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Hermes: Listen up, people.
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As long as nothing happens
for the next 15 minutes,
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our insurance
will be reinstated.
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So, let's just sit quietly
and run out the clock.
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A giant sausage!
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Oh, god, no! Get out of
here, you horrific sausage!
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Wait. Isn't today the parade?
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It's just a giant balloon!
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Giant balloon?
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See, buddy, it's not so scary.
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I feel better now.
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Why are so many different
parades smooshed together?
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It's the parade day parade.
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What's parade day?
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It used to be that
every group in new New York
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wanted their own parade.
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Why, when I was a boy,
we had a parade every day.
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Those were dark times.
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Now we just combine them all
into one big parade day parade
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and get it over with.
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Hey, look, a fog is rolling in.
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No, that's just
the Jamaican pride float.
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Looks like it's speeding up.
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Oh, no! It's within munching
distance of the doritos float!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Kif, you're slacking
off on my waving arm.
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Oh, no. It's heading
right for those two nerds!
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Whoa. Sweet shirt, dude.
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Thanks. Lhave
another one that says
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"paleontologists
do it in the dirt."
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I'm a paleontologist.
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I'll save one of you!
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Oh, honey, I dig you so much.
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Thank you for saving
my stupidly-dressed husband.
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You're a hero.
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A hero, indeed.
What's your name, son?
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I don't know. Fry?
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud
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to associate myself
with a true hero.
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Mr. Fry, allow me to present
you with the keys to the city!
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This one's for the deadbolt,
this is for the top lock.
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I think this one's for the knob.
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The city's in
a bad neighborhood.
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Care to say a few words, son?
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Heroes don't do drugs.
Except for drugman, I guess.
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I hereby declare
that henceforth,
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this Saturday shall
be known as fry-day!
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It sure was nice of the mayor's
wife to have sex with me. Uh?
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You. What?
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You could have saved a robot,
but instead, you saved a human.
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Do you think human life is
more precious than robot life?
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No, no.
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Well, yes, actually.
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That's it. I'm killing myself.
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Oh, lord.
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Don't try to talk
me out of it! Well?
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Bender, you always say
you're going to kill yourself,
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but you almost never do.
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Yeah. Last time you
went to the suicide booth,
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you ended up dating
it for six months.
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How is Lynn, by the way?
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Living in Oregon
with her crazy mother.
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See you at my funeral, suckers!
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Kill me, please,
and make it splatter!
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With pleasure, bender.
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Lynn? Huh. Wow, you look great.
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Fat, but great.
I thought you were in Oregon.
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My mom tried to commit suicide
in me. I don't want to talk about it.
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Well, tell your mom
I said "hello,"
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and it's been nice
catching up with you.
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Let's get this show on the road.
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Oh, no. You're going to die,
all right, but it won't be suicide.
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It'll be murder.
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Bender: Missed me!
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He did it!
He actually did it this time.
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No way, mon. He's faking it.
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He really is gone! Everyone,
put on your taking-off caps.
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Our what?
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It's a sign of respect,
you savage!
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Poor, nasty, mean old bender.
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I can't believe we'll never
hear his evil laugh again.
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I miss him so much.
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There, there, fry.
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He may be gone, but he'll
always be with us as a trash can.
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Look at that loser getting
garbage dumped in him.
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Glad I'm not him, whoever he is.
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Fry, as his only friend, you
should have first pick of body parts.
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Just don't pick his nose!
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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What's wrong with you guys?
This is comedy gold.
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He always had my back.
So I'll take his arm.
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As a back-scratcher.
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I love you, bender!
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Somebody hand me a bolt cutter.
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Hey, dip-schlitz, that's not
me. I'm right here. Hello?
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Pay attention to me!
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Why can't anybody
hear my witty remarks?
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This is hell.
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You wish.
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Robot devil? You can hear me?
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Why is everyone
else ignoring me?
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Isn't it obvious, bender?
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Yeah, I guess it is.
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You're dead!
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What? I thought I just had
laryngitis and antigravity.
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Come down to my
office and I'll explain everything.
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So what's happening to me?
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And I'll take my answer
in any form but a song.
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Oh, you're no fun.
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You see, bender, it's
simple. You're a ghost.
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A ghost?
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No, just the regular kind.
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Because you killed yourself,
you're in limbo.
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Your software was exported
to the computational cloud.
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Adoy. Wait. Adoy?
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Your disembodied program is now
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running on the wireless network
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shared by all machinery.
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Cut to the chase, smokey.
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How do I get out of limbo?
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That's the laughy part.
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You can't! You're
stuck in an infinite loop.
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An infinite loop?
I don't have time for that!
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Man, this is all fry's fault.
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Fry? I hate that guy.
We once traded hands.
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They still stink of candy corn.
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Get this. Thatjerk
said human life
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was more valuable
than robot life.
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What? After all
you've done for him?
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Fry must die!
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I know, right? I'd murder him
good, if only I was still alive.
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Hmm...
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Bender, would you
like to make a deal?
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I'm not stupid.
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So, yes, absolutely.
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What have I agreed to?
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I'll return you to your body
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after you use your ghostly
powers to scare fry to death.
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That sounds fair and also fun.
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I like that there's
no catch this time.
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But, wait. There's a catch.
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Crap!
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If you fail, you'll spend
eternity here in robot hell.
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Which, as luck would have it,
is where I rehearse my band.
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Hit it, boys!
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Cigars are
evil, you won't miss 'em...
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Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it!
Just stop the damn music!
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Scare fry to death? Ha!
I could do that in my sleep.
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Whoo! Whoo-oo-oo-oo!
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What are you? Deaf?
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Hmm. Soap. I know
fry's afraid of that.
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Maybe he'll die if I rub him
all over with it, real slow.
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Whoa, sick! My software
can control electronics!
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What the...
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No! Not the armpits!
Winter's coming!
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As you can see,
since bender's death,
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requests to bite one's
shiny metal ass are down 98%.
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Do you mind doing that later?
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Bite my shiny metal ass.
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Help! I was attacked
in my bathroom!
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By my bathroom!
I'm being haunted by a ghost!
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Fry, you're just upset because
you drove bender to suicide.
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Here. Take your mind off it with
these soothing relaxation balls.
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All right. I got him all heebie-jeebied
with my bathroom of horrors.
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One more good scare,
and I'll be out of limbo.
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Ooh. Did someone say limbo?
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Nothing. No.
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Hold onto your dookie.
It's about to get spooky!
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I'm telling you, something
supernatural is happening.
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I'm scared to death!
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Stop being ridiculous.
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There's no such thing
as whatever you're saying.
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Ow, ow, ow!
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Whoa, maybe you're right. I
only meant to slap you twice.
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All I know is I've got a
ghost that needs busting.
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Who you gonna call?
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Gho...
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The number you have dialed
has been lame since 1989.
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Now do you believe me?
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Oh, fuff, enough of
your superstitious nonsense.
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I'm sure that whatever is happening
can be explained by science.
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Robot gypsy:
Let the seance begin.
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Farnsworth: I said science!
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The veil is lifting.
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I am gazing into the
spirit world, and nothing.
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You said something
about a buffet?
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I'm right here,
you lazy shyster.
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Wait, I'm sensing something.
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I'm rich.
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Is it a ghost?
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There's no such thing as
ghosts, you donkey-monkey.
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It's a robot ghost.
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A robot ghost?
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What robot would
want to haunt me?
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Me, dumb-ass. Bender,
bender, bender, bender!
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Ah, tell him,
you baggy old crone.
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Finally. Any more
ridiculous ideas?
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Hallelujah.
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I'm here to conduct the exorcism
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and avail myself of the buffet.
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Can I get an amen
and a goodly helping
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of scruffy's
famous corn biscuits?
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Right away, reverend.
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Oh, lord. I got
the too-much-macaroni sweats.
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Now, where is this
alleged apparition?
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Might be a problem with your
circuit breaker. See you.
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00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,501
Please, I'm under
constant attack by machinery.
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I can't sleep, I can't think,
I can't even think.
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Very well.
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This sacramental
firewall scans for
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and removes ghostware
in a 20 foot radius.
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Bring it on, holy man.
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Carry this at all times
and the demon cannot harm you.
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It also keeps cats off
the sofa by killing 'em.
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Ah. So quiet, so peaceful.
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Time to lower my guard
even for a minute.
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Heart attack.
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Yep, I was right.
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Okay, beelzy, fry's dead.
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A ghost!
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Oh, it's you.
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A deal's a deal, so
give me my body back.
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Fry's dead, you say?
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Funny, that's not what it says
on his Wikipedia page.
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Survived a heart attack?
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Damn you, Obama-care!
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I'm afraid your heart has
suffered a lot of damage, Mr. Fry,
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and my cleavage isn't helping.
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Not helping him.
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One more sudden
shock will kill you.
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Sudden? That's just the kind of
one more shock I was planning.
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The machines, they're after me.
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You're suffering
from machine phobia.
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Your only hope is to go
to the amish home world,
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where no machines are allowed.
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I guess it's for the best.
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Bender1wh00...
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The only machine I'll
ever miss is bender.
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Say what?
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Now that he's gone, I realize
how valuable a robot life can be,
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when it belongs
to my best friend.
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That's the closest
thing to "bender is great"
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that anyone besides me
has ever said.
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Announcer: Final boarding call
for flight 38 to the amish home world.
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As a reminder, passengers are
limited to two carry-on butter churns.
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I'm sorry, fry, I'm sorry.
Wait for your ghost-buddy.
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Brother fry, thou hast visitors.
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Hi, fry. Hello.
Hey, how have you been?
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00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,937
Well, yank my beard.
This be a surprise.
250
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,565
How are you, fry?
251
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,150
Thank you for asking, English.
252
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:08,486
My life is simple but plain,
and though bender be gone,
253
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,489
somehow I feel
he's still with me.
254
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,534
I sure am, brother fry.
255
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,872
Yo, big bonnet, move your ugly
but modest head covering.
256
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,332
Ah, right, you can't hear me.
257
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,293
Oh, I hear you loud and clear.
258
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,546
You're not granny hester.
259
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,381
What have you done
with granny hester?
260
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,383
She's naked but unharmed.
261
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,221
And now, bender, it's time
to fulfill your end of the deal.
262
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,640
Sorry, I'm not going
to kill fry.
263
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,558
Take me to hell
for all eternity,
264
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,020
just as long as my little
bearded meat bag gets to live.
265
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:47,067
That he will not, for you see,
it is your fate to kill him.
266
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:53,949
Says you. I would never kill
fry, not even to save my own life.
267
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,576
But, bender,
isn't a robot life worth
268
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,120
ever so much more
than a human life?
269
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,748
Of course not.
What idiot thinks that?
270
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,416
You.
271
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:07,128
You're using my own
words against me. Go to hell!
272
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,924
Soon enough,
but first, the killing.
273
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:15,095
Have you noticed that animals are
sometimes spooked by robot ghosts?
274
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,930
So what? I hate animals.
275
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,940
Run for your life, fry!
Move your ham flaps!
276
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,775
He can't hear you, bender.
277
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:32,529
I'm afraid your friend is about
to be fully buckminstered!
278
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,531
Oh, yeah? I'll
justjump into a machine
279
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:36,616
and get his attention that way.
280
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,828
Ah! But there aren't
any machines on this planet.
281
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,372
There's one,
you rusty old dummy.
282
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,376
Hey, no fair. Ocupado.
283
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,501
Bender: Got you.
284
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,586
Robot devil: Ow! Ow!
285
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,547
Come here, devil.
What are you doing?
286
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,133
And scruffy's buffet,
how's that going?
287
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:56,094
Fry, fry, look out
for that bowling barn.
288
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,432
Bender, is that thou?
289
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:04,269
I love you.
290
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,316
Girl: Oh, my god.
291
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,234
Did you see that? Are you okay?
292
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,319
What just happened?
293
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:17,282
Uh. Well, I think the robot devil
said he loved me in bender's voice
294
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,367
wearing granny hester's clothes.
295
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,745
I want to go home.
296
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,540
You still lose, bender.
297
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:29,419
You failed to kill fry,
so you're banished to hell.
298
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,672
I get a new body,
and you get to be
299
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:35,425
a translucent chump
till the end of time.
300
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:39,846
Big deal. I saved my friend.
As far as I'm concerned, I won.
301
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:40,972
Oh, really?
302
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:46,394
You may find your victory
pyrrhic when subjected to this lyric
303
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:49,689
for a trillion years or so
304
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:50,899
yeah.
305
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,734
Hey, where are you going?
306
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,611
I don't know and I don't care.
307
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:59,115
Yay, I'm back.
Wait, this is my stop.
308
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,624
Oh. This guy.
309
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,336
Bender, for your selfless act
in saving fry,
310
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,547
I am pleased to welcome you
to robot heaven.
311
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,549
Shut up, god! Beg pardon?
312
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,386
I want to go back to robot
earth. I mean regular earth.
313
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,933
Hey, stop that.
I command you, you jerk.
314
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:26,893
Just get out.
315
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,478
Whoa!
316
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,693
Whoo. I've been through
the adventure of a lifetime.
317
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,497
I'm back, baby.
318
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,458
You're back from the dead?
319
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,293
I'm back from lots of stuff.
320
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:56,005
Oh, bender, bender,
I missed you so much.
321
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,259
Hey, wait, did you haunt me?
322
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,047
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