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Mom on deck! Ten... ho!
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All right, grunts, here's
your pre-mission pep talk.
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Shootanyone
who doesn't obey hard enough.
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But...
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Stop gaining knowledge, Hubert.
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It's a simple mission.
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The grunts catch the alien,
the surgeon guts it,
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and you smuggle the
poison parts back here.
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Uh, something
about poison, got it.
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By the way,
that surgeon, where is he?
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You! Where's the butcher?
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Ma'am, I don't know, ma'am.
His duffel bag arrived.
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It's not a duffel bag.
It's my apartment!
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Hubert, meet John zoidberg.
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You need an alien hacked to
pieces, he's the best there is,
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in the budget category.
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Have you ever
dissected a yeti before?
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Himalayan or neptunian?
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Tritonian.
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A tritonian yeti?
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You two aren't up to
anything unethical, are you?
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Relax.
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There's nothing unethical aboutcovefl
biological weapons research.
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I said, "relax!"
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Ah, zoidberg, we've known
each other so long that sometimes
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I don't think we even need
words to understand each other.
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What?
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Once and for all, fry,
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even though it's the future,
most objects are still just objects,
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not aliens who
look like objects.
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So my efforts to establish
diplomatic relations
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with the cactus people
were doomed from the start.
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So you're in pain and
have a bunch of needles?
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I prescribe acupuncture.
Let's begin.
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Blood?
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I mean, blood.
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Put it back in me!
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I'm afraid fry
lost a lot ofjuice.
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He's developed
Simpsons jaundice.
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A y, caramba!
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His only hope is
some replacement liver.
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Yours looks like a good match.
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Well, if it'll help fry...
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Careful, Leela! He knows less
about human anatomy than I do.
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And I can't even
find my own uterus.
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You may feel a slight sawing.
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And all we need is
a little spine supplement
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to replace what Leela lost in
that unavoidable saw mix-up.
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It wasn't unavoidable.
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You just had to stop cutting
my spine when I yelled,
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"stop, you're cutting my spine!"
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Fry: Quit complaining!
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My body rejected your liver, and
now I've got Garfield syndrome.
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Oh, I hate mondays.
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Anyhow, hermes, all Leela
needs is one of your vertebrae.
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But, doctor, will I be
able to limbo aftennards?
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Could you limbo before?
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Wait. I say, "yes," and you
say, "I couldn't limbo before."
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You ruined the joke, hermes.
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There you go, Leela.
Good as new!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Oh. Sure, Leela's fine,
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but my jaundice has
progressed to muppet gangrene!
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It's not easy being gangrenous.
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I thought you were only gonna
take out one vertebra!
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Yeah, but did you ever
play jenga?
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Sometimes you pull one and...
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Yeah, well, I'm
not staying like this.
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I can't believe it.
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Mmm. What started out as a
pleasant afternoon of drugs and surgery
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has not gone as planned.
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But don't worry,
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we still have three or four
co-workers with plenty of spare parts.
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My first mission.
I'm so excited.
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And after I dissect
the yeti's poison glands,
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we can stop, maybe, for
ice cream on the way back?
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With sprinkles on?
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Why, you're just
a big kid, aren't you, zoidberg?
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A very big kid!
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We're over the drop
zone, gentlemen.
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Might I suggest you jump out
the door and poop yourselves?
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Aah!
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So anyway, I hope the men have
been taking their hyper-malaria pills.
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Their what?
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"Their what?"
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That's funny,
like a crazy old man.
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But you know what's not funny?
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Deadly tritonian hyper-malaria.
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Just be sure to stay out
of the methane swamps.
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What smells like methane?
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My god! I've never seen
such a gruesome shark attack.
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Especially this far inland.
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It wasn't a shark. It was an
awful, incompetent doctor.
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Wow, he must've been
a total zoidberg.
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It was zoidberg!
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He brutalized us with power
tools, gypsy curses and hypnosis.
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Yes, master.
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You'll all get through this. I give
you my word as a real doctor.
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What about me?
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What did he do to you?
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I don't know exactly,
but I'm incontinent.
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I'm truly sorry.
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I consider myself
a reasonable man.
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Quick with a joke,
slow to anger.
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But bender can't go on
long car trips anymore,
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and I say zoidberg must die.
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People, please.
Let's not overreact...
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Death to the crab!
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How bad is it, doctor?
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Superbad. It's
tritonian hyper-malaria.
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A lot of these men will
be dead within 24 hours.
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What? Not you, though.
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You'll make a complete recovery
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and go on to marry a supermodel!
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Funny plague, hyper-malaria.
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It can kill immediately,
or lie dormant for decades.
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But sooner or later, it erupts,
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causing fever, spasms,
madness, coma, and finally death.
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What?
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Supermodel!
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Oh! Those poor, doomed bastards.
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I guess it's up to me
to complete the mission.
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I'll be in the swamp, blowing
the smirk off a toxic yeti.
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Professor, we need
to talk, man-to-mob.
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We've had it with zoidberg!
We demand you fire him!
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Nonsense. Zoidberg's a
fine physician, for aliens.
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Your mistake is being humans.
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No, if I'm going to fire
anyone, it'll be scruffy.
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You can't do that.
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Over my dead body!
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Don't you get it, old man?
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Thanks to Dr. Scissorhands, I
wet myself every time I laugh.
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It's not funny!
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Well, I guess it is
kind of funny.
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Oh-oh.
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Why are you protecting
zoidberg, professor?
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Do you owe him something?
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Is he blackmailing you somehow?
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What does he have on you?
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Why have you kept him around
all these years
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when he's so grossly
incompetent?
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Long ago, zoidberg and I
entered into a secret arrangement
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relating to certain extraordinary
events too horrible to reveal.
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So there's nothing
to be curious about.
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Oh!
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Stop, or I'll shoot!
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Zoidberg?
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You can't hunt a yeti by
yourself, sir. It's suicidal!
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So what? I'm going to die
of hyper-malaria, anyway.
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I was in the same swamp
as the rest of the men.
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Just because you were in the
swamp doesn't necessarily mean...
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I was thirsty from the
flight. I drank swamp water.
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Look, zoidberg,
you're a loyal friend.
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"Friend"?
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But I'm doomed!
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I might as well capture a yeti
and die trying.
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Then you'll need someone
to dissect it, friend.
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Go, Johnny! Go! That's an order!
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Neveh zoidberg doesn't
abandon a friend, apparently.
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I'll save us by scaring him
off with my crazy war noise.
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Crunch all you want.
I'll make more.
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Oy. I lost another one.
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Zoidberg, I'm sorry to
break it to you this way,
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but we hate you and we
never wanna see you again.
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But, friends...
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We're not your friends!
We're your victims!
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I was just trying to...
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Shut up and give me
my kidney back!
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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We don't know why the
professor keeps you around here,
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and we don't care.
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You're a terrible doctor!
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Nobody wants to
see you ever again!
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Dr. Zoidberg! I want
to see you right now!
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The time has come, my friend.
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We have to talk
about our arrangement.
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Oh, no. No, no.
Oh, no, no, no! Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
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UN-paw him, you big ape!
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I saw this in a Tarzan movie!
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It was called
Tarzan versus the yetis.
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I lost my virginity
during the film,
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so I'm a little fuzzy
on the details.
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Oh!
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John, are you all right?
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You... you saved my life!
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Oh, fuff.
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Yes, fuff.
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How can I ever repay you?
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Do you need a slave?
Or maybe a Butler?
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No, I haven't needed a Butler
since grad school.
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But I do need a doctor.
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I don't want to die
like those marines, John.
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The fever, the madness.
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Don't forget the spasms,
coma and death.
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Oh. I don't want to go through
that. I want you to kill me.
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All right. Give me the knife.
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Not now! Hyper-malaria
can lie dormant for years.
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Isn't that what you said?
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It sounds like
something I would say.
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So stay with me
until the symptoms start,
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then put me out of my misery.
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You must swear!
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All right, Hubert, I swear.
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It's started, zoidberg, the
fever, the muscle spasms.
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I'm dying.
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It's time for you to keep
your promise and kill me.
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This is very difficult,
but I'll try, friend.
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No, wait, I'm afraid to die.
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Ah. You said
you wanted me to kill you.
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Is this one of those
"no means yes" deals?
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Yes and no.
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I do want you to kill me,
but I mustn't see it coming.
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That would be agony.
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So you must murder me
completely by surprise.
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As god is my witness,
you can count on me.
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Well, see you tomorrow.
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Not surprising enough.
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Oh. Ah!
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My heart!
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Hey. What are you doing there?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Stop, you don't understand.
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Let's go, you murderer.
Fry, help me lock him up.
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Hang on. I'm learning
how to do loop-de-loops.
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Whoa, whoa!
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You're making a mistake. I was
only trying to kill the professor.
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Hubert, I'm sorry.
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Huh? He doesn't have hair.
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Great little Caesar's ghost!
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You fools, you stupid,
life-prolonging fools.
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I asked zoidberg to kill me.
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What you talking
about, professor? What?
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Professor, have you gone mad?
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Probably. It's one of the
symptoms of tritonian hyper-malaria.
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You mean the
incurable disease that causes fever,
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spasms, insanity,
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Coma,
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And finally death?
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Yes, and I begged zoidberg
to put me out of my misery.
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Bring him, quickly.
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Should have known better than
to store my antiques in the office.
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00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,186
Zoidberg, we were wrong.
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We're letting you out so
you can kill the professor.
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No, he sand-crabbed out.
248
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,740
Then we have no choice.
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We'll have to mercy-kill
the professor ourselves.
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00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,327
Well, let's get started.
251
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,293
We have a situation, mother.
252
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,087
This creature tried to
sand-crab into the building.
253
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:40,505
Zoidberg?
254
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:43,425
Sorry I didn't call first,
Carol, but I'm in a hurry.
255
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,093
I need your help to save Hubert.
256
00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:47,596
Let him go and stooge
the hell out of here.
257
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:48,680
We're on it.
258
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,019
Beautiful kids.
You must be very proud.
259
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:58,523
John zoidberg. It's been a
long time. How have you been?
260
00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,775
Not too bad.
261
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,444
Last year I took a bus trip
to the Grand Canyon.
262
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,112
Later, I'll show you
the pictures.
263
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:07,783
Do you ever regret it, John,
leaving me to work for the professor?
264
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:12,245
What do you want me to say?
He saved my life.
265
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:15,373
Big deal. You could have
been rich if you'd stayed.
266
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,751
Your own lab, a full staff.
267
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,003
But Hubert is my friend.
268
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,588
He's very sick.
269
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:26,593
I can cure him, but I need
the thing, the thing from triton.
270
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,930
It'll cost you, John.
How much are you worth now?
271
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,723
I live in a dumpster.
272
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:34,017
All I have in the world
is this coupon
273
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,269
for one free session
at the tanning salon.
274
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:40,190
Oh, John, that's
really all you have?
275
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,903
Then, I'll take it.
276
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,454
Okay, murdolator's finished.
277
00:15:57,541 --> 00:16:01,378
I said I'd kill him myself,
but nobody listens to bender.
278
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,421
We all have to
share in the guilt,
279
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:07,175
which is why we're each going to add
one drop of cyanide to the death wheel
280
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,301
as it goes by.
281
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:23,942
Commence mercy-killing
in three, two, a-yup.
282
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,904
Kill-check one is go.
283
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,464
Kill-check two is go.
284
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,939
Crowd: Ooh!
285
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,609
It's about time.
286
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,243
Murdolator:
Vegetables activated.
287
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,420
Kill-check three is go.
288
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,214
Also, the salad's ready.
289
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,007
Yes! Salad!
290
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,730
Dr. Zoidberg:
What the hell are you doing?
291
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,888
Zoidberg, we know about
your secret agreement.
292
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,724
I am so, so sorry
for how we treated you.
293
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,560
And to make it up to you,
we're killing the professor for you
294
00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:43,063
so he doesn't die horribly
from hyper-malaria.
295
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,233
He doesn't have hyper-malaria,
you idiots.
296
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,028
He has yeti-ism.
297
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,615
When he saved my life
all those years ago,
298
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,325
he was scratched by a yeti.
299
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:01,706
Hmm. I consider myself almost
completely ignorant of modern medicine,
300
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,375
and I've never
heard of yeti-ism.
301
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,836
It mimics the symptoms
of hyper-malaria exactly
302
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,799
except for the part where instead
of dying, you turn into a yeti.
303
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,342
Ah!
304
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:21,685
Wow. Hold him down
while I prepare the antidote.
305
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,273
Another yeti?
306
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:30,402
Yes, the same jerk that once
noshed on me like a shrimp toast.
307
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:34,155
Now who's getting
his pineal gland extracted?
308
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:40,704
Yes, this contains a concentrated
form of the yeti neurotoxin.
309
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,581
But that's what gave him
yeti-ism in the first place.
310
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,125
Won't it just make him
a double-yeti?
311
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,211
Don't lecture me about
alien physiology, Conrad.
312
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:51,965
The pineal neurotoxin
neutralizes the adrenal neurotoxin.
313
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,217
That's why yetis don't
drive themselves mad.
314
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:02,642
My god, he's like some kind
of believable hulk.
315
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,103
No time for an injection.
316
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,740
Dr. Zoidberg: Ah!
317
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,082
Dr. Zoidberg: I'll be damned.
It did make him a double-yeti.
318
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:59,032
It wasn't supposed to do
any of those things.
319
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:10,460
You did it, Johnny. I'm cured!
320
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,388
All right, let's set
it up and try again.
321
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:28,436
There's one thing
I don't understand, zoidberg.
322
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:32,315
How did you persuade mom to
give you her precious yeti head?
323
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,818
Did you have to
promise anything in return?
324
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,446
Nothing, nothing at all.
325
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:43,410
This calls for a celebration.
Come on, everyone, let's go tanning.
326
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,494
Hurray!
327
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:45,662
Hurray!
328
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:51,501
I was going to tan once.
329
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,380
What do you say, Johnny?
It's on me.
330
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,675
Thank you, Hubert.
331
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,047
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