine!

What fine? What did he say?

That everything's okay, he's on the way with grandma.

Sure? - Yeah, why?

You're sure he said he's on the way with grandma?

Yes, that's what he said. Anyway, it's 14:45, don't be late!

Crembo will kill you if you're late. He's real nervous.

I'm on the way too. Thanks, Shirly.

Crembo, I'm begging, release it a little...!

Shirly, get me 159.

Meir, now listen good.

You got 10 seconds to approve this operation

...or else I'm calling Central HQ and telling them

all about your marijuana field. and your deals.

Crembo, please, you can't do this to me...

Just wait and see what I can.

159 on the line.

I'm approving "Sun Stroke"!

Good.

Now get lost, before I change my mind. Get lost...!

The two jerks went? - Went.

And 159 is actually abroad...

You're great...!

She's great...

"Welcome to kibbutz Asisim"

Somebody wants to explain what's going on?

Shirly said you're bringing grandma. -What?!

So I drove here. Shirly said, ask her!

What, you drove without grandma?!

Where's grandma, you two assholes?

Where's grandma? You were supposed to take her from the towing lot.

Benny, I told you to drive, and I knew what I was talking.

But Shirly said he's bringing grandma...

Where's grandma? - Where's grandma?!

I don't know.

I know where she is. - You shut up.

Crembo, relax. -Benny, shut the fuck up. -You shut up!

Hagit! I've no idea what you're doing here and what's this costume

...but it's a family matter, so butt out!

And try to stay outta my sight till the end of the funeral.

And if you came here to take avocados, you have a problem,

they're not in season. - Here's your grandma, you faggot.

And you're lucky that my mother works at the Police

...or else they would've blown up your grandma.

Benny, you got 30 seconds to get her in the workshop,

put her in a casket and return. Go!

Let's go, jerk, I've got a terrorist to catch today. Go!

Close the gaps!

Sergio, you're dead.

Pick her up.

Just you wait.

Hand!

We came to say goodbye, Haya.

Death came,

and its sharp and cruel sickle reaped the thread of your life.

The day of your death is a day of mourning to Asisim

and the entire kibbutz movement.

The trees shall bow their head. The corn fields, which you planted,

...are crying with us...

We'll continue at the club. Diana, please.

Thank you, Diana. It was very touching.

Rest in peace, grandma.

Come on, guys, get to work.

Shirly, I'm on my way to the convention.

Don't forget to bring my vest.

The Lemons' ceremony was a failure.

Out of 20 fire signs, only 2 worked.

I was fired a week later.

Even today my two brothers are my best friends.

Every night, at exactly the same time, we talk on the phone.

Benny, come help me, you shit!

Benny was electrified twice, left with Hagit to America,

and is making a lot of money in computer programming.

Crembo caught the terrorist,

moved up the ladder in the security circles

and you know him by the name K.

At the kibbutz they're still investigating where 20kg of oranges.

...but it doesn't matter anymore,

because since then we never went back.

Surprise!

Hello, Benny? What's up?

I got the promotion!

Great, thanks.

You visited grandma?