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Yeah, I said I'm sorry.
I'm just not feeling too hot.
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You're sneezing,
you can do that in a movie theater.
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Yeah, and I will be in a nice soft chair
when I collapse. I'm exhausted Dave.
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Come on.
We're gonna be late.
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Episode four,
never comes to the big screen.
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This is the pre-lucas-ized version,
remember?
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None of that greedo shooting first crap.
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Go without me.
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What are you talking about?
You love Star Wars.
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Don't you?
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Ben.
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- Since when?
- Since just before
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I started pretending I loved it.
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I'm sorry.
I was just trying to be supportive.
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Fine.
I'll go alone.
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- Baby, I'm sorry.
- Me too.
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I'm so woozy I can hardly think.
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We'll hang out at home.
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No, you should go.
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Did you just feel something?
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Feel?
Like what?
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- Is there an earthquake?
- In New Jersey?
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- Oh, God.
- What?
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I think I'm, like,
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hallucinating.
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Call 911.
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26-year-old female,
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gas main exploded under her building.
She was pulled out of the rubble
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after six hours.
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Two surgeries for multiple
fractures and burns.
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I'm thinking the broken bones
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are a response to the building
falling on her head.
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And the fever?
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She's the only collapse victim
whose body temperature...
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Put her on antipyretics.
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Already have.
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The fever is holding at 104.
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Fluctuating consciousness.
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I can't take the case.
I don't have a team.
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So hire a team.
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What for?
I don't have a case.
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Have you even interviewed anybody?
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You test drive a car before you buy it.
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You have sex before you get married,
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I can't hire a team based
on a ten-minute interview.
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What if I don't like
having sex with them?
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You've spent the last two weeks
doing absolutely nothing.
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Concert is over.
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In what
twisted universe does mastering
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Eddie Van Halen's two-handed arpeggio
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technique count as absolutely nothing?
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Take the case or you will
spend the next month
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helping the collapse
team change bandages.
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I diagnose her.
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Alone.
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By the end of the day,
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you go away for a week.
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Done.
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It's not gonna work.
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If he solves the case, we cure the girl.
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And prove he doesn't need a team.
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He's not gonna solve the case.
Not that fast.
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Why not.
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Because he needs a team!
And this'll prove to him.
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You wanna change his mind
about something you need
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a more convincing argument
and "you promised."
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Fever,
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non-responsive to antibiotics
and antipyretics.
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Fluctuating consciousness.
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Go!
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You talking to me?
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Yes.
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Imagine that
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the roof of the storage closet
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collapses on your favorite
floor buffer.
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Which then starts overheating.
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Why would I have
a favorite floor buffer?
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Okay.
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Maybe the electrical works
got banged up
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in there from stuff falling on it.
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Interesting.
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Brain damage leading to
hypothalamic dysregulation.
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If you're brought in covered in rubble,
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it's all about the MRI's.
We'd have seen that. Come on!
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You gotta earn that fiver.
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Or stuff
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leaked in the holes,
messing it up.
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Lacerations leave multiple
portals for infection.
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Bacterial would have
responded to the antibiotics.
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Too high for viral.
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Parasites or Fungus is possible.
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Or maybe Lupus.
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My grandma has Lupus.
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Okay, autoimmune.
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I'll run a lupus panel.
Infection fits best.
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Complete history would be helpful.
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Which leads to the
worst part of the job.
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Dealing with the floor buffer's family.
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We talked every couple of weeks,
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but Ben would know better than I...
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No farms, no travel anywhere weird.
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You get that, Dr. Buffer?
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No travel, no farm.
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The file says she was sick
before the building collapsed.
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I figured it was just a cold.
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Why do you think it's related?
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Her being sick and her being sick?
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Often is.
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She was unconscious when I found her.
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We'd been fighting.
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I just want to...
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Just tell me she's gonna be okay.
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I'm not even sure you're gonna be okay.
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We're gonna make her all better.
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Showoff.
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You oughta be nicer to people.
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Where are we going?
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You know how the laughter
of little children is infectious?
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Parasites and Fungi are even more so.
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We're gonna find out which one
is making her brain bubble over.
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Where, the building?
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EPA's doing that job for us.
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They say it's clean.
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Which means we're making
a pilgrimage to castle blackberry.
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Her name's Bradbury.
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- I should ask them for keys.
- No need.
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I'm sure we can find
a large rock somewhere.
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I'm not breaking in to somebody's house.
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I got principles.
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I got some loose change
here says you don't.
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I'm not doing this.
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For less than a 50.
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Where's the restaurant?
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What restaurant?
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The one you said you were
taking me to for lunch.
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This one's Homier.
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Dibs on the cold pizza.
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I'm sure it looked easier on youtube.
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You don't need a team.
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You can't even get arrested
without company.
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You're right.
Only one solution.
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Never replace them.
Ever.
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Do you need help?
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Patronize the poor cripple.
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- Let me get that.
- I got it.
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Will you...
Let me...
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Just let me get it.
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I'll check the bedroom.
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Some interesting mold
on the windowsill here!
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It's gonna take me a while.
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I'll cover the bathroom.
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She had a secret diary.
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Is there any other kind?
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What are you doing?
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There's a sale on liquid tide.
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If you're broke, I can lend you
a tiny bit of the money I owe you.
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No, no, I wouldn't put you
in that position.
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What does the diary say?
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It's basically a list
of her sexual encounters.
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Boys, girls, vibrating appliances.
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If it was, you'd be quoting,
not summarizing.
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This is a parade of sad banalities.
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"I can hardly get out of bed.
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"Feeling blue." Then, three months ago,
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turns into a parade of happy banalities.
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"Starting to turn the corner.
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Job's looking up."
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We can stop swabbing.
Her clich's are getting healthier.
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Or she's less depressed.
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- Aren't there pills that do that?
- Antidepressants don't cause fever.
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Not on their own.
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But the ER didn't know
she was on MAO inhibitors,
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so they gave her demerol.
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It's a nasty combo.
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So all you have to do
is convince this kid
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that his girlfriend had a secret doctor,
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and a secret stash, and a secret life.
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It's been a while since a patient took
a swing at you. Can I watch?
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I only have to convince the mother.
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Actually...
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I don't have to convince anyone.
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This it total crap.
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If she was seeing a psychiatrist,
I'd know.
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If she was on drugs, I'd know.
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Mrs. Bradbury, please sign the form
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so we can start the dialysis.
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But why antidepressants?
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I don't understand!
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Mrs. Bradbury, please sign the forms
so we can start the dialysis.
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Stop saying that.
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Dr. Buffer, what is going on?
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What aren't you telling us?
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He's a janitor?
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More significantly, a blabbermouth.
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House, shut up!
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I am very sorry
how Dr. House handled this.
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It is completely unforgivable.
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Except if he's right.
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Dialysis will filter her blood.
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There's nothing to filter.
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Save her life.
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She wasn't depressed.
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I'm miserable around Ben.
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Not me.
I like Ben.
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February 12th.
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Either she's depressed,
or she just thinks you're a jerk.
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Neither suggests that you should be
the one directing her medical treatment.
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Does the diary say my
daughter's taking these drugs?
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No, but medically...
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Did you find drugs in their home?
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She's probably hiding them in her purse.
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I thought it would be rude to go
searching under 1,000 tons of rubble.
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This was months ago. We were in a fight.
Doesn't mean she's depressed,
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and doesn't mean she doesn't love me.
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Fine, maybe the diary proves nothing.
On the other hand, half the country's
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on antidepressants.
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And it fits her symptoms perfectly.
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No ring on your daughter's finger
means you make the decisions.
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I'm not...
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sure that I know her
well enough anymore.
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You really wanna risk her life
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on how well he knows her?
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Wilson, you idiot.
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Listen carefully,
and no one will get hurt.
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You must follow these instructions.
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Any attempt to contact the FBI.
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Or other law enforcement agencies
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or... Cutty...
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Will be met with...
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And large Coke.
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No ice.
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Give it back.
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What happened?
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Did someone...
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Kidnap your guitar?
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A $12,0001967 flying V?
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- Or something?
- Where'd you hide it?
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I'm flattered you would consider
me this bold and brilliant.
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No, 'cause it takes...
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It takes a criminal mastermind
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to pull off a heist from an unlocked,
unguarded room down the hall.
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What do you want?
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Me? Nothing.
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But I'm sure the kidnapper wants
what every kidnapper wants.
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To see you interview five to seven
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well-qualified fellowship candidates.
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I don't need a team.
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You were bouncing ideas off a janitor.
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And solved the case!
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Hi.
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I'm Dr. Cuddy.
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If you can hear what I'm saying,
blink once.
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You can't talk right now.
You have a tube down your throat
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and try not to move your head.
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You've been in a terrible accident.
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But it looks like you will have
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no permanent injuries.
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You've had a bad fever,
but it's gone now.
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I've been here the whole time,
honey, okay? I'm not leaving.
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This is very important.
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I need you to blink one for yes,
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twice for no.
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Were you seeing a psychiatrist?
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Were you on MAO Inhibitors?
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The antidepressant.
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00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:35,140
Megan, it's okay.
It doesn't matter, okay?
267
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,390
I love you.
268
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,880
Honey?
Honey, what's wrong?
269
00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,236
Megan, are you all right?
270
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:41,316
What's happening?
Are we upsetting her?
271
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,840
Heart is beating too fast.
Get the family out of here.
272
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:46,410
Charging to 200.
273
00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:50,650
Clear!
274
00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:02,320
We shocked her back into sinus rhythm,
but she's still tachycardic.
275
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,850
Fascinating.
Equally fascinating is...
276
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:06,707
Why are you here?
277
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,650
I was gonna leave you
alone if you won the bet.
278
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:09,947
But you lost.
279
00:15:09,971 --> 00:15:11,280
I explained the fever.
280
00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:13,470
Which is all we were talking about.
281
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,220
She confirmed the antidepressants.
282
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,896
Go bet with someone else if you want
to explain the heart problems.
283
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,496
She confirmed them by winking.
284
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,146
Maybe there was a cute
guy across the room.
285
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,976
She got better when I treated her.
Even I'm not that cute.
286
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,076
Two unrelated symptoms,
just a coincidence.
287
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,566
Or you're grasping at straws
to avoid admitting
288
00:15:29,590 --> 00:15:33,320
- you can't do this on your own.
- Fine, what explains the fever
289
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,230
and persistent tachycardia?
290
00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:36,726
Could be anything.
291
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:40,250
- Endocarditis.
- Nope. Fever, no infection.
292
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,010
Keep going, you're doing great.
293
00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:48,410
You win.
294
00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:50,067
I don't believe you.
295
00:15:50,091 --> 00:15:52,700
I'm not gonna play this game.
Just give me the damn resumes.
296
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,530
And my guitar.
297
00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,890
I don't have it.
298
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,050
Although I did hear some...
299
00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:05,870
Plangent strumming
from under that couch earlier.
300
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,780
This kidnapper isn't just bold,
he's diabolical.
301
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,880
I guess he realized
he probably shouldn't
302
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,686
give it back to you until after
303
00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:23,230
you've had the interviews.
304
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:43,800
You didn't write anything.
305
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:47,330
So what you're saying is you didn't find
that one big explanation...
306
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,800
'Cause there isn't one.
307
00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:51,390
- Clever.
- Well, let's just say...
308
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,970
Your antidepressant theory
does explain the fever.
309
00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:56,556
What about the heart?
And don't say a building fell on her.
310
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,580
Okay...
311
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,010
- A structure collapsed...
- Shut up.
312
00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:03,950
Come on, it fits.
Crushed musculature releases potassium,
313
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:04,747
causes V-TAC...
314
00:17:04,771 --> 00:17:08,856
You'd think she'd get crushed syndrome
after she was crushed, not 2 days later.
315
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,570
Microvascular occlusions.
316
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:13,500
Takes that long
for the blood to reperfuse.
317
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,640
She'd have a baggy heart.
318
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,060
Echo it to confirm.
319
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,440
Is crush syndrome good or bad?
320
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:27,937
Does it sound good?
321
00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:29,536
I mean, compared to the
other things it could be.
322
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:32,420
- There are no other things it could be.
- Then why are you testing her?
323
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,220
Excellent question.
324
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,470
What... What is it?
325
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,230
The heart's fine.
326
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,890
Why is she sweating?
327
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:48,700
- Her fever's back.
- Why would her fever be back?
328
00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:50,600
I can't say.
329
00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:51,880
You don't know?
330
00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:53,900
I know, I just can't say.
331
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,070
'Cause you'll hit me.
332
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,050
Let's discuss this
in front of witnesses.
333
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:00,980
The DT's?
334
00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:02,476
So she's an alcoholic now?
335
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,200
Her first fever was from the medication
for her depression.
336
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,680
Or you're wrong.
337
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:09,880
The second fever was from
the self-medication for depression.
338
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,000
This is insane.
339
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,600
You don't think I would have noticed her
being constantly drunk?
340
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,570
You were practically
living with Sylvia Plath.
341
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,030
- You didn't notice that.
- Tone it down or I will hit you.
342
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:19,910
Fine, I'll do liver enzyme tests.
343
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:23,710
Liver enzymes can also be elevated
from musculoskeletal trauma.
344
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:26,290
They'd be there whether she had
a drinking problem or not.
345
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:27,780
They don't know that.
346
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,490
Just pretend to confirm.
347
00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:30,730
What's the treatment?
348
00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:31,940
She's not an alcoholic.
349
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,520
Hair of the dog, IV alcohol.
350
00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:36,140
Taper it off after a few days.
351
00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:37,910
She's sick and traumatized
and half-dead.
352
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,400
You wanna make her drunk.
353
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:41,400
Just do it.
354
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:42,930
You can't do this.
355
00:18:42,970 --> 00:18:45,820
We lived together, we were gonna
have kids. You barely even know her.
356
00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:47,900
Apparently, neither did you.
357
00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:15,850
Hello?
358
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,270
Hi, could I speak to trevor... Kaufman?
359
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:19,350
Yo yo, it's Trev.
360
00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:20,390
What up?
361
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,330
This is Dr. Gregory House.
362
00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:24,410
Can you come in tomorrow to interview?
363
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,450
House?
Are you serious?
364
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:27,607
Awesome!
365
00:19:27,631 --> 00:19:30,450
- Hey, dude, I got the House interview!
- Oh, look at me!
366
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,040
- I got the house interview!
- Dude, shut up! I'm on the phone!
367
00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:34,610
- Shut up!
- I'm so cool!
368
00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:36,510
Give me the phone back!
369
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:42,780
I got a page.
370
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,600
- No, you didn't.
- They called a code.
371
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:46,990
No, they didn't.
372
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:52,500
You got a page, but not from us.
373
00:20:05,910 --> 00:20:07,760
Did you ever see raid on entebbe?
374
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:10,310
Yeah, in the end,
they release the hostages.
375
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:11,980
How's that working for you?
376
00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:13,856
The ugandans played fair.
377
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,310
They didn't move
the hostages on the Israelis.
378
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:20,610
Once again, I am in awe
of the kidnapper's tactical brilliance.
379
00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:25,430
What is el fuego del amor and why
do you need ten of them?
380
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,730
It's a...
It's a telanovela.
381
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,530
I'm learning spanish.
382
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,040
Say adios.
383
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,890
Are you erasing my tivo?
384
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:39,690
- House, not the season finale.
- I don't negotiate with terrorists.
385
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:42,200
I smoke them out of their hidey-holes.
386
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,350
Do you know what terrorists do
when you don't negotiate?
387
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,610
They terrorize.
388
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,700
Bring it on.
389
00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:54,840
Fever's down.
390
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,110
Sweating has abated.
Heart's working fine.
391
00:20:58,540 --> 00:20:59,790
I guess House was right.
392
00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:01,207
Again.
393
00:21:01,231 --> 00:21:02,910
That's good news, right?
394
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,960
It is good news.
395
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,770
So what does this mean,
she's an alcoholic?
396
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,400
There's no other explanation?
397
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,020
No, sorry.
398
00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:12,540
It doesn't make any sense.
399
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,430
She's doing this thing
with her mouth again.
400
00:21:19,390 --> 00:21:21,560
It's been on and off
for the last couple hours.
401
00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:23,130
Is she trying to talk?
402
00:21:25,090 --> 00:21:26,100
No.
403
00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:28,870
I think she's screaming.
404
00:21:34,330 --> 00:21:35,440
Morning!
405
00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:40,610
Where did you come from?
406
00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:42,700
Apes, if you believe the democrats.
407
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,550
I heard you were there
when I was proven right.
408
00:21:45,630 --> 00:21:48,030
The alcohol treatment took away
the heart and fever problems.
409
00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:50,740
Yes, was also there
when you were proven wrong.
410
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,440
She'd been silently screaming
for two hours.
411
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:55,800
Amylase and lipase are through the roof.
412
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,200
She has pancreatitis.
413
00:21:57,770 --> 00:21:59,880
IV alcohol can cause pareatitis.
414
00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:01,810
Okay.
415
00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:12,420
- You're not gonna argue with me?
- Nope.
416
00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:14,710
- You think I'm right?
- Nope.
417
00:22:15,070 --> 00:22:17,020
- Why not?
- Nope.
418
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:19,850
It's not really a yes or no question.
419
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,940
Which is why I'm not answering it.
420
00:22:22,870 --> 00:22:24,440
If it's not the IV alcohol,
421
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,730
- it's gotta be...
- Not interested.
422
00:22:28,470 --> 00:22:29,810
If I'm wrong,
423
00:22:30,270 --> 00:22:31,680
she's gonna die.
424
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,560
Are you sure you're still
dean of medicine?
425
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:37,530
I'm not interested in arguing because
I'm not interested in enabling you.
426
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:40,100
You need someone to bounce ideas off of.
427
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,990
You need a team.
428
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,030
Don't follow me.
429
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,830
MAO Inhibitor caused the fever.
430
00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:57,010
Alcohol caused the pancreatitis.
Alcohol withdrawal caused the V-Tach.
431
00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:00,500
Your logic is irrefutable.
432
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:01,960
You're wrong.
433
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,350
Well, who are you gonna believe?
A classic toy or a woman who,
434
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,296
if she had any confidence in her ideas,
wouldn't feel the need to distract you
435
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,660
with a water bra?
436
00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:13,400
Are you really just gonna
treat the pancreatitis?
437
00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:15,070
Are you here to enable me?
438
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,820
I don't want her to die
because you're stubborn.
439
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:20,680
So you can enable and rationalize
at the same time.
440
00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:24,110
- Guess you are still dean of medicine.
- If you're right, then this guy,
441
00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:26,840
who's not an ass,
who's not a workaholic,
442
00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:29,710
who's not a sociopath,
has somehow missed
443
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:32,720
both her depression
and severe alcoholism.
444
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,660
Yes, imagine that,
a couple with secrets.
445
00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:38,250
Why would she lie?
446
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:41,920
Okay, alcoholism you don't
wanna advertise, but...
447
00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:49,210
If you're right, there'd be
an abnormality on the pancreas.
448
00:23:49,270 --> 00:23:51,080
At least do an MRI to confirm.
449
00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:14,750
Oh, my God.
450
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,880
This guy means business.
451
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,560
Or guys.
Could be multiple guys.
452
00:24:22,790 --> 00:24:23,790
Or a gal.
453
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,300
Who knows?
454
00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:29,020
All I can say is,
this reeks of boldness.
455
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,180
I am not hiring a team.
456
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,170
You ever tighten a guitar string
really, really slowly?
457
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,400
Past the point it can handle the strain?
458
00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:43,320
It makes this weird
459
00:24:43,790 --> 00:24:44,910
sound.
460
00:24:45,870 --> 00:24:47,390
Almost like a scream.
461
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,980
I thought this was gonna be fun.
462
00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:05,200
I messed with you, you messed with me.
463
00:25:05,350 --> 00:25:07,490
Eventually, you give in.
464
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:11,180
But you've shown
a startling lack of humor,
465
00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:12,590
which got me thinking.
466
00:25:12,630 --> 00:25:13,650
Oh, God.
467
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,120
What's the real reason
you won't hire a team?
468
00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:17,920
I told you, I don't need a team.
469
00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:20,186
Then hire three people and let 'em
sit on their asses.
470
00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:22,850
- That wouldn't be right.
- Three years ago, you hired a team.
471
00:25:22,930 --> 00:25:23,930
What's changed?
472
00:25:23,970 --> 00:25:25,360
I have become a man of principle.
473
00:25:25,450 --> 00:25:26,770
I've gotten smarter.
474
00:25:27,350 --> 00:25:29,170
What answer will make socrates shut up?
475
00:25:29,230 --> 00:25:31,520
What's changed is,
you hired with a team.
476
00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:34,700
You connected with a team,
you work with a team,
477
00:25:34,870 --> 00:25:36,750
and you lost the team.
478
00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:38,420
Damn.
479
00:25:38,690 --> 00:25:40,800
There's no abnormalities
in her pancreas.
480
00:25:40,850 --> 00:25:42,880
You fall in love, you get married.
481
00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:45,270
50% chance it'll end in misery.
482
00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:49,206
Hiring employees can be even tougher.
Because you know, eventually,
483
00:25:49,230 --> 00:25:50,007
they're gonna leave.
484
00:25:50,031 --> 00:25:53,190
There's increased T2 signal
on her hepatic capsule.
485
00:25:53,270 --> 00:25:54,980
If you know what I mean.
486
00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:57,520
You got hurt.
487
00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,140
Get over it.
488
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:04,440
Now, if you'll excuse me, my patient
489
00:26:04,490 --> 00:26:06,870
is about to start bleeding
out of her mouth and anus.
490
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,740
Internal bleeding.
491
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,520
Not anymore.
492
00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:24,170
Now it's all over the place.
493
00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:25,900
Why are you here?
494
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,390
That's my patient down there.
495
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:30,470
You're here because I'm here.
496
00:26:32,690 --> 00:26:34,710
I am done enabling you.
497
00:26:35,350 --> 00:26:36,360
I know.
498
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:47,350
The alcohol didn't cause the
pancreatitis, the internal bleeding did.
499
00:26:47,390 --> 00:26:49,990
The question is what caused the internal
bleeding? I hate myself.
500
00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:52,086
You do know that the patient
had a building land on her.
501
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:54,290
- Four days ago.
- Bleeding can start at any time.
502
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,096
It's bleeding from five different sites.
503
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,890
You think they synchronized
their watches?
504
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,780
She got warfarin after her hip surgery.
505
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:02,170
It's designed
to mess with bleeding patterns.
506
00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:04,086
Fever, heart, and bleeding.
507
00:27:04,110 --> 00:27:06,620
Three problems,
three completely different explanations.
508
00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:09,070
She must be the
unluckiest woman in the world.
509
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:12,090
I only cling to this crazy theory
because it's been proven right
510
00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:14,290
every step of the way.
Each treatment worked.
511
00:27:14,330 --> 00:27:16,150
Yes, she looks perfectly healthy.
512
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,790
This much bleeding is a symptom
of something more.
513
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,950
And you need a team because you're wrong
and you're gonna kill this woman.
514
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,330
If I had a team,
this patient would be dead.
515
00:27:34,610 --> 00:27:37,580
Because they'd be here instead of me
and they wouldn't notice the size
516
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:39,180
of this woman's uterus.
517
00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:46,530
Hi!
518
00:27:46,630 --> 00:27:47,700
How's it going?
519
00:27:48,130 --> 00:27:49,350
Mind if I observe?
520
00:27:49,610 --> 00:27:52,640
Got a big room up top with a big window
just for that.
521
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,250
Would you stop that.
522
00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:58,216
You wanna look at vaginas,
there are websites for that.
523
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,830
Think I'm made of money?
524
00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:02,640
Can you get him out of here?
525
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,780
Enlarged uterus.
526
00:28:05,890 --> 00:28:07,566
Means that she was recently pregnant.
527
00:28:07,590 --> 00:28:11,070
She's a good liar, but I doubt she could
hide a baby from her boyfriend.
528
00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:18,980
Scraping in the uterus indicates
that she had an abortion.
529
00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:22,780
But nothing in her medical history.
Only one reason to hide an abortion.
530
00:28:22,830 --> 00:28:24,690
Boyfriend wants babies, she doesn't.
531
00:28:24,740 --> 00:28:26,826
She's bleeding everywhere.
Unless the guy was performing
532
00:28:26,850 --> 00:28:28,600
an abortion with a shotgun...
533
00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:30,400
Stop enabling him!
534
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,050
It's not the abortion,
it's what she did after.
535
00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:34,810
The boyfriend
would have noticed condoms.
536
00:28:34,850 --> 00:28:36,690
He would notice abstinence.
537
00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:39,430
He would not notice the pill.
538
00:28:40,690 --> 00:28:43,460
Which means,
I don't need a team!
539
00:28:49,540 --> 00:28:51,680
Where's your mother-in-common-law?
540
00:28:52,140 --> 00:28:54,380
Dr. House, this is Doug Mcmurtry.
541
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:57,530
His girlfriend was working
with Megan when...
542
00:28:58,530 --> 00:28:59,650
She's dead?
543
00:29:00,130 --> 00:29:01,330
She passed this morning.
544
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,190
Well, then why are you still here?
545
00:29:08,030 --> 00:29:10,400
I need the old lady's consent
to do some treatment.
546
00:29:10,570 --> 00:29:11,940
What'd you find out?
547
00:29:12,510 --> 00:29:15,690
I wish I could tell you, but since
you're not legally related...
548
00:29:15,870 --> 00:29:17,880
What the hell did you find out?
549
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:23,190
Your girlfriend had an abortion.
550
00:29:26,780 --> 00:29:28,430
See why I didn't tell you?
551
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,890
I'd be insane to also tell you
that she's on the pill.
552
00:29:36,630 --> 00:29:37,630
No, she's not.
553
00:29:37,670 --> 00:29:40,296
If they'd known she was on it, they
wouldn't have given her a blood thinner
554
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,810
after her hip surgery.
555
00:29:42,330 --> 00:29:44,250
The combination caused the bleeding.
556
00:29:44,530 --> 00:29:46,440
It's good news.
It's treatable.
557
00:29:47,110 --> 00:29:48,366
Just give her tamoxifen.
558
00:29:48,390 --> 00:29:50,710
- Which is normally a breast cancer...
- It's not true.
559
00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:53,350
'Cause, we wanna have kids.
560
00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:59,530
See, I already did the blood tests.
561
00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:04,240
And either she lied to you,
or her blood lied to us.
562
00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:15,740
Tell Megan I'm glad she's gonna be okay.
563
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:26,140
How are you doing?
564
00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:28,920
I got cancer.
565
00:30:29,490 --> 00:30:31,330
You're on an oncology ward.
566
00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:32,880
Everybody's got cancer.
567
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,480
You want sympathy, you wanna try the
hardly anything wrong with the world
568
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,880
in fact,
why don't I take you there right now?
569
00:30:39,710 --> 00:30:41,720
How sick are you?
Can you walk?
570
00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:42,980
Are you a doctor?
571
00:30:43,030 --> 00:30:44,190
Admitted today.
572
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,256
First day of a five day chemo course.
Yeah, you can walk.
573
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,320
Come on, let's go.
574
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:50,680
Does Dr. Wilson know you're here?
575
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,220
Well, if he didn't,
this would be really stupid.
576
00:30:54,630 --> 00:30:56,726
Cause then he wouldn't know
where his patient was.
577
00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:58,300
He might think he'd been kidnapped,
578
00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,016
now, the room upstairs is bigger.
579
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,930
It's got cable.
Better looking sponge bath nurses.
580
00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:07,580
If you feel sick,
you call me directly, not Dr. Wilson.
581
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,210
He's getting his last
set of hormone shots.
582
00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:21,220
You put her on tamoxifen?
583
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:22,750
An anti-cancer drug?
584
00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:26,386
- It blocks estrogen receptors.
- Does it also block breathing
585
00:31:26,410 --> 00:31:27,800
and kidney function?
586
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:28,960
She's crashing.
587
00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:32,760
Doesn't mean I was wrong.
588
00:31:36,530 --> 00:31:39,640
Call Dr. Mulfer. We're bringing
his patient over now, thanks.
589
00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:41,370
Anybody here a doctor?
590
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,246
Kidney failure, spiking fever,
breathing difficulties.
591
00:31:47,270 --> 00:31:48,330
Any theories?
592
00:31:52,350 --> 00:31:54,380
Am I in an M. Night Shyamalan movie?
593
00:31:55,610 --> 00:31:57,360
You're House, right?
594
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,360
Okay, I assume you know me
because I once insulted you,
595
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,590
your patient, or your relatives.
596
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,076
If that's so, I apologize.
I was drunk that day.
597
00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:09,486
Patient initially presented
with crush injuries.
598
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,630
I know you because
Dr. Cuddy issued a memo.
599
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,630
Telling you to cooperate fully with me?
600
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:18,330
Nope.
601
00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:21,460
I figured that was a long shot.
602
00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:24,100
Anybody here not get that memo?
603
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:35,070
Fungal infection.
604
00:32:37,350 --> 00:32:38,530
Don't you have a patient?
605
00:32:38,650 --> 00:32:40,746
She shot herself in the
leg while high on meth.
606
00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:43,116
Wouldn't hurt her to be
in pain for a little while.
607
00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:45,190
Fungal infection would
be in her eyes by now.
608
00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:46,357
Haemophylus.
609
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,180
Doesn't explain the remitting fever.
610
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,080
You've heard...
611
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:51,940
That I've got a job opening, right?
612
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,850
I just care about people.
613
00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:56,640
Acute respiratory distress syndrome.
614
00:32:56,690 --> 00:32:58,460
A.R.D.S. Doesn't explain anything.
615
00:32:58,540 --> 00:32:59,550
Except the breathing.
616
00:32:59,590 --> 00:33:01,710
If you care about people,
you're not getting the job.
617
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,180
I was lying.
Crush syndrome.
618
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,800
Doesn't explain the breathing.
619
00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:10,900
- What was the problem with A.R.D.S.?
- Only explained the breathing.
620
00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:13,340
- And the crush syndrome?
- It didn't explain the breathing.
621
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,400
You a fan of symmetry?
622
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,680
Sure.
623
00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:17,860
Weird.
624
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,230
Cause your eyes are lopsided.
625
00:33:20,430 --> 00:33:21,880
And by eyes, I mean breasts.
626
00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:27,430
A.R.D.S. and crush syndrome,
627
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,550
both reactions to severe trauma.
Why can't she have both?
628
00:33:31,690 --> 00:33:32,770
Because...
629
00:33:35,530 --> 00:33:38,130
Because then
there's nothing we could do.
630
00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:42,790
Boy, you remind me of someone.
631
00:33:43,830 --> 00:33:45,010
Send me your resume.
632
00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:48,520
I'll put it on top of the pile
that I'm never gonna look at.
633
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,010
I couldn't leave.
634
00:33:59,810 --> 00:34:02,900
You don't seem like the type of person
who would give up on giving up.
635
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:04,610
I love her.
636
00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:06,600
You love somebody.
637
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:08,130
Someone who didn't drink,
638
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,810
who wanted to have babies.
639
00:34:09,990 --> 00:34:11,240
And wasn't miserable.
640
00:34:11,390 --> 00:34:12,720
I know she lied, but...
641
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:14,000
What are you doing?
642
00:34:14,070 --> 00:34:16,280
Why are you saying these things to him?
643
00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:19,800
The woman you love doesn't exist.
644
00:34:20,190 --> 00:34:21,590
This woman is dying.
645
00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:26,036
She has acute respiratory distress
syndrome and crush syndrome.
646
00:34:26,060 --> 00:34:27,930
Her body's basically giving up.
647
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,220
We can keep her on supportive
dialysis and hope for the best.
648
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,306
Never mind.
649
00:34:39,330 --> 00:34:41,000
She has a lump on her arm.
650
00:34:42,490 --> 00:34:43,670
Does that mean you're wrong?
651
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,720
That would be good news for you guys.
652
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,610
We'll know after the biopsy.
653
00:34:54,370 --> 00:34:55,710
Which patient is that?
654
00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:59,020
- Megan...
- House's patient.
655
00:34:59,100 --> 00:34:59,947
Yep.
656
00:34:59,971 --> 00:35:01,210
Didn't you get my memo?
657
00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:03,820
Sure. Got both memos.
658
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,630
Both.
659
00:35:07,370 --> 00:35:10,030
And the second memo said to
ignore the first memo?
660
00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:11,150
Yep.
661
00:35:11,470 --> 00:35:12,710
Seemed odd.
662
00:35:13,370 --> 00:35:15,670
- Did an MRI and...
- Of course you did.
663
00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:18,496
What'd you find?
664
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,720
It's kind of freaky.
665
00:35:19,850 --> 00:35:21,780
She's got growths all over the place.
666
00:35:26,370 --> 00:35:27,720
She's got tumors?
667
00:35:27,950 --> 00:35:29,250
Not exactly.
668
00:35:29,390 --> 00:35:32,710
The growths are eosinophilic granulomas.
669
00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:36,436
They are usually
from allergic reactions.
670
00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:38,856
- I'm putting her on steroids.
- Allergy to what?
671
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,590
She doesn't have allergies.
672
00:35:41,310 --> 00:35:42,320
We don't know.
673
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:44,626
Unfortunately, the only drug
she's had enough
674
00:35:44,650 --> 00:35:46,870
of to have this kind of
reaction is cephalosporin.
675
00:35:47,110 --> 00:35:50,000
- And why is that unfortunate?
- Because she was on it two months ago.
676
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,450
That's what you mean, right?
677
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,606
She took it for strep throat,
678
00:35:52,630 --> 00:35:54,790
- so she can't be allergic to it.
- It would seem so.
679
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,246
What is this hospital doing to her?
680
00:35:57,270 --> 00:36:00,360
She has had three
separate medical disasters.
681
00:36:00,610 --> 00:36:04,100
And now she's dying of an
allergy she can't possibly have!
682
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,940
Mr. Lee, I just have to check...
683
00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:37,120
Sam?
Are you okay?
684
00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:45,756
What are you doing here?
685
00:36:45,780 --> 00:36:47,190
I was taking a nap.
686
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,720
Where's my patient?
687
00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:53,490
You stole my patient.
688
00:36:54,650 --> 00:36:55,990
You kidnapped my guitar.
689
00:36:56,290 --> 00:36:57,440
Give him back.
690
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,060
Only when you give her back.
691
00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:00,200
It's a she?
692
00:37:00,650 --> 00:37:02,470
Well, it's certainly not a dude.
693
00:37:02,570 --> 00:37:05,040
It's a guitar!
You took a human being!
694
00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:08,240
Now who doesn't have a sense of humor?
695
00:37:08,570 --> 00:37:10,560
I'm monitoring the guy remotely.
696
00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:13,676
What are you, listening for
the distant sound of screaming?
697
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:15,180
The nurses know to call me.
698
00:37:15,250 --> 00:37:16,860
They don't know who he is!
699
00:37:16,950 --> 00:37:18,390
His name's right there on the chart.
700
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:19,860
Now go away.
I'm working.
701
00:37:19,950 --> 00:37:23,070
They give him the wrong meds,
who the hell knows what's gonna happen?
702
00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:26,380
House!
703
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,630
Bad things would happen.
704
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,160
He's in room 318.
705
00:37:51,150 --> 00:37:53,150
What are you...
what are you giving Megan?
706
00:37:53,550 --> 00:37:55,000
Megan?
Nothing.
707
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,520
Nothing? What's going on?
What's wrong with her?
708
00:37:58,830 --> 00:38:00,756
Her?
Nothing.
709
00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:02,450
Then why are you giving her drugs?
710
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,510
Just some amphetamines to wake her up.
711
00:38:05,130 --> 00:38:08,030
Everything could be explained
by her lying to you.
712
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,730
The antidepressants,
the drinking, the pill.
713
00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:13,780
Until now.
714
00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:17,960
Now she's allergic to something
the chart says she's not allergic to.
715
00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:20,610
That's not her lying,
that's the chart lying.
716
00:38:21,710 --> 00:38:23,180
Which doesn't make sense.
717
00:38:27,670 --> 00:38:29,190
Do you know Liz Masters?
718
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:32,130
- No.
- Yeah, she works with Megan.
719
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:34,480
That was her boyfriend who
you met outside the morgue.
720
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,680
This is her chart.
721
00:38:40,450 --> 00:38:42,840
She's on MAO
Inhibitors for depression.
722
00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:43,980
She's on the pill.
723
00:38:44,090 --> 00:38:46,080
She had an abortion a month ago.
724
00:38:46,550 --> 00:38:48,316
And she's allergic to cephalosporin.
725
00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:50,790
What's going on here?
What, are you saying this isn't Megan?
726
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,000
- Yes.
- Ben.
727
00:39:05,030 --> 00:39:06,090
Since when?
728
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,750
Since right before I began
pretending I loved it.
729
00:39:08,810 --> 00:39:12,240
She's the same size as Megan,
same build, same hair color.
730
00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:15,356
They were both horribly injured.
Unrecognizably.
731
00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:17,170
EMT teams do not second
732
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:20,260
guess family members
identifications at accident scenes.
733
00:39:22,790 --> 00:39:25,030
Liz died yesterday.
This isn't liz.
734
00:39:27,810 --> 00:39:29,260
I know Megan.
735
00:39:29,830 --> 00:39:31,080
I know her hair.
736
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:33,376
I know her hands.
737
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,840
I know her smell.
738
00:39:39,330 --> 00:39:40,330
What's your name?
739
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,800
Liz...
740
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,500
Oh, God!
741
00:39:59,290 --> 00:40:01,140
Your girlfriend never lied to you.
742
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,190
I did it all by myself, mommy.
743
00:40:58,980 --> 00:41:00,010
You talking to me?
744
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,280
Go away.
745
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,540
I did it all by myself, mommy.
746
00:41:15,670 --> 00:41:16,810
How'd you know it was me?
747
00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:20,616
There's a scent given off
by wounded, feral cats.
748
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:21,840
You were wrong.
749
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,920
I got everything right.
750
00:41:24,930 --> 00:41:27,220
- Just treated the wrong.
- They had a good relationship.
751
00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:28,630
He couldn't even identify her.
752
00:41:28,690 --> 00:41:30,680
And you were wrong about needing a team.
753
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:31,920
She almost died.
754
00:41:32,310 --> 00:41:34,730
So I almost need a team.
755
00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:37,470
You were content with your
"people are idiots" theory.
756
00:41:38,130 --> 00:41:40,250
But Cameron would never
have accepted that
757
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:42,650
this guy knew nothing
about the love of his life.
758
00:41:43,540 --> 00:41:46,260
And as soon as you claimed
it was multiple conditions.
759
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:48,800
Foreman would have done
anything to prove you wrong.
760
00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:51,810
And then Chase would have done
anything to prove you right.
761
00:41:52,430 --> 00:41:55,070
Any one of them
would have solved this days ago.
762
00:41:57,410 --> 00:41:58,810
Hire a team.
763
00:42:00,220 --> 00:42:02,000
I don't care how you do it.
764
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:04,940
Just do it.
765
00:42:09,630 --> 00:42:12,170
Sometimes, I am wrong.
766
00:42:13,650 --> 00:42:16,040
I have a gift for observation.
767
00:42:17,290 --> 00:42:21,180
For reading people in situations.
But sometimes, I am wrong.
768
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:25,270
This will be the longest job
interview of your life.
769
00:42:25,370 --> 00:42:26,680
I will test you,
770
00:42:26,770 --> 00:42:28,700
in ways that you will often consider.
771
00:42:29,290 --> 00:42:31,450
Unfair, demeaning,
772
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,920
and illegal.
773
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,480
And you will often be right.
774
00:42:35,930 --> 00:42:37,120
Look to your left.
775
00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:40,480
Now look to your right.
776
00:42:41,410 --> 00:42:43,170
By the end of six weeks,
777
00:42:44,430 --> 00:42:46,130
one of you will be gone.
778
00:42:47,230 --> 00:42:49,720
As will 28 more of you.
779
00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:53,020
Wear a cup.
56705
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