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So, there it is, people.
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Due to budget cutbacks,
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we will no longer be offering
free squid guts in the kitchen.
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Oh, boo-hoo.
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Everyone, look at
my latest invention!
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Okay.
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I like how it's not
killing us so far.
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It takes any object
and makes two smaller copies.
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All right!
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You see, as I age,
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I've been shrinking
and feeling colder.
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So now I need twice as many
sweaters, in a smaller size.
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First, I scan the old sweater.
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Then we add some matter.
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Any old, useless matter will do.
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Now the matter prism
reorganizes the raw material
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into two smaller copies.
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So, that's where
baby sweaters come from.
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Narrator:
Enclosed as a pdf attachment,
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a picture of yourself,
in a boat, on a river.
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It's a river that
flows in two directions.
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Make that three.
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It's a magic river, that's how.
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And it's flowing down
the eerie canal to
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the scary door.
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That's "eerie" with two e 's.
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Consider,
if you have the energy,
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Dr. Daniel zenus, an inventor
with a terminal case
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of "the lazies."
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This robot will do
everything for me.
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Robot, activate yourself
and do my research.
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Ahh.
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Next, assume
my social obligations.
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Dr. Zenus,
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for a lifetime of
scientific achievement,
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we present this award
to your robot.
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Daddy, I love you.
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If only I'd programmed the robot
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to be more careful
what I wished for.
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Robot, experience
this tragic irony for me.
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Man, I wish we had
a robot to do stuff.
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I know, right?
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Bender, thank god
I found you in time.
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I need someone in the lab
immediately to fold my new sweaters.
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I'm sorry, do you see a robot
in this room named "folder"?
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Fortunately, I came prepared
with a back-up phrasing.
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Bender, would you mind
bending my new sweaters?
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There's only two of them.
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Wait.
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You want me to do two things?
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Man, I'd call my lawyer if dialing
a phone wasn't such a hassle.
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Razza frazza two things.
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Ooh, razza frazza duplicator.
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Now for some tasty matter.
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Howdy, fellas. I'm bender.
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Go to hell, old man!
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I like your attitude.
Let's party.
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But first,
fold these two sweaters.
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Both: I'm sorry,
do you see a robot
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in this room named "folder"?
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Damn, you're cute.
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Hi. I'm bender.
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This is my robot bender, and
this is my other robot bender.
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Oh, lord.
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They're 60% scale
replicas of me, bender.
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Does that mean they only
do 60% of the work you do,
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or that they actually
do more work
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because they're only
60% as lazy?
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Shut up.
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That's a good one.
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Enough good ones, everyone.
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We have a delivery to
an alien space giant.
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You'll have to be respectful.
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This customer is 50-feet tall and
sensitive about his appearance.
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Colossal tooth whitener,
mega deodorant,
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humungous acne cream, aww,
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and one regular-sized condom.
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All that and a small wiener?
This guy's got it goin' on!
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Remember, don't show any
reaction to his appearance.
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I hope that's vanishing cream,
'cause that needs to go away.
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That's cold-blooded!
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Shh!
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It's okay. I understand.
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My unusual appearance
makes people nervous.
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You used humor
to defuse the tension.
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Yep, and there's still a little
more tension. So, look out!
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You so ugly,
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when trick-or-treaters come to
your house, they give you candy.
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You so ugly,
when you go to the bank,
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they ask you to
put on a ski mask!
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You so ugly, you
cracked the daily mirror.
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It's a newspaper!
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I wish it weren't so, but
many of these things are true.
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Anyhow, you've lowered
my self-esteem a bit more,
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but I'm sincerely grateful
you came all this way
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to deliver my fungus chisel.
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Don't feel bad, sir.
It's not your fault.
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You probably just
inherited your appearance
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from your mother. What?
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No one insults my mama!
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Bender: God, shield your eyes!
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It's like Edward
James olmos on imax!
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Did you see his face
when I said he so ugly?
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No, I blacked out,
'cause he so ugly!
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Hey, guys, quit reminiscing
and grab me two cigars.
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One thing each?
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Sounds fair.
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Wait, make that four cigars.
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Both: You want us
to do four things?
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My manwich!
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All: What's up, shorty?
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And that's the story
of how one of me became two,
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and two became four,
making seven total.
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The end.
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I just like
having the end locker.
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It's not like Amy
cares about it at all.
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Butno, she won't trade with me.
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A rat!
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Yes, she is a rat.
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No, look!
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Which way to the tiny hookers?
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A big, fat roach!
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What? I thought I put that away.
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No, there!
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Who are you?
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Bender sent me.
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Hey, I know that guy.
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Scruffy, what is that tiny
bender doing in my soup?
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It appears to be giving you
the finger, sir. Enjoy.
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Help me, help me! I'm too
lazy to escape!
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Ow!
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What?
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This place
is crawling with yous!
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So there's more benders around.
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As far as I'm concerned,
that's good news.
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Bad news, everyone.
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Look at this infinite series
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representing the mass of
successive generations of benders.
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Don't wait for me.
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It's non-convergent!
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Oh, dip!
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Unless we quickly
exterminate them,
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they'll replicate ad infinitum
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and consume
all the matter on earth.
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According to my calculations, there
are 11 generations at the moment.
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That's 2,046 total benders
we need to destroy.
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Wait, does that include me?
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Too bad he didn't
have his own Bible.
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Just 2,045 more to go.
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Creatures have taken
over my house
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they want my food
and my skin and my time
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little frogs are okay
but the slugs on the rug
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send me out of my mind
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there's no place else
that I can go
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the only thing I can turn to is
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rock 'n' roll pest control
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a-what?-ho a-what?-Ho what?-ho
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rock 'n' roll pest control
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rock 'n' roll pest control
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a-what?-ho a-what?-Ho what?-ho
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rock 'n' roll pest control
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all right!
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Two thousand forty five, 2,046.
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That's it. We got 'em
all except for the big one.
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Wait, this isn't a real bender.
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It's a talking doll from
when bender had that sitcom
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about the city robot
who moves back to the farm.
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Shut your pumpkin, bumpkin.
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All right, so I let
one measly bender get away.
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How much harm can one
infinitely self-reproducing robot do?
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Bendeh how could you
be so lazy and irresponsible?
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Hey. What? Did
someone say I'm great?
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What's with the gray goo?
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Bite my tiny metal ass!
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Hey, those jerklings
ate my couch.
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God! We've opened pandora's fly.
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They'll reproduce without limit,
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consuming all
the matter in the world!
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Like the Kardashians.
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Now they drank my booze?
They've gone too far!
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Wait a second. All benders
are powered by alcohol!
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Of course.
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Long before
the benders devour the earth,
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they'll deplete the
planet's booze and die off.
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This is a problem
that will solve itself.
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A problem that solves itself?
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That sounds like
a job for me, bender.
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Our top story,
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all alcohol on earth
has mysteriously disappeared.
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Consequences are minimal,
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except among
the most hardened alcoholics.
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Linda?
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I can no longer
face my children!
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Crisis averted.
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Without alcohol, the
benders are dying off.
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A greater tragedy
my eyes have never beheld.
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Well, into the toilet.
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So sober, so weak.
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Things really worked
out nicely this time.
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This doesn't taste
like old-man water.
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Everyone to the situation room!
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I was lying here snoozing,
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dreaming, oddly enough,
about bathing in champagne
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with six of the world's
most distinguished scientists,
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when suddenly,
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I realized my bathwater had
been transformed into alcohol.
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Alcohol?
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Chug, chug, chug, chug!
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Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
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It's like fine cognac
with a hint of aged scrotum.
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How can this be?
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I thought the benders drank
all the alcohol in the world.
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They did,
but then they made more!
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You see, once the benders
reached atomic scale,
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they began directly manipulating
water and 002 molecules
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to make alcohol.
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In a matter of hours,
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there will be no more
fresh water on earth.
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No! What will I
mix with my scotch?
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Hey, you!
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Good evening.
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Who are you calling drunk?
You're not drunk. I'm drunk.
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That's right, Linda.
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Water is now booze,
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and everyone's tiddy much
protally fit-shaced.
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Turning to sports,
the indy 500 was today.
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There were no survivors.
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This chair is so comfortable.
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Classic Amy.
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You want to see
a picture of my boy?
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Sure.
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That's your penis.
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That's my boy.
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I guess this isn't not so bad.
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As long as we don't need
to use our mental...
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Mental...
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Minds?
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What?
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No, listen.
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I freaking love you.
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And I don't throw
that word around.
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I know you don't.
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That's why I love you.
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Are the pizza muffins ready?
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He's here for revenging,
that's why!
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No! Wait! I'm here to apologize.
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For your looks?
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Nice one.
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Well, yes, actually, it
is sort of related to that.
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Can we talk?
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Grabbing your
spaceship was not okay.
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I lost my cool, and I'm sorry.
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In group, I learned
that I tend to be a bit...
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Repulsive?
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Sensitive.
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So now I'm, like, trying
to work on my attitude,
259
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,297
and project
an air of positivity.
260
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,591
You're projecting
an air of something.
261
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,717
Phew!
262
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:29,971
You're so stinky, you need
right guard and left guard.
263
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,349
I'll take your
hygiene advice to heart.
264
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,684
You're ugly!
265
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,687
Hey! Ow!
266
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,856
Yo, freak show!
267
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:43,527
Your face has been declared
a weapon of mass disgusting.
268
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,654
Timeless.
269
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,198
Okay, deep breath, deep breath.
270
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:54,913
Dr. Lesterman?
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I'm sorry to bother you,
272
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,875
but I think I'm close
to a temper-control incident.
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Recording:
You have reached the office
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of Dr. Judy lesterman
and Dr. Ira rothkiss.
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00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,006
The office is now closed.
276
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,925
If this is a pharmacy calling...
277
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:13,974
That's it! I promised myself
I wouldn't do this, but...
278
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,103
I will destroy you all!
279
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:23,567
I won't stop until your whole planet
is as ugly as you perceive me to be!
280
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,027
That will take a very long time.
281
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:29,573
Okay. Stop! Stop!
282
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:34,870
Stupid...
283
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:42,169
Blender, you're the
only one who's sober.
284
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,712
You got to do something!
285
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,755
Haven't I done enough already?
286
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:49,718
Please, stop the monster.
Just do that one thing!
287
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,803
Make it zero,
and you got a deal.
288
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:55,765
What if I
foldeded the professor's sweaters for you?
289
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:56,975
Both of them?
290
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,520
You mean you'll do two things,
and I only have to do one thing?
291
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,647
Yeah. Just save the world.
292
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,483
Sucken
293
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,572
legion of benders, come unto me!
294
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,824
We have one thing to do.
295
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,409
All benders: Screw that!
296
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,036
Come on, you lazy jerks!
297
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,370
If we all pitch in,
298
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:20,290
we each only have to do
one quintillionth of a thing.
299
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,584
All benders: All right.
300
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:40,936
Whoa.
301
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,985
Big bender starts right now.
302
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,200
Get a shave, ugly!
303
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,501
How about some
aftershave, dumpy?
304
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,336
You big bully!
305
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,714
You ugly nerd, enjoy a
nice guggenheim swirly!
306
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,433
Let this beating be a lesson
307
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,687
about never attacking those
more handsome than oneself.
308
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,565
All I wanted was
to apologize to you people.
309
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,776
But now I have to kill you.
310
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,612
How, by making me look at you?
311
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,490
No. By making you
look at my mama!
312
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,616
Ah!
313
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,326
Your mama's so ugly!
314
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,996
I told you not to
talk about my mama!
315
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,351
Robot god:
Walk toward the light, bender.
316
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,895
Bender: Man, do I have to walk?
317
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,998
At last I'm beautiful!
318
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,002
Bender: Yeah,
if you're into gray dust.
319
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,049
Bender, you di' it!
320
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,176
No, we di' it.
321
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,219
Ladies and gentlemen,
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00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:41,931
if, together we were able to
defeat this giant space monster,
323
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,933
think how also we might defeat
324
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:47,645
the monsters of poverty
and disease and unliteracy.
325
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:51,024
In this spirit,
I ask my fellow benders
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00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,234
to join me in
working diligently to...
327
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,196
Go to hell!
328
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,864
Come on, let's go some place
329
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:01,284
where we don't have to do one
quintillionth of a thing all the time.
330
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,633
Well, that was dumb.
331
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,724
Man, were we drunk.
332
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,267
What happened, professor?
333
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:29,312
Something absolutely incredible!
334
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,564
The sweaters got folded!
335
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,067
But how?
336
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,402
I didn't do it.
337
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:38,321
Bender, did you learn a
lesson about not being lazy
338
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,824
while the rest of us were
bombed out of our gourds?
339
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,492
Maybe I did, fry.
340
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,411
Maybe I did.
341
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,830
Or maybe I rescued
one last mini-bender
342
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:50,750
to fold stupid, ugly sweaters
while I laughed at him.
343
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:53,211
I guess we'll never know.
344
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,047
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