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Double time, soldier.
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I want this ice fishing operation
up and running by 0800 hours.
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It's too cold, dad.
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My teen region is freezing off.
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You don't know what cold is.
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I once survived an entire week
trapped in a Swiss glacier,
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eating nothing but
frozen neanderthal.
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To this day, I can't stand
the taste of early hominid.
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Let's just get inside the shack.
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Hold, maggot! Owl
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remember the code of the ice.
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Thick and blue, tried and true,
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thin and crispy, way too risky.
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Shows what you know. Crispy
doesn't even rhyme with risky.
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Help, I'm drowning!
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Don't worry, son, you'll
freeze before you drown.
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I love ice fishing.
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I shouldn't be out in this cold.
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I have no protective fat,
hair or warm blood.
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I'm not even legally a mammal.
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You don't know what cold is.
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I was frozen for
a thousand years.
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You were? Ha! Learn
something dumb every day.
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Live bait.
Get your live bait here.
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Whoa!
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Fresh-killed bait.
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Can we get inside
the shack? I'm wearing a belly parka.
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If I understand ice fishing,
and I'm pretty sure I don't,
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we'll need to laser-blast
a hole in the ice.
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No, no crazy technology.
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Here, bender, use your
immense robot strength
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to drill a hole
the old-fashioned way.
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I don't see any irony in that.
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And voila!
Everybody's ice fishing.
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How come nobody's ice fishing?
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Hot cocoa break.
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Cocoa is for yodeling babies. If
you're sober, it isn't ice fishing.
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Mom, what's my temperature?
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50, 45, 40. It's all over.
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Woo! Down at the 35!
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I'm really sick. Huh?
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Oh, sorry. 109. We'll
check it again at halftime.
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You home from school,
you traitor?
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I fell through the ice.
Cut me some slack.
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Nobody cut me any slack
when I broke my spine.
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Didn't even take
a day off of work.
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Lot of people depend on you when
you sell trampolines door-to-door.
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Here's your homework,
you lucky knob.
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And with a little more luck
from my seven-leaf clover,
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I might get sick enough
to miss the whole semester.
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Hey, give me that.
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Give it to me, you faker.
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No, you're not getting it.
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Ow! My underbite!
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Come on, yancy,
your brother's sick.
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You'll never have a better
chance to take him out.
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"Nerd search '88?" What's this?
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Some stupid science contest
for smartwads.
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NASA's going to pick one kid's
experiment to launch into space.
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I could make a space experiment.
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I just got
a new thing of glitter.
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I'm not sure
science is your thing,
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seeing how that chimp at the zoo
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tricked you out
of your allowance.
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Yeah, well, I'll show
you and Mr. Bananas.
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Anyway, I've got nothing
better to do while I'm sick in bed.
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Wait, that's it!
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I'll make a space experiment
about the common cold.
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Where's that contest flyer?
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You're holding it, genius.
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Oh, good.
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I feel awful,
but it was worth it
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to catch and
kill this baby fish.
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Shmeez, what's with
the shmiffling?
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It's nothing.
Just a common cold.
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Dr. Zoidberg: What?
Bender: Common, huh?
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What the hell's "a common cold"?
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Is it valuable?
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Could it be taken from
you if you were, say,
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unconscious?
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A common...
A common cold? No, no!
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Ever since fry first came to us,
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I've lived in mortal terror
that this would happen.
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I never heard you mention that.
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Oh, I try to act cool, but
inside I'm freaking out.
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It's just a cold.
What's the big deal?
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This is the police.
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An unknown pathogen has
been detected on these premises.
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Come out with your hands... I
mean, stay in with your hands up.
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You are hereby quarantined
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until such time as it is deemed
safe to enter and shoot your asses.
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Now, now, let's
not all panic atonce.
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We'll have to take shifts.
Hermes, you take the first six hours.
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Very well.
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Farnsworth: Louder! Louder!
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Cry baby!
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Look, I just have a common cold!
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It'll be gone as fast as I can
sneeze, hurl, and squirt it out.
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No, it won't.
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The common cold
died out 500 years ago,
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and subsequently, humanity
lost all resistance to its ravages,
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but the virus survived in you,
frozen for 1,000 years.
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Huh. So it was hiding deep down
inside of me, like my skeleton bones?
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Give it to us straight, professor.
How incredibly deadly is it?
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We don't know. It could
kill millions or nobody.
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I suppose it might even
bring a few people back to life.
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Anything is possible in science.
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Oh, no, I've got it, too!
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My nose is all
gunked up with blork.
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And I've got a hankering for a useless
remedy created by a schoolteacher.
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Uh-oh. I think
I'm getting swollen glands.
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Ew.
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Screw the quarantine.
I'm out of here.
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Initiate containment procedure.
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Ow!
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Go on now.
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Now I'm sick.
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I shudder to think what
this cold will do to me.
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Yesterday I was nearly
killed by a tight hat.
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I'd be remiss if I didn't
rub your goopy noses
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in the fact that I'm immune.
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Which is why we'll all be
counting on you, and you alone,
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to nurse us
through this catastrophe.
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Why, god?
Why have I been singled out?
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Everyone just calm down and
make yourself a tissue walrus.
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Damn it, son, lose the tissues.
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You're ruining
Thanksgiving dinner.
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I'm busy with my
space experiment.
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I can't devote precious
brainpower to blowing my nose.
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You're never going to win
that science fair, Philip. Faceit
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someone with your
limited brainpower
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would be lucky to get a
job as a pizza delivery boy.
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Hey, Barack,
pizza going out, come on.
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Man, I have got to
go back to law school.
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I'm not going
to wind up a loser like that guy.
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Sure you will.
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You're going to
lose the science fair,
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and that's who's
going to beat you.
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Josh gedgie, boy scientist.
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Pi over four
radians of pizza, please.
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What is that, about a slice?
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More like exactly a slice.
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Game on, gedgie.
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Yancy Jr.: Ew.
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I've had worse.
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When I was shot down over
Korea, I had to eat kimchi.
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He was our interpreter.
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Coming!
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What now?
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Humidifier.
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Fine.
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Yes?
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Where's that chicken
soup we asked for?
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Chicken, water, fire.
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You take it from there.
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This is torture.
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The fever, the chills, and the
sweating! Amy's horrible sweating!
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That's it.
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I'm leaving while I still have my
dignity. See you in the obituaries!
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How's the, uh,
containment holding up?
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Without turning my head,
I'd say 100%.
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Howdy, folks,
and may I say nice work
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keeping those sickos penned up.
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Put her there.
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You, too, buddy, and you, and
you, and you, and especially you.
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That robot was
a heck of a nice feller.
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You'd better
stay here during biology.
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Mrs. Jenkins dissects anything
smaller than a fifth-grader.
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Well, if it isn't
grandmaster phlegm.
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I heard you're entering
the NASA science competition.
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Maybe I am, ll fool j.
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So what's your project?
The effects of losing on idiots?
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No, I'm gonna infect my
Guinea pig with the common cold
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and launch it into space to see
if it gets cured by cosmic rays.
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Lame, though
the common cold virus
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does seem like a judge-pleaser.
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I think I'll steal that
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and do an experiment
that's slightly less very stupid.
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But that's my idea.
You are an evil, evil nerd.
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Gedgie out.
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We'll show him who's stupid.
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And we can
build this dream together
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standing strong forever
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nothing's gonna stop us now
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and if this
world runs out of lovers
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we'll still have each other
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nothing's gonna stop us
nothing's gonna stop us now
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Linda? Morbo.
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The so-called "common cold"
introduced by living fossil Philip j. Fry,
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is spreading out of control.
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All citizens are advised
to wash their hands thoroughly
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after beating up Philip j. Fry.
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Phew! Lucky I'm safely
locked up here with you guys.
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There he is! Get him!
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Ow! Ow!
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Wait!
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The situation is
expected to deteriorate
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as newscasters whip
the city into a panic.
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Run! Run for your lives!
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And finally, the heartwarming
story of a handicapped magician
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who didn't know when to give up.
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I don't like the looks of this,
Mr. President. Shall I switch it off?
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Negative. Rosemary,
release the surgeon general.
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Rosemary: Get in there! Ow!
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It's bright out here.
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Wernstrom, the
quarantine has failed.
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Give me a worst-case scenario.
And make it grim.
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I've prepared some projections.
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Should the virus
escape Manhattan,
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this is how far it
will spread in 12 hours.
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This is 24 hours. This is
a verizon coverage map.
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And in 36 hours, it will have
infected the entire planet.
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Options?
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We have only one option.
Protocol 62.
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Not possible. We don't
have nearly enough piranhas.
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Then protocol 63 it is.
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Hooray! They're letting us out!
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And hundreds of black hovercopters
are coming to welcome us!
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They shrink-wrapped the
whole city. Well, it could be worse.
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It is worse!
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They're flying Manhattan
into the sun!
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They must have
been out of piranhas.
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They're gonna kill the virus
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by exposing it to the heat
of our burning bodies!
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I'm just glad
I have my wool scarf.
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What good is a wool...
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Guys! Guys, you're never
gonna believe this!
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We know!
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They shmooped up Manhattan
and blasted us toward the sun!
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They did?
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Ah, so that's why
this was unguarded.
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People of new New York, this is
surgeon general ogden wernstrom,
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wern...
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Strom!
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No doctor likes hurling
his patients into the sun,
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but since there is no way to make
a vaccine for the common cold...
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There is a way
to make a vaccine!
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There is? Yay!
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Of course, there's a catch.
Woo-hoo!
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Yay! Yay! So what's the catch?
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The vaccine
requires the original,
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unmutated,
20th century cold virus,
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so I need to grind you
into a paste.
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Professor, no!
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It's okay, Leela. This
is all my fault, sort of.
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If this will save you,
then please,
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turn me into a virus milkshake.
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He consented! You all heard it!
249
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,166
Yes, sir, many of
these entries merit a ride
250
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,376
in the mighty bosom
of our space shuttle.
251
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:22,589
And then there's
your so-called entry.
252
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,303
Jeez! Walk much, gedgie?
253
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:32,349
Absurd. You really think your Guinea
pig can survive in the vacuum of space?
254
00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:34,893
He already survived
in the vacuum of my mom.
255
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,686
I mean, my mom's vacuum.
256
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,231
My experiment measures
the effect of microgravity
257
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,525
on the propagation
of the common cold virus
258
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,903
in an anaerobic environment,
I.E., space.
259
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:45,987
Impressed?
260
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:50,200
Damn right I am. That's
some dry, emotionless science.
261
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,868
Nice job, son.
262
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:58,959
Hey, wait a second!
263
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,419
I know where you can get
some 20th century cold virus
264
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:02,504
without killing me!
265
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,674
Hush, lad.
I'm totally in the zone.
266
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,177
We just have to find the
nerd search '88 satellite.
267
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,390
I don't know why I
even build these things.
268
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,648
Gunnery chief bender,
blast us out of quarantine.
269
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:22,899
Aye, aye, lady!
270
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,613
Oh, fiddlepoop!
271
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,157
Our weapons aren't strong enough
272
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,701
to puncture a thin
plastic tent that thick.
273
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,411
No, but theirs are!
274
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:39,166
Captain, a ship is attempting
to break the quarantine.
275
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,836
Blow them to bac-o bits with
a well-placed warning shot.
276
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,421
But...
277
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,554
Oops.
278
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,389
We'll find that cold virus.
279
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,017
The nerd search satellite was
launched on the space shuttle
280
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,810
and released into orbit.
281
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:04,107
Hmm. All ancient satellites were
swept up as space junk in 2113.
282
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:07,027
I actually knew that offhand.
I'm facebooking right now.
283
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:09,988
Aha!
284
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:15,035
That satellite was scuttled on
Enceladus, saturn's main dump moon.
285
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,494
Let's dump it up!
286
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:29,466
This is the exact location of the
dump, but there's nothing here.
287
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,635
Bender: Can we
please go home and die now?
288
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,802
I'm with bender.
289
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:36,223
Whatever was here has been
covered by centuries of ice buildup.
290
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,477
No! It's under here somewhere!
We just have to bust our way down.
291
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,856
Remember the code of the ice.
Thin and crispy, way too risky!
292
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,782
Leela: I found the satellite!
293
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:59,037
Let's just hope the
experiment's still in here.
294
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,331
Yes! We're saved!
295
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:07,003
And now, to present the
awards, our very special guest.
296
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,546
He walked on the moon,
297
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,800
and now he is judging
a high school science contest.
298
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:17,222
Truly a man who can and will
do anything, Dr. Buzz aldrin!
299
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,685
Wow. I could have used
an introduction like that
300
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,853
when I first met the moon men.
301
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,316
But seriously,
there are moon men.
302
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,362
Okay, this year's
nerd search runner-up
303
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,614
is a young man who devised a way
304
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:37,409
to add and subtract
in zero gravity.
305
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:41,579
Vijay patel and his
calculator space hat!
306
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,747
Whoo!
307
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:45,792
Whoo!
308
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,877
And now, the grand prize winner
309
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:51,256
whose experiment will
be launched into space...
310
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:58,054
Look at that cocky smirk.
My money's on gedgie.
311
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,724
Yeah? He may have brains,
but I have heart.
312
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,559
Josh gedgie!
313
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,063
I'll bring the car around.
314
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:24,414
What a well-prepared virus
culture. This will make a fine vaccine.
315
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,166
Good thing gedgie won.
316
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,169
My dumb experiment wouldn't
have lasted an hour in space,
317
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:30,754
let alone 1,000 years.
318
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,424
Besides, buzz aldrin ran over
my Guinea pig in the parking lot.
319
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:38,803
Okay. Come on, gang,
let's go inoculate everyone
320
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:42,265
and cram Manhattan
back into its rightful hole.
321
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,277
This may hurt a little.
322
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,615
Now I'll give you the shot.
323
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,534
You saved
millions of lives, fry.
324
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:04,829
You should feel proud, no
matter what your dad said to you.
325
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:19,135
You still haven't thanked me for
pulling you out of the lake, soldier.
326
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,762
I could have flip-flopped out.
327
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,430
I know that.
328
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:29,062
Look, son, I know I give
you the business sometimes,
329
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,438
but if I'm hard on you,
330
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:34,109
it's only 'cause I want you to
grow up strong and resilient.
331
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:37,862
Some day, you may face
adversities so preposterous,
332
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,948
I can't even conceive of them.
333
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:43,243
But I know you'll pull
through and make me proud.
334
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,286
I love you, son.
335
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,969
Yancy sr.: Now bundle up.
I don't want you getting frozen.
336
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,047
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