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Fry: Run, Leela!
They're bouncing right at us!
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So, anybody hungry?
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I could stuff myself.
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I'll use that free app that tells
you what restaurants you're near.
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You mean the window? Yes.
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I am err, ruler of the
planet omicron persei 8!
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I demand extra dipping sauce!
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How many?
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I don't know. Two?
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Welcome to fishy Joe's.
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Today is stroganoff Thursday.
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We are currently out
of the following menu items.
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Woman: Stroganoff.
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May I take your order?
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I'll have the stroganoff.
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Okay.
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Yeah, give me the fried spaghetti
dinner breakfast pocket for lunch
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and a big bucket of mixed sodas.
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One kids' meal. Got it.
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Leela: Huh. Buggalo tots?
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What exactly are those made of?
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You got a warrant?
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I'll just have something
from the light menu.
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How about
the gardener lover's salad?
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What kind of cheese filling
you want in that?
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Just give me the fruit cup.
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Okey—doke.
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What kind of cheese filling
you want in that?
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Oh, god.
Fruit is spelled f-r-o-o-t.
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And it's got
quotation marks around it.
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Hmm...
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There's nothing wrong with a
little fast food once or twice a meal.
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Heart attack.
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I'm fine.
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Ow! I got a bone
in my fruit! That's it.
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From now on,
we're not eating anything
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unless we know what it is
and where it's from.
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We're going to
the local farmers market.
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Ah, mom, do we have to?
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This is what I'm talking about.
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See all the dirt and earwigs?
That's the sign of healthy food.
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You think that's healthy,
try this.
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I found it growing
at the bottom of my hamper.
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So fresh and musty.
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Man: It's what I do.
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Hello, tiny man.
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You want sample small-batch
amazonian maple syrup?
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Sure.
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Mmm. Ah.
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That's the kind of sap I like.
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You the kind of sap I like.
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I'm scare-roused.
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Zuban tobacco? The
richest, most obnoxious kind!
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Listen, pal, I'm looking
for a versatile smoke,
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one that's equally good
in a crowded elevator
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or an audience with the pope.
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Forget the pope, my friend.
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Smoke one of these,
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and god himself will ask to
be seated far away from you.
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Ooh!
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Heirloom eggs?
That's so life-affirming.
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I'll bet you run
your own hatchery,
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just you and your wife, Matilda.
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No, ma'am. Matilda and I
gather them eggs in the forest.
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And Matilda's really more
of a mongoose than a wife.
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You're a lucky man.
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But are they way more
expensive than regular eggs?
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Ooh! Way more.
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I'll take a dozen.
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What?
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You're not my breakfast
friends. What are you doing here?
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Leela blackmailed us all into
eating healthy, organic food.
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Blackmail? What
does she have on you?
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As long as we eat
her filthy scrambled eggs,
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you'll never find out.
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They're not filthy.
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They're wholesome, fertile
and fresh from the forest floor.
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There's some filth.
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"Fertile?" what does that mean?
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It means it will hatch into
a tiny, little, infant creature
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unless we cook it first.
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Hey, Leela, hurry up with
those scrambled infants.
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What? That's horrifying!
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Zoidberg,
you're an inhuman monster.
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What are you,
my driver's license?
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Eating a sweet, innocent chick
before it's even hatched?
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Oh, no, you won't! I refuse
to eat an unborn animal.
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I'm going to keep this egg
safe and warm and secure
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until it hatches
out into the world.
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And then I'm going to eat it.
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Ain't nothing like a
postcard coming from your own mind
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your own mind
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hey there's a toothache coming
from your goldmine, your goldmine
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why don't you
come on over sometime
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and have ourselves
a really good time
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talk about whatever inside
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trip into the eggman's mind...
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Should we turn on the TV?
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Nah.
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Bender, do you mind?
I'm roosting.
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I'm considering buying a yacht
to house my thoroughbreds.
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How do you expect me to do
that without smoking a cigar?
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Think of the unborn embryo.
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That's what I'm
gonna call the yacht.
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Stop pecking me!
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Leggo my eggo, crabbo!
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Stop it, fry.
That's sexual harassment!
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Yeah, come down off
your round, white pulpit.
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You're just going to
eat that thing anyway.
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I was, but you can't sit
on something for a week
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without falling in love with it.
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Whoever's in here
deserves a chance at life.
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A chance to blossom into
a beautiful young man,
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like I did as a baby.
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And so I make this solemn vow
to do everything I can to make sure
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this wonderful,
innocent creature
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enters this world happy,
Heath, and_.
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All yours, zoidberg.
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Ah, look at the cute little...
Aah!
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I was gonna go
yachting in those feet!
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Om
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Oh! Om
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aah!
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Relax, you babies. It's no
different from stomping a puppy.
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Everyone, stop!
He's not going to hurt you.
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I'm standing in
a pool of my own feet!
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Bender's right. Kill it
before someone names it!
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No! Mr. Peppyjust
wants to be our friend.
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Look, I know he's ugly,
and kind of corrosive,
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but we can't murder someone just
'cause he's hideous and annoying.
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That's what we said about
zoidberg, and look where that got us.
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Amy has a point.
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Mr. Peppy's not like
zoidberg. He's my friend.
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Where to, adulterers?
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Calculon?
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Then it wasn't your body they found
in the harbor after the bomb went off.
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What bomb?
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It takes more than that
to surprise me. Bender.
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What you doing, little buddy?
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Ah, yeah, uncle bender,
he's your friend.
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You want to play fetch.
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Come on, boy, get the ball.
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Dumb jerk.
Come on, get the ball.
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Sweet freak of Mozambique,
that thing's colossal!
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It's gonna kill us all.
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It's so huge. How big does
one of those things get?
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Well, that depends on
what one of those things is.
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That seems like
a fact worth knowing.
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Good startling news, everyone.
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I found a description
of the creature
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in this medieval monster manual.
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Just as I feared. Attack-type j.
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No! No!
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Yes! It kills its prey
by sucking out the skeleton,
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leaving nothing but
a puddle of flesh.
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All: Ew!
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Hence, the Latin name,
bonus vampirus,
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or as you non-catholics
would say, the bone vampire.
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Dios mio.
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That's ridiculous!
Mr. Peppy doesn't eat bones.
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I raised him on a simple diet of
Brussels sprouts and mixed soda.
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At least there's
only one of them.
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The good news is,
they can't start breeding.
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The bad news, everyone, is,
the beast reproduces asexually.
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A single bone vampire,
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left alone with some quiet music
and some bone vampire porn,
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could produce dozens
of deadly offspring.
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That lucky bastard.
I say kill it!
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But it loves me, andlloveiu
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kill them both!
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Killing them
seems like a hassle.
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Can't we just set it free
to live with its own kind?
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Poor, ignorant Leela.
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The bone vampire is now
extinct on its home planet.
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That's perfect.
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We can reintroduce it to the
wild and repopulate the species.
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Yeah, let's do
those Leela things!
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Well, buddy, how do
you like your new home?
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See, he's happy already.
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That thing doesn't
have emotions, fry.
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Its brain is
the size of a walnut.
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So are walnuts,
and they're delicious.
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I'll miss you, Mr. Peppy,
but you'll be happier here.
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So, go on, go.
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Goodbye, Mr. Peppy.
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Come on, man, don't do this.
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Go on now.
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I mean it, don't make this
any harder than it has to be.
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It's time to let go.
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Thanks, Leela, he just
needed a little extra push.
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Come on, fry,
let's go home and...
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Hold up, there's alcohol
around here somewhere.
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My tanqueraydar is going crazy.
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Ha, ha.
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Thought you could
get away from me?
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You lose again,
you stupid intoxicant.
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We're not from
around here. Hello.
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Excuse me, but we're guests
on your planet. Speak English!
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Behave yourselves, gents.
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Off-worlders best
be welcome here,
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especially if we're trying
to get the Olympics.
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May I buy you a drink?
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We don't get a lot of
pretty faces around here.
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Uh...
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Sure, but I'm driving.
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I'll just have the smallest
whiskey you've got.
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A small aquarium of whiskey
for the busty lass.
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Thanks. Lsupposel
should know your name
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if I'm going to be drinking
ten gallons of alcohol with you.
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Maczongo. Angus maczongo.
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Major Angus maczongo.
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Handsome major Angus
maczongo, esquire.
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Ooh!
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Handsome and esquire.
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I'm turanga Leela. My
crew and I are from earth.
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So what brings you
folks here to doohan 6?
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We just released an endangered
animal back into the wild,
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a bone vampire.
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No need to thank us. Your
shocked stares of gratitude say it all.
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Dear god, you brought
back the bone vampire?
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The damned things
wreaked bloody havoc
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on our livestock for centuries.
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Aye, until maczongo here shot
'em all into extinction, he did.
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Now we've got more livestock
than we can slaughter.
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Aye, 'tis a Bonnie time
to be an ignorant villager.
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We cannae have no murdering
bone vampires back here.
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Kill it afore it puts a
bun in its own oven
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and repopulates
the bleeding planet.
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No! Angus is right.
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I thought you were named Angus.
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We're all named Angus.
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Please, Mr. Peppy won't
attack your livestock.
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He's a vegetarian, and he's
not even preachy about it.
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Poppycock. Once he
gets the smell of bones,
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there'ii be no stopping him.
Tonight, Mr. Peppy must die.
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Angus, wait, my strictly
platonic friend is right.
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At least wait a few days
before you decide to kill it.
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The last time I hesitated, a bone
vampire snicked out me left shin.
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Please, just a few days.
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Well, it would give us a chance
to get to know each other.
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The beast lives for now.
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Thank you, Angus.
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You're welcome!
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I don't trust that maczongo.
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Maybe I should go
keep an eye on Mr. Peppy.
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Don't worry about maczongo.
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He and I are having brunch
tomorrow. I'm thinking of wearing this.
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It's nice, but there's still
something I don't like about that guy.
249
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,584
My dad always said you
could tell a lot about a man
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00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,836
by the rigidity of his shins.
251
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,722
What is it?
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00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:39,648
Gryffindor, Slytherin,
hufflepuff! It killed little Angus!
253
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,526
They're all dead,
and their bones are gone.
254
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,112
This was no accident.
255
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:48,198
Still think your Mr. Peppy
is harmless, fry?
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00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,200
He wouldn't do
this in our sleep.
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00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,369
He would not,
could not to a sheep.
258
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,580
The deal is off.
The beast must die.
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00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,462
Ooh. Pimpy.
260
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:07,968
What are we supposed to do,
261
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,679
just sit here and wait
for Mr. Peppy to be killed?
262
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,097
Sounds like a plan.
263
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:15,475
Guess I'll pass the time
by lighting up an El jerko.
264
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,405
Okay, that's it.
I need some air.
265
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,663
Who's there?
266
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,876
Hermes, is this one of
your zany practical jokes?
267
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:56,349
Leela, are you okay? Did
you drink too many aquaria?
268
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,643
Look, the bone vampire!
269
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:06,401
Mr. Peppy attacked me.
Quick, count my bones.
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00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,111
There should be 205.
271
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,036
Okay, that's better.
272
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,204
Keep them coming!
273
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:21,791
I'm sorry, fry, but no
vegetarian could have done this.
274
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:26,504
I know, and as much as I love
Mr. Peppy, I love Leela more.
275
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,132
He has to be put down.
276
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:33,845
Ah, don't feel bad. Major
maczongo is an experienced hunter.
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00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:37,140
He'll blow Mr. Peppy's head
off as painlessly as possible.
278
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,892
No, not maczongo!
279
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:42,771
If anyone is going to kill
Mr. Peppy, it should be me.
280
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,482
Fry, I know
you're upset right now,
281
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,653
but I hope you'll consider
donating the body to science dinner.
282
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,659
Here, Mr. Peppy.
283
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,161
Mmm, lovely bones.
284
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,665
We've been walking for hours. I
hope we can find our way back.
285
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,417
Don't worry, I left a
trail of bread crumbs.
286
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,753
And I left a trail of cigars.
287
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,259
You don't have to do this, fry.
288
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,803
Mr. Peppyjust gave me
a little love concussion.
289
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,972
Thanks, Leela,
but I have no choice.
290
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:20,350
Icantlet my monstrous
de-boner get anywhere near you.
291
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,851
There it is!
292
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,355
Well, this is it.
293
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,482
You guys wait here.
294
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,735
This is going to kill him
more than it does me.
295
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,531
Goodbye, boy.
296
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,659
I'll think of you whenever
I sit on something round.
297
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,043
What's happening?
Did you kill it?
298
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:51,131
The bloody idiot bloody
shot me. I'm all bloody bloody!
299
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,427
Mr. Peppy,
bullets make you talk?
300
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,595
That's not Mr. Peppy.
301
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,434
Jinkies, he Scooby-doo-ed us.
302
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:05,061
Why, major maczongo, why?
303
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:09,316
It's been 30 years since
last I killed a bone vampire.
304
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,985
The villagers didn't
idolize me like they used to.
305
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,279
You seemed pretty
popular at the pub.
306
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:16,906
I work there as a greeter.
307
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,326
Your beast was my chance
to be a hero again,
308
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,202
but the damn thing
was a vegetarian,
309
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,163
so I slaughtered
the sheep myself.
310
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,914
But why did you attack me?
311
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:28,251
So I could impress you by
seeking revenge on the creature.
312
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,587
Us greeters don't
get a lot of action.
313
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,756
On paper it seemed
like a win-win situation.
314
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,592
Do you realize
what this means, fry?
315
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,345
Your pet's not
dangerous after all.
316
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:41,639
I told you. Mr. Peppy's
a lover, not a fighter,
317
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,184
like Dwayne "the rock"
"the tooth fairy" Johnson.
318
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,191
Hey, what's that
bone-sucking sound?
319
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,988
It's Mr. Peppy.
I'd know him anywhere.
320
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,367
Huh. So apparently, major
maczongo and Mr. Peppy
321
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,285
were each doing about
half the sheep-killing.
322
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:12,170
Why, Mr. Peppy, why?
That tickles.
323
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,465
Now I really
do have to kill you.
324
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,010
Wait! Don't shoot!
325
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,096
The beast is a godsend.
326
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:24,557
Like I said, we've more
livestock than we can slaughter,
327
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:28,645
but thanks to this ravenous
bogle, that's no more a problem.
328
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,230
Angus is right.
329
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,565
The cursed thing
even debones them,
330
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:36,069
which is perfect for today's
fast-paced, lazy consumer.
331
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,865
The beast must live!
332
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,787
You know what the best part is?
333
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:49,624
From now on, whenever we're
eating fresh, organic space-meat,
334
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,960
we'll know exactly
where it comes from.
335
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:57,465
One bucket of double-fried,
triple-salted, boneless sheep tots, please.
336
00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,392
What kind of cheese filling
you want in that?
337
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,261
All kinds.
338
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,846
Ah... make it two,
339
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:06,057
and a small whiskey. Large.
340
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,006
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