Original subtitles

Check, check, check your stocks, Show me the money!

Check, check, check your stocks, Show me the money!

I'm screwed.

I lost 3 million.

Take it, you thieves!

TOAD'S OIL

What's his name?

Akiba Saburo.

Oh, right, right.

He's Saburo because he's the third son?

His dad named him after Saburo, that tacky singer.

Oh, right, right.

His dad's got low-brow taste.

Now that Lucky's dead, I bet you're lonely.

What's one more mouth to feed?

Besides, if I don't take your friend in, he can't get out of jail, right?

I've even been considering donating the money

I made on stocks to help support orphans.

"Foresight Gets It Right Every Time,"

Okey dokey, okey dokey.

How did it go?

Fine.

Show me the money!

Is Lucky OK over there?

Yeah.

You should fill this one in. Who needs 2 pools?

He says they're for status.

Show me the money!

Sabu-chan will swim in them.

Don't call him Sabu-chan. He hates being treated like a kid.

But he used to like it when I called him Sabu-chan.

That was back in kindergarten.

Promise not to call him Sabu-chan.

I promise.

Come greet him with me at the Reformatory.

I told you, I have to work.

You're always working.

Why don't you skip work and help me clean the house?

- I'll pay 3,000 yen. - No, no.

How's 5,000 yen?

I don't work for the money.

I work for me and him.

Hold me back here. I need to reach...

- Ready? Got me? - Go ahead.

That's it!

Good!

A turtle.

You're right.

Excellent!

I made 2 million, Takuya.

Show me the money!

Show me the money!

You're a hick, aren't you? I can show you the town.

You're back. Let's got to Karaoke. I'll bring some friends.

Is Akiba out! How is he?

Actually, Sabu-chan won't move.

Won't move?

He's just frozen in place, like he's scared to come into the world,

Alright.

I think I can make it there by 4. You go on home.

- See you. - OK. See you.

Hi, this is Hikari, over.

Where are you? Over.

I can't tell you, over.

Are you lost again?

I'm not lost,

A new meeting place?

- You're so smart, - Give me a break.

You're mad now,

Alright! Did you make it to Shibuya?

Of course, it's my third time,

Don't brag.

What do you see?

Parco Department Store at the top of the stairs,

Parco? Don't move.

I crossed the street,

Why?

Everybody else did,

What's that?

I met a kidnapper,

What do you see?

Nearly kidnapped,

I said, what do you see?

I see nothing,

Find something.

- Tree, - Tree?

Yeah, a tree,

Tree doesn't help.

But it's here,

Don't move. Just don't move.

Yes!

I give up, I can't find you.

Sorry I'm going home.

No, I want to see you!

Then tell me where you are.

Where are you?

There's trees.

What else?

Oh, NHK.

What else?

I'm not...

Just NHK? Anything else?

Like I said, trees!

OK, let's go.

No, I won't go.

Why not?

Because...

- Let's go. - No.

You're impossible.

C'mon, climb into my pocket.

No, your friend is important. You should go alone.

Where are you going?

Home.

Station's this way.

I'll go to Parco.

Parco's that way.

Will you be OK?

I'm not a hick.

Hikari!

I'll email you!

OK!

Are you OK?

I'm fine.

Sorry about that.

Stupid Takuya.

Didn't you go home? Go home. There's no point in staying here.

Right, you don't know where our house is.

Get off at the "Denenchofu" stop.

You'll find it. It says "Yazawa" in big letters.

Sabu-chan, your room is...

Your room is next to Takuya's.

Keep your door open except when you're sleeping. That's a house rule.

Eat the croquettes I made.

Use this to buy whatever you need.

Oh, wait.

This belongs to Takuya. Can you take it home and put it in his room?

Yes.

Stupid Takuya.

Excuse me.

"Fully Rehabilitated"

Thanks for the food.

Heat it up in the microwave.

You have money?

Tell me when you need some.

Thank you.

It's delicious.

Yeah.

Let's eat a lot.

Yeah.

Let's save some for your mom.

Mom's so busy.

She really is.

Will you stay the night?

I'll go home.

It's delicious.

Yeah.

This is my son.

Takuya.

Takuya.

Sabu-chan.

You came to visit him. Time to switch.

Yes.

Sabu-chan, don't be shy.

Spend that money I gave you on clothes you like.

Yes.

There's a stranger living with us now.

Don't just leave cash lying around.

Don't leave it here.

I didn't leave it.

He was trying to steal it.

I'm sure that's the money I gave him.

Then, what's it doing here?

He was probably paying it back.

Please apologize to him.

She shouldn't give him so much.

He's still a kid.

I'll give him more when he needs it.

Hello, hello.

Takuya?

What?

Where are you, Takuya?

It's me.

Who's me?

Me?

Honey?

What's up?

Oh, it's nothing.

You sure?

I thought I should tell the people Takuya works for.

Alright, I will.

Yes, please.

Who the hell is she?

Takuya.

Will you call me Fujimura?

Akiba Saburo is gone.

Fujimura is born instead. Fujimura Yuji.

I like "Fuji," Wisteria blossoms.

I want to become someone who can take plenty of time,

just like the Wisteria, and make all the right decisions in life.

I took the name Fujimura, from that guy who writes books.

What do you think?

Wake up, Takuya!

I called your job. They're all waiting for you.

Want to invest the money you earned with me?

Cheapskate. Girls don't like cheap boys.

Plus, your email.

You've got a ton of email. Shall I read it?

From Hikari, Hikari.

I'll read them, OK?

"Stupid Takuya."

"Stupid Takuya."

"Stupid Takuya."

Don't worry, when a girl calls you stupid, that means she loves you.

When I was young, I had 3 girls call me stupid all at once.

It made me wonder whether I really was stupid.

"Stupid Takuya."

"Stupid Takuya."

This girl's totally crazy about you.

Okey dokey.

Says she hates you because you're only playing with Akiba or working.

You have to pay girls lots of attention.

"I love you." There you go! She loves you!

"Hurry up."

"Or I'll be kidnapped."

That beautiful 18 year old boy

How far will the spirit

of your beautiful smile reach? Is it that cloud?

The parachute that never opened

I can hear the hopeful flute play,,,

Here.

Want a banana?

Thanks.

Banana.

Apple.

Eel.

Lemon.

Sweet jelly.

You want to eat sweet jelly?

"Don't call me stupid. All my love, Yazawa Takuya,"

Stupid.

Takyua, call for you.

From the lovely Hikari,

I hate Takuya!

- It's me calling, me, me,,, - Coming!

I love you, Takuya!

Say something, stupid. I hate you.

Thank you. I never got flowers before.

That's nice.

Thanks.

I made up my mind.

I'm going to get on Takuya's rocket.

Takuya's rocket?

Before Akiba does.

Is Akiba getting on his rocket, too?

You promised him, right?

Akiba has his own rocket.

He does?

Sure, he's a guy. All guys have them.

Then he can got to space in his own rocket.

To space?

Akiba will?

After jail?

Reformatory.

Same difference.

- I feel sorry for him. - Don't, it's his own fault.

What do you mean?

You can't go to space after you're sent to a reformatory.

Where, then?

Probably nowhere.

That's mean! I don't like you like that, Takuya!

She hates me.

Hello,

I'm sorry, this is Yazawa Takuya's cell phone.

Who do you think is talking?

Takuya,

Don't I sound a little strange?

Yeah, you're really strange.

Oh, I know. You had another fight.

With who?

With the Easy Money Gambler.

Who's that?

You don't even remember your father? Are you OK?

Yeah, I hit my head.

Oh, no, stupid, stupid Takuya!

Don't call me that. It'll heal.

Listen.

The Easy Money Gambler's actually a nice guy.

After all, he took Akiba in.

To take Lucky's place, right?

That's not true. Lucky's a dog, Akiba's human.

You have to do more than just feed a human.

Right, he calls 1,000 one million.

Maybe actually he's really poor.

He pays 3 million in taxes.

That's not true.

It is true.

Show me the money!

Enough about your father,

Morning.

Morning.

Aren't they pretty? They were a gift.

Thank you.

See you, I'm off!

Off you go! Be careful.

You, too, Chiyo-chan!

OK!

Before we go to space,

let's go to the hot springs.

The two of us, chilling in the hot springs.

I'm going to go to space.

I'll work hard and go to space.

On your rocket.

Akiba?

- It's me calling, me, me,,, - Okay!

Hi, there.

Oh, oops...

Hello?

Did you hang up?

Of course not.

Must be the interference here on Tanegashima Island.

I'm flying the rocket from this base but can't email or call.

Tanegashima Island?

Not from Tsukuba?

First, Tanegashima.

Right.

I'll be right back, OK?

How soon?

Soon.

I'll forget about you.

Don't.

Then send me lots of emails.

I told you, I can't from here. I'll call, so be a good girl and wait.

I can't wait.

Really? It's hopeless then.

No, no, no, I know. Let's choose passwords.

Passwords?

Yeah. Passwords to remember each other by.

Okey dokey.

You're "Okey dokey."

Oh yeah?

What about rabbit?

Hop.

Frog?

Hop.

You're on a roll today.

What about you?

Ping!

What's that?

Hop.

You're already "Okey dokey."

Oh, I'm already "Okey dokey."

Okey dokey, okey dokey.

How about you, Sweetie?

You called me "Sweetie," wow. I'm sparkle.

Just like you.

- No good? - It's fine.

Let's practice.

- Rabbit. - Hop.

- Frog. - Hop.

- You. - Okey dokey.

My stomach hurts. And me?

Sunshine.

Stop sucking up.

OK, light bulb.

No, sunshine's better.

Again.

- Rabbit. - Hop.

- Frog. - Hop.

- You. - Okey dokey.

Hop, hop. Okey dokey.

You're called "Okey dokey."

Your goofy girlfriend is "Sunshine."

Rabbit is "Hop," frog is "Hop." You're "Okay dokey," she's "Sunshine."

Those are your passwords.

If you want to make her laugh, say, "Okey dokey."

You're going to be an astronaut, right?

Don't got to Tanegashima, go to America.

Ow! That smarts!

- It's me calling, me, me,,, - Coming!

Okay!

Rabbit, frog, and you.

I wish you'd come home soon.

Yeah.

I'd do anything if I could see you.

Fold 1,000 cranes for my safety.

1,000 takes too long.

100 then.

I know, if you win paper scissors rock, you come home tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

Day after tomorrow.

OK, I'll try.

Here goes, paper, scissors...

An earthquake.

You're right!

Thank goodness it's over.

Hey, there was an earthquake there, too?

It's an island so there's a lot of earthquakes.

Okey dokey, okey dokey.

Oh, another quake!

Not here.

Good. Be well, Hikari.

Yeah. Oh, where's grandma...

There she is.

Grandma hates earthquakes.

Right, Chiyo-chan?

- Like that. - OK...

- OK. - Good.

His dream is space.

It's not a dream.

He's going to go to space.

Right?

Paper-scissors-rock.

If I win, Takuya will wake up tomorrow.

If you win, he'll wake up the day after tomorrow.

Paper, scissors, rock...

I won.

Right, Takuya?

What...

What are you doing, Akiba?

What are you doing?

You kept calling my name, right?

Was I too loud?

Yeah.

You doing OK?

Right.

Fujimura.

It's a good name.

Fujimura Yuji, huh.

I'm "Okey dokey."

What's that?

Your son?

His name.

Oh, him?

You can name him.

Bonsai.

Akiba Bonsai?

He'll turn out bad like me.

Let's go to the hot springs.

Sorry.

Why?

The truth is, I was scared to go to space.

Ever since I saw that rocket explode on TV.

But I didn't want you to think I don't trust you.

So I couldn't tell you. I'm sorry.

Takuya, can we take Bonsai along?

I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.

I'm very sorry for your loss.

These are the remains of the deceased, Yazawa Takuya.

Please confirm them.

He was very young and he looks well in repose.

These are the remains of his legs, his arms,

these are his vertebrae, and this...

What the hell are you doing!

Put his bones back!

I bet he'll hate it in his grave, because it's narrow and dark.

There's nothing I can do. Takuya is dead.

I don't want him to be buried either.

Shall we scatter him in space?

- A dull blade is the work of the gods. "Haunted House"

This blade I show you is genuine,

though the tip is sharp, so is the body.

As you see, this blade is so sharp, it's glint is pure steel.

I shall slice this sheet of paper before your eyes.

One sheet becomes two,

two become four, four become eight,

eight become sixteen, sixteen become thirty-two.

In spring, it's takes the shape of falling flower petals,

as the year comes to a close, transforms into snowflakes!

Now, behold!

To extract oil from this toad,

mirrors were placed on four sides,

a wire mesh below. A toad was driven inside.

The toad, seeing it's reflection in all four mirrors,

cried in shock, "Who the hell is that!"

Drip by drip,

drop by drop, it shed its oily sweat.

The wire mesh strained it into a pool below...

Stirring it gently

with a willow branch for twenty-one days,

it was boiled down into this toad's oil!

Man, I'm wiped.

That was lovely.

- Right there. - Okay.

Hey kid, where's your house?

Where's your house?

Your house?

We'll be back here tomorrow,

so tell your mom to buy toad's oil.

Tell your mom to buy toad's oil.

I don't have a mom.

Then, your dad.

Daddy and Mommy are in picture frames in the golden house.

Golden house?

In the family altar.

Who do you live with?

Grandpa.

You poor little boy.

Come here.

Your daddy and mommy went to that otherworld, leaving you behind.

I'm sure they're sorry.

So you tell them

"I'm fine, Mommy and Daddy. You be strong, too."

Be strong, be strong.

You be strong, too.

Yes, I'll be strong!

That's a good boy.

Let's go, Takuya.

Call me, "Okey dokey"!

Is it OK, Takuya?

- It's me calling, me, me,,, - It worked! Rabbit?

Hop.

Hop.

Okey dokey.

Sunshine.

Stupid Tanegashima! Stupid Akiba!

Stupid "Okey dokey"!

Alright. Time to say goodbye.

I'd hate to be at the bottom of the ocean, all by myself.

All alone forever.

The ocean's cold, too.

Alright, forget it.

Forget the ocean.

Mount Fuji!

You can always see Mount Fuji from everywhere.

You won't be lonely, Takuya.

Alright, let's go to Mount Fuji.

Just say "Thank you."

The gods don't like it when humans pester them with pleas.

Thank you.

Forget Mount Fuji.

If we keep climbing, we'll die.

We'll think about Takuya later.

Alright, time to eat.

If you're going

to climb Mount Fuji, you have to take the climb seriously.

Where do you want to go?

You started this. Tell me and I'll take you there.

Thanks for the food.

Right, enjoy.

I want to go to Mount Fear.

Mount Fear?

You're insulting Mount Fuji.

You just prayed to it to look after Takuya.

Look, you've upset Mount Fuji. It's gone into hiding.

I'm sorry.

Oh, well. I'll apologize for you later.

I'm sorry.

Why do you want to go to Mount Fear?

To apologize to Takuya.

And also to talk to Mom.

They have shamans there, who can talk to the dead.

What are you thinking? We're talking about Takuya's ashes.

You know those shamans are fakes.

Besides, I gamble millions every second.

I can't take you that far.

Eat.

I said, eat.

Alright, I'll think it over.

"Daddy and me and Mommy are family,"

An exchange diary.

Oh, it was with me.

My entries were pretty short.

You were so busy back then.

This...

Takuya was so delighted when you gave him this.

Your drawings and Takuya's are exactly alike.

Most adults can't draw like this.

It's just crude.

What's this...

See?

And also, give them water.

They're all really thirsty.

And then, join your hands and pray.

Don't just give them water, kid.

That golden house that is in your house

is called a Buddhist altar,

It's where your Daddy's parents,

your Mommy's parents,

and their parents, too, they all live there,

So they're always watching you from that golden house,

to make sure you're a good boy,

Say,

there's lots on top of your golden house,

And it's covered in the dust,

Kid, when you get home,

you should clean your golden house,

That will make everyone feel so much better,

I'm sure good things will happen,

But if you beg them for toys or money, they'll be disappointed,

Just say "Thank you,"

"Thank you," is enough,

It's me calling, me, me,,,

Hi there!

Listen up, I'm telling you!

A man should tell his girlfriend he loves her everyday.

Otherwise, I can't become a good woman.

That's what my mom said. I want to hear you say it!

Hurry up and say you love me!

I love you.

Oh, no, not like that. Say it better.

I love you.

Say it again, once more,

I love you!

Thank you.

I love you,

Me, too.

Good night.

Sabu-chan, these too.

Thank you.

Hey, Mr. Turtle, time to eat.

Here's a leaf.

Look. Tastes good.

So?

It's great. It'll make Takuya happy.

Better than a helicopter...

Yes, Takuya liked going driving.

Right! We'll chart a steady path and enjoy the springtime.

Spring up on Mount Fear is amazing.

Spring and summer come together and the flowers go wild. It's heaven.

I'm off to heaven.

Off you go. Be careful.

I'm off.

Check, check.

Show me the money!

Good!

Great, great...

Show me the money!

I'm screwed! Take it, you thieves!

Yeah!

Oh, hello there.

We've had some scary things happen recently.

I'm checking to see if anybody's carrying dangerous weapons.

Oh, this?

Can I take a look?

It's a BB gun. Brings back my childhood.

Do you know what the inscription means?

"We must fight to the end for peace and freedom."

A toy machine gun.

You don't carry a knife, do you?

A knife? No.

Let me see that.

The blade's completely dull, I see.

Hey, that's a bone, isn't it?

What are you doing with Takuya's bones?

Takuya's bones?

Yeah...

He was a dog called Lucky Takuya.

But he died, so we're going to scatter his ashes on Mount Fear.

On Mount Fear. He's one lucky dog.

No, he was an unlucky dog.

Mister, what's your job?

I'm a trader.

What's that? What's your annual salary?

I paid 4.5 million in taxes last year.

Excuse me, then.

Thank you.

Your wife gave me that.

Cops are rude.

I had to turn Takuya into a dog.

It's not a good idea to carry a knife, fresh out of reform school, is it?

I know.

At least you've flattened the blade.

Takuya flattened it for me.

I wounded Takuya.

When I make money, others lose it. It's just easy money.

Happiness should be shared.

Besides, I killed Takuya.

It wasn't your fault.

When I hit rock bottom, I just laugh about it.

When my stocks get totally screwed, I laugh out loud.

Ha ha ha, like that.

Hey!

Binoculars!

It's Toad's Oil!

This sword I brandish was forged by the famous Masamune.

Take this famous sword and apply a dose of toad's oil and,

wonder of wonders,

instantly the blade loses its bite.

Push or pull, it will not cut.

And yet, the blade is not dull. Now, behold!

I'll test it on my own arm.

What happens when the blade is wiped free of the oil?

It regains its former bite

and with a light touch, it cuts so deep...

Wonder of wonders!

But this wound is no trouble. In this case, behold...

If you apply the toad's oil here,

wonder of wonders! The blood stops cold.

If one dose isn't enough, apply a second.

If that doesn't do the trick, lay it on thick.

Stop the blood with the weight of the oil. Now, behold!

You've seen the wonders of toad's oil, so don't hold back.

Step right up and buy it up.

Man, I'm wiped.

That was lovely.

Another great performance.

You think?

A truly great performance.

Yeah?

Hey kid, you're back!

Yes.

Are you saying "Thank you"?

Yes, I am. Thank you.

You have to really mean it.

Yes.

Akiba!

Akiba, come over here.

Over here.

Closer.

Akiba, you need to be strong.

You're not alone.

You're Fujimura Yuji, right?

Yes.

Take this.

Yes.

Alright, you're a good boy.

He's a good boy.

You're right.

He's a very good boy.

Thank you.

Whatever you can spare.

Is that enough?

Only what you can spare.

Drink some milk.

Thank you.

Ouch.

Oh, sorry.

This tent's too small.

But what you need, Saburo, is some real bonding.

It hurts.

Shhh.

The forest...

The forest is talking to us.

Yes.

Can you really hear it?

Mister.

Please don't shoot your gun in the tent, please.

Saburo, what it says here is,

"We must fight to the end for peace and freedom."

That's what it says.

Mister!

Mister!

Mister!

Mister!

Mister!

Saburo, wait!

Saburo, run!

Saburo!

Saburo!

Saburo!

Saburo, run!

He's laughing.

Mister! Watch out!

Are you OK?

You're still alive.

Why don't you try lying down?

Beautiful, right?

It's beautiful.

Did you see that?

The bear came at me like this, so I...

A stomach throw.

It was just a reflex reaction.

That bear's a female. She tried to hug me.

Here.

That's yours.

It's so beautiful.

In life, you need the spirit to look at things from different angles,

just like we are now.

Maybe I'll sell them.

Alright, I'll sell them all.

Let's go.

I'll carry you.

No, I'm fine.

C'mon.

I'm heavy.

Gee, thanks.

Things look different up here.

No wonder kids beg to be carried.

I should have carried you more.

I'm sorry.

Go to sleep.

Takuya.

Didn't you die?

I did.

You did die.

But I'm right here.

Were you and Takuya in the same class through Jr. High?

No, just in kindergarten.

Just kindergarten?

Yes.

Is it true that in kindergarten,

he got so mad at me for not

attending track and field day that he walked a whole race?

Yes.

I see.

Everyone was cheering him on to run,

but he walked to the very end.

Ever since then, I've respected him.

Is that so...

I'm sorry.

I only went once to the track and field day,

but after he was all grown up...

And didn't need his parents anymore.

You don't need parents?

You do.

To extract this toad's oil,

mirrors were placed on four sides, and a wire mesh below.

A toad was driven inside.

The toad, shocked by its own ugly reflection...

Drip by drop, it shed its oily sweat.

All right. I sold them all.

Oh, no.

Is this your bicycle?

Yes, it's my son's bicycle.

- He's Akiba Saburo? - Yeah.

Hey, where's Saburo?

He's at the police station.

What for?

Because he saw me and ran away.

You OK?

Why'd you arrest him!

What are you doing!

That's not marijuana, it's spring herb.

Look, it's a herb.

It makes really tasty tempura.

Officer, I pay my taxes.

5.6 million.

I should never have left the reformatory.

Nobody looked at me funny in there.

If I hadn't left, Takuya would be alive.

Not related.

Sorry, would you carry me?

There's no point being alive anymore.

Tell that to your girlfriend when you get one. She'll be really sweet.

I was so pissed off at Takuya,

that I wounded him.

I didn't figure it out until I got into reformatory,

that being really pissed means you really care about someone.

He always cared the most about me but I didn't realize it.

I should have died instead of Takuya.

If you're going to die, die after me.

You're my son.

She made you lots of croquettes, right?

I can't take Takuya's place.

Idiot! You're not taking his place.

You're you.

But I...

Die, then. Hurry up and die.

If you're living such a half-assed life, you're better off dead!

I'm not half-assed.

I'm not living a half-assed life.

You wound up in reformatory because you're half-assed!

You're the half-ass.

What! Which part of me is half-assed?

You're running away.

You're lying to Hikari.

Shut up!

You don't know anything...

A stranger's calling you,,,

Hello.

I'd like to see you to apologize,

Who are you?

I'm Yazawa Takuro.

I'm Yazawa Takuya's father.

I see.

I want to see you about my son,

I need to report to you and apologize,,,

Takuya's on Tanegashima, right?

Takuya...

Hit his head in a car accident,

and died 2 weeks ago.

But,,,

No...

Takuya's really gone.

Takuya, Hikari is calling,

Forgive me.

Forgive me for lying to you.

Takuya's really gone.

But we're talking now, aren't we?

No, no, I'm sorry.

But we're talking.

You were,,,

Doll, I just couldn't, I'm sorry,

I don't like you when you call me Doll.

Right, you're Hikari,

Yeah, Hikari.

I want to meet,

I don't.

I have to apologize.

It's better this way, I like talking like this,

- But... - I'm fine!

Because I love him!

I know.

But I thought I should tell you in person.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you before.

I'm in the park by Yokosuka station.

You can see the battleship. I'll wait for you in the park.

I'll wait until you come.

You come whenever you're ready, Hikari.

I'll be waiting...

Hikari...

Hikari...

A stranger is calling you,,,

Hikari!

Takuya's dad is so stupid. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry!

Takuya...

Got hit by a car when he came...

To get me at the reformatory.

I'm sorry.

Takuya... Died because of me.

I'm sorry.

You're Akiba?

I'm sorry.

Takuya...

This is all that's left of him.

I'm sorry.

Listen up kid and don't forget.

Try to think about everyone.

Also, don't do anything you have to be ashamed of.

Or act like a coward.

Otherwise, be strong and say thank you.

They're all watching you.

Let's meet again. May you live a good life.

Mr. Turtle, want to take a walk?

Go on.

There you go.

Hot?

- Sabu-chan! - Yes?

- I'm going to lunch. - OK.

Welcome home.

I'm home.

You're early.

That's nice.

I'm home.

Welcome home.

Takuya, call for you, From the lovely Hikari,,,

Yes!

Yes, this is "Okey dokey" speaking.

"Okey dokey" is sunk. Over.

Shibuya?

In front of Tsutaya?

Roger.

Honey, I'm going to take a bath.

Hey.

Grandma.

Oh, nothing.

Want a banana?

It's your birthday. Go buy yourself a present.

It's not my birthday.

It's not?

It's OK, I don't need it.

Oh, when is your birthday?

Today's Grandpa's birthday.

Oh, right.

I get to keep it.

Would God I were the tender apple blossom.,

That floats and falls from off the twisted bough,

To lie and faint within your silken bosom

Within your silken bosom as that does now!

Grandpa loves that song.

Don't, don't.

Don't cry.

Be strong, Grandma.

I will.

Or I'll make Grandpa cry.

Yeah, be strong, Grandma.

You, too, Hikari.

I'm off.

Takuya, call for you, From the lovely Hikari,,,

- Hello. - A new meeting place, over,

Where, over?

Yokosuka, over,

OK.

I don't like Shibuya, it's scary. Sorry

The Straw hat monks are coming, Straw hat monks are coming,

Where are they going, the Straw hat monks?

What else do you see? Over.

I see a submarine,

A submarine, wow.

Yeah, my Grandpa rode in a submarine,

He was a Yokosuka Navy man?

He's my Grandma's price and joy,

What a sweet granny.

Grandma loves Grandpa and used to sit here watching the ships,

But her legs are weak now, so I watch them instead,

But Grandma's always singing to Grandpa,

Yeah?

Sing one for me.

No, I'm embarrassed.

Hikari?

Do you know about toad's oil?

Yeah.

I'm amazed.

Grandma told me about it.

When I was a kid,

a toad's oil salesman who was at the fair

told me that people die twice.

Twice?

The first time, when your body dies and you disappear.

The second time, when nobody

remembers the person who died,

that's when you really die.

He said the first time, it's really scary

because you lose the body you were so used to.

But if you remember them, they're not scared?

If you remember them, they don't have to die twice?

What you and I can do

is to always remember him.

That way, he can live forever.

He can live and watch over us.

So, Grandpa's always watching Grandma.

You think Takuya's watching?

I'm sure he is.

Thank you for loving Takuya.

Rabbit.

Hop.

Frog.

Hop.

Okey dokey.

Hikari.

Hikari is sunshine.

You're still sucking up.

I'm small, aren't I?

When Takuya got mad he'd threaten to stuff me in his pocket.

Please remember me after I die.

Don't ever forget.

I won't ever forget.

Why are you here?

I told you I'd be waiting, didn't I?

Yes!

"Haunted House"

Behold,

what happens when the blade is wiped free of the oil?

It regains its former bite

and with a light touch, it cuts so deep.

Wonder of wonders!

English translation by unknown many thanks whoever you are)

Subtitle timing, editing and additions for this version by famitsu1

Special thanks to ADC, blogsworld, Avistaz, koji and to PK for additional editing

Directed by Yakusho Koji