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Who likes good news?
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Everyone?
Then, good news, everyone.
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Our next delivery isn't to some
dangerous outer space planet.
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It's to earth.
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Earth is dangerous. I fell
off my chair there once.
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Quit it, earth.
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We won't even have to
leave new New York.
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The package is going
to long long island.
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Yes, to the lavish
mafia-style villa of the donbot.
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The donbot?
The vicious robot gangster?
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I'd better use my special
robot vision to see what's inside.
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It looks like a pair of clamps.
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When are those new clamps
going to get here?
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These are all rusted
out with snitch juice.
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Patience, clamps, it is my
eldest daughter's wedding day.
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You don't want the space pope
to see you clamping, now, do you?
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Geez, I forgot my pope manners.
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Dearly beloved,
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it is with the great speed that I now
pronounce you husband and wife.
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Hey! What the...
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May I help you
with some assistance?
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Delivery for
Francis x. Clampazzo?
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We don't got nobody
here by that alias.
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Francis: Hey, hey, that's me.
Are those my new clamps?
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Your name's Francis?
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Om
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Guys, look, it's calculon and
the robot devil and an open bar.
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What's not to sneak into?
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Bender, you can't
crash a mob wedding.
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You forget, Leela. I'm
bender, owner of disguise.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
my good friend, calculon.
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Hey, this one's
for the new couple.
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It's your day.
It's all about you.
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Who's that singing
at your wedding?
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It's calculon,
calculon, calculon
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Hey. Oh. Piscopo. This guy.
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Bada-boing.
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Hey, sexy, I'm bender.
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What brings you to
this tacky soirée?
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I'm the bride.
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Oops.
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How about you, baby,
want to do it?
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Bender, it's me, Fanny.
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You who?
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The donbot's wife?
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We had an affair.
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An affair, huh? Sounds like me.
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Geez, I'd better be
a little more careful.
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I don't want to hit on anybody
I already had sex with.
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Hiya, Bella.
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Hi, mom.
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What about you?
You're my third choice.
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Oh, bender, this is
all happening too slowly.
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Let's get married.
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Quiet, I'm making
out with a floozy.
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Hold your clapper.
Someone's coming.
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Donbot, please,
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I'll pay you back as soon as
you lend me some more money.
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Sorry, calculon. It
gives me no joy to do this,
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because clamps will be doing it.
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Clamps, here are
your new clamps.
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Clamps!
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No, no.
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Line?
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Yeah, daddy hates welchers.
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The only thing he
hates worse is witnesses.
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And guys who mess around
with his daughters.
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And attempt to duplicate
his meatball recipe.
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How was the wedding, bender?
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Says who?
I didn't witness anything!
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In entertainment news, two-time
Oscar pool winner, calculon,
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was brutally clamped yesterday
by an unknown assailant.
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Poor calculon.
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All right, Amy, you win!
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The mob did it.
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I saw the whole thing while also
having hot sex with the donbot's daughter.
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I'm scared and great at sex.
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Benden you need
to go to the police
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and tell them a tastefully edited
version of what you just said.
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What, and have the mafia
come after me, too?
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No way. This secret
goes to my grave.
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The bureau is offering anyone
with information
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about this gangland-style
clamping a $50 reward.
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Bender: Ooh! Ooh!
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And then calculon said,
"no, no. No!"
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And then I ate some
excellent meatballs.
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Can I have my 50 bucks now?
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I enjoyed your story, especially
the tasteful love scene,
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but it's not enough
to convict the donbot.
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You'll have to testify
in open court.
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No, no.
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Can I have another $50?
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No.
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All rise for
the honorable judge 723.
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Be seated.
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Organized crime is
a plague on our society,
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and I will not tolerate any
form of intimidation dunng_.
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All rise for
the honorable judge 724.
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Good day. I'd like to say I'm
prepared to tolerate several,
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if not all forms of
intimidation during this trial.
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Prosecutor?
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Your honor, the prosecution pecks for a
mistrial on the grounds ofjury tampering.
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Donbot?
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Motion denied.
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Prosecutor,
call your first witness.
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The people call
our star witness, Mr. X,
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whose appearance will be altered
because he's in grave danger.
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Benden
I've been looking for you.
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Which cake do you like better
for our wedding?
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Bender?
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Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it!
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That was close.
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Isn't it true, Mr. X,
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that you are slandering
this innocent mafioso
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to distract from
your own felonious past,
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including a crime you made up
yourself called "burgle-arson-arceny"?
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That's a wholly owned trademark
of Rodriguez crime concepts, inc.
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Besides, I'm not on trial here.
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That's true. You're on
trial in courtroom three.
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You are charged with two
counts of burgle-arson-arceny.
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How do you plead?
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Not inno-guilty-cent.
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Bender: And then the
donbot said, "sorry, calculon,"
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and then calculon said, "no!"
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I think we've heard enough.
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Wait, I'm not finished. "0!"
Now I'm finished.
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Your honor,
the prosecution roosts.
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Have you reached a verdict?
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Indeed.
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After a steamy
12-way deliberation,
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we find the accused guilty as...
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Wait.
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The donbot is innocent.
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Calculon,
who is that escorting you?
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Yes, who?
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My personal trainer,
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and he's trained me to say that
my wounds were self-inflicted,
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for, you see, I am a big, Hollywood idiot,
dumb guy what does that sort of thing.
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Perfect.
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We find the donbot...
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Dramatic pause.
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Not guilty.
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What?
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Honey,
if you're marrying bender,
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you might want to get
a black dress for the wedding.
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That's going to look hot.
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Don't be scared, bender.
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We're putting you in the
witness relocation program.
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You'll be given a new identity,
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a new place to live,
and this iPod.
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I don't want it anymore.
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So I gotta hide forever?
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No, just until the robot
mafia finds and kills you.
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They're pretty good at that.
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Goodbye, professor.
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Before I leave,
I just want you to know
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I've never done
any work whatsoever.
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Zoidberg, I know it seems
like I can't stand you.
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Leela, you'll have to
watch out for fry now.
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Oh, lord.
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I wish I could go with you, pal.
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Me, too. I'll need a Butler.
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Benden we have to go.
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There'll never be
another like him.
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Let's hire someone better.
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Clamps. Clamps!
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Uh-huh?
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Listen to my boss words.
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I would like you
to apply for bender's old job
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and cozy up to this fry,
his best friend.
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Yeah, and then I'll introduce
him to my best friend,
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clamp number one!
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Sorry, toots.
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No, clamps. No clamps.
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Sooner or later,
bender will contact fry
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as relocated-squealers
always do.
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Then with the clamps, Francis.
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Francis... Francis?
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I'll clamp you with the Francis!
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Hey, take it ease.
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Hey there, slick,
I'm here about the job.
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Take a seat.
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We'll begin
the interviews shortly.
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We'll start with Andrew.
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Yeah, they all kind of broke.
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So, when do I start?
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Everyone, this is Francis.
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Hey, Francis. Hello, Francis.
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Hello. Cute name.
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Look what he can do.
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Wow! Whoa!
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Yeah, I do it all.
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Clamping, crimping,
occasional snipping.
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Snipping?
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Looks like you
may be out of a job, zoidberg.
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That's all good fun,
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but of course
a clamp is no substitute
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for the precision
of a genuine...
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Francis, would you
do the honors?
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Stay off my turf!
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Yeesh. That guy can bite
my shiny metal clamps.
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You remind me of
my old friend bender.
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Yeah? Where does he safely live?
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I don't know.
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Hey, you want to come
to my house and play?
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Yeah, sounds like freakin' fun.
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Four stinking years of
clamping school for this?
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Greetings, Francis.
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Sorry if I was
a little hostile before,
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but snipping is the only reason
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I'm even tolerated around here.
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Not like you, with those
magnificent squeezers.
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Squeezers? Squeezers!
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They're clamps, you!
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And if I want to -Ing
snip with these clamps,
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I will snip with
these -Ing clamps!
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Why do you think they call me...
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Francis?
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Francis, I have good news!
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It's time for
your first delivery.
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To the moon!
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Fan... ing-tastic!
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Here's the 200 feet of rope
you ordered, sheriff furley.
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Hot diggity!
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You fellers want to stick
around for the hanging tomorrow?
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It's gonna be a doozy.
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I sure do love hanging people.
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Well, I best start
cutting the nooses.
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Oh! You know who
could help with that?
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Francis!
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Nice job, Francis.
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I like how you didn't get drunk
and steal anyone's organs,
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like our old robot.
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Bender?
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Bender, it's me, fry!
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Heeyah!
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I knew bender would turn up
purely by coincidence.
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Take care of him,
but do it quietly.
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Don't worry. We're in space,
where no one can hear you clamp.
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What do you know?
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The feds gave bender a
new identity as a moon farmer.
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He must be afraid
to break character,
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in case there's any robot
mafia scuzzballs around.
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Francis: Heh?
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Come on, let's go check on him.
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I checked on a guy once.
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I checked him into tiny pieces!
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Bender? Nope, don't
recollect nobody by that name.
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But let me ask
my son-in-law, Billy?
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Yes, moon-pa?
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00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:13,979
These nice big-city hillbillies are
looking for someone named bender.
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You know him?
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Nope. He ain't any of the
eight people I ever met.
254
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,193
Bender, it's us, your friends.
255
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,612
You can drop
the hillbilly moron act.
256
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,948
Sorry, mister,
but I'm no bender.
257
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,908
I'm just a simple farmer.
258
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,618
Name's Billy west.
259
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,620
Billy west?
260
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,831
What a stupid,
phony, made-up name.
261
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,916
You city folk
are probably hungry
262
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,627
from premarital sex
and flag-burning.
263
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,379
Y'all wanna stay for supper?
264
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:43,216
Well, my boyfriend and I were
going to have sex on a burning flag,
265
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,885
but I could have a bite.
266
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:51,600
May I present my beautiful
robot wife, the crushinator.
267
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,186
She's serving up
the dinner and the charm.
268
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,188
Mashed chicken, Mr. Fry?
269
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,314
Sure.
270
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:04,613
So, Billy, where were you born?
271
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,740
Right here in moon country.
272
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,867
And how long have you
been a farmer?
273
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,119
Reckon I was born a farmer.
274
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,580
Folks say my mama was a hoe.
275
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:17,584
Oh, dear, I seem to
have warped my fork.
276
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,878
Could you bend it
back for me, Billy?
277
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:22,714
Bend it? I can't even lift it.
278
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:26,593
Which is weird, seeing as
how my daddy was a forklift.
279
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:31,098
Wow. Bender is really committed
to his new jethrovian identity.
280
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,475
If y'all are finished,
281
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,728
I'll drive y'all back to
town in the old clunker.
282
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,983
So, y'all erw here
in a spacey ship?
283
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,444
Stop talking like that!
You live on the moon!
284
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,906
If that is bender, I guess
he's just happier in his new life.
285
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,700
I refuse to believe
anyone is happy!
286
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:54,454
Mr. West, would you mind
if I examined your brain?
287
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:58,208
Examine? Heck, if you
can find it, you can keep it.
288
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:09,302
Gadzooks! Bender's hard drive no
longer contains any of his old memories!
289
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:14,099
When the feds bumpkinized him,
they completely wiped out his old identity!
290
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,977
Well, I don't know about that,
291
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,564
but who am I to argue
with a man from the sky?
292
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,774
So long, space heroes.
293
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,948
You sure you don't
want to kill all humans?
294
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,159
I love all humans.
295
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,704
He really is gone.
296
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:43,336
I guess I'm happy for him.
297
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:47,257
And honestly, Francis is a way
better friend than bender ever was.
298
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,384
Hey, where is Francis?
299
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,976
One sarsapar-oil-ia, sheriff.
I'm thirsty.
300
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,687
Make it two. I'm greedy.
301
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,149
You got the rest fooled,
but not me.
302
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:08,028
Now let's take this outside,
so's no one else gets clamped.
303
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,280
You're the boss, stranger.
304
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,953
I'm gonna clamp your
body parts off one by one.
305
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:20,415
But then I'm gonna clamp your
wounds shut so you stay alive
306
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,209
while I clamp you some more!
307
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,294
Say your prayers, stoolie.
308
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,964
Okay. God bless
grandma and grandpa...
309
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,468
They're next! Right now, I'm
gonna cut your damn head off!
310
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,556
Drop the robot!
311
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:42,646
I thought I told you, I do
the cutting around here.
312
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,338
Scuttle on home.
313
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,674
This ain't none of
your business, slick.
314
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,469
My name isn't slick.
It's zoidberg.
315
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,180
John -Ing zoidberg!
316
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:22,018
Stop! Zoidberg,
you'll hurt Francis!
317
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,481
Oh, yeah? Take this and that!
318
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,733
Why, youlousy_.
319
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,289
I'm gonna clamp your...
320
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,999
Oh, yeah.
321
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,375
Ow, ow, ow.
322
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,713
Looks like an
all-you-can-kill lobster fest!
323
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:53,883
That offer was for
a limited time only.
324
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,223
My clamps!
325
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,475
Why, zoidberg, why?
326
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:07,522
Because our friend Francis
here, is in reality a bad murderer.
327
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,233
Yup. He was fixin' to kill me.
328
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:13,236
This here crawdad
done saved my life!
329
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,533
Bender, you two-timing jerk!
330
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,161
I put off my singing career
for you!
331
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,788
If I can't have you, no one can!
332
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,251
Oh, shucks.
333
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,296
Bender! No!
334
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,964
What?
335
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,015
Bender was a hell of a squealer.
336
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,933
Maybe the best there ever was.
337
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,353
We'll send his widow
some meatballs.
338
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,938
Clamps, Bella,
get in the way-back.
339
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,124
To my friend, bender.
340
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,960
A wise man once said
he was a hell of a squealer.
341
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,171
Maybe the best there ever was.
342
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,672
All: To bender!
343
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,093
You pizza's gonna be
another minute.
344
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,678
We still waiting for
it to be delivered.
345
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:21,846
Bender?
346
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,642
I'm no bender. You got me
mixed up with another robot.
347
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,977
You're probably right.
348
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,063
I don't really remember
what he looks like.
349
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,399
Guys, guys, it's me, bender.
350
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:34,651
He's alive!
351
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:36,611
So that moon hillbilly
who got murdered
352
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,696
was just an innocent
husband and father.
353
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:44,994
Bender, old 'bot, the
mafia thinks you're dead.
354
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,247
You can come back
to work with us.
355
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,706
I'm back, baby!
356
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,041
Pizza's here.
357
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,126
Whoo!
358
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:52,836
I'll just cut that...
359
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,964
You do, and I'll -Ing
gut you like a fish.
360
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,214
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